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💙The old /amy/ thread got too long💙

💙and that's a shame💙

💙'cause when it comes to ASMR💙

💙Amy's got game!💙



Good morning, BO!

I see you made a new thread for your waifu.

Amy is a talented and lovely young lady.


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Help! I'm being inhaled into Amy's enormous nostrils!


I'd clean her teeth with my dick every morning and evening. She'd have perfect dental hygiene.



Because your dick is the size of a toothpick.




~ Amy



I'm not the BO. If I was, certain threads (Lisa) wouldn't be getting anchored. You speak sagely about Amy though!


She jerks like she got some muscular disease. What wrong with this girl?



>not BO

>makes thread exactly the same as the one months ago

I remember your rhyme Amy.



Is that a new microphone?



They're just cute little twitches. She doesn't have Parkinson's.



She has the look a clothing of a grade school teacher.



I hope she isn't a grade school teacher.

Too many assholes on here who would try to use her more racy videos to get her fired.



Why did you put question marks in the title OP?



Prove you really are Amy. Post as board owner.



I'm not the board owner!

~ Amy



then name the asmrtist that IS the board owner :D



It's Gibi.



az anon




gibi is az anon?!

… it all makes sense now.



If it was AZ anon, his threads would all be stickied and he wouldn't have to bump them like the desperate autist he is.



not true. and gibi IS az anon. she's trying to take out her competition



Let's write a love letter to Amy. Two to three words per post. I will start:

>Dear Amy,



I know you



like ayy lmaos



from YouTube.



and bigfoot.



I'm a big



men in




black fan, do



you like



to dance hardstyle?



I, personally,



enjoy other waifus



as well, but



your phat ass



makes me very


















You're the biggest fucking faggot on this entire website. I see what you're doing. You're just doing this to bump your bitch waifu Amy thread to keep it at the top of page 1. Also, posting like this ensures eventually that you'll reach your bump limit and create a new thread for Amy. "Hur dur. Here's the 12th Amy thread you guys!" I used to like Amy, but you ruined her for me with your unrelenting faggotry. I hope your pet gets run over by a Chrysler 300 full of niggers playing "fantastic voyage" while smoking blunts. I hate you, anon, and I hope you kys soon.



That's more than 3 words, post omitted.


>>39788 (heil)

it's not the same person posting those. thanks for the bump ;^)



motivated to


I eat poo



amy is so nice


>Dear Amy, I know you like ayy lmaos from YouTube. and bigfoot. I'm a big men in man* black fan, do you like to dance hardstyle? I, personally, enjoy other waifus as well, but your phat ass makes me very You're the biggest fucking faggot on this entire website. I see what you're doing. You're just doing this to bump your bitch waifu Amy thread to keep it at the top of page 1. Also, posting like this ensures eventually that you'll reach your bump limit and create a new thread for Amy. "Hur dur. Here's the 12th Amy thread you guys!" I used to like Amy, but you ruined her for me with your unrelenting faggotry. I hope your pet gets run over by a Chrysler 300 full of niggers playing "fantastic voyage" while smoking blunts. I hate you, anon, and I hope you kys soon.

who's sending it?



Most of that is from >>39788 who is probably AZ anon or some other insane faggot and does not count as a human being and therefore does not count as an anon.

So nothing is being sent… yet.



Watching this video shows how great Amy is.

She checked out different oatmeal sounds and found the best just for us.

She truly is the oatmeal queen.


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is amy an esoteric psychic witch?


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Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream

It is not dying, it is not dying



She looks like a painting. That's one of the things I've always like about Amy's videos. She is not just an ASMRtist, but a great videographer.



yeah. vaseline the lense and blur the fuck outta things.

very artsy, great videographer



kys AZ anon.



not az anon

just stating an obvious observation


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Truly Amy is the Wilford Brimley of ASMR.

>discusses instant oatmeal with the intensity of a drill sergeant.

I recalled this commercial from memory. I'm such an oldfag.


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Perwadjyt? Is this some kind of code? What does she mean by this lads?




I love this Pharaoh series she's doing.

Amy needs to get on Twitch ASAP.




God bless you fellow old fag. I'm happy to know that I'm still in good company here. Newfags will never understand the importance of a nutritious bowl of hot oatmeal to start their day. Newfags deserve to get diabeetus. RIP based Wilford.




That's pretty old assuming you were an adult back then.


💙The old Amy thread got too long💙

💙And that's good💙

💙Because she's a cunt💙

💙Fuck you bluewhispershill💙









when the incense is lit …


I want to have sexual intercourse with amy


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I just want to hold her hand or let her rape me with a strap-on.



Amy is a very sweet girl. She would be nice enough to give you a reach around while she pegged you.





If you look deeply into Amy's eyes, you can see an innocence there which indicates she would do no such thing.

It also strongly suggests that she is a pure virgin. This is what makes her such great waifu material.



Amy loves girls! She does the nasty thing with them!



18 is an adult according to the hate dungeon anchor rule, so I guess I was an adult.


bluewhisperhatefag! Long time no see bro, where ya been? I like your poem!


FYI to all y'all Bluefags, I'm hiding this thread because Amy is unworthy of even the moment it takes to glance at her stupid face every time I come to this board.



you know you dont have to announce everything you do


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I'm going to kill you some day.


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Amy removes alien microbes from your dirty, filthy body. Shower some time anon!

Look at that request for an ebolachan roleplay. You lads aren't being very subtle.


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Hang on is this proof that she's here?


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inb4 buttmad betas come crying to her defense.


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Ebola-chan thread created here on 5/13.


2 days later, Amy and another girl make quarantine rp on 5/15.

Ebola-chan comment is second top comment.

>you're a bad influence on me lol

Is she lurking? Amy?

Whoever makes an Ebola-chan ebola awareness roleplay first is undoubtably lurker confirmed.



>an hour apart

>34 minute video

>"copy" is 20 minutes

amy confirmed time witch

inb4 t. buttmad beta



That doesn't prove that she lurks. She's talking about the YT comments.

We would need to see her do something mentioned here but not in the YT comments.



Hi Amy.



Ebola is pretty much dead. You guys suck.



Ebola-chan is merely dormant, not dead.



Ebola never dies. It just hides in monkeys. Its thirst for nigger blood is insatiable. Ebola will emerge and feed upon nigger blood once again.



>>an hour apart

The way youtube stats are counted 1:59hr is still counted as 1hr even though its 2hrs.

>>34 minute video

>>"copy" is 20 minutes

>amy confirmed time witch

119 - (34+20) = 65 minutes to spare

>implying she watched the entire 34minute video and didn't just copy the concept

Revision: 119 - 20 = 99 minutes to spare lrn2math More than enough time to copy.

Go back to leddit Daddy Betabux.


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Who copied who here? How can one know the exact time a YT video was posted? I only ever see the day.



Didn't you know that we're all supposed hackers on steroids? Our autism is unstoppable. We know everything before it even happens.


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>The way youtube stats are counted 1:59hr is still counted as 1hr even though its 2hrs.

Source? Youtube rounds up, not down. As you can see from my attached image, the videos are only 21:19 apart. Amy's video is 19:42 long, meaning that she would've had 1:37 of wiggle room.

>More than enough time to copy.

In less than 2 minutes, she would have needed to purchase a hazmat suit and a gas mask, prepare video and audio recording equipment, and upload over 19 minutes of 1080p HD video onto Youtube. This also assumes that she saw crinkleluvin's video right after it was uploaded, did not watch any of it, and immediately came up with the idea to copy the concept.

>Go back to leddit Daddy Betabux.

Go back to cuckchan. I have never given betabux to any ASMRtist. But I am your daddy though.


you need to be a l33t hacker liek me



She commented on the crunkleluvin's video, so I don't think she is unaware of it.

Also, one involves alien microbes, while the other is just a normal quarantine.

I think it was just a coincidence.



>I think it was just a coincidence.

no shit

>Check out this rp by crinkleluvin asmr https://youtu.be/PNkUXYuMwYA we didn't plan these videos together :) it was just a wonderful synchronization 🙇🏼‍♀️

From Amy's description.

Clearly she has esoteric powers and is capable of harnessing synchronicity for her personal use. She has also revealed part of her power level when she mentioned that she is capable of lucid dreaming.


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Amy in cargo shorts. Was she a tomboy in her youth?



almost the exact time as posted. are you a notification squad subscriber or are you shilling, amy?



Read the description faggot



>Disclaimer: Amzn.to links are affiliate links. It doesn't cost you any money, but if you buy anything from Amazon, I make a small percentage from the sale.




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>>41755 (checked)



You can tell how horny she is when starts rubbing her ass pockets



She needs a nice big BLACK dick.


Amy, if you are reading this, please contact me. I desperately wish to be used full time as your in-home toilet.



She doesn't need a toilet. She doesn't do those things.

Amy is pure.



You are wrong. Her ass is filled to the brim with succulent turds waiting to be released. I will latch on like a remora to extract them if I have to.



Aliens do not poop.


Amy, do you have any crinkly booty shorts? You know, for uh… for gardening…


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This is the absolute stupidest idea ever for an ASMR video. Only a total retard like Amy could have thought of this. This is the nadir of ASMR. I hope she falls off the El platform and gets crushed by a train but doesn't die immediately and languishes in agony for hours while paramedics toil in vain to extricate her from beneath the wheels..



Whoa, man, you're edgy and dangerous. Amy better not make anymore videos that aren't up to your standards or who knows what you'll do.


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Bro, do you even tingle? Crinkle clothing is an ASMR classic. Fuckin' normies.



Okay fella



No, I don't tingle. I find crinkly clothing mildly annoying at best but I don't mind when Maria or others wear it while doing something else. But this just emphasizes the absurdity of ASMR videos on YT: there's no reason at all for this not to be audio only. You could get a better sound by manipulating the fabric with your hands next to the mic. Walking back and forth for 18 minutes is just moronic.


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>No, I don't tingle.


File: a9a80e48a103cf2⋯.png (139.23 KB, 612x284, 153:71, tingles.png)


Bluewhisper's "tingle" maker



Her belt?



Dr Pavel, I'm ASMR


Yoga shorts when?



if you're serious, you're a special kind of stupid



>hazmat suit and a gas mask


She is using painters equipment. Which many people have in their garage.

>implying her husband/bf/lover doesn't spend time being manly in the garage.

>implying she doesn't spend time being manly in the garage.

>implying she isn't a man.

Have you seen her manly nose? He/She has clearly had some work done to alter its' appearance.

Did you even watch the video?

>upload over 19 minutes of 1080p HD video onto Youtube

It is 2017. Many people have gigabit internet, unlike plebs such as yourself who are still using dial up.

>I have never given betabux to any ASMRtist.

LMFAO whether or not you call the money that you give her, betabux, is irrelevant.

>>Go back to leddit Daddy Betabux.

>Go back to cuckchan.

>implying that leddit isn't worse than cuckchan.

Spoken like a true ledditfag.


New Pokémon cards unboxing video by Amy

You can find your own random booster pack of Pokémon on Amazon.com at https://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Random-Booster-Cards-Pack/dp/B001DIJ48C

Disclaimer: Amzn.to links are affiliate links. It doesn't cost you any money, but if you buy anything from Amazon, I make a small percentage from the sale.


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Link to booster pack for this video: http://amzn.to/2r3HQTV



fuck off Amy





surviving the ADpocalypse :)


Brrr! I need to put on a coat because it's gettin' shilly in here.

Why did I make this thread again? Oh yeah! I love Amy. ^_^



>it's gettin' shilly in here

Amy has every right to promote Amazon affiliate links in a thread dedicated to her.

Why would you make this thread if you didn't want to promote Amy and help her make money?


Amy is the best at making ASMR videos, this has been a fact for a long tome now. I always come here to watch the screams of the non-believers.

Amy comes here often, to watch the lost ones aswell, to watch them deny the truth of this fact.

we all love to watch you scream…

"Everything is Blue is this World" - Amy ^_^



When bluewhispershillfag thinks you're shilling too hard, you might be shilling too hard.


I had a dream about Amy last night, she kept wanting to hang out with my mother and play that Pharaoh game. What does this mean?



it means that she's lesbian and you're getting cucked by your own mother


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>grown woman buys pokemon cards

further proof Amy is retarded



>grown man complains like a bitch and rebbitspaces like a faggot



>faggot thinks "rebbitspacing" is a thing



>whining about rebbitspacing relentlessly

You must return to halfchan.



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Don't fight lads! Watch Amy's new video instead! It's about grooming a horrid demon dog in the underworld. Senpai noticed us!



Yes! She loves me even though im filthy and stinking! I'll never turn off this video! She's way better than my real mom!



Looking good BO.



she's wearing whore makeup





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all hail goddess amy



Amy makes it work though.


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To kill a froge is bad luck.


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That little kiss at the end.


File: 6fab200998b5fea⋯.jpeg (90.52 KB, 732x826, 366:413, BorgQueen.jpeg)

That's who she reminded me of.


tbh the Borg Queen was hot in that movie



I hope you've suggested she role play as the Borg Queen. You can send it to her email:


If we all do it, then she will think it's what her fans want. Just don't mention this place.



You're right but the borg queen is actually better looking



You know she probably comes here right?



link to the full video?




This will be the ultimate test of that hypothesis.



>wasting "our" request on Borg Queen

I'd love it if Amy did a roleplay of The Dark Knight Rises. She would be Miranda Tate and the viewer would be Bane.



Go to her channel you fucking faggot


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I doubt she is even aware this place exists.


Wow, you weren't kidding. I love fresh Bluewhisper videos. Makes my day.



She's aware, she won't even answer our, my, questions in streams.



She probably doesn't respond because the questions are probably weird and perverted.



Nope, just asked if she would say hi to /asmr/.



Is Amy replacing SoftAnna?



Really? What a bitch! I guess she's a much colder, meaner person than her videos let on.



I wouldn't give this hellhole any attention either. I'm proud of her for it.



She's a cunt. She's one of those cunts who only reply to other ASMRtits' comments and ignore the plebs.



Hi, Amy!



Her chat moves at lightspeed, she doesn't get to see every comment. Stop taking things personally, you beta. Anyway, it's already been confirmed she lurks here. She won't confirm it or acknowledge /asmr/ since we are known for bullying ASMRtists and they're her friends.



This is true. And besides, anyone who does try to be cool with us always gets shit on by raging faggots. probably other lurking ASMRtits who are mad

You guys called Fushi a nigger loving whore. She won't be back. You called SeaFoam a dog loving zoophile. Shame on you, anon. MyKinkyDope showed up the other night with timestamp proof and you faggots called her a filthy whore who should kill herself. It's no wonder none of them dare show their faces in this place. If Amy made herself known to you guys, you'd probably dox her and photoshop nigger dicks onto her. This is why we can't have nice things. You guys fuck up everything.



This behavior makes me proud to be part of this chan.



>hate dungeon not love dungeon ASMRtists need to realize



ASMRtits lurk and probably post anon but don't often reveal themselves for this reason. They stop posting when they realize it will get them shunned by their friends, dick shooped and doxxed.



Hello. :o)



Seafoam seems cool, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if she took dog dick on a regular basis.



You don't need to. I once made a comment here about how she kinda looked like Dr. Crusher from Star Trek and like a week later she made a doctor with red hair video. It's not exact, but it was enough to know what's up.


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I never thought of that. There's definitely a resemblance there.


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Did one of you beta faggots send her gifts?



>much love and hugs, beth

i don't think it was one of us



>Beta faggot

Who talks like this?

Go away, you low class scum, you don't have the capacity to enjoy ASMR so I can't see why you still hang around. Flush yourself.



Who spaces like this? Fucking melts. I bet you don't even get tingles fam.






Beth Rose's YT accout:

>Hey guys, Miss Marshmallow here. Thank you so much for stopping by. This channel is for promoting a STOP to animal cruelty! Please help me and the other Animal Rights Activists out there help save the animals! But a warning. A lot of the videos on this channel contain VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT! I have two guinea pigs of my own and if I get the time I might put up videos of them too from time to time. But I'm NOT promising anything, ~ 269 ~ Miss Marshmallow out

>~ 269 ~

What did she mean by this? And what kind of animal rights activist just has guinea pigs?


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Oh god, I'm starting to think she really is a lesbian.

Why are all the best ASMRtists turning out to be carpet munchers?

I thought I had a chance, I really did…



It's a good thing you will never meet her or talk to her anyway!


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Amy's transformation into an old lesbian.

The other thing these photos prove is what a shitty photographer she is.



Fuck off Amy.



Poor baby. :'(



Her latest hairstyle is jaw-dropping. Amy is arguably the most beautiful lifeform on planet Earth.



she's fucking deformed



You are deformed. I doubt anyone would willingly want to be associated with you, ever. You talk like someone who has -5 on charisma.



Is there a fucking supernova going off somewhere around her?



Maybe Chicago's burning again.



Is her mouth getting bigger? She looks like a muppet.



She might post videos of her guinea pigs but she's not promising anything. "Animal rights" is an oxymoron. Rights can only be possessed by sapient beings. What kind of degenerates is Amy attracting to her videos?

> what kind of animal rights activist just has guinea pigs?

What kind of animal rights activist has pets at all?

>Oh god, I'm starting to think she really is a lesbian.

Good! Amy can be




I would be well pleased if a penis never pounded Amy's perfect ass.



>What kind of animal rights activist has pets at all?

vegan gains ones





hey (You), how does it feel to agrue like a child ?


waifu fag, talk about benis on waifus ass

Some people out here call CUCK right ?


>>44400 (checked)

he's probably feeling a little deformed himself



You must be both mentally and physically deformed to think that Amy is deformed.

Kind of gross to think that someone like you is browsing and posting on this board.



i was making fun of the anon saying that amy was deformed. you got the wrong anon pls dont hurt me




i wonder if 4d chess politics of trump is as deformed as you guys or is it me who live in an alt-reality or just blue perfectness that just deformed us all ?

Is she one of us ?


you ll die in pain, but its not like you ask for it.



My bad lol.



Obviously she's deformed. Look at that oversized mouth. Look at that huge nose >>39387.


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She's about 4/10.


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Well she does have a skin condition she uses inferno mode on her camera to hide.



What if Amy is the supernova?



>she uses inferno mode on her camera

Looks like she uses Pinocchio mode as well.


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You'd think among the billions of cosmetic products these twats use there would be at least one to spackle over those pores.



ur a fag



you are Onision



ur a fag


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Post blind autist is now a thing. Congratulate?


Woah! Now that's harsh. Onion boy is weapon of mass insult. Crossed Obama's Red Linetrademarksymbol. Apologize?




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ew, so you're the person bumping this thread. well then, please stop



Amen, brother. Wish people would stop posting about ASMR in /asmr/.



Nah. We're in an Amy thread. Outsiders don't get it. They don't know about Amy and BO and mods. Amy will always have a home here.



what does this mean?



How does she get mail from fans?

Is her address available?



You can't amortize the Amy!


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so you guys sit here, watch some slut make random noise for fucktards like you? fuck logic man wtf if this shit was relaxing, i'd give it to you, but this shit is annoying HEIL HITLER SEX 123123123123123123123 NIGGERS YEAH YEAH YEAH :DDD


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>ywn own an amy clone




I immediately cummed 3 times.



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She ain't dead asshole



Suck on that!








What cup size are those?




Depends on band size, but like 30 C or 32 B



>She ain't dead asshole

This was shot before her death.


Does anyone have her deleted unedited videos?



Those are 32B i think. 46635 also sounds like he agrees, but I had a high school GF whos breasts were like this. If I threw a number at it, this is 32B.


>Amy will never save you from being killed by a bully and then breastfeed you back to health



Then who uploaded it idiot?


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That's what we need to find out. Whoever uploaded it had Amy killed.


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Once again you are a filthy dog anon! Let Bluewhisper clean you up sexfully. Is Amy trying to tell us something with these repeated dogs themes?



fresh Amy?


BO waifu is best waifu


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Do you think Amy's taken the K N O T?



i hate myself for laffing at this



Maybe she's team Jacob?


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2 girls 1 box




I wish I was a midget so I could fit in a box and mail myself to Amy.


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Lou Reed predicted waifu culture.



I would like to put Lady Green Eyes's head in a box and mail it to Amy.


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Need to calm down from all your shitposting on the chans anon? Join Amy on the beach so she can calm you down sexfully!

>tfw Amy isn't wearing a bikini in this beach role-play



P.S. You are also a transwoman lad. Congratulations? You're your own date?



what a whore


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That swimsuit is about as sexy as a burkini. It probably bears the Karen Pence guarantee to not provoke lustful thoughts in men.



I think this is a lovely swimsuit. Very fitting for a wholesome young lady like Amy.



Or a post-menopausal matron.



this tbh


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>a wholesome young lady like Amy

Like Amy, but not Amy, who is anything but wholesome.



Fake news. That was the most wholesome ear licking I've ever seen. Compare to DeutcheVita and tell me you don't agree.


I see butt cheek!


>wearing the most modest swimsuit imaginable

>what a whore




>ear licking

pick one



>On the beach

>with another girl

Why are all of her intimate videos girl-girl?



This particular vid is a haul but otherwise she's a man-hating lesbian.


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It might be because many ASMR girls imagine that their audience is mostly women and thus, that they are making videos for other women.



Is Amy a secret weeaboo?



She's an unsecret weeaboo: she goes to cons.



Until they look at their demographics and realize the amazing truth. Agatha has 80% male audience. They all more or less do.


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Say something nice about mai waifu.



dem some titties



Her body is beyond belief.


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Amy might just be the most beautiful person I've ever seen.




>Say something nice about mai waifu.

Someone besides Amy.



Did she get implants? Her tits seem a bit large for her petite frame. Same with her ass. We already know she had plastic surgery so its not a stretch.



"Cut it off my nose and stuff it in my tits."


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Nice Shirt…

Anyone skilled in the art of x-ray filters?


>https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=6AwGV6u26wQ


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there's an app for that.

also she blurs the fuck out of all her videos. hurts my eyes. slather up that lense with vaseline amy



It's too blurry/film grain with shit lighting. I tried.



She needs to stop adding these filters to her videos. She said in a youtube comment its her webcams fault but i don't believe that, she's ruining her videos.



its not her camera. its added.

camera lens blur doesnt act this way.



Women love filters. Probably because they hide skin flaws. Compare with male ASMRtists: very little filtering going on by comparison.



Makeup and filters: what would these cunts do if they ever had to face reality?


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Amy without filters.



flagrant false advertising.

today women use "pancake" makeup to get a matte finish on their faces to hide their natural look and it's terrible. they look COMPLETELY different when they wash their faces.

and don't get me started on the face filter trend. all these women using makeup and then adding digital makeup filters a la snapchat et al. it's disgusting.

there's nothing wrong with using a little makeup to hide a blemish but literally caking your face in shit is beyond the pale. which will make them age faster since their skin can't breathe.

sad reality is that women only see their worth in their looks. and don't try to tell me it's the media pushing this on them because they have a choice.



men are complicit. anyone who has watched asmr for any length of time has seen enough makeup tutorials to know most of these hoes look like shit without, yet they still act as if they're hot.



It's men's fault for complaining about women without makeup.



lol no it isnt. its womens fault for hiding their true nature.women do it to attract men and then men get angry cuz the woman doesnt look the same when they wash their face.

its flagrant false advertising. plain and simple.

you must be a butthurt feminazi sjw whore



It's men's fault for being attracted to false standards of beauty.



butthurt female sjw confirmed

if women didnt wear metric shit tons of makeup then the standard wouldnt of been set.

fucking retard. learn to think for yourself and not just gobble up disinformation as fast as you gobble up the cock.



It's men's fault for believing that women put on makeup for men.



Woman confirmed. Only a woman would claim women don't wear makeup for men.



the jews did it.

bitch jew detected.



>men wear makeup for women

Literally your logic



>p4trs&ut wf#sdtvb khkilo C0y^x!

Literally your logic



>in which the prepubescent male mind melts from overexertion



>in which the prepubescent female mistakes her irrationality for everyone else's stupidity



>as if like a puppy, the now destroyed prepubescent male brain is incapable of thought beyond basic mimicry




>non memetext

Please stop, it is ugly.



Just put some makeup on it you whinging, patriarchal cunt



Elaborate on this one, how was that his logic?


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Right now she's back on tumblr telling everyone how she laid waste to 8chan with her superior logic.



you should cleaned under your nails, amy


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Even her hands are beautiful.



After investigating, asmrbylisa's demographics are almost perfectly 50/50.


Why can't I lick every square inch of Amy's skin?



If you saw Amy's skin without filters you would recoil in horror.



Let's see your perfect skin, you wank.



Why, do you want to lick me, too?



Are you gay? Actually I was hoping to roast you over a fire.



I'd be better used by grafting my perfect skin over Amy's hideous epidermis.



I want to hold them.


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Amy has mastered the art of being live while not being live lads! Zombie streams are hot on YouTube apparently and Amy wants in! Inspired by PPOMO apparently.



Does this mean that the betabux are on auto-pilot? I can go donate to her stream without her being there?

>gets out wallet

She's chatting with us now. Maybe she'll notice me.



Amy's livestreaming!



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You can tell she lurks. Screen cap'd this gem right here. Amy is pretty awesome, also BO waifu.



Ah shit, it's just prerecorded.

What are these 'ad breaks' she speaks of?



Ahh, the convenience of being channel owner, can ban all you want with no fear of being judged in return :) very brave


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She definitely lurks.


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>reminding Amy of Christina Grimmie

What a massive fucking faggot!

Amy, before you even ask, the answer to your question is a Smith & Wesson M&P9 Shield ($350) and a box of Hornady Critical Defense 9mm ammo.

t. /k/



And your concealed carry permit too. ;)



Jesus Christ she sounds like she's still in high school



Grimmie seemed like she would have done ASMR. Something was off about her though, like MK-Ultra weird. Fuck her.



A large percentage of ASMRtits are confirmed to lurk in the hate dungeon.



Kill yourself.



t. Christina Grimmie fan


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I'm looking forward to Amy's "Cleaning My New Gun ASMR" video. A couple of guys have done gun cleaning ASMR videos, but nothing real and nothing by a female. Such a video would be the first of it's kind. She'd probably get millions of views on it, especially since the M&P Shield is a really popular gun for women. Fuggg.

>Amy reads this and does it.

>Other ASMRtits copycat.

>Starts a gun trend for girls.

>Waifus then open up guntuber channels and get shit tons of sponsorships and quit asmr.

>Amy collab with hickok45.



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>poppy will never make a binaural whispering video

W h y e v e n l i v e ?



You've figured out her master plan. Good work lad!


That's what I said. She's live without being live (zombie stream).


I think she's talking about herself tbh fam.


Amy would win all of ASMR by doing this.


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>Using the slide catch to chamber a round


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solid 10


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She's pretty awesome


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Jesus, could Amy have an anymore prefect body. Fucking hell

best waifu status confirmed


>the ass in that skirt

I need it on my face.


Not unless she was bearing my child


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Should I download it or is it safe from future unannounced deletion?

I can't check it in detail at the moment because I'm busy.





You should download it, just in case.



Damn. Even fully clothed Amy's haul videos are sexier than anything Gwen does.

I hope she checks her traffic sources. You know where your true home is Amy.


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You're crazy



Deformed nose, crooked teeth and huge ears. Perfect for Circus.


She needs to do a leggings haul now.



Looks like she had an ass and boob job tbh. The plastic surgery she had on her face is even more obvious in this vid.



>The plastic surgery she had on her face is even more obvious in this vid.

Only problem is that surgeon was drunk.



She looks like she was travelling is some second world country like former Soviet Union or South America and got into a terrible traffic accident that smashed her face up and poorly trained doctor with breath reeking of vodka and a cigarette dangling off his lip did the reconstructive surgery while she was in a coma.



she'll have cute half black half white children :)



>look at my new sweater guys!

>camera centered on crotch


Jesus christ her body is unbelievable


I find her quite wuvly TBH. I'd take her over gibi, asmr drugling, and many others anyday. Plus, that lisp is a killer combo with her personality :3


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on the off chance that you're Amy, let me introduce myself to you. I am the creator of the most recent Amy Butt ASMR banner. I only created it as an admiration of thine holy patootie. I didn't mean to elicit any hard feelings or enmity from producing that banner :^)



She must be desperate for views. Whispering into a mic for money is the hard life.


damn for some little itty bitty swedish thing she got a unbelievably banging body


i still believe that amy is pure and not doing this for money.


Why do all of her videos look like she smeared vaginal discharge all over the lens before filming? Is it supposed to be relaxing or something?


I know way too much about Amy

>She is part Russian

>Boston and Chicago family

>Rich but not super wealthy

>Good job

>Very kind nice personality

>rich sheltered naiveté cuteness

>Very pure both morally and sexually

>Still a virgin although she has kissed and held hands

>People at her work treat her meanly

>Some her friends are snobs and jerks that don't value her enough

I think a lot of her fans are nice but we should never meet her even if we would treat her nicely because she deserves way better than us and it would be scary for her at first.



Some no sex before marriage type of religious zealotry?


anyone have her old deleted videos? they used to be in mega but i cant find the link anymroe



She reuploaded them, I guess she's really desperate for those views.




Which ones?


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I'm guessing he meant these ones



>Rich but not super wealthy

Rich bitch with Patreon

>Very pure both morally and sexually

>Still a virgin although she has kissed and held hands


>People at her work treat her meanly

>Some her friends are snobs and jerks that don't value her enough




those are edited tho?


Horrible nosejob, just why? It makes it hard to even enjoy the (better than average) ASMR.



Post some pre-plastic surgery pics.



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she did some podcast ive never heard of


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this is very fresh



Where's that OC of Gandolfini punching her in the face? I want to see that again. I can't stand the sight of her stupid deformed face.



Why are you trying so hard? You don't think she's deformed, no one does. She's the most beautiful woman in the world.



You're trying too hard, Amy.


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I will give $10,000 reward to anyone who can show me an in-focus, unfiltered, color-balanced photo of Amy.



Whose fucking hand is that?



Don't be daft its her BFs of course. And shes getting fucked silly as you cry yourself to sleep while you donate money.


This is all bullshit BTW in case you faggots actually believed any of it for a second



Amy is so innocent! She looks like a little girl! We must protect her at all costs.



That's how all photos look nowadays. Amy has nothing to hide, you sperglord.


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And you haters are already giving it dislikes without even watching the video. Fuck you.



>For Sasquatch Men

Amy confirmed for furry



>bigfoot haircut

asmr has gone of the rails



0% makeup 100% pretty




Disliked, just for you. You're welcome.



Amy does a lot of hairdresser/makeup person role playing.

Is it related to her line of work?



Disliked from all of my troll accounts.


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Amy's great, she's simply a wonderful human being, her beautiful nature shines through videos and makes us feel warm inside, that's why she's popular and a successful asmrtist. God bless her!

Y'all should make sure to watch all her videos and send some betabux if you can.



I find her adorable.



Get a life, Amy.



Get a wife, lamey.



Fuck off Amy and why is everything orange.



Orange because of trump. Duh!


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What racy videos are you talking about dear Anon? For research purposes of course! :)


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Amy Please…


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What the fuck is that ass for real?


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Another haul, boys

17:29 is really the only time she turns around in the video with tight clothing though.


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Can't believe she was in a car accident smh.



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Would be great if we could get a sauce.


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tits edition

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