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File: 6ccf785ab0ef091⋯.jpg (88.56 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, joshua_fairweather.jpg)

 No.55919

Joshua wants to know "Why am I such a loser?" Discuss.

https://twitter.com/Josher997

 No.55921

xbox password: helannah96


 No.55922

middle name - Cuck


 No.55923


 No.55925

>>55923

How long until this bitch will go full camwhore?

ASMR channel meh, Gofundme flopped and Joshua doesn't have enought betabux to support her.


 No.55927

>>55923

He said on her gofundme that he set up her "fanpage". See if you can find that.


 No.55928

File: b8f1c9e9043859b⋯.jpg (113.34 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C6gNtu2WcAIxmyn.jpg)

Epic thread op


 No.55931

>lovingthatredheadallie_This absolute gem of a person has been literally my closest friend over the last few months. She has done more for me than she would ever realise, whether that be uploading a photo, video or doing a livestream, it always brings my mood around. I know there have been times this year where we have disagreed with eachother and had arguments but thats the sign of a strong friendship because no friendship or relationship goes without any hiccups. Her general persona is enough to lighten even the dampest of fires, from her batty personality to her giving out advice to those who need it. To me she's an inspiration, someone who I can look upto when I need some help. Thank you Allie for being you ❤


 No.55933

File: 8a4c27d838a141c⋯.jpg (93.99 KB, 932x599, 932:599, skank.jpg)

Frame your ASMRtits so they know you really love them


 No.55935

File: 28e94c42e4eb085⋯.jpg (102.01 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, C9ynUw8XUAAPS_P.jpg)

Why haven't you printed your favourite ASMRtits on a tshirt yet?


 No.55937

File: 458e7850b034672⋯.jpg (10.36 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1477712928308.jpg)

>>55933

>>55935

this is too much!


 No.55938

File: a6ba6b27c5f87ad⋯.png (140.24 KB, 579x310, 579:310, mlady.png)

Unironic use of m'lady

Not sure if I've ever seen this before.


 No.55940

>>55938

Bulllllshit!

This guy is milking it for all its worth. I will admit it does take some balls to meme yourself like this.


 No.55943

This guy is a god


 No.55945

File: bd4ef3ffdffcbd2⋯.jpg (9.2 KB, 191x255, 191:255, awsum.jpg)

>>55919

EBIN & AWSUM :DDDD

is he /Our Guy/?


 No.55946

File: 0aad753db097b09⋯.mp4 (502.93 KB, 360x640, 9:16, josh.mp4)

Animooted


 No.55947

this fucking guy, I have never seen a more pathetic piss stain of a human being in my life


 No.55948

>Just talk to me would be nice, I have literally no one to talk to me 24/7 :(

>I havent felt love at all in my life, feel so ugly :(

<Joshua Fairweather just kill yourself

>@gwengwiz look what someone posted on my comment on your video 😭


 No.55949

File: f7aab22c2abf7bd⋯.jpeg (146.47 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, Coy7yIOWEAA1Bi_.jpg:large.jpeg)


 No.55953

File: 6f9d6c9cfc08ba8⋯.png (36.48 KB, 594x388, 297:194, Capture.PNG)

What happened to this kid that he has to look to half-witted e-whores for role models?


 No.55954

>>55953

He doesn't actually look up to her this is just a really, really, REALLY fucked up mating strategy.

Absolutely degenerate shit.


 No.55955

>>55954

Why can't he be so beta he picked a female role model? He also likes female wrestlers.

I get the impression he doesn't have a father.


 No.55956

>>55945

Don't you dare compare JUNKS to Josh! JUNKS is a stone cold baller compared to Josh. JUNKS uses these bitches for his own satisfaction and gives them nothing in return.


 No.55957

>>55955

Because role models are someone you want to be like, not someone you want to fuck.

Liking female wrestlers is just more of his fucked up mating strategy.

He likes to imagine them getting knocked out so he can play with their unconscious bodies.


 No.55959

>>55955

Yeah, it's weird: his interests aren't particularly gay: played soccer in school, cars, motorcycles, professional wrestling, hot chicks. It's not as if he's watching Rupaul or wearing makeup. He must have been beaten daily by his step/father as a child to have such low self esteem.


 No.55960

>>55957

My god you're right!

It's only a matter of time before he rapes. He must be stopped.


 No.55961

>>55960

He doesn't have the capacity to rape. If he was a potential rapist he wouldn't be writing body positivity messages for his favorite tingle artist.


 No.55963

File: ed8ba5541032953⋯.png (99.68 KB, 588x465, 196:155, nigra.png)

Possible blacked fetish.


 No.55965

>>55963

This kid is every beta meme all rolled into one.


 No.55966

File: 7d885d0c3997859⋯.png (396.61 KB, 950x480, 95:48, redheads.png)

He definitely has a type.


 No.55971

File: bc263297c9484d3⋯.png (8.84 KB, 584x73, 8:1, Capture.PNG)

>>55957

Nah, I think he wants them to knock him around. The 122 lb weakling wants to be dominated by strong women.


 No.55973

File: 7324ea648b55925⋯.mp4 (983.31 KB, 640x360, 16:9, abandon_thread.mp4)

Fuck I can't take any more of this guy.


 No.55975

File: 6b35bf41f8d8511⋯.png (199.49 KB, 320x728, 40:91, Nia_Jax_stat--bcb1d92f794f….png)

>>55971

And he was saying this to Nia Jax, who is a big fat half breed samoan. She's like the female version of the Big Show.


 No.55992

File: 8a2e687f3f73c2f⋯.mp4 (1.96 MB, 854x480, 427:240, friends.mp4)

>>55956

Unironically this. JUNKS gets all them hoes to do his bidding, and when he gets what he wants he reveals his true powerlevel and rides off into the sunset, knowing that the ASMR-tits know he's jacking off furiously to their vids and there's nothing they can do about it.


 No.55998

>>55923

he does it for free?


 No.56003

>>55975

Maybe "dominant" is just a polite way of saying "fat" then. Coz it's important to be polite when you're tweeting at celebrities who will never see your tweets.


 No.56007

File: c0a4881b90d934c⋯.jpg (240.12 KB, 1152x2048, 9:16, why.jpg)

repost from Gwen thread


 No.56009

>>55933

The best thing about this is that it looks like a severed head. It looks like he flew to Australia, found out where she lived, lay in wait for her, decapitated her, flew home with her head in an ice chest, then lovingly set it in a place of honor on a red silk-covered table strewn with rose petals.


 No.56011

>>56007

Where did this come from, anyway? Writing such a letter is sad enough, but posting it to social media is beyond pathetic.


 No.56014

File: 5677cad066ee1dc⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 595x336, 85:48, 4965663-3276120950-kqrmd.jpg)


 No.56031

Has this lolcow been milked dry?


 No.56034

>>56009

>silk-covered table

See how much he cares? I wouldn't have gone beyond plastic to make it easier to clean up.


 No.56035

Ill kick it off, just find sloots from his friends list and pretend like he's jerking off to them and cumming to their pictures.

considering how legitimately odd he seems, I think they'll believe it. I'm kicking it off


 No.56036


 No.56037


 No.56039

>>56035

Image won't post, but how's this?

https://imgur.com/a/rrBu9


 No.56040

>>56039

this, but do it to his sister


 No.56042

>>56035

I disapprove. That's trolling just to be a cunt. It won't teach him the error of his ways.


 No.56043

>>56039

Why not shoop some cum onto one of his pics


 No.56044

>2017

>People still don't know Jim E. Russel, or Mirin Gains.


 No.56046

File: ce0509f7c052e1a⋯.mp4 (6.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, TIPS 4 NEWBZ.mp4)

>>56040

He has a sister? Pics.


 No.56047

>>56046

There's in the Gwen thread


 No.56053

File: ff4ae3cb884a38c⋯.jpg (69.4 KB, 720x946, 360:473, ff4ae3cb884a38c4dc11022f52….jpg)


 No.56056

1. Print out photos of Gwen and the red head

2. Spunk all over them

3. Photo of mess

4. Spoof email from Josh to ASMRtits business email

5. I love you so much, look at all my spooge. I'll visit you soon and we will be best friends.


 No.56099

This lolcow is dry. Time to put him out to pasture.


 No.56110

To escspe being a loser you simply have to lift weights.

After 6-12 months bitches be mirin. They give up their submissive energy, and add to your dominant energy. The minor details such as have your penetrated her with your phallus isn't really important. Once you catch them mirin, they're done.

Of course to actually perform intercourse you also need to keep your autism in check for up to 12 hours at a time.

Hard, but can be done with concentration.


 No.56112

>>55961

He definitely would have the capacity for date rape. Many of these highly feminist men are usually rapists or molesters-in-waiting.


 No.56114


 No.56115

>>56042

where have all the good trolls gone? everyone's such a lightweight now


 No.56116

>>56115

I just think it's beneath Le Hate Dungeon. It's not just kicking a man when he's down, it's like kicking a baby when he's down. If he's really as friendless as he claims to be, scaring off the few acquaintances he has is not something I want on my conscience. I do like the idea of trolling Gwen or Allie, however, since those aren't real friends.


 No.56117

>>56114

How about this one? https://twitter.com/Josher997/status/893184360287023106

I'm beginning to think nothing we could do to this guy would cause half as much damage as he does to himself.


 No.56119

>>56115

He's just a pathetic numale.

His life must suck incredibly to be reduced to this. I don't really have any desire to jump onto that dogpile.

When I scroll up and look at that pic of him in a suit, I look in his eyes and don't just see the sorrow of Josh, but the sorrow of humanity.


 No.56123

File: a0a3fa943d0a7d4⋯.png (19 KB, 544x320, 17:10, Capture.PNG)

Fresh Josh

>looking stupid

>not into lesbo

current mood: REALLY unhappy


 No.56125

Fuck this. He needs to kill himself or be encouraged to do so. One day some bitch might feel sorry for him and fuck him, impregnating herself and enslaving him to her. His genes must not reproduce. Suicide should be encouraged to put him out of his misery.


 No.56126

This guy gives me a weird mixture of pity and disgust


 No.56127

How old is this faggot?

Anything under than 24 I say leave him alone.

25 and up he's fair game.

I can't exactly blame him for growing up to be a nutless pathetic idiot with the way our society is, but by the time you're 25 you should have at least chosen a dignified silence over this shit.


 No.56128

>>56126

Had the same feeling, until I saw >>56123

I can't feel pity for someone who can't enjoy F4F

This guy is beyond any help - the best we can do is push him over the edge.


 No.56129

He's a lonely 20 year old autistic virgin from the cuck capital of the world (Britain) can't you people be productive and find some asmrtist nudes or something? He's never going to reproduce because he can't talk to girls unless he pities them into replying and any girl that feels as sorry for him as Gwen or Allie or someone would never let him get near them. Not worth the effort.


 No.56132

File: 85bd93248c8590d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.82 KB, 1520x922, 760:461, tits or gtfo.jpg)

>>56129

>can't you people be productive and find some asmrtist nudes or something?

TITS or GTFO?


 No.56133

>>55957

tbh isn't that the whole point?

who doesn't imagine that?


 No.56136

This guy is finished. He'll suicide in the next 5 years 100% certainty.

He'll take an overdose, or use a disposable BBQ in an inclosed space.

Status updated: WontFix


 No.56141

File: 507da2d0de2ee95⋯.png (20.76 KB, 335x386, 335:386, file_2746.png)

He's milking every asmrtist he can at this point


 No.56142

>>55938

No fucking way, this guy is having us on


 No.56145

File: 6b1a2dfc7a48030⋯.jpg (11.17 KB, 258x195, 86:65, 1434862822294.jpg)


 No.56150

File: 9ae1cfa416365ec⋯.jpg (7.38 KB, 236x177, 4:3, sex.jpg)

>>55919

xbox password on paper magnetted to his mirror

>he regularly needs to check his xbox password when he looks in the mirror.

Autism? I hardly knew him.


 No.56151

>>56150

Did anyone try to log in using it?


 No.56152

File: a30f2686400e1e7⋯.png (409.74 KB, 534x420, 89:70, saveas.png)

>>56141

>i'm approaching 220kg


 No.56153

File: 2e85ca8f4ee61ae⋯.jpg (17.48 KB, 462x353, 462:353, tyler.jpg)

>>56151

>Did anyone try to log in using it?

nobody has an xbox


 No.56157

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>56141

First 5 seconds of this video by sparkleasmr123, you can very clearly hear a nigglet baby crying.

Josh sure knows how to pick them, shiiite.


 No.56158

>>56157

>clearly hear a nigglet baby crying.

ASMR: when you want to camwhore for shekels but your too dumb to know how


 No.56159

File: 0c23261ec8a4fb9⋯.jpg (102.5 KB, 1281x720, 427:240, cutter.jpg)

>>56157

Also weird bandage on wrist, could be a cutter


 No.56160

>>56157

He's so damn desperate he'd be a-ok with her cucking him and constantly being pregnant from her coalburning sessions.


 No.56161

>>55956

JUNKS is a turbo chad god of sex compared to this pathetic cuck


 No.56162

File: a2d0205833edd64⋯.jpg (12.01 KB, 240x240, 1:1, JackBlack.jpg)

>>56159

>'oh, this bandage?'

>'ummm yeah…. not going to talk about that. heh.'

>patreon *ahem* pateron though *ahem* umm if you want to support my videos….


 No.56253

>>56127

>>56141

He just turned 20. He said in that letter he was 55kg and now he says 220kg so either he's lying or retarded.


 No.56271

>>56253

Tweet him anons, tell him you have nudes of Gwenjizz and you will post them everywhere and ruin her ASMR career unless he deposits $500 in your PayPal. He'll flip his shit.


 No.56275

>>56271

Gwen has practically done nudes in her ASMR vids, so you'd have to say you have hardcore porn. It would be better if we had a shooped example to send him, something that would disgust him while he fapped to it.


 No.56313

File: 7a43105394a66ab⋯.png (110.45 KB, 895x468, 895:468, Capture.PNG)

One of the ASMRtits snitched on us.


 No.56315

>>56313

Damn it, I was really hoping for some fresh Josh today


 No.56317

>>56313

>skyrim twitter icon

>not even some meme shit like the viking helmet its for one of the super bland factions from a super bland game

you cant make this shit up


 No.56342

>>55933

>>55935

How do people get to this point in life without killing themselves?


 No.56345

>>56342

By being in school.

All the time you're in education, you at least get to stand in the same room as females your age.

Now he's left education it won't take long.

(I stand by my prediction of overdose or BBQ carbon monoxide)


 No.56392

Someone make a fake ASMR twatter account and send him a request on there


 No.56398

>>56392

His twitter is absolutely mined out.

Youtube comments is where the action will be.


 No.56461

>>56398

He's bestest friends with KaysASMR, ElleBelle, Gwen, ASMRwithAllie, and TeacupAudio. That's all I can remember.


 No.56462

>>56461

Well, if we keep an eye on the comment sections for their videos, I'm sure he'll pop up.


 No.56464

>>56462

For extra fun, make friends with him through comments section then subtly fuck with his mind.


 No.56468

>>56464

Catfish him.


 No.56499

File: 13e2cbd8e4f77f1⋯.png (16.02 KB, 741x94, 741:94, Capture.PNG)


 No.56500

>>56499

This is a serial killer material. One day when he realizes that he'll never get any of those pussies he'll snap and kill some innocent girl in the neighbourhood, mark my words.


 No.56501

File: 63be5de3e2fb23d⋯.jpg (314.35 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, bullyranger.jpg)

>>56499

*Shudder*

That's the creepiest one yet


 No.56504

>>56500

It's possible he already is a serial killer. Would be interesting to see the missing person reports from around where he lives.


 No.56516

File: 9b89db641161276⋯.jpg (25.01 KB, 480x360, 4:3, You_can_t_dodge_the_rodge_….jpg)


 No.56518

>>56499

What's so bizarre is that he insists on believing all these ASMRtits are his "friends". He even refers to having "met" them.


 No.56534

>>56500

Checked. Double 00's confirm this.


 No.56537

>>56500

Its a bit of a stretch. He does 100% seem like stalker material though.


 No.56539

He looks weak as hell, doubt he'd ever try and kill someone.

However it's easy to see what he'll look like in 10 years (if he doesn't kill himself). Dirty rain coat, greasy matted hair, desperately stalking women, fapping in bushes, stealing their washing. It's going to be ugly.


 No.56540

>>56516

Elliot Rodger hated women for not fucking him; Josh hates himself for being unfuckable. His self-loathing will have to turn outward before he becomes dangerous.


 No.56542

>>56540

How do you understand people like that? It's almost like you're not autistic. Get out.


 No.56547

I have a retarded cousin that talks to celebrities on twitter like they're real people that she knows ("LOL that's so Kim! How was your day today? See any good movies?")

Josh is like that except he found a minor form of celebrity that will (sometimes) write back.


 No.56548

File: e1df7ae08a033ad⋯.png (17.75 KB, 832x107, 832:107, Capture.PNG)

Josh has big news! What could it be? He probably knows he's under surveillance now, hence the secrecy.


 No.56549

>>56548

>Happy Sunday


 No.56550

>>56126

I'm kinda curious how old you are to feel pity for him.

If I were 25 I'd think, "he'll sort himself out eventually." Now I'm just thinking how great it would be if he could be made an example of. Like if he were publically humiliated so viciously that it goes viral. And not just on the internet, but on some late night talk show that spreads the meme to all of America.

Then he could be the western world's preeminent cuck. A shining example, crossing the boundaries of time and nation, of how not to be a man. Because it doesn't matter if this one dude discovers a modicum of dignity. Not one little bit. The only thing that matters is what he can do metapolitically.


 No.56552

>>56548

"my other ball finally dropped!"


 No.56553

>>56550

This. He could be the catalyst that sets Western civilization back on track.

Josh was cucked for your sins.


 No.56557

>>56553

How likely is that to happen?


 No.56558

>>56557

Not very. He's going to kill himself tomorrow when Gwen snubs him.


 No.56562

File: c87c0cd83550d3d⋯.jpg (38.47 KB, 500x364, 125:91, 5a[1].jpg)

>>56558

Nah, he thinks he's a piece of shit who deserves to be ignored, so it will come as just one more disappointment.


 No.56564

>>56557

It's just a hypothetical. I'm thinking it would be less of a false hope than "THIS horrific terrorist attack will wake Germany up for sure!"

The key is in the humiliation. When a terrorists attack, the sentiment the normies are told to feel is something ennobling. According to the media, it's not that mudpeople are raping our daughters en masse, robbing us blind, and murdering us in the streets like dogs; it's that "love conquers hate" or some bullshit like that. "Aren't we fucking brave to put up with this? Let's keep making it worse until we're extinct."

Supposing he were made a national object of ridicule 'in the media', people would easily associate his beta behavior and attitudes with his terminal sexlessness. As they should. Of course the media is never going to do something like that, but it's not like that's the only way for the meme to spread.


 No.56571

>>56564

He'd have to be destroyed in an appropriate way, however. Otherwise the takeaway would just be "Mean internet trolls destroy sad lonely guy". He'd have to be led to destroy himself in a way that exploits his own foibles and gets no sympathy from the general public.


 No.56575

>>56571

That would be super rare. Like the sexually deviant equivalent of starwars kid.


 No.56615

>>56550

I'm 28 and humble enough to remember all the absurdly beta shit I used to do.

Thankfully it all happened in real life and/or on yahoo messenger instead of youtube.

Don't get me wrong I don't give a single fuck what you guys do to him but whatever happens it will be more like a greek tragedy to me than just a dionysian revel of lulz. You guys will merely lol but I will lol and cry.


 No.56738

His big news must have been that he's changed his YT name to Josher 997. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4M4utcyxXOzj0kwFenSFmA You can run, Josh, but you can't hide.


 No.56739

File: a456e201a21dfaf⋯.png (120.38 KB, 852x948, 71:79, joshersgf.png)

In his own way, Josh is just like JUNKS or Jon Davidson: instead of matches or black nails, Josh's fetish is pity.


 No.56740

>>56739

It sucks that our culture has such a taboo against suicide.

If Josh was a nip, he'd have hung himself in the forest already.


 No.56743

>>56739

fuck this is sad as hell


 No.56745

File: ee03a6e2843d28a⋯.jpg (109.1 KB, 625x1111, 625:1111, pig.jpg)


 No.56747

>>56738

>>56739

We should start making accounts in his name with his pic. "Hey. It's me, Josh. I had to make another account because the trolls keep messing with me." Then start leaving weird ass comments for ASMRtits using his likeness. Hilarity ensues.


 No.56748

>>56743

The first time you see it, it's sad. After a while it's just annoying. Now you can see why this cunt has no friends in real life: constantly whining about what a loser he is, how depressed he is, how unloved he feels, all the while refusing to take any action to improve his situation. He just wants people to feel sorry for him.


 No.56749

File: b5e6560dfe64dc5⋯.jpg (165.48 KB, 900x900, 1:1, acf10f975736fabf0219292970….jpg)

>>56747

Git to gittin'.


 No.56750

>>56747

Comments will have to be subtle and awkward. Can't just go in and say you jacked off to her today. Become the cuck and leave equally strange and pathetic comments like the real Josh would.


 No.56751

>>56748

Not sure about sad or annoying.

More like immediate revulsion, followed by instinct to quarantine and purge the corruption from this world.


 No.56757

>>56750

Yeah, really push the "woe-is-me" angle. Demand pity to an annoying degree until his ASMR "friends" become alienated. "I keep getting trolled because of all I do for you. You owe me!"


 No.56770

>>56757

>"I keep getting trolled because of all I do for you. You owe me!"

comedy gold

"Don't you understand that I would die for you?"

"I added another picture of you to my wall today."

So much fucked up shit that we can say. The possibilities are endless. We could meme this kid straight into the looney bin.


 No.56773

>>56770

I can just imagine him in the mental health ward, talking to a mop as his imaginary ASMRtits friends.


 No.56776

>>56770

"I want to get a picture of you tattooed on my chest. Please send me a special one just for me."


 No.56815

>>56141

>>56152

>>56253

Nah, I know what hes doing, hes trying to impress them, OH MY LOOK AT HOW MUCH WEIGHT IVE LOST.

etc.

People like this wouldnt have happened 60years ago.


 No.56819

>>56815

>i'm approaching 220kg

If anything he's gained weight. 220kg = 485 lbs and you can tell from his photos he's nowhere near that fat, so it was prob a typo.


 No.56835

I'm in an asmrtists discord with this guy. All he does is drool over her and beg for her attention. He used to get depressed when she deleted instagram pics he liked. When he got that tshirt of allie asmr and she posted his selfie on her instagram to promote her merch and deleted it a few days later he was mentioning everyone in the server to tell them he's gonna kill himself


 No.56842

>ASMRtits merchandise is a thing

What a time to be alive


 No.56846

>>56842

Most of the big asmrtists have merchandise in some way or another mostly tshirts and stuff. So now instead of someone catching you watching asmr and you trying to explain it to them you can walk around explaining it to strangers on the street when they ask where you got your shirt


 No.56847

>>56846

Agatha t-shirts when


 No.56854

>Not wanting to buy a jar of Heather's farts


 No.56927

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I think we should deliver an ultimatum to Josh: get off of YouTube or we'll ruin your life. Not only will we make YT scorched earth for you, we'll go after your friends and family. We'll find out where you live, where you go to uni.

Really, it's for your own good, Joshie. You need some tough love. You need to get back into the real world and make some real friends. Do it now while you're still at university, while it's still easy. It gets much, much harder after you leave school.


 No.56942

>>56927

Agreed, and send the msg to Gwenjizz and the other ASMRtit he obsesses over, Alicia whatever.


 No.56948

>>56942

No, they might offer moral support and encourage him to stand fast. After all, they have nothing to lose.


 No.56994

>>56948

Pretty much this. He gives them money all the time so they will defend him


 No.57161

File: 213fdd7c02248e8⋯.jpg (20.65 KB, 382x389, 382:389, black premature.jpg)

>>56110

>To escspe being a loser you simply have to lift weights.

Can confirm. I'm an ugly fucker and only 5'8, but after I put on 30kg over 10 months and got lean I catch girls mirin' at parties and nightclubs constantly

Still doesn't help the 'tism though, you need to work on that.


 No.57163

>>56253

>He just turned 20

It's all over for him.

>>56500

Absolutely this.


 No.57164

>>56615

>Don't get me wrong I don't give a single fuck what you guys do to him but whatever happens it will be more like a greek tragedy to me than just a dionysian revel of lulz. You guys will merely lol but I will lol and cry.

I was absurdly beta too. See the thing is that you can genuinely interest women by being a little bitch and asking them to help you because you're 'depressed, have a messed up childhood, etc' but you won't get any sex or a relationship out of it - so you're wasting your time because you can't have a meaningful relationship with a woman.

I'm 24 now and that was back when I was 14. but I still cringe thinking about it


 No.57165

>>56835

>I'm in an asmrtists discord with this guy.

Got a link?


 No.57168

>>57165

bumping for interest

I'd like to know too.


 No.57172

>>57165

Nope it's private


 No.57174

File: 2a04f245e3d11c5⋯.jpg (57.55 KB, 837x448, 837:448, 01866e93c72216609f8961cd08….jpg)

>>57172

Lurking ASMRtits or betacuck patron identified.


 No.57186

>>57174

no its free to join but you have to ask to join. the discord join link is only good for one use and I cant make one because no permissions


 No.57375

File: 853f0f90bd8e192⋯.jpg (195.66 KB, 720x541, 720:541, joshclass.jpg)

I just noticed this in what is presumably Josh's class photo. You get the feeling that if you asked his classmates about him, they probably wouldn't even remember him. "Who? Joshua Fairchild? I don't remember anyone by that name in our class."


 No.57382

File: 23daf9baaeb96e2⋯.jpg (167.01 KB, 1000x673, 1000:673, stalin_and_josh.jpg)


 No.57383

File: 5c85c1b3ef0b731⋯.png (561.66 KB, 675x1184, 675:1184, exploitable_josh.png)


 No.57387

File: fdadd71de966385⋯.jpg (182.85 KB, 894x752, 447:376, Untitled-1.jpg)


 No.57396

>>57387

Hello Josh


 No.57401

File: 897d72d67e9bdea⋯.png (931.22 KB, 984x654, 164:109, Josher did 9-11.png)


 No.57402

File: 494f6298fda96c7⋯.png (716.88 KB, 695x927, 695:927, Supreme Beta & Supreme Gen….png)


 No.57405

File: ccbd693d5b90c7b⋯.jpg (111.49 KB, 750x497, 750:497, gas-bbq-2.jpg)


 No.57408

File: 4ee750177d0957d⋯.jpg (157.43 KB, 1096x781, 1096:781, joshwitz.jpg)


 No.57413

>>57402

Do Auschwitz.


 No.57416

File: c691a33dfc8bbaa⋯.jpg (324.41 KB, 1600x1038, 800:519, The burning monk, 1963 (1).jpg)


 No.57417

File: a7b1d853e0fd4c9⋯.jpg (91.43 KB, 640x426, 320:213, chillinwithallie.jpg)

Just chillin' with my best friend Allie.


 No.57443

File: 0e5fa4b93ca7d84⋯.jpg (481.28 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, dinnerwithallie.jpg)

Had dinner with Allie last nite. She eats like a bird.


 No.57518

>>57443

It's sad because he probably does this while he eats alone in his room


 No.57520

>>57518

>he doesn't eat with his asmrfu

>>>/rebbit/


 No.57521

>>55959

>He must have been beaten daily by his step/father as a child to have such low self esteem.

Quite the opposite, normie, he Didin't get beated by a men, that's why he is like that. That and because he eats (((industrialized))) food, fucking kikes and their chemical warfare.


 No.57529

>>57521

Chicken tendies contain high levels of estrogen.


 No.57530

>>56007

>/v9k/ - The Letter

>>56125

This. We must think of the future generations and the purity of our race.

>>56550

This. Worst case cenario he an hero. It's a win-win for us.


 No.57561

I'm not killing myself, I have a cute friend and she said that she loves me and if she's still single in her 30's she'll marry me.

I believe her promise 100% since her relationships never last more than a few weeks and she's in her late twenties right now.

In a few years I'll have a cute wife and you all will continue to be hateful losers xD


 No.57571

>>57561

Kek even if it wasn't really Joshie.

>she loves me

>in her 30s

wew


 No.57575

>>57561

>she'll marry me

>her relationships never last more than a few weeks

INB4 She secretly stops taking the pill, OR GETS IMPREGNATED BY ANOTHER MAN (true cucking), divorces Josh and he's left all alone and paying child support for the next 18 years. This kid has a bright future ahead of him.


 No.57591

File: aeb97818b8cf7db⋯.png (377.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-08-03-04h01m0….png)

>>57561

Here's what you have to look forward to, Josh.


 No.57597

File: 19368929dcb4c13⋯.jpg (262.92 KB, 914x514, 457:257, mySuperLamePic_5987333fcfa….jpg)


 No.57606

File: bd81ff4ccb24d8c⋯.mp4 (370.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Thats funny.mp4)


 No.57620

File: 9f55d87f8e53f41⋯.jpg (41.18 KB, 600x400, 3:2, don't tread on my wife's s….jpg)

I wonder whats his political ideology.


 No.57624

File: 3a74ca15f00f42e⋯.png (76.15 KB, 847x594, 77:54, Capture.PNG)


 No.57625

>>57624

Oh shit, we have an emergency.

This most beta of cucks has stumbled upon the core principle of the game. No matter how ugly, or stupid, or asspie you are, no matter that you don't even lift, if you hit on enough women you'll eventually get laid. 999,999 may say no or friendzone, but that last one for whatever stupid reason will.

If we don't step up this operation right away, there's a danger Josh could breed.


 No.57628

>>57625

Relax, he can't get anyone pregnant online.


 No.57629

>>57628

Better monitor British ASMRtits just in case


 No.57631

>>57629

They'd be the last females to fuck him. If anyone, it would be some ugly landwhale at his uni and it would be a gut-wrenching nightmare to lose his virginity to such a monster after fantasizing about Gwen and Allie.


 No.57632

>>56007

Josh wrote this letter? Holy shit, dude is a pathetic cuck and a bad liar, 6'3'' and 55 kilos? kek he would be auschwitz mode


 No.57636

File: 192eb16b101d759⋯.jpg (44.43 KB, 540x540, 1:1, josh fam.jpg)

>>57632

Yeah, he appears to be of average weight.


 No.57637

>>57636

Whoever the guy on the right is, I bet he beats the shit out of Josh all the time. Death metal t shirt. Alpha pose. He looks confident. Josh, on the other hand, looks like a huge faggot with his crossed arms, stupid grin, and bare feet. Nobody has their arm around ole Josher. He's just there.


 No.57647

File: 562357fb98c8f7a⋯.jpg (28.95 KB, 468x339, 156:113, frame it.jpg)

>>57636

The photo they all have on their mantle.


 No.57648

>>57636

Is this picture taken at some mental hospital?


 No.57667

Fresh cuckposting

Josh's twitter is no longer private.

>He's on medication.

>It made him feel worse

>He's following a BDSM account called @punishment

>Gwen has gone full affiliate marking, the filthy low-down whore


 No.57668

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57667

>twitter no longer private

GAME ON!


 No.57670

>>57647

That's because Josh shopped himself into their photo.


 No.57674

Mark my words, Josh will an hero someday and my post will be in that screen cap.


 No.57679

File: 47380f9105241a4⋯.jpg (63.42 KB, 540x540, 1:1, josh_fam.jpg)


 No.57680

>>57667

He's only been on meds for a couple days; he's not feeling anything good or bad that quickly. Stop whining, you little bitch.


 No.57682

File: 453ad01c6c6a10a⋯.jpg (9.07 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1479195874905.jpg)

>>57679

This OC is too much for me to handle!


 No.57684

File: c56c95f23214e3c⋯.jpg (396.06 KB, 1110x970, 111:97, shirts.jpg)

Look! We have matching shirts!


 No.57698

>>57636

The fucking state of brits, jesus christ.


 No.57699

>>57698

I know. That's why I'm looking for a nice Jewish girlfriend.


 No.57711

File: 018b3a9d8ab7b3a⋯.jpg (168.59 KB, 800x759, 800:759, IMG_3281.JPG)

>>57699

Excuse me sir, could you crawl into this oven right here for me? Just go ahead and crawl in sir. Thank you.


 No.57715

File: 5245138592c37d2⋯.jpg (8.8 KB, 165x163, 165:163, 1432671572246.jpg)


 No.57745

>>57667

his twitter is depressing and revolting, the king of the cucks needs massive injections of test, he shoud start right now


 No.57747

File: 9d6d5ecf7ef0fe4⋯.jpg (10.87 KB, 544x203, 544:203, too far.jpg)

FUCK YOU JOSH


 No.57756

>>57375

i think that's a prom photo. which means he has (loser) friends? or a pity invite since there's a shitload of dudes. usually 1 to 1 ratio of male/female with normies


 No.57757

>>57561

> if she's still single in her 30's she'll marry me

10/10 trolle


 No.57770

File: df237a82320912f⋯.png (364.48 KB, 583x480, 583:480, jvsa.png)

I want to see Josh wrestle Allie in the ring and finish her off with a sleeper hold and then delete all her ASMR videos on her channel and just leave the footage of the match as her only video and after the pin Josh just looks into the camera and points his finger at the viewer as if to say "you're next"

Josh's entrance song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuCAMezr13A


 No.57783

File: 8bf49391c073b57⋯.png (15.98 KB, 593x119, 593:119, josh.png)

Josh on suicide watch

One of his stalker crushes ignored him


 No.57796

File: 6febab4250bdfa8⋯.png (56.55 KB, 588x271, 588:271, Capture.PNG)

>Please ask me what's wrong

Stop being a little bitch, Joshie. Christ, this guy is such a faggot.


 No.57798

File: 9926f645dfcb971⋯.png (20.82 KB, 618x244, 309:122, Capture.PNG)


 No.57824

This cuck makes me rage. I'd like to beat him to death with my cock.


 No.57828

>>57647

For some reason this is the most savage post in this entire thread. Brutal.


 No.57832

File: 8e2bb2684ffed94⋯.png (170.12 KB, 846x1434, 141:239, pressure.png)

I think the pressure is starting to get to Josh. He's getting militant in his defense of Gwen's latest shilling video. https://youtu.be/n8Pv8nxZ0Xg


 No.57834

Please tell me this guy doesn't orbit Amy, too. She doesn't deserve creeps.


 No.57838

>>57832

That looks like fun. I might join in and troll Josh.


 No.57839

>>57783

>>57798

Other ASMRtits have seen this thread and slowly backed away from Josh.

>>57834

Don't worry, Amy, m'lady. We'll protect you from this wacko.


 No.57840

>>57839

We should DMCA Gwen. We can hold her hostage and tell him it's all his fault. That should drive him over the edge.


 No.57842

>>57839

How do you know. Do they really lurk here?


 No.57844

File: b38e15ce406fe12⋯.jpg (18.35 KB, 330x197, 330:197, 8chan-asmr.JPG)


 No.57845

File: e503d665c39cfcb⋯.webm (300.82 KB, 538x472, 269:236, hi.webm)

>>57842

Nope.

>>43084

Never. :^)


 No.57846

>>57844

>>57845

That's excellent. We got to roast a lolcow and perform a public service.


 No.57848

>>57846

We do it all the time. Lurk the catalog a bit and see some of our handiwork.


 No.57849

>>57848

Nice. I was just ripping on him for fun.


 No.57896

File: 9cd3b4369da7ac1⋯.png (120.13 KB, 391x405, 391:405, no nazi.PNG)

Josh confirmed NOT /our guy/.


 No.57899

File: d3e1fcf422a1ed0⋯.jpg (22.46 KB, 413x370, 413:370, d3e1fcf422a1ed0f060cab8fb1….jpg)

>>57798

Well, that's one way to say pls respond


 No.57904

File: 4c2a94cb2c8934e⋯.png (7.75 KB, 242x338, 121:169, my sides.png)

>>57832

>the autistic kid is calling other people retarded


 No.57924

>>57896

He needs to literally kill himself.


 No.57965

File: 3a9fbcd0a69dcfb⋯.jpg (108.74 KB, 681x701, 681:701, mostbeautiful.jpg)

I'm really getting tired of his sycophantic deifying of Gwen. It's one thing to hate himself but it's another to lick the boots of ASMRtits. I was reluctant before to approve of extreme trolling but now I call for total jihad on Joshua Fairweather.


 No.57966

File: 0b1bd179dfe90a1⋯.jpg (59.17 KB, 400x300, 4:3, jab.jpg)

Time for your antidepressants Joshie boy


 No.57970

>>57896

Not all of us here are Nazis, Josh, but all of us are united in our hatred of you.


 No.58018

Josh's stalking of iwhispers is paying off. He's getting plenty of the pity he craves.


 No.58020

Is Father Pete O'Fyle one of us?

If so, well played.


 No.58025

>>58020

Father Pete O'Fyle is from ebaumsworld. They're always causing problems on the internet.


 No.58054

>>57970

>Not all of us here are Nazis

get the fuck out normalfag


 No.58073

YOU FUCKING NAZIS THINK YOURE SO SMART. WELL I'M THE ONE THAT GWEN COMMENTS TO ON YOUTUBE, SO WHAT NOW?


 No.58079

>>58073

Again, nice attempt but he wouldn't yell like that and he'd call you retarded


 No.58109

File: af60cecdc41ed1d⋯.png (8.41 KB, 580x94, 290:47, Capture.PNG)

>>58079

The anger rises …


 No.58122

File: 2885a5221773220⋯.jpg (113.44 KB, 634x519, 634:519, soon.jpg)


 No.58125

>>58122

SO MUCH QUALITY OC!!!


 No.58139

File: f7430205db45771⋯.jpg (118.45 KB, 634x519, 634:519, soon.jpg)

>>58122

Second try


 No.58141

>>58139

It's a meme, quality doesn't matter.


 No.58142

>>58141

I take pride in my work.


 No.58149

>>58109

AYYYYY lets turn him into a serial killer that goes after ASMaRtists! I say the jew should be the first one, we should make him kill her shills too.


 No.58172

>tfw waiting for Josh to kill himself


 No.58181

>>58125

Fuck you.

I made quality OC of Josh and Allie together in a wrestling ring and no one even gave me a single You.

Dickhead.


 No.58183

>>58149

This. Please.


 No.58184

>>58181

Here's your reddit karma fag


 No.58242

dis white boi need be blacked


 No.58247

>>58242

Your time is coming soon nigger. VERY. SOON.


 No.58282

>>57770

>>58181

upboat delivered


 No.58536

Ever since I saw this thread now I keep seeing this guy everywhere on twitter/instagram/youtube as well as a few other guys just like him. What have you fucks done to me?


 No.58572

>>58536

You can't unsee the beta fagotry.


 No.58629

>>58282

Thanks man


 No.58734

File: b49a0d17ab2ede6⋯.png (113.11 KB, 1080x576, 15:8, wooooooooow.png)

why does Joshie hate me?


 No.58737

File: 8c8946d40b45b0d⋯.jpg (33.53 KB, 288x499, 288:499, why.jpg)

>a 300 post thread stalking some random guy on the internet


 No.58748

>>58734

This is why you have no friends, Josher: people reach out to you and you push them away. : (


 No.58749

File: 1a812461848b1a1⋯.png (8.17 KB, 588x103, 588:103, Capture.PNG)


 No.58750

>>58737

Isn't that what this board is all about?


 No.58751

File: 36238f603ffbc20⋯.png (665.41 KB, 582x605, 582:605, Capture.PNG)

"Here's a gif of Jamal dancing at the bar to cheer you up."

Josh knows what girls like. Josh will prep the bull.


 No.58752

File: 3cdf11cce8a0a09⋯.png (25.9 KB, 631x392, 631:392, 6d33defe15810cb403483c9f26….png)

>>58737

>>58749

This is why I bully you, Josh: because you're a bully. Payback, motherfucker.


 No.58851

File: aec8ea1c5773108⋯.jpg (974.7 KB, 1440x1863, 160:207, Screenshot_20170819-192353.jpg)

josh on suicide watch


 No.58852

>>58851

A girl's gotta pay the rent.


 No.58856

File: e6af8b0ee189d5f⋯.png (486.56 KB, 608x653, 608:653, varg-look.png)

>>58851

I approve of Allie's new man.


 No.58860

File: 2a180b878a2cabc⋯.jpeg (161.6 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, DHlLATEXoAAsOOT.jpg:large.jpeg)

Josh has switched to this bitch.

I guess Allie cucking him was too much.


 No.58864


 No.58867

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58864

This one. Crazy bitch with daddy issues.




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