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File: 9f491a41d9753b6⋯.mp4 (3.04 MB, 640x480, 4:3, hate-dungeon.mp4)

 No.27630

WHO DID THIS?!

 No.27634

You did, thanks.


 No.27660

File: 8fedb1ca51d0ec1⋯.jpg (16.63 KB, 226x236, 113:118, 509330eaafa96f691100003c.jpg)

She noticed us.


 No.27670

Who is this tranny?


 No.27671

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>27670

Seafoamkitten ASMR


 No.27681

can someone post this as webm? my craptop is old and cannot into mp4.


 No.27682

>>27681

nvm I downloaded it and it worked fine on vlc. I guess it's my browser. Seafoam is great, she's chill, sexy and not a bitch. Only Indigo is better


 No.27699

File: b33fb9e0253b1d6⋯.webm (765.43 KB, 640x480, 4:3, hate-dungeon.webm)

>>27681

Ask and ye shall receive.


 No.27701

>>27682

Indigo is a fucking whore. And ugly.


 No.27703

>>27701

She's not very pretty without tons of make-up, but in some roleplays she really doesn't look too bad.


 No.28643

She has the cutest voice in whole ASMR community.


 No.28708

>>28643

She has no idea of what ASMR is, though. She's just camgirling how other people do it.

Zero Tingles Girl just wants to be popular.


 No.28736

>>28708

She makes a good video once in a while.


 No.28756

>>28736

bitch is getting almost 600 dollars from patreon alone.

for making a GOOD video once in a while. not even a GREAT video.

the cancer that is killing ASMR


 No.28759

>>28756

I can't disagree with that.


 No.28765

>>28759

no one can.

its sad really


 No.28919

..You guys are the ones continuously asking about her labia on curious cat, aren't you?


 No.28921

>>28765

>the cancer that is killing ASMR

The cancer is the cucks who pay these whores.


 No.29589

Hey haters named annonymous it's so brave of you using your real name Mr. Annonymous. I have an idea jump on Twitter & continue this discussion @asmrpeople


 No.29591

>>29589

Fuck off back to Twitter! Bald Cuck!


 No.29592

>>28756

more than you ever get! faget!

>>28921 you are the cancer of your mother's basement!!


 No.29593

>>29589

Getting this salty over easily one of the softest threads on the board. Wew.


 No.29594

>>29591

Sounds like you have a lot of stress in your life. Suggest having a beer & just staying away from content you don't like


 No.29599

>>29589

Tons of these cucks are lurking the board now thanks to the jbn thing. They're looking for nudes of their fav ASMR whores too but still hating us.


 No.29600

File: 3c7786d982dcc0d⋯.jpg (28.18 KB, 338x359, 338:359, whiteknight.JPG)

>>29594

OP wasn't even being mean to your waifu. Do you also get on twitter and sperg "fight me!" anytime some scandal rag drags your favorite celebrity? I bet you do. Your existence is even sadder than ours. I bet you die a lil inside each time you have to prep the bull for your wife. You should probably just end it all to be quite honest family.


 No.29629

>>29589

what the hell is this? /asmr/ is a board of peace.


 No.29732

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I normally don't make this kind of post but… God, I really want to fuck her…bad. I want her to put on one of her cute animal get-ups and a pink wig. I want to put a collar on her and slap her chubby Canadian ass and just pork her over and over over. That is all.


 No.29749

>>29732

canadian, eh?

maybe i should ask her out sometime, canadians are so apologetic that she COULDN'T turn me down


 No.29782

>>29732

Stop and take a look at yourself: you're an adult woman.


 No.29784

File: a7d54d49a94a1a5⋯.jpg (84.47 KB, 488x516, 122:129, die.jpg)


 No.30288

File: 9a8e014107094dd⋯.jpg (74.66 KB, 834x193, 834:193, Untitled.jpg)

Look what she did when she found out that I reuploaded one of her videos.


 No.30297

>>30288

Does she have autism?


 No.30300

>>30288

Aw you liked my comment fankyoo anon <3


 No.30318

>>30300

Thank you Kitty!


 No.30330

>>29629

top kek


 No.30338

>>29589

Hey FarmingClasher3@gmail.com,

ur a gay.


 No.30370

>>30288

Heil Hitler.

What the fuck is going on in that post?


 No.30371

>>30370

what the fuck do you have against cummies you monster


 No.30422

>>30371

What are "cummies???" I am trying to make sense of this nonsensical post from Seafoam. Is it a joke, or some kind of millennial meme?


 No.30423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.30430

File: b122e25dce8173f⋯.jpg (49.42 KB, 410x380, 41:38, 1478062988440.jpg)

>>30423

HAHAHA!

MFW Seafoam starts shitposting and trolling the Dungeon Dwellers.


 No.30449

>>30430

it smells good here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


 No.30934

>>30423

That made me really uncomfortable.


 No.30936

>>30934

concentrate on her sweet voice


 No.30939

File: 02b026a3bf90507⋯.png (844.48 KB, 1208x692, 302:173, hate dungeon.png)

Did they really mean us? What a hurtful thing to say.


 No.30941

>>30939

Next time choose chinese font you dickhead!


 No.30951


 No.32572

File: 56be96438f9f20e⋯.jpg (19.01 KB, 536x148, 134:37, Capture.JPG)

>>30300

Confirmed Seafoam lurking.

Hi, Nora. Keep up the good work. ;)


 No.32573


 No.32575

>>32572

Hi anon. I am always here friendo

<3


 No.32576

File: 1d781d403bd9fd0⋯.png (34.52 KB, 1013x1002, 1013:1002, c8917a28de0c1aeac811937cb4….png)


 No.32952

>>32575

timestamp or stop larping.


 No.32967

>>32572

Seafoam Kitten is ethnic Kekistani. She was shouting out Shadilay on her live stream and praising Hate Dungeon. She's one of us.

cute, honest and not a camwhore


 No.32974

i bet this nasty whore fucks her dog


 No.32979

>>32974

Girl detected.


 No.32984

>>32974

What hit you hardest, fact that you are ugly, whore or liar?


 No.32986

>>32974

>>32979

>>32984

Jealous reddit girl who is mad that we don't hate Seafoam.


 No.32987

File: 80be712c4236e00⋯.jpeg (45.37 KB, 240x260, 12:13, 7e1acba17520ee46c7519d74e….jpeg)


 No.32990

>>32986

You dumb? I'm specifically calling the obvious jealous girl out.

You know what? This board is 8chan's version of /cgl/, full of gossip and catfights.


 No.32992

>>32986

We actually hate only Jellybeannose because she's a con artist. We even didn't nuke Lucy's channel and discussion about asmrTITS always stays here on this board.

If some of those girls have nudes or porn that's not our fault. Sharing is caring.


 No.32993

>>32990

if you don't like it there's the door faggot!


 No.32994

>>32990

>>32993

You are on the same side, stop using drugs.


 No.32996

>>32992

Lucy nuked herself. Good riddance.


 No.32997

>>32992

>We

Fuck off. I'm not some degenerate autist like you, don't speak for me.


 No.32998

>>32993

Why are you a chimping out like a basic nigger tbh?


 No.33000

>>32998

Only a dirty nigger would use the word basic to describe a person. You monkeys are easy to spot lol


 No.33003

>>33000

Only a filthy monkey would deflect attention from being called out this hard, actually.


 No.33024

>>32974

Shut up, Heather.


 No.33072

>>32952

not timestamping for you but dm me on twitter and can confirm. I live here (´・ω・`)

>>32967

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.


 No.33074

File: 0146675ac936082⋯.jpg (80.04 KB, 496x749, 496:749, 1468827452183.jpg)


 No.33248

File: d768a2f70371810⋯.png (125.38 KB, 380x253, 380:253, d768a2f70371810ef3f9ed936b….png)

you wouldnt even need to get dolled up for our date.

no need for getting dressed up (pajama party!)

no need for makeup or even a bra.

i wont even ask you to tuck your penis away.

i just wanna get some tendies and chat.

maybe hold hands a little bit


 No.33253

>>33248

Heck yes, bring your best animal onesie.

The dick may or may not be tucked, depending on how the night goes :3


 No.33254

File: 9657ffcbce4f5f5⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 343x239, 343:239, 965.gif)

>>33253

i only have one onsie and its a mogwai onesie. hope thats alright.

but i must say that i expect you to keep that penis contained at least for the first date, im an old fashioned kinda guy


 No.33261

>>33254

That is moderately acceptable.

I'll keep the donger tucked, and you keep your hands on your own tendies because I don't hold hands OR share tendies on the first date.


 No.33266

File: bc9088e88b285eb⋯.jpg (7.76 KB, 261x127, 261:127, 10155705_634528536634558_8….jpg)

>>33261

fair enough. can i at least stare into your soulful eyes while we dunk our tendies? whats your favourite dipping sauce? dont say mulan spicy sauce, its impossible to find


 No.33309

>>33266

I'm a 35 year old virgin larping. Sorry I got your hopes up anon.


 No.33313

Look at her Tweeter.


 No.33316

>>33266

I want to smell your feet and eat your toejam. That's when you really know a woman.


 No.33324

File: 6044d1280b9b3d7⋯.jpg (8.35 KB, 346x161, 346:161, 1274081774615.jpg)

>>33309

story of my life

>>33313

:D i'd totally meet up with her in canadialand for some tendies. i dont use twitter so i cant reply. i wonder what her favourite tendies are…


 No.33328

Best waifu tbqh


 No.33330

File: 5d9c491ad97978c⋯.jpg (12.1 KB, 236x343, 236:343, 1461190316772-1.jpg)

>>33328

i just want to go on a date with her :(


 No.33390

She's one of the few who still gives me tingles.

Definitely waifu.


 No.33392

File: ad3446efb00d6ba⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 300x300, 1:1, canihazalick.gif)

>>33390

waifu is taking it a bit far.

but i still want to fall asleep on her while she nibbles nori in my ears.


 No.33540

File: 29ae58985521f70⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.92 MB, 240x135, 16:9, 1464562626865.gif)

oh my sweet foamy seabream dragon kitty…

you have disowned me.

now starts my downward spiral.

we'll always have canadialand vegan tendies

sniffles


 No.33600

File: 2432fb4d3fbeb6e⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 496.33 KB, 500x278, 250:139, yourloss.gif)


 No.33996

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ASMR - CARING FRIEND ~ For the Angry, Misunderstood & Forgotten


 No.33998

>>33390

you don't marry someone that sucks dog cocks in a daily basis


 No.34000

>>33996

She did this for us. 0% of wizards an hero to this. Seafoam is a good girl. I want her to be my friend.


 No.34001

File: 7200ff97bb19406⋯.jpg (83.34 KB, 683x500, 683:500, greatdigits.jpg)

>>34000

Can't argue with those digits. Seafoam is good.


 No.34033

File: 4e861145571df7b⋯.gif (190.45 KB, 400x314, 200:157, Osamakawaii.gif)

>>34000

i an hero'd to this. it went well.


 No.34072


 No.34078

File: 18bbe06625a035b⋯.jpg (128.34 KB, 1250x1243, 1250:1243, cute cry.jpg)

>>33996

wtf I love seafoam now!


 No.34095

File: 87b65053a353865⋯.jpg (48.5 KB, 640x436, 160:109, existential nightmare.jpg)

>>33996

>>34000

I like her. I like her a lot. I like IndigoStars too… except… sometimes it's legit hard for me to watch these kind of their stuff. It just… the feels… these are the kind of girls I want.. Not perfect, pretty, sweet, kinda weird and cool.. the kind of girls who want nothing to do with me… Once in a while an obese 2/10 with a bad smell starts hitting me up… I just want a decent cute white girl with a fun personality.

Should I just kms at this point?


 No.34097

File: cddf011817565cb⋯.jpg (29.87 KB, 670x503, 670:503, cddf011817565cb0d8bc4d94e3….jpg)

>>34095

Yes, you should.


 No.34101

>>34095

>being this much of a beta faggot

Yes, you really should.


 No.34102

>>34095

probably


 No.34153

>>33996

Pretty good. It actually improved my day.

>>34095

Absolutely, yes.


 No.34179

>>34095

Are you a disgusting fat hog yourself? If not then no excuse. Get your cutie.


 No.34187

File: b08d70099b5b741⋯.png (980.17 KB, 1703x658, 1703:658, help.png)


 No.34196

File: 180b197bb50eb3a⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1893x748, 1893:748, an hero.PNG)

>>34187

Confirmed legit. No goofs, no gaffs.


 No.34197

>>33996

it's real

new waifu


 No.34201

>>34187

>>34196

Seafoam confirmed! Best waifu now!


 No.34205

>>34187

You know, in a way, pandering to a place like this is even more pathetic than what asmrtits usually do.


 No.34208

Want to marry


 No.34209

>>34208

And what about her Chad? She mentioned him on her stream.


 No.34210

>>34209

Waifu status revoked.


 No.34212

>>34201

Sorry to disappoint you guys but she wasn't referring to /asmr/, she was referring to the /zoo chan


 No.34213

>>34212

Explain


 No.34214

>>34213

She lurks in the bestiality chan


 No.34221

>>32974

>>33998

>>34214

Samefag gtfo back to /zoo/ and stop trying to drag Seafoam into your gross kink.


 No.34230

>>34196

How can I get to tags via "inspect element" instead of "view page source"?


 No.34233

>>34212

She specifically mentioned the Hate Dungeon™.


 No.34237

>>34230

You can ctrl-F "tag" to find the tags that way.

Why not just view page source and scroll down?


 No.34240

File: 061bea3131625b0⋯.jpg (44.31 KB, 1746x126, 97:7, Capture.JPG)

>>34233

>>34237

HAHA! She's definitely talking to us. She updated the tag in the page source. Top Seafoam bants. See pic related.


 No.34242

File: 45b2c35bb5dc9db⋯.png (154.64 KB, 800x800, 1:1, kekekekek.png)


 No.34244

>>34240

Shit, I go for mixed. I just appreciate a chill woman when I see one.


 No.34246

File: ab6c705ba240610⋯.jpg (63.89 KB, 855x438, 285:146, seafoamkitten 2.JPG)


 No.34247

>>34244

>becomes a nu-male faggot at the slightest hint of attention

*tips*


 No.34248

>>34247

No, I'm just don't bother roleplaying a neonazi like most of /pol/.


 No.34249

File: 7874d153d0ddeab⋯.jpg (87.37 KB, 1100x173, 1100:173, Untitled.jpg)

>>34240

I think your PC is broken.


 No.34254

>>34248

Not wanting anything to do with a girl who's been spitroasted by tyrone and jamal is being a neo nazi?


 No.34257

>>34249

Wrong video. It shows up just fine.

>>34254

Well it says mixed race, not a race mixer or anything of the sort, so I presume she just meant she's not fully white. Either way, most people don't care about that, not just whiteknight faggots.


 No.34258

>>34254

That jus wisdom right there


 No.34259

>>34257

She has some chupacabra blood.


 No.34261

>>34257

Someone asked her once during a stream what race she was and she said she was part Native Canadian… like grandparents were indians and shit. That would explain her look.


 No.34270

does anyone have her banana vid


 No.34272

>>34261

As long as she's not nigger or inbred arab I'm ok with that.


 No.34282

>>34272

She fucks dogs


 No.34283

>>34282

Stop projecting


 No.34287

>>34283

>roleplays as a dog

>owns several animals

>wears animal prosthesis

>has a large collection of animal dildos

>is an overall degenerate

You must be really stupid not to think this girl has issues.


 No.34288

>>34287

>two pets

>likes animals and cute things

>likes being cute things

>one dragon dildo

you got the rest right.


 No.34290

>>34288

hi seafoam


 No.34291

File: 97263cbba6d85e6⋯.jpg (74.61 KB, 847x434, 121:62, eww.jpg)


 No.34292

>>34290

h-hi.. (´・ω・`)


 No.34294

>>34291

grills masturbate??? fuck my life is a lie


 No.34295

>>34294

only the ugly ones


 No.34296

>>34291

looks like a fucking lysol bottle. why are all asmrtits loose whores?


 No.34297

File: dbbaaf4b093f8fe⋯.jpg (56.2 KB, 530x409, 530:409, 063_givotnie_33.jpg)


 No.34298

File: 30de95ade046423⋯.jpg (39.54 KB, 847x434, 121:62, ornot.jpg)


 No.34299

>>34291

Think she goes all the way to the knot?


 No.34300

>>29589

Heil Hitler, faggot!


 No.34301

>>34291

Which video is this?


 No.34303

File: 7b658079eff7a4c⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, hitler motivation fight.png)

>>33996

Immediately stopped at the self congratulatory and masturbatory "you are perfect the way you are right now" "you don't need to change" bullshit. I got angry instead, as any fascist should upon hearing such lies. There is no such thing as a perfect state, there is only the quest to reach ever greater heights, there is only the challenge of becoming greater than you are right now and then doing it again.


 No.34305

File: e01174e13a4663b⋯.jpg (12.79 KB, 255x253, 255:253, aryan-beaner-masterrace.jpg)

>>34291

>>34209

>not pure at all

"no"


 No.34306

>>34248

Neonazis are just the useless skinheads that have no actual knowledge or understanding. They will eventually be good foot soldiers, but that's all they'll ever be.


 No.34307

File: d4c8ad9b9f087c9⋯.jpg (339.79 KB, 1280x1270, 128:127, swastika und saber.jpg)

>>34303

Well said; the idea that 'everyone is equal' or that 'everyone is perfect' is liberal nonsense. Egalitarian sentiments are utter trash; only those who struggle, who fight, who become better each day- only they deserve to call themselves men.

Heil Hitler! Sieg Heil!


 No.34315

>>32967

>Kekistani

You need to go back.


 No.34319

>>34307

>liberal nonsense

For the benefit of those who don't know, when we say this we mean that in all senses of the word liberal. We trace the rot of society all the way back to the French Revolution. Fuck Robespierre.


 No.34342

File: d8bf9001db91c96⋯.jpg (76.9 KB, 500x504, 125:126, Der Bannertrager.jpg)

>>34319

Indeed, well said. The Reign of Terror formed the first root of decline in the west. Since that time the Jews and their agents, Marxists, Freemasons and all purveyors of 'social justice' have worked to undermine our civilization. Like a cancer they spread, ruining everything that was once good and noble. And like the cancer they are, they must be extricated entirely- by any means necessary.


 No.34368

wow this thread went to shit RIP


 No.34378

Can we leave the roleplaying to the ASMR autists?


 No.34401

>>34342

TopKek anon. This is why feminism empowers these ASMR bitches, makes them feel entitled to their eceleb revenue, and anyone who disagrees is a "toxick minority."


 No.34405

>>34342

faggot nazi dick sucker https://twitter.com/johnrychlicki wants hitler to pop his cock out of the grave so he can suck it for some good german beer. total faggot


 No.34407

>>34303

https://twitter.com/johnrychlicki total nazi stalker and dick sucker likes to hate on women because all women are better than him at sucking dick and steal all the cocks he would like to suck for himself


 No.34408

>>34307

spoken like a true faggot, had to pull cock out of his mouth long enough to tell everyone how big a man he was and took cum load on his face


 No.34410

File: aee2b28d416b2f5⋯.jpg (19.9 KB, 261x193, 261:193, IMG_2705.JPG)

>>34307

HEIL!


 No.34411

File: d7e15b38ee11135⋯.jpg (33.17 KB, 600x500, 6:5, d7e15b38ee111357dbf0fa892c….jpg)

>>34405

>>34407

Why do you use nazi like it's an insult? Do you know where you are?


 No.34412

>>34411

Poor little libtard's lost in the Chan. That ASMR pussy he's never going to get has him all fucked in the head.


 No.34416

File: e24c3b169631368⋯.jpg (101.7 KB, 426x960, 71:160, IMG_0158.JPG)


 No.34417

Is this ASMR: Edge - For the LARPers, Homoerotic, and Nazi Wannabes or still /asmr/?


 No.34418

File: 30977f8fc7597b8⋯.png (357.32 KB, 448x318, 224:159, w.png)

>>34416

Jellybun's white knight

>>34417

bye


 No.34422

File: 29a4a23e6804f32⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 309.6 KB, 640x360, 16:9, watuFF.webm)


 No.34441

File: 9dd195ded9e05a1⋯.webm (8.77 MB, 320x240, 4:3, jbn_in_nazi_land.webm)

>>34405

>>34407

>>34411

>>34422

They called us nazis.

AWESOME!


 No.34443

File: 6a4dc19e0458256⋯.png (62.88 KB, 500x372, 125:93, benis.png)


 No.34711

File: db8ba6651b9808f⋯.jpg (57.66 KB, 585x609, 195:203, btfo.JPG)

Talking about you losers.


 No.34713

>>34711

well of course no human would fuck her since she's only into zoo


 No.34714

>>34713

HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE


 No.34715

>>34714

he's right tbh


 No.34716

>>34711

I hope no one takes genuine offense to this I was jus goofin on ya high standard motherfuckers. (´・ω・`)


 No.34718

File: 2e265e031f1315c⋯.webm (868.66 KB, 320x180, 16:9, love.webm)

>>34716

Good morning! It's ok, Seafoam. I still love you.


 No.34719

File: 52898473af5f77a⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 640x360, 16:9, frickin-fricks.webm)

>>34716

Here's one for ya. You'll love this.


 No.34721

>>34719

>>34718

<3 xoxoxo (´・ω・`)


 No.34745

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

she's live


 No.34747

>>34745

Fucking vegan pizza?

D I S G U S T I N G

I

S

G

U

S

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I

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 No.34748

>>34745

Got her to give us a shout out fam. I guess she recognized me.


 No.34760

File: fd03f671271fc49⋯.webm (597.3 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Untitled.webm)

Vegan and Chadburner can't be waifu!


 No.34761

>>34760

That's right, she's got a chad fam. "I can't be your waifu" - direct quote. And yet some of these cucks still tipped her. I don't understand and don't want to. Another chadburner shilling for cuckdollars. ASMR bitches.


 No.34764

File: 7cd1ae00f585148⋯.jpg (387.19 KB, 2248x1232, 281:154, 2ec640a7c92d898cbf985708a2….jpg)

if shes into chads then i might have a chance.

i LOOK like a normie. but im really an aspie fucktard.

but idk if i can deal with the zoophilia or the food eating videos.

maybe one day foamy seabream dragon kitty. maybe one day.


 No.34779

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>34761

>>34764

Let's be honest with each other here, fam. You can't get mad if your waifu is a Stacy who ends up with a Chad. That's just how it works. If you want a waifu that's into wizards, then maybe Brae Naomhan is more to your liking. (vid related) I'm sure she'd date any of us if we asked her. (probably still pure too… ewww) If you want a Stacy waifu, you have to become a Chad. Period. Also, I don't think any of us here are cucked into throwing money at these girls' patreons. (at least I hope not)


 No.34782

>>34779

>I don't think any of us here are cucked into throwing money at these girls' patreons.

Some faggot gave Taylor 300 cuckbuckeroos. RIP Patreon Primate memes.


 No.34784

File: 884b1c4c494ed88⋯.jpg (6.05 KB, 194x199, 194:199, uwotm8.jpg)

>>34782

HAHA! WTF?! What for?! She's rich! WHY?!


 No.34785

>>34779

She doesn't appear to be a Stacy at all. Pink hair? The point is that none of these ASMRtits are waifus. They're just here for cuck bucks.


 No.34788

>>34785

Ah, it's the double spacing between sentences anon again. I'm starting to believe that you just hate all of them and want to watch the world burn.


 No.34789

>>34779

>thought it was Pupina from the thumbnail

Woe is me.


 No.34793

>>34785

Brae Naomhan wasn't in it for bux. Nobody has claimed her for waifu yet. Irish origin surname. Good euro genes there. You should hookup with her and save the white race.


 No.34796

>>34793

>Irish origin surname

>Good euro genes

pick one


 No.34798

>>34796

You got me there. Well played.


 No.34801

File: 42c7cc6d0d9ffa3⋯.jpg (45.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, IMG_2712.JPG)

>>34788

There are some decent ASMR people out there that don't shill and whore themselves on cam. The majority of these bitches are just here to collect betabux. And if the world burns these chicks are going to find their feminist entitlement ripped out from under them real fast.


 No.34806

>>34801

Just out of curiosity, name me one. I wanna know your standards.


 No.34812

>>34806

UnintentionalASMR - woodworking etc.

CocoASMR - German, soft spoken.

BrittanyASMR - length of time in the community without any drama, doesn't scam for betabux & got into ASMR for her own anxiety.


 No.34816

>>34812

brittany is shit tier asmr

and that rodent face doesnt help at all.

and there has been drama with her.

just like how jellobum lost all her friends for being a spoiled bitch.

most of brittanys "friends" left her. shes another spoiled brat and she does scam for betabux.


 No.34818

>>34816

Had no clue about her drama. Give the dirt! She put production into her vids, unlike 95% of these bitches. Well she's done anyway it seems.

Bonus round - Svetlana & Chocolat.


 No.34819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>34812

>>34818

Fucking double spacer likes Brittany. Well, I hate to break it to ya, lad.

https://www.patreon.com/brittanyasmr


 No.34820

>>34818

go to her page and look at her recommended/friends toolbar on the side.

do you see ANY of the OG asmrtists on there?

back in the day she had all the OG content creators in there. she doesnt even have a certain someone who did production work for her.

shes a lazy spoiled brat whore like all the rest.

and shes not even remotely attractive or interesting.


 No.34822

>>34820

Sounds like a falling out, come to think of it I remember hearing she started some shit with OGs. I liked quite a few she did. Most of these bitches are all spoiled brats and suffer from some psychosis.


 No.34823

People who learned to type during a certain era tend to put two spaces after periods. Double spacers tend to be older, like myself. I learned to type near the end of the "two spaces after periods" era and had to train myself out of it because it is an out moded way to type. It's classy as fuck and makes for easier to read text, though.


 No.34824

>>34819

All these bitches have it. It's a given. Which ones don't?


 No.34825

>>34823

Fuck off lad.


 No.34827

File: ba3b24438c3ab58⋯.jpg (111.92 KB, 930x584, 465:292, Capture.JPG)

>>34812

She's cute. I'd put my penis inside her.


 No.34829

>>34827

Disgusting.


 No.34830

>>34819

Yeah but she never mentioned Patreon and her tiers are $1 and $5. Other camwhores have $100-$1000 tiers and constantly whining about muh Patreon. Brittany is maybe not most beautiful one but she is not a scammer or a camwhore and her content is decent.


 No.34836


 No.34838

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>34824

Funny you should ask and even funnier is which one doesn't. Little Angel ASMR. No social media. No pics. No patreon. No paypal. Nothing. Married her high school sweetheart. Buys all her own stuff, which is why she has shitty gear. Doesn't show face or tits. There is one rare livestream she did before that showed her face. The only vid that ever showed her tits, AND THEY ARE AMAZING, was deleted days later. Less than 20k subs, but has still consistently made content for over a year.

mfw Little Angel is actually the purest artist lulz


 No.34841

>>34830

Agree, she may be a brat like any generic ASMRtits but she's not top tier scammer level whore like Taylor, who's videos are shit, is wealthy, and still shills for betabux.

Check Brittany's twitter….she's going through some shit, is strapped for cash, and hasn't once asked for betabux. No mentions of GoFundMe and she said she'd rather her Patreons not donate. Good for her.


 No.34850

File: 32ee709470c8e02⋯.jpg (69.35 KB, 574x496, 287:248, Capture.JPG)

>>34841

Well, that sucks that she's going through shit. Maybe if she made more videos. She hasn't made one in over 2 months. Her family's alpaca farm must not be doing so well.

>hasn't once asked for betabux

She just puts it on the top line in descriptions.

When did these bad times start for her? See pic. See article. She stopped making videos when the ad revenue bottomed out. It's just not worth it for her to keep making videos, but she'll concern troll you that it's because she's sad and doesn't feel good instead.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/25/google-youtube-advertising-extremist-content-att-verizon


 No.34851

>>34824

Pastel


 No.34855

File: 549a1dcbabaf7df⋯.jpg (30.08 KB, 755x399, 755:399, 1474819916014.jpg)

>>34851

Pastel Cutie checks out. Quality waifu who's not scamming or raking in bux.


 No.34856

>tfw no wrist thick dick to please seafoam with in ur dreams

:(


 No.34857

>>34841

its just perpetual victim disorder.

the more people feel sorry for her, the more support she will get.

you know her little icon in the corner of her videos? ardra asmr made that for her and did her malificent sfx. is ardra asmr in her favourites? no.

did brittany all of a sudden get lyme diagnosis after having ardra asmr did work with her? yes.

and ardra asmr has been diagnosed for a while.

brittany is just another scammer. scamming her viewers and the government for anxietitty bux.

i guess theres not many OG asmr viewers here. or remember anything from a couple years ago.


 No.34859

>>34841

>>34850

I'm gonna quit picking on the girl. We actually discussed the youtube adpocalypse in one of the old nuked threads. It didn't just affect controversial youtubers, it affected everyone. We expected the girls to start shilling harder to compensate and maybe for some of them to go full whore. We're all buckled in for a ride here and it'll be interesting to see how it affects the ASMR community. It might be the cleansing it needed. Only the best scammers will survive. Many will quit. Some will turn erotic. Those who stick around without resorting to the above are in it for the love.


 No.34862

File: 766aef6e129a51e⋯.jpg (74.96 KB, 750x866, 375:433, Lucy Video revenue.jpg)

>>34850

I think she suffers from same problem as Rose. Slow sub growth, low view numbers and Youtube ad revenue decline.

>>34859

Lucy should get for this video minimum $60 but she got only $20 which mean that CPM is only $0.3 and used to be $1+.


 No.34868

>>34779

>Stacy waifu, you have to become a Chad.

My only qualm with this is that the names imply fucking outside of marriage. Lots of it.

Other than that, that was the entire point of my whole 'always improve' thing above.


 No.34876

>>34857

Years ago so she's learned her lesson. Find me an ASMRtit who asks people not to Patreon her because she's had no new content for months. All these girls are fucked up in the head. Some are BrittanyASMR level fucked up, some are full of shit fucked up like Taylor, but most are a few degrees from Cloveress fucked up.


 No.34885

>>34876

they arent fucked up women evolved to drain resources from men its normal lmao


 No.34912

File: eaa462f6b7a4250⋯.png (473.53 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, eaa462f6b7a4250e6ddb978a69….png)

>>34838

She's Australian and I also can confirm her slammin tits.


 No.34913

>>34912

SLAMMIN


 No.34914

File: 296591d778b06ae⋯.png (386.18 KB, 1183x667, 1183:667, 296591d778b06ae2150e33dc70….png)

>>34913

Just for you, my dude.


 No.34915

File: b661775f85f6034⋯.png (286.95 KB, 978x553, 978:553, b661775f85f60340a2de933644….png)

>>34913

And one for the road.


 No.34923

>>34788

Are u anon I triggered on Gibi thread the other night? If so, that isn't me. Many people double space anon, it's not always the same fag. Some of us were actually taught to type, not just chicken peck.


 No.34924

>>34923

Maybe you should go back.


 No.34926

>>34924

Go back where? Just tell me daddy.


 No.34927

>>34779

Dawww, she's such a dork. Thats adorable…. I mean, eww gross… t-totally wouldn't cuddle…


 No.34937

>>34927

She's got a chad anon…it's ok we're here for you.


 No.34942

How many times did she fart during the Livestream?


 No.34943

>>34942

AFAIK twice.


 No.34966

>>34942

A couple of times, yes.


 No.34968

>>34760

Do you have the part where she gave us a shout out?


 No.34975

>>34923

>many people double space

THIS!

I started back on /r/funny about 2 years ago

and moved here a few days back!

This place is great!


 No.34987

>>34975

Double spacing - some of us are edumacated. I also love how all these ASMR bitches, and most millennials, speak in txt. Like OMG WTF I STG learn to speak English not chat.


 No.34991


 No.35000

File: 412844e487beca8⋯.jpg (47.71 KB, 715x536, 715:536, 1443129977044.jpg)

oh sweet foamy kitty titties. how i miss thee.

i count the days


 No.35002

>>34968

I got her to, and clearly she knew about us and she recognized me. Damnit. -AZ


 No.35013

>>34760

She might be a fall back/last option for Chad when he wants to get his dick wet but she does not run through them on her own volition. She's not a stacie and she's only cute which makes her a 5 or 6 out of ten


 No.35014

>>35002

What's with the signing of posts now? What year is this?


 No.35017

>>34838

you must have missed the vid of her showing her face and talking bout her chads on younow


 No.35032

File: 9cfb6c9c471a087⋯.png (2.36 MB, 982x1280, 491:640, existential nightmare 7.png)

>>35013

>tfw all you want is a 6/10 cutie

>tfw all you can get is the odd 2/10 ogress

>tfw all you hope for is another man's fall back/last option

Why haven't I just jumped off a bridge?


 No.35033

>>35032

I'll share with you my waifu Ppomo. She's pure littie nerd with curvy body, perfect hands and cute mouth.


 No.35034

>>35033

yes she has very feminine penis


 No.35060

>>35002

Stop signing your posts you pathetic attention whore. Nobody gives a shit who you are, even if you took some whores videos down.


 No.35070

>>35032

You will find that 6/10 cutie anon.

Don't give up. I believe in you <3


 No.35072

>>35060

>>butthurt because my waifu seafoamkittyslut didn't chat w/me


 No.35076

>>35072

>waifu

>implying 3dpd can be waifu

>w/me

Go back to wherever you came from.


 No.35135

>>35072

thats foamy seabream dragon kitty to you, sir!


 No.35137

>>35135

aka dog fucker


 No.35166

>>35137

i can tolerate that. im half dog and half chad.

do you think i have a chance?


 No.35172

>>35166

Sure, anything dog is good enough.


 No.35180

>>35172

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

alright then, where in candidia does she live?

slickin' back my combover and plastin' my zits in anticipaction


 No.35366

>>35060

Shut up, Heather


 No.35376

>>35366

You're Heather


 No.35385

>>35376

No, that's me.


 No.35395

>>35366

>>35376

>>35385

No, I'M Heather.


 No.35413

File: d5710f8a49dfe9e⋯.jpg (42.84 KB, 320x320, 1:1, IMG_2725.JPG)


 No.35474

>>35395

>>35395

Literally who?


 No.35782

Seafoam, you should post a timestamp and set up a trip. Then we can probably venerate and worship you. Indigo should also do the same- you two are the best!


 No.35785

Jewbilee. All same. Jew rips et rips wit jew minds. Waifu et theory. No proof of concept. Why et urbody so determined to be cuck dey differentiate duh level of jewry in deez lying scammut liar asmrtits. ALL scammut liartits. Not one waifueous, no not ONE. Jewbilee.


 No.35827

>>35782

I'm not THAT much of an attention whore anon, jeez


 No.35828

>>35827

You're hotness.


 No.35837

I wonder if she has cute feet

Want to suck on her toes so badly


 No.35840

>>35837

only dogs get to suck her toes


 No.35864

>>35827

Didi you ever have sex with dogs? Yes or no?


 No.35871

>>35864

No, sorry to disappoint you dogfucker anon. Stop posting or you're grounded. :3


 No.35875

>>35871

Why showing dildos on your ASMR channel?


 No.35877

File: 969219a843e2daf⋯.png (91.55 KB, 579x425, 579:425, derfensive.png)

>>35864

She seems unnaturally defensive about this question. I think you're onto something.


 No.35882

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>35877

In her unlisted video about vegan jerky she's talking about dogs again. There must be something with dog fetish.


 No.35884

>>35882

#dogspiracy


 No.35886

>>35877

im 100% positive this girl has sex with dogs


 No.35887

File: 8441be021f436dd⋯.jpg (73.69 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 121212.jpg)

>>35882

she have probably let a dog lick her cunt before while masturbating

also

>dragon dildo

disgusting bitch


 No.35889

>>35887

>dragon dildo

Closest to dog's dick.


 No.35908

>>35889

Dummy. Bad Dragon (the company) sells literal dog/wolf dildos. Silicone dragon dick is top tier. Embrace the dragon donger. Let it flow through you.


 No.35910

>>35908

Crouching coochie hidden dragon.


 No.35912

>>35908

How could I know that?


 No.35923

>>35912

By not being newfag scum.


 No.35925

CONFIRMED DOGFUCKER

She Fuck a dog, she heat her house wit coal.


 No.35991

>>35827

>>35827

>>35827

Anon didn't even ask for tits- come on, one little time stamp, that's all we need. And a trip, yes.


 No.37700

File: 3ef48b51701d233⋯.gif (11.36 MB, 600x338, 300:169, hugs.gif)


 No.37703

I'd let her sit on my face, eat her ass & pussy all night, but make the dog watch. #Dogcucker


 No.38183

anyone know where she lives? i heard shes from the land of maple syrup and hockey. but where specifically. canada is a big place.

i want to show up at her house with some quinoa salad and a veggie platter.


 No.38190

File: c6c9994ba2ea6ef⋯.jpg (153.01 KB, 1090x1087, 1090:1087, 1475160765124.jpg)


 No.38349

>>38183

She looks like she hasn't eaten a full meal in days..


 No.38365

>>38349

that's what avoiding meat does. but i got something warm to fill her belly. my veggie stir fry


 No.38443

>>38365

She looked so unhealthy in her last live video. Libtard vegans.


 No.38448

>>38443

What do you expect? She lives off pickles and pizza, she's probably already dead.


 No.38520

>>38448

hey. there's nothing wrong with pickles and pizza. but she should eat some meat. is good for you.

just as long as i get to hold her hand before she becomes so thin and weak that shes in the hospital.


 No.38535

File: 35261730993bb50⋯.png (43.8 KB, 197x185, 197:185, Gurl.png)

>>38520

I have some meat to nourish her with.


 No.38557

File: fa11744ed131088⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 36.15 KB, 550x427, 550:427, Retractedmicrowang.jpg)

>>38535

highly unlikely


 No.38620

File: 6c82fbda4ab5319⋯.jpg (497.51 KB, 1600x1116, 400:279, Digestive systems.jpg)

>>38443

>>38448

>>38520

>Meatheads

>Muh flesh foods

>Muh protein

>Muh healthful

It's funny, you never see obese diabetic vegetarian/vegans with heart disease…

I WONDER WHY


 No.38621

>>38620

lol nice propaganda there shlomo.

also who the fuck cares what other people eat? do your own thing and stop trying to brainwash people into thinking veggie/vegan is the way we were meant to be. its not.

now go back to shoving diakons up your ass. for health reasons.


 No.38631

>>38443

it's all the dog fucking she does, it's taking it's toll on her.


 No.38636

>>38631

why would she fuck a dog if she has a bad dragon dildo? unless the dog an hero'd from the shame.


 No.38637

>>38636

she has a dildo because dog can't withstand whole night


 No.38639

>>38637

makes sense. but i really do hope the dog doesnt have PTSD now.


 No.38640

>>38639

no, just STD


 No.38789

>>38621

>who the fuck cares what other people eat?

He was replying to the multiple people/samefag calling her sick looking because of her diet. So they care, obviously.


 No.38797

>>32575

Show butthole with timestamp <3


 No.38798

>>.38621

>also who the fuck cares what other people eat?

bet you think the east is disgusting for eating dogs, faggot. get shot.


 No.38828

>>38798

Nah, just the way they go about killing them.


 No.38884

File: 9807106760ff68b⋯.gif (491.27 KB, 500x281, 500:281, giphy.gif)

oh foamy titty kitty. y u no like me?


 No.39457

File: 9c35ce10b9bd48c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 61.21 KB, 575x381, 575:381, me.jpg)

seabream

come visit me and draw me like one of your french-canadian girls


 No.39671

>>27682

Indigo is a very easily angered bitch, if you were on her discord for any length of time you'd know that.


 No.39690

File: 73a1bad00655d2f⋯.png (425.49 KB, 1280x546, 640:273, issues.png)


 No.39692

File: 1d2589ce447bc3a⋯.jpg (50.92 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1466610957812.jpg)

oh my sweet seabream…

how i long for your touch,

i'd even dip my dick in pickle juice for you.


 No.39698

File: 9bb9fc42ec33bb9⋯.jpg (209.1 KB, 1277x719, 1277:719, Untitled.jpg)


 No.39701

File: 52c19c4da7940bb⋯.jpg (28.78 KB, 397x314, 397:314, Untitled.jpg)


 No.39706

File: f181ed4fc079755⋯.jpg (97.3 KB, 574x595, 82:85, Untitled.jpg)


 No.39708

>>39698

>>39701

>>39706

Hi, Seafoam. Yes. We're watching. :)


 No.39719

File: f78ecbf174803f1⋯.png (654.96 KB, 841x889, 841:889, spacegirl.png)


 No.39722

>>39708

Stream over. Fankyoou! (´・ω・`)


 No.39769

File: 830842b537bf1a8⋯.jpeg (51.73 KB, 650x400, 13:8, existential nightmare 4.jpeg)

>Tfw you will never be tag-teamed by Indigo and Seafoam with strap-on bad dragons.

Why even bother living?


 No.39845

File: a87e214a3847ffe⋯.png (242.05 KB, 710x292, 355:146, SeaBream.png)

>>39722

oh sweet delicious seabream, y u no like me?

let me just snuggle up on your lap while you draw pickle dicks on unicorns. i promise not to bother you.

you wont need to walk me and i eat very little.

can you keep me?


 No.39853

File: ad97ec83e72b862⋯.jpg (36.28 KB, 665x385, 19:11, existential nightmare 5.jpg)

>>39845

She is not for us, anon. She is for the Nerd-Chads, who have surely claimed her. We are mere mortals. Admire her as you would a fine piece of art in a gallery; at a distance and without touching.


 No.39861

>>39853

but i am a nerd-chad. :(


 No.39864

File: 43c3317653edc6c⋯.jpg (50.26 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, existential nightmare 8.jpg)

>>39861

Then what are you doing here shitposting about Seafoam? Go pork some qt girls nerd. I on the other hand am an ugly overweight dwarven manchild. I've got nothing better to do.


 No.39867

>>39864

all the girls went home already. i have an early start tomorrow.

and i REALLY want to curl up on her lap.


 No.39872

>>39867

>LARPing as Chad

It's okay Anon; and don't forget, you're here forever.


 No.39874

File: 76422c0d6cf0d40⋯.jpg (36.97 KB, 475x475, 1:1, 63558653d8c502037630647afe….jpg)

>>39864

Agreed.

>>39861

I am a wise old wizard. The days of my youth have long passed and my irl waifu left me. The only things I have left to look forward to in this world are my ever growing magical powers, asmr waifus, and a helium tank waiting by my bed. I urge you to use your nerdy charisma, while you still can, to win the heart of a lovely lady. Make us proud, nerdy Chad anon.


 No.39879

>>39872

sorry for the deception. it was only one girl.

>>39874

i might be charismatic and be a nerd-chad but i am a terrible person. no woman ever sticks around. i don't blame them.

hey. there's always movies and videogames. and this animu stuff i keep hearing about seems to be quite popular with the wizards.

i just suggest you get a nice asmr waifu. most of these woman are fake as fuck. find a good one and stick around just to see a great cataclysm demolish the world and everyone on it.

that always keeps me going :D


 No.40468

File: ffc14aa8fd5c27b⋯.png (1.44 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Screenshot_20170513-002743.png)

Pretty kitty.


 No.40475

File: fde0fe271bdf6c9⋯.jpg (20.87 KB, 398x313, 398:313, doggie-nora.JPG)

>>40468

I want to kiss her boobies while she pants like a dog in my ears.


 No.40478

File: 07a1ad04cf76465⋯.png (1.72 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Screenshot_20170513-005905.png)

She had some nice tounge action going on.


 No.40479

Hey Seafoam, can I be your Dragon?


 No.40497

Hey Seafoam, will you be my Daddy?

I'll eat your cummies like a good girl.


 No.40501

seabream is only interested in me guys. chickenless tendies under the stars. howling at the moon. with pickles on the side. and by side i mean three large jars of pickles


 No.40516

>>40497

Always.


 No.40548

File: 9fce894f4484f15⋯.jpg (54.15 KB, 493x949, 493:949, C3MyF9DXUAIfBlq.jpg large.jpg)

Seafoam, will you peg me with your dragon?


 No.40591

>>40548

she looks like she has fleas


 No.40599

>>40591

Nah, just cooties.


 No.40655

>>40599

more like cuties


 No.40680

>>40548

I'm in love with her


 No.40684

Girl is fine but she straight up knows how to use them milk jugs to milk betabux. It's so obvious watching her that she wouldn't give any of her cucks the time of day in real life, she would recoil in disgust if any of her patrons approached her in real life. So fuckable though and she knows it.

Please, all you ubercucks that keep begging her to peg your sissy asses.

STOP IT. GET SOME HELP.


 No.40685

>>40684

Please don't talk about my kitty like that.

She loves us all.


 No.40714

>>40684

she especially likes me. because i'm special.

Special ED

also i love pickles

oh notice me seabream


 No.40745

>>40685

She notices me too lad, she's chitty chatty but I don't give a fuck. We're not nerd enough for her. She seeks a certain type of nerd. Become it, fuck her in the ass with your dragon while your dog watches, then leave. Never marry a girl like her.


 No.40768

>>40684

MILK JUGS

>tfw you cux jizz over B cups


 No.40786

>>40768

I don't jizz over her b-cups. I jizz over her e bantz and lovable goofiness; and by jizz I mean smile and feel good.


 No.40787

>>40786

hi hi jizzbro :-)


 No.40789

>>40786

This anon must be protected


 No.40937

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A legit really good Star Wars roleplay triple collab starring our favorite Seaboom Kitty Meow.


 No.40981

>>40937

>A legit really good

fuckin terrible


 No.40992

>>40981

Shut up, it was cute. (no homo)


 No.41018

>>40992

seabream was fine in it. she looked nice and read the script well. but the rest of those faggots are terribad.


 No.41080

>>41018

Seabloop was terribad, but Weekly has neat editing skillz so it's okay.


 No.41081

>>41080

the editing was by far the worst thing.

i guess you plebs are used to one long take in a static background set. so this shit would b exciting to you.

but no. the acting was absolute shit on those other two losers and the editing and Special Education effects were vomit inducing.


 No.41084

>>41081

Maybe next time they can get Michael Bay and Industrial Light & Magic Inc to help them make an ASMR video. We wouldn't want any more faggots vomiting all over the place.


 No.41085

>>41084

you don't need to go THAT far to get a decent video and sfx. but it couldnt hurt. the shit people are producing and calling them roleplays etc. god awful.

there's a lot more that can be done with greenscreens. but all these fucking plebs do is use it for backdrops.

and im a nigger faggot, dicknose


 No.41094

>>41085

You should start an ASMR channel Anon, and do the sfx all fancy and junk. 10/10 would subscribe.


 No.41098

>>41094

who said i wasn't a content creator already? ;)


 No.41102

>>41098

What do we owe the pleasure of your visit to the Hate Dungeon this time, Seafoamkittydoggietits?


 No.41385

Why do any of you think you're talking to anyone other than fellow basement dwellers posing as other people?


 No.41388

>>41385

Maybe you're new here, friendo. Seaboom Kitty has actually sent us messages in the page source code on her youtube bideos. We had a chill thread with Fushi one night too. The next day, she made an ASMR video explaining Tor. Jellybean posted screen caps of threads here on her twitter. All confirmed lurkers. Just a few of many, I'm sure.


 No.41928

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH SEAFOAM

Meet Fay and fall in love.


 No.41958

>>41928

disgusting dogfucker


 No.41968

>>41385

She actually does talk to a few of us, and she's not the only ASMRtit that lurks. Most of them lurk here to see what the cool kids really think of them.


 No.42150

>>41968

It's true, this board is basically the Mean Girl's table.


 No.42152

>>42150

why is this true?


 No.42920

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm live right now if you wanna hang out. (´・ω・`)

We're playing Stick Of Truth.


 No.42923

File: 4e6bd7da88d0977⋯.jpg (23.72 KB, 388x340, 97:85, 45456345.jpg)

>>42920

sorry not into dogs


 No.42924

File: 045c5b7f43ae89d⋯.jpeg (10.9 KB, 217x217, 1:1, 4d942ea98187d8f07bea44c2c….jpeg)


 No.42930

File: ebff77c8fa2c237⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.89 KB, 474x510, 79:85, sad face.jpg)


 No.42996

File: ff4b0ed032e8f51⋯.png (286.22 KB, 626x479, 626:479, existential nightmare 6.png)

>>42920

I love you Seafoam but I can't watch your channel anymore; the feels are just too strong.


 No.44545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does anon want to hang out? :3


 No.44550

>>44545

i give her credit, i asked her a lot of retarded questions and she answered most of them


 No.44555

>>44545

someone asked her to say WE WUZ KANGS and she started laughing. confirmed for redpilled


 No.44556

>>44555

She also said she was proud of the way that Canada treated their muslims and immigrants.

confirmed for poz'd jewthink

Also… ==A FUCKING LEAF==


 No.44557

>>41388

re-evaluate ur life faggot


 No.44653

>>44545

>answers autismo questions for 5.5hrs

bless her soul


 No.44694

File: ba0a669957bc299⋯.png (1.55 MB, 2248x855, 2248:855, Capture.PNG)

im literally going to cry we don't deserve you sweet canadian


 No.44704

>>44694

what a cutie


 No.44705

>>44653

No skim through the video. She chats for an hour and games for about 4hrs. Maybe she forgot the cam was on duh.


 No.44706

>>44694

Are goldfish crackers the stable food of lonely american children?


 No.44707

File: c078e7214a816b6⋯.jpg (138 KB, 847x1199, 77:109, SeeBoam.jpg)

>>44706

*Staple. I didn't mean to imply they pour them out into the orphanage trough.


 No.44718

>>44694

I love her :3


 No.44764

>>44706

if she was feeding them to me I'd eat goldfish crackers for the rest of my life


 No.44766

File: e8e876ce3dbe5df⋯.jpg (17.87 KB, 259x194, 259:194, IMG_2891.JPG)

She also wore a dog collar….so there's that.


 No.44768

>>44766

Indulge in your sick fantasies elsewhere, sir.


 No.44779

>>44707

…..GenMale?


 No.44819

>>44766

She's a filthy degenerate


 No.44825

>>44819

but a proud degenerate.


 No.44837

>>44694

>perfection doesn't exis—


 No.44846

>>44819

Be mad, jealous bitch.

I hate the fact that you faggots from reddit have lurked here long enough that you know how to speak like us. AZ made a mistake. Fuck you, Heather, for linking this place to the normies.


 No.44847

>>44846

You and John should fuck off back to rebbit.


 No.44848

>>44846

keep heather in the heather thread please


 No.44936

>>44846

I like how Redditor is an insult for any person who disagrees with you~


 No.44959

>>44936

REEEEEEEEEE REDDIT LEAVE!! JEWS!!


 No.45048


 No.45124

>>44545

>4:45:00

This is the pinnacle of the internet.


 No.45342

>>45124

>she will never draw you like one of her french men


 No.45391

>>45342

>>she will never draw you like one of her french-canadian men

ftfy


 No.45413

>>44707

is that supposed to be a tranny version of her?


 No.45509

File: 82bc31a8e1c624d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 219.77 KB, 1280x1340, 64:67, Indigo-and-Seafoam-compare….jpg)

>>45413

I believe so.


 No.45510

>>45509

Seaboom Kitty, you degenerate drawfag, I know you made this. Filthy lurker.

I want to be destroyed by your massive futa penis, daddy.


 No.45515

>>45509

We're gonna have fun with you in your next chat Kittysweettits.


 No.45537

>>45510

Naw, that one was DaDickGobbler on twatter, he does those fun doodles all the time.


 No.45567

File: 94746334927dbf7⋯.webm (7.08 MB, 480x360, 4:3, moon man 49 faggots and 1….webm)

Redditors GET OUT


 No.45894

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's too cute; it makes me want to neck myself but I can't because I'm a coward.


 No.45901

>>45894

Yeah. Nora is pretty swell. She's nice to us even though some anons are mean to her. I wish I had a waifu like her, but she's already stated she can't ever be our waifu. Friendzoned. But I'm okay with having Nora as my friend.

>pulls out wallet


 No.45904

>>45901

Stop it! Stop it! Put your wallet back son. I'm going to get you a hooker. You're gonna become a man.


 No.45940

>>45901

She said she can't be waifu because she is impure mixed race. Do you really want filthy mutt babies? Stay in the friend zone.


 No.45942

>>45904

NO, PA! NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! SHE SPEAKS TO ME IN JAPANESE, PA!

JAPANESE


 No.45949

>>45894

The one tingle I got from that was at the start of the poking scene (before she started tapping the camera). ZTG is now OTG.

The rest was just fan-service.. Needed more funny… (The 'human' thing is overdone. Maybe if the character though you were a Cat..)


 No.45950

File: d0648c1591fb195⋯.jpg (63.62 KB, 896x43, 896:43, 654.jpg)

>>45894

fukk this mongrel


 No.45960

>>45949

ASMR viewers are generally human, so… there's that..


 No.45962

>>45949

I got tingles from the ear blowing, and the humming is relaxing. We need moar ear blowing asmr!


 No.45965

>>45950

Seeboom bants lulz.


 No.45969

>>45965

Must be at post limit, thread is not bumping. Rip Seaboom thread <3


 No.45977

>>45960

Well, the idea being that Dropout Dragon doesn't know the difference. [she gets you a saucer of milk] [she gets angry when you don't drink from it] [from her laughing at you being forced to try, it's obvious you're human] [talks about pet cats being taken to the Vet to be Fixed] [flea powder on human]

..that kind of thing.


 No.45979

>>45977

That sounds fetishy, but also adorable.


 No.46045

>>45949

>Maybe if the character though you were a Cat.

How about just straight-up having the viewer being a Cat/Cute Fully Animal? That runs the risk of Yiffing in Hell… but there's Furry Artists making $10,000+/month, at least if that happens.

>sounds fetishy

Like the Cat/Dog/Dragon videos weren't. >_>


 No.46071

2 days' worth of posts just deleted?


 No.46072

>>46071

nm, shift-F5 wasn't working


 No.46094

thread is kill


 No.46508

She live. Let's talk shit.


 No.46580

>>45894

What we need to know is…. Afterwards did she use a Dragon Dildo while still in character. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


 No.46615

>>46580

Nah, she used a regular dildo to simulate doing it with the worthless human


 No.47018

File: 7daa0b3863ae9af⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 909.38 KB, 1021x1229, 1021:1229, dragon f.jpg)


 No.47019

File: 337e928b5795128⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 901.21 KB, 1021x1229, 1021:1229, dragon.jpg)


 No.49393

File: 8c8da5c25c76dcc⋯.jpg (211.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, WIN_20170619_17_31_59_Pro.jpg)


 No.50051

>>34405

You've been lost, mein kamaraden?


 No.58618

>>34764

(((Modern))) "art" does not compare to the old stuff.




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