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File: 3e957ad57e3d9df⋯.jpg (502.72 KB, 1080x1059, 360:353, Screenshot_20180721-002358….jpg)

3c4e83  No.126792

Can't stop masturbating to her

b1fd16  No.126813

>>126792

woof she is getting old and whorey


6ceba3  No.126816

>>126813

>"getting" whorey


19b595  No.126821

File: cb35b3ce9bf0d0a⋯.jpg (38.54 KB, 475x240, 95:48, cb35b3ce9bf0d0a054b024e91a….jpg)


b1fd16  No.126823

>>126816

she looks like an old prostitute not a young one.


5414b4  No.126825

I can't masturbate to her

she looks too much like my sister.


f952cf  No.126826

>>126792

>spit your life juice into thin air

>hormones weaken

>stay unmotivated and alone

>repeat


389638  No.126831

File: 320bd97ae244c83⋯.jpg (50.13 KB, 636x358, 318:179, davecat.jpg)

>>126792

I've heard of masturbating with sex dolls but never TO them.


f46ff3  No.126835

Get better taste.


8a274d  No.126837

File: 271be54b5a64993⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 338x600, 169:300, Catplant asmr.jpg)


f952cf  No.126838

>>126835

your a fag if you dont think she is super smashable goodness >>126837


27b5f6  No.126839


acf286  No.126944

>>126823

Looks like a Realdoll…


c5bdc5  No.127000

>>126837

WTF? Is that her?


a62b47  No.127002

>>127000

Yes triple 0. In one of her old threads anons all but confirmed she was escorting.


c5bdc5  No.127004

>>127002

Damn. That nipple piercing supports this theory I'll say. She is WILD. And fucking HOT


8a274d  No.127005

He old IG is gone. Good job anons.


f952cf  No.127008

>>127005

its because we didnt pay huh


389638  No.127011

File: 6acf451f42beaa5⋯.jpeg (141.52 KB, 708x619, 708:619, ecd901fbcab00483fa2f82e3e….jpeg)

>>127005

Yeah posting a picture that's been posted in every single thread she's ever had here was the final straw.


c5bdc5  No.127064

Why both Pelagea and Catplant were verified in Youtube right when they both started to promote that betterhelp bullshit? Youtube let's you get verified the second someone wants a deal with you?


480b99  No.127066

>>127064

Basically. Pretty girls sell things well


c2c020  No.127212

>>126792

What content does she even have to beat it to?


284936  No.127262

>>127212

I jerk off to her talking about starcraft


8a274d  No.127265

She's a little Latino whore, Twitch thot and e-beggar.


c2c020  No.127268

>>127262

It's nice to have a hobby.

What is her lewdest thing so far?


1863a5  No.127273

prostitutes tend to be very lonely people, hence the obsession with videogames - a solitary sport. one can easily spot which ones are camgirls or prostitutes or former playboy models.


6afca6  No.127274

>>127273

>asmr viewers tend to be very lonely people, hence the obsession with videogames - a solitary sport.

ftfy


47689d  No.127278

>>127265

>She's a little Latino whore

Literally my fetish


4a2f0b  No.128546

>>126837

i likey!


4a2f0b  No.128619

is she a genuine sweetheart?


8960f5  No.128649

>>126792

i wanna suck her chicharro


c2c020  No.128782

>>127262

That's all? Fucking weak


c5bdc5  No.129109

>>126837

amazing tits. i wanna hold them.


8a274d  No.129110

>>129109

there is nothing to hold


d78626  No.129112

File: 1dd0e2b59c61c80⋯.jpg (100.91 KB, 640x640, 1:1, catplant pasties.jpg)

>>129110

She's got enough to suck on.


c5bdc5  No.129113

how anyone even found that nude pic


c07044  No.129121

>>129112

How long is her arm?!


c5bdc5  No.129272

she is so freaking cute. i just wish her ASMR was better cause it sucks.


082929  No.129273

File: 91b4f7cc9feed25⋯.jpg (45.77 KB, 779x432, 779:432, 91b4f7cc9feed258a11e5abee0….jpg)

>>129272

>she cute


a7ae12  No.129284

>>129272

I have a theory that only people who actually can feel asmr can make good asmr, so all these whores who suck at asmr don't really feel it and are making vids just because it's easy and to get that sweet betabux, that's why there are so many shitty ASMRtits out there.

From the thousands of asmr girls on youtube only a handful of top tier waifus are really good at it.


f83946  No.129288

File: d048dddb6ef832a⋯.png (41.41 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 580b585b2edbce24c47b2981.png)


f952cf  No.129291

>>129284

GW must get it. Her up close shit is to die for. Tingles down my spine


cabb31  No.129292

>>129291

Do you think asmrtists do up close whisper videos to make it sexual? Or is it just for tingles?


f952cf  No.129293

>>129292

some do

some dont


cabb31  No.129294

>>129293

Can you name some asmrtist who don't do it for sexual reason? Personally speaking, i get turned on by up close whisper videos no matter who is the asmrtist.


f952cf  No.129295

>>129294

frivvi is first that comes to mind


cabb31  No.129298

>>129295

Dude, you must be kidding me. She's literally a camwhore.


f952cf  No.129299

>>129298

Oh you said dont

my bad my bad

just search close up asmr and youll find plenty of stuff


f952cf  No.129301

>>129298

best video recently was gentlewhispers close up fuzzy mic video

my goodness its to die for


6da9ab  No.129488

>>129298

You probably think the cunts that literally whisper while trying on bikinis for a video aren't camwhores, huh?

Just jack off and go on with your shit life like the rest of us.


afd5d5  No.129893

>>127274

Being alone doesn't make you lonely. Only gregarious people who are running low on friends feel lonely. If you prefer solitude, you're right at home.


597b17  No.129927

cant wait for yet another video where she taps on plastic game boxes for 40 minutes


8a274d  No.129929

She's currently milking Fortnite and that's exactly why I unsubbed. That shit has nothing to do with ASMR anymore.


295964  No.130050

>>129929

Catplant has always pandered to the contemporary geek gamer audience.


295964  No.130051

>>130050

It's the easiest identifiable market to exploit. That and the Japanese anime fetish audience, with which there is a lot of overlap.


c6c8d4  No.130073

>>129929

I can't stand Fortnite and Overwatch. It's like COD for girls. I like my gamer girls to play more RPGs. I used to love Miss Fushi, but then I found out she was a nigger lover and I can't watch her anymore. Shib Levels Up is pretty good for an ASMRish Let's Player. All these twitch thots playing Fortnite though, I can't deal with it.


83e057  No.130085

>>126792

Truly a nazi board for real men.


752708  No.135047

File: e235b27cc92a554⋯.png (981.8 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Screenshot_20180901-230900.png)

Are there any top asmrtits left who have kept their relationship a secret? I don't think so.


f952cf  No.135048

>>135047

She likes a hairy man

nice


a4427b  No.135057

>>135047

Is that her actual b/f or is she an escort date here?


8a274d  No.135060

>>135057

>escort date

this


752708  No.135067

>>135057

>escort date

Is that even a thing? First time hearing this.


e215bc  No.135070

>>135067

>>135060

billionaires and millionaires will drop 5 figures on a "date" with semi-popular instagrammers and youtubers on a regular basis

I highly doubt she'll post one her escort "dates" to social media unless he's offered a juicy bonus, maybe so he can brag to his friends

>most expensive selfie ever


c5bdc5  No.135123

Dude looks so basic. I thought a nerdy girl like that would be into some weirdos.


b15749  No.135127

>>135070

Where's Carl with the big bucks at?


6c762b  No.135146

>>135067

isnt that the whole point of an escort? that they try to recreate more of a date feel instead of picking up a street whore? GFE: Girl Friend Experience. Some rich dudes take escorts on holidays and shit. Nowadays its often called sugarbabies but sugardaddy and -baby is more of an exlusive long term thing compared to escorts.


7d11b7  No.135151

>>135047

Maybe someone can explain the whole appeal of Instagram to me. Why do people look at boring pictures of self-absorbed uninteresting strangers. Pics of hot chicks I somewhat understand, but even still, why not just porn?


53c150  No.135154

>>135151

As I explained before, Instagram is a "dating" catalog for super wealthy men. Instathots are generally cleaner and more exclusive than working escorts

Girls also benefit if the fellow was ensnared in a parasitic relationship with said instathot.

>pelagea is probably making payday with her channel

>rich fucks who previously ignored her as a generic model now line up to "date" her


afd5d5  No.135179

>>135154

Where do I sign up?


f952cf  No.135180

>>135151

Testosterone bro


e3a03a  No.135215

>>135154

Interesting take.

Thanks, anon.


c79760  No.135228

>>129284

idk bout that asmrmood has giving me a lot of tigles lately, she actually has improved her content is not just tits anymore


c79760  No.135231

>>135047

i thought she was gay


a4427b  No.135246

>>135154

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/09/02/instagram-model-dies-on-mexican-billionaires-yacht-in-greece-mysterious-death-investigated.html

>the Instagram model was working on yachts while she traveled through Europe.

Riiiiight.

Case closed.


f952cf  No.135248

>>135246

also you hear about that insta model who went to saudi arabia and they pooped on her and made her stick dead fish up her vag


8a274d  No.135250

You have to realize that she is a prostitute. If tomorrow pops out some fat rich dyke, she'll become gay again.

What do you think who paid for KittyKlaw's new boobs, vacations on Yalta or who paid for Gwen's nose job?

>>135246

this


389638  No.135266

>>135154

He meant reading instagram rather than posting on it. By definition the "super wealthy men" are going to be a tiny audience.

>>135151

Women are interested in pictures, comparing themselves to pictures, tearing down people in pictures, throwing pity parties when they don't measure up to pictures, etc. Publishers, advertisers and social media managers realized awhile ago that women click more and share more, usually based only on the picture. There has not been a single "women's magazine" in history which sold because of its insightful and relatable articles. It's just pictures. The age of the women in the pictures defines entirely who their market is.


3edf22  No.135668

>>135047

is that reckful


a4427b  No.135669

>>135047

Also looks like Josh Robert Thompson, voice actor.


3edf22  No.135850

File: 09f26fce7202ce2⋯.jpg (53.37 KB, 1414x755, 1414:755, SMbFTAG.jpg)

I want to put a baby in Catplant!


585bb8  No.135865


389638  No.135880

File: 8c6b77e0eef0408⋯.jpg (51.42 KB, 600x900, 2:3, stephanie-realdoll2-config….jpg)

>>135850

Gross, do you know how hard those things are to clean out afterward?


19b595  No.135882

whoa!!


585bb8  No.135883

>>135880

So that thing is a robot right


19b595  No.135884

>>135880

it's looks real.

but it's not.


5cccbd  No.135921

>>135154

>>135215

You didn't know this before? Isn't it suspicious enough that most instathots have pictures of them in Dubai and flaunting 7000 dollars handbags n shit?

They're escorts.nothing more. High class escorts.


c89af8  No.135935

File: b559b2e12f8dffd⋯.jpg (478.35 KB, 875x584, 875:584, typical bar.jpg)

>>135921

Very true. I'll tell you a funny (not ha ha funny) true story about some of these girls. "Don't mind me, just chillin on MY FRIEND's YACHT!" When I lived in Asia, human trafficking was big business. It's all ran by organized crime like the Triads or Yakuza etc. They send scouts out to find poor girls in shithole villages in Flipland or girls on POF or other "Dating" sites. They pitch a "job" at them as an entertainer in exotic cities like Bangkok, Dubai, Seoul, Doha, Singapore, and show them videos like this. You sign a contract with them, to make it look legit, and then they take all of your identification, money, and passport… because they'll take care of everything so you won't have to worry about it. Not every girl gets to work on a yacht. Most of them end up as "juicy girls" in bars across the land. We call them "juicy girls" because they sell you a "buy me a juice drink (they're not supposed to get drunk, so you buy them juice instead)" so they will keep you company for the evening. If you want more than her company, you pay for that too, if you know what I mean. The girls are charged by the mafia for their room and board, food, clothing, etc. If they pay their debts, they can keep some of what's left over as spending money. Most girls try to get you to fall in love with them so that you'll pay their bar tab and buy their identity back from the mob and marry them. One of two ways out. The other way out is when the girls don't turn a profit and refuse to go full prostitute. The Yakuza says "We're going to move you to another location since things aren't working out for you here." After they set sail, they put a bullet in her head, and toss her in the ocean. This is part of the reason why undocumented immigrants and workers are such a big deal to the sex trade industry. Yes, they hire men too, as janitors, waiters, and so on, but not anywhere near the number of women who get duped into these scams.

tl;dr Don't ever take a shady job as an "entertainer" and give them your passport and ID. You'll never get it back.

Here's a good story that backs up pretty much everything I said, but it's about Africans, because the (((media))) doesn't want you to know about all of the hispanic, asian, or Russian girls that this happens to.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/04/10/the-desperate-journey-of-a-trafficked-girl


5cccbd  No.135946

>>135935

Yeah well I for one am aware of these things. You notice a pattern in it, especially (but not restricted to) pretty Ukrainian or Russian chicks on insta taking pictures in front of Louis Vuitton and Hermes, in private jets, maybe the discrepancy between a day or two in between being in Dubai and then in some cycladic Greek island….you gotta wonder where the fuck they get all the money to do so.

Then among that there's the shit tier chicks that you mention, ones coming from really poor Filipino or Cambodian villages, mishandled and treated poorly by some powerful mafia underlord. Some are tricked into having a good life…..while the higher echelon ones literally sold their soul for money and the disillusionment of having a bourgeois lifestyle.


5cccbd  No.135948

>>135946

I forgot to add, here's a funny dude who speaks the truth

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3UITD7ikQr8


a4427b  No.135952

>>135935

The one that was just murdered in Greece on some yacht, police ruled she “hung herself.” I trolled her account and got some precious salt. White Knights will defend these skanks to the death, literally.


5754e4  No.138006

>>126837

>>129112

How did you get these anyway?


5754e4  No.138007

>>135047

I will never understand why any guy would donate money to girl who is in a relationship and will never all because they think she’s cute. I find her entertaining but not enough to spend actual money on her.


b1fd16  No.138736

I crush on her so hard I stopped watching her. I skipped out on the gym too and let myself gain weight. Not sure if I should start watching her again to motivate myself or not. Pretty this crush is unhealthy as fuck and I'm surprised she settled for such an average dude. .


a7bad0  No.138783

File: ffc297f505bd6b2⋯.jpg (90.2 KB, 480x720, 2:3, catplant asmr 5.jpg)


52e492  No.138791

>>138783

any more?


8a274d  No.138795

>>138783

shitlib whore


6064da  No.138802

>>138783

Not her.


4fa861  No.138804

>>138802

No shit, sherlock.


c4d641  No.138805

>>138736

>crushing on a degenerate hooker

top cuck


c5bdc5  No.138829

she's amazing but i wish her asmr would be actually good


a4eb67  No.138845

File: fe6167276964990⋯.png (1.96 MB, 1189x777, 1189:777, cat.png)

searched catplant nudes and found this on a ice posiden reddit thread


a4eb67  No.138847

>>138845

nevermind, it some Ukrainian model


594632  No.138849

>>138845

I was going to say it looks like Lisa. >>133120


19b595  No.138851

>>138845

her tits is showing.


8a274d  No.138852

>>138847

>model


cc1b33  No.138972

>>138805

I don't believe she's a hooker, but I do believe she is manipulative and a mankiller. Even if she was I would still probably crush. It's just a chemical reaction and not a continuous action. If she was an actual acquaintance in my city it's not like I would ask her out.


8a274d  No.138973

>>138972

not hooker but slut


6ceba3  No.138985

>>138973

she a thot


b1fd16  No.138986

>>138985

if she breathes…


c4d641  No.138988

File: af27a9145d61229⋯.png (51.42 KB, 846x592, 423:296, asmr wojak.png)

>>138736

>I crush on her so hard I stopped watching her

I had to stop watching my waifu for a while too

>>138972

> If she was an actual acquaintance in my city it's not like I would ask her out

iktf, Even if she was my next door neighbor I wouldn't dare to talk to her because she mogs me to death in every way possible, I'm just subhuman compared to her

jfl at my life

not talking about catplant btw. my waifu is from a superior race


b1fd16  No.138989

>>138988

I just think I would be too addicted to her. I don't have bad self-esteem issues or think about raceshit. I'm just unnecessarily sprung like a bitch.


6ceba3  No.138991

>>138988

>my waifu is from a superior race

It's called the human race, and Catplant is a reptilian hologram.


b1fd16  No.138992


92ec2a  No.139559

File: d415d882eb79a01⋯.jpg (52.43 KB, 540x304, 135:76, ecdf78912aa18c6f7dd52049af….jpg)

File: a1ab3d21a0db122⋯.jpg (86.72 KB, 422x750, 211:375, 15072393089700.jpg)

I wonder how many more of her pics are out there


7a132e  No.140117

>>139559

Is she trying to hide them or something? They seem like stuff she would post or sell.


2afab5  No.140136

>>139559

Aw look sugar daddy got her a pearl necklace.


f952cf  No.140219

>>139559

Yo i would smash this chick till my spine or pelvis breaks


d05780  No.140221

Brown eyes + brown nipples = no thank you


f952cf  No.140222

>>140221

Those are nice nipples son. Shape color and consistency are all on point. Ugh i want her so bad


b1fd16  No.140411

Does Catplant browse here like other ASMRists? I want to tell her I want to feed her nothing but peppers for week and then eat her ass while tickling her toes until she orgasms.


ef99b2  No.140416

>>126792

Stop masturbating OP. Semen retention is the only way we can win the fight


41e1c6  No.140422

I always thought she has some Filipino mix in her


c14783  No.142640

>>140422

Yeah, I can see that as well


8a274d  No.142644

She's a spic.


c14783  No.142937

>>142644

And still better looking than any girl you have been with. Oh, you have been with a girl, right?


d3da38  No.142940

>>142937

Different anon, no and yes.


a07d4f  No.142963

>>140422

Moar like Latina tbh, if she has flip blood, her nose wouldn't be that small and pointed


a07d4f  No.142965

>>142963

*Mexicunt/latino


8a274d  No.142968

File: b73c3ac5be8b233⋯.png (28.75 KB, 500x444, 125:111, le_56__face_by_neetsfaggin….png)

>>142963

Jessica Chicharro


fa2b10  No.143908

Latina? Even better


cf8b46  No.144383

>>142963

She got a nose job. It’s obvious when comparing her new nose with old photos.


7825eb  No.146964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Looks amazing in this video


87a975  No.146971

>>146964

Girls with her face type always look great with their hair made up in a bun


d3da38  No.146976

>>144383

Nose job paid for by lonely incels and orbiters. This world needs to burn.


f3b0bd  No.147020


7d11b7  No.147028

File: 78e3b5bcaef13bf⋯.png (872.97 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Catplant's ride.png)

>>146964

Wowy, she really won the genetic lottery.

Good for Chad.


258c5c  No.147060


ade7d5  No.147605

>>147028

been lifting and I'm in better shape

where do I get a catplant gf? All the women around me are blondes


5f9c64  No.147640

>>147028

I feel sorry for you if you perceive that as a Chad.


f46ff3  No.147653

>>147605

Where do you live?


ade7d5  No.148226

>>147653

NorCal in white country. All the cute latinas are in the ghetto, thicc, and don't talk cute like catplant.


f10456  No.148229

>>147605

What did you mean by "are blondes"? Blondes are some of the most beautiful girls in the world.


f10456  No.148230

>>148226

Is America still considered a white country? Commiefornia definitely cannot be called a white state. Soon you white people will become a minority lol.


ade7d5  No.148386

>>148229

boring to me

>>148230

California is a state bigger than most European countries. There are more non-Hispanic whites in California than there is in Norway and Finland combined.


b3dc88  No.148393

>>148386

Do your research. Commiefornia has most Number of non white people of all the states. Your government even accepts illegal immigrants and Muslims with open arms.

You'll also find MANY interracial couples in commiefornia.

Why you guys are like this, man?

Btw, who you ?


ade7d5  No.148491

>>148393

There are more non-Hispanic white people in California now than there was both non-Hispanic and Hispanic white people in the 1960s. I live here and I know my shit. I don't really care about growing demographics as long as we can update the infrastructure to accommodate for bigger cities.


4d1aba  No.148515

>>148491

>I don't really care about growing demographics

t. kike


ade7d5  No.150410

>>148515

whatever, I'm looking good for a kike and I want to a catplant gf.


c5bdc5  No.150690

I just realized that I have a southern twang fetish.


ade7d5  No.151357

>>150690

lift for the twang bro


244298  No.151376

File: 9e62d2f9d2ccb88⋯.jpg (12.93 KB, 252x255, 84:85, 9e62d2f9d2ccb88f16f3b9c487….jpg)

>>148386

The majority of "white" americans come from the germany, anglo saxons, and celts. So basically the shitty germanic tribes. White americans are low tier whites.


afd5d5  No.151654

>>151376

Just a jealous Nonmoonlander.


afd5d5  No.151655

>>147028

She's pretty, but she has haughty eyes.


12cd5d  No.151761

File: a7acf351c4c5417⋯.jpg (943.97 KB, 1242x1071, 138:119, 1543309275766.jpg)

what did she mean by this?


ccfb82  No.151765

File: 909f6891dedda58⋯.jpg (29.62 KB, 703x427, 703:427, Juggalette.jpg)

>>151761

wOoP WoOp!


67c363  No.151766

>>151761

She likes to wear Juggalo war paint when she larps as a member of the Bloods. Mami chula is ready to challenge Michael Vick to a dog fight.


67c363  No.151767


67c363  No.151768

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

23ed11  No.151774

when and where can i see her naked body?


f952cf  No.151775

>>151761

She wants the sex


c5bdc5  No.152146

she's so amazing. i love her. i don't have anything hateful to say.


c4d641  No.152153

File: d90df1bc7d37d58⋯.png (14.63 KB, 644x800, 161:200, you.png)

>>152146

>she's so amazing. i love her. i don't have anything hateful to say.


ade7d5  No.152808

>>152146

based and redpilled


51e96a  No.152826

>>151761

She’s back to escorting.


c5bdc5  No.152832

more nudes please


afd5d5  No.154796

>>151766

Actually West coast Latinos North of Bakersfield wear red.


13e6d1  No.154848

i would like to see her naked body


2427e4  No.154872

petite brown women are goddess tier

this little bitch needs to post more regularly though


1bde34  No.154881

^^^^^^^^^^

(USER WAS SODOMIZED FOR THIS POST)


c5bdc5  No.154978

i have dreams about her butthole. i wanna lick it so bad


f57d13  No.155013

>>154978

I bet its stinky as fuck


a476d2  No.155889

Still think about her bros


b00cc2  No.155960

File: dd4b758a811a7bf⋯.webm (13.63 MB, 720x480, 3:2, catplant.webm)


b00cc2  No.155961

File: 3ca055a42cbd446⋯.webm (15.24 MB, 720x480, 3:2, catplant2.webm)


621552  No.155962

They’re a dime a dozen


d52ffa  No.155980

>>155960

>>155961

full video please


a4901c  No.155982

>>155961

>>155960

are you blind


877cad  No.156008

>>156006

future doctors and scientists :^)


12cd5d  No.156060

>>155960

Looks legit. Has the mole on her chest where it should be.


d8f209  No.156582

I love her and I want to die because it's dumb that I love her so mich


8a274d  No.156583

>>156582

Do you love her boyfriend too?


fd1921  No.156584

File: d87112bc829d676⋯.gif (1.66 MB, 600x480, 5:4, shotfun.gif)

>>156582

It's not dumb at all. Die for love, anon.


d8f209  No.156585

>>156583

I don't even follow her, so I don't know of she had a bf. I just vent here when I'm down.


554f6a  No.156734

>>155961

>>155982

Mila Azul for the second one, but I don't know sauce for the first


ba59a2  No.157061

i will marry catplant!!!!


b0ded0  No.157078

>>157061

>Vegas escort

I don't know about marriage, but you could probably rent her for a few hours.


0cd4e1  No.157088

File: 9cbff696f5a3d31⋯.jpg (45.16 KB, 750x903, 250:301, 1524858800433.jpg)

>>155960

>>155961

This is amazing


e9284b  No.157133

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Look at her eyes, she's horny.


311bb9  No.157160

>>157133

how would you know ya virgin


a02d4e  No.157369

>>155960

pretty well done deepfake, but why use a chick with such a nasty looking gash?


7fd1a3  No.157393

>>157369

Because nasty gashes are hot


09d231  No.159097

I thought she was underage?


554f6a  No.160073

>>159097

she's 25 or 26


ce3d6d  No.160075

>>157133

thousand cock stare


554f6a  No.160077


472084  No.160811

anyone got the missing photos from this archived thread >> http://206.223.147.218/asmr/res/87943.html especially the one "…before getting smashed at her prom,,,"


5788d1  No.160823

>>160077

The thousand-yard stare. A thott gets it after she's been in the cock for too long. It's like you've really seen…beyond. I got it. All field thotts got it. You'll have it, too.


97603a  No.160840

File: aa0b14134cd76c0⋯.webm (2.24 MB, 1080x550, 108:55, catplant.webm)

I wish she'd do more videos where she doesn't have 100 pounds of cakeup on. she is actually attractive as fuck.


c6ea09  No.160847

>>160823

I'm sorry to hear you have the "1000 cock stare" anon…how many cocks have you taken?


19b595  No.160927

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c8e3a7  No.160942

File: 235477c463ee200⋯.png (119.15 KB, 1269x674, 1269:674, catplant.PNG)

>>160927

These fuck me eyes she keeps pulling got me nutting, goddamit


12cd5d  No.160965

>>160942

I hate the contacts


bcc06b  No.160983

File: 898710bef0d947c⋯.jpg (42.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>160927

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE SO HOT IN THIS ONE

I NEED HER TO SUCK ME DRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SO HORNY

SO LONELY


a7bd04  No.160984

>>160840

next time you ask that post a webm where she isnt also caked on makeup


b4f904  No.160992

>>160840

when will she start doing armpit asmr fucks sake

<i ravu her3


87559c  No.161002

File: bb89deeae64367c⋯.jpg (503.58 KB, 676x1200, 169:300, 271be54b5a6499301969832534….jpg)


1a424c  No.161005

>>161002

In the military, we call girls like this "Little Brown Fucking Machines" and use them for entertainment and to get ourselves off with. If she's lucky, I might keep her. If she fails to please, we'll dump her in the ocean. That's business as usual in our world.


1a424c  No.161028

File: 84d60bb3f7373b6⋯.jpg (53.97 KB, 590x303, 590:303, hispanics.jpg)

>>161002

>>161005

Hispanics were made to be kidnapped and sold as sex slaves. I wish I had a Catplant of my very own in my basement. Once we get the southern border open, availability will go up and prices will go down.


50a36a  No.161165

>>147028

Seeing a dude this beta/weird looking able to get a girl that hot gives me hope.


396528  No.161168

>>161165

Dude's probably got money, anon.


3da843  No.161169

File: 41337703b545bbd⋯.png (319.27 KB, 528x738, 88:123, Maria.png)

This bitch is gross. Her face is all out of whack. You incels have shit taste.


50a36a  No.161171

>>161168

So does Jeff Bezos, but it didn't make him alpha.


c6ea09  No.161178

>>147028

>boyfriend

You mean her new "john."


ff0bde  No.161183

>>161165

He isnt a model but he is good looking. Better looking than the average guy you see. They are pretty well matched.

>>161171

Bezos just went public with his blackmail and that will piss off Trump, the National Enqurirer and Saudi Arabia. Thats pretty alpha.


ee4a81  No.161504

File: d4ba1c125d80b09⋯.png (696 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1522156731162 (1).png)

where's my catplant valentine's video? I need her she is my one true valentine


c6ea09  No.161528

File: 8fcbc8f00344a5f⋯.jpg (60.7 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 51741919_3067895913224111_….jpg)


19b595  No.161753

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i'll started masturbating on my company time.


396528  No.161770

>>161169

>>161171

Who said anything about being alpha? This is about having something to offer a bitch other than incredible self-loathing.

>>161169

Every time an incel blows out his brains, an angel gets its wings.




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