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File: d48ce7df063e9cb⋯.jpg (255.23 KB, 901x930, 901:930, 4e7c0679dc6d69644b7dc64e73….jpg)

e18f3d  No.145454

She's back, broke and crazier than ever before.

e18f3d  No.145455

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

6eac50  No.145458


This has to be one of the lowest quality videos I've seen in a long time. Even Auggs makes better content than this.

8a28f9  No.145470


I laugh like crazy every time I see one of her "sexy" photos. Nothing about them is right.

2e6da4  No.145471


75e122  No.145514


I feel like she's just drugs now. Like, not even a person. A personification of drugs.

89ee20  No.145697

Did anyone ever leak the rest of her set from creepy joe

45d8ea  No.145730

she turned into a nigger. I also suspect she's a jew.

72897b  No.145754


Considering he lurks here, prob not the best course of action. You're not missing much tbh. OP is the best image from the set. Certainly not worth $70.

2d760b  No.146085

File: 9899d15245aa3a9⋯.jpg (229.58 KB, 700x724, 175:181, alpaca-blacked.jpg)

8df07f  No.146086


You niggers and kikes who push this shit deserve to have your throat slit.

fdb254  No.146090


neck yourself kike

2e6da4  No.146105

349fd1  No.147602

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Old school faceless alpaca was so much fucking cuter. It's a shame she's all corrupted now. Looks like she used to reupload deleted ASMR. How rude.

b71a4d  No.147607


Thanks bro maybe ill get back into it now that seattle is raining until next march

e18f3d  No.147876

File: 86580a7b39b9e09⋯.jpg (334.2 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3124123813-6.jpg)

File: f623833ca4e0711⋯.jpg (353.61 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3124124078-6.jpg)

File: d064d8c06b4bd6a⋯.jpg (769.7 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, p3124124129-6.jpg)

File: 6bfeeab5320e797⋯.jpg (255.54 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, p3124125020-6.jpg)

File: e6dc064ac85cf82⋯.jpg (165.88 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3124125991-6.jpg)

That's what I call boobs.

56dc03  No.147885

File: c205d5b83c12cbb⋯.jpg (705.33 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, d064d8c06b4bd6ac120375b363….jpg)

e18f3d  No.147888

File: 63e715eeb2f999c⋯.jpg (95.5 KB, 500x333, 500:333, tumblr_inline_mw1d09Aisd1q….jpg)

23d34e  No.147891


FUCK YEAH. God damn, those tits are fantastic. Such a shame this fucking idiot ruined her face.

ee713b  No.147899

File: 02f0757feba5f76⋯.jpg (22.93 KB, 283x476, 283:476, Stare_Cat-Fonzie.jpg)


Wins delivered.

72897b  No.147903


these Aren't from the bentbox set , & there's no new set posted there. Where in the hell did these come from? lol

e18f3d  No.147909

595d79  No.147942


Initially thought these were bad fakes then it occured these are alleged Joe Michaels'. I mean what's worse lmao

72897b  No.148313

File: cee9f80c2d66ab1⋯.jpg (81.58 KB, 1131x201, 377:67, Untitled-1.jpg)

This mf… I call him on his bullshit pricing of the NON nude set he's selling for $70 when there's nudes being spread around for free… His reply? Well, I'm trying to raise money for this charity case.

No way in hell does she make commission on anything. No way. She's a one-off model who probably got airfare and/or a lump sum to strip naked. You don't pay some chick who's never modeled commission gtfoh.

a4fd44  No.148317

File: 07473f0916681ef⋯.jpg (26.47 KB, 448x240, 28:15, 1PJfj.jpg)


Hahahah Joe you lying fuck. 65 people have not bought these smudge tool assaulted, amateurishly lit trash.

5fdd6d  No.148318


Maybe he fucked her and now he's trying to raise hush money.

e18f3d  No.148319


He definitely fucked her. That's what "models" do.

885bd7  No.148384

File: 4acce08473ee369⋯.png (517.04 KB, 640x960, 2:3, Untitled-1.png)


what is this shitty light man

e37455  No.148424

what a fucking shame. this picture would be so great without this borderline terrible editing

bd9e64  No.148453

File: a5ebd97243c47ea⋯.jpeg (132.92 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 43D2D898-6F67-412E-9FEF-9….jpeg)

For crying out loud..

fcb483  No.148465

File: e144ef08951a173⋯.jpg (321.6 KB, 640x960, 2:3, htrshsrthsr.jpg)

e18f3d  No.148466


Same thing on the left side. Fucking amateurs.

089b37  No.148474

File: 3dd5b0d34109622⋯.png (9.78 KB, 480x456, 20:19, d265f4d01f1d4d54f032ab80bc….png)


What did Joe Michaels mean by this?

Seriously though, what was he trying to shoop here?

e18f3d  No.148477


Her wide head, what else? That can be done by one move (slider) in PS and there is no need for the Warp tool. He also totally fucked her hair.

56dc03  No.148486


I'd shoop in a strap-on dildo but I'm too lazy.

bd9e64  No.148559

Where can I purchase these photos?

56dc03  No.148563


Don't support whores–not ugly ones, at least.

bd9e64  No.148565


I won’t actually buy them I just want to see the page where they are sold,

0659d9  No.148568

cf46fd  No.148628

File: 2302d8d4b568d15⋯.jpg (66.28 KB, 993x567, 331:189, ed.jpg)

23d34e  No.148649


Visible veins are a key indicator of MEGA MILK MOMENTS. Edie is prime breedpig. Obviously by preference she wouldn’t actually be involved in raising the kid though.

57da62  No.148654

File: 1ab91bae6d44059⋯.jpg (79.26 KB, 500x1000, 1:2, fe07afb7ef0bd6c88431fde541….jpg)

2e6da4  No.148658


maybe there using a digital photo to mapping out of her figurines

ab019a  No.148670


It's such a turnoff that her face is so harshly shopped

e18f3d  No.148681

File: 4a6a6ad2225fd6e⋯.jpg (326.58 KB, 933x1400, 933:1400, Alpaca.jpg)

34671c  No.148683

File: c24e8c7766caeea⋯.jpg (203.51 KB, 1200x901, 1200:901, alpaca-375.jpg)


Sigh, I know.

bcf330  No.148747


Mapping out her GI Joes?


Those are some serious pancake titties, with huge nipples to boot. She's like a white nigress.


I'm noticing a lot of brown at the roots of her hair.

4ac278  No.148749


look at the size of that fuckin beak

56dc03  No.148756

File: 33d8bcb944bfe5c⋯.jpg (85.81 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 20901949_856127277859035_8….jpg)


Still looks better than Friv

2e6da4  No.148779


d376e3  No.148790

Get this llama-looking delusional filth off of the front page!

e18f3d  No.148941

File: c2befe1d5509f36⋯.mp4 (12.75 MB, 202x360, 101:180, ASMR Alpaca Joe Michaels L….mp4)

Casting couch.

349fd1  No.148945


>Jesus Christ, what am I doing…

Ah, I always enjoy those brief mid-thottery moments of self awareness

d376e3  No.148948

File: 0ed36c82c0767c9⋯.jpg (154.8 KB, 900x600, 3:2, llamas-cliff.jpg.900x600_q….jpg)

c2090c  No.148957

File: 19551daf0e96655⋯.jpg (18.51 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sminem.jpg)

literally sminem

349fd1  No.148965

File: 6eb80af70cccd48⋯.mp4 (8.53 MB, 202x360, 101:180, videoplaybackalpaca2a.mp4)

>They'll love you for this

>Do this a couple times you'll get thousands!

Hehe Joe you manipulative scum. Well done and thank you for freeing those milk bazookas.

349fd1  No.148967

File: c1a3dbf3a17aa42⋯.jpg (68.82 KB, 397x717, 397:717, tacosav.jpg)


Hello faggots thanks for buying my photo sets

f00fc5  No.148969

she makes no money. she's poor as fuck. its sad, but its correct for someone like her

1b6328  No.148993


Better tits that I'd expected, but you just know that's going to get ROUGH when the collagen goes.

72897b  No.148995


Please tell me this is old & she's not back to letting this creepy fuck smudge stick his way into making more $ off her

c31e50  No.148998


yes it's old

c24630  No.149032


ya it's pretty old, i'd give it a week maybe

be60b9  No.149719


wtf is this editing, he actually made it look like a shitty fake

b807dd  No.150009


>the flash sounds like that clop clop clop clop sound from the weird ASMR videos where they actually show people fucking instead of just licking a mic

6a2a8c  No.152591

File: 5d84021f6bcdc3b⋯.png (634.84 KB, 808x595, 808:595, Joe's a pimp.png)

Joe Michaels is a pimp. We need to get into photography, lads.

52b688  No.152618


Gonna needs the nudes on this whore now.

a4fd44  No.152626



If we can find out her name, I'm sure there are nudes out there.

71ade8  No.152638

72897b  No.152643

File: f759d159688c952⋯.jpg (72.81 KB, 720x1080, 2:3, 5b836c61113f3.jpg)


What do I win?

Her MM & twitter are under bethalo83. she also goes by Vee Gates

a4fd44  No.152644

File: 88520421510c6a9⋯.jpg (124.12 KB, 750x750, 1:1, veronica_gates_37973298_18….jpg)

File: e84271c03bd1f04⋯.jpg (58.52 KB, 768x960, 4:5, 40923014_1473032912841473_….jpg)

File: ab47f910777c8c0⋯.jpg (119.02 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, veronica_gates_38081353_21….jpg)



You beat me to it. Yeah. Veronica Gates working out of Columbus Ohio also had an instagram account @vee_gates but has since deleted it.

Good job, anon.

a4fd44  No.152645

File: e10dba8a1a89e59⋯.png (3.63 KB, 257x323, 257:323, Capture.PNG)

>shoot nudes: YES

a4fd44  No.152649

File: 89d7f183533ca6b⋯.jpg (59.38 KB, 700x954, 350:477, colorized.jpg)


TA DA! Austism.

52b688  No.152659

fe150e  No.154304

File: d0bb500aeb17558⋯.jpg (6.01 MB, 2400x3601, 2400:3601, IMG_7601.jpg)

72a122  No.154324


I want to lick her armpits. :p

ce57c0  No.154325


I like how Alpaca's thread has now become about the hot little piece that Based Joe managed to get fully nude. Where's the Alpaca full nudes huh? I guess this girl was just "more serious"…

72a122  No.154326



Someone needs to contact this girl and get her into doing ASMR. :^)

72a122  No.154329

File: a1dbdfeddcc1b99⋯.jpg (60.31 KB, 750x750, 1:1, veronica_gates_38072639_92….jpg)

Here's another pic that I fixed the lighting on. She could btfo girls like Karuna and Aftyn on patreon. I bet Veronica has a pretty pussy too.

fe150e  No.154358

File: f683a7b55e4e43d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 497.95 KB, 1368x912, 3:2, IMG_8955.JPG)

Working on his website

fe150e  No.154359

MVP Photography

MM 60023

18a1d0  No.154361

File: b84cb2e7fc121f3⋯.jpg (21.58 KB, 500x429, 500:429, fuck_yea.jpg)



18a1d0  No.154362

Imagine how cucked Alpaca feels when she comes to visit her thread and sees that none of us give a shit about her and we're all drooling over Veronica. Kinda lulzy if you ask me.

bcf330  No.154415


Nude photography is the epitome of cuckery. Some guy gets paid to take intimate photos of pretty girls so anons can drool and fap alone.

fe150e  No.154477

File: bc56ea0024e2826⋯.jpg (84.42 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 38767122_285393728858884_8….jpg)

File: 0521e06bff6b90b⋯.jpg (68.79 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 38855376_451523962020633_7….jpg)

Is this who we are looking for?

24f1f4  No.154485

File: 5922b5e9e6047b8⋯.jpg (10.48 KB, 308x353, 308:353, 3542ac4c14df31e327fb84a672….jpg)


Yes please.

24f1f4  No.154486


She looks like a young Sugar Boogerz. We need to get Veronica doing ASMR.

b807dd  No.154491


>is wearing panties

oh thats bullshit

fe150e  No.154967

File: bc52b197907c9a0⋯.jpeg (139.13 KB, 465x768, 155:256, 6d4c207517861cd9ad4547214….jpeg)

fe150e  No.154970

File: 6c56687915187ad⋯.jpeg (88.09 KB, 750x750, 1:1, fd53769792c72672a7d97d6e1….jpeg)

Come on they are out there…

fe150e  No.154971

File: 32f52169cae3bbd⋯.jpg (11.33 MB, 3000x4500, 2:3, IMG_8926.jpg)

72a122  No.154979




Deliver the sexy Veronicas!

72a122  No.154980


I bet her armpits taste like salty cream corn. I want her to spit in my mouth. She could piss on me too and I'd be totally cool with it.

fe150e  No.154986

File: f5284087a9ab92c⋯.jpg (45.1 KB, 492x768, 41:64, b169fa73fddb6c45192e28bb58….jpg)

We are actively digging…help!

dabd9a  No.156070

File: f021a49e7b38873⋯.jpg (233.85 KB, 701x960, 701:960, p3208355256-6.jpg)

File: 14f37406658f0a2⋯.jpg (227.63 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3208392856-6.jpg)

File: 98091c69762eaa7⋯.jpg (319.54 KB, 781x960, 781:960, p3208405523-6.jpg)

File: c43ebb8a50972fb⋯.jpg (265.13 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3212941232-6.jpg)

File: a28bcf65007372a⋯.jpg (328.71 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3213016757-6.jpg)

Here ya go

dabd9a  No.156071

File: 98091c69762eaa7⋯.jpg (319.54 KB, 781x960, 781:960, p3208405523-6.jpg)

File: 7d93f9670582758⋯.jpg (303.38 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3213095359-6.jpg)

File: 6096b92d4e01e2f⋯.jpg (584.49 KB, 1550x941, 1550:941, p3213119622-6.jpg)

File: 574637c150f3e02⋯.jpg (305.05 KB, 727x960, 727:960, p3225608163-6.jpg)

File: 5c69ebc851a2100⋯.jpg (303.79 KB, 712x960, 89:120, p3225608174-6.jpg)

dabd9a  No.156072

File: cfef067014e0f91⋯.jpg (481.81 KB, 1550x748, 775:374, p3225617245-6.jpg)

File: 75d027e1c927121⋯.jpg (269.27 KB, 755x960, 151:192, p3232339803-6.jpg)

File: 09ad4997960f03e⋯.jpg (220.92 KB, 779x960, 779:960, p3232339809-6.jpg)

File: 4127f4334d01d07⋯.jpg (244.05 KB, 740x960, 37:48, p3232435327-6.jpg)

File: b0602165da43593⋯.jpg (397.62 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, p3232550539-6.jpg)

dabd9a  No.156073

File: 145c8c08eb6dc45⋯.jpg (268.19 KB, 698x960, 349:480, p3237030538-6.jpg)

File: 7a582d58ce50c0a⋯.jpg (315.38 KB, 718x960, 359:480, p3239724344-6.jpg)

File: 4bb1027d6bfa9d3⋯.jpg (286.74 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3239780768-6.jpg)

File: b86978ffed2d202⋯.jpg (779.98 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, p3239910068-6.jpg)

File: fc7fa1a8afa033f⋯.jpg (283.16 KB, 640x960, 2:3, p3239967982-6.jpg)

4217cb  No.156085

File: 7f6dc594a357113⋯.jpg (84.87 KB, 1032x1080, 43:45, 8e56247a1426f7a81a2fe0ba63….jpg)

e18f3d  No.156098

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


She needs an exorcist.

4217cb  No.156224


She's got a nice tummy and sweet armpits. Now all we have to do is get her to do is make ASMR.

4217cb  No.156278

File: 2ebef0bc5bdde3e⋯.jpg (110.1 KB, 1080x1227, 360:409, jdfvisions_41052002_281857….jpg)

File: f9a521c132c33af⋯.jpg (133.02 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, jdfvisions_40910168_335185….jpg)

File: fee36e394ca6dd7⋯.jpg (54.45 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, jdfvisions_41322812_225835….jpg)

File: ee78f911e89d272⋯.jpg (146.75 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, jdfvisions_41831970_418595….jpg)

bf6474  No.156353

I wonder if we will ever get the rest of Alpaca's set?

3a88a2  No.156442


We fuckin need it!

fe150e  No.158104

File: 9329f6d4141e84b⋯.png (1.48 MB, 784x1192, 98:149, Ohio.png)

18a1d0  No.158368

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's back. This time, she's trying to sell custom videos. She said not to ask for anything inappropriate, but her twitter handle is rule 34. She does know what rule 34 is, right? What a dumb bitch. Everything on this video is disabled. She should just go ahead and become a stripper already.

18a1d0  No.158369


>"Be sure to like and comment."

>disables likes and comments

This is probably her worst video yet. I put more effort into creating this post and smoking a cigarette than she did in making this video.

e73198  No.158475


I wonder how much she charges? Is there some sort of standard ASMR rate haha. I just don't get it. If she's not gonna do anything lewd then what's the point? She has plenty of sexy material on her channel already so just go watch those. You'd be paying to maybe get your name in the video I guess.

bee5e7  No.158624

File: dd7e19af77edcdb⋯.jpg (111.19 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, DxKtnFYX0AEc9Oj.jpg)

She dyed her hair sjw purple. Face tats and piercings soon.

e73198  No.158650


Can she not pout her lips like a fucking duck for one fucking photo?

bcf330  No.158658



>fucking duck

Those are her duck sucking lips. She can fit an entire duck head in her mouth.

a8e5aa  No.159086

File: d7c72799d46ea33⋯.jpg (28.98 KB, 200x277, 200:277, den evige 2.jpg)

cf46fd  No.159090

File: 60bd5fe68ad11c7⋯.jpg (175.15 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, fify.jpg)

83cabf  No.159098

File: a7d3f6d59ce5284⋯.jpg (11.83 KB, 202x300, 101:150, cfd5c42fac659f9d392f769e08….jpg)


Welcome to Clown World.

a24b86  No.159238

File: 50969796f25f96b⋯.jpg (210.13 KB, 2160x2220, 36:37, clown.jpg)

I guess Edie got tired of us making fun of her. She's deleting her instagram. If you want anything, better go rip it now.

dea6c5  No.159261


I'm confused about how instagram and twitter are so different that one causes personal problems but the other doesn't.

2da600  No.159262


Social media drama whore.

3a88a2  No.159272


We need to just push her to do porn so we can get this whole thing over with.

204510  No.159287

>go to thread about a girl whose only positive attribute is her big cow tits

>get sidetracked by ugly skank with no chest at all


c67fe5  No.159292


>Nigger music.

Kill her. Seriously. Kill her.

088347  No.159400

Anybody have the old instagram story of her tits jiggling?

d30a28  No.161084

File: 20b586642cfa65e⋯.jpg (109 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 51113268_149103609348704_6….jpg)


ae7897  No.161087


Acceptance is the first step on the road to recovery. Edie is making progress.

fe150e  No.161735

File: f05b5f4fa7ec052⋯.png (1.13 MB, 840x1184, 105:148, red.png)

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