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/asmr/ - Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

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 No.156905

I really enjoyed this, the closeup and accent is perfect

 No.156906

She has nice tits, wish she showed her body more often


 No.156910

File: 601ab1a60c23e30⋯.jpg (47.59 KB, 650x400, 13:8, zeyeynxy27v21bvvgt0f.jpg)

>>156905

Billie Piper ASMR


 No.156915

File: 2ada155ab9af5c6⋯.jpg (83.27 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, scottishmurmurs_46902568_3….jpg)

>>156905

She does have a pretty nice body. Best Lauren isn't as thicc as Aryan Lucy, but I'd still secure the existence of my people and a future for white children with either one of them, if you know what I mean. She uses a heart shaped flag of Scotland as the watermark for her videos. Is Poundland Billie Piper /ourgirl/?


 No.156921

File: bc381428b81dbc2⋯.jpg (90.33 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 15538542_222271911551082_9….jpg)

>>156915

She is not skinny, Russian or fat. That's for sure


 No.157010

>>156915

Oh shit, is Joe Michaels airbrushing random ASMR thumbnails now


 No.157027

I long for the day where I can see her naked. She is my favorite ASMR girl.


 No.157069

>>156921

Oh my.


 No.157099

I am waiting for her first 3do ear eating video


 No.157137

File: c4c9fa4968e38d7⋯.jpg (47.16 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12918413_1798427720380294_….jpg)

File: e06441614c3f586⋯.jpg (43.09 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 4.jpg)

File: c78fae793de5412⋯.png (294.49 KB, 500x377, 500:377, ss.PNG)

File: 5cd3dc7a150cf55⋯.jpg (137.17 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, 15035645_1428698657141092_….jpg)

File: aff9a1dd931db9d⋯.jpg (48.23 KB, 1080x1027, 1080:1027, 15876446_1604569509570245_….jpg)

her body is rocking for being a Scottish slag


 No.157177

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The pictures are not doing justice, back to an old video I guess


 No.157180

File: ee04a03a5d161c9⋯.jpg (570 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, murmurs1.jpg)

File: 3876918f4a0c64d⋯.jpg (598.77 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, murmurs2.jpg)

File: 3fb247c685ee20a⋯.jpg (594.5 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, murmurs3.jpg)

Don't tell me nobody noticed !


 No.157183

>>157177

>>157180

Wew. I would keep that woman barefoot and pregnant forever.


 No.157205

men. weird face


 No.157208

>>157205

She has slightly niggerish facial features


 No.157214

>>157208

>hu-white skin tone

>slim nose

>blue eyes

>blonde

>full but not thick lips

How does she have black features exactly?


 No.157230

File: a6ee605d49b9e41⋯.jpg (27.62 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 1391446424030.jpg)

>>157214

She doesn't. Nigger anon is just projecting because he wishes he was white.


 No.157326

the fuck is with that rhyme? how am I supposed to relax when this bitch is talking about spiders crawling on me

>>157208

it's probably from the inbreeding.


 No.157471

>>156905

she's hot for a Scott


 No.157472

>>156910

>Billie Piper

the little magic boy?


 No.157588

seriously what the fuck is this dot dot spiders crawling up yer spine shit

do they not have milk milk lemonade in scotland?


 No.157611

File: 4d6b3614e9b00f8⋯.jpg (163.44 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 19406675_1530560677019366_….jpg)

:)


 No.157621

>>157588

I've never heard of either.


 No.157635

>>157611

she actually looks normal there


 No.157636

>>157635

true, she just looks like a regular thot


 No.157639

>>157611

What a naughty girl, sending underwear snaps. I need to get a sockpuppet snapchat or something. Any more?


 No.157852

File: 5229789cb95d600⋯.jpg (121.5 KB, 640x799, 640:799, anatomy of a slag.jpg)


 No.158015

>tfw she will never whisper in your ear with her Scottish accent as you cum inside her


 No.158065

File: e9e35b9086c2f3b⋯.png (5.83 KB, 171x161, 171:161, Smugkaki.png)

>>158015

>Aye keep gawin thats smashin

>Fuck, yer massive man

>Oh ya bastard aye right there

>Dae it inside me will ye

>I'm gonnae hiv yer weans

>Gonnae geeze a chippy efter this


 No.158068

File: 76f9fe51221a3b2⋯.gif (2.73 MB, 290x189, 290:189, 3884e9aa68bcae1ae84de0b673….gif)

>>158065

>I'm gonnae hiv yer weans


 No.159239

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>milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk

OH FUCK YOU WHERE THE LEMONADE AT U FUKKIN SLAGS


 No.159263

>>159239

This is the greatest ASMR collab of all time, no question. They are clearly so desperate to start munching box, it's even more obvious than Erin and Angie.


 No.159284


 No.159714

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New collab, here first !


 No.159740

>>159714

>talking about needing to take a shower

mercy.


 No.159759

File: 956b06a742c4bd9⋯.png (18.23 KB, 614x224, 307:112, chinky.PNG)

Riceburner


 No.159761

>>159759

Eh, whatever. It could be a lot worse.


 No.159798

File: 14d704e12c99bae⋯.jpg (135.89 KB, 1000x488, 125:61, 01351359873531334.jpg)

What did they mean by this?


 No.159799

>>159798

Just retarded woman humour. All of those credits are cringe.


 No.159801

>>159798

Can't find the spot in the video with that. Link + time where it occurs?


 No.159803

>>159798

thots are trying hard


 No.159809

>>157852

How old are you anon?


 No.159811

>>159801

I wonder where in the video the credits would be. How do you not die via forgetting to breath?


 No.159815

>>159811

I watched the end where the credits should be, and it wasn't there. Kill yourself.


 No.159820

>>159815

Holy shit you’re even more retarded than I first thought. You can’t even see that it’s not from the ear cleaning video. I’m sorry, if I’d known you were this developmentally challenged I’d have just immediately told you to drown yourself.


 No.159832

>>159820

meanie

>>159815

it's @ 22:01 on this video >>159239


 No.159836

>>157852

why would anyone make this?


 No.159837

>>159798

fuck its real, fuck off lucy


 No.160031

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How she stay flexible :)


 No.160351

File: 0ea339b68886085⋯.mp4 (3.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, scottishmurmurs_51585581_5….mp4)

/ourgirl/ is building a wall to keep the whores out of ASMR.


 No.160354

>>160351

Thot implying that ASMR is not sexual but filming videos for foot fags. Women are retarded.


 No.160355

>>160351

>Couldn't keep bongs out of Scotland

>Thinks they can keep thots out of ASMR

Really makes you think.


 No.160356

>>160351

She is so much worse at impressions than she thinks she is. Presumable no one ever rold her how cringe it is because they were hoping for a go on her cunt.


 No.160363

File: 694fe20197a557c⋯.png (236.3 KB, 297x357, 99:119, Capture.PNG)

>>160354

>>160355

>>160356

Mining all this salt because faggots are assblasted about Lauren wearing a MAGA hat that says Make ASMR Great Again. Stay mad, bitches. It's like the outrage that Pelagea caused with her Melania roleplay all over again. Stand your ground, Scottish lass. Haters gonna hate.


 No.160364

File: 20c31da5f69fdb7⋯.png (456.48 KB, 568x353, 568:353, Capture.PNG)

>>160351

And after she's done saving ASMR, she's going to save Europe. I want to marry this lass and put all my babies in her tummy.


 No.160372

File: dc9db364e170bbb⋯.mp4 (14.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Remove Kebab - Shooting St….mp4)


 No.160397

>>160351

where is that from?


 No.160398

>>160397

her instagram


 No.160410

>>160398

thanks


 No.160414

>>160351

Waifu

>>160363

Haters gonna hate


 No.160415


 No.160451

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THE E-THOT WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER!

She's deporting whores. You have to go back. (to chaturbate)


 No.160486

>>159809

Regardless of his age, he posts with the wisdom of several centuries.


 No.160487

Anyone have her spiderwoman video?

One of her first ones, it went unlisted, then later it was removed.

Kinda freaky bondage thing


 No.160507

>>160487

dude what? now i need that.


 No.160517

>>160451

Cringy and obnoxious


 No.160727

>>160451

Based and redpilled


 No.161031

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>OH YARR FANCY A SHAG M8

>WELL IF YE FEEL LIKE 'AVIN' A WANK LATER, FEEL FREE TO USE ME FANNY COS I'M DRINKIN' ME SELF INTO A COMA INNIT


 No.161049




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