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File: 6ccf785ab0ef091⋯.jpg (88.56 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, joshua_fairweather.jpg)


Joshua wants to know "Why am I such a loser?" Discuss.



xbox password: helannah96


middle name - Cuck




How long until this bitch will go full camwhore?

ASMR channel meh, Gofundme flopped and Joshua doesn't have enought betabux to support her.



He said on her gofundme that he set up her "fanpage". See if you can find that.


File: b8f1c9e9043859b⋯.jpg (113.34 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C6gNtu2WcAIxmyn.jpg)

Epic thread op


>lovingthatredheadallie_This absolute gem of a person has been literally my closest friend over the last few months. She has done more for me than she would ever realise, whether that be uploading a photo, video or doing a livestream, it always brings my mood around. I know there have been times this year where we have disagreed with eachother and had arguments but thats the sign of a strong friendship because no friendship or relationship goes without any hiccups. Her general persona is enough to lighten even the dampest of fires, from her batty personality to her giving out advice to those who need it. To me she's an inspiration, someone who I can look upto when I need some help. Thank you Allie for being you ❤


File: 8a4c27d838a141c⋯.jpg (93.99 KB, 932x599, 932:599, skank.jpg)

Frame your ASMRtits so they know you really love them


File: 28e94c42e4eb085⋯.jpg (102.01 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, C9ynUw8XUAAPS_P.jpg)

Why haven't you printed your favourite ASMRtits on a tshirt yet?


File: 458e7850b034672⋯.jpg (10.36 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1477712928308.jpg)



this is too much!


File: a6ba6b27c5f87ad⋯.png (140.24 KB, 579x310, 579:310, mlady.png)

Unironic use of m'lady

Not sure if I've ever seen this before.




This guy is milking it for all its worth. I will admit it does take some balls to meme yourself like this.


This guy is a god


File: bd4ef3ffdffcbd2⋯.jpg (9.2 KB, 191x255, 191:255, awsum.jpg)



is he /Our Guy/?


File: 0aad753db097b09⋯.mp4 (502.93 KB, 360x640, 9:16, josh.mp4)



this fucking guy, I have never seen a more pathetic piss stain of a human being in my life


>Just talk to me would be nice, I have literally no one to talk to me 24/7 :(

>I havent felt love at all in my life, feel so ugly :(

<Joshua Fairweather just kill yourself

>@gwengwiz look what someone posted on my comment on your video 😭


File: f7aab22c2abf7bd⋯.jpeg (146.47 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, Coy7yIOWEAA1Bi_.jpg:large.jpeg)


File: 6f9d6c9cfc08ba8⋯.png (36.48 KB, 594x388, 297:194, Capture.PNG)

What happened to this kid that he has to look to half-witted e-whores for role models?



He doesn't actually look up to her this is just a really, really, REALLY fucked up mating strategy.

Absolutely degenerate shit.



Why can't he be so beta he picked a female role model? He also likes female wrestlers.

I get the impression he doesn't have a father.



Don't you dare compare JUNKS to Josh! JUNKS is a stone cold baller compared to Josh. JUNKS uses these bitches for his own satisfaction and gives them nothing in return.



Because role models are someone you want to be like, not someone you want to fuck.

Liking female wrestlers is just more of his fucked up mating strategy.

He likes to imagine them getting knocked out so he can play with their unconscious bodies.



Yeah, it's weird: his interests aren't particularly gay: played soccer in school, cars, motorcycles, professional wrestling, hot chicks. It's not as if he's watching Rupaul or wearing makeup. He must have been beaten daily by his step/father as a child to have such low self esteem.



My god you're right!

It's only a matter of time before he rapes. He must be stopped.



He doesn't have the capacity to rape. If he was a potential rapist he wouldn't be writing body positivity messages for his favorite tingle artist.


File: ed8ba5541032953⋯.png (99.68 KB, 588x465, 196:155, nigra.png)

Possible blacked fetish.



This kid is every beta meme all rolled into one.


File: 7d885d0c3997859⋯.png (396.61 KB, 950x480, 95:48, redheads.png)

He definitely has a type.


File: bc263297c9484d3⋯.png (8.84 KB, 584x73, 8:1, Capture.PNG)


Nah, I think he wants them to knock him around. The 122 lb weakling wants to be dominated by strong women.


File: 7324ea648b55925⋯.mp4 (983.31 KB, 640x360, 16:9, abandon_thread.mp4)

Fuck I can't take any more of this guy.


File: 6b35bf41f8d8511⋯.png (199.49 KB, 320x728, 40:91, Nia_Jax_stat--bcb1d92f794f….png)


And he was saying this to Nia Jax, who is a big fat half breed samoan. She's like the female version of the Big Show.


File: 8a2e687f3f73c2f⋯.mp4 (1.96 MB, 854x480, 427:240, friends.mp4)


Unironically this. JUNKS gets all them hoes to do his bidding, and when he gets what he wants he reveals his true powerlevel and rides off into the sunset, knowing that the ASMR-tits know he's jacking off furiously to their vids and there's nothing they can do about it.



he does it for free?



Maybe "dominant" is just a polite way of saying "fat" then. Coz it's important to be polite when you're tweeting at celebrities who will never see your tweets.


File: c0a4881b90d934c⋯.jpg (240.12 KB, 1152x2048, 9:16, why.jpg)

repost from Gwen thread



The best thing about this is that it looks like a severed head. It looks like he flew to Australia, found out where she lived, lay in wait for her, decapitated her, flew home with her head in an ice chest, then lovingly set it in a place of honor on a red silk-covered table strewn with rose petals.



Where did this come from, anyway? Writing such a letter is sad enough, but posting it to social media is beyond pathetic.


File: 5677cad066ee1dc⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 595x336, 85:48, 4965663-3276120950-kqrmd.jpg)


Has this lolcow been milked dry?



>silk-covered table

See how much he cares? I wouldn't have gone beyond plastic to make it easier to clean up.


Ill kick it off, just find sloots from his friends list and pretend like he's jerking off to them and cumming to their pictures.

considering how legitimately odd he seems, I think they'll believe it. I'm kicking it off





Image won't post, but how's this?




this, but do it to his sister



I disapprove. That's trolling just to be a cunt. It won't teach him the error of his ways.



Why not shoop some cum onto one of his pics



>People still don't know Jim E. Russel, or Mirin Gains.


File: ce0509f7c052e1a⋯.mp4 (6.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, TIPS 4 NEWBZ.mp4)


He has a sister? Pics.



There's in the Gwen thread


File: ff4ae3cb884a38c⋯.jpg (69.4 KB, 720x946, 360:473, ff4ae3cb884a38c4dc11022f52….jpg)


1. Print out photos of Gwen and the red head

2. Spunk all over them

3. Photo of mess

4. Spoof email from Josh to ASMRtits business email

5. I love you so much, look at all my spooge. I'll visit you soon and we will be best friends.


This lolcow is dry. Time to put him out to pasture.


To escspe being a loser you simply have to lift weights.

After 6-12 months bitches be mirin. They give up their submissive energy, and add to your dominant energy. The minor details such as have your penetrated her with your phallus isn't really important. Once you catch them mirin, they're done.

Of course to actually perform intercourse you also need to keep your autism in check for up to 12 hours at a time.

Hard, but can be done with concentration.



He definitely would have the capacity for date rape. Many of these highly feminist men are usually rapists or molesters-in-waiting.




where have all the good trolls gone? everyone's such a lightweight now



I just think it's beneath Le Hate Dungeon. It's not just kicking a man when he's down, it's like kicking a baby when he's down. If he's really as friendless as he claims to be, scaring off the few acquaintances he has is not something I want on my conscience. I do like the idea of trolling Gwen or Allie, however, since those aren't real friends.



How about this one? https://twitter.com/Josher997/status/893184360287023106

I'm beginning to think nothing we could do to this guy would cause half as much damage as he does to himself.



He's just a pathetic numale.

His life must suck incredibly to be reduced to this. I don't really have any desire to jump onto that dogpile.

When I scroll up and look at that pic of him in a suit, I look in his eyes and don't just see the sorrow of Josh, but the sorrow of humanity.


File: a0a3fa943d0a7d4⋯.png (19 KB, 544x320, 17:10, Capture.PNG)

Fresh Josh

>looking stupid

>not into lesbo

current mood: REALLY unhappy


Fuck this. He needs to kill himself or be encouraged to do so. One day some bitch might feel sorry for him and fuck him, impregnating herself and enslaving him to her. His genes must not reproduce. Suicide should be encouraged to put him out of his misery.


This guy gives me a weird mixture of pity and disgust


How old is this faggot?

Anything under than 24 I say leave him alone.

25 and up he's fair game.

I can't exactly blame him for growing up to be a nutless pathetic idiot with the way our society is, but by the time you're 25 you should have at least chosen a dignified silence over this shit.



Had the same feeling, until I saw >>56123

I can't feel pity for someone who can't enjoy F4F

This guy is beyond any help - the best we can do is push him over the edge.


He's a lonely 20 year old autistic virgin from the cuck capital of the world (Britain) can't you people be productive and find some asmrtist nudes or something? He's never going to reproduce because he can't talk to girls unless he pities them into replying and any girl that feels as sorry for him as Gwen or Allie or someone would never let him get near them. Not worth the effort.


File: 85bd93248c8590d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.82 KB, 1520x922, 760:461, tits or gtfo.jpg)


>can't you people be productive and find some asmrtist nudes or something?




tbh isn't that the whole point?

who doesn't imagine that?


This guy is finished. He'll suicide in the next 5 years 100% certainty.

He'll take an overdose, or use a disposable BBQ in an inclosed space.

Status updated: WontFix


File: 507da2d0de2ee95⋯.png (20.76 KB, 335x386, 335:386, file_2746.png)

He's milking every asmrtist he can at this point



No fucking way, this guy is having us on


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File: 9ae1cfa416365ec⋯.jpg (7.38 KB, 236x177, 4:3, sex.jpg)


xbox password on paper magnetted to his mirror

>he regularly needs to check his xbox password when he looks in the mirror.

Autism? I hardly knew him.



Did anyone try to log in using it?


File: a30f2686400e1e7⋯.png (409.74 KB, 534x420, 89:70, saveas.png)


>i'm approaching 220kg


File: 2e85ca8f4ee61ae⋯.jpg (17.48 KB, 462x353, 462:353, tyler.jpg)


>Did anyone try to log in using it?

nobody has an xbox


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


First 5 seconds of this video by sparkleasmr123, you can very clearly hear a nigglet baby crying.

Josh sure knows how to pick them, shiiite.



>clearly hear a nigglet baby crying.

ASMR: when you want to camwhore for shekels but your too dumb to know how


File: 0c23261ec8a4fb9⋯.jpg (102.5 KB, 1281x720, 427:240, cutter.jpg)


Also weird bandage on wrist, could be a cutter



He's so damn desperate he'd be a-ok with her cucking him and constantly being pregnant from her coalburning sessions.



JUNKS is a turbo chad god of sex compared to this pathetic cuck


File: a2d0205833edd64⋯.jpg (12.01 KB, 240x240, 1:1, JackBlack.jpg)


>'oh, this bandage?'

>'ummm yeah…. not going to talk about that. heh.'

>patreon *ahem* pateron though *ahem* umm if you want to support my videos….




He just turned 20. He said in that letter he was 55kg and now he says 220kg so either he's lying or retarded.



Tweet him anons, tell him you have nudes of Gwenjizz and you will post them everywhere and ruin her ASMR career unless he deposits $500 in your PayPal. He'll flip his shit.



Gwen has practically done nudes in her ASMR vids, so you'd have to say you have hardcore porn. It would be better if we had a shooped example to send him, something that would disgust him while he fapped to it.


File: 7a43105394a66ab⋯.png (110.45 KB, 895x468, 895:468, Capture.PNG)

One of the ASMRtits snitched on us.



Damn it, I was really hoping for some fresh Josh today



>skyrim twitter icon

>not even some meme shit like the viking helmet its for one of the super bland factions from a super bland game

you cant make this shit up




How do people get to this point in life without killing themselves?



By being in school.

All the time you're in education, you at least get to stand in the same room as females your age.

Now he's left education it won't take long.

(I stand by my prediction of overdose or BBQ carbon monoxide)


Someone make a fake ASMR twatter account and send him a request on there



His twitter is absolutely mined out.

Youtube comments is where the action will be.



He's bestest friends with KaysASMR, ElleBelle, Gwen, ASMRwithAllie, and TeacupAudio. That's all I can remember.



Well, if we keep an eye on the comment sections for their videos, I'm sure he'll pop up.



For extra fun, make friends with him through comments section then subtly fuck with his mind.



Catfish him.


File: 13e2cbd8e4f77f1⋯.png (16.02 KB, 741x94, 741:94, Capture.PNG)



This is a serial killer material. One day when he realizes that he'll never get any of those pussies he'll snap and kill some innocent girl in the neighbourhood, mark my words.


File: 63be5de3e2fb23d⋯.jpg (314.35 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, bullyranger.jpg)



That's the creepiest one yet



It's possible he already is a serial killer. Would be interesting to see the missing person reports from around where he lives.


File: 9b89db641161276⋯.jpg (25.01 KB, 480x360, 4:3, You_can_t_dodge_the_rodge_….jpg)



What's so bizarre is that he insists on believing all these ASMRtits are his "friends". He even refers to having "met" them.



Checked. Double 00's confirm this.



Its a bit of a stretch. He does 100% seem like stalker material though.


He looks weak as hell, doubt he'd ever try and kill someone.

However it's easy to see what he'll look like in 10 years (if he doesn't kill himself). Dirty rain coat, greasy matted hair, desperately stalking women, fapping in bushes, stealing their washing. It's going to be ugly.



Elliot Rodger hated women for not fucking him; Josh hates himself for being unfuckable. His self-loathing will have to turn outward before he becomes dangerous.



How do you understand people like that? It's almost like you're not autistic. Get out.


I have a retarded cousin that talks to celebrities on twitter like they're real people that she knows ("LOL that's so Kim! How was your day today? See any good movies?")

Josh is like that except he found a minor form of celebrity that will (sometimes) write back.


File: e1df7ae08a033ad⋯.png (17.75 KB, 832x107, 832:107, Capture.PNG)

Josh has big news! What could it be? He probably knows he's under surveillance now, hence the secrecy.



>Happy Sunday



I'm kinda curious how old you are to feel pity for him.

If I were 25 I'd think, "he'll sort himself out eventually." Now I'm just thinking how great it would be if he could be made an example of. Like if he were publically humiliated so viciously that it goes viral. And not just on the internet, but on some late night talk show that spreads the meme to all of America.

Then he could be the western world's preeminent cuck. A shining example, crossing the boundaries of time and nation, of how not to be a man. Because it doesn't matter if this one dude discovers a modicum of dignity. Not one little bit. The only thing that matters is what he can do metapolitically.



"my other ball finally dropped!"



This. He could be the catalyst that sets Western civilization back on track.

Josh was cucked for your sins.



How likely is that to happen?



Not very. He's going to kill himself tomorrow when Gwen snubs him.


File: c87c0cd83550d3d⋯.jpg (38.47 KB, 500x364, 125:91, 5a[1].jpg)


Nah, he thinks he's a piece of shit who deserves to be ignored, so it will come as just one more disappointment.



It's just a hypothetical. I'm thinking it would be less of a false hope than "THIS horrific terrorist attack will wake Germany up for sure!"

The key is in the humiliation. When a terrorists attack, the sentiment the normies are told to feel is something ennobling. According to the media, it's not that mudpeople are raping our daughters en masse, robbing us blind, and murdering us in the streets like dogs; it's that "love conquers hate" or some bullshit like that. "Aren't we fucking brave to put up with this? Let's keep making it worse until we're extinct."

Supposing he were made a national object of ridicule 'in the media', people would easily associate his beta behavior and attitudes with his terminal sexlessness. As they should. Of course the media is never going to do something like that, but it's not like that's the only way for the meme to spread.



He'd have to be destroyed in an appropriate way, however. Otherwise the takeaway would just be "Mean internet trolls destroy sad lonely guy". He'd have to be led to destroy himself in a way that exploits his own foibles and gets no sympathy from the general public.



That would be super rare. Like the sexually deviant equivalent of starwars kid.



I'm 28 and humble enough to remember all the absurdly beta shit I used to do.

Thankfully it all happened in real life and/or on yahoo messenger instead of youtube.

Don't get me wrong I don't give a single fuck what you guys do to him but whatever happens it will be more like a greek tragedy to me than just a dionysian revel of lulz. You guys will merely lol but I will lol and cry.


His big news must have been that he's changed his YT name to Josher 997. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4M4utcyxXOzj0kwFenSFmA You can run, Josh, but you can't hide.


File: a456e201a21dfaf⋯.png (120.38 KB, 852x948, 71:79, joshersgf.png)

In his own way, Josh is just like JUNKS or Jon Davidson: instead of matches or black nails, Josh's fetish is pity.



It sucks that our culture has such a taboo against suicide.

If Josh was a nip, he'd have hung himself in the forest already.



fuck this is sad as hell


File: ee03a6e2843d28a⋯.jpg (109.1 KB, 625x1111, 625:1111, pig.jpg)




We should start making accounts in his name with his pic. "Hey. It's me, Josh. I had to make another account because the trolls keep messing with me." Then start leaving weird ass comments for ASMRtits using his likeness. Hilarity ensues.



The first time you see it, it's sad. After a while it's just annoying. Now you can see why this cunt has no friends in real life: constantly whining about what a loser he is, how depressed he is, how unloved he feels, all the while refusing to take any action to improve his situation. He just wants people to feel sorry for him.


File: b5e6560dfe64dc5⋯.jpg (165.48 KB, 900x900, 1:1, acf10f975736fabf0219292970….jpg)


Git to gittin'.



Comments will have to be subtle and awkward. Can't just go in and say you jacked off to her today. Become the cuck and leave equally strange and pathetic comments like the real Josh would.



Not sure about sad or annoying.

More like immediate revulsion, followed by instinct to quarantine and purge the corruption from this world.



Yeah, really push the "woe-is-me" angle. Demand pity to an annoying degree until his ASMR "friends" become alienated. "I keep getting trolled because of all I do for you. You owe me!"



>"I keep getting trolled because of all I do for you. You owe me!"

comedy gold

"Don't you understand that I would die for you?"

"I added another picture of you to my wall today."

So much fucked up shit that we can say. The possibilities are endless. We could meme this kid straight into the looney bin.



I can just imagine him in the mental health ward, talking to a mop as his imaginary ASMRtits friends.



"I want to get a picture of you tattooed on my chest. Please send me a special one just for me."





Nah, I know what hes doing, hes trying to impress them, OH MY LOOK AT HOW MUCH WEIGHT IVE LOST.


People like this wouldnt have happened 60years ago.



>i'm approaching 220kg

If anything he's gained weight. 220kg = 485 lbs and you can tell from his photos he's nowhere near that fat, so it was prob a typo.


I'm in an asmrtists discord with this guy. All he does is drool over her and beg for her attention. He used to get depressed when she deleted instagram pics he liked. When he got that tshirt of allie asmr and she posted his selfie on her instagram to promote her merch and deleted it a few days later he was mentioning everyone in the server to tell them he's gonna kill himself


>ASMRtits merchandise is a thing

What a time to be alive



Most of the big asmrtists have merchandise in some way or another mostly tshirts and stuff. So now instead of someone catching you watching asmr and you trying to explain it to them you can walk around explaining it to strangers on the street when they ask where you got your shirt



Agatha t-shirts when


>Not wanting to buy a jar of Heather's farts


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I think we should deliver an ultimatum to Josh: get off of YouTube or we'll ruin your life. Not only will we make YT scorched earth for you, we'll go after your friends and family. We'll find out where you live, where you go to uni.

Really, it's for your own good, Joshie. You need some tough love. You need to get back into the real world and make some real friends. Do it now while you're still at university, while it's still easy. It gets much, much harder after you leave school.



Agreed, and send the msg to Gwenjizz and the other ASMRtit he obsesses over, Alicia whatever.



No, they might offer moral support and encourage him to stand fast. After all, they have nothing to lose.



Pretty much this. He gives them money all the time so they will defend him


File: 213fdd7c02248e8⋯.jpg (20.65 KB, 382x389, 382:389, black premature.jpg)


>To escspe being a loser you simply have to lift weights.

Can confirm. I'm an ugly fucker and only 5'8, but after I put on 30kg over 10 months and got lean I catch girls mirin' at parties and nightclubs constantly

Still doesn't help the 'tism though, you need to work on that.



>He just turned 20

It's all over for him.


Absolutely this.



>Don't get me wrong I don't give a single fuck what you guys do to him but whatever happens it will be more like a greek tragedy to me than just a dionysian revel of lulz. You guys will merely lol but I will lol and cry.

I was absurdly beta too. See the thing is that you can genuinely interest women by being a little bitch and asking them to help you because you're 'depressed, have a messed up childhood, etc' but you won't get any sex or a relationship out of it - so you're wasting your time because you can't have a meaningful relationship with a woman.

I'm 24 now and that was back when I was 14. but I still cringe thinking about it



>I'm in an asmrtists discord with this guy.

Got a link?



bumping for interest

I'd like to know too.



Nope it's private


File: 2a04f245e3d11c5⋯.jpg (57.55 KB, 837x448, 837:448, 01866e93c72216609f8961cd08….jpg)


Lurking ASMRtits or betacuck patron identified.



no its free to join but you have to ask to join. the discord join link is only good for one use and I cant make one because no permissions


File: 853f0f90bd8e192⋯.jpg (195.66 KB, 720x541, 720:541, joshclass.jpg)

I just noticed this in what is presumably Josh's class photo. You get the feeling that if you asked his classmates about him, they probably wouldn't even remember him. "Who? Joshua Fairchild? I don't remember anyone by that name in our class."


File: 23daf9baaeb96e2⋯.jpg (167.01 KB, 1000x673, 1000:673, stalin_and_josh.jpg)


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File: fdadd71de966385⋯.jpg (182.85 KB, 894x752, 447:376, Untitled-1.jpg)



Hello Josh


File: 897d72d67e9bdea⋯.png (931.22 KB, 984x654, 164:109, Josher did 9-11.png)


File: 494f6298fda96c7⋯.png (716.88 KB, 695x927, 695:927, Supreme Beta & Supreme Gen….png)


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File: 4ee750177d0957d⋯.jpg (157.43 KB, 1096x781, 1096:781, joshwitz.jpg)



Do Auschwitz.


File: c691a33dfc8bbaa⋯.jpg (324.41 KB, 1600x1038, 800:519, The burning monk, 1963 (1).jpg)


File: a7b1d853e0fd4c9⋯.jpg (91.43 KB, 640x426, 320:213, chillinwithallie.jpg)

Just chillin' with my best friend Allie.


File: 0e5fa4b93ca7d84⋯.jpg (481.28 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, dinnerwithallie.jpg)

Had dinner with Allie last nite. She eats like a bird.



It's sad because he probably does this while he eats alone in his room



>he doesn't eat with his asmrfu




>He must have been beaten daily by his step/father as a child to have such low self esteem.

Quite the opposite, normie, he Didin't get beated by a men, that's why he is like that. That and because he eats (((industrialized))) food, fucking kikes and their chemical warfare.



Chicken tendies contain high levels of estrogen.



>/v9k/ - The Letter


This. We must think of the future generations and the purity of our race.


This. Worst case cenario he an hero. It's a win-win for us.


I'm not killing myself, I have a cute friend and she said that she loves me and if she's still single in her 30's she'll marry me.

I believe her promise 100% since her relationships never last more than a few weeks and she's in her late twenties right now.

In a few years I'll have a cute wife and you all will continue to be hateful losers xD



Kek even if it wasn't really Joshie.

>she loves me

>in her 30s




>she'll marry me

>her relationships never last more than a few weeks

INB4 She secretly stops taking the pill, OR GETS IMPREGNATED BY ANOTHER MAN (true cucking), divorces Josh and he's left all alone and paying child support for the next 18 years. This kid has a bright future ahead of him.


File: aeb97818b8cf7db⋯.png (377.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-08-03-04h01m0….png)


Here's what you have to look forward to, Josh.


File: 19368929dcb4c13⋯.jpg (262.92 KB, 914x514, 457:257, mySuperLamePic_5987333fcfa….jpg)


File: bd81ff4ccb24d8c⋯.mp4 (370.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Thats funny.mp4)


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I wonder whats his political ideology.


File: 3a74ca15f00f42e⋯.png (76.15 KB, 847x594, 77:54, Capture.PNG)



Oh shit, we have an emergency.

This most beta of cucks has stumbled upon the core principle of the game. No matter how ugly, or stupid, or asspie you are, no matter that you don't even lift, if you hit on enough women you'll eventually get laid. 999,999 may say no or friendzone, but that last one for whatever stupid reason will.

If we don't step up this operation right away, there's a danger Josh could breed.



Relax, he can't get anyone pregnant online.



Better monitor British ASMRtits just in case



They'd be the last females to fuck him. If anyone, it would be some ugly landwhale at his uni and it would be a gut-wrenching nightmare to lose his virginity to such a monster after fantasizing about Gwen and Allie.



Josh wrote this letter? Holy shit, dude is a pathetic cuck and a bad liar, 6'3'' and 55 kilos? kek he would be auschwitz mode


File: 192eb16b101d759⋯.jpg (44.43 KB, 540x540, 1:1, josh fam.jpg)


Yeah, he appears to be of average weight.



Whoever the guy on the right is, I bet he beats the shit out of Josh all the time. Death metal t shirt. Alpha pose. He looks confident. Josh, on the other hand, looks like a huge faggot with his crossed arms, stupid grin, and bare feet. Nobody has their arm around ole Josher. He's just there.


File: 562357fb98c8f7a⋯.jpg (28.95 KB, 468x339, 156:113, frame it.jpg)


The photo they all have on their mantle.



Is this picture taken at some mental hospital?


Fresh cuckposting

Josh's twitter is no longer private.

>He's on medication.

>It made him feel worse

>He's following a BDSM account called @punishment

>Gwen has gone full affiliate marking, the filthy low-down whore


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>twitter no longer private




That's because Josh shopped himself into their photo.


Mark my words, Josh will an hero someday and my post will be in that screen cap.


File: 47380f9105241a4⋯.jpg (63.42 KB, 540x540, 1:1, josh_fam.jpg)



He's only been on meds for a couple days; he's not feeling anything good or bad that quickly. Stop whining, you little bitch.


File: 453ad01c6c6a10a⋯.jpg (9.07 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1479195874905.jpg)


This OC is too much for me to handle!


File: c56c95f23214e3c⋯.jpg (396.06 KB, 1110x970, 111:97, shirts.jpg)

Look! We have matching shirts!



The fucking state of brits, jesus christ.



I know. That's why I'm looking for a nice Jewish girlfriend.


File: 018b3a9d8ab7b3a⋯.jpg (168.59 KB, 800x759, 800:759, IMG_3281.JPG)


Excuse me sir, could you crawl into this oven right here for me? Just go ahead and crawl in sir. Thank you.


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his twitter is depressing and revolting, the king of the cucks needs massive injections of test, he shoud start right now


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i think that's a prom photo. which means he has (loser) friends? or a pity invite since there's a shitload of dudes. usually 1 to 1 ratio of male/female with normies



> if she's still single in her 30's she'll marry me

10/10 trolle


File: df237a82320912f⋯.png (364.48 KB, 583x480, 583:480, jvsa.png)

I want to see Josh wrestle Allie in the ring and finish her off with a sleeper hold and then delete all her ASMR videos on her channel and just leave the footage of the match as her only video and after the pin Josh just looks into the camera and points his finger at the viewer as if to say "you're next"

Josh's entrance song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuCAMezr13A


File: 8bf49391c073b57⋯.png (15.98 KB, 593x119, 593:119, josh.png)

Josh on suicide watch

One of his stalker crushes ignored him


File: 6febab4250bdfa8⋯.png (56.55 KB, 588x271, 588:271, Capture.PNG)

>Please ask me what's wrong

Stop being a little bitch, Joshie. Christ, this guy is such a faggot.


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This cuck makes me rage. I'd like to beat him to death with my cock.



For some reason this is the most savage post in this entire thread. Brutal.


File: 8e2bb2684ffed94⋯.png (170.12 KB, 846x1434, 141:239, pressure.png)

I think the pressure is starting to get to Josh. He's getting militant in his defense of Gwen's latest shilling video. https://youtu.be/n8Pv8nxZ0Xg


Please tell me this guy doesn't orbit Amy, too. She doesn't deserve creeps.



That looks like fun. I might join in and troll Josh.




Other ASMRtits have seen this thread and slowly backed away from Josh.


Don't worry, Amy, m'lady. We'll protect you from this wacko.



We should DMCA Gwen. We can hold her hostage and tell him it's all his fault. That should drive him over the edge.



How do you know. Do they really lurk here?


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File: e503d665c39cfcb⋯.webm (300.82 KB, 538x472, 269:236, hi.webm)




Never. :^)




That's excellent. We got to roast a lolcow and perform a public service.



We do it all the time. Lurk the catalog a bit and see some of our handiwork.



Nice. I was just ripping on him for fun.


File: 9cd3b4369da7ac1⋯.png (120.13 KB, 391x405, 391:405, no nazi.PNG)

Josh confirmed NOT /our guy/.


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Well, that's one way to say pls respond


File: 4c2a94cb2c8934e⋯.png (7.75 KB, 242x338, 121:169, my sides.png)


>the autistic kid is calling other people retarded



He needs to literally kill himself.


File: 3a9fbcd0a69dcfb⋯.jpg (108.74 KB, 681x701, 681:701, mostbeautiful.jpg)

I'm really getting tired of his sycophantic deifying of Gwen. It's one thing to hate himself but it's another to lick the boots of ASMRtits. I was reluctant before to approve of extreme trolling but now I call for total jihad on Joshua Fairweather.


File: 0b1bd179dfe90a1⋯.jpg (59.17 KB, 400x300, 4:3, jab.jpg)

Time for your antidepressants Joshie boy



Not all of us here are Nazis, Josh, but all of us are united in our hatred of you.


Josh's stalking of iwhispers is paying off. He's getting plenty of the pity he craves.


Is Father Pete O'Fyle one of us?

If so, well played.



Father Pete O'Fyle is from ebaumsworld. They're always causing problems on the internet.



>Not all of us here are Nazis

get the fuck out normalfag





Again, nice attempt but he wouldn't yell like that and he'd call you retarded


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The anger rises …


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File: f7430205db45771⋯.jpg (118.45 KB, 634x519, 634:519, soon.jpg)


Second try



It's a meme, quality doesn't matter.



I take pride in my work.



AYYYYY lets turn him into a serial killer that goes after ASMaRtists! I say the jew should be the first one, we should make him kill her shills too.


>tfw waiting for Josh to kill himself



Fuck you.

I made quality OC of Josh and Allie together in a wrestling ring and no one even gave me a single You.




This. Please.



Here's your reddit karma fag


dis white boi need be blacked



Your time is coming soon nigger. VERY. SOON.




upboat delivered


Ever since I saw this thread now I keep seeing this guy everywhere on twitter/instagram/youtube as well as a few other guys just like him. What have you fucks done to me?



You can't unsee the beta fagotry.



Thanks man


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why does Joshie hate me?


File: 8c8946d40b45b0d⋯.jpg (33.53 KB, 288x499, 288:499, why.jpg)

>a 300 post thread stalking some random guy on the internet



This is why you have no friends, Josher: people reach out to you and you push them away. : (


File: 1a812461848b1a1⋯.png (8.17 KB, 588x103, 588:103, Capture.PNG)



Isn't that what this board is all about?


File: 36238f603ffbc20⋯.png (665.41 KB, 582x605, 582:605, Capture.PNG)

"Here's a gif of Jamal dancing at the bar to cheer you up."

Josh knows what girls like. Josh will prep the bull.


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This is why I bully you, Josh: because you're a bully. Payback, motherfucker.


File: aec8ea1c5773108⋯.jpg (974.7 KB, 1440x1863, 160:207, Screenshot_20170819-192353.jpg)

josh on suicide watch



A girl's gotta pay the rent.


File: e6af8b0ee189d5f⋯.png (486.56 KB, 608x653, 608:653, varg-look.png)


I approve of Allie's new man.


File: 2a180b878a2cabc⋯.jpeg (161.6 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, DHlLATEXoAAsOOT.jpg:large.jpeg)

Josh has switched to this bitch.

I guess Allie cucking him was too much.



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This one. Crazy bitch with daddy issues.

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