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File: 650275ea5b10757⋯.webm (689.14 KB, 400x300, 4:3, laughter.webm)

94228b  No.159490

>"asmrtists" claims to have """depression"""

aa9171  No.159491

File: 16ef8ed544099fa⋯.jpg (42.03 KB, 418x417, 418:417, 16ef8ed544099fa949a5a7557c….jpg)


aa9171  No.159494

File: 4613b9aa2666d09⋯.jpg (102.29 KB, 492x700, 123:175, pvbl0O-YACx-P_U-QRfQFA_r.jpg)


7dc5e0  No.159498

File: 7d932d535072b81⋯.jpg (17.47 KB, 425x283, 425:283, El Risitas.jpg)


8ebdb3  No.159539

File: f09cb3f9d37927a⋯.jpg (53.57 KB, 1150x545, 230:109, assad lol.jpg)

>When girls who have boyfriends make Instagram posts saying "I'm so lonely :'("


2b18d3  No.159555

File: 028e4a06d60de42⋯.jpg (8.05 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>taking pills for bipolar


3f1a77  No.159558

File: 5e13c691a19f2de⋯.jpg (48.38 KB, 324x393, 108:131, Clink clink.jpg)

>when girl """asmrtist""" thinks 90% of the praises she receives from her subs are for her actual """asmr""" skills

<but actually the fags just want to fuck her irl and like to think they actually had a chance


4e0a93  No.159574

File: 223a5c7081db168⋯.gif (1.55 MB, 260x289, 260:289, 3eb804b235954f5ed97d931fcd….gif)

>makes an entire video about her "severe anxiety"


3f1a77  No.159576

File: 1bf00723ed07848⋯.jpg (10.92 KB, 450x355, 90:71, 1547820192021.jpg)

File: 7f04efa065bf59a⋯.webm (307.08 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, soe_panic.webm)


7d20c6  No.159716

File: 71591707db14ce8⋯.gif (957.73 KB, 631x339, 631:339, 1539012294616.gif)

>when the "smrtist" is whispering left to right and vive versa, while she is using her shitty mono earbuds mic

Fucking retard lmao


6c6f0f  No.159717

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>don't want to pen new thread

Troubles in paradise.


ac3b36  No.159735

>>159716

post an example please, this sounds absolutely hilarious


6f8174  No.159785

File: c7c775c92358586⋯.png (36.77 KB, 617x385, 617:385, dove.PNG)


6f8174  No.159786

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>depression

>BPD

>anxiety

>agoraphobia

SHOCKED!


d279af  No.159787

File: 3b6335362962ebe⋯.gif (876.56 KB, 499x368, 499:368, 3b6.gif)

>when a thot brings up the "muh anxiety" meme


5e5891  No.159795

>>159786

All this can be solved with a good dicking. I'd 14/88 her but the nose radar has been activated.


5e5891  No.159796

>>159785

Dear Diary. I'm still a thot. Cucks and soy boys throw money at me simply because I exist. Today my Patreon remittance came. I'm so depressed. I laid in bed for half a day.


a98edc  No.159826

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8ebdb3  No.159834

>>159786

>BPD

BPD isn't real, it's just an excuse thots use as to why they're crazy angry bitches


b5bb26  No.159838

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990d9f  No.159889

>>159826

Imagine being born with an eye like that and having to pretend that you get to have a normal life and that people wouldn't be instantly put off by you, but then also be a total retardo.


f5611e  No.159909

File: 4679a239e6d67bc⋯.jpg (38.39 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)

>pic related

(((Muh Anxiety)))

(((Muh depression)))


2b18d3  No.159910

>>159889

I think a lot of people like that dont know

"im retarded?!"


713a76  No.159978

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>>159889

I'm surprised he didn't go Ricardo Lopez on Waterwhisper Elsi


dc2b68  No.159984

>>159978

You can tell he's not only deformed but also low IQ. What a fucking freak. I have always been disgusted by retards, even when I was a little kid and I didn't know what they were. I wish the Nazis had won WW2 so we could euthanize filth like this.


5f7c2f  No.159990

>>159984

I find them endearing instead


dd103b  No.159994

Their anxiety is like Goldilocks and the Jew Bears. Too high for them to get a real job, but low enough to record themselves pretending to slobber dick on a mic.


7bc6e8  No.160016

>>159978

"The beginning of Kellin's final crush, "The Water Whispers Ilse" a young woman who makes "ASMR" videos on You Tube. His infatuation with her and subsequent foray into making ASMR videos ultimately leads to the demise of Kellin10."

What the fuck is this description


7bc6e8  No.160017

>>160016

Oh OK, it's an archive channel. The upload date made me assume it was his original channel. Was Ilse really doing videos that long ago?


713a76  No.160051

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>>160017

Apparently she's that old school. She never did it for me (both her looks and ASMR) which makes this guy's case even more interesting. He obsessed over a few other girls before waterwhispers, but claims he's not a stalker.


1d219a  No.161120

>(((asmr)))


5fc65c  No.161125

>>160051

Bear in mind that this is the early days of ASMR, before every e-thot on Earth realised they could do this instead of, or as a prelude to, showing tits… but even then, you’d think it would be CuteBunny992 or even Prime Timeline Lilium if you’re going to get obsessed. Never can tell how a tard is going to react.




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