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 No.20672

Has anybody noticed that the ASMR ARG/conspiracy thread seems to be 404ing? You can see it in the index but you can't click on it.

That's… really weird considering the content of the thread.

Anyway I'm pretty sure ASMR Darling and Hungry Lips are the same person (in a wig).

And I think I remember thinking somebody sounded like Stefanie Joosten, does anyone know the channel I'm thinking of?

 No.20674

Fuck off with your larping already.


 No.20682

File: a7d54d49a94a1a5⋯.jpg (84.47 KB, 488x516, 122:129, 3e3.jpg)

>>20674

>>20674

the main thing that makes me think there might be something to this is how aggressively people in the last thread were trying to stop us from talking about it

it's an ASMR board, rellllaxxxxxx


 No.20683

>>20672

It's a funny coincidence that she did this video holding an "INSTAX" camera at the same time that hungry lips did her face reveal on instagram.

…Anyway is it just me or do her eyes sort of turn into snake eyes a couple of times in this??


 No.20684

>>20683

>>20672

Is she saying "fake face?"


 No.20685

>>20672

Your role-playing thread is likely 404ing because of the site trouble that occurred yesterday (or the day before). We lost the original version of this thread >>18472 the last time it happened. Seems to be a bug, although I'm not sure how it works.


 No.20701

>>20672

>I'm pretty sure ASMR Darling and Hungry Lips are the same person

I'm pretty sure you're retarded.

>different nose

>different mouth

>different skin tone

>different voice

>b-but anon, she could be disguising her voice

Have you heard Darling's attempts at voice acting? It's laughable.

This "conspiracy" as a whole doesn't add up. What's the motive? Why would 'ASMRtists' like Darling or Heather Feather make seperate channels on the side when their primary channels are already largely successful?

>>20682

The only reason I would discourage people talking about this is because the concept has no merit. This board already has it's fair share of retardation, and I'd hate to see it die from something like mass-paranoia.


 No.20702

>>20701

>Have you heard Darling's attempts at voice acting? It's laughable

You're right, being bad at voice acting would be impossible to fake for a voice actor.

>Why would 'ASMRtists' like Darling or Heather Feather make seperate channels on the side when their primary channels are already largely successful?

Who says they aren't just paid actors? What's stopping someone doing an ARG make some ASMR channels?

But anyway you're wrong either way, I can totally imagine why somebody who's running a channel for ad revenue would compete with themselves… that's like simple marketing with no real down side. Why have one channel when you can put on a wig and have twice as many subscriptions?


 No.20704

File: 526642b6c46e4db⋯.jpg (10.82 KB, 255x320, 51:64, Chad.jpg)

>>20672

Yo its Chad, I'd apprechiate it if yo ass delete dis pic of my gurl befo I beat yo ass


 No.20707

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>>20672

catplant ASMR looks a LOT like joosten


 No.20715

>>20674

I agree, the whole thing was bullshit.


 No.20726

>>20682

>how aggressively people in the last thread were trying to stop us from talking about it

You mean by asking for ANY substantial comparison?


 No.20737

>>20726

No they were saying things like "why do you care about this? Don't you have other things in your life?"

Fucking weird.


 No.20740

>>20737

>I'm pretty sure

>I think

It's obvious why.


 No.20741

>>20740

No it isn't, and you're retarded if you think the average channer would buy your line of reasoning, dipshit.


 No.20742


 No.20770

>>20702

>Who says they aren't just paid actors?

For what purpose? Who would pay a person to whisper on youtube?

>that's like simple marketing

You honestly think these girls are smart enough for marketing on any level?

>But anyway you're wrong either way, I can totally imagine why

You know why you're a retard? Because you're trying to argue a conspiracy theory with absolutely no evidence, not even circumstantial evidence. How is it that I'm wrong when you provide no proof of your claim? No pictures, no video comparisons, nothing. You have nothing but 'what if' and 'I could imagine that'.

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.


 No.20771

>>20770

>Who would pay a person to whisper on youtube?

Uh, somebody running an ARG? How dense are you?


 No.20772

>>20707

What ? No she doesn't, are you fucking blind ?


 No.20776

You've been samefagging this thread for 24 hours and you've got, like, 1 non-you response. What are you doing with your life?


 No.20783

>>20776

its called mental ilness


 No.20788

File: d3b28f03ed4822c⋯.jpg (90.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2832257-8515081027-hideo.jpg)

>>20772

Nuh-uh! she does so. Nyeah.

Faggot.

>>20776

Replying to people is not samefagging you dumb asshole.

See this is how I know you're an ARG shill who doesn't really know their way around chans, you're just using chan-language at random.

**TO ANYBODY READING THIS WHO ISN'T A SHILL:***

As I said in the original thread, this is part of a much larger, broader ARG with stuff spread accross multiple mediums (like most ARGs).

It's actually connected to Metal Gear Solid V, and I've been investigating since that game launched. What we know about that ARG is it's an a kind of information supression reverse-ARG.

That is, unlike most game ARGs where the developers actually kinda hint the players along, in this case they're literally using Correct The Record tactics–a bunch of paid shills who monitor the internet for anybody talking about MGSV secrets, and then they ridicule and insult them to surpress discussion. This should make sense since the game is packed with 9/11 references. Seem familiar?

Just look at this shit: >>20783

They were calling me mentally ill in the first thread right from the beginning. It's not like I'd been posting a bunch and had time to sound "crazy", this was immediately after I told people on this board about the ARG.

I wasn't sure if the CTR tactics part of it which is so strong around the MGSV part of the ARG would apply to ASMR, so this was my way of checking.

Anyway I'm doing the ASMR community a favour by letting you know what to watch out for, I wasn't trying to convince you of particulars. If you've noticed anything, ignore the konami shills (who sure seem really aggressive for people posting about ASMR, don't they?) and just post. Don't be a dickhead and demand information because it'd take me ages to type up all the info I have and I'm not ready yet, but I'll answer questions.


 No.20789

>>20788

you are literally fucking autistic or something and this is coming from a crazy conspiracy therorist


 No.20795

File: 4a9d39e0387ce58⋯.jpg (35.93 KB, 447x381, 149:127, Untitled.jpg)


 No.20798

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 No.20923

File: a90cca34a3854bb⋯.png (426.33 KB, 815x785, 163:157, Charles.png)

>>20704

yo chad i she was my bay first so step off nigga or elsa imma cap yo ass


 No.20929

>>20788

Don't type it all then. Give us ONE substantial shred of evidence.


 No.21978

>>20923

>>20704

So you're both named Chad?


 No.22177

>>20923

Black men don't fight over women, anon.

They laugh when black girls fight over them. They beat or kill white chicks when the girls break it off. But they don't care enough about relationships to attack other men for ruining one.


 No.22199

>>22177

Ouch Dub's don't lie, yeah you got me there.


 No.22275

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She is crying that $500 3Dio is too expensive so she bought $300 Pop binaural mic.


 No.22276

File: 60193de5dd84837⋯.jpg (68.84 KB, 1276x321, 1276:321, 31231231231.jpg)

Now let's look her monthly income which is cca 20k dollars. Cheap fucking bitch!


 No.22279

>>22276

>>22275

3diong is an overpriced pos

she's just smart


 No.22281

>>22276

>which is cca 20k dollars

Of course it is! Wow! Websites that tell you how much people earn! I'm sure they're accurate! How do they know how many people use adblock? They must have amazing technology!!!!


 No.22282

>>22279

The point in my post wasn't about quality of the microphone but avarice. She could buy a much higher quality microphone than 3dio instead whining about $200 when her monthly income is 20k. As I said, cheap cunt.


 No.22284

>>22281

Multiple youtubers revealed their income and number is somewhere in the middle. You are probably one of her Patreon cucks.


 No.22290

>>22284

>somewhere in the middle

>$2-40k

How accurate!


 No.22293

>>22290

Channels usually earns about $2 per 1000 views. If 30% of viewers use adblock she still gets $13k each month which is more than enough for buying a decent binaural mic without whining. If she earns only $1 per 1000 views she still have more money than averige Anon and planty enough for 3D mic. That's her fucking job!


 No.22294

>>22293

I use adblock so I never know when a channel is monetized or not


 No.22295

>>22294

me too lol


 No.22297

>>22275

How long until literally everyone is using this new mic?

It does sound a bit better though. The 3DIO is fucking awful, can't believe that became the default thing to have.


 No.22307

>>22297

Best 3D mic I've heard is one that Lolo has and it cost around $300 in Hong Kong.

http://www.sabinetek.com/en/smic.html


 No.22309


 No.22323

She states in the description: "Thanks to Simon for sending me this microphone", so doesn't that mean she paid nothing, and some beta idiot named Simon sent it to her for free? I haven't watched the video.


 No.22326

This mic has same capsules as 3Dio and sound can't be better.


 No.22330

>>22323

It more likely means Simon from Pop sent her the mic as part of the advertising deal.


 No.22331

>>22330

More like she made Simon pop and got the mic as part of their own special deal.


 No.22342

>>22331

oh you!


 No.22693

Pretty sure ASMR Darling is actually Alex Jones in a wig


 No.22698

>>22693

maybe alex jones is her dad? they have a similar face shape


 No.23322

File: 7402660c1d20156⋯.jpg (44.03 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1484688733979.jpg)

>>20672

same camera


 No.23352

File: 9af1f895ea46af3⋯.jpg (221.86 KB, 956x271, 956:271, Notice me Senpai.jpg)


 No.23353

>>23352

who's the qt? obviously not taylor, the one who's actually a qt


 No.23354

>>23353

Lexi poll

Darling 2.0


 No.23372

>>23354

Lexi Poll - another ASMR slore looking for betabux, talks about her daddy-fetishes and pedophilia on her "ASMR Channel." *toilet flush*


 No.23374

>>23322

She looks dead inside.


 No.23375

File: 344ecea39497df6⋯.jpg (54.3 KB, 720x467, 720:467, taylor_darling_gang.jpg)

ASMR Darling famous now


 No.23377

File: 01f0fa5fcfca7a8⋯.jpg (94.23 KB, 935x500, 187:100, Untitled.jpg)


 No.23396

>>23322

>>23352

In about the last week I've noticed three or four different ones have mentioned recently visiting japan. And some other same person shit, like wanting to get a cartoon concept funded.


 No.23424

>>23372

she seems like a piece of shit


 No.23431

File: 03635077672c45f⋯.jpg (10.87 KB, 300x299, 300:299, 1471124370046.jpg)

>>23322

>>23352

what does it all mean?


 No.23433

>>23431

It means "Look at me, I'm camwhore with cute pink camera! Come to my Pateron and be my cuck!"


 No.23451

>>23322

Literally every girl in known universe has that exact camera in different colors. It's a pricey piece of shit that takes small as fuck pictures with the film being way too expensive considering.

t. someone that has a sister with that camera


 No.23452

>>23451

It's a $60 Fujifilm Instax Mini 8 (not that expensive). And its literally the first thing to show up if you search "pink camera" on Google.


 No.23471

>>23452

So you're saying "pink camera" is a kind of coded language these people use?

…and into the rabbithole we go people!


 No.23475

File: 99d95f4f61a57ef⋯.png (328.49 KB, 680x350, 68:35, PaulJosephWatsonPic2-680x3….png)

>>23471

PEEENK CAMUUURAH!!!


 No.23478

>>20672

>hungry lips is asmr darling in a wig

Kek, you face blind motherfucker.


 No.23479

>>23475

IMMAGUN MUH SHAWK


 No.23522

you will be ashamed of your words and deeds


 No.23537

File: 129a51a53243eeb⋯.webm (2.37 MB, 1080x711, 120:79, Infowars.com.webm)


 No.23562

File: 666a327534fbdfd⋯.jpg (10.74 KB, 274x197, 274:197, conspiracy.jpg)

>>23537

WUT?!


 No.23679

File: 761321ddf999bb4⋯.gif (748.23 KB, 500x376, 125:94, tumblr_mho9ssT7Fu1r72go4o2….gif)

>>23537

I CONCUR

Reminder that the original conspiracy was that there are multiple fake ASMRtists being played by the same person (or a small group of people–Heather Feather was a prime suspect).

So if Hungry Lips is dead now I guess the mystery funtimes are moving elsewhere.


 No.23683

>>23562

oh shit I get it

mapleASMR and asmr darling wearing the same dress

I have a feeling these ~totally innocuous coincidences~ are gonna keep mounting boiling frog style while people here continue to affirm that you are insane if you notice

the other day youtube lined up two thumbnails that were clearly the same person in nearly the same pose but I was stupid and didn't screencap it


 No.23710

File: 639cd5eafb8dddd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.2 KB, 411x380, 411:380, Capture.JPG)

>>23679

So, what you're telling me is that, Hungry Lips is possibly a CGI illuminati psyop but is actually dead, just like they're doing with Julian Assange? How deep does this rabbit hole go? "You're a pizza!" How many ASMRtits are linked to pizzagate?


 No.23714

>>23537

who is one in left ?


 No.23715

>>23714

>me on the left


 No.23717

>>23714

It's

SUPPOSEDLY

Maple ASMR. But who can really tell these days. These are dark times. Their claws are everywhere. Reptilian eyes, always watching. Be safe. If something happens to me. You'll know the truth.


 No.23727

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>>23714

Maple ASMR from this video.

>>23710

this derp doop illuminati reptilian tinfoil shit hasn't been funny for years, fuck off.


 No.23742

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Listen to that bitch at 22:11. She should edit that out.


 No.23744

>>23742

It's not obnoxious because she's cute :)


 No.23745

File: 32aed9977baa862⋯.webm (351.13 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BurpingDarling.webm)

>>23742

>>23744

DianaDew ASMR has farts and ASMR Darling has burping.


 No.23746

File: 58816ede6315f6f⋯.jpg (210.65 KB, 1080x565, 216:113, ASMR Florida.jpg)

>>23745

Typical Floridian trash.


 No.23747

>>23745

>people watch this shit

Amy has gunshots, but she can't really control what chiraq nigs do.


 No.23748

>>23745

Piggy mad. Piggy smash!


 No.23749

So… she lives in Lake Mary FL. Anyone from there to send her a flaming bag of dog shit on the porch?


 No.23751

>>23749

She lives in Miami now. Lake Mary is just the location of her PO box, she lived in an Orlando suburb.


 No.23753

>>23751

I know she's is in Miami now but Lake Mary is Orlando suburb. If any Anon lives in Lake Mary then probably know her and can send her a present.


 No.23756

>>23742

>Listen to that bitch

Nope


 No.23766

>>23751

TaylorDarling?


 No.23780


 No.23783

>>23745

>1:38:37

*braaaaaap*


 No.23784

>>23783

kek 42:30 as well.

Chick is disgusting


 No.23785

>tfw you hate Taylor Darling

>tfw she is the worst channel by far

>tfw you're sick of seeing her threads

>tfw she has 500000 subscribers

>tfw you constantly have to hide her threads

>tfw jewtube constantly recommends her shit

>tfw she has no good videos

She can't keep getting away with it.


 No.23787

File: c276ed67236c6f0⋯.jpg (11.08 KB, 298x56, 149:28, Capture.JPG)

>>23785

If you thought it was bad before, just wait.

She just got her account verified.


 No.23789

>>23787

Oh for fucks sake. Make it stop.


 No.23792

>>23785

This…I agree with. Fuck ASMR Darling


 No.23793

>>23785

You cant kill cancer, cancer kills you


 No.23794

>>23785

I think she is aware of 8chan and us haters and she thrives off of that and proceeds to ignore and smile cause she is a troll and knows how to piss us off


 No.23799

File: 2ce929193dad941⋯.jpeg (17.19 KB, 500x336, 125:84, 2ce929193dad941b48c92e52e….jpeg)

>>23794

>Getting trolled by trolls

>Kek

How does it feel to be retard ?

Tell me more anon I need to know


 No.23801

>>23799

Well, I wasn't trolled by her so I wouldn't know. I was only making a statement. She does annoy me though with her popularity.


 No.23836

>>23785

Why would you hate her? She's genuine, naturally beautiful, kind, etc.

You could redirect your hate to hypocritical feminist sluts like softlygaloshes, or fake annoying whores like amal, or shameless sluts like visualsounds1, or bluewhisper for showing her ass on purpose and trying to pass it off as an accident, etc.

Even oceanheart deserves more hate for setting a $2,000 per month goal for "purchasing quality equipment".

I think Taylor is probably one of the least deserving of hate asmr girls.


 No.23867

File: e07b6a4aa0fd543⋯.jpg (75.21 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1465626197743.jpg)

>>23836

kek how does it feel to have a 17yo girl massing your brain ?

pedo !


 No.23877

>>23867

kek she's about to turn 20 if she hasn't already. I don't even watch her videos, just saying she seems more genuine and humble than a lot of the popular ones.


 No.23883

>>23836

>bluewhisper for showing her ass on purpose

She doesn't do it on purpose; she has a big butt, you're going to see it every now and then (I don't know why you would object to seeing it). Do all the other girls who show their asses just not register to you because they're not as endowed as Amy? Amy deserves zero hate and she gets a lot of it for no apparent reason.


 No.23885

File: 6ba0a55603a6780⋯.jpg (45.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, C26021gW8AAlt93.jpg)


 No.23888

File: 49eb4f9c79f238d⋯.jpg (134.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Taylor Darling Blacked.jpg)


 No.23889

File: 2469e10e9df475b⋯.jpg (15.82 KB, 289x228, 289:228, db0.jpg)

>>23883

Yes the camera just strategically zooms into her ass accidentally


 No.23905

File: f6b4045f9fa8595⋯.jpeg (18.58 KB, 400x267, 400:267, delusional.jpeg)


 No.23911

>>22275

i'm pretty sure she said the makers of it sent it to her.


 No.23928

>>23836

There's A LOT of reasons to hate her, but first lets talk about why you like her. I admit, I watched her shit when she was fresh. She's pretty, bubbly and very perky. She is basically the archetypal Stacy, the babe most men wish they could have. The reason she has so many subscribers isn't because she's one of the best ASMRtists, not even close- but she is arguably the best LOOKING ASMRtist. I realized very early she was actually shit and I was just watching her because she's very attractive.

Now, let us discuss the multitude reasons to hate her. Some of these are subjective, but many are undeniable objective facts.

>She can't into good sounds

>She mostly just babels about herself

>She's extremely repetitive even by ASMR standards

>She's the kind of girl who treats everyone but Chad like shit

>She's a nigger lover

>She's a vapid, insufferable cunt

>She has never suffered anything worse than a broken nail

>She refuses to buy a good quality mic even though she is RAKING in ad revenue

>Clothing hauls and Q&As

>Barely puts out any new content

>Has the worst fans in the community

>She has no real personality ( Compared to other prominent figures )

>Clear narcissist ( Even by ASMR standards )

>One third of her videos are just Blog shit

That's all I can think of off the top of my head, by no means an exhaustive list

>tl;dr- your waifu is shit


 No.23959

>>23928

Amy is inarguably the best looking ASMRtist and legitimately good at making content, yet she is still under 100k subs. Taylor got as big as she is not because of her looks, but because of Pewdiepie; most of the people who watch Taylor have otherwise no interest in ASMR.


 No.23960

>>23959

>Amy is inarguably the best looking ASMRtist

She looks like Michael fucking Jackson but worse. What the hell is wrong with you?


 No.23973

>>23960

>>looks like Michael fucking Jackson but worse

So, La Toya?


 No.24000

File: 91a525ecd24ee63⋯.jpg (33.47 KB, 306x306, 1:1, fuckin way she goes.jpg)

>>23928

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


 No.24127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ASMR Who Do I Look Like

HMMMMMMMM


 No.24130

w…what if they're all just working girls under head pimp SarahASMR?


 No.24366

File: dc39e15ce7ce8c3⋯.png (337.58 KB, 600x440, 15:11, dc39e15ce7ce8c371cea7b41eb….png)

>>24130

all I know is there's definitely no way somebody named FrivolousFox could be working for kojima

https://youtu.be/C8AnIG6zdLU?t=906


 No.24445

>>23928

Is there any proof that ASMR Darling is a "nigger lover" or is it just a chan meme that every woman loves BBC? I have a feeling this is bullshit she is way too upper class looking.


 No.24532

>>24445

It's disinformation. Not only are many ASMRtists not real, discussion about them is being orchestrated.

like a damn fiddle


 No.24535

>>24445

let s not give a fuck ok ?


 No.24618

>>23928

don't forget the time she took money from her fans via patron and then didn't fulfill they're asmr video requests. And vanishing for 3 months then back all of a sudden.


 No.25507

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey Keks;

"Ask Me Anything! ASMR Reddit ANNOUNCEMENT"




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