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As a service to lurking ASMRtits, who actually are Hate Dungeon approved channels and why? Who is not a degenerate greedy whore and conducts themselves properly? Pure waifus are hard to find.


>Not sexual. No cleavage.

>Doesn't cry on social media.

>Doesn't shill patreon or bux.

>Doesn't engage in drama.

>Intelligent and classy.



Angelica is a retarded SJW cuntrag and probably the worst of the lot.



Has Angelica ever gone on a SoftlyGaloshes tier social justice rant? Source?


I don't think any of us can agree on anything.



Pretty much this.



THIS. Just like their youtube audience, we are many. all 5 of us, aspiring wizards You can't make all the people happy, all of the time. I don't think there's any person in this world that we could all agree that we find no faults with. It's nice to see an attempt though.


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Let us not forget, even the lovely April has a patreon that she's still scamming $156/mth from betas with and hasn't even made a video in over 4 months. April purists btfo.



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I'm samefagging here, once more, because I think this will be a quality thread when the rest of the lads wake up.

"So, HATE DUNGEON, why don't you guys ever fuck with Laila Love? She's a whore confirmed!"

t. r/asmr

YES! Laila Love is a whore confirmed… and this is why we don't fuck with her. She's honest and up front about it from the get go. She admits that she is selling erotica. She admits NSFW. Also, she's a consistent whore. She makes 2-3 videos per month and has for a long time. $20 buy in on patreon gets you 1 erotic vid. No scamming required. I respect her honesty and work ethic, if nothing else at all about her.

That's what sets Laila apart from someone like JBN. "Poor poor pitiful me, my life sucks. Buy me a new macbook pro, guys. Here's my gofundme charity page." All the while, traveling the world, clubbing, partying, and living the kpop dream while earning thousands per month. I'd honestly respect her more if she just said "I'll sell you pics of my tits for $20 because I want to go party." At least that would be honest.




Indeed, there's nothing wrong with an up-front, straightforward whore. It's the stealth-whores that are the problem, trying to act all innocent while on the inside they're even more rotten than sluts like laila.



The fact that she's used to the competition of other actual camwhores might explain her attitude. I guess Jelly has to get a taste of that lifestyle. I'm quite sure there are lots of people more than willing to pay her to be able to watch her injecting insulin.




you aren't going after Laila Love because you never developed a creepy and inappropriate crush on her based on some perceived 'innocence', all of which came crashing down when she spurned your e-love, perhaps by not liking one of the pathetic beta comments you left her.

JBN is getting shit on because some weird autist can't deal with the fact she'd rather suck kimchi dick than his and is making all those fucking threads and samefagging so blatantly. Laila Love is a literal fucking whore, you said so yourself, but for some reason you only go around calling girls with a slightly low-cut blouse 'degenerate'… there's no hate like spurned love, i guess.



And here we go with the daily projection.


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What you're saying does make sense.

Godammit just fuck my shit up why don't ya.

That's it. I'm going to wizardchan now.



Exactly what anon said, we don't have a problem with ASMRtits who are outright whores and admit it up front. It's when they show cleavage, ass, or pretend to suck dick on a 3Dio & get mad for being called out, then they pull the victim card.

And fuck you anon, I've haven't posted in days, that's her white knights. I don't give a shit who some zit-faced diabetes brat humps. The board complains and complains so I did something for Keks. Besides fam….I have a new target….



And Laila is hot and camwhoring isn't the only thing she probably does for money.


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Don't become "an wizard" anon!

There's still hope. Our goddess Danielle will still love you. She doesn't care if you're a 400 lb Russian hacker living in your mom's basement. She loves all autists! Let her heal you and vanquish your shadows with her radiant light! She'll speak in tongues for (you). Let her cast her magical spells on you to the tune of some wholesome bluegrass music as she dances around the forest. She'll love you, anon. She loves all of us. She's going to create a new universe for us where we can all have pure waifus. Just believe in her.


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So how much an hour is she again?



Kek help us all if she lurks ….



We live in interesting times when whores became more honest than the rest of the women.



>per video

You stupid cunt.


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>April purists btfo

nothing would taint April in my eyes.

and don't you call Lovely April a scammer.


Amy is /asmr/ approved, but she has a few persistent bullies.

Latte and Hatomugi are both unanimously approved and confirmed pure virgins.



eh i dont know. i think we could find a few things we all agree on.


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We can all agree that you're waifu a shit.


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oh exploitable :D

again, have fun with it



I hope you die hard with a car slipping off the jacks and slowly crushing your stupid fucking hate filled head. faggot.



I hope your wife dies in childbirth.



I wish you good health



I wish you a bright future with much self love and vast opportunities



Do not copy >>31683







Listen loser, don't go associating me with the likes of you.


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He's with us in spirit.

sieg heil



hol up fool



I wish you wealth and success



Lalia love makes shit content though.

I will never fucking grasp why some people on /asmr/ care so much more about "B-But she has political views I disagree with" or "B-But she's an e-beggar" than about whether someone makes actual, decent ASMR content or not.



It's the whole fucking celebrity culture imho. We treat these girls like hollywood actresses, well some of us do. Even if Michael Vick was a good football player, if he abuses doggies, you'd throw his jersey in the trash and stop liking him. Same concept here really. If an artist uses a charity website to buy a new macbook and turns around and goes on vacation at the same time, jimmies get rustled.



And it's not just us. It comes from both sides. Camgirls who made decent ASMR like Ginny were shunned at r/asmr and Pelagia got shit on for making a Melania Trump roleplay. /ourgirl/ I think it all just goes with the eCeleb culture. People like Scarce and Keemstar have built businesses around the exact same thing that we do here.



Angelica is a racist, bigot, xenophobe. I bet she even has fascist sentiments considering she's from South America



is she actually?

screenshots? proof?



So, what you're saying is, she's /our girl/?

Angelica is now an honorary white.



She'll never be white.



But she'll always white in my heart.


>Not sexual. No cleavage.

Gay detected.


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she does have a patreon

but she never advertised it


>Who doesn't want a nice $100 every now and then?


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Obviously not even trying to shill. Good for you.

HOLY SHIT, GUYS! Look at pic related from her patreon! We've seen those cute emoji faces in various posts on this board! Is it confirmed that Angelica has been lurking here?! WOW! Hi, Angelica. I wish I could give you white babies. That didn't sound too racist or sexist, did it?


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samefagging (I'll usually point out when I do)

I kinda feel bad that she only has $0 betabux, but she's willing to work for it. On her patreon, if you give her $10, she'll RP a character for you. We know she likes historical characters. Can we give her $10 and she'll do an Eva Braun roleplay for us?! Might be too obvious though. Perhaps another redpilled woman from history? Something to consider.



freshblush, darling and that velencia chick use those fake emojis too

that im aware of



she never posted her patreon anywhere, I only found it when googling her old instagram handle.

she probably made it right at the start, thats why the prices are so cheap. And I'm not sure with the amount of subscribers she has now she would still do those requests.

>Can we give her $10 and she'll do an Eva Braun roleplay for us?! Might be too obvious though.

>Might be too obvious though.

and donating on a platform she never made public isn't?



That's lame. Just let her do a cat roleplay.


I want her to do a plantation roleplay where I'm her black slave with whipping sounds and cursing.



Good one


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alright, which one of you is pledging $5 a month? speak up, tell us your plans

she'll probably get spooked and close it


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does anyone have her earlier vids that she made private?

there's always someone who reuploads them somewhere else, im surprised i havent found any.

I miss her first shave/haircut video :(


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where did you get that idea from?

she made a video where shaving = losing your masculinity. it was clearly a joke, but sjws aren't capable of joking around like that

she even joked about the name Gaia sounding like gay



I'm hoping she'll do my plantation idea


I wish she'd just go through the typical asmr videos that every girl does.




How's her ASMR though?

I vote Victoria Sponge ASMR, one of the purest.



define typical?

she has done cranial nerve exams, eye exams, haircuts and shaves, make-up and nurse roleplays. these seem pretty typical to me



dick sucking sim tbh



i feel like she focuses too much on the roleplay aspect of it all and less on the actual sounds.



>thats lame

gtfo jew


best idea







be nice to angelica






She doesn't exactly look black to me, maybe a mixed Indian.



she is from Colombian and Porto Rican descent,

i dunno where the black thing came from



>implying those are heavily blacked countries






Colombia and Porto Rico are full of mongrels due slavery.


>porto rico


You dumb fuckers.


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welp, she just deleted her patreon



She had Patreon?!



ye, cant you read the thread?



She deleted her Patreon preventively lol….



She deleted it because one of us found it and put $5 on it for an Eva Braun roleplay.



So another one bites the dust, huh?

How many until there's no one left?


Stop trolling my waifu pls






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>tfw not even actual real life hookers will RP your fetishes

Being fashy truly is suffering


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Whoa, this girl truly is something. Thank you for introducing her to me, /asmr/. She may not be racially pure, but she seems cute.


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3 days since she last uploaded a video and I'm already becoming desperate. I can't imagine how these Aprilfags are feeling.


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>I can't imagine how these Aprilfags are feeling.

4 months without April. it's painful anon.


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I want her to wear this for me someday.



Angelica is 2deep4catplant


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if angelica quits I will literally kill myself



It's your fault if she quits!


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semi fresh



She's the only good thing that globalism gave us.


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oh no, she got junks'd



>choose the dark side

She wants the GWC.



ayn rand

shell probably do it


she struggles with spanish alot, probably chicano

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