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File: 2127062cd4be14d⋯.jpg (61.86 KB, 641x641, 1:1, april.jpg)

 No.37094

4th Lovely April Thread

Previous: https://8ch.net/asmr/res/26864.html

April, pls come back

 No.37100

File: a9fd43c66ed3536⋯.jpg (434.19 KB, 1600x842, 800:421, April - Girls do porn.jpg)


 No.37101

File: 5c04c7fffea0b4e⋯.jpg (28.88 KB, 300x368, 75:92, pepe .jpg)

>>37100

April not for lewd , April a pure


 No.37105

File: c308cbdf16d27a3⋯.jpg (135.7 KB, 854x480, 427:240, April Dildo.jpg)


 No.37115

If you were a fly on April's wall, what do you think you would see?


 No.37137

>>37115

that facial abuse scene on repeat, you know the one


 No.37142

why is she so perfect


 No.37156

File: 52996f819bdbec5⋯.jpg (72.92 KB, 856x562, 428:281, Untitled.jpg)

This is waifu, not retarded April.


 No.37158

>>37142

>April farts

>April shits

>April pisses

>April burps

>April oozes blood and uterine lining

>April has an arbies roastbeef between her legs


 No.37171

>>37158

lies, april is a confirmed innie.

also

>the rest of those

>bad


 No.37191

File: e772aa0526625cb⋯.jpg (5.74 KB, 234x216, 13:12, index (2).jpg)

>>37142

cause April is half whitey half AZN. a good combination. at least for me.

also, it seems like her mom raised her well.


 No.37192

File: 34a507bdeb39aef⋯.jpg (43.34 KB, 495x720, 11:16, Elly-tran-ha.jpg)

I wonder what April's Vietcong mom look like though.

fugg me, if she's as hot and cute as Elly.


 No.37193

>>37192

sage fail


 No.37383

File: 19464995f63774a⋯.png (2.65 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, different digit length.png)

>>37094

I don't know what the point of a new thread is. She's clearly gone and the last thread died.

It was a good finale.


 No.37386

File: 2f081bf3a852207⋯.jpg (28.3 KB, 291x341, 291:341, 2f081bf3a852207eeceeb3013a….jpg)

>>37383

you shut up


 No.37422

april is forever in my heart


 No.37425

>>37422

In your heart, but on Chad's dick.


 No.37430

>>37425

April sleeps with the fishes.


 No.37432


 No.37446

File: 01cdb69a16a2a83⋯.gif (667.74 KB, 424x253, 424:253, grpdk4.gif)

>>37432

Her pussy is already swollen and Chad can't stop pounding.


 No.37449

>>37446

April likes it from behind with her phat ass in the air.


 No.37511

>>37446

Source?


 No.37516

File: 79a30576d106549⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 149.45 KB, 555x416, 555:416, 20140919-easy-italian-amer….jpg)


 No.37529

Wake up anons. If you're gonna cuck out this hard over a whore waifu, it should at least be an Aryan girl.

You get married to April and everything seems great. But those damn gook telemeres are eventually gonna show. It's all fun and games til you wake up one morning and she proudly serves you your beloved cat(or dog) for breakfast.

Besides, April has obviously went through the life-changing experience of getting turned out by her first 9-inch thundercock. Her life will never be the same. So let her fade into turned out, cock worshipping slave obscurity.

STOP IT. GET SOME HELP.


 No.37531

Imagine having such a shitty waifu that it causes you to bully lovely April. I'm gonna watch the MtG video, lovely.


 No.37534

>>37529

how about YOU get some help


 No.37535

how to get her back? miss to watch april videos


 No.37540

>>37535

We could kidnap her, in a nice way.


 No.37542

>>37540

ok i would be good with this if it mean more videos and we do it in nice way. lets get her


 No.37552

Do you think April would bully me for having a small penis? Or has she seen enough penises that she'll know it's average?


 No.37553

File: 1e7407054bac423⋯.jpg (63.37 KB, 414x442, 207:221, 524525.jpg)

>>37383

>I don't know what the point of a new thread is

to show her that we love and miss her and we're still waiting for her to comeback.


 No.37559

I love her more than you do.


 No.37561

File: 4155772bf38c06a⋯.jpg (203.41 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 09 (2).jpg)

>>37559

NO

>>37142

>small breasts

>round ass

>cute face

>very feminine

April is Love


 No.37563

>>37561

Don't talk about her posterior, you pig.


 No.37565

File: ce48ed6a0819961⋯.gif (30.66 KB, 500x492, 125:123, 1416884861873.gif)


 No.37566

>>37561

Someone send this bitch a smiley.

April loves smileys.


 No.37573

PEASE KYS YOU AUTISTIC CUCKS

Sincerely,

April


 No.37578

File: c5a30532162ccc2⋯.jpg (18.32 KB, 218x300, 109:150, 5434523.jpg)

>>37573

lovely April is a redditor, she can't redxt


 No.37579

>>37578

*redtext


 No.37584

>>37578

April goes to reddit every now and then, but she mostly browses /vg/.


 No.37586

File: 4b87eb8fbbf19c0⋯.jpg (75.08 KB, 729x719, 729:719, 00101101.jpg)

>>37584

>/vg/

you mean 4chan's /vg/ ?

and how do you know that?


 No.37595

>>37578

You're right. This is actually her husband. I don't allow April near a computer any more unless I'm with her. She enjoys laughing at you dungeon cucks while I'm puttin the dick to her. She wouldn't trade this dick for every cuck here.

We already discussed selling you cucks some videos though. She loved the idea. We get desperate enough for money you cucks may get to see sweet April again. With my cock in her. That's the only possible way you freaks will ever see her again.

Got a go cum on her tongue. She's begging again.


 No.37596

File: 55ad73bdfb2c1cf⋯.jpg (19.31 KB, 297x291, 99:97, 46565634.jpg)

>>37595

wtf I hate April now


 No.37616

File: 88199207a4d2a36⋯.jpg (44 KB, 535x960, 107:192, jiGGlypuff.jpg)

>>37595

>We get desperate enough for money you cucks may get to see sweet April again

so you're saying we'll see her again? who really wins here?


 No.37633

>>37561

>small

You can see them through that baggy sweater. They're probably fairly big yet very perky.


 No.37634

>>37595

You're not as good as roleplaying her Chad as I was. I actually pissed people off. You need to be subtle.


 No.37635

File: 9e72be8b1f16403⋯.jpg (46.2 KB, 438x438, 1:1, cops.jpg)

>>37633

It look small to me though, but I don't mean "small" in a flat-chested kind of way.

check her "friend brushes your hair" vid. you can see the shape of her breasts at 10:57.

tfw I always get rock hard when I watch that part

April don't show that much skin, so a hint of the shape of her breasts or her bare arms

makes me feel very weird down there

I feel like a thirsty muslim guy who haven't seen a girl for a long time sometimes.


 No.37653

>>37635

Stop sexualizing April. You can talk about her beauty in general or her talent.


 No.37659

I've never watched a single April video, but I always read the threads about her because they are the funniest ones in the board. Now you guys have got me interested too, and I just subbed to her. She has a Jennifer Love Hewitt quality to her (when Jennifer was younger). All the guys used to love her and I think they love April for the same reason (more or less). The pretty girl next door.


 No.37678

>>37659

Sure, back when this meme was alive.


 No.37679

>>37659

>i subbed to her

For what purpose? She isn't making anymore videos.


 No.37698

File: 719bf1a08dcd739⋯.jpg (104.3 KB, 1000x580, 50:29, 23243535.jpg)

>>37115

>If you were a fly on April's wall, what do you think you would see?

a depressed April.

April taking a bath or undressing

tfw would never be a filthy fly to savor that lovely view


 No.37705

>>37698

I'M TIRED OF YOU FUCKING PERVERTS. KEEP APRIL'S BODY OUT OF YOUR MIND.


 No.37706

File: 7d8167a71d7c68f⋯.jpg (345.31 KB, 750x841, 750:841, April Durex.jpg)


 No.37713

File: 4324855e9374e4e⋯.jpg (70 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, picssss.jpg)

>>37705

I feel you fam, but I can't help it.

I too get triggered when someone says some really nasty sexual stuff about April.

(even if just a shitpost/for teh luls)

but mine's not meant to disrespect the lovely April anyways. it's purdy vanilla.

but deal with it fag. we can say everything we want here

>>37706

this is the only April "lewd" shoop I like and find amusing tbh btw imo fam


 No.37717

File: 2b56db42717f2d7⋯.jpg (180.88 KB, 666x548, 333:274, April Face Fucking.jpg)

>>37713

How about this one?


 No.37721

File: d8bc0960ac91e0f⋯.jpg (65.81 KB, 354x361, 354:361, OGRE.jpg)

>>37717

nope . hidden tbh .


 No.37737

>>37653

>>37705

Can't tell if you're actually this autistic… or baiting retards to be negative about perfect lovely queen aryan southern belle April.


 No.37740

>>37737

>aryan

She's a fucking half-gook!


 No.37741

>>37740

>this is what GIDF actually believe


 No.37742

>>37740

Yes, I know. Gookril is white. You don't have to be redundant.


 No.37777

BEST WAIFU


 No.37781

I subbed to April because there's a chance she may make a video again someday, and if she does, I want to see it before I read the board, so I can anticipate the crowd going wild here. Also, you guys have gotten to me, and I think she's cute now too.


 No.37782

>>37781

Which is your favourite April video lad?


 No.37789

This hair brushing one is my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t053YUqlj8

I like hair brushing videos in general, and April brushes her hair in the most gentle way I've ever seen. I like brunettes with long straight hair too, so I think her hair is really pretty.


 No.37790

File: b5629c3b441c8c9⋯.png (26.33 KB, 469x331, 469:331, 5474674584.png)

>>37789

>Lovely April's hair brushing vid

mein nigger.

her very first vid is the one I first saw, but this is the one where I'm completely sold to her.

she's so pretty and adorable there


 No.37791

File: daf50c35bf39dc2⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x272, 20:17, 454646.jpg)

>>37777

these digits don't lie


 No.37799

>>37634

Raging cuck detected


 No.37800

>>37616

You all are literally hopeless.

Can't even kiss April without tasting CUM

BLACKCHAD CUM


 No.37802

>>37635

my friend, how many times have you watched that video?

not judging just want to know


 No.37803

File: 69ed154d404885f⋯.jpg (34.27 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 36346346.jpg)

>>37800

>just one faggot cuck's post

>"you all"


 No.37805

>>37803

Technically I meant those among us so hopelessly obsessed with April that they would suck her spit from another man's balls.

Not every single other person in the dungeon. Sorry anon, I should've used more precise language.


 No.37819

File: 533c1f35a0faaa4⋯.jpg (36.06 KB, 594x440, 27:20, pounds.jpg)

>>37803

>>37805

i wasn't serious kek april isn't even my waifu


 No.37847

File: 7a06da8002f8af6⋯.jpg (109.16 KB, 854x480, 427:240, test.jpg)

why does April have a child-like handwriting?


 No.37856

>>37847

>expects good penmanship in a world where people mostly type


 No.37857

>>37799

Good example of what I'm talking about.


 No.37858

>>37781

I downloaded all her videos because I'm paranoid that she will not only leave the scene but delete all her shit eventually.

I hope someone backed up all her Instagram photos.


 No.37864

>>37847

Ummm… she's so pure you can see it in her handwriting?


 No.37880

File: 7afdc9002dba4a3⋯.png (38.21 KB, 377x487, 377:487, ayy.png)

>>37858

Obviously


 No.37883

>>37880

April is a faggot.


 No.37891

>>37858

If April deletes all her shit, that's a sign to move on. You will never have her.


 No.37894

>>37857

boiling cuck, aspie cum imminent


 No.38002

File: 4a4a3e65658626d⋯.jpg (15.17 KB, 316x202, 158:101, 1256464.jpg)

>>37858

>>37891

if April deleted all her stuff, i'll go nuclear and i will shoot up the nearest mall or the fucking university i attended to for a while.


 No.38018

>>38002

Are all Aprilfags unhinged college dropouts? You'll never be enough for April, but I'll give her a good smack on the ass when I'm hitting it raw if you ask nicely.


 No.38019

>>38018

>implying i ever went to college

I'll give you a good smack lad.


 No.38022

File: edc303e0ce9866f⋯.jpg (17.12 KB, 350x443, 350:443, MPW-18708.jpg)

>>38018

say that to my face nigga


 No.38053

>>38022

that to my face nigga


 No.38094

File: 2fbea75a265d0ba⋯.png (33.92 KB, 856x318, 428:159, Untitled.png)

i know in my heart that april will be back. she misses us as much as we miss her. she wants to make videos but she is busy. thats how life goes. look at pic, she'll come back one day. and when she does, i'll be there, you'll be there with open arms ready to welcome her back. i honestly feel pretty good just thinking about it


 No.38101

File: 26934fc27582e06⋯.jpg (7.6 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 23523525.jpg)

>>38094

>i'll be there, you'll be there with open arms ready to welcome her back

I probably won't be here anymore when she make a comeback. I hope she'll make an update soon

pls send my love to Lovely April fams.


 No.38124

>>38094

Why doesn't anyone stalk her on social media to find out if she's been kidnapped or just getting fucked 3x a day by Chad? She join ISIS?


 No.38127

File: cad80007434ecc0⋯.jpg (77.25 KB, 750x937, 750:937, meitu app.jpg)

>>38124

I don't think she have fb though.

or if she have, no one here has found it yet.

also, pic related was her last Insta update. it was posted 16 weeks ago.


 No.38132

>>38127

What are you trying to pull, anon? That's clearly not April. April is dead and this is a fake!


 No.38145

File: 5965df2c4d9ebe3⋯.jpg (114.56 KB, 750x937, 750:937, 16110422_1262sss3726038157….jpg)

>>38132

L̸͊̃ͩͭͨ̽ͫ̔͋҉̧̲̝̫̗̞͙́͞O̵̮̦̤̭̓́̀̉̅̐̓̑ͨͭͧ́ͩͯ̌͢͢V̷̨ͨ̑ͮ̊̇ͯͨ̃̌̀ͩ͏̢̛̱̜̝̳͎͓̺͖̪̰̞͎É̞̟̖̦͕͕̖̲͕͉̦͇̯ͩͨ̎͐ͧͩ̈̌̀ͭ͌̈͋̃ͬ̕͟͞L̴̢͎̬̖̳͖̖͖̣͇̻̱̤͇̳̰͎̦͊ͮ͋̋̔ͪͧ̓͗̂̑͋͂͟Y̷̰͇̼̙ͥͤ͊ͮͤ̐̃̉͆̋͐́͊ͩ͗ͦ́͘͢͞͠


 No.38148

>>38101

Good. You're the worst.


 No.38162

Telling you…she ran away from home and joined ISIS. *Sad kitty face*


 No.38168

i like nudes pls send me some nice ones


 No.38178

>>38168

should i send them to [email protected]?


 No.38179


 No.38280

>>38179

send me sum !

>inb4 this account auto-destroy after 2 days


 No.38284

>>38162

a-at least it's not antifa


 No.38294

File: 093a81cc2a93533⋯.gif (18.75 KB, 213x200, 213:200, 1427651683485.gif)

>>38284

kek antifa take fist isis take bomb

which one is best ?

>inb4 over her dead body ;)

why sage btw


 No.38311

I bet her anus smells like lilac and gooseberries


 No.38313

>>38311 (checked)

I bet her anus smells like poo


 No.38315

>>38313

You are such a fucking faggot, I hate you so fucking much, Jesus Christ.


 No.38318

File: 90bdb74f7df8596⋯.jpg (205.58 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 004838473543.jpg)

>You will never LARP as Magic The Gathering or Persona 4 characters with Lovely April


 No.38321

>>38318

Look at that sweater meat! No way April fends off Chad with that fan.


 No.38322

>>38321

No need to, April doesn't leave her house.


 No.38323

>>38322 (checked)

>you will never be in April's house


 No.38324

File: 6329d37b7496c99⋯.jpg (83.24 KB, 800x542, 400:271, 6329d37b7496c99cb14bb4b0e6….jpg)

>>38323

w-what would i be doing there?


 No.38327

File: 580667df9f8e23c⋯.png (284.3 KB, 800x800, 1:1, pipe aerodactyl.png)

>>38324

having dinner with her parents of course. w-what were you thinking?


 No.38328

>>38327

I'm sure your anime figure collection will impress her parents; meanwhile, Chad has an 8 inch cock and a 7 figure salary.


 No.38329

>>38328

I feel bad for you chadposter, you will never feel the love of lovely April in your heart.


 No.38335

>>38328

I have a 9 inch cock and a 5 figure salary. You don't need money when you're good looking.

Also, stop talking about me. It's getting weird.


 No.38336

Magnificent

Outstanding

Optimistic

Noteworthy

Gleeful

Lovely

Outgoing

Vivacious

Earthly


 No.38342

File: f434707f258254f⋯.jpg (122.91 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, zzzz.jpg)

Adorable

Precious

Rare

Irresistible

Lovely


 No.38363

Anal

Penis

Ramming

Inside

Licking


 No.38373

File: ddb6816c029ea2a⋯.gif (179.33 KB, 350x287, 50:41, dusclops.gif)

Masturbation

Oral

Oily

Naughty

G-spot

Lube

Orgasm

Vagina

Ejaculate


 No.38375

>>38363

never knew april did ass-to-mouth. damn girl! you be freakyyyyyyy!


 No.38436

>>38375

U have no idea


 No.38442

>>37191

Those hapas are fucked in the head mate, you might want to have sex with her, but that's all these types of whore are good for.


 No.38446

>>37552

She's a half gook, she should be alright with a reasonably small penis.


 No.38449

File: 9c2451fb9623f89⋯.webm (267.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, hate.webm)


 No.38695

i do love you april i do

i do love you april its true

do you know what you're putting me through

girl you're tearing my heart into two

april i just wanted to say

i thought about you again today

and i know that it might sound cliche

but without you my heart fades to grey

each day and night i'm checking my mac

to see if you've finally come back

but again and again like an attack

my day ends with my world seeming black


 No.38699

LOVELY


 No.38704

>>38695

>mac

Easy now, April needs a real man.


 No.38715

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with April. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

April really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.


 No.38717

File: 5c0f4ca31b893d6⋯.gif (36.02 KB, 200x146, 100:73, feels.gif)

>>38715

I know that feel.

You're not alone.


 No.38720

April I wrote you a song

Please reward me by sucking my schlong

Cummies cummies in your tummy

Mummy mummy my dick is runny

April your booty is my duty

I want to lick it like it's tooty fruity

Never stop thinking about you

I don't know what I would do

(chorus)

Without you I'm gonna kill myself I have the knife on my neck


 No.38723

well i look at all the waifus

but they all look the same

and i'm waiting for my april

she's busy playing vidya games

well you know i'd give her cuckbux

but that won't bring her back

i'm not like that faggot john

giving jellybean all his stacks

talk shit about lovely april

you might just get a smack


 No.38736

File: 7cb84b26305065c⋯.jpg (19.79 KB, 250x230, 25:23, 46443436374575.jpg)


 No.38741

You pathetic turned out motherfuckers ought to be ashamed.

Your damn grandfather's could tell you what a slitty eyed gook whore or any other damn gook is good for.

Testing hydrogen bombs and 5 dollar blowjobs.

You find this two-bit mongoloid and I guarantee you five dollars will get you the SUCC.

April's ass is full of mudcum. Literally and figuratively.


 No.38749

File: 0f0b1331ead4a32⋯.jpg (21.53 KB, 600x255, 40:17, 600px-TDH-flamethrower.JPG)

>>38741

burn you motherfucker


 No.38780

>>38741

Great

post

faggot


 No.38810

File: 1ce1ea3ea5bae8e⋯.jpg (32.83 KB, 396x388, 99:97, 434346576868698.jpg)

>>37802

>my friend

>how many times have you watched that video?

>just wanna know

data miner

don't reply


 No.38851

File: 88756b40f674817⋯.jpg (337.11 KB, 1932x2576, 3:4, lookie what I obtained.jpg)

I have dirt, but I don't want to share the better stuff with you posers. You didn't love April enough.


 No.38860

>>38851

literally 2/10 attempt


 No.38863


 No.38886

>>38851

>tan skin

>big tits

Do you know what April looks like?


 No.38888

>>38886

>those tits

>big

stop watching chinese cartoons m80


 No.38895

File: 43e4012578398ee⋯.jpg (17.7 KB, 300x262, 150:131, 2426547.jpg)

>>38851

>no effort shit bait 0/10

here's a (You) pam


 No.38896

>>38888

they don't have to be 20 pounds a tit and filled with processed cheese to be decently sized. fat chicks think they're gifted from playing sims and eating a pound of cheetos a day.


 No.38904

File: 9e420c552c58c5a⋯.gif (3.89 MB, 426x232, 213:116, 1453013614017.gif)

>>38851

kek

you are becoming a cuck doing this

just saying


 No.38907

>>38896

those are still average sized tits at best, consider she's trying to squeeze them so they look bigger too


 No.38908

>>38896

those are bitty titties and you know it.


 No.38913

>>38888

quads cannot be wrong


 No.38914

File: 1286645500ebb90⋯.png (161.69 KB, 184x375, 184:375, 65469.png)

>>38908

no, these are itty-bitty titties.


 No.38916

But there must be some real dirt on April out there. Whoever finds the dirt first and posts it here gets to marry April. 1 2 3 Go!


 No.38923

>>38916

Not a chance.


 No.38929


 No.38938

File: 8f0dfcf779aae97⋯.png (94.59 KB, 265x278, 265:278, sliggoo.png)

>>38916

3 2 1 STOP.


 No.38978

>>38895

Please don't post pictures of cavewomen in the lovely April thread. Thanks.


 No.38980

>>38978

cavewoman ??

fuckoff fug

its Lauren Mayberry and she has a beautiful voice !


 No.39001

>>38980

i like her. shes a cute


 No.39007

>>39001

>lavren

>cute

Disgusting.


 No.39054

File: 3a1875a437bf3d5⋯.jpg (179.79 KB, 537x717, 179:239, lavren (25).jpg)

>>39007

Kill yourself fam

you mot like her Music

but there's no denying she's an attractive girl

go fuck yourself fag


 No.39056

File: dd43f09c9e71d34⋯.jpg (37.36 KB, 408x476, 6:7, cute april.jpg)

>>38916

no.

April is pure.

she doesn't take naked pictures of herself.


 No.39059

*you may like her Music


 No.39061


 No.39063

>>39054

>>39059

>>39061

You are such a dumb fuck.


 No.39074

>>39056

All girls do. April is not an angel, she's garbage.


 No.39076

File: 2a23009982d4d02⋯.jpg (23.45 KB, 255x139, 255:139, oh fugg.jpg)

>>39059

*you may not like her music

>>39063

yah, I'm sleepy fam

am sorry


 No.39080

>>39074

I am angry.


 No.39089

File: da91ea5ad48aa43⋯.jpg (69.53 KB, 570x714, 95:119, 656856.jpg)


 No.39101

>there are people who actually think april isnt pure


 No.39104

>>39089

>ywn nibble on those ears

kill me lads


 No.39110

>>39101

>there are people who aren't delusional


 No.39111

File: 75094109c416619⋯.jpg (41.06 KB, 475x479, 475:479, 46465.jpg)

>>39104

>nibble lovely April's ears

lewd


 No.39112

Guys I really appreciate all the love you have for me here on /asmr/. But I'm not worth it I promise. I'm not pure. If you all knew how many dicks I've sucked it would totally creep you out. You would hate me. Lots of the guys I've blown were black too and know you all look down on that. I don't see anything wrong with it personally. I've sucked a ton of dick and swallowed enough cum to fill a swimming pool. You just need to move on. I've been fucked too. Not nearly as many times as I've sucked dick, but still. Not pure. I've only fucked eight guys but they were all black except for the first one. So I want you guys to really picture that in your head. I will never have anything but black snake again. And I love black snake way to much to spend any more time doing youtube. I'm sorry guys, but you need to know the truth about me. Just keep picturing that black cock making me scream.

I will always love you guys though. April.


 No.39113

File: ddd4f49a765dc11⋯.jpg (50.84 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2452546246.jpg)

>>39112

>this shit again


 No.39119

From her about section

>I will be making ASMR videos no matter what. :)

I guess the bitch is dead then.


 No.39121

>>39119

bitch

kill yourself. if there is any girl who isnt a bitch its april


 No.39122

File: ffef2e5f03dd619⋯.jpg (50.95 KB, 540x429, 180:143, 46363634.jpg)

>>39119

this Lovely girl actually has a job fam.

she's probably just busy tbh, and can't find the time to film a vid.

and yeah, like he said >>39121, don't you ever call April a bitch again.

I will hurt you.


 No.39124

>>39122

You think that bitch can't find 2 hours weekly for a short video?


 No.39135

>ywn fulfill April's rape fantasy


 No.39154

This is her longest hiatus ever or maybe it's time to accept that she died irl or just left us. I know you love her, but eventually, you have to let her go.


 No.39156

File: 57eaef21d5be40a⋯.webm (270.53 KB, 540x360, 3:2, kill me.webm)

>April will never be your wife

>her lovely lips will never be yours

>ywn smell her long dark hair

>ywn hold her in your arms for hours while lying in bed at night

>ywn tickle and caress her lovely back and sides till she fall asleep

>ywn watch her sleep

>ywn abuse her cute face with kisses her while she's asleep

>ywn discover every inch of her body

>tfw discovering all her lovely April moles and kissing it

>you will never pinch her lovely April cheeks

>April will never be your wife


 No.39162

>>39156

post moar pupina ples


 No.39166

File: 3523a4dc8b0cb9c⋯.jpg (67.99 KB, 665x458, 665:458, 1454196711502.jpg)


 No.39174

The ironic thing is, if April sees this thread, she will probably be so scared that she will never make videos again, so if you guys actually want her to come back, you're defeating your purpose. Maybe that's why she is on an extended hiatus to begin with.


 No.39178

File: 31d87a3f6d7b105⋯.gif (2.2 MB, 541x304, 541:304, 8e1fd2cd667559d6065a01dafe….gif)

>>39054

very nice !!


 No.39181

>>39174

>when anon realized he memed too far and already reach the point of no return


 No.39196

File: a7548dadd89ecd4⋯.gif (128.21 KB, 500x373, 500:373, IMG_2776.GIF)

Salad Fingers ate her.


 No.39197

File: 74ad716f6a47b9f⋯.png (424.92 KB, 1276x928, 11:8, delet pyukumuku.png)

>>39174

t-too late now guys


 No.39217

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I Love You April


 No.39223

File: 2c41878e1529449⋯.mp4 (7.67 MB, 640x360, 16:9, worthit.mp4)

>>39162

yes pls


 No.39227

>>39223

According to her wiki and bio, Pupinia is 18.

Thanks for this wonderful video, anon.

>unzips pants


 No.39228

File: e3047cf5dc49f05⋯.jpg (10.74 KB, 225x225, 1:1, index.jpg)

>>39227

Pupinia looks sexy in this pic. I want her to have my white babies.


 No.39232

>>39228

What a woman. Half gook black snake moan April or pupinia? Easily pupinia.


 No.39237

File: 86e753659ef5d0d⋯.png (50.98 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1494250489073.png)

>>39232

But pupinia isn't pure.

She is attention whore.


 No.39239

>>39237

So is April: she puts videos on YouTube for men to masturbate to.


 No.39240

File: df75b131d5235d5⋯.png (95.5 KB, 475x507, 475:507, df75b131d5235d5cbaf43b7a4f….png)


 No.39241

File: 61fbb9e36cb4c45⋯.jpg (26.33 KB, 400x449, 400:449, cofeel.jpg)

>>39237

I like Pupinia too cause she's cute and funny,

but for me she isn't really a (pure) waifu material like the Lovely April.

she's a huge attention-whore and memes too much (which she's really good at).

but yeah, I like my waifu pure, soft, dainty & gentle like April.


 No.39242

fugg meant to quote you >>39232

with this reply btw >>39241


 No.39243

>>39241

Dainty? April is a big gal, my autistic friend


 No.39244

File: dbd48ee189aa4e9⋯.jpg (13.21 KB, 259x253, 259:253, 09642424.jpg)

>>39243

yeah, maybe a wrong choice of word

but she's just 5' 7'' anyways, not that big girl


 No.39246

>>39227

Poop in ya Stewart isn't an ASMRtist. Why is /asmr/ glomming onto her. ←not a question


 No.39253

>>39174

This is literally what happened with either the last thread or the one before that.

This thread is incredibly tame compared to the older ones.


 No.39255

>>39244

>5'7"

How do you know that?


 No.39259

File: 32878fb49df4ff1⋯.jpg (10.06 KB, 186x356, 93:178, 1494250922678.jpg)

>>39239

>she puts videos on YouTube

Not anymore


 No.39288

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>39246

stop spreading disinfo. pupinia does ASMR


 No.39432

Imagine a big, black cock sliding between April's ass cheeks. That beautiful contrast would be the highest form of art!


 No.39441

File: f6fb01a9e69a104⋯.jpg (5.77 KB, 250x250, 1:1, pepunch.jpg)

>>39255

cause I love her

>>39432

filthy cuck tbh

slit your wrist


 No.39445

>>39441

Cuck? I'm no wite boi, wite boi. Us brothas want a piece of April's fine ass, too. If I ever see her at a con, I'll holla at her for you.


 No.39446

>>39445

ayo hol up u fool

you be stop LARP'n as nigga boi

before I kick your cracka ass


 No.39447

>>39445

>>39446

[TEETH KISSING INTENSIFIES]


 No.39472

File: ee1472b4710700c⋯.jpg (109.88 KB, 750x841, 750:841, 09 (3).jpg)


 No.39493

>>39472

Your taste in music is awful. Shame on you!


 No.39505

>>39493

>depeche mode

>awful

fucking pleb


 No.39509

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

APRIL, I LOVE YOU MORE


 No.39515

File: 7b8d11a72d0450a⋯.jpg (106.81 KB, 878x878, 1:1, 10.jpg)

APRIL

I LOVE YOU

I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYNIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZZrudpAkZo


 No.39517

File: 30977f8fc7597b8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 357.32 KB, 448x318, 224:159, w.png)


 No.39521

File: a5c9037936a990d⋯.png (471.45 KB, 760x662, 380:331, 1.png)


 No.39522

File: 7ace99e47824826⋯.jpg (31.13 KB, 592x448, 37:28, 32425235.jpg)

>>39517

I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT


 No.39525

File: d57634b9136fb9a⋯.png (256.73 KB, 448x318, 224:159, 30977f8fc7597b8d4522af0d8a….png)


 No.39527

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

GOODNIGHT APRIL

I hope I dream of you tonight my love


 No.39547

This bitch is fucking depressing. She must not be getting enough attention from Chad.


 No.39606

>>39547

Like every single asmrtist ever


 No.39629

April probably lost her job and became a filthy smelly NEET again.


 No.39710

>>39629

>you will never be a smelly neet with april


 No.39779

>>39710

>you will never be close enough to smell April


 No.39780

File: 522f447dcebdb76⋯.jpg (125.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, moongsnapshot5.jpg)

Pop quiz time to see how much you all love April.

What's her last name?

(Clue: It used to be on her Instagram. Now it's just "N")


 No.39781

>>39779

;_; I bet she smells lovely.

>>39780

>thinking i will give you valuable info on april

You leave her alone.


 No.39784

File: bc82773e3f43931⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 2063x3000, 2063:3000, April big-eared mammal.jpg)

>>39781

-shoopdicker-


 No.39787

April is fukken ded, get over her already. Also, it's May!


 No.39899

File: 1e780bed06f7b3f⋯.jpg (3.48 KB, 125x125, 1:1, destroyed.jpg)

>>39780

>What's her last name?

>(Clue: It used to be on her Instagram. Now it's just "N")

>tfw I adore April

>tfw I don't know

>didn't really checked her insta until feb this year

I always thought it was Nguyen, cause it was a typical Vietcong name

is it?

but I don't think she'll use her Mother's instead of her Dad's last name


 No.39901

File: 530efd678590a67⋯.jpg (291.02 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, hat.jpg)

>>39784

>big-eared

it wasn't really that big anyway

but with that cute face and cute hairstyle, she can pull off an elven princess


 No.39903

April is just an alt-Stacy. Save yourself the heartbreak and get over her before you have to face the truth.


 No.39904

File: 019813048f11851⋯.jpg (33.43 KB, 480x362, 240:181, napalm frog.jpg)

>>39903

>alt-Stacy

i've never heard this word before, what does it mean?


 No.39908

>>39904

It means he's a virgin and has to make up excuses to not like women.


 No.40063

>>39899

>I always thought it was Nguyen

Mad lad, I had the same thought, but she's probably got her dads name. It was never on her instagram


 No.40065

>>39904

Stacy and Chad archtypical names for successful (by the normie outlook on life's standards) normies according to r9k/wizards, etc.

alt-Stacy in this case means he's saying something like "she's just a normie in the alternative scene."


 No.40067

>>40065

Jesus Christ, neck yourself.


 No.40073

>>40067

You seem to allow yourself to get upset easily. I don't believe that. I like her. I was explaining the terminology written by another anon to the anon who asked.


 No.40088

>>39780

>>39781

>>39899

>>40063

CONTEST OVER

It was either Ng or Nguyen. Pretty sure it was the former. Which means she has her mothers last name. Remember: her father was the white one. Single mother degeneracy confirmed.

It WAS on her Instagram at one point, BTW.


 No.40105

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I LOVE YOU APRIL


 No.40106

>>40088

>It was either Ng or Nguyen

>It WAS on her Instagram at one point, BTW

how come you're not sure if it's Ng or a Nguyen if you have actually seen it yourself?


 No.40177

>>40106

Because I don't have the memory of an autist.


 No.40183

>>40177

>Not able to remember the most basic information about the girl you're secretly in love with

It's probably not autism, but it might be cancer.


 No.40188

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.40398

>>40183

and a swing and a miss


 No.40405

File: 38c3a785f3b1e3a⋯.jpg (127.43 KB, 750x818, 375:409, zxcvbnm.jpg)

>tfw raining hard here and it's cold

>no warm and soft lovely April to cuddle with

:((((((((


 No.40408

>>40405

I really don't need that feel right now.


 No.40415

File: 61fabae23372062⋯.jpg (109.69 KB, 555x833, 555:833, 10046060-Gallows-hanging-r….jpg)

>>40408

I know what you need.


 No.40417

File: 2c99ec065d22839⋯.jpg (116.28 KB, 555x833, 555:833, 61fabae23372062047a2a778a2….jpg)


 No.40418

File: 5e766489f5c4b8b⋯.jpg (70.21 KB, 750x596, 375:298, anheroapril.jpg)


 No.40433

File: a2919d8438fc6c1⋯.png (556.66 KB, 741x637, 57:49, 149464596172537.png)


 No.40436

File: 0173669ff9949d9⋯.jpg (139.75 KB, 543x405, 181:135, img.jpg)


 No.40450

Just got done dry humping my April daki..


 No.40464

File: dd86c4892d9a192⋯.webm (8.8 MB, 426x240, 71:40, April forgot about me.webm)

Something special for April's fans. Enjoy.


 No.40467

>>40464

kek approves


 No.40485

File: 440d8f116d8c595⋯.jpg (71.48 KB, 548x582, 274:291, 352463467357.jpg)

>>40464

liked and upboated


 No.40488

File: ec739c28e7922f4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.16 KB, 960x640, 3:2, 9e990R3.jpg)


 No.40492

>>40488

Jellybean?


 No.40503

First one to commit suicide gets to have April in the afterlife!


 No.40505

>>40503

>First one to commit suicide gets to have April in the afterlife!

Because we don't want to admit it, but we know why she vanished. She passed away.

I'M COMING, APRIL! SEE YOU SOON!


 No.40517

mass suicide for april

when


 No.40522

File: 310f0be3c608831⋯.jpg (207.82 KB, 854x480, 427:240, spider.jpg)

>you'll never be a fucking huge spider

>you'll never make April go deaf and make her body tense up for a few sec

>so you can steal a kiss from her sweet April lips


 No.40529

>>40517

April 1st.


 No.40552

>>40529

I'm in. This gives April plenty of time to come back. Please come back, lovely April. And this also gives us plenty of time to get our affairs in order and prepare a peaceful exit on our own terms.

I found a great place to discuss this topic.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/131389.html


 No.40670

File: 68ccce8a3617e75⋯.png (1.97 KB, 280x19, 280:19, ayypril.png)

>just want fresh april

>just want to talk about new april with you lads

this is too much to ask, and this board is too fast now, and mean and not comfy, fuck everything tbh


 No.40681

>>40670

April deserves to get bullied. She took our money and split.


 No.40682

>>40681

April deserves you cuckbux, betafaggot.


 No.40692

>>40681

I'm sure her family is using that money to pay for her funeral expenses.

Also, there are no bullies in Heaven. April can't be bullied anymore.


 No.40694

File: 7c434e53e9cb7fc⋯.jpg (33.18 KB, 303x363, 101:121, 7c434e53e9cb7fc55bc3f2ef40….jpg)

>>40692

I'm coming April.


 No.40696

File: 4bdcd90c5a10b03⋯.png (518.99 KB, 1800x1800, 1:1, kys greninja 2.png)

>>40694

me too thanks


 No.40698

File: 24038d6f185bd17⋯.jpg (59.28 KB, 221x240, 221:240, so lonely.jpg)

>>40696

>>40694

count me in Pam-Pams


 No.40701

File: 8daf1f097236f0c⋯.png (637.38 KB, 803x803, 1:1, April a pro.png)

>>40694

Das rite white boi. Take yo bitch ass out of tha runnin. You don't deserve an ass as fine as April's. April a pro at that handjob game, too, got damnnnnn!


 No.40703

File: e2a07e2a92754c4⋯.jpg (57.24 KB, 495x497, 495:497, e2a07e2a92754c45762e12f789….jpg)

>>40701

Leave April alone.


 No.40706

>>40703

And dat ain't no shop, nigga. This April bitch love milkin' my black meat.


 No.40710

File: 39e8dd10e69ebd0⋯.jpg (8.21 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 54353647.jpg)

>>40701

>>40706

you ain't my nigga


 No.40766

>>40701

>>40703

>>40706

>>40710

Sometimes I wonder if there are actually people who exist who are stupid enough to just not ignore shit like this shit or if it's some retard just samefagging.


 No.40769

>>40766

>he says as he does not ignore that shit


 No.40771

so I've watched her Q&A vid again and she said there that she made

an "announcement " (vid?) before filming that one.

so I think it's a short vid of her saying send your questions below or something.

did she deleted that one after posting the Q&A?

does anyone here have it and can post it for us who missed it?


 No.40813

>>40769

sometimes people just need to be called on their shit


 No.40829

>>40701

that's so hot

we need more pictures of april getting muddy


 No.40835

File: 7c51cf6e3e66f82⋯.jpg (67.08 KB, 312x445, 312:445, 67.jpg)

Clue to what April really is.


 No.40849

File: ec6b5e5ad857416⋯.png (130.73 KB, 223x311, 223:311, touch.png)

>>40835

you'll never be touched by April Moonglove


 No.40885

File: f76721af681b80d⋯.jpg (61.16 KB, 312x445, 312:445, 29.jpg)

>>40849

Perhaps she's just gone because she touched herself… proof she's not pure…


 No.40887

File: 52340a85008c1bc⋯.jpg (74.29 KB, 312x445, 312:445, 184.jpg)

moar


 No.40892

File: a51bc5c36b7e0d0⋯.jpg (138.08 KB, 722x883, 722:883, 46f4beb37f4306f9aa7181afee….jpg)

>>40835

>>40887

>>40885

>>40849

>>40835

Is anyone here familiar with this MTG card game (rules, card types etc. etc.)?

pls make April Moonglove OC/edits. :DDD

the only card game I'm familiar with is yu gi oh


 No.40897

File: 2c1d24c06bde195⋯.png (135.62 KB, 223x311, 223:311, extract.png)

April's "Extract"


 No.40926

File: 8d15160b521b65d⋯.png (263.14 KB, 375x523, 375:523, moonglovefinal.png)


 No.40947

File: ed9f2187906a75a⋯.jpg (45.62 KB, 592x754, 296:377, hafeel.jpg)

>>40926

nice. saved.


 No.41295

>>40771

bumping for this

she must've made a short announcement vid for questions (that she prob. deleted after posting the Q&A vid)

anyone knows if it exist at all?


 No.41339

What the fuck?? Is April really the board owner?


 No.41351

File: a2651f10741b895⋯.png (1.41 MB, 5745x5113, 5745:5113, The truth is out there.png)

>>41339

lurk moar newfriend


 No.41780

5 MONTHS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.41845

>>41780

She's dead, motherfucker. Move on.


 No.41847

File: 975ad6a0ba5442b⋯.webm (1.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, poppy-gun.webm)

>>41845

I'm coming, April! I'll be there soon!


 No.41990

File: 95aa6a6e65bf651⋯.jpg (139.85 KB, 750x841, 750:841, aprilll.jpg)


 No.41995

>>41990

>you will never get older and stop making sense with April

>she will never be your gf with bows in her hair

>you will never make flippy floppy with April

;_;


 No.41996

File: 9d4416efa17b719⋯.jpg (86.74 KB, 652x522, 326:261, no.jpg)

>>41995

don't make me feel that feel


 No.41997

>>41995

https://youtu.be/9r7X3f2gFz4?t=3m51s

of course a man of taste and distinction would haunt an april thread. mah nigga.


 No.42221

File: dcd34fbfcb4b3b9⋯.jpg (28.92 KB, 326x366, 163:183, dwi.JPG)

BUMP

Putting April back on page 1 where she belongs.


 No.42225

File: bca8fdf5729a81f⋯.jpg (23.76 KB, 272x262, 136:131, amen.JPG)


 No.42229

File: b10f2707f9845e5⋯.jpg (51.1 KB, 408x430, 204:215, 12345.jpg)

>>42221

nice April memey u got there


 No.42230

File: d41ac3c82bf49ef⋯.jpg (83.7 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1d6938e31983840117265d918d….jpg)

anyone know where did this pic come from?

it's not the thumbnail pic she used for the hair cutting vid on YT (also not a screenshot from the vid),

and it's also not from her instagram.

so I wonder where. (I also have the same question for the OP pic >>37094 , it's also not from insta or a screenshot from a vid)


 No.42235

>>42230

It's a screenshot from her chaturbate stream, she does ASMR on there sometimes.


 No.42245

FRESH APRIL

;_; never gonna happen ;_;


 No.42248

She got a Patreon and the content just petered out. Why does Patreon kill so many channels lads?


 No.42251

File: 91b44d21f91a785⋯.jpg (26.09 KB, 413x321, 413:321, Capture.JPG)

>>42248

Patreon is like auto-pilot. If you got paid $2k/mth to not do shit, wouldn't you just take the money and not do shit? If I had tits, I'd make a channel and a Patreon right away, show off my tits, and then just stop creating and see how long it took the cucks to stop paying me. Life sure is hard being a woman in current year.


 No.42255

>>42251

some are committed grateful like queen gibi and princess threemilk

others like fat fuck heather feather who just dropped off and ran away with our cash should have their accounts closed.


 No.42293

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I LOVE YOU APRIL


 No.42318

>>42251

While it is unfortunate she has not uploaded recently, the hundreds of quality videos Heather has produced tip the scales in her favor. She has made better OC then 95% of the waifu trash the hate dungeon obsess over. Most of them, like Gibi and Darling, are really just girlfriend simulators posing as ASMR.


 No.42319

>>42318

>girlfriend simulators

I don't think you understand this term, please remove yourself from this board.


 No.42320

>>42318

Also neck yourself.


 No.42321

>>42319

In past month she uploaded 1 video and it was crap.


 No.42322

>>42319

>Implying Taylor and Gibi aren't text book GF simulators

>Implying I haven't been since before the hate dungeon meme

>Implying you're not just a triggered waifu-faggot

No, newfriend, I think you need to leave.

Also neck yourself


 No.42323

>>42318

So, the $1800/mth cucks are paying is like alimony for our ex-waifu? :^) I'm not saying she's horrible. She'll always be remembered as one of the best. I'm just saying that working 5 years in the ASMR community and retiring to an $1800/mth pension is kinda easy mode. I'm just jealous. What was it you femtards used to call it? Penis envy? Privilege? I guess I'll just have to take all of my privilege back to the steel mill and wage cuck to pay for Tyrone's kids for another 20 years before I can finally come home to my shit retirement and a social security that won't be there and die in peace.


 No.42351

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH APRIL


 No.42376

$5,850 per video

https://www.patreon.com/moongloveASMR

Combined with her real job, she's probably still enjoying the money she made on the videos that have already come out. She doesn't need to make more for a while.


 No.42377

>>42376

Or her family used it to pay for her funeral.


 No.42378

File: c43a44e254d29c8⋯.png (178.52 KB, 496x710, 248:355, Screen Shot 2017-05-21 at ….png)

>>42376

>$5,850 per video

What?


 No.42389

The Roy Orbison song "In Dreams" is one of the best songs ever. Always felt that song was the story of my life. April fans have taste. The remake you posted is really great, and Roy's original recording from the '60's was even better.


 No.42405

File: 5bdad2eaff9e834⋯.jpg (9.45 KB, 208x255, 208:255, pepril.jpg)

>>42389

>April fans have taste

of course we do.

also, I meant to post the original recording actually.

I thought the one I posted was the original. I didn't listen to it first when I searched a YT link in google

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZuF_ei8nsM


 No.42415

>>42322

Nice reddit spacing


 No.42417

>>42378

Did I read that wrong? Is it not 39 patrons pay $150 per video? I mean… it doesn't actually say if it's the total or not.


 No.42418

>>42417

You honestly think there are people out there paying random asmr sluts $100+ every time they make a video? What's going on in your brain?


 No.42419

>>42417

You fucking idiot.


 No.42423

>>42418

>>42419

Being on this board this often; yes.

Are you seriously so fucking stupid you think they're aren't people who are on that level of beta maleness? Lurk moar.


 No.42425

>>42423

>so fucking stupid he doesn't know how patreon works


 No.42430

>>42425

>taking pride in knowledge of a shitshow like Patreon


 No.42433

>>42430

>not having simple common sense


 No.42435

File: 18a6b37f84e13d0⋯.jpg (65.25 KB, 453x339, 151:113, post too beaucoup.jpg)

>>42378

>>42417

>thinks she receives $5,850 per video

you retard famalam?

you seriously thought that each patron (39) pays/donates 150 dollah for every video she puts?

to put it simply, it means that she's backed by 39 people and the total of their donation is 150$

the fugg man, where's ur common sense


 No.42438

oh fugg, meant to quote this fag's posts

>>42376

>>42423

>>42417

for this >>42435

:DDDD


 No.42440

File: 7949d7397c4bf76⋯.png (154.74 KB, 434x218, 217:109, 794.png)

>>42376

leave


 No.42441

>>42293

great taste fam


 No.42473

>>42433

>>42435

>>42438

>>42440

Yeah, I get it. You're mad that I put you in your place. You don't need to post 50,000 times.


 No.42475

>>42473

Five thousand, eight hundred and fifty dollars per video. You are so fucking stupid, holy shit.


 No.42476

>>42473

>he doubles down


 No.42477

>>42473

HOLY SHIT you're dumb


 No.42478

File: a4ff1d0359335dd⋯.jpg (110.36 KB, 640x853, 640:853, moot lil girl.jpg)

so if we follow this Genius' logic >>42473

then heather feather >>42251

earns $ 791, 856 a month.

WTF! I really wish I was an attractive Youtube ASMR Gurl now!

life is unfair


 No.42489

>>42251

100% truth. God that Heather Feather Patreon! WTF she doesn't even make videos anymore. I like the cut of your jib anon!


 No.42815

File: 9e3dff010c66549⋯.webm (1.43 MB, 720x480, 3:2, wiesler-cri.webm)

occasional reminder that you'll never be Lovely April's first kiss when she was just 5 years old


 No.42825

>>42815

>ywn get mouth raped by loli april


 No.42949

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I WISH YOU LOVE APRIL


 No.42960

I hate every other waifu so fucking much.


 No.42962

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does she remind anyone else of an older April?


 No.42966

File: 42efb1dd23575d1⋯.jpg (100.91 KB, 625x468, 625:468, 42efb1dd23575d19ba49b8f551….jpg)

>>42962

WHOA! DUDE!


 No.42977

>>42962

Weird.


 No.43133

File: 8a49fbd457903e8⋯.png (82.79 KB, 1200x1277, 1200:1277, s2RefQL.png)

>>42962

Was about to call bullshit from the preview pic but holy fuck is her body language identical!


 No.43191

>>42962

wow that's really bizarre.

It's messing with my head.


 No.43814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Maybe…

If I prayed every night,

You'll come back to me…

And maybe…

If I called everyday,

You'll come back to stay…

Oh maybe…

Maybe…

If I, hold your hands,

You will understand…

And Maybe, If I kissed your lips,

I'd be at your command…

Oh maybe…

Oh maybe…

come back April


 No.43833

>you will never climb, crossing the shapes of the morning with april

>you will never reach over the sun for the river with april

>you will never climb, clearer, towards the movement with april

>you will never call over valleys of endless seas with april


 No.43936

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYOPP66FZXM

April love is for the very young,

Every star's a wishing star that shines for you,

April love is all the seven wonders,

One little kiss can tell you this is true,

Sometimes an April day will suddenly bring showers,

Rain to grow the flowers for her first bouquet,

But April love can slip right through your fingers

So if she's the one don't let her run away


 No.44002

Just finished watching my first April video all the way through (I started with the earliest video on her channel). I became interested in her after reading, for many months, her threads in this board and being amused by the adoration. I will tell you boys that April is just as lovely as you have all made her out to be.


 No.44009

This thread is deader than April.


 No.44019

>>44002

Good lad.


 No.44039

File: 167a5b0b0dc4637⋯.jpg (103.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, moonglove4.jpg)

>>43814

>>43833

>>43936

Such lovely songs for the deceased.

RIP April. Love you forever.


 No.44050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw April washed away the rain my pain

Thanks April :DD


 No.44053

>>44039

RIP it's always the youngest and brightest people that left us first


 No.44059

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We all miss lovely April dearly. We sit here waiting for her to come back to us, or perhaps mourning our loss. If, God forbid, the worst has happened, we'll need to say our goodbyes eventually.

According to folklore, mourning someone too long prevents them from being happy in the afterlife. Twelve months and a day is the max. Her last upload was on 11 Dec 16. I propose that we create a funeral thread on 12 Dec 17 to say our goodbyes and give her the peace she deserves. I don't want April to be a sad ghost. A memorial thread will be suitable after the funeral thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unquiet_Grave


 No.44061

I want to cuddle April.


 No.44108

What a coincidence… My channel is Mooncock ASMR. Only I'm not even part Asian, so you can see the dangle.


 No.44118

File: d0529caa290bceb⋯.jpg (12.46 KB, 215x255, 43:51, feel.jpg)

>>44059

>I propose that we create a funeral thread on 12 Dec 17 to say our goodbyes and give her the peace she deserves

let's hope she'll be back before that day.

>>42293

never heard a Blondie song before, never thought she had a great voice. :D

>>44061

anon I…

>>44108

I searched for it and found nothing. trolle.


 No.44161

Let's all wank one out for April on December 12th. Film yourselves and I'll make a compilation.


 No.44860

When is she coming back?


 No.44863

>>44860

she's dead


 No.44864

>>44863

Zombie April is fine too.


 No.44872

>>44864

Imagine Zombie April and Spirit April doing twin ear whisper role play!


 No.44875

>>44872

Eh she'd bite you. And zombie rules state once you're bitten…..zombie you and zombie April can live happily ever after.


 No.44877

>>44875

Maybe if I kill myself ghost me and ghost April can live happily ever after, better than being zombies.


 No.45044

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THERE SHE GOES

THERE SHE GOES AGAIN

SHE CALLS MY NAME

PULLS MY TRAIN

NO ONE ELSE COULD HEAL MY PAIN

I love you April


 No.45051

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HEY, MOON

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME TONIGHT


 No.45181

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT

A LOVE SUPREME

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT


 No.45226

>>45181

A Love Supreme is an ode to God, not some lowly half-blood wench.


 No.45231

>>45226

Whatever faggot.


 No.45245

I hope our April is having a nice day.


 No.45331

>>45245

>I hope our April is having a nice day…

in the afterlife.


 No.45334

>>45181

Reeeeeeeee nigger! Keep that negro music away from the pure Aryan southern belle April thread!


 No.45882

Goodnight Aprilfriends.


 No.45911

File: 1db1f523dfdba9e⋯.jpg (47.27 KB, 734x720, 367:360, 56756.jpg)

WER ARE UUUU'S AYYYBRIL?


 No.45912

File: 76e81be7b7165fb⋯.png (89.65 KB, 690x610, 69:61, 1408084771452.png)

>>45882

goodnight


 No.45913

File: 5f1f38431fb3db5⋯.png (52.52 KB, 200x200, 1:1, sleep.png)

>>45912

oops wrong pic


 No.45916

File: a7a2cef523f2e77⋯.jpg (34.51 KB, 535x577, 535:577, 1410490011504.jpg)


 No.45917

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You'll never understand

I want you so much


 No.45937

I hope April is sleeping snug.


 No.45939

File: 3e06350a97eccd8⋯.jpg (58.83 KB, 561x331, 561:331, goodnight sweet princess.JPG)

>>45937

I'm sure she is, anon. She's sleeping snug.


 No.45943

File: d71bbf17524d2e5⋯.png (929.3 KB, 760x1136, 95:142, photo3.png)

>>45939

I'm coming, April.


 No.45944

did she died?


 No.45951

Has anyone tried to email her? She has her email in the description of every video and I'm 99% sure you've spammed her already but hey, I want the 100%.


 No.45954

>>45951

Try, I'm too autistic and my messages are all very stalkerish.


 No.45958

File: 2ab6811bd88e684⋯.jpg (21.13 KB, 425x345, 85:69, 74574575487484.jpg)

>>45951

yes, an anon here sent her a message on the 2nd thread (that got nuked when 8ch's database was hax'd)

as far as I know, lovely April hasn't replied.

I adore April, but I don't really wanna message her (cause I know she won't reply)

and I just wanna admire her from afar


 No.45963

>>45958

I deleted that account, I will never know if she replied ;_; she didn't


 No.46151

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Been thinking about you, and there’s no rest,

should I still love you, still see you in bed.

But I’m playing with myself, what do you care,

when I’m not there.

I love you April


 No.46178

She'd love you too music guy i know it :)


 No.46179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ASKING YOU TO HEAR MY PLEAS

I NEED THE SHELTER OF YOUR ARMS


 No.46180

>you will never be her Tarzan

>she'll never be your Jane

>you will never keep her warm

>she'll never keep you sane


 No.46181

File: 1b0b7a0fcd00bc9⋯.jpg (55.2 KB, 900x500, 9:5, 1208031883012.jpg)

wanna fuck April

wanna fuck April

Alas

I have no penis.


 No.46182

Wish I lived in a cheesy neo-psych love song with April tbh lads.


 No.46198

Goodnight Aprilfriends. I hope our April comes back soon.


 No.46200

File: 92990dc407a1447⋯.jpg (33.57 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1455771048951.jpg)

I didn't think i'd fall for the April meme. But I did anons, I did.


 No.46201

>>46200

Why is she so perfect?


 No.46202

>>46201

I'll start writing a letter for her today and send it tomorrow. I'll update you guys when I send it and if I ever get a response. 3/3


 No.46203

Pathetic


 No.46208

As a new April fan thanks to this thread, I just wrote a message to lovely April as well. Now I will watch another one of her videos (one that i am seeing for the first time) before I go to bed. This time it will be Wood tapping/scratching (no talking). The hair brushing one is the best so far though.


 No.46210

File: 552496ebf05bbee⋯.jpg (11.94 KB, 202x249, 202:249, 1403743162319.jpg)

>>46208

good lad

>>46203

bad lad


 No.46212

bump limit soon

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 No.47008

>>46224

Thanks for posting.




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