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 No.31457

As a service to lurking ASMRtits, who actually are Hate Dungeon approved channels and why? Who is not a degenerate greedy whore and conducts themselves properly? Pure waifus are hard to find.

Angelica

>Not sexual. No cleavage.

>Doesn't cry on social media.

>Doesn't shill patreon or bux.

>Doesn't engage in drama.

>Intelligent and classy.

 No.31458

>>31457

Angelica is a retarded SJW cuntrag and probably the worst of the lot.


 No.31459

>>31458

Has Angelica ever gone on a SoftlyGaloshes tier social justice rant? Source?


 No.31461

I don't think any of us can agree on anything.


 No.31463

>>31461

Pretty much this.


 No.31464

>>31461

THIS. Just like their youtube audience, we are many. all 5 of us, aspiring wizards You can't make all the people happy, all of the time. I don't think there's any person in this world that we could all agree that we find no faults with. It's nice to see an attempt though.


 No.31466

File: a539b6ff8b1608b⋯.jpg (40.21 KB, 832x317, 832:317, Capture.JPG)

Let us not forget, even the lovely April has a patreon that she's still scamming $156/mth from betas with and hasn't even made a video in over 4 months. April purists btfo.

https://www.patreon.com/moongloveASMR


 No.31470

File: d20822010706589⋯.jpg (51.9 KB, 660x365, 132:73, laila-love.jpg)

I'm samefagging here, once more, because I think this will be a quality thread when the rest of the lads wake up.

"So, HATE DUNGEON, why don't you guys ever fuck with Laila Love? She's a whore confirmed!"

t. r/asmr

YES! Laila Love is a whore confirmed… and this is why we don't fuck with her. She's honest and up front about it from the get go. She admits that she is selling erotica. She admits NSFW. Also, she's a consistent whore. She makes 2-3 videos per month and has for a long time. $20 buy in on patreon gets you 1 erotic vid. No scamming required. I respect her honesty and work ethic, if nothing else at all about her.

That's what sets Laila apart from someone like JBN. "Poor poor pitiful me, my life sucks. Buy me a new macbook pro, guys. Here's my gofundme charity page." All the while, traveling the world, clubbing, partying, and living the kpop dream while earning thousands per month. I'd honestly respect her more if she just said "I'll sell you pics of my tits for $20 because I want to go party." At least that would be honest.

discuss


 No.31478

>>31470

Indeed, there's nothing wrong with an up-front, straightforward whore. It's the stealth-whores that are the problem, trying to act all innocent while on the inside they're even more rotten than sluts like laila.


 No.31479

>>31470

The fact that she's used to the competition of other actual camwhores might explain her attitude. I guess Jelly has to get a taste of that lifestyle. I'm quite sure there are lots of people more than willing to pay her to be able to watch her injecting insulin.


 No.31482

>>31470

wrong

you aren't going after Laila Love because you never developed a creepy and inappropriate crush on her based on some perceived 'innocence', all of which came crashing down when she spurned your e-love, perhaps by not liking one of the pathetic beta comments you left her.

JBN is getting shit on because some weird autist can't deal with the fact she'd rather suck kimchi dick than his and is making all those fucking threads and samefagging so blatantly. Laila Love is a literal fucking whore, you said so yourself, but for some reason you only go around calling girls with a slightly low-cut blouse 'degenerate'… there's no hate like spurned love, i guess.


 No.31483

>>31482

And here we go with the daily projection.


 No.31484

File: c3b00ae709ef6d4⋯.jpg (31.34 KB, 456x320, 57:40, brendan.jpg)

>>31482

What you're saying does make sense.

Godammit just fuck my shit up why don't ya.

That's it. I'm going to wizardchan now.


 No.31485

>>31482

Exactly what anon said, we don't have a problem with ASMRtits who are outright whores and admit it up front. It's when they show cleavage, ass, or pretend to suck dick on a 3Dio & get mad for being called out, then they pull the victim card.

And fuck you anon, I've haven't posted in days, that's her white knights. I don't give a shit who some zit-faced diabetes brat humps. The board complains and complains so I did something for Keks. Besides fam….I have a new target….


 No.31486

>>31482

And Laila is hot and camwhoring isn't the only thing she probably does for money.


 No.31487

File: ad11e79112fce3c⋯.jpg (45.39 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11910263_899156890169421_7….jpg)

>>31484

ANON NOOOOO!!!

Don't become "an wizard" anon!

There's still hope. Our goddess Danielle will still love you. She doesn't care if you're a 400 lb Russian hacker living in your mom's basement. She loves all autists! Let her heal you and vanquish your shadows with her radiant light! She'll speak in tongues for (you). Let her cast her magical spells on you to the tune of some wholesome bluegrass music as she dances around the forest. She'll love you, anon. She loves all of us. She's going to create a new universe for us where we can all have pure waifus. Just believe in her.


 No.31488

File: 9cd741c9fa29421⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 378x511, 54:73, just-smile-my-shit-up.JPG)


 No.31490

>>31487

So how much an hour is she again?


 No.31491

>>31487

Kek help us all if she lurks ….


 No.31506

>>31470

We live in interesting times when whores became more honest than the rest of the women.


 No.31526

>>31466

>per video

You stupid cunt.


 No.31531

File: 0173669ff9949d9⋯.jpg (139.75 KB, 543x405, 181:135, aprl.jpg)

>>31466

>April purists btfo

nothing would taint April in my eyes.

and don't you call Lovely April a scammer.


 No.31536

Amy is /asmr/ approved, but she has a few persistent bullies.

Latte and Hatomugi are both unanimously approved and confirmed pure virgins.


 No.31584

>>31461

eh i dont know. i think we could find a few things we all agree on.


 No.31585

File: 3bb50863ff470aa⋯.jpg (431.63 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Angelica.jpg)


 No.31586

>>31584

We can all agree that you're waifu a shit.


 No.31588

File: e8f545ace6bdaa2⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.36 MB, 640x360, 16:9, a(m)yy lmao.webm)


 No.31590

File: 9e3f4bd81a53a65⋯.png (597.85 KB, 674x505, 674:505, claimedwaifu.png)


 No.31591

File: 3a58b37023bd720⋯.png (662.05 KB, 674x505, 674:505, ohexploitable.png)

oh exploitable :D

again, have fun with it


 No.31635

>>31458

I hope you die hard with a car slipping off the jacks and slowly crushing your stupid fucking hate filled head. faggot.


 No.31651

>>31635

I hope your wife dies in childbirth.


 No.31683

>>31651

I wish you good health


 No.31754

>>31651

I wish you a bright future with much self love and vast opportunities


 No.31755

>>31754

Do not copy >>31683


 No.31756

>>31488

14/88


 No.31757

>>31485

>we

Listen loser, don't go associating me with the likes of you.


 No.31761

File: becf863380f2716⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.19 KB, 608x402, 304:201, 1478001002561.jpg)

>>31756

He's with us in spirit.

sieg heil


 No.31792

>>31585

hol up fool


 No.31793

>>31755

I wish you wealth and success


 No.31822

>>31470

Lalia love makes shit content though.

I will never fucking grasp why some people on /asmr/ care so much more about "B-But she has political views I disagree with" or "B-But she's an e-beggar" than about whether someone makes actual, decent ASMR content or not.


 No.31847

>>31822

It's the whole fucking celebrity culture imho. We treat these girls like hollywood actresses, well some of us do. Even if Michael Vick was a good football player, if he abuses doggies, you'd throw his jersey in the trash and stop liking him. Same concept here really. If an artist uses a charity website to buy a new macbook and turns around and goes on vacation at the same time, jimmies get rustled.


 No.31848

>>31822

And it's not just us. It comes from both sides. Camgirls who made decent ASMR like Ginny were shunned at r/asmr and Pelagia got shit on for making a Melania Trump roleplay. /ourgirl/ I think it all just goes with the eCeleb culture. People like Scarce and Keemstar have built businesses around the exact same thing that we do here.


 No.32071

>>31457

Angelica is a racist, bigot, xenophobe. I bet she even has fascist sentiments considering she's from South America


 No.32072

>>32071

is she actually?

screenshots? proof?


 No.32143

>>32071

So, what you're saying is, she's /our girl/?

Angelica is now an honorary white.


 No.32145

>>32143

She'll never be white.


 No.32170

>>32145

But she'll always white in my heart.


 No.32206

>Not sexual. No cleavage.

Gay detected.


 No.32411

File: 06562689bd94fac⋯.jpg (70.34 KB, 701x686, 701:686, 12.jpg)

>>31457

she does have a patreon

but she never advertised it

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4173238

>Who doesn't want a nice $100 every now and then?


 No.32437

File: 5aac06a0a3a5f12⋯.jpg (64.46 KB, 523x312, 523:312, Capture.JPG)

>>32411

>$0

Obviously not even trying to shill. Good for you.

HOLY SHIT, GUYS! Look at pic related from her patreon! We've seen those cute emoji faces in various posts on this board! Is it confirmed that Angelica has been lurking here?! WOW! Hi, Angelica. I wish I could give you white babies. That didn't sound too racist or sexist, did it?


 No.32443

File: 9901050133321c6⋯.jpg (27.97 KB, 269x357, 269:357, do-it-faggot.JPG)

>>32437

samefagging (I'll usually point out when I do)

I kinda feel bad that she only has $0 betabux, but she's willing to work for it. On her patreon, if you give her $10, she'll RP a character for you. We know she likes historical characters. Can we give her $10 and she'll do an Eva Braun roleplay for us?! Might be too obvious though. Perhaps another redpilled woman from history? Something to consider.


 No.32446

>>32437

freshblush, darling and that velencia chick use those fake emojis too

that im aware of


 No.32585

>>32443

she never posted her patreon anywhere, I only found it when googling her old instagram handle.

she probably made it right at the start, thats why the prices are so cheap. And I'm not sure with the amount of subscribers she has now she would still do those requests.

>Can we give her $10 and she'll do an Eva Braun roleplay for us?! Might be too obvious though.

>Might be too obvious though.

and donating on a platform she never made public isn't?


 No.32588

>>32443

That's lame. Just let her do a cat roleplay.


 No.32601

I want her to do a plantation roleplay where I'm her black slave with whipping sounds and cursing.


 No.32602

>>32601

Good one


 No.32605

File: 6b87d73077bdca4⋯.jpg (32.38 KB, 407x477, 407:477, asdasdw.jpg)

alright, which one of you is pledging $5 a month? speak up, tell us your plans

she'll probably get spooked and close it


 No.32631

File: d798df519c128ea⋯.jpg (15.1 KB, 259x194, 259:194, sda.jpg)

does anyone have her earlier vids that she made private?

there's always someone who reuploads them somewhere else, im surprised i havent found any.

I miss her first shave/haircut video :(


 No.32654

File: 85c95422e470ff5⋯.webm (1.11 MB, 640x360, 16:9, gaaayyyy.webm)

>>31458

where did you get that idea from?

she made a video where shaving = losing your masculinity. it was clearly a joke, but sjws aren't capable of joking around like that

she even joked about the name Gaia sounding like gay


 No.32708

>>32605

I'm hoping she'll do my plantation idea


 No.32713

I wish she'd just go through the typical asmr videos that every girl does.


 No.32726

softanna


 No.32731

How's her ASMR though?

I vote Victoria Sponge ASMR, one of the purest.


 No.32743

>>32713

define typical?

she has done cranial nerve exams, eye exams, haircuts and shaves, make-up and nurse roleplays. these seem pretty typical to me


 No.32745

>>32743

dick sucking sim tbh


 No.32804

>>32743

i feel like she focuses too much on the roleplay aspect of it all and less on the actual sounds.


 No.32863

>>32588

>thats lame

gtfo jew

>>32443

best idea


 No.32864

>>31457

>heiroglyphs

WE


 No.32873

>>32864

be nice to angelica

WUZ


 No.32876

>>32873

KANGZZZZ


 No.32879

She doesn't exactly look black to me, maybe a mixed Indian.


 No.32881

>>32879

she is from Colombian and Porto Rican descent,

i dunno where the black thing came from


 No.32902

>>32881

>implying those are heavily blacked countries


 No.32908

>>32902

aren't*


 No.32911

>>32881

Colombia and Porto Rico are full of mongrels due slavery.


 No.32914

>porto rico

>porto

You dumb fuckers.


 No.33518

File: 5ee3e1c7c089b21⋯.jpg (115.72 KB, 723x739, 723:739, 8=D.jpg)

>>32411

welp, she just deleted her patreon


 No.33520

>>33518

She had Patreon?!


 No.33521

>>33520

ye, cant you read the thread?


 No.33522

>>33521

She deleted her Patreon preventively lol….


 No.33523

>>33522

She deleted it because one of us found it and put $5 on it for an Eva Braun roleplay.


 No.33524


 No.33531

So another one bites the dust, huh?

How many until there's no one left?


 No.33649

Stop trolling my waifu pls


 No.33650

>>33531

>>33649

DOWN WITH THE BULLIES


 No.33652

File: 29e42ac521d5db4⋯.png (461.89 KB, 576x1007, 576:1007, 29e.png)

>>33523

>tfw not even actual real life hookers will RP your fetishes

Being fashy truly is suffering


 No.33694

File: ab670cbdc1b58a3⋯.gif (999.83 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1431892005242.gif)

Whoa, this girl truly is something. Thank you for introducing her to me, /asmr/. She may not be racially pure, but she seems cute.


 No.33976

File: fb50b3fca47ae3c⋯.jpg (93.54 KB, 748x750, 374:375, 13.jpg)

3 days since she last uploaded a video and I'm already becoming desperate. I can't imagine how these Aprilfags are feeling.


 No.33977

File: 31fae3294902d58⋯.jpg (51.82 KB, 967x376, 967:376, catslut.jpg)

hmmmm


 No.33979

File: 9ae00ec37c0b2e1⋯.jpg (44.22 KB, 397x550, 397:550, 34343368689.jpg)

>>33976

>I can't imagine how these Aprilfags are feeling.

4 months without April. it's painful anon.


 No.34762

File: 8756365dbb6d78e⋯.jpg (178.4 KB, 1024x795, 1024:795, waifucroptopblackdetail_10….jpg)

I want her to wear this for me someday.


 No.34763

>>33977

Angelica is 2deep4catplant


 No.34817

File: a7a2cef523f2e77⋯.jpg (34.51 KB, 535x577, 535:577, 1410490011504.jpg)

>>33979

if angelica quits I will literally kill myself


 No.34826

>>34817

It's your fault if she quits!


 No.34834

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

semi fresh


 No.34844

>>34834

She's the only good thing that globalism gave us.


 No.34889

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ANOTHA ONE


 No.34890

File: b83a4abe7379c16⋯.jpg (51.44 KB, 577x500, 577:500, happi pepe.jpg)


 No.34898

>>34889

oh no, she got junks'd


 No.34901

>>34889

>choose the dark side

She wants the GWC.


 No.34952

>>32443

ayn rand

shell probably do it

>>34834

she struggles with spanish alot, probably chicano




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