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File: 2127062cd4be14d⋯.jpg (61.86 KB, 641x641, 1:1, april.jpg)


4th Lovely April Thread

Previous: https://8ch.net/asmr/res/26864.html

April, pls come back


File: a9fd43c66ed3536⋯.jpg (434.19 KB, 1600x842, 800:421, April - Girls do porn.jpg)


File: 5c04c7fffea0b4e⋯.jpg (28.88 KB, 300x368, 75:92, pepe .jpg)


April not for lewd , April a pure


File: c308cbdf16d27a3⋯.jpg (135.7 KB, 854x480, 427:240, April Dildo.jpg)


If you were a fly on April's wall, what do you think you would see?



that facial abuse scene on repeat, you know the one


why is she so perfect


File: 52996f819bdbec5⋯.jpg (72.92 KB, 856x562, 428:281, Untitled.jpg)

This is waifu, not retarded April.



>April farts

>April shits

>April pisses

>April burps

>April oozes blood and uterine lining

>April has an arbies roastbeef between her legs



lies, april is a confirmed innie.


>the rest of those



File: e772aa0526625cb⋯.jpg (5.74 KB, 234x216, 13:12, index (2).jpg)


cause April is half whitey half AZN. a good combination. at least for me.

also, it seems like her mom raised her well.


File: 34a507bdeb39aef⋯.jpg (43.34 KB, 495x720, 11:16, Elly-tran-ha.jpg)

I wonder what April's Vietcong mom look like though.

fugg me, if she's as hot and cute as Elly.



sage fail


File: 19464995f63774a⋯.png (2.65 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, different digit length.png)


I don't know what the point of a new thread is. She's clearly gone and the last thread died.

It was a good finale.


File: 2f081bf3a852207⋯.jpg (28.3 KB, 291x341, 291:341, 2f081bf3a852207eeceeb3013a….jpg)


you shut up


april is forever in my heart



In your heart, but on Chad's dick.



April sleeps with the fishes.



File: 01cdb69a16a2a83⋯.gif (667.74 KB, 424x253, 424:253, grpdk4.gif)


Her pussy is already swollen and Chad can't stop pounding.



April likes it from behind with her phat ass in the air.





File: 79a30576d106549⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 149.45 KB, 555x416, 555:416, 20140919-easy-italian-amer….jpg)


Wake up anons. If you're gonna cuck out this hard over a whore waifu, it should at least be an Aryan girl.

You get married to April and everything seems great. But those damn gook telemeres are eventually gonna show. It's all fun and games til you wake up one morning and she proudly serves you your beloved cat(or dog) for breakfast.

Besides, April has obviously went through the life-changing experience of getting turned out by her first 9-inch thundercock. Her life will never be the same. So let her fade into turned out, cock worshipping slave obscurity.



Imagine having such a shitty waifu that it causes you to bully lovely April. I'm gonna watch the MtG video, lovely.



how about YOU get some help


how to get her back? miss to watch april videos



We could kidnap her, in a nice way.



ok i would be good with this if it mean more videos and we do it in nice way. lets get her


Do you think April would bully me for having a small penis? Or has she seen enough penises that she'll know it's average?


File: 1e7407054bac423⋯.jpg (63.37 KB, 414x442, 207:221, 524525.jpg)


>I don't know what the point of a new thread is

to show her that we love and miss her and we're still waiting for her to comeback.


I love her more than you do.


File: 4155772bf38c06a⋯.jpg (203.41 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 09 (2).jpg)




>small breasts

>round ass

>cute face

>very feminine

April is Love



Don't talk about her posterior, you pig.


File: ce48ed6a0819961⋯.gif (30.66 KB, 500x492, 125:123, 1416884861873.gif)



Someone send this bitch a smiley.

April loves smileys.






File: c5a30532162ccc2⋯.jpg (18.32 KB, 218x300, 109:150, 5434523.jpg)


lovely April is a redditor, she can't redxt






April goes to reddit every now and then, but she mostly browses /vg/.


File: 4b87eb8fbbf19c0⋯.jpg (75.08 KB, 729x719, 729:719, 00101101.jpg)



you mean 4chan's /vg/ ?

and how do you know that?



You're right. This is actually her husband. I don't allow April near a computer any more unless I'm with her. She enjoys laughing at you dungeon cucks while I'm puttin the dick to her. She wouldn't trade this dick for every cuck here.

We already discussed selling you cucks some videos though. She loved the idea. We get desperate enough for money you cucks may get to see sweet April again. With my cock in her. That's the only possible way you freaks will ever see her again.

Got a go cum on her tongue. She's begging again.


File: 55ad73bdfb2c1cf⋯.jpg (19.31 KB, 297x291, 99:97, 46565634.jpg)


wtf I hate April now


File: 88199207a4d2a36⋯.jpg (44 KB, 535x960, 107:192, jiGGlypuff.jpg)


>We get desperate enough for money you cucks may get to see sweet April again

so you're saying we'll see her again? who really wins here?




You can see them through that baggy sweater. They're probably fairly big yet very perky.



You're not as good as roleplaying her Chad as I was. I actually pissed people off. You need to be subtle.


File: 9e72be8b1f16403⋯.jpg (46.2 KB, 438x438, 1:1, cops.jpg)


It look small to me though, but I don't mean "small" in a flat-chested kind of way.

check her "friend brushes your hair" vid. you can see the shape of her breasts at 10:57.

tfw I always get rock hard when I watch that part

April don't show that much skin, so a hint of the shape of her breasts or her bare arms

makes me feel very weird down there

I feel like a thirsty muslim guy who haven't seen a girl for a long time sometimes.



Stop sexualizing April. You can talk about her beauty in general or her talent.


I've never watched a single April video, but I always read the threads about her because they are the funniest ones in the board. Now you guys have got me interested too, and I just subbed to her. She has a Jennifer Love Hewitt quality to her (when Jennifer was younger). All the guys used to love her and I think they love April for the same reason (more or less). The pretty girl next door.



Sure, back when this meme was alive.



>i subbed to her

For what purpose? She isn't making anymore videos.


File: 719bf1a08dcd739⋯.jpg (104.3 KB, 1000x580, 50:29, 23243535.jpg)


>If you were a fly on April's wall, what do you think you would see?

a depressed April.

April taking a bath or undressing

tfw would never be a filthy fly to savor that lovely view





File: 7d8167a71d7c68f⋯.jpg (345.31 KB, 750x841, 750:841, April Durex.jpg)


File: 4324855e9374e4e⋯.jpg (70 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, picssss.jpg)


I feel you fam, but I can't help it.

I too get triggered when someone says some really nasty sexual stuff about April.

(even if just a shitpost/for teh luls)

but mine's not meant to disrespect the lovely April anyways. it's purdy vanilla.

but deal with it fag. we can say everything we want here


this is the only April "lewd" shoop I like and find amusing tbh btw imo fam


File: 2b56db42717f2d7⋯.jpg (180.88 KB, 666x548, 333:274, April Face Fucking.jpg)


How about this one?


File: d8bc0960ac91e0f⋯.jpg (65.81 KB, 354x361, 354:361, OGRE.jpg)


nope . hidden tbh .




Can't tell if you're actually this autistic… or baiting retards to be negative about perfect lovely queen aryan southern belle April.




She's a fucking half-gook!



>this is what GIDF actually believe



Yes, I know. Gookril is white. You don't have to be redundant.




I subbed to April because there's a chance she may make a video again someday, and if she does, I want to see it before I read the board, so I can anticipate the crowd going wild here. Also, you guys have gotten to me, and I think she's cute now too.



Which is your favourite April video lad?


This hair brushing one is my favorite:


I like hair brushing videos in general, and April brushes her hair in the most gentle way I've ever seen. I like brunettes with long straight hair too, so I think her hair is really pretty.


File: b5629c3b441c8c9⋯.png (26.33 KB, 469x331, 469:331, 5474674584.png)


>Lovely April's hair brushing vid

mein nigger.

her very first vid is the one I first saw, but this is the one where I'm completely sold to her.

she's so pretty and adorable there


File: daf50c35bf39dc2⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x272, 20:17, 454646.jpg)


these digits don't lie



Raging cuck detected



You all are literally hopeless.

Can't even kiss April without tasting CUM




my friend, how many times have you watched that video?

not judging just want to know


File: 69ed154d404885f⋯.jpg (34.27 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 36346346.jpg)


>just one faggot cuck's post

>"you all"



Technically I meant those among us so hopelessly obsessed with April that they would suck her spit from another man's balls.

Not every single other person in the dungeon. Sorry anon, I should've used more precise language.


File: 533c1f35a0faaa4⋯.jpg (36.06 KB, 594x440, 27:20, pounds.jpg)



i wasn't serious kek april isn't even my waifu


File: 7a06da8002f8af6⋯.jpg (109.16 KB, 854x480, 427:240, test.jpg)

why does April have a child-like handwriting?



>expects good penmanship in a world where people mostly type



Good example of what I'm talking about.



I downloaded all her videos because I'm paranoid that she will not only leave the scene but delete all her shit eventually.

I hope someone backed up all her Instagram photos.



Ummm… she's so pure you can see it in her handwriting?


File: 7afdc9002dba4a3⋯.png (38.21 KB, 377x487, 377:487, ayy.png)





April is a faggot.



If April deletes all her shit, that's a sign to move on. You will never have her.



boiling cuck, aspie cum imminent


File: 4a4a3e65658626d⋯.jpg (15.17 KB, 316x202, 158:101, 1256464.jpg)



if April deleted all her stuff, i'll go nuclear and i will shoot up the nearest mall or the fucking university i attended to for a while.



Are all Aprilfags unhinged college dropouts? You'll never be enough for April, but I'll give her a good smack on the ass when I'm hitting it raw if you ask nicely.



>implying i ever went to college

I'll give you a good smack lad.


File: edc303e0ce9866f⋯.jpg (17.12 KB, 350x443, 350:443, MPW-18708.jpg)


say that to my face nigga



that to my face nigga


File: 2fbea75a265d0ba⋯.png (33.92 KB, 856x318, 428:159, Untitled.png)

i know in my heart that april will be back. she misses us as much as we miss her. she wants to make videos but she is busy. thats how life goes. look at pic, she'll come back one day. and when she does, i'll be there, you'll be there with open arms ready to welcome her back. i honestly feel pretty good just thinking about it


File: 26934fc27582e06⋯.jpg (7.6 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 23523525.jpg)


>i'll be there, you'll be there with open arms ready to welcome her back

I probably won't be here anymore when she make a comeback. I hope she'll make an update soon

pls send my love to Lovely April fams.



Why doesn't anyone stalk her on social media to find out if she's been kidnapped or just getting fucked 3x a day by Chad? She join ISIS?


File: cad80007434ecc0⋯.jpg (77.25 KB, 750x937, 750:937, meitu app.jpg)


I don't think she have fb though.

or if she have, no one here has found it yet.

also, pic related was her last Insta update. it was posted 16 weeks ago.



What are you trying to pull, anon? That's clearly not April. April is dead and this is a fake!


File: 5965df2c4d9ebe3⋯.jpg (114.56 KB, 750x937, 750:937, 16110422_1262sss3726038157….jpg)





Good. You're the worst.


Telling you…she ran away from home and joined ISIS. *Sad kitty face*


i like nudes pls send me some nice ones



should i send them to Izamora158@gmail.com?



oops. *159@gmail



send me sum !

>inb4 this account auto-destroy after 2 days



a-at least it's not antifa


File: 093a81cc2a93533⋯.gif (18.75 KB, 213x200, 213:200, 1427651683485.gif)


kek antifa take fist isis take bomb

which one is best ?

>inb4 over her dead body ;)

why sage btw


I bet her anus smells like lilac and gooseberries


>>38311 (checked)

I bet her anus smells like poo



You are such a fucking faggot, I hate you so fucking much, Jesus Christ.


File: 90bdb74f7df8596⋯.jpg (205.58 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 004838473543.jpg)

>You will never LARP as Magic The Gathering or Persona 4 characters with Lovely April



Look at that sweater meat! No way April fends off Chad with that fan.



No need to, April doesn't leave her house.


>>38322 (checked)

>you will never be in April's house


File: 6329d37b7496c99⋯.jpg (83.24 KB, 800x542, 400:271, 6329d37b7496c99cb14bb4b0e6….jpg)


w-what would i be doing there?


File: 580667df9f8e23c⋯.png (284.3 KB, 800x800, 1:1, pipe aerodactyl.png)


having dinner with her parents of course. w-what were you thinking?



I'm sure your anime figure collection will impress her parents; meanwhile, Chad has an 8 inch cock and a 7 figure salary.



I feel bad for you chadposter, you will never feel the love of lovely April in your heart.



I have a 9 inch cock and a 5 figure salary. You don't need money when you're good looking.

Also, stop talking about me. It's getting weird.












File: f434707f258254f⋯.jpg (122.91 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, zzzz.jpg)













File: ddb6816c029ea2a⋯.gif (179.33 KB, 350x287, 50:41, dusclops.gif)












never knew april did ass-to-mouth. damn girl! you be freakyyyyyyy!



U have no idea



Those hapas are fucked in the head mate, you might want to have sex with her, but that's all these types of whore are good for.



She's a half gook, she should be alright with a reasonably small penis.


File: 9c2451fb9623f89⋯.webm (267.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, hate.webm)


i do love you april i do

i do love you april its true

do you know what you're putting me through

girl you're tearing my heart into two

april i just wanted to say

i thought about you again today

and i know that it might sound cliche

but without you my heart fades to grey

each day and night i'm checking my mac

to see if you've finally come back

but again and again like an attack

my day ends with my world seeming black






Easy now, April needs a real man.


Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with April. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

April really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.


File: 5c0f4ca31b893d6⋯.gif (36.02 KB, 200x146, 100:73, feels.gif)


I know that feel.

You're not alone.


April I wrote you a song

Please reward me by sucking my schlong

Cummies cummies in your tummy

Mummy mummy my dick is runny

April your booty is my duty

I want to lick it like it's tooty fruity

Never stop thinking about you

I don't know what I would do


Without you I'm gonna kill myself I have the knife on my neck


well i look at all the waifus

but they all look the same

and i'm waiting for my april

she's busy playing vidya games

well you know i'd give her cuckbux

but that won't bring her back

i'm not like that faggot john

giving jellybean all his stacks

talk shit about lovely april

you might just get a smack


File: 7cb84b26305065c⋯.jpg (19.79 KB, 250x230, 25:23, 46443436374575.jpg)


You pathetic turned out motherfuckers ought to be ashamed.

Your damn grandfather's could tell you what a slitty eyed gook whore or any other damn gook is good for.

Testing hydrogen bombs and 5 dollar blowjobs.

You find this two-bit mongoloid and I guarantee you five dollars will get you the SUCC.

April's ass is full of mudcum. Literally and figuratively.


File: 0f0b1331ead4a32⋯.jpg (21.53 KB, 600x255, 40:17, 600px-TDH-flamethrower.JPG)


burn you motherfucker







File: 1ce1ea3ea5bae8e⋯.jpg (32.83 KB, 396x388, 99:97, 434346576868698.jpg)


>my friend

>how many times have you watched that video?

>just wanna know

data miner

don't reply


File: 88756b40f674817⋯.jpg (337.11 KB, 1932x2576, 3:4, lookie what I obtained.jpg)

I have dirt, but I don't want to share the better stuff with you posers. You didn't love April enough.



literally 2/10 attempt




>tan skin

>big tits

Do you know what April looks like?



>those tits


stop watching chinese cartoons m80


File: 43e4012578398ee⋯.jpg (17.7 KB, 300x262, 150:131, 2426547.jpg)


>no effort shit bait 0/10

here's a (You) pam



they don't have to be 20 pounds a tit and filled with processed cheese to be decently sized. fat chicks think they're gifted from playing sims and eating a pound of cheetos a day.


File: 9e420c552c58c5a⋯.gif (3.89 MB, 426x232, 213:116, 1453013614017.gif)



you are becoming a cuck doing this

just saying



those are still average sized tits at best, consider she's trying to squeeze them so they look bigger too



those are bitty titties and you know it.



quads cannot be wrong


File: 1286645500ebb90⋯.png (161.69 KB, 184x375, 184:375, 65469.png)


no, these are itty-bitty titties.


But there must be some real dirt on April out there. Whoever finds the dirt first and posts it here gets to marry April. 1 2 3 Go!



Not a chance.



File: 8f0dfcf779aae97⋯.png (94.59 KB, 265x278, 265:278, sliggoo.png)


3 2 1 STOP.



Please don't post pictures of cavewomen in the lovely April thread. Thanks.



cavewoman ??

fuckoff fug

its Lauren Mayberry and she has a beautiful voice !



i like her. shes a cute







File: 3a1875a437bf3d5⋯.jpg (179.79 KB, 537x717, 179:239, lavren (25).jpg)


Kill yourself fam

you mot like her Music

but there's no denying she's an attractive girl

go fuck yourself fag


File: dd43f09c9e71d34⋯.jpg (37.36 KB, 408x476, 6:7, cute april.jpg)



April is pure.

she doesn't take naked pictures of herself.


*you may like her Music






You are such a dumb fuck.



All girls do. April is not an angel, she's garbage.


File: 2a23009982d4d02⋯.jpg (23.45 KB, 255x139, 255:139, oh fugg.jpg)


*you may not like her music


yah, I'm sleepy fam

am sorry



I am angry.


File: da91ea5ad48aa43⋯.jpg (69.53 KB, 570x714, 95:119, 656856.jpg)


>there are people who actually think april isnt pure



>ywn nibble on those ears

kill me lads



>there are people who aren't delusional


File: 75094109c416619⋯.jpg (41.06 KB, 475x479, 475:479, 46465.jpg)


>nibble lovely April's ears



Guys I really appreciate all the love you have for me here on /asmr/. But I'm not worth it I promise. I'm not pure. If you all knew how many dicks I've sucked it would totally creep you out. You would hate me. Lots of the guys I've blown were black too and know you all look down on that. I don't see anything wrong with it personally. I've sucked a ton of dick and swallowed enough cum to fill a swimming pool. You just need to move on. I've been fucked too. Not nearly as many times as I've sucked dick, but still. Not pure. I've only fucked eight guys but they were all black except for the first one. So I want you guys to really picture that in your head. I will never have anything but black snake again. And I love black snake way to much to spend any more time doing youtube. I'm sorry guys, but you need to know the truth about me. Just keep picturing that black cock making me scream.

I will always love you guys though. April.


File: ddd4f49a765dc11⋯.jpg (50.84 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2452546246.jpg)


>this shit again


From her about section

>I will be making ASMR videos no matter what. :)

I guess the bitch is dead then.




kill yourself. if there is any girl who isnt a bitch its april


File: ffef2e5f03dd619⋯.jpg (50.95 KB, 540x429, 180:143, 46363634.jpg)


this Lovely girl actually has a job fam.

she's probably just busy tbh, and can't find the time to film a vid.

and yeah, like he said >>39121, don't you ever call April a bitch again.

I will hurt you.



You think that bitch can't find 2 hours weekly for a short video?


>ywn fulfill April's rape fantasy


This is her longest hiatus ever or maybe it's time to accept that she died irl or just left us. I know you love her, but eventually, you have to let her go.


File: 57eaef21d5be40a⋯.webm (270.53 KB, 540x360, 3:2, kill me.webm)

>April will never be your wife

>her lovely lips will never be yours

>ywn smell her long dark hair

>ywn hold her in your arms for hours while lying in bed at night

>ywn tickle and caress her lovely back and sides till she fall asleep

>ywn watch her sleep

>ywn abuse her cute face with kisses her while she's asleep

>ywn discover every inch of her body

>tfw discovering all her lovely April moles and kissing it

>you will never pinch her lovely April cheeks

>April will never be your wife



post moar pupina ples


File: 3523a4dc8b0cb9c⋯.jpg (67.99 KB, 665x458, 665:458, 1454196711502.jpg)


The ironic thing is, if April sees this thread, she will probably be so scared that she will never make videos again, so if you guys actually want her to come back, you're defeating your purpose. Maybe that's why she is on an extended hiatus to begin with.


File: 31d87a3f6d7b105⋯.gif (2.2 MB, 541x304, 541:304, 8e1fd2cd667559d6065a01dafe….gif)


very nice !!



>when anon realized he memed too far and already reach the point of no return


File: a7548dadd89ecd4⋯.gif (128.21 KB, 500x373, 500:373, IMG_2776.GIF)

Salad Fingers ate her.


File: 74ad716f6a47b9f⋯.png (424.92 KB, 1276x928, 11:8, delet pyukumuku.png)


t-too late now guys


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I Love You April


File: 2c41878e1529449⋯.mp4 (7.67 MB, 640x360, 16:9, worthit.mp4)


yes pls



According to her wiki and bio, Pupinia is 18.

Thanks for this wonderful video, anon.

>unzips pants


File: e3047cf5dc49f05⋯.jpg (10.74 KB, 225x225, 1:1, index.jpg)


Pupinia looks sexy in this pic. I want her to have my white babies.



What a woman. Half gook black snake moan April or pupinia? Easily pupinia.


File: 86e753659ef5d0d⋯.png (50.98 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1494250489073.png)


But pupinia isn't pure.

She is attention whore.



So is April: she puts videos on YouTube for men to masturbate to.


File: df75b131d5235d5⋯.png (95.5 KB, 475x507, 475:507, df75b131d5235d5cbaf43b7a4f….png)


File: 61fbb9e36cb4c45⋯.jpg (26.33 KB, 400x449, 400:449, cofeel.jpg)


I like Pupinia too cause she's cute and funny,

but for me she isn't really a (pure) waifu material like the Lovely April.

she's a huge attention-whore and memes too much (which she's really good at).

but yeah, I like my waifu pure, soft, dainty & gentle like April.


fugg meant to quote you >>39232

with this reply btw >>39241



Dainty? April is a big gal, my autistic friend


File: dbd48ee189aa4e9⋯.jpg (13.21 KB, 259x253, 259:253, 09642424.jpg)


yeah, maybe a wrong choice of word

but she's just 5' 7'' anyways, not that big girl



Poop in ya Stewart isn't an ASMRtist. Why is /asmr/ glomming onto her. ←not a question



This is literally what happened with either the last thread or the one before that.

This thread is incredibly tame compared to the older ones.




How do you know that?


File: 32878fb49df4ff1⋯.jpg (10.06 KB, 186x356, 93:178, 1494250922678.jpg)


>she puts videos on YouTube

Not anymore


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


stop spreading disinfo. pupinia does ASMR


Imagine a big, black cock sliding between April's ass cheeks. That beautiful contrast would be the highest form of art!


File: f6fb01a9e69a104⋯.jpg (5.77 KB, 250x250, 1:1, pepunch.jpg)


cause I love her


filthy cuck tbh

slit your wrist



Cuck? I'm no wite boi, wite boi. Us brothas want a piece of April's fine ass, too. If I ever see her at a con, I'll holla at her for you.



ayo hol up u fool

you be stop LARP'n as nigga boi

before I kick your cracka ass






File: ee1472b4710700c⋯.jpg (109.88 KB, 750x841, 750:841, 09 (3).jpg)



Your taste in music is awful. Shame on you!



>depeche mode


fucking pleb


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



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I hope I dream of you tonight my love


This bitch is fucking depressing. She must not be getting enough attention from Chad.



Like every single asmrtist ever


April probably lost her job and became a filthy smelly NEET again.



>you will never be a smelly neet with april



>you will never be close enough to smell April


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Pop quiz time to see how much you all love April.

What's her last name?

(Clue: It used to be on her Instagram. Now it's just "N")



;_; I bet she smells lovely.


>thinking i will give you valuable info on april

You leave her alone.


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April is fukken ded, get over her already. Also, it's May!


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>What's her last name?

>(Clue: It used to be on her Instagram. Now it's just "N")

>tfw I adore April

>tfw I don't know

>didn't really checked her insta until feb this year

I always thought it was Nguyen, cause it was a typical Vietcong name

is it?

but I don't think she'll use her Mother's instead of her Dad's last name


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it wasn't really that big anyway

but with that cute face and cute hairstyle, she can pull off an elven princess


April is just an alt-Stacy. Save yourself the heartbreak and get over her before you have to face the truth.


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i've never heard this word before, what does it mean?



It means he's a virgin and has to make up excuses to not like women.



>I always thought it was Nguyen

Mad lad, I had the same thought, but she's probably got her dads name. It was never on her instagram



Stacy and Chad archtypical names for successful (by the normie outlook on life's standards) normies according to r9k/wizards, etc.

alt-Stacy in this case means he's saying something like "she's just a normie in the alternative scene."



Jesus Christ, neck yourself.



You seem to allow yourself to get upset easily. I don't believe that. I like her. I was explaining the terminology written by another anon to the anon who asked.







It was either Ng or Nguyen. Pretty sure it was the former. Which means she has her mothers last name. Remember: her father was the white one. Single mother degeneracy confirmed.

It WAS on her Instagram at one point, BTW.


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>It was either Ng or Nguyen

>It WAS on her Instagram at one point, BTW

how come you're not sure if it's Ng or a Nguyen if you have actually seen it yourself?



Because I don't have the memory of an autist.



>Not able to remember the most basic information about the girl you're secretly in love with

It's probably not autism, but it might be cancer.


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and a swing and a miss


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>tfw raining hard here and it's cold

>no warm and soft lovely April to cuddle with




I really don't need that feel right now.


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I know what you need.


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Just got done dry humping my April daki..


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Something special for April's fans. Enjoy.



kek approves


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liked and upboated


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First one to commit suicide gets to have April in the afterlife!



>First one to commit suicide gets to have April in the afterlife!

Because we don't want to admit it, but we know why she vanished. She passed away.



mass suicide for april



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>you'll never be a fucking huge spider

>you'll never make April go deaf and make her body tense up for a few sec

>so you can steal a kiss from her sweet April lips



April 1st.



I'm in. This gives April plenty of time to come back. Please come back, lovely April. And this also gives us plenty of time to get our affairs in order and prepare a peaceful exit on our own terms.

I found a great place to discuss this topic.



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>just want fresh april

>just want to talk about new april with you lads

this is too much to ask, and this board is too fast now, and mean and not comfy, fuck everything tbh



April deserves to get bullied. She took our money and split.



April deserves you cuckbux, betafaggot.



I'm sure her family is using that money to pay for her funeral expenses.

Also, there are no bullies in Heaven. April can't be bullied anymore.


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I'm coming April.


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me too thanks


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count me in Pam-Pams


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Das rite white boi. Take yo bitch ass out of tha runnin. You don't deserve an ass as fine as April's. April a pro at that handjob game, too, got damnnnnn!


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Leave April alone.



And dat ain't no shop, nigga. This April bitch love milkin' my black meat.


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you ain't my nigga






Sometimes I wonder if there are actually people who exist who are stupid enough to just not ignore shit like this shit or if it's some retard just samefagging.



>he says as he does not ignore that shit


so I've watched her Q&A vid again and she said there that she made

an "announcement " (vid?) before filming that one.

so I think it's a short vid of her saying send your questions below or something.

did she deleted that one after posting the Q&A?

does anyone here have it and can post it for us who missed it?



sometimes people just need to be called on their shit



that's so hot

we need more pictures of april getting muddy


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Clue to what April really is.


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you'll never be touched by April Moonglove


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Perhaps she's just gone because she touched herself… proof she's not pure…


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Is anyone here familiar with this MTG card game (rules, card types etc. etc.)?

pls make April Moonglove OC/edits. :DDD

the only card game I'm familiar with is yu gi oh


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April's "Extract"


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nice. saved.



bumping for this

she must've made a short announcement vid for questions (that she prob. deleted after posting the Q&A vid)

anyone knows if it exist at all?


What the fuck?? Is April really the board owner?


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lurk moar newfriend






She's dead, motherfucker. Move on.


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I'm coming, April! I'll be there soon!


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>you will never get older and stop making sense with April

>she will never be your gf with bows in her hair

>you will never make flippy floppy with April



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don't make me feel that feel




of course a man of taste and distinction would haunt an april thread. mah nigga.


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Putting April back on page 1 where she belongs.


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nice April memey u got there


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anyone know where did this pic come from?

it's not the thumbnail pic she used for the hair cutting vid on YT (also not a screenshot from the vid),

and it's also not from her instagram.

so I wonder where. (I also have the same question for the OP pic >>37094 , it's also not from insta or a screenshot from a vid)



It's a screenshot from her chaturbate stream, she does ASMR on there sometimes.



;_; never gonna happen ;_;


She got a Patreon and the content just petered out. Why does Patreon kill so many channels lads?


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Patreon is like auto-pilot. If you got paid $2k/mth to not do shit, wouldn't you just take the money and not do shit? If I had tits, I'd make a channel and a Patreon right away, show off my tits, and then just stop creating and see how long it took the cucks to stop paying me. Life sure is hard being a woman in current year.



some are committed grateful like queen gibi and princess threemilk

others like fat fuck heather feather who just dropped off and ran away with our cash should have their accounts closed.


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While it is unfortunate she has not uploaded recently, the hundreds of quality videos Heather has produced tip the scales in her favor. She has made better OC then 95% of the waifu trash the hate dungeon obsess over. Most of them, like Gibi and Darling, are really just girlfriend simulators posing as ASMR.



>girlfriend simulators

I don't think you understand this term, please remove yourself from this board.



Also neck yourself.



In past month she uploaded 1 video and it was crap.



>Implying Taylor and Gibi aren't text book GF simulators

>Implying I haven't been since before the hate dungeon meme

>Implying you're not just a triggered waifu-faggot

No, newfriend, I think you need to leave.

Also neck yourself



So, the $1800/mth cucks are paying is like alimony for our ex-waifu? :^) I'm not saying she's horrible. She'll always be remembered as one of the best. I'm just saying that working 5 years in the ASMR community and retiring to an $1800/mth pension is kinda easy mode. I'm just jealous. What was it you femtards used to call it? Penis envy? Privilege? I guess I'll just have to take all of my privilege back to the steel mill and wage cuck to pay for Tyrone's kids for another 20 years before I can finally come home to my shit retirement and a social security that won't be there and die in peace.


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$5,850 per video


Combined with her real job, she's probably still enjoying the money she made on the videos that have already come out. She doesn't need to make more for a while.



Or her family used it to pay for her funeral.


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>$5,850 per video



The Roy Orbison song "In Dreams" is one of the best songs ever. Always felt that song was the story of my life. April fans have taste. The remake you posted is really great, and Roy's original recording from the '60's was even better.


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>April fans have taste

of course we do.

also, I meant to post the original recording actually.

I thought the one I posted was the original. I didn't listen to it first when I searched a YT link in google




Nice reddit spacing



Did I read that wrong? Is it not 39 patrons pay $150 per video? I mean… it doesn't actually say if it's the total or not.



You honestly think there are people out there paying random asmr sluts $100+ every time they make a video? What's going on in your brain?



You fucking idiot.




Being on this board this often; yes.

Are you seriously so fucking stupid you think they're aren't people who are on that level of beta maleness? Lurk moar.



>so fucking stupid he doesn't know how patreon works



>taking pride in knowledge of a shitshow like Patreon



>not having simple common sense


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>thinks she receives $5,850 per video

you retard famalam?

you seriously thought that each patron (39) pays/donates 150 dollah for every video she puts?

to put it simply, it means that she's backed by 39 people and the total of their donation is 150$

the fugg man, where's ur common sense


oh fugg, meant to quote this fag's posts




for this >>42435



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great taste fam






Yeah, I get it. You're mad that I put you in your place. You don't need to post 50,000 times.



Five thousand, eight hundred and fifty dollars per video. You are so fucking stupid, holy shit.



>he doubles down



HOLY SHIT you're dumb


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so if we follow this Genius' logic >>42473

then heather feather >>42251

earns $ 791, 856 a month.

WTF! I really wish I was an attractive Youtube ASMR Gurl now!

life is unfair



100% truth. God that Heather Feather Patreon! WTF she doesn't even make videos anymore. I like the cut of your jib anon!


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occasional reminder that you'll never be Lovely April's first kiss when she was just 5 years old



>ywn get mouth raped by loli april


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I hate every other waifu so fucking much.


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Does she remind anyone else of an older April?


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Was about to call bullshit from the preview pic but holy fuck is her body language identical!



wow that's really bizarre.

It's messing with my head.


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If I prayed every night,

You'll come back to me…

And maybe…

If I called everyday,

You'll come back to stay…

Oh maybe…


If I, hold your hands,

You will understand…

And Maybe, If I kissed your lips,

I'd be at your command…

Oh maybe…

Oh maybe…

come back April


>you will never climb, crossing the shapes of the morning with april

>you will never reach over the sun for the river with april

>you will never climb, clearer, towards the movement with april

>you will never call over valleys of endless seas with april



April love is for the very young,

Every star's a wishing star that shines for you,

April love is all the seven wonders,

One little kiss can tell you this is true,

Sometimes an April day will suddenly bring showers,

Rain to grow the flowers for her first bouquet,

But April love can slip right through your fingers

So if she's the one don't let her run away


Just finished watching my first April video all the way through (I started with the earliest video on her channel). I became interested in her after reading, for many months, her threads in this board and being amused by the adoration. I will tell you boys that April is just as lovely as you have all made her out to be.


This thread is deader than April.



Good lad.


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Such lovely songs for the deceased.

RIP April. Love you forever.


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>tfw April washed away the rain my pain

Thanks April :DD



RIP it's always the youngest and brightest people that left us first


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We all miss lovely April dearly. We sit here waiting for her to come back to us, or perhaps mourning our loss. If, God forbid, the worst has happened, we'll need to say our goodbyes eventually.

According to folklore, mourning someone too long prevents them from being happy in the afterlife. Twelve months and a day is the max. Her last upload was on 11 Dec 16. I propose that we create a funeral thread on 12 Dec 17 to say our goodbyes and give her the peace she deserves. I don't want April to be a sad ghost. A memorial thread will be suitable after the funeral thread.



I want to cuddle April.


What a coincidence… My channel is Mooncock ASMR. Only I'm not even part Asian, so you can see the dangle.


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>I propose that we create a funeral thread on 12 Dec 17 to say our goodbyes and give her the peace she deserves

let's hope she'll be back before that day.


never heard a Blondie song before, never thought she had a great voice. :D


anon I…


I searched for it and found nothing. trolle.


Let's all wank one out for April on December 12th. Film yourselves and I'll make a compilation.


When is she coming back?



she's dead



Zombie April is fine too.



Imagine Zombie April and Spirit April doing twin ear whisper role play!



Eh she'd bite you. And zombie rules state once you're bitten…..zombie you and zombie April can live happily ever after.



Maybe if I kill myself ghost me and ghost April can live happily ever after, better than being zombies.


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I love you April


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A Love Supreme is an ode to God, not some lowly half-blood wench.



Whatever faggot.


I hope our April is having a nice day.



>I hope our April is having a nice day…

in the afterlife.



Reeeeeeeee nigger! Keep that negro music away from the pure Aryan southern belle April thread!


Goodnight Aprilfriends.


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oops wrong pic


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You'll never understand

I want you so much


I hope April is sleeping snug.


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I'm sure she is, anon. She's sleeping snug.


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I'm coming, April.


did she died?


Has anyone tried to email her? She has her email in the description of every video and I'm 99% sure you've spammed her already but hey, I want the 100%.



Try, I'm too autistic and my messages are all very stalkerish.


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yes, an anon here sent her a message on the 2nd thread (that got nuked when 8ch's database was hax'd)

as far as I know, lovely April hasn't replied.

I adore April, but I don't really wanna message her (cause I know she won't reply)

and I just wanna admire her from afar



I deleted that account, I will never know if she replied ;_; she didn't


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Been thinking about you, and there’s no rest,

should I still love you, still see you in bed.

But I’m playing with myself, what do you care,

when I’m not there.

I love you April


She'd love you too music guy i know it :)


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>you will never be her Tarzan

>she'll never be your Jane

>you will never keep her warm

>she'll never keep you sane


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wanna fuck April

wanna fuck April


I have no penis.


Wish I lived in a cheesy neo-psych love song with April tbh lads.


Goodnight Aprilfriends. I hope our April comes back soon.


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I didn't think i'd fall for the April meme. But I did anons, I did.



Why is she so perfect?



I'll start writing a letter for her today and send it tomorrow. I'll update you guys when I send it and if I ever get a response. 3/3




As a new April fan thanks to this thread, I just wrote a message to lovely April as well. Now I will watch another one of her videos (one that i am seeing for the first time) before I go to bed. This time it will be Wood tapping/scratching (no talking). The hair brushing one is the best so far though.


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good lad


bad lad


bump limit soon














Thanks for posting.

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