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fd9f71  No.165603

Did she have a mental breakdown or something?

she's still so beautiful wtf

ea5129  No.165604

Just checking; it's known that she's in(or recently had) a relationship with a woman, right?

ea5129  No.165605


Scrap that, just watched the video above; 'Girlfriend'. My bad.

6e1f04  No.165606


I thought about making a thread for this. I'm glad you did though, OP.

Q: Am I a witch?

A: Ummm… yeah… uhhh… I… well… I can't into religion, demonology… no real spells or rituals… what is a Petit Albert or Lesser Key of Solomon anyway… nothing relevant… I like Harry Potter… I just do whatever the fuck I wanna do.

You are no more a witch than my kid putting on a pointy hat on Halloween. STFU. Danielle Fess was hard mode for you. You know nothing about true witchcraft. You fucking Harry Potterfags are still larping and never grew up.

How brain damaged is this stupid brat? She pretends to be artistic, but Alex is probably one of the laziest and most low effort ASMRtits to ever grace this wholesome board.

Aside from her moist holes, she's worthless.

1b8140  No.165608


Crazy as owlshit and uses the nonsense as a personality identifier. It's a shame, but she is a literal 11/10 and does have a very lovely voice.

a16448  No.165610

The cutesy act with the forced childish voice is cringeworthy.

f1deac  No.165611

File: e0c245f49270bad⋯.png (147.14 KB, 932x531, 932:531, big.png)


You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.

325bf5  No.165618

File: fe147a6daae11d8⋯.jpg (47.97 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, allybacktogether.jpg)


She'll never be a real witch like Ally. :^)

1a1875  No.165623


my dick disagrees

29f9af  No.165635

File: 8eaa587d01ab92f⋯.webm (3.17 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, NatureWind.webm)

How many name changes is she up to now?

8f2218  No.165636

I'm just waiting for her to upload those collab videos with GNM fam.

She is still hot af tho.

84ea84  No.165637


She's not untalented as a musician, she puts together decent ambient dance-y things. She should really focus on that. Obviously insanely beautiful too, but she's so unhinged I genuinely think she wouldn't be worth the effort.

3840bb  No.165638


I agree with this, it's not my scene but there are Burning Man hippie fags in every city now. Some people make a living doing """"""art"""""" going from place to place all year long.

879a15  No.165640


This is why some many lefties lean toward art. It isn't even art. It's money laundering for political operations. It has nothing to do with real art at this point. "ART" is subjectable. I can give you $10 grand to pee on a Bible for art, but the "sub-quest" like we're all playing MH4U, is to lead some protest using all the props that some massive multi-billion dollar coporation just sent to you in the mail. If you create enough drama for our (((NEWS))) teams, then we might pay you $10 grand for your shit ass crayola drawing.

This is why these sell outs have to be dealt with. They don't have the best interest of the nation or their workers in mind. They've sold out to porky scams and are willful combatants.

f4a1dd  No.165655

why almost every ASMR is so damaged,bros?

makes me kinda sad,they bring so much happiness when i fap to them

879a15  No.165662


A lot of people who are mentally ill are attracted to ASMR to begin with. Couple that with substance abuse, DRUGS, and there you have it.

Artfags have always been into taking drugs as a means of expanding the mind with their LSD and dudeweed.

7c6cd4  No.165663

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ea966f  No.165665


what happened to her just recently she looks different. is she has some kind of depression?

675ce1  No.165667

File: f3e0bc860648f9f⋯.png (19.83 KB, 645x773, 645:773, f3e0bc860648f9f8036836a77d….png)


If you notice the direction she looks in all of these studio filmed videos it appears that her dom is watching her film the video can hear rustling behind the camera as well or that she's maybe performing in front of a crowd. It's really strange but she's trying to come off as genuine when she either is reading from a script or using improv notecards.

A darker take would be that she's now initiated into some type of satanic hollywood cult and they're having her harvest the loosh from thousands of virgins on youtube through this ritual asmr act.

491db3  No.165687



Are you retards really falling for her "quirky autistic" shtick? Please, it's really obvious when she stops midtalk and starts looking around like she's in a dreamlike state, that she's doing it on purpose because it appeals to the anime-loving manic pixie dream girl virgin crowd. When she mentioned that she loves Princess Tutu it 100% confirmed that she's just trying to hook the anime virgin audience, which is a lot of the ASMR audience nowadays.

The only real mental illness this person can be considered to have is being a lesbian.

5b28c3  No.165689


She’s doing it on purpose but to keep that schtick up 100% of the time is as unhinged as it not being fake, maybe more so.

46aee8  No.165699

Artistic nudes when? Or maybe some actual ASMR would be fucking nice too.

5b28c3  No.165706


Yeah, that’s the weird part. Her whole retard lefty fairie vibe is a big indicator of the existence of nudes but none have appeared. Does the man-hating cancel out the “omg so arty here’s my nipples” impulse?

35d7b1  No.165712




fd9f71  No.165722



She's high class, faggots. Nudes will never appear unless leaked by her (((handlers))).

ea966f  No.165929

File: fc3c864c56ae654⋯.jpg (59.43 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 56542897_581222922399782_6….jpg)

File: 4e8d00744933cd6⋯.jpg (41.97 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 56645002_581041142417960_4….jpg)

File: 3447bfbdd5dcb7d⋯.jpg (37.95 KB, 766x960, 383:480, 56742490_581041129084628_6….jpg)

5d4cd1  No.165938


How to go from an 11/10 in the OP to a 6 when normal.

The makeup industry should burn.

febd86  No.165940



I think she looks better without all the makeup. I would do unspeakable carnal things to this young lady.

febd86  No.165941


I do agree with you though. The makeup industry should burn.

641609  No.165945


She looks good without makeup. She's cute.

Wasted good genetics.

15ac58  No.165946


What is with modern women and wearing literal bondage collars in public unashamedly? Then getting pissed off and traumatised when you make sexual remarks?

825c7c  No.165953

File: 4371c074077837a⋯.jpg (282.86 KB, 1254x334, 627:167, control devices.jpg)


>you OWN a pet

>people with pets are called OWNERS

This is one of my greatest "pet" peeves. (pun totally intended and fitting) I've ranted about this many times and my message should be heard. I'm going to use lefty and feminist language in my argument too because they need to understand this.

These so-called (((fashion))) accessories that you see in the (((media))) are not fashionable or trendy at all. They are animal control devices! Period! They have always been used to control animals and at times, enslave people. There is nothing cool or trendy about this at all. If you EVER put a collar around your throat or a cattle ring into your nose, what you're saying is "I'm nothing more than an animal who needs to be OWNED AND CONTROLLED by my masters." There's nothing cool about that. By engaging in this bullshit, you're normalizing slavery and animal cruelty. STOP IT! There's nothing free or liberating about it. It isn't cool. It's ugly on so many levels when you really stop to think about the history behind it.

Stop it. Take that fucking collar off and take that shit out of your nose. It's not cool. It normalizes animal cruelty and slavery. If you wear this kind of shit, you're telling the world that you're an animal who needs to be owned and controlled… which is exactly why the weak minded were memed into this trend to begin with.

f2e451  No.165955


true, but it seems that in her case (& prob. the cases of quite a few other women), the whole control fashion is literal and sexual, rather than metaphorical.

A lot of women are sexually submissive, including Ruby. All it takes is to see who she is dating to figure out she is the sub/femme in the relationship, hence the collar & other bullshit.

4e87f6  No.165957


>a man is sexually dominating, requests his girl wears a literal collar showing she is property


>a woman does the same thing to another woman

Totally cool and normal.

I think Ruby needs some corrective rape tbehwy

1a79b8  No.165978

File: 764ab1404967441⋯.jpg (89.45 KB, 595x590, 119:118, R53419d5142046s.jpg)

e11cb9  No.165980

suffer not a witch to live

3840bb  No.165983


If you can't see the Face Tune in the 2nd pic you're even more blind than the average tinglefag.

3840bb  No.165984


>to keep that schtick up 100% of the time

She doesn't. She was quite lucid when she was taking off her panties at raves and sending DMCA notices to /delete/

f5aef2  No.166160

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d481e1  No.166162


I wonder what her IQ is. Do you think it's over 90?

a0f0f9  No.166168


She might have an average IQ actually.

100 has never been enough.

1c8ab2  No.166170


I am pretty sure it is above 100, I would say probably around 110.

Strangely I cannot watch her videos for longer than minute or so because I feel embarrassed how charming her mannerism and fragile doll act is and how it is getting to me, it is like complete opposite of all modern girls tough act.

d96734  No.166175


well she is white. probably

9882cc  No.166182


dude, there are all kind of airy fairy girls like her that like getting fucked up on drugs as well. It's isn't like you are either an autistic outcast or a manipulative whore.

67beb8  No.166297

File: 1e0baa135790529⋯.jpg (104.39 KB, 800x800, 1:1, erin alex.jpg)

I wonder if they dyked out with each other and forced Shrek to watch.

f06002  No.166307


whaddya mean? the middle pic is hot as fuck.

f5aef2  No.166311


What? She looks like a 13 year old in that one, so yeah, no.

ea966f  No.167900

File: 67556ed251d3467⋯.jpg (36.12 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 59403548_596141924241215_4….jpg)

File: 8ae421adfc1760a⋯.jpg (106.06 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, 59485492_596140240908050_2….jpg)

how is ruby tuesday lately?

969138  No.167901


cute and talented women, among my favourites.

great video

1492ba  No.167905


>icky boys would ruin our picnic

What did they mean by this?

77b97f  No.167912

File: 030083c0eaba862⋯.png (182.96 KB, 308x539, 4:7, 1512997186787.png)

File: f7a13829907aefe⋯.jpg (64.62 KB, 680x709, 680:709, 1323028764592.jpg)


>1st Pic

b7624a  No.167949


Anime disgusts me. It reminds me how the Japs lost WWII.

325bf5  No.167954

File: d3c4c2ddbce048c⋯.mp4 (14.35 MB, 470x360, 47:36, Hadashi no Gen - Release t….mp4)


The United States were the (((good guys))) in WWII and vaporized over 100,000 innocent civilians, not just once, but twice.

86a041  No.167981

i remember she used to have an old Q&A video where she was really cute but she deleted it sadly

5946f7  No.167993


You have to realize the existence of Anime is proof that two was not enough

cbec81  No.168026

File: 4501705114fdf99⋯.png (214.38 KB, 512x841, 512:841, Untitled.png)

Her ogre posted this

she lives in constant fear of lauren southern death squads, anon. how can you not sympathize?

069c2e  No.168029

File: f26a8b81c6005a7⋯.jpg (139.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Pel loves guns.jpg)


Lefties are insane. What level of Marxist brainwashing is required to turn out crazy sheep like this? Bonus points for pointing out that the killer is white. Doesn't she realize that Alex is white? When in the history of forever has there been a conservative white female murderer? Name one.

I wish it were true though.

2991fc  No.168045


Is this in reference to something?

cbec81  No.168049


lmao look at the cuck at the bottom


it's a screencap of alex' gf. Just pointing out that she's crazy

6455cc  No.168074

File: 403478f0a516645⋯.gif (2.4 MB, 498x493, 498:493, matrixpepe.gif)

asmr for asmr-resistant people.

no waifu shitters. no sexual low quality shit that makes your peepee go hard(unless there are tingles)(but still preferably not since it's giving money to sluts)



6455cc  No.168075


fuck my life.

b3c47f  No.168077


I'm sure there's been a few, but yeah, these people are off their fucking rocker. I remember when Trump got elected and all of my peers in college were acting like death squads were gonna start executing gays in the street.

337f4f  No.168803

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is this how lesbians foreplay?

f651de  No.168825


>admitting to being gay publicly

We're proud of you anon but we always knew.

2f8535  No.168835


Erin looks like shit there compared to Alex.

f651de  No.168842


Erin is hitting the wall at speeds that shouldn’t even be possible. Alex is a succubus - preserves her youth by munching the cunts of other women and stealing their vigours.

cbec81  No.168874

72cf94  No.168878

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Two really hot lipstick lesbians together at the same time. How could they not fuck each other?

Get ready for S.I.V.E!

5f63ce  No.168907


one of the cutest thing i have ever seen. how can someone be rude to these beauties?

c729b6  No.168911


"lesbians" until Chad shows up and they immediately get on their knees

6ed810  No.169002

File: 9bce639dbda7247⋯.jpg (195.99 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, fresh.blush_59192878_18822….jpg)

Start dating already! Dump Isabel. Dump Shrek. Get together.

f1bdb4  No.169258

this is well be interesting.

rubycon well be hitting on Goodnight Moon.

dff97d  No.170017

File: 660ee2069118ee2⋯.jpg (74.78 KB, 370x391, 370:391, Screenshotttttt.jpg)

a9e32e  No.170022



c9e7c5  No.170060


i would like to watch them pee and see their pussies

cc165c  No.170062


Cute, but ultimately sinful. Homosexuality is degeneracy.

0c54af  No.170063


In all honesty, these two dyke powerhouses could break the internet and rattle the ASMR Community with something as simple as a kiss. They could shake it to the core, but will they?

c1b2d7  No.170069

File: 9f62cb407c75c8d⋯.jpg (58.55 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 14095978_325609574439928_4….jpg)


Mongrel Skull will be upmost displeased…

cc165c  No.170071

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


A video like this, maybe


8457d0  No.170080


Erin and Ruby slowly making out with each other. Wew. That'd become the most viewed and most fapped to ASMR video of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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c1b2d7  No.170248

File: e57f928a512ccea⋯.jpg (85.84 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 14333690_331659017168317_7….jpg)

edf303  No.170266


Mongrel-kun is not amused.

53ea8a  No.170606

File: 360c6f6026c4abc⋯.mp4 (939.88 KB, 640x800, 4:5, rubynetherwood_62600337_44….mp4)

Shrek taking his pet for a walk.

c98d9b  No.170615


Fucking disgusting honestly. If I met a woman and discovered she'd been on a leash held by anyone, it wouldn't matter how beautiful or how much in love I was, I would immediately sever all ties.

a0f0f9  No.170620


the problem is that female shrek, not the leash, you cuck. women were created to be submisse with men.

3fc249  No.170624


Life is really unfair.

cd0625  No.170746


What the fuck is happening to the world?

fd5a2c  No.170747


its pretty gross that they are doing a sexual thing in public. I don't want any part of it.

edf303  No.170748

File: bbfa419df12d13c⋯.png (70.63 KB, 500x448, 125:112, boiling the frog.png)


One of Hillary's campaigners actually used this in an article. How tone deaf does a person really need to be? Do they not know they old tale about boiling the frog? We summoned an ancient Egyptian god of chaos named Kek to help us fight the war against Moloch and the globalists. This unlocked the chaos timeline that we're on right now. The world is boiling and both sides are accelerating the insanity. As the boiling temperatures and insanity rises, the frogs will realize that they are being boiled to death and they will jump. Even the most brainwashed of NPCs will eventually wake up and say "This shit is crazy!" Or so we hope.

Hillary herself even said in a recent meeting with Angela Merkel that the EU was pushing too hard and too fast and risked sparking a revolution. Things will continue to accelerate from now going forward until all the frogs jump.

There's a cycle that some anon smarter than me can post that shows how societies go from prosperity to apathy to enslavement to revolution. Depending on who you ask, we're entering the enslavement phase or preparing to enter the revolution phase. What a time to be alive. And this has nothing to do with Hillary. It's way bigger than that.

f6a66b  No.170749


Bad times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create bad times.

edf303  No.170751


That said, we've got butch bulldykes walking lipstick lesbos in the streets. Tranny boys stripdancing and doing interviews on Good Morning America. Aussie kids sterilizing themselves at age 10 with hormone blockers. Late term abortion. A new push for normalizing pedophilia. Bestiality. Record high drug and alcohol use. Record high mental illness.

There is nothing natural about any of these things. Imagine if you took a proud and powerful lion, king of the jungle, from Africa and put it on a boat to England. Then you gave it hormones to feminize and sterilize it. You then drugged it with opiates and fed it a strict diet of processed sugars and caffeine. Then you dressed the once mighty lion up as a pokemon and turned it loose on the streets of London to fend for itself. If it steps out of line, the police will execute it and it will be a juicy story on BBC tonight.

Any sane person would say that this is cruel, it's sick, it's inhumane, and it's evil.

But we do this same thing to our fellow humans every day and act like it's something that should be celebrated and embraced.

85732c  No.170754



69e887  No.170755

File: 3554abc245d9b98⋯.jpg (26.08 KB, 360x321, 120:107, tytler.jpg)

File: 7cb1276114350e4⋯.jpg (58.36 KB, 373x276, 373:276, The-Cycle-of-Society.jpg)

cc165c  No.170783

>that retarded mongoloid who derails the thread with politics

Every time

4aaa28  No.170784


>turn your faggotry from sexual deviance into a political issue

>complain that people talk politics when you act like a faggot

Isn't it crazy how that works?

5284e3  No.170802


such deep, much smart, very wow.

d196ee  No.170828

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This video is actually pretty good. I wish Rena Sage would do some potion brewing, elixir, or tea videos like this.

f1bdb4  No.170855


nice video she made there.

53ea8a  No.170961

File: 8f96f5b47f5e24e⋯.jpg (73.5 KB, 671x360, 671:360, Clipboard.jpg)

I figured out who Ruby's girlfriend reminds me of. Andre the Giant.

f1deac  No.170962


It's Gwen all over again.

dfc12c  No.170967


Mongo was best ogre girlfriend. Someone post the classic Mongo video if you've got it.

b3c47f  No.171141


>being this passive aggressive on an anonymous image board

16c5fb  No.171147


I don't know what's more pathetic - letting your girlfriend use you for a break-up video after you've already split or… no, it's that.

60b4c7  No.171178

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


sounds like him too

d3879a  No.171246

File: f6e95f94eb50313⋯.jpg (173.27 KB, 1080x2076, 90:173, rubynetherwood_61355960_11….jpg)

Ruby claims to be vegan, but she eats honey. She made excuses for that in her video. Here she is eating eggs.

da66b7  No.171247


Those are lemons. Idiot.

3fc249  No.171256


I'm not a vegan, but I think the whole honey thing is stupid. There's a strong case to be made that eating dairy and eggs in unhealthy and unethical. Beekeepers don't exploit bees, the relationship is actually quite beneficial- especially in the face of colony collapse disorder ( which is mostly caused by the use of toxic chemicals like roundup ) Beekeepers are advocates of bees, and honey isn't even bad for you. In many cases it's quite good for you! https://www.benefits-of-honey.com/honey-cure.html

1a1875  No.171266


There's a strong case to be made that you are a retarded faggot

08beb6  No.171269



I don't think veganism is the healthiest option for humans. Nor do I think keto or carnivore is best either. The best diet that I've found is called the SCD (selective carbohydrate diet) which was designed for people with IBS, chrohn's, etc. With SCD, you reset your digestive system with keto and fasting. Once this phase is accomplished, you reintroduce paleo friendly carbs and all processed foods, refined sugars, artificial ingredients, gluten, and gmo foods are considered illegal going forward. Once the body has accepted phase 2, you can adopt any cruelty free, intermittent fasting, pescatarian, paleo, or vegetarian restrictions that you feel best for you based on how the foods affect your digestive system, body type, and cultural or environmental considerations. It's not hard to be paleo and it's not a cult of weirdos like like veganism or extremely strict like keto.

67ebee  No.171271


Same. Anime and Harry Potter. Two things most people seem to love, but I hate both passionately.

ea966f  No.171326

File: e6e05353b8cb049⋯.jpg (88.96 KB, 957x960, 319:320, 57377460_584866508702090_9….jpg)

2f8535  No.171331


Wasted eggs

3bf6bf  No.171335


There is always the option to harvest her eggs but to be honest, as cute as she is, I don't think her history of poor mental health is worth the trade-off. There are other attractive girls out there, she's no Cleopatra.

3bf6bf  No.171336


>implying this stupid rugmuncher even understands the concept of love

08beb6  No.171355


>poor mental health

I don't think her mental health issues are organic or genetic. She's received bad programming. The hardware is fine, but the data is corrupt. Her eggs are fine, but I wouldn't want her raising a child.

67ebee  No.171360


Sad part is she's being this way on purpose because that's what her little corner of "society" wants her to be.

2f8535  No.171435


Damn so the rumors were true? Thanks for sharing her nudes dude…

b511f3  No.171439


how do i view this

67ebee  No.171461


It's just an encoded link to a torrent with 0 seeds… not even sure why he posted it.

894de0  No.171463


Post the torrent link.

d4e303  No.171474


She was at one point involved with a dude I think, she's taking the easy way out.

ea966f  No.171488

File: 349b4457687250d⋯.jpg (79.87 KB, 461x631, 461:631, uploads/card/image/538637/….jpg)

32a39e  No.171489

fuck me she's adorable. please tell me there are nudes

1a1875  No.171492


windows nsa edition made my pc restart when i was asleep and i dont have my client on autostart. but good job, now i wont seed it.

2f8535  No.171508


Mods deleted the nudes >>171378

894de0  No.171509


>user deleted his own post

140a85  No.171510

File: 42a2dca3f308e58⋯.png (52.86 KB, 233x255, 233:255, premium.png)


The only nude I have is this one. She has some really cute little titties.

69cb64  No.171513


Man, I didn’t expect those kind of nipples but I’m on board with them. What a filthy slut.

c7fc63  No.171529


anyone catch the post before it was deleted?

963c0a  No.171549


i took the bait >:( fuck you baiter anon

2017c3  No.171795


being this new… jej

740eb4  No.172455

File: 1ab76befc95889e⋯.jpg (132.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1ab76befc95889e9fe92eb0be0….jpg)


lol fucking japs


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