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 No.39382

💙The old /amy/ thread got too long💙

💙and that's a shame💙

💙'cause when it comes to ASMR💙

💙Amy's got game!💙

 No.39384

>>39382

Good morning, BO!

I see you made a new thread for your waifu.

Amy is a talented and lovely young lady.


 No.39387

File: 9342862b16be87c⋯.png (210.94 KB, 566x738, 283:369, amy.png)

Help! I'm being inhaled into Amy's enormous nostrils!


 No.39390

I'd clean her teeth with my dick every morning and evening. She'd have perfect dental hygiene.


 No.39402

>>39390

Because your dick is the size of a toothpick.


 No.39403

>>39402

Lol!

~ Amy


 No.39422

>>39384

I'm not the BO. If I was, certain threads (Lisa) wouldn't be getting anchored. You speak sagely about Amy though!


 No.39423

She jerks like she got some muscular disease. What wrong with this girl?


 No.39427

>>39422

>not BO

>makes thread exactly the same as the one months ago

I remember your rhyme Amy.


 No.39429

>>39382

Is that a new microphone?


 No.39439

>>39423

They're just cute little twitches. She doesn't have Parkinson's.


 No.39443

>>39382

She has the look a clothing of a grade school teacher.


 No.39448

>>39443

I hope she isn't a grade school teacher.

Too many assholes on here who would try to use her more racy videos to get her fired.


 No.39531

>>39382

Why did you put question marks in the title OP?


 No.39563

>>39403

Prove you really are Amy. Post as board owner.


 No.39587

>>39563

I'm not the board owner!

~ Amy


 No.39592

>>39587

then name the asmrtist that IS the board owner :D


 No.39621

>>39592

It's Gibi.


 No.39623

>>39592

az anon


 No.39628

>>39621

>>39623

gibi is az anon?!

… it all makes sense now.


 No.39658

>>39623

If it was AZ anon, his threads would all be stickied and he wouldn't have to bump them like the desperate autist he is.


 No.39684

>>39658

not true. and gibi IS az anon. she's trying to take out her competition


 No.39743

>>39382

Let's write a love letter to Amy. Two to three words per post. I will start:

>Dear Amy,


 No.39744

>>39743

I know you


 No.39745

>>39744

like ayy lmaos


 No.39746

>>39744

from YouTube.


 No.39748

>>39745

and bigfoot.


 No.39750

>>39748

I'm a big


 No.39751

>>39750

men in


 No.39752


 No.39753

>>39751

black fan, do


 No.39754

>>39753

you like


 No.39756

>>39754

to dance hardstyle?


 No.39757

>>39756

I, personally,


 No.39759

>>39757

enjoy other waifus


 No.39766

>>39759

as well, but


 No.39776

>>39766

your phat ass


 No.39782

>>39776

makes me very


 No.39788

>>39743

>>39744

>>39745

>>39746

>>39748

>>39750

>>39751

>>39752

>>39753

>>39754

>>39756

>>39757

>>39759

>>39766

>>39776

>>39782

You're the biggest fucking faggot on this entire website. I see what you're doing. You're just doing this to bump your bitch waifu Amy thread to keep it at the top of page 1. Also, posting like this ensures eventually that you'll reach your bump limit and create a new thread for Amy. "Hur dur. Here's the 12th Amy thread you guys!" I used to like Amy, but you ruined her for me with your unrelenting faggotry. I hope your pet gets run over by a Chrysler 300 full of niggers playing "fantastic voyage" while smoking blunts. I hate you, anon, and I hope you kys soon.


 No.39789

>>39788

That's more than 3 words, post omitted.


 No.39791

>>39788 (heil)

it's not the same person posting those. thanks for the bump ;^)


 No.39826

>>39782

motivated to


 No.39847

I eat poo


 No.39852

>>39382

amy is so nice


 No.39855

>Dear Amy, I know you like ayy lmaos from YouTube. and bigfoot. I'm a big men in man* black fan, do you like to dance hardstyle? I, personally, enjoy other waifus as well, but your phat ass makes me very You're the biggest fucking faggot on this entire website. I see what you're doing. You're just doing this to bump your bitch waifu Amy thread to keep it at the top of page 1. Also, posting like this ensures eventually that you'll reach your bump limit and create a new thread for Amy. "Hur dur. Here's the 12th Amy thread you guys!" I used to like Amy, but you ruined her for me with your unrelenting faggotry. I hope your pet gets run over by a Chrysler 300 full of niggers playing "fantastic voyage" while smoking blunts. I hate you, anon, and I hope you kys soon.

who's sending it?


 No.39863

>>39855

Most of that is from >>39788 who is probably AZ anon or some other insane faggot and does not count as a human being and therefore does not count as an anon.

So nothing is being sent… yet.


 No.39865

>>39382

Watching this video shows how great Amy is.

She checked out different oatmeal sounds and found the best just for us.

She truly is the oatmeal queen.


 No.40112

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AMY IS PROMOTING DRUG USE!

DOES SHE DROP ACID?


 No.40142

>>40112

is amy an esoteric psychic witch?


 No.40147

File: 0060c5e6563e28f⋯.jpg (31.19 KB, 580x474, 290:237, amy wew.JPG)


 No.40152

>>40112

Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream

It is not dying, it is not dying


 No.40313

>>40147

She looks like a painting. That's one of the things I've always like about Amy's videos. She is not just an ASMRtist, but a great videographer.


 No.40380

>>40313

yeah. vaseline the lense and blur the fuck outta things.

very artsy, great videographer


 No.40448

>>40380

kys AZ anon.


 No.40473

>>40448

not az anon

just stating an obvious observation


 No.40600

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>>39865

Truly Amy is the Wilford Brimley of ASMR.

>discusses instant oatmeal with the intensity of a drill sergeant.

I recalled this commercial from memory. I'm such an oldfag.


 No.40606

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Perwadjyt? Is this some kind of code? What does she mean by this lads?

>TRIGGER WARNING: SAND NIGGER SIMULATOR


 No.40607

>>40606

I love this Pharaoh series she's doing.

Amy needs to get on Twitch ASAP.


 No.40612

>>40600

checked

God bless you fellow old fag. I'm happy to know that I'm still in good company here. Newfags will never understand the importance of a nutritious bowl of hot oatmeal to start their day. Newfags deserve to get diabeetus. RIP based Wilford.


 No.40642

>>40600

>1988

That's pretty old assuming you were an adult back then.


 No.40646

💙The old Amy thread got too long💙

💙And that's good💙

💙Because she's a cunt💙

💙Fuck you bluewhispershill💙


 No.40651

>>40112

D R U G

R

U

G


 No.40653

>>40112

when the incense is lit …


 No.40656

I want to have sexual intercourse with amy


 No.40658

File: 8a22b2f52a5b177⋯.jpg (47.58 KB, 401x516, 401:516, 8a22b2f52a5b17786abfc01f94….jpg)


 No.40660

File: 4a6dd1b5ae12fb7⋯.jpg (47.2 KB, 400x375, 16:15, 1457908979753.jpg)


 No.40674

File: 2daaa314f0a0bc3⋯.png (65.61 KB, 298x251, 298:251, disgust onix.png)


 No.40677

>>40656

I just want to hold her hand or let her rape me with a strap-on.


 No.40678

>>40677

Amy is a very sweet girl. She would be nice enough to give you a reach around while she pegged you.


 No.40697

>>40656

>>40677

>>40678

If you look deeply into Amy's eyes, you can see an innocence there which indicates she would do no such thing.

It also strongly suggests that she is a pure virgin. This is what makes her such great waifu material.


 No.40699

>>40697

Amy loves girls! She does the nasty thing with them!


 No.40712

>>40642

18 is an adult according to the hate dungeon anchor rule, so I guess I was an adult.

>>40646

bluewhisperhatefag! Long time no see bro, where ya been? I like your poem!


 No.40737

FYI to all y'all Bluefags, I'm hiding this thread because Amy is unworthy of even the moment it takes to glance at her stupid face every time I come to this board.


 No.40739

>>40737

you know you dont have to announce everything you do


 No.40878

File: 26e401e3b1c5bfc⋯.jpg (48.67 KB, 696x564, 58:47, castle.jpg)

>>40737

I'm going to kill you some day.


 No.41078

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Amy removes alien microbes from your dirty, filthy body. Shower some time anon!

Look at that request for an ebolachan roleplay. You lads aren't being very subtle.


 No.41090

File: 9de2cd0e8100e69⋯.webm (8.19 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Ebola-chan's Hospital.webm)


 No.41168

>>41078

>>41090

Hang on is this proof that she's here?


 No.41173

File: a1d91c77eb28235⋯.png (214.24 KB, 530x750, 53:75, asmr-thief-demotivational.png)

>>41078

inb4 buttmad betas come crying to her defense.


 No.41178

File: ba4fc3e99c2030d⋯.jpg (21.8 KB, 606x166, 303:83, Capture.JPG)

>>41168

Ebola-chan thread created here on 5/13.

>>40513

2 days later, Amy and another girl make quarantine rp on 5/15.

Ebola-chan comment is second top comment.

>you're a bad influence on me lol

Is she lurking? Amy?

Whoever makes an Ebola-chan ebola awareness roleplay first is undoubtably lurker confirmed.


 No.41180

>>41173

>an hour apart

>34 minute video

>"copy" is 20 minutes

amy confirmed time witch

inb4 t. buttmad beta


 No.41193

>>41178

That doesn't prove that she lurks. She's talking about the YT comments.

We would need to see her do something mentioned here but not in the YT comments.


 No.41195

>>41193

Hi Amy.


 No.41196

>>41178

Ebola is pretty much dead. You guys suck.


 No.41217

>>41196

Ebola-chan is merely dormant, not dead.


 No.41274

>>41196

Ebola never dies. It just hides in monkeys. Its thirst for nigger blood is insatiable. Ebola will emerge and feed upon nigger blood once again.


 No.41550

>>41180

>>an hour apart

The way youtube stats are counted 1:59hr is still counted as 1hr even though its 2hrs.

>>34 minute video

>>"copy" is 20 minutes

>amy confirmed time witch

119 - (34+20) = 65 minutes to spare

>implying she watched the entire 34minute video and didn't just copy the concept

Revision: 119 - 20 = 99 minutes to spare lrn2math More than enough time to copy.

Go back to leddit Daddy Betabux.


 No.41581

File: b031331c206db16⋯.jpg (23.57 KB, 480x462, 80:77, b031331c206db1644d82cf2218….jpg)

>>41550

Who copied who here? How can one know the exact time a YT video was posted? I only ever see the day.


 No.41595

>>41581

Didn't you know that we're all supposed hackers on steroids? Our autism is unstoppable. We know everything before it even happens.


 No.41620

File: 0a1c018b6543304⋯.png (350.8 KB, 1001x702, 77:54, :asmr:tism.png)

>>41550

>The way youtube stats are counted 1:59hr is still counted as 1hr even though its 2hrs.

Source? Youtube rounds up, not down. As you can see from my attached image, the videos are only 21:19 apart. Amy's video is 19:42 long, meaning that she would've had 1:37 of wiggle room.

>More than enough time to copy.

In less than 2 minutes, she would have needed to purchase a hazmat suit and a gas mask, prepare video and audio recording equipment, and upload over 19 minutes of 1080p HD video onto Youtube. This also assumes that she saw crinkleluvin's video right after it was uploaded, did not watch any of it, and immediately came up with the idea to copy the concept.

>Go back to leddit Daddy Betabux.

Go back to cuckchan. I have never given betabux to any ASMRtist. But I am your daddy though.

>>41581

you need to be a l33t hacker liek me


 No.41707

>>41620

She commented on the crunkleluvin's video, so I don't think she is unaware of it.

Also, one involves alien microbes, while the other is just a normal quarantine.

I think it was just a coincidence.


 No.41710

>>41707

>I think it was just a coincidence.

no shit

>Check out this rp by crinkleluvin asmr https://youtu.be/PNkUXYuMwYA we didn't plan these videos together :) it was just a wonderful synchronization 🙇🏼‍♀️

From Amy's description.

Clearly she has esoteric powers and is capable of harnessing synchronicity for her personal use. She has also revealed part of her power level when she mentioned that she is capable of lucid dreaming.


 No.41751

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Amy in cargo shorts. Was she a tomboy in her youth?


 No.41752

>>41751

almost the exact time as posted. are you a notification squad subscriber or are you shilling, amy?


 No.41754

>>41751

Read the description faggot


 No.41755

>>41754

>Disclaimer: Amzn.to links are affiliate links. It doesn't cost you any money, but if you buy anything from Amazon, I make a small percentage from the sale.

HOLY SHIT!

AMY IS A PRODUCT SHILL!


 No.41756

File: bf91e672719bf60⋯.jpg (23.83 KB, 540x417, 180:139, delet pichu.jpg)

>>41755 (checked)


 No.41759

>>41751

You can tell how horny she is when starts rubbing her ass pockets


 No.41761

>>41759

She needs a nice big BLACK dick.


 No.41763

Amy, if you are reading this, please contact me. I desperately wish to be used full time as your in-home toilet.


 No.41767

>>41763

She doesn't need a toilet. She doesn't do those things.

Amy is pure.


 No.41769

>>41767

You are wrong. Her ass is filled to the brim with succulent turds waiting to be released. I will latch on like a remora to extract them if I have to.


 No.41774

>>41769

Aliens do not poop.


 No.41784

Amy, do you have any crinkly booty shorts? You know, for uh… for gardening…


 No.41855

File: 3dd27c3770ff6a5⋯.jpg (8.15 KB, 187x250, 187:250, 1409883774802s.jpg)


 No.41864

>>41751

This is the absolute stupidest idea ever for an ASMR video. Only a total retard like Amy could have thought of this. This is the nadir of ASMR. I hope she falls off the El platform and gets crushed by a train but doesn't die immediately and languishes in agony for hours while paramedics toil in vain to extricate her from beneath the wheels..


 No.41865

>>41864

Whoa, man, you're edgy and dangerous. Amy better not make anymore videos that aren't up to your standards or who knows what you'll do.


 No.41866

File: 0719f9b3b00dc11⋯.jpg (91.22 KB, 539x640, 539:640, 0719f9b3b00dc11104e4f25640….jpg)


 No.41872

>>41864

Bro, do you even tingle? Crinkle clothing is an ASMR classic. Fuckin' normies.


 No.41873

>>41864

Okay fella


 No.41880

>>41872

No, I don't tingle. I find crinkly clothing mildly annoying at best but I don't mind when Maria or others wear it while doing something else. But this just emphasizes the absurdity of ASMR videos on YT: there's no reason at all for this not to be audio only. You could get a better sound by manipulating the fabric with your hands next to the mic. Walking back and forth for 18 minutes is just moronic.


 No.41897

File: 80dcd111d374007⋯.png (460.26 KB, 534x450, 89:75, 😂 pikachu.png)

>>41864

>>41880

>No, I don't tingle.


 No.41901

File: a9a80e48a103cf2⋯.png (139.23 KB, 612x284, 153:71, tingles.png)

>>41897

Bluewhisper's "tingle" maker


 No.42001

>>41901

Her belt?


 No.42002

>>41901

Dr Pavel, I'm ASMR


 No.42008

Yoga shorts when?


 No.42054

>>41550

if you're serious, you're a special kind of stupid


 No.42076

>>41620

>hazmat suit and a gas mask

kek

She is using painters equipment. Which many people have in their garage.

>implying her husband/bf/lover doesn't spend time being manly in the garage.

>implying she doesn't spend time being manly in the garage.

>implying she isn't a man.

Have you seen her manly nose? He/She has clearly had some work done to alter its' appearance.

Did you even watch the video?

>upload over 19 minutes of 1080p HD video onto Youtube

It is 2017. Many people have gigabit internet, unlike plebs such as yourself who are still using dial up.

>I have never given betabux to any ASMRtist.

LMFAO whether or not you call the money that you give her, betabux, is irrelevant.

>>Go back to leddit Daddy Betabux.

>Go back to cuckchan.

>implying that leddit isn't worse than cuckchan.

Spoken like a true ledditfag.


 No.42340

New Pokémon cards unboxing video by Amy

You can find your own random booster pack of Pokémon on Amazon.com at https://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Random-Booster-Cards-Pack/dp/B001DIJ48C

Disclaimer: Amzn.to links are affiliate links. It doesn't cost you any money, but if you buy anything from Amazon, I make a small percentage from the sale.


 No.42341

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.42342

>>42341

Link to booster pack for this video: http://amzn.to/2r3HQTV


 No.42343

>>42342

fuck off Amy


 No.42447

>>42340

>>42341

>>42342

surviving the ADpocalypse :)


 No.42492

Brrr! I need to put on a coat because it's gettin' shilly in here.

Why did I make this thread again? Oh yeah! I love Amy. ^_^


 No.42585

>>42492

>it's gettin' shilly in here

Amy has every right to promote Amazon affiliate links in a thread dedicated to her.

Why would you make this thread if you didn't want to promote Amy and help her make money?


 No.42605

Amy is the best at making ASMR videos, this has been a fact for a long tome now. I always come here to watch the screams of the non-believers.

Amy comes here often, to watch the lost ones aswell, to watch them deny the truth of this fact.

we all love to watch you scream…

"Everything is Blue is this World" - Amy ^_^


 No.42749

>>42585

When bluewhispershillfag thinks you're shilling too hard, you might be shilling too hard.


 No.42905

I had a dream about Amy last night, she kept wanting to hang out with my mother and play that Pharaoh game. What does this mean?


 No.42914

>>42905

it means that she's lesbian and you're getting cucked by your own mother


 No.42928

File: daf50c35bf39dc2⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x272, 20:17, daf50c35bf39dc2ed9d147c551….jpg)


 No.42933

>>42341

>grown woman buys pokemon cards

further proof Amy is retarded


 No.42934

>>42933

>grown man complains like a bitch and rebbitspaces like a faggot


 No.43100

>>42934

>faggot thinks "rebbitspacing" is a thing


 No.43298

>>42934

>whining about rebbitspacing relentlessly

You must return to halfchan.


 No.43299


 No.43330

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Don't fight lads! Watch Amy's new video instead! It's about grooming a horrid demon dog in the underworld. Senpai noticed us!


 No.43331

>>43330

Yes! She loves me even though im filthy and stinking! I'll never turn off this video! She's way better than my real mom!


 No.43333

>>43330

Looking good BO.


 No.43335

>>43330

she's wearing whore makeup


 No.43337

>>43335

BE NICE TO AMY


 No.43339

File: 77eb1735d853a1a⋯.jpg (661.72 KB, 1236x917, 1236:917, 3235117784_o.jpg)


 No.43340

File: a1bee1065944fc6⋯.jpg (84.97 KB, 393x758, 393:758, feelsno.jpg)


 No.43366

File: 83673eb799b9712⋯.webm (1.86 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ami.webm)

all hail goddess amy


 No.43370

>>43335

Amy makes it work though.


 No.43384

File: 279711521ddabcf⋯.jpg (14.63 KB, 320x303, 320:303, lordkeke.jpg)

>>43340

To kill a froge is bad luck.


 No.43396

File: 8dc6646acfe7882⋯.jpg (39.41 KB, 700x467, 700:467, joy.jpg)

>>43366

That little kiss at the end.


 No.43495

File: 6fab200998b5fea⋯.jpeg (90.52 KB, 732x826, 366:413, BorgQueen.jpeg)

That's who she reminded me of.


 No.43508

tbh the Borg Queen was hot in that movie


 No.43663

>>43495

I hope you've suggested she role play as the Borg Queen. You can send it to her email:

[email protected]

If we all do it, then she will think it's what her fans want. Just don't mention this place.


 No.43668

>>43495

You're right but the borg queen is actually better looking


 No.43672

>>43663

You know she probably comes here right?


 No.43686

>>43366

link to the full video?


 No.43688


 No.43715

>>43672

This will be the ultimate test of that hypothesis.




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