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 No.132157

How does the hate dungeon feel about tit cows with fairly unattractive (but not outright ugly) faces?

 No.132159

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…because she did one of those "try on haul" videos and her body is quite good.

I realize I'm being mean in saying this, but maybe it's a good red pill for some idiot anon: this is the kind of girl who is only hot because she's young. Fuck her if you can, but don't marry this one unless you accept the fact that she's going to lose that body and all you'll have left is the face.

On the other hand, if you're like this girl, your best strategy is to lock down a man ASAP.


 No.132160

>>132159

By the time she loses that figure, yours is going to be even worse. Not swallowing your 17 year-olds life experience.


 No.132250

Generally interested. It’s a shame many of the popular asmrthots are flat, but when a titcow shows up they’re usually awful. There was a small channel that showed up for me named Rachel Chotro starring a hefty heifer, but it was some low effort shit that died


 No.132269

File: d134902e5a4c3d6⋯.png (297.7 KB, 487x251, 487:251, Capture.PNG)

>>132159

>lock down a man ASAP

Looks like she already has, anon.


 No.132277

>>132269

She's mentioned many times she has a boyfriend.


 No.132279

File: cc9d3a573197b65⋯.jpg (41.18 KB, 711x722, 711:722, cori a cute.jpg)

>>132277

double dubs

Boyfriend appears to have upgraded to fiance. She's been with the same guy for the past 6 years. About time he put a ring on it.

>>132159

You are mean, anon. I'd wife the shit outta her. I think Cori is a lovely young lady.


 No.132287

>>132279

OHH MAYHH are those khazar milkers?


 No.132288

>>132279

>double dubs

>reddit formatting

Back to 4/r9k/ with you, young incel.


 No.132302

File: fbb33f528f9494d⋯.jpg (44.64 KB, 750x591, 250:197, ohDKCIO.jpg)

>>132295

Cori doesn't have a Patreon or even a PayPal. She's never begged for betabux. She creates ASMR out of love. for now


 No.132306

>>132302

You think she's gonna blow up


 No.132322


 No.132323

>>132306

I should elaborate. No, she won't blow up. She doesn't market (sell) herself. Clearly >>132157 she has the tits for it, but she won't lewd. She's engaged. As if that matters to most cucks these days. I believe she has the potential to grow, but I think she's just doing these videos for fun.


 No.132325

>>132323

samefagging

Don't take this the wrong way. Does she have to show her tits to be successful? No. My point is that I think ASMR is dying. It's too saturated and bloated. Pure waifus are quitting or go unnoticed and only twitch thots blow up anymore. I think the days of a girl like SoftlyGaloshes (an honest content creator) starting ASMR and expecting to make it big are over. I can point at girls like Prim, best Taylor, Ashley Marie, etc, are all sitting well below 100k. They're all great and make good videos. The instant e-celebs ship has set sail. That train left the station. I don't think we'll ever see another overnight star like Darling or SlimWhispers. ASMR as a genre is way too big and twitch girls are taking over. How many ASMRtits have a second channel for playing Fortnite on twitch? If you wanted to grow your channel without gaming, I'd say the old "daily vlogger" path would be the best one to take. Most of the OG youtubers that managed to stick around, started as daily vloggers.


 No.132373

>>132157

>unattractive

You watch too much TV.


 No.132375

>>132325

>a girl like SoftlyGaloshes

>a girl

women don't begin going bald in their 20s, anon. roger's a dude.


 No.132459

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>>132302

>doesn't have a Patreon or even a PayPal

<25:57 I've been actually thinking more about

<25:59 my patreon and I was thinking if I do

<26:04 make my patreon if uh if I do go ahead

<26:21 with my patreon I was thinking you have

<26:24 to be I'm not sure if like the tiers I

<26:27 want to say yes but if I do go ahead I

<26:31 was thinking of doing like weekly eating

<26:35 videos or bi-weekly videos the only

<26:40 thing that's stopping me from my making

<26:42 the patreon right now is I honestly

<26:44 don't know how much content I want to do

Imagine living in a world where free money was this easy for you to get. "I'm not sure if I want to take the money because gosh, making a 10 minute video once a week is so much work!!"

…because you already live in a world where:

<27:02 my cousin has a patreon she

<27:04 has cosplay stuff maybe I'll ask her

beta bucks are so plentiful that a random thot has people in her family that are already doing it.

I feel so sorry for young men today. You guys have no hope of a long-term relationship. You cannot compete with the army of thirsty simps boosting women's egos into the asteroid belt.


 No.132476

File: fc87586c6a4a57d⋯.jpg (108.14 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, 44447971300.jpg)

>>132459

Well fuggggg. I stand corrected. Lewds and nudes when?


 No.132478

>>132459

There are fine women out there brother


 No.132479

>>132375

They can as a result of high stress. Knew a chick who was a wreck after two abortions (not mine dont worry) and she started losing hair around 23. It’s whatever. Maybe social media gives people this impression that people can be this idealized form of perfection that only exists in highly edited profile pics and the like.


 No.134393

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fresh bobs


 No.134482

>>134393

She mentioned her boyfriend two times. R.I.P, they never learn.


 No.134540

>>134482

How I watched this video: On my 55" TV, with the sound off.


 No.135546

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Not fresh but an attempt was made


 No.135551

>>135546

>go to sleep while I flash this light in your eyes anon


 No.135566

>>135551

Never understood cranium exam or follow the light ones


 No.135753

>>135566

>What does this smell like? Good, that's right, vanilla.

>Can you feel this? Good, how about this?


 No.135888

>let's cuddle up and relax while going to sleep

>while I have all this makeup on


 No.140280

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 No.140281

>>140280

Those titties are looking good. Cori lewds on insta when?!


 No.143601

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 No.143646

>>143601

I want to put my penis between her boobs. What shocks me more than anything else is that she has a fiance at home who (presumably) allows her to do this.


 No.143661

>>143646

Why wouldn't he, he's the bull and her audience are the cucks.


 No.143675

File: 49856c1d43a3727⋯.jpg (77.39 KB, 563x552, 563:552, 0b8c4ab272d6db7e3ea405abc7….jpg)

>>143661

>ywn get to prep the bull

I'm honestly surprised that Karuna and Victor haven't done a video for this yet. I wonder how it would go though. Do you think her audience would get upset about it or do you think they'd cuck out and throw more money at her?


 No.143676

>>143675

Come to think of it, that would definitely be pushing the envelope of porn in ASMR.

(Karuna Satori) My husband fucking me ASMR MF4A [intentional] [female] [male] [fucking sounds] [nsfw]

I kinda want her to do it now. Not out of cuckery, but for the amount of chaos it would cause with assblasted fans and creators.


 No.143687

>>143675

They did multiple audios.


 No.143823

>>135566

cranial nerve exam is just an asmr meme because early on it was a vid type that blew up. now everyone feels like they have to do it. kinetic sand is another asmr meme like that


 No.143837

File: c4251ab73f4f136⋯.jpg (110.07 KB, 900x900, 1:1, JUNKS.jpg)

>>143823

Lighting matches is also an ASMR meme.


 No.143914

>>143823

Cranial nerve exams are great though. When done right some of the most tingly videos around


 No.148254

File: c64148a331ee296⋯.webm (314.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cori.webm)

nice


 No.148255

>>132159

Like anons here are all 10s. Fuck her good lads and go full 1488 on a normie broad like this.


 No.148263

>>132157

>fairly unattractive (but not outright ugly) faces?

The term you're thinking of is "butterface", anon. Remember it, it'll save you a little extra typing.


 No.148302

>>148254

Why is my mom saying that? She would never say that anon, how did you get this video of my mom????


 No.148312

>>134482

I bet she’s into cuckqueaning.


 No.148321

>>148302

private patreon vids yo


 No.148335

>>132159

>>134393

>try on haul videos

okay these are definitely intended to be sexual.


 No.148344

She has incredible natural tits and I'd love to see them. Question is, how far is she willing to go? She stands to make alot of money, but will she do it?


 No.151913

File: 04a1c3b96edbb2d⋯.mp4 (224.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, CoriCat wants to suck your….mp4)

naughty Cori


 No.151919

File: 27b430af41ad8dc⋯.jpg (35.58 KB, 311x264, 311:264, 33963501.jpg)

>>151913

And I would let her.


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 No.151988

File: fa61f653faabb38⋯.jpg (92.54 KB, 866x522, 433:261, Clipboard.jpg)

Cori just did a sponsored clothing haul and shit all over her sponsor. Funniest clothing haul I've ever seen. Screen capped so you can get a chance to see just how spoiled these women are. Not liking the clothes is one thing, but publicly shitting all over a sponsor is next level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSGJ4mbGNRs


 No.152017

>>151988

Thats funny but that entitlement and actions will cost her future sponsors.


 No.152028

>>132160

>yours is going to be even worse.

Spoken like a true NPC


 No.152032

>>151988

fucking dumb cunt


 No.152039

>>151988

Based.

>muh I'm redpilled about the jews but this toth getting free shit and not following their orders is a slut and should be put in a fire

lmaoing at your lifes incels


 No.152115

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 No.152140

>>132250

yeah outside of Violets Voice, Hailey, and maybe Scottish Murmurs, I can't think of a single busty asmrtist who made more than half a dozen vids


 No.152145

File: a472957567d31be⋯.jpg (58.5 KB, 300x400, 3:4, e94b497c69a358ad93b2249985….jpg)

>>152140

>not remembering thicc Asian titcow waifu

Rain was good. Too bad she's gone though.


 No.152147

>>152039

lives. not lifes. you dumb nigger faggot


 No.152152

>>152145

all the asian asmrtists suck


 No.152212

>>152140

Any pics of Violets Voice being busty?


 No.152243

>>152140

Vivi Alto, Mama Susurros, MinxLaura, thatasmrchick, Luz asmr, etc.

Come on anon, it's like you didn't even try


 No.152244

>>152152

Hatomugi is goat


 No.152489

>>152243

I'll give you Vivi and Luz tho no english is a dealbreaker for asmr imo. The others a ugly af

>>152212

Its either the under the piano or showing paintings one, you can tell a few times throughout her vids tho. Nothing worth moving blood over, but she def is


 No.152558

>>152489

>dude there are no asmrtits with big breasts

>okay there are but they are ugly lol

fuck off underage


 No.152604

>>132160

>muh wimmins age like wine bs


 No.152605

>>152039

"incel"

no argument found.

just ad-hominems.

are you sure you're not some tranny?


 No.152682

>>152605

"tranny"

no argument found

just ad-hominems

are you sure you're not some redditor?


 No.156555

She has a very cute face, you must be blind.

Her straightforward sexualization of her videos and honest style have won me over. I like her much more than those qt innocent thots most of you fawn over


 No.156725

>>156555

>cute face

She has the empty 'college psychopath chick' face, wee lad. Be careful of those when you're older.


 No.156795

>>156555

probably because you're an ugly loser from a flyover state.


 No.156891

>>132459

Jesus dude just tag 25:57 and 27:02


 No.157971

>>151913

full vid?


 No.158040

File: eedbb8066a58ab5⋯.mp4 (2.25 MB, 1278x720, 71:40, cori FMA.mp4)


 No.158043

I can't figure out what's going on with her chin.


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 No.158103

You just know she's forcing a vegetarian diet on her cat.


 No.159983

She's going to delete her channel. Next week she's planning to put out a dirty roleplay.

With enough thirsty degenerate comments the circus will leave town.


 No.160067

>>159983

when did she say that?


 No.160642

File: ad525b5d8632cd7⋯.webm (7.99 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Cori lewd edit.webm)


 No.161034

>>160642

I like your style.


 No.161036

>>160642

Yeah. I love this edit. I'd like to see this for more ASMRtits. Good job, anon.


 No.161071

>>132459

This, there is no such thing as being "alpha enough", women want narcissistic supply and security, where do they get both?

From scores of beta orbiters and people lining up to pay attention to these hoes. These faggots will also provide money, but also in the form of government and corporate security, government and corporate jobs are the next tier down from that.

A fundamental aspect of female psychology is to take the path of absolute least resistance, so you can bet your boots these broads will always opt for something easier and more fulfilling than what YOU have to offer.


 No.161072

>>132157

She looks vaguely like Softlygaloshes.




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