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ae6ec2  No.156905

I really enjoyed this, the closeup and accent is perfect

0a9ecb  No.156906

She has nice tits, wish she showed her body more often


7896b9  No.156910

File: 601ab1a60c23e30⋯.jpg (47.59 KB, 650x400, 13:8, zeyeynxy27v21bvvgt0f.jpg)

>>156905

Billie Piper ASMR


7896b9  No.156915

File: 2ada155ab9af5c6⋯.jpg (83.27 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, scottishmurmurs_46902568_3….jpg)

>>156905

She does have a pretty nice body. Best Lauren isn't as thicc as Aryan Lucy, but I'd still secure the existence of my people and a future for white children with either one of them, if you know what I mean. She uses a heart shaped flag of Scotland as the watermark for her videos. Is Poundland Billie Piper /ourgirl/?


ae6ec2  No.156921

File: bc381428b81dbc2⋯.jpg (90.33 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 15538542_222271911551082_9….jpg)

>>156915

She is not skinny, Russian or fat. That's for sure


c3155f  No.157010

>>156915

Oh shit, is Joe Michaels airbrushing random ASMR thumbnails now


de4a82  No.157027

I long for the day where I can see her naked. She is my favorite ASMR girl.


26c338  No.157069

>>156921

Oh my.


ae6ec2  No.157099

I am waiting for her first 3do ear eating video


0a9ecb  No.157137

File: c4c9fa4968e38d7⋯.jpg (47.16 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12918413_1798427720380294_….jpg)

File: e06441614c3f586⋯.jpg (43.09 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 4.jpg)

File: c78fae793de5412⋯.png (294.49 KB, 500x377, 500:377, ss.PNG)

File: 5cd3dc7a150cf55⋯.jpg (137.17 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, 15035645_1428698657141092_….jpg)

File: aff9a1dd931db9d⋯.jpg (48.23 KB, 1080x1027, 1080:1027, 15876446_1604569509570245_….jpg)

her body is rocking for being a Scottish slag


9530ae  No.157177

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The pictures are not doing justice, back to an old video I guess


9530ae  No.157180

File: ee04a03a5d161c9⋯.jpg (570 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, murmurs1.jpg)

File: 3876918f4a0c64d⋯.jpg (598.77 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, murmurs2.jpg)

File: 3fb247c685ee20a⋯.jpg (594.5 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, murmurs3.jpg)

Don't tell me nobody noticed !


2d48f3  No.157183

>>157177

>>157180

Wew. I would keep that woman barefoot and pregnant forever.


99d693  No.157205

men. weird face


84d25c  No.157208

>>157205

She has slightly niggerish facial features


f94d4d  No.157214

>>157208

>hu-white skin tone

>slim nose

>blue eyes

>blonde

>full but not thick lips

How does she have black features exactly?


453399  No.157230

File: a6ee605d49b9e41⋯.jpg (27.62 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 1391446424030.jpg)

>>157214

She doesn't. Nigger anon is just projecting because he wishes he was white.


579ac2  No.157326

the fuck is with that rhyme? how am I supposed to relax when this bitch is talking about spiders crawling on me

>>157208

it's probably from the inbreeding.


c12e6f  No.157471

>>156905

she's hot for a Scott


c12e6f  No.157472

>>156910

>Billie Piper

the little magic boy?


579ac2  No.157588

seriously what the fuck is this dot dot spiders crawling up yer spine shit

do they not have milk milk lemonade in scotland?


c03ad3  No.157611

File: 4d6b3614e9b00f8⋯.jpg (163.44 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 19406675_1530560677019366_….jpg)

:)


7d06c2  No.157621

>>157588

I've never heard of either.


99d693  No.157635

>>157611

she actually looks normal there


84d25c  No.157636

>>157635

true, she just looks like a regular thot


873ec2  No.157639

>>157611

What a naughty girl, sending underwear snaps. I need to get a sockpuppet snapchat or something. Any more?


579ac2  No.157852

File: 5229789cb95d600⋯.jpg (121.5 KB, 640x799, 640:799, anatomy of a slag.jpg)


6a4cb7  No.158015

>tfw she will never whisper in your ear with her Scottish accent as you cum inside her


d7b4f5  No.158065

File: e9e35b9086c2f3b⋯.png (5.83 KB, 171x161, 171:161, Smugkaki.png)

>>158015

>Aye keep gawin thats smashin

>Fuck, yer massive man

>Oh ya bastard aye right there

>Dae it inside me will ye

>I'm gonnae hiv yer weans

>Gonnae geeze a chippy efter this


c3155f  No.158068

File: 76f9fe51221a3b2⋯.gif (2.73 MB, 290x189, 290:189, 3884e9aa68bcae1ae84de0b673….gif)

>>158065

>I'm gonnae hiv yer weans


579ac2  No.159239

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>milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk

OH FUCK YOU WHERE THE LEMONADE AT U FUKKIN SLAGS


dd2ff1  No.159263

>>159239

This is the greatest ASMR collab of all time, no question. They are clearly so desperate to start munching box, it's even more obvious than Erin and Angie.


cee195  No.159284


ae6ec2  No.159714

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New collab, here first !


579ac2  No.159740

>>159714

>talking about needing to take a shower

mercy.


1c7f3d  No.159759

File: 956b06a742c4bd9⋯.png (18.23 KB, 614x224, 307:112, chinky.PNG)

Riceburner


c04d3d  No.159761

>>159759

Eh, whatever. It could be a lot worse.


0ded2a  No.159798

File: 14d704e12c99bae⋯.jpg (135.89 KB, 1000x488, 125:61, 01351359873531334.jpg)

What did they mean by this?


ab0d89  No.159799

>>159798

Just retarded woman humour. All of those credits are cringe.


4897c6  No.159801

>>159798

Can't find the spot in the video with that. Link + time where it occurs?


3159a4  No.159803

>>159798

thots are trying hard


8cc2c4  No.159809

>>157852

How old are you anon?


dd2ff1  No.159811

>>159801

I wonder where in the video the credits would be. How do you not die via forgetting to breath?


4897c6  No.159815

>>159811

I watched the end where the credits should be, and it wasn't there. Kill yourself.


dd2ff1  No.159820

>>159815

Holy shit you’re even more retarded than I first thought. You can’t even see that it’s not from the ear cleaning video. I’m sorry, if I’d known you were this developmentally challenged I’d have just immediately told you to drown yourself.


e6b32f  No.159832

>>159820

meanie

>>159815

it's @ 22:01 on this video >>159239


cee195  No.159836

>>157852

why would anyone make this?


cee195  No.159837

>>159798

fuck its real, fuck off lucy


ae6ec2  No.160031

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How she stay flexible :)


609615  No.160351

File: 0ea339b68886085⋯.mp4 (3.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, scottishmurmurs_51585581_5….mp4)

/ourgirl/ is building a wall to keep the whores out of ASMR.


3159a4  No.160354

>>160351

Thot implying that ASMR is not sexual but filming videos for foot fags. Women are retarded.


15d255  No.160355

>>160351

>Couldn't keep bongs out of Scotland

>Thinks they can keep thots out of ASMR

Really makes you think.


0358be  No.160356

>>160351

She is so much worse at impressions than she thinks she is. Presumable no one ever rold her how cringe it is because they were hoping for a go on her cunt.


609615  No.160363

File: 694fe20197a557c⋯.png (236.3 KB, 297x357, 99:119, Capture.PNG)

>>160354

>>160355

>>160356

Mining all this salt because faggots are assblasted about Lauren wearing a MAGA hat that says Make ASMR Great Again. Stay mad, bitches. It's like the outrage that Pelagea caused with her Melania roleplay all over again. Stand your ground, Scottish lass. Haters gonna hate.


609615  No.160364

File: 20c31da5f69fdb7⋯.png (456.48 KB, 568x353, 568:353, Capture.PNG)

>>160351

And after she's done saving ASMR, she's going to save Europe. I want to marry this lass and put all my babies in her tummy.


3159a4  No.160372

File: dc9db364e170bbb⋯.mp4 (14.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Remove Kebab - Shooting St….mp4)


33d6dd  No.160397

>>160351

where is that from?


609615  No.160398

>>160397

her instagram


33d6dd  No.160410

>>160398

thanks


8fefe7  No.160414

>>160351

Waifu

>>160363

Haters gonna hate


3159a4  No.160415


333d59  No.160451

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THE E-THOT WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER!

She's deporting whores. You have to go back. (to chaturbate)


7aa5fa  No.160486

>>159809

Regardless of his age, he posts with the wisdom of several centuries.


7aa5fa  No.160487

Anyone have her spiderwoman video?

One of her first ones, it went unlisted, then later it was removed.

Kinda freaky bondage thing


c1479e  No.160507

>>160487

dude what? now i need that.


84d25c  No.160517

>>160451

Cringy and obnoxious


8fefe7  No.160727

>>160451

Based and redpilled


579ac2  No.161031

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>OH YARR FANCY A SHAG M8

>WELL IF YE FEEL LIKE 'AVIN' A WANK LATER, FEEL FREE TO USE ME FANNY COS I'M DRINKIN' ME SELF INTO A COMA INNIT


3c5d4c  No.161049


ae6ec2  No.162490

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She loves doing accents (and rollplay)


579ac2  No.162644

File: f62532efd300d74⋯.jpg (535.08 KB, 1663x2494, 1663:2494, Aria Alexander 1.jpg)

>>162490

>that New York accent

Harley Quinn JOI when

>South African

0/10 sounds nothing like Die Antwoord.


6169cf  No.162648

File: 75050176a0459d3⋯.jpg (153.3 KB, 612x595, 36:35, Pelagea Approved.jpg)


f6e971  No.162686

>>160451

>Stealing board motto

Confirmed lurker.


8fefe7  No.162819

>>162644

We have too many Harley Quinn roleplays as it is.


579ac2  No.163672

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51 minutes of slang words for drinking and incest.

>bawbag, now bawbag does generally mean like, a scrotum


8fefe7  No.163688

File: 06426f0c59187d2⋯.png (588.38 KB, 1220x1306, 610:653, pokemon_trainer_and_her_we….png)

>>163672

I want Lauren to voice the new Scottish Pokemon girl.


22ee00  No.163850

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She also speaks German?!

OVEN GLOVES NOW ENGAGED


05cf53  No.163878

>>163850

goddamn are her tits nice


ba93af  No.164111

wheres she fae fucking troon or something lol >>163672


3159a4  No.164207

File: b39d6b9c324d8f2⋯.mp4 (5.73 MB, 640x640, 1:1, scottishmurmurs says ASMR ….mp4)

Listen to this lying Scottish cunt.


8fefe7  No.164227

>>164207

Come on, do you really think they're gonna go on TV and say "Oh yeah, of course it's sexual, people fap to my videos!"

Most normies already think ASMR is kinda creepy and weird as it is, saying it's sexual would just freak people out even more.


030aae  No.164242

>>164227

That would be fine if most ASMRtits weren't "omg slut shaming is so awful, there's nothing wrong with sex work!".


3159a4  No.164244

File: d43b2961e9f00e9⋯.jpg (39.37 KB, 288x288, 1:1, 1.jpg)

Uploading as we speak!


3159a4  No.164246

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ThotTube


c5a136  No.164250

File: 9b050366b8a6a12⋯.gif (451.84 KB, 158x210, 79:105, 169986577.gif)


471bbe  No.164259

>>164250

that rod is mouthwatering


579ac2  No.164273

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Jew Trap did this two weeks ago. what the fuck.


82a125  No.164308

Nudes exist if you know where to look.


972989  No.164321

>>164308

cool story bro


82a125  No.164322

>>164321

Screen caps from around mid/late 2016, possibly customs, top half only.


3159a4  No.164323

>>164322

Then post it.


972989  No.164327

>>164322

great story.


8ea7d1  No.164358

>>164308

if it's true, do you have a clue ?


ae6ec2  No.164377

>>164308

any proof?


d9e48e  No.164383

>>164308

>>164322

Sounds like BS to me

Really need proof here


f36738  No.164396

>>158065

>IMMA CUM IN YA

>Donae…no

>why

>…just, no…


de361c  No.164418

File: d53d6a856c01024⋯.jpg (66.33 KB, 469x562, 469:562, dont-racemix9.JPG)

Gaelic accent = best accent

>>157208

Celts have flared noses and often homer mouth. It has nothing to do with niggers.


4f813c  No.164436

>>164418

dumb mutt

There's nothing "Gaelic" about her accent. Scots aren't Celts either.


91a42f  No.164437

>>164436

Scotland was literally founded by the Irish you mongoloid.


094a03  No.164479

File: a546745d2b281b4⋯.png (601.17 KB, 538x746, 269:373, total-retard-felarca.png)

File: bdfa4d275306cef⋯.jpg (155.81 KB, 602x737, 602:737, france-celts.jpg)

>>164436

>Scots aren't Celts

Even France is majorly Celtic you retard. This must be a troll.


579ac2  No.164574

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>no dream where she's gonnae hiv yer weans

unless that's for paypigs only


4897c6  No.164633

>>164437

>>164479

>>164436

You're all partially right. The original name 'scoti' was the Roman name for the Irish people. Irishmen founded the kingdom of Dal Riata which occupied the western part of Scotland. However, they never conquered all of Scotland.

Later on, after Dal Riata fell, the Irish dwelling in Scotland defeated the Picts around the same time that Anglosaxons from the south were migrating northwards. Eventually a Gaelic-speaking kingdom founded by the Irish was indeed founded in most of modern-day Scotland.

However, it was supplanted by the English-speaking people who inhabited the Scottish lowlands. It's these English-speaking lowlanders who founded the modern Scottish state, and who persecuted the Gaelic-speaking highlanders.

Thus, the modern Scots are an amalgamation of Irish (Gaels), Anglosaxons, and Picts - not just Celts by themselves.


579ac2  No.165575

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I like when she says "stroke".


ae6ec2  No.165585

>>165575

She can stroke me as long as she want


579ac2  No.165697

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>Computer, load holodeck program Scot Thot 9, Barclay's deepthroat mod. Disengage safety protocols.


55ffe7  No.165774

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Learn to speak German! /ourgirl/

I want to put all of my babies in her tummy.


3e62f7  No.165819

>>161031

Are you retarded? She’s Scottish that isn’t how Scots speak.


052d0e  No.165975

File: 663bb5348f72dd2⋯.jpg (68.25 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, scottishmurmurs.jpg)

>in an alternate timeline where Russian continued to push east and conquer Europe after WW2 and the fall of the Third Reich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYPrr2yrJE8

It's like spraying graffiti on the Mona Lisa.


052d0e  No.165976


dfbfb3  No.166023

>>161031

Is it a meme to use "innit" inappropriately or do Americans not understand that it is a contraction of "isn't it"? I've seen many American shitlibs misuse it in attempts to sound folksy.


9530ae  No.166024

>>165975

Watch and learn, piercings are fucking hidious


7d43a7  No.166027

File: 1ede972d2d92639⋯.png (835.46 KB, 946x650, 473:325, qcr140006f3.png)

>>166024

Piercings are gross. I dated a girl once who got her tongue pierced. No, that didn't make the blow job better. I'd tell her to take it out because it made the bj worse. She'd have to take it out after every meal because food wood get stuck in her tongue hole. Yuck! I knew another girl who's nipple got infected after a piercing and it was all red and swollen with pus coming out! And there's the disaster of repairing gauged ears. They have to cut your earlobes off, trim off all the bad meat, and sew it back together. Pic related. Please don't ever do this dumb shit to your body.


579ac2  No.166149

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>30 minutes of dot dot line


8b6dac  No.166863

I mean she's ok but honestly she just looks like 80% of other scottish women, nothing special


ce4992  No.166880

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>for the lulz

She said "for the lulz," fam!


3159a4  No.166881

>>166880

clout chasing


ae6ec2  No.166882

Never knew that Creative Calm showed so much cleavage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHPIDVe_jUc&t=277s


949602  No.166883

>>166880

She definitely lurks here.


3159a4  No.166884

>>166882

A thot makes fun of another thot. lulz


3159a4  No.166885

>>166880

She's trying hard and it's cringy as fuck. She'll never be part of trolling communities nor will she get any of us on her side. Thots aren't intelligent enough to understand that and she isn't an exception.


dfbfb3  No.166887

>>166881

>clout

get gassed zoomer nigger


4897c6  No.166912

>>166887

>using the word 'zoomer' ever

Go back to cuckchan.


44679a  No.166953

>>166912

Based schizo.


8d3f25  No.166995

>>157137

>>156921

Garbage tier nose tip.




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