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File: 9f491a41d9753b6⋯.mp4 (3.04 MB, 640x480, 4:3, hate-dungeon.mp4)




You did, thanks.


File: 8fedb1ca51d0ec1⋯.jpg (16.63 KB, 226x236, 113:118, 509330eaafa96f691100003c.jpg)

She noticed us.


Who is this tranny?


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Seafoamkitten ASMR


can someone post this as webm? my craptop is old and cannot into mp4.



nvm I downloaded it and it worked fine on vlc. I guess it's my browser. Seafoam is great, she's chill, sexy and not a bitch. Only Indigo is better


File: b33fb9e0253b1d6⋯.webm (765.43 KB, 640x480, 4:3, hate-dungeon.webm)


Ask and ye shall receive.



Indigo is a fucking whore. And ugly.



She's not very pretty without tons of make-up, but in some roleplays she really doesn't look too bad.


She has the cutest voice in whole ASMR community.



She has no idea of what ASMR is, though. She's just camgirling how other people do it.

Zero Tingles Girl just wants to be popular.



She makes a good video once in a while.



bitch is getting almost 600 dollars from patreon alone.

for making a GOOD video once in a while. not even a GREAT video.

the cancer that is killing ASMR



I can't disagree with that.



no one can.

its sad really


..You guys are the ones continuously asking about her labia on curious cat, aren't you?



>the cancer that is killing ASMR

The cancer is the cucks who pay these whores.


Hey haters named annonymous it's so brave of you using your real name Mr. Annonymous. I have an idea jump on Twitter & continue this discussion @asmrpeople



Fuck off back to Twitter! Bald Cuck!



more than you ever get! faget!

>>28921 you are the cancer of your mother's basement!!



Getting this salty over easily one of the softest threads on the board. Wew.



Sounds like you have a lot of stress in your life. Suggest having a beer & just staying away from content you don't like



Tons of these cucks are lurking the board now thanks to the jbn thing. They're looking for nudes of their fav ASMR whores too but still hating us.


File: 3c7786d982dcc0d⋯.jpg (28.18 KB, 338x359, 338:359, whiteknight.JPG)


OP wasn't even being mean to your waifu. Do you also get on twitter and sperg "fight me!" anytime some scandal rag drags your favorite celebrity? I bet you do. Your existence is even sadder than ours. I bet you die a lil inside each time you have to prep the bull for your wife. You should probably just end it all to be quite honest family.



what the hell is this? /asmr/ is a board of peace.


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I normally don't make this kind of post but… God, I really want to fuck her…bad. I want her to put on one of her cute animal get-ups and a pink wig. I want to put a collar on her and slap her chubby Canadian ass and just pork her over and over over. That is all.



canadian, eh?

maybe i should ask her out sometime, canadians are so apologetic that she COULDN'T turn me down



Stop and take a look at yourself: you're an adult woman.


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File: 9a8e014107094dd⋯.jpg (74.66 KB, 834x193, 834:193, Untitled.jpg)

Look what she did when she found out that I reuploaded one of her videos.



Does she have autism?



Aw you liked my comment fankyoo anon <3



Thank you Kitty!



top kek



Hey FarmingClasher3@gmail.com,

ur a gay.



Heil Hitler.

What the fuck is going on in that post?



what the fuck do you have against cummies you monster



What are "cummies???" I am trying to make sense of this nonsensical post from Seafoam. Is it a joke, or some kind of millennial meme?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


File: b122e25dce8173f⋯.jpg (49.42 KB, 410x380, 41:38, 1478062988440.jpg)



MFW Seafoam starts shitposting and trolling the Dungeon Dwellers.



it smells good here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



That made me really uncomfortable.



concentrate on her sweet voice


File: 02b026a3bf90507⋯.png (844.48 KB, 1208x692, 302:173, hate dungeon.png)

Did they really mean us? What a hurtful thing to say.



Next time choose chinese font you dickhead!



File: 56be96438f9f20e⋯.jpg (19.01 KB, 536x148, 134:37, Capture.JPG)


Confirmed Seafoam lurking.

Hi, Nora. Keep up the good work. ;)




Hi anon. I am always here friendo



File: 1d781d403bd9fd0⋯.png (34.52 KB, 1013x1002, 1013:1002, c8917a28de0c1aeac811937cb4….png)



timestamp or stop larping.



Seafoam Kitten is ethnic Kekistani. She was shouting out Shadilay on her live stream and praising Hate Dungeon. She's one of us.

cute, honest and not a camwhore


i bet this nasty whore fucks her dog



Girl detected.



What hit you hardest, fact that you are ugly, whore or liar?





Jealous reddit girl who is mad that we don't hate Seafoam.


File: 80be712c4236e00⋯.jpeg (45.37 KB, 240x260, 12:13, 7e1acba17520ee46c7519d74e….jpeg)



You dumb? I'm specifically calling the obvious jealous girl out.

You know what? This board is 8chan's version of /cgl/, full of gossip and catfights.



We actually hate only Jellybeannose because she's a con artist. We even didn't nuke Lucy's channel and discussion about asmrTITS always stays here on this board.

If some of those girls have nudes or porn that's not our fault. Sharing is caring.



if you don't like it there's the door faggot!




You are on the same side, stop using drugs.



Lucy nuked herself. Good riddance.




Fuck off. I'm not some degenerate autist like you, don't speak for me.



Why are you a chimping out like a basic nigger tbh?



Only a dirty nigger would use the word basic to describe a person. You monkeys are easy to spot lol



Only a filthy monkey would deflect attention from being called out this hard, actually.



Shut up, Heather.



not timestamping for you but dm me on twitter and can confirm. I live here (´・ω・`)


That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.


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File: d768a2f70371810⋯.png (125.38 KB, 380x253, 380:253, d768a2f70371810ef3f9ed936b….png)

you wouldnt even need to get dolled up for our date.

no need for getting dressed up (pajama party!)

no need for makeup or even a bra.

i wont even ask you to tuck your penis away.

i just wanna get some tendies and chat.

maybe hold hands a little bit



Heck yes, bring your best animal onesie.

The dick may or may not be tucked, depending on how the night goes :3


File: 9657ffcbce4f5f5⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 343x239, 343:239, 965.gif)


i only have one onsie and its a mogwai onesie. hope thats alright.

but i must say that i expect you to keep that penis contained at least for the first date, im an old fashioned kinda guy



That is moderately acceptable.

I'll keep the donger tucked, and you keep your hands on your own tendies because I don't hold hands OR share tendies on the first date.


File: bc9088e88b285eb⋯.jpg (7.76 KB, 261x127, 261:127, 10155705_634528536634558_8….jpg)


fair enough. can i at least stare into your soulful eyes while we dunk our tendies? whats your favourite dipping sauce? dont say mulan spicy sauce, its impossible to find



I'm a 35 year old virgin larping. Sorry I got your hopes up anon.


Look at her Tweeter.



I want to smell your feet and eat your toejam. That's when you really know a woman.


File: 6044d1280b9b3d7⋯.jpg (8.35 KB, 346x161, 346:161, 1274081774615.jpg)


story of my life


:D i'd totally meet up with her in canadialand for some tendies. i dont use twitter so i cant reply. i wonder what her favourite tendies are…


Best waifu tbqh


File: 5d9c491ad97978c⋯.jpg (12.1 KB, 236x343, 236:343, 1461190316772-1.jpg)


i just want to go on a date with her :(


She's one of the few who still gives me tingles.

Definitely waifu.


File: ad3446efb00d6ba⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 300x300, 1:1, canihazalick.gif)


waifu is taking it a bit far.

but i still want to fall asleep on her while she nibbles nori in my ears.


File: 29ae58985521f70⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.92 MB, 240x135, 16:9, 1464562626865.gif)

oh my sweet foamy seabream dragon kitty…

you have disowned me.

now starts my downward spiral.

we'll always have canadialand vegan tendies



File: 2432fb4d3fbeb6e⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 496.33 KB, 500x278, 250:139, yourloss.gif)


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ASMR - CARING FRIEND ~ For the Angry, Misunderstood & Forgotten



you don't marry someone that sucks dog cocks in a daily basis



She did this for us. 0% of wizards an hero to this. Seafoam is a good girl. I want her to be my friend.


File: 7200ff97bb19406⋯.jpg (83.34 KB, 683x500, 683:500, greatdigits.jpg)


Can't argue with those digits. Seafoam is good.


File: 4e861145571df7b⋯.gif (190.45 KB, 400x314, 200:157, Osamakawaii.gif)


i an hero'd to this. it went well.



File: 18bbe06625a035b⋯.jpg (128.34 KB, 1250x1243, 1250:1243, cute cry.jpg)


wtf I love seafoam now!


File: 87b65053a353865⋯.jpg (48.5 KB, 640x436, 160:109, existential nightmare.jpg)



I like her. I like her a lot. I like IndigoStars too… except… sometimes it's legit hard for me to watch these kind of their stuff. It just… the feels… these are the kind of girls I want.. Not perfect, pretty, sweet, kinda weird and cool.. the kind of girls who want nothing to do with me… Once in a while an obese 2/10 with a bad smell starts hitting me up… I just want a decent cute white girl with a fun personality.

Should I just kms at this point?


File: cddf011817565cb⋯.jpg (29.87 KB, 670x503, 670:503, cddf011817565cb0d8bc4d94e3….jpg)


Yes, you should.



>being this much of a beta faggot

Yes, you really should.






Pretty good. It actually improved my day.


Absolutely, yes.



Are you a disgusting fat hog yourself? If not then no excuse. Get your cutie.


File: b08d70099b5b741⋯.png (980.17 KB, 1703x658, 1703:658, help.png)


File: 180b197bb50eb3a⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1893x748, 1893:748, an hero.PNG)


Confirmed legit. No goofs, no gaffs.



it's real

new waifu




Seafoam confirmed! Best waifu now!



You know, in a way, pandering to a place like this is even more pathetic than what asmrtits usually do.


Want to marry



And what about her Chad? She mentioned him on her stream.



Waifu status revoked.



Sorry to disappoint you guys but she wasn't referring to /asmr/, she was referring to the /zoo chan






She lurks in the bestiality chan





Samefag gtfo back to /zoo/ and stop trying to drag Seafoam into your gross kink.



How can I get to tags via "inspect element" instead of "view page source"?



She specifically mentioned the Hate Dungeon™.



You can ctrl-F "tag" to find the tags that way.

Why not just view page source and scroll down?


File: 061bea3131625b0⋯.jpg (44.31 KB, 1746x126, 97:7, Capture.JPG)



HAHA! She's definitely talking to us. She updated the tag in the page source. Top Seafoam bants. See pic related.


File: 45b2c35bb5dc9db⋯.png (154.64 KB, 800x800, 1:1, kekekekek.png)



Shit, I go for mixed. I just appreciate a chill woman when I see one.


File: ab6c705ba240610⋯.jpg (63.89 KB, 855x438, 285:146, seafoamkitten 2.JPG)



>becomes a nu-male faggot at the slightest hint of attention




No, I'm just don't bother roleplaying a neonazi like most of /pol/.


File: 7874d153d0ddeab⋯.jpg (87.37 KB, 1100x173, 1100:173, Untitled.jpg)


I think your PC is broken.



Not wanting anything to do with a girl who's been spitroasted by tyrone and jamal is being a neo nazi?



Wrong video. It shows up just fine.


Well it says mixed race, not a race mixer or anything of the sort, so I presume she just meant she's not fully white. Either way, most people don't care about that, not just whiteknight faggots.



That jus wisdom right there



She has some chupacabra blood.



Someone asked her once during a stream what race she was and she said she was part Native Canadian… like grandparents were indians and shit. That would explain her look.


does anyone have her banana vid



As long as she's not nigger or inbred arab I'm ok with that.



She fucks dogs



Stop projecting



>roleplays as a dog

>owns several animals

>wears animal prosthesis

>has a large collection of animal dildos

>is an overall degenerate

You must be really stupid not to think this girl has issues.



>two pets

>likes animals and cute things

>likes being cute things

>one dragon dildo

you got the rest right.



hi seafoam


File: 97263cbba6d85e6⋯.jpg (74.61 KB, 847x434, 121:62, eww.jpg)



h-hi.. (´・ω・`)



grills masturbate??? fuck my life is a lie



only the ugly ones



looks like a fucking lysol bottle. why are all asmrtits loose whores?


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File: 30de95ade046423⋯.jpg (39.54 KB, 847x434, 121:62, ornot.jpg)



Think she goes all the way to the knot?



Heil Hitler, faggot!



Which video is this?


File: 7b658079eff7a4c⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, hitler motivation fight.png)


Immediately stopped at the self congratulatory and masturbatory "you are perfect the way you are right now" "you don't need to change" bullshit. I got angry instead, as any fascist should upon hearing such lies. There is no such thing as a perfect state, there is only the quest to reach ever greater heights, there is only the challenge of becoming greater than you are right now and then doing it again.


File: e01174e13a4663b⋯.jpg (12.79 KB, 255x253, 255:253, aryan-beaner-masterrace.jpg)



>not pure at all




Neonazis are just the useless skinheads that have no actual knowledge or understanding. They will eventually be good foot soldiers, but that's all they'll ever be.


File: d4c8ad9b9f087c9⋯.jpg (339.79 KB, 1280x1270, 128:127, swastika und saber.jpg)


Well said; the idea that 'everyone is equal' or that 'everyone is perfect' is liberal nonsense. Egalitarian sentiments are utter trash; only those who struggle, who fight, who become better each day- only they deserve to call themselves men.

Heil Hitler! Sieg Heil!




You need to go back.



>liberal nonsense

For the benefit of those who don't know, when we say this we mean that in all senses of the word liberal. We trace the rot of society all the way back to the French Revolution. Fuck Robespierre.


File: d8bf9001db91c96⋯.jpg (76.9 KB, 500x504, 125:126, Der Bannertrager.jpg)


Indeed, well said. The Reign of Terror formed the first root of decline in the west. Since that time the Jews and their agents, Marxists, Freemasons and all purveyors of 'social justice' have worked to undermine our civilization. Like a cancer they spread, ruining everything that was once good and noble. And like the cancer they are, they must be extricated entirely- by any means necessary.


wow this thread went to shit RIP


Can we leave the roleplaying to the ASMR autists?



TopKek anon. This is why feminism empowers these ASMR bitches, makes them feel entitled to their eceleb revenue, and anyone who disagrees is a "toxick minority."



faggot nazi dick sucker https://twitter.com/johnrychlicki wants hitler to pop his cock out of the grave so he can suck it for some good german beer. total faggot



https://twitter.com/johnrychlicki total nazi stalker and dick sucker likes to hate on women because all women are better than him at sucking dick and steal all the cocks he would like to suck for himself



spoken like a true faggot, had to pull cock out of his mouth long enough to tell everyone how big a man he was and took cum load on his face


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File: d7e15b38ee11135⋯.jpg (33.17 KB, 600x500, 6:5, d7e15b38ee111357dbf0fa892c….jpg)



Why do you use nazi like it's an insult? Do you know where you are?



Poor little libtard's lost in the Chan. That ASMR pussy he's never going to get has him all fucked in the head.


File: e24c3b169631368⋯.jpg (101.7 KB, 426x960, 71:160, IMG_0158.JPG)


Is this ASMR: Edge - For the LARPers, Homoerotic, and Nazi Wannabes or still /asmr/?


File: 30977f8fc7597b8⋯.png (357.32 KB, 448x318, 224:159, w.png)


Jellybun's white knight




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File: 9dd195ded9e05a1⋯.webm (8.77 MB, 320x240, 4:3, jbn_in_nazi_land.webm)





They called us nazis.



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File: db8ba6651b9808f⋯.jpg (57.66 KB, 585x609, 195:203, btfo.JPG)

Talking about you losers.



well of course no human would fuck her since she's only into zoo






he's right tbh



I hope no one takes genuine offense to this I was jus goofin on ya high standard motherfuckers. (´・ω・`)


File: 2e265e031f1315c⋯.webm (868.66 KB, 320x180, 16:9, love.webm)


Good morning! It's ok, Seafoam. I still love you.


File: 52898473af5f77a⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 640x360, 16:9, frickin-fricks.webm)


Here's one for ya. You'll love this.




<3 xoxoxo (´・ω・`)


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

she's live



Fucking vegan pizza?













Got her to give us a shout out fam. I guess she recognized me.


File: fd03f671271fc49⋯.webm (597.3 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Untitled.webm)

Vegan and Chadburner can't be waifu!



That's right, she's got a chad fam. "I can't be your waifu" - direct quote. And yet some of these cucks still tipped her. I don't understand and don't want to. Another chadburner shilling for cuckdollars. ASMR bitches.


File: 7cd1ae00f585148⋯.jpg (387.19 KB, 2248x1232, 281:154, 2ec640a7c92d898cbf985708a2….jpg)

if shes into chads then i might have a chance.

i LOOK like a normie. but im really an aspie fucktard.

but idk if i can deal with the zoophilia or the food eating videos.

maybe one day foamy seabream dragon kitty. maybe one day.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Let's be honest with each other here, fam. You can't get mad if your waifu is a Stacy who ends up with a Chad. That's just how it works. If you want a waifu that's into wizards, then maybe Brae Naomhan is more to your liking. (vid related) I'm sure she'd date any of us if we asked her. (probably still pure too… ewww) If you want a Stacy waifu, you have to become a Chad. Period. Also, I don't think any of us here are cucked into throwing money at these girls' patreons. (at least I hope not)



>I don't think any of us here are cucked into throwing money at these girls' patreons.

Some faggot gave Taylor 300 cuckbuckeroos. RIP Patreon Primate memes.


File: 884b1c4c494ed88⋯.jpg (6.05 KB, 194x199, 194:199, uwotm8.jpg)


HAHA! WTF?! What for?! She's rich! WHY?!



She doesn't appear to be a Stacy at all. Pink hair? The point is that none of these ASMRtits are waifus. They're just here for cuck bucks.



Ah, it's the double spacing between sentences anon again. I'm starting to believe that you just hate all of them and want to watch the world burn.



>thought it was Pupina from the thumbnail

Woe is me.



Brae Naomhan wasn't in it for bux. Nobody has claimed her for waifu yet. Irish origin surname. Good euro genes there. You should hookup with her and save the white race.



>Irish origin surname

>Good euro genes

pick one



You got me there. Well played.


File: 42c7cc6d0d9ffa3⋯.jpg (45.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, IMG_2712.JPG)


There are some decent ASMR people out there that don't shill and whore themselves on cam. The majority of these bitches are just here to collect betabux. And if the world burns these chicks are going to find their feminist entitlement ripped out from under them real fast.



Just out of curiosity, name me one. I wanna know your standards.



UnintentionalASMR - woodworking etc.

CocoASMR - German, soft spoken.

BrittanyASMR - length of time in the community without any drama, doesn't scam for betabux & got into ASMR for her own anxiety.



brittany is shit tier asmr

and that rodent face doesnt help at all.

and there has been drama with her.

just like how jellobum lost all her friends for being a spoiled bitch.

most of brittanys "friends" left her. shes another spoiled brat and she does scam for betabux.



Had no clue about her drama. Give the dirt! She put production into her vids, unlike 95% of these bitches. Well she's done anyway it seems.

Bonus round - Svetlana & Chocolat.


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Fucking double spacer likes Brittany. Well, I hate to break it to ya, lad.




go to her page and look at her recommended/friends toolbar on the side.

do you see ANY of the OG asmrtists on there?

back in the day she had all the OG content creators in there. she doesnt even have a certain someone who did production work for her.

shes a lazy spoiled brat whore like all the rest.

and shes not even remotely attractive or interesting.



Sounds like a falling out, come to think of it I remember hearing she started some shit with OGs. I liked quite a few she did. Most of these bitches are all spoiled brats and suffer from some psychosis.


People who learned to type during a certain era tend to put two spaces after periods. Double spacers tend to be older, like myself. I learned to type near the end of the "two spaces after periods" era and had to train myself out of it because it is an out moded way to type. It's classy as fuck and makes for easier to read text, though.



All these bitches have it. It's a given. Which ones don't?



Fuck off lad.


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She's cute. I'd put my penis inside her.






Yeah but she never mentioned Patreon and her tiers are $1 and $5. Other camwhores have $100-$1000 tiers and constantly whining about muh Patreon. Brittany is maybe not most beautiful one but she is not a scammer or a camwhore and her content is decent.



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Funny you should ask and even funnier is which one doesn't. Little Angel ASMR. No social media. No pics. No patreon. No paypal. Nothing. Married her high school sweetheart. Buys all her own stuff, which is why she has shitty gear. Doesn't show face or tits. There is one rare livestream she did before that showed her face. The only vid that ever showed her tits, AND THEY ARE AMAZING, was deleted days later. Less than 20k subs, but has still consistently made content for over a year.

mfw Little Angel is actually the purest artist lulz



Agree, she may be a brat like any generic ASMRtits but she's not top tier scammer level whore like Taylor, who's videos are shit, is wealthy, and still shills for betabux.

Check Brittany's twitter….she's going through some shit, is strapped for cash, and hasn't once asked for betabux. No mentions of GoFundMe and she said she'd rather her Patreons not donate. Good for her.


File: 32ee709470c8e02⋯.jpg (69.35 KB, 574x496, 287:248, Capture.JPG)


Well, that sucks that she's going through shit. Maybe if she made more videos. She hasn't made one in over 2 months. Her family's alpaca farm must not be doing so well.

>hasn't once asked for betabux

She just puts it on the top line in descriptions.

When did these bad times start for her? See pic. See article. She stopped making videos when the ad revenue bottomed out. It's just not worth it for her to keep making videos, but she'll concern troll you that it's because she's sad and doesn't feel good instead.






File: 549a1dcbabaf7df⋯.jpg (30.08 KB, 755x399, 755:399, 1474819916014.jpg)


Pastel Cutie checks out. Quality waifu who's not scamming or raking in bux.


>tfw no wrist thick dick to please seafoam with in ur dreams




its just perpetual victim disorder.

the more people feel sorry for her, the more support she will get.

you know her little icon in the corner of her videos? ardra asmr made that for her and did her malificent sfx. is ardra asmr in her favourites? no.

did brittany all of a sudden get lyme diagnosis after having ardra asmr did work with her? yes.

and ardra asmr has been diagnosed for a while.

brittany is just another scammer. scamming her viewers and the government for anxietitty bux.

i guess theres not many OG asmr viewers here. or remember anything from a couple years ago.




I'm gonna quit picking on the girl. We actually discussed the youtube adpocalypse in one of the old nuked threads. It didn't just affect controversial youtubers, it affected everyone. We expected the girls to start shilling harder to compensate and maybe for some of them to go full whore. We're all buckled in for a ride here and it'll be interesting to see how it affects the ASMR community. It might be the cleansing it needed. Only the best scammers will survive. Many will quit. Some will turn erotic. Those who stick around without resorting to the above are in it for the love.


File: 766aef6e129a51e⋯.jpg (74.96 KB, 750x866, 375:433, Lucy Video revenue.jpg)


I think she suffers from same problem as Rose. Slow sub growth, low view numbers and Youtube ad revenue decline.


Lucy should get for this video minimum $60 but she got only $20 which mean that CPM is only $0.3 and used to be $1+.



>Stacy waifu, you have to become a Chad.

My only qualm with this is that the names imply fucking outside of marriage. Lots of it.

Other than that, that was the entire point of my whole 'always improve' thing above.



Years ago so she's learned her lesson. Find me an ASMRtit who asks people not to Patreon her because she's had no new content for months. All these girls are fucked up in the head. Some are BrittanyASMR level fucked up, some are full of shit fucked up like Taylor, but most are a few degrees from Cloveress fucked up.



they arent fucked up women evolved to drain resources from men its normal lmao


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She's Australian and I also can confirm her slammin tits.





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Just for you, my dude.


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And one for the road.



Are u anon I triggered on Gibi thread the other night? If so, that isn't me. Many people double space anon, it's not always the same fag. Some of us were actually taught to type, not just chicken peck.



Maybe you should go back.



Go back where? Just tell me daddy.



Dawww, she's such a dork. Thats adorable…. I mean, eww gross… t-totally wouldn't cuddle…



She's got a chad anon…it's ok we're here for you.


How many times did she fart during the Livestream?



AFAIK twice.



A couple of times, yes.



Do you have the part where she gave us a shout out?



>many people double space


I started back on /r/funny about 2 years ago

and moved here a few days back!

This place is great!



Double spacing - some of us are edumacated. I also love how all these ASMR bitches, and most millennials, speak in txt. Like OMG WTF I STG learn to speak English not chat.



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oh sweet foamy kitty titties. how i miss thee.

i count the days



I got her to, and clearly she knew about us and she recognized me. Damnit. -AZ



She might be a fall back/last option for Chad when he wants to get his dick wet but she does not run through them on her own volition. She's not a stacie and she's only cute which makes her a 5 or 6 out of ten



What's with the signing of posts now? What year is this?



you must have missed the vid of her showing her face and talking bout her chads on younow


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>tfw all you want is a 6/10 cutie

>tfw all you can get is the odd 2/10 ogress

>tfw all you hope for is another man's fall back/last option

Why haven't I just jumped off a bridge?



I'll share with you my waifu Ppomo. She's pure littie nerd with curvy body, perfect hands and cute mouth.



yes she has very feminine penis



Stop signing your posts you pathetic attention whore. Nobody gives a shit who you are, even if you took some whores videos down.



You will find that 6/10 cutie anon.

Don't give up. I believe in you <3



>>butthurt because my waifu seafoamkittyslut didn't chat w/me




>implying 3dpd can be waifu


Go back to wherever you came from.



thats foamy seabream dragon kitty to you, sir!



aka dog fucker



i can tolerate that. im half dog and half chad.

do you think i have a chance?



Sure, anything dog is good enough.




alright then, where in candidia does she live?

slickin' back my combover and plastin' my zits in anticipaction



Shut up, Heather



You're Heather



No, that's me.





No, I'M Heather.


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Literally who?


Seafoam, you should post a timestamp and set up a trip. Then we can probably venerate and worship you. Indigo should also do the same- you two are the best!


Jewbilee. All same. Jew rips et rips wit jew minds. Waifu et theory. No proof of concept. Why et urbody so determined to be cuck dey differentiate duh level of jewry in deez lying scammut liar asmrtits. ALL scammut liartits. Not one waifueous, no not ONE. Jewbilee.



I'm not THAT much of an attention whore anon, jeez



You're hotness.


I wonder if she has cute feet

Want to suck on her toes so badly



only dogs get to suck her toes



Didi you ever have sex with dogs? Yes or no?



No, sorry to disappoint you dogfucker anon. Stop posting or you're grounded. :3



Why showing dildos on your ASMR channel?


File: 969219a843e2daf⋯.png (91.55 KB, 579x425, 579:425, derfensive.png)


She seems unnaturally defensive about this question. I think you're onto something.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


In her unlisted video about vegan jerky she's talking about dogs again. There must be something with dog fetish.






im 100% positive this girl has sex with dogs


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she have probably let a dog lick her cunt before while masturbating


>dragon dildo

disgusting bitch



>dragon dildo

Closest to dog's dick.



Dummy. Bad Dragon (the company) sells literal dog/wolf dildos. Silicone dragon dick is top tier. Embrace the dragon donger. Let it flow through you.



Crouching coochie hidden dragon.



How could I know that?



By not being newfag scum.



She Fuck a dog, she heat her house wit coal.





Anon didn't even ask for tits- come on, one little time stamp, that's all we need. And a trip, yes.


File: 3ef48b51701d233⋯.gif (11.36 MB, 600x338, 300:169, hugs.gif)


I'd let her sit on my face, eat her ass & pussy all night, but make the dog watch. #Dogcucker


anyone know where she lives? i heard shes from the land of maple syrup and hockey. but where specifically. canada is a big place.

i want to show up at her house with some quinoa salad and a veggie platter.


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She looks like she hasn't eaten a full meal in days..



that's what avoiding meat does. but i got something warm to fill her belly. my veggie stir fry



She looked so unhealthy in her last live video. Libtard vegans.



What do you expect? She lives off pickles and pizza, she's probably already dead.



hey. there's nothing wrong with pickles and pizza. but she should eat some meat. is good for you.

just as long as i get to hold her hand before she becomes so thin and weak that shes in the hospital.


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I have some meat to nourish her with.


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highly unlikely


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>Muh flesh foods

>Muh protein

>Muh healthful

It's funny, you never see obese diabetic vegetarian/vegans with heart disease…




lol nice propaganda there shlomo.

also who the fuck cares what other people eat? do your own thing and stop trying to brainwash people into thinking veggie/vegan is the way we were meant to be. its not.

now go back to shoving diakons up your ass. for health reasons.



it's all the dog fucking she does, it's taking it's toll on her.



why would she fuck a dog if she has a bad dragon dildo? unless the dog an hero'd from the shame.



she has a dildo because dog can't withstand whole night



makes sense. but i really do hope the dog doesnt have PTSD now.



no, just STD



>who the fuck cares what other people eat?

He was replying to the multiple people/samefag calling her sick looking because of her diet. So they care, obviously.



Show butthole with timestamp <3



>also who the fuck cares what other people eat?

bet you think the east is disgusting for eating dogs, faggot. get shot.



Nah, just the way they go about killing them.


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oh foamy titty kitty. y u no like me?


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come visit me and draw me like one of your french-canadian girls



Indigo is a very easily angered bitch, if you were on her discord for any length of time you'd know that.


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oh my sweet seabream…

how i long for your touch,

i'd even dip my dick in pickle juice for you.


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Hi, Seafoam. Yes. We're watching. :)


File: f78ecbf174803f1⋯.png (654.96 KB, 841x889, 841:889, spacegirl.png)



Stream over. Fankyoou! (´・ω・`)


File: 830842b537bf1a8⋯.jpeg (51.73 KB, 650x400, 13:8, existential nightmare 4.jpeg)

>Tfw you will never be tag-teamed by Indigo and Seafoam with strap-on bad dragons.

Why even bother living?


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oh sweet delicious seabream, y u no like me?

let me just snuggle up on your lap while you draw pickle dicks on unicorns. i promise not to bother you.

you wont need to walk me and i eat very little.

can you keep me?


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She is not for us, anon. She is for the Nerd-Chads, who have surely claimed her. We are mere mortals. Admire her as you would a fine piece of art in a gallery; at a distance and without touching.



but i am a nerd-chad. :(


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Then what are you doing here shitposting about Seafoam? Go pork some qt girls nerd. I on the other hand am an ugly overweight dwarven manchild. I've got nothing better to do.



all the girls went home already. i have an early start tomorrow.

and i REALLY want to curl up on her lap.



>LARPing as Chad

It's okay Anon; and don't forget, you're here forever.


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I am a wise old wizard. The days of my youth have long passed and my irl waifu left me. The only things I have left to look forward to in this world are my ever growing magical powers, asmr waifus, and a helium tank waiting by my bed. I urge you to use your nerdy charisma, while you still can, to win the heart of a lovely lady. Make us proud, nerdy Chad anon.



sorry for the deception. it was only one girl.


i might be charismatic and be a nerd-chad but i am a terrible person. no woman ever sticks around. i don't blame them.

hey. there's always movies and videogames. and this animu stuff i keep hearing about seems to be quite popular with the wizards.

i just suggest you get a nice asmr waifu. most of these woman are fake as fuck. find a good one and stick around just to see a great cataclysm demolish the world and everyone on it.

that always keeps me going :D


File: ffc14aa8fd5c27b⋯.png (1.44 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Screenshot_20170513-002743.png)

Pretty kitty.


File: fde0fe271bdf6c9⋯.jpg (20.87 KB, 398x313, 398:313, doggie-nora.JPG)


I want to kiss her boobies while she pants like a dog in my ears.


File: 07a1ad04cf76465⋯.png (1.72 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Screenshot_20170513-005905.png)

She had some nice tounge action going on.


Hey Seafoam, can I be your Dragon?


Hey Seafoam, will you be my Daddy?

I'll eat your cummies like a good girl.


seabream is only interested in me guys. chickenless tendies under the stars. howling at the moon. with pickles on the side. and by side i mean three large jars of pickles





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Seafoam, will you peg me with your dragon?



she looks like she has fleas



Nah, just cooties.



more like cuties



I'm in love with her


Girl is fine but she straight up knows how to use them milk jugs to milk betabux. It's so obvious watching her that she wouldn't give any of her cucks the time of day in real life, she would recoil in disgust if any of her patrons approached her in real life. So fuckable though and she knows it.

Please, all you ubercucks that keep begging her to peg your sissy asses.




Please don't talk about my kitty like that.

She loves us all.



she especially likes me. because i'm special.

Special ED

also i love pickles

oh notice me seabream



She notices me too lad, she's chitty chatty but I don't give a fuck. We're not nerd enough for her. She seeks a certain type of nerd. Become it, fuck her in the ass with your dragon while your dog watches, then leave. Never marry a girl like her.




>tfw you cux jizz over B cups



I don't jizz over her b-cups. I jizz over her e bantz and lovable goofiness; and by jizz I mean smile and feel good.



hi hi jizzbro :-)



This anon must be protected


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A legit really good Star Wars roleplay triple collab starring our favorite Seaboom Kitty Meow.



>A legit really good

fuckin terrible



Shut up, it was cute. (no homo)



seabream was fine in it. she looked nice and read the script well. but the rest of those faggots are terribad.



Seabloop was terribad, but Weekly has neat editing skillz so it's okay.



the editing was by far the worst thing.

i guess you plebs are used to one long take in a static background set. so this shit would b exciting to you.

but no. the acting was absolute shit on those other two losers and the editing and Special Education effects were vomit inducing.



Maybe next time they can get Michael Bay and Industrial Light & Magic Inc to help them make an ASMR video. We wouldn't want any more faggots vomiting all over the place.



you don't need to go THAT far to get a decent video and sfx. but it couldnt hurt. the shit people are producing and calling them roleplays etc. god awful.

there's a lot more that can be done with greenscreens. but all these fucking plebs do is use it for backdrops.

and im a nigger faggot, dicknose



You should start an ASMR channel Anon, and do the sfx all fancy and junk. 10/10 would subscribe.



who said i wasn't a content creator already? ;)



What do we owe the pleasure of your visit to the Hate Dungeon this time, Seafoamkittydoggietits?


Why do any of you think you're talking to anyone other than fellow basement dwellers posing as other people?



Maybe you're new here, friendo. Seaboom Kitty has actually sent us messages in the page source code on her youtube bideos. We had a chill thread with Fushi one night too. The next day, she made an ASMR video explaining Tor. Jellybean posted screen caps of threads here on her twitter. All confirmed lurkers. Just a few of many, I'm sure.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Meet Fay and fall in love.



disgusting dogfucker



She actually does talk to a few of us, and she's not the only ASMRtit that lurks. Most of them lurk here to see what the cool kids really think of them.



It's true, this board is basically the Mean Girl's table.



why is this true?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm live right now if you wanna hang out. (´・ω・`)

We're playing Stick Of Truth.


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sorry not into dogs


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I love you Seafoam but I can't watch your channel anymore; the feels are just too strong.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does anon want to hang out? :3



i give her credit, i asked her a lot of retarded questions and she answered most of them



someone asked her to say WE WUZ KANGS and she started laughing. confirmed for redpilled



She also said she was proud of the way that Canada treated their muslims and immigrants.

confirmed for poz'd jewthink




re-evaluate ur life faggot



>answers autismo questions for 5.5hrs

bless her soul


File: ba0a669957bc299⋯.png (1.55 MB, 2248x855, 2248:855, Capture.PNG)

im literally going to cry we don't deserve you sweet canadian



what a cutie



No skim through the video. She chats for an hour and games for about 4hrs. Maybe she forgot the cam was on duh.



Are goldfish crackers the stable food of lonely american children?


File: c078e7214a816b6⋯.jpg (138 KB, 847x1199, 77:109, SeeBoam.jpg)


*Staple. I didn't mean to imply they pour them out into the orphanage trough.



I love her :3



if she was feeding them to me I'd eat goldfish crackers for the rest of my life


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She also wore a dog collar….so there's that.



Indulge in your sick fantasies elsewhere, sir.






She's a filthy degenerate



but a proud degenerate.



>perfection doesn't exis—



Be mad, jealous bitch.

I hate the fact that you faggots from reddit have lurked here long enough that you know how to speak like us. AZ made a mistake. Fuck you, Heather, for linking this place to the normies.



You and John should fuck off back to rebbit.



keep heather in the heather thread please



I like how Redditor is an insult for any person who disagrees with you~








This is the pinnacle of the internet.



>she will never draw you like one of her french men



>>she will never draw you like one of her french-canadian men




is that supposed to be a tranny version of her?


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I believe so.



Seaboom Kitty, you degenerate drawfag, I know you made this. Filthy lurker.

I want to be destroyed by your massive futa penis, daddy.



We're gonna have fun with you in your next chat Kittysweettits.



Naw, that one was DaDickGobbler on twatter, he does those fun doodles all the time.


File: 94746334927dbf7⋯.webm (7.08 MB, 480x360, 4:3, moon man 49 faggots and 1….webm)

Redditors GET OUT


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's too cute; it makes me want to neck myself but I can't because I'm a coward.



Yeah. Nora is pretty swell. She's nice to us even though some anons are mean to her. I wish I had a waifu like her, but she's already stated she can't ever be our waifu. Friendzoned. But I'm okay with having Nora as my friend.

>pulls out wallet



Stop it! Stop it! Put your wallet back son. I'm going to get you a hooker. You're gonna become a man.



She said she can't be waifu because she is impure mixed race. Do you really want filthy mutt babies? Stay in the friend zone.







The one tingle I got from that was at the start of the poking scene (before she started tapping the camera). ZTG is now OTG.

The rest was just fan-service.. Needed more funny… (The 'human' thing is overdone. Maybe if the character though you were a Cat..)


File: d0648c1591fb195⋯.jpg (63.62 KB, 896x43, 896:43, 654.jpg)


fukk this mongrel



ASMR viewers are generally human, so… there's that..



I got tingles from the ear blowing, and the humming is relaxing. We need moar ear blowing asmr!



Seeboom bants lulz.



Must be at post limit, thread is not bumping. Rip Seaboom thread <3



Well, the idea being that Dropout Dragon doesn't know the difference. [she gets you a saucer of milk] [she gets angry when you don't drink from it] [from her laughing at you being forced to try, it's obvious you're human] [talks about pet cats being taken to the Vet to be Fixed] [flea powder on human]

..that kind of thing.



That sounds fetishy, but also adorable.



>Maybe if the character though you were a Cat.

How about just straight-up having the viewer being a Cat/Cute Fully Animal? That runs the risk of Yiffing in Hell… but there's Furry Artists making $10,000+/month, at least if that happens.

>sounds fetishy

Like the Cat/Dog/Dragon videos weren't. >_>


2 days' worth of posts just deleted?



nm, shift-F5 wasn't working


thread is kill


She live. Let's talk shit.



What we need to know is…. Afterwards did she use a Dragon Dildo while still in character. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



Nah, she used a regular dildo to simulate doing it with the worthless human


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You've been lost, mein kamaraden?



(((Modern))) "art" does not compare to the old stuff.

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