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File: 3dbe48cde1cf5f5⋯.jpg (28.96 KB, 480x360, 4:3, tumblr_ohweg49My61vgzrrn_o….jpg)

 No.59082

There's like 47 duplicate Blue/Gibi/Palagea/JellyButt/Darling/Innocent threads. Why not 1 for Maple?

 No.59086

One thread is more than enough you stupid nigger!


 No.59104

cuz dat bitch a prude, big nigga

tell her pastey ass to show us what we all want to see

bikini and lingerie hauls/try-ons

stat


 No.59105

Because it's a man


 No.59106

>>59105

don't tease me with a good time you fuckin jizz jockey


 No.59108

>>59082

i'd bet my lower hanging nut this bitch has a lazy eye


 No.59111

she has a better than average voice for asmr… she ever accidentally flash any skin in those hauls?


 No.59112

>>59108

put your money where your boyfriend's mouth is.

patreon.com/MapleASMR

Highest Tier

$1,000 or more per month ∙ 0 of 5 patrons

WOW! You must be my biggest fan… And the richest too!

You get a one hour custom ASMR video and a photo of my eyes.


 No.59113

>>59104

Ooga booga.


 No.59117

>>59082

what video is that pic from?


 No.59142

>>59112

Wow, that is so scumbaggy. Dropped forever. For $1,000 I'd better be able to fuck her!

And she wants $300 for a 20 minute video?

>tfw softlygaloshes pricing seems sane by comparison


 No.59184

>>59082

Because Maple is a dude.


 No.59266

>>59112

i'd rather pay the 500 dollars or whatever to actually see hungrylips nude.


 No.59337

Has there ever been an attractive ASMRtits who hid her face?

It's only the uggos who hide it.


 No.59348

A lot of manlets hate on her because she's 5'9


 No.59393

I was entertained by how she fuckinh whined like a little bitch when people got pissed they were cock teased by her bikini haul. Like please, half her vids she's using sex to clickbait, but nooo look at her sexually.


 No.59394

>>59348

Manlets actually crave the tall girls.

Only salty ones hate on them.

t. 5'5 manlet


 No.59398

>>59337

Bluewhisper didn't show her face in her first video. FastASMR is really pretty and she hides her face.


 No.59406

File: 01ef7dfd2f2dcd6⋯.png (137.86 KB, 377x370, 377:370, serena.png)

>>59337

Serena didn't show her face till the 29th or so video.

Some of Maple's videos are too intimate for a person whose job may be affected by a negative impression her employer might get from her videos. Maple isn't the sort of girl with nose rings and blue hair, her image is important. If she did show her face regularly she probably wouldn't have done a couple of videos, with that in mind i think it's for the best that she hide her face.

That said, her jaw and body are absolutely uberwoman tier, i don't see how that small portion she hides could be ugly.


 No.59431

>>59406

There are videos where you see a glimpse of her nose and let me tell you she's hiding a big ol schnoz.


 No.59448

I'd rather not Maple shows her face. The lower part suggests an attractive women, but I'd expect her to have bug eyes and a big forehead or something.


 No.59461

>>59431

id rather you show me than tell me muhfuhka

hook a nigga up wit some screen grabs you half ass bitch


 No.59475

she's not ugly, she's smart enough not to show her face, and doesn't wanna get doxxed. her internet persona is completely isolated from the rest of her life


 No.59477

>>59475

then the least she could do is show more tits and ass


 No.59485

>>59477

preach nigga


 No.59507

She has a smoking hot supermodel type/ballerina style body - real tall and lithe - but her content is pretty stale. She just does the same shit over again, half-assed kissing or mouth sounds then a layered video every week

Someone said it above as well though, every now and again she slips part of her nose in vpids and it looks pretty big. Maybe it's just because you can't see the rest of the face idk. She got some big ole hands too


 No.59509

File: 7aa624ba3849def⋯.png (731.83 KB, 1136x640, 71:40, IMG_0047.PNG)

From what you can see here she looks normal. Really must just be 'respect my privacy!' schtick


 No.59513

File: edccc4b617afe83⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.74 KB, 327x402, 109:134, a.aaa.jpg)

>>59509

you'll never know


 No.59728

How tall is she?


 No.59730

>>59728

5'8 or 5'10 can't remember anymore.


 No.59753

>>59509

Given her frame and she's from Quebec, she is not pure white.


 No.59914

>>59728

Taller than me, delicious, Now I want to enslave and impregnate her more than ever.


 No.59915

>>59914

Meant to reply to >>59730

Anyway, do you got a source on that?


 No.60076

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.60149

File: 10ac92038ee0511⋯.png (53.81 KB, 245x205, 49:41, ClipboardImage.png)

>>60076

>💗 Hey guys, here is a try-on haul video for you! This is definitely one of my favorite hauls I've done. I love everything that I've received. Thumbs up this video for more hauls! 💕I am 5'9(175cm) 💋LINKS👇👇👇👇 💋LINKS👇👇👇👇

>💕I am 5'9(175cm) 💋LINKS👇👇👇👇 💋LINKS👇👇👇👇

>2 centimeters taller than me

>mfw

Thanks anon.


 No.60180

>>60149

when will you manlets learn?


 No.61127

>>60149

I´m 172cm too. 175cm is just right, but only if she wears heels.


 No.61231

>>60149

short bitch


 No.62194

>deleted her watermelon eating vid

shame


 No.62240

>>60180

Quiet Sprite is willing to give manlets a chance. She had a 5'3" boyfriend.


 No.62247

This whore has done the exact same video like a million times.

She can't keep getting away with it.


 No.62248

>>62247

That's because she's shitposting every single day.


 No.68609

she has the sweetest tongue of all asmr girls


 No.68638

>>68609

At least you didn't say feet.


 No.70150

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's doing the cuck roll call


 No.70200

>>68638

feet cant be sweet

i could see how people can find feet cute and arousing but definitely not sweet


 No.71440

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

her thighs are so hnnnngh worthy


 No.71479

>>71440

Coalburner confirmed. Picked back up again to drop twice as hard.


 No.71485

>>71479

based on what?


 No.71620

Maple is pure. She's pro Trump, anti degeneracy, tall and curvy, and shows traits of a trad housewife


 No.71623

>>71620

Any proof of those claims. I doubt any asmr bitch is pro trump


 No.71647

>>71623

Her tumblr. She answered questions about him positively and shitted on bernie.


 No.71648

File: 5c841ef5ed220e0⋯.png (577.38 KB, 600x580, 30:29, 1413915394887.png)

>>59112

>$1000

>you get a photo of my eyes

christ who do these whores think they are lmao

every fucking run of the mill roastie thinks she has the only vagina in the world


 No.71650

>>71623

> I doubt any asmr bitch is pro trump

Ann is pro-Trump. She even dropped a red pill in one of her latest ASMR videos and she's redpilling Lisa.


 No.71672

>>71650

Ah, yes. That Saudi Belgian girl.


 No.71729

>>71650

>0.4% African

Kys nigger lover


 No.71958

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Having not watched any Maple for a long time her Canadian accent seems really thick in this video. I wonder if she plays it up? It's part of her schtick?


 No.71961

>>71958

>canadian accent

She has one of many accents here in Canada. She's french Canadian, but people from like every other fucking province sound different. Listen to a Newfoundland accent to vomit instantly.


 No.71984

>>71650

Yes I forgot her. But that's it


 No.71986

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>71961

This anon


 No.71987

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>71986

So, newfies are like the Canadian version of the American hillbilly / redneck, but they fish instead of farm? Am I right?


 No.71988

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>71987

Yeah, but then if you're gonna tell a blonde joke, you tell a newfie joke instead.


 No.72031


 No.72221

does anyone have her ear eating videos where she actually showed it on camera?


 No.72357

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Maple

Spoopy Halloween Special

It's these kind of whisper vids that I'd like to see more of. Extreme close up whispering always gives me tingles.


 No.72396

Her whispers are so fucking irritating. They legitimately make me angry.

Back in the day she used to make soft-spoken videos. But now it's always those same fucking whispers. Every fucking video.

Also, she never does any role plays anymore. All she does is the same fucking kissing video or whatever over and over again, and no one seems to notice.

Does she have a Patreon? I wouldn't be surprised at all.


 No.72398

File: 35903c9a95ad65e⋯.png (6.92 KB, 261x455, 261:455, Capture.PNG)

>>72396

>Does she have a Patreon?

Of course she has a Patreon, anon.

https://www.patreon.com/MapleASMR

For $1000, she'll do a 1 hour custom video and send you a pic of her eyes!


 No.72404

>>72398

Hysterical.


 No.72451

>>72357

>Extreme close up whispering always gives me tingles.

It's slowly going extinct. No idea why.

>>72396

>hates whispers

>loves roleplays

Bro, do you even tingle?

>>72398

$1000 for an hour long video! That's $250 an hour! Such greed!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.72458

Lol @ the poorfags in this thread.


 No.72466

>>72458

Buy the $1,000 tier cuckage then. DO IT


 No.72477

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

$1,000

Maple has somethings for you.


 No.72481

File: f157803757686b7⋯.jpg (120.48 KB, 1356x750, 226:125, jztr.jpg)


 No.72482

>>72477

>>72481

kek eventually they ALL go for the whore route when subs and viewership begins to stagnate

bikini hauls incoming

filthy slut


 No.72491

>>72482

You're acting like maple wasn't always a subtle slut.


 No.72493

>>72482

It was especially sexy when the spit and lipstick laden gauze slipped down over her teeth. I threw up a little


 No.72506

>>72482

Almost 100% sure it's satire aimed at bitches like whispering v and adrianna robledo. While also still being somewhat sexy for her male audience. Maple is smart, not a brainless whore.


 No.72516

>>72481

That is a man


 No.72542

File: 44ea79669f4ad1c⋯.jpg (22.7 KB, 236x568, 59:142, 2f4318512eea60fc607e71976d….jpg)


 No.72564

>>72477

Is she goig the boob implants and lip injections like Whispering V (RIP)? Fucking skanks.


 No.72565

>>72477

Is she going the boob implants and lip injections route like Whispering V (RIP)? Fucking skanks.


 No.72566

What the hell, they deleted like 4 posts. Why? They wheren't even redpilled.


 No.72567

>>72564

Her skin is thinning out heaps as well. Drug use?


 No.72608

>>72567

Her skin is thinning? wtf?


 No.72648

>>72564

Do you not understand that that is the type of person she is making fun of with this video? Are the people on this board this fucking braindead?


 No.72696

>>72608

Veins being more visible, looking more stretched, less heathy-looking, etc.


 No.72702

>>72648

Not braindead, just super autistic.


 No.72836

>>72696

Do we know how old she is?


 No.72845


 No.72851

>>72696

She's a vegan. That would also explain things.


 No.72853

>>72845

Thinning skin at 22? Yikes. She'd better get a ring on it soon.

>>72851

The wonderful world of female veganism: incomplete proteins, incomplete B vitamins and poorly absorbed calcium.


 No.74649

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thanks to all the cucks


 No.74652

>>74649

Don't make me watch the video to find out what you mean lad. What did her cucks do for her?


 No.74735

>>72481

I wish I could cum all over her big tits


 No.74738

>>74735

They're not big at all, Anon.


 No.74774

>>74652

she does a video every month in which she whispers the name of all her cuck patreons


 No.75738

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

you can see some face in this one.


 No.76906

>>72477

holy fuck how did I miss this, those are some mouth watering tits idgaf if they're pushed up or fake


 No.76924

File: a0bc7b10d251ec7⋯.jpg (51.63 KB, 612x612, 1:1, whispersweetie.jpg)

>>59509

>Never forget.

I hope Maple never shows her face.


 No.77593

So no one has ever found a full face picture of her?

It seems pretty strange, someone has to have found her personal fb or something.


 No.77619

>>72477

Fuck yeah the bimbo look is the best. Fat/"natural" girls are fucking awful. Plastic and fakeness is hot as hell.


 No.77665

>>74649

thanks cucks


 No.77697

>>76924

fuuuu I rubbed more than a few out to that pillow scratching vid she had too, shame she ruined her channel by showing her whole face… her body and smile are 10/10


 No.77703

>>77697

who's she?


 No.77716

File: 0c0bdbca8dd7790⋯.gif (492.17 KB, 460x345, 4:3, 1503073652328.gif)

>>72542

D-do you guys think Maple has one of these? I hope not.


 No.77949

>>72481

hate the lips but goddamn she has great tits


 No.77951

>>77949

You know that's not how her lips or tits actually look like, right?

She's just making fun of Whispering V.


 No.77958

>>77951

jesus christ i know that's not how they look like.

i swear to fucking god this fucking chan sucks


 No.78013

File: 5faadcee8911aeb⋯.jpg (85.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 15002203805630.jpg)

How long for deanon?


 No.78097

https://youtu.be/YUXvO7TfVtw

New vid. She shows some leg, and part of her belly. Hot as always.


 No.78106

>>78097

Who is she?


 No.78108

>>78097

is this the 1880s?


 No.78117

>>78108

for some asmr channels those ol' time rules still applies


 No.78150

File: 0d7b09660932184⋯.jpg (9.77 KB, 320x235, 64:47, qv8cu.jpg)

>>78097

>maple will never give you a wood watch for christmas


 No.78153

>>78150

Speak for yourself, buddy. B-)


 No.78366

I miss her uploading daily.


 No.79258

I love this bitch


 No.83024

>>59753

Quebec is one of the whitest cities in america


 No.83103

>>83024

lmfao, you obviously have never spent time in k-beck


 No.83311

>>83024

Great fishing in K-beck


 No.83312

>>83311

It has least niggers and mudslimes off all big cities in Canadistan.


 No.83395

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm quite positive she has the nicest and sweetest looking tongue I've ever seen.


 No.83411

>>83312

that's not a high achievement


 No.83550

>>72477

welp, looks like she took it down


 No.83553

>>72477

anyone saved the video?


 No.83558

>>83553

do you even have to ask? of course


 No.83565

>>83553

I did but only the 720p version.


 No.83654

>>83565

720p should be enough for anybody.


 No.83656

>>83654

720p have a very low bitrate on youtube

it looks like shit

can someone post the video please?


 No.83659

>>83656

720p 60 fps from Jewtube is just fine. Unless you are gonna watch it on 90" 8k TV. (which you don't have)


 No.83666

>>83659

That's horseshit. If you can't tell the difference between 720 and 1080 you're blind.


 No.83682

>>83659

i don't care about the fps, i care about the bitrate


 No.83736

so, is anyone gonna upload it somewhere?


 No.83743

>>83736

upload what


 No.83768


 No.83905

>>83768

thx anon


 No.83907

>>83768

Anyone screenshotted her face?


 No.83935

>>83907

I wish. Sounds like there was some sort of a slip in the last Livestream, but she edited it out after it finished.


 No.83939

>>83935

No there wasn't


 No.83982

File: 088c381931fab44⋯.webm (11.36 MB, 640x480, 4:3, maplelegs.webm)

I'd HOLD her hand in PUBLIC if you know what I MEAN


 No.84014

>>83982

I'd KISS her "lips" in PUBLIC if you know what I MEAN


 No.84024

File: efc55deefdf73df⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, meat flaps.jpg)

>>84014

I know what you mean.


 No.84027

>>83939

prove it you naysaying inbred bitch


 No.84029

>>84027

Chill faggot


 No.84033

>>84029

fuck that bitch tits, get off ur dads dick and run along u trailertrash transexual cuck. get rekkkttt


 No.84054

>>84027

not that anon, but she had a mask on for the live stream, I didnt see the part where her face ended up in the shot but she kept saying the mask was making her sound nasally and it hurt to wear


 No.84066

>>84054

appreciate the insight big dawg

be easy in 2018


 No.84173

File: ee635b5188ebe71⋯.jpg (99.08 KB, 400x400, 1:1, id-like-to-tit-fuck-her-as….jpg)


 No.84281

>>83982

All jokes aside, I actually think she has pretty hands.

Her legs on the other hand, just make me want to pound her crotch


 No.84492

>>83395

Im not sure there is a more erotic video on the internet. jfc she is good


 No.84931

God please someone leak her face


 No.85059

She sure does get off on pretending to be a dog.


 No.85130

>>85059

I know I do


 No.88127


 No.88450

Is she really that innocent?


 No.88547

File: 498338e9c5d0bf2⋯.jpg (97.31 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hq-default.jpg)

>>88450

What do you think?


 No.88572

>>88547

deepthroat me mommy


 No.88705

File: 45d779606401349⋯.png (956.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maple.png)

File: 1a2defc79a87c27⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maple3.png)

File: fe9c9fe7ba0a19d⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maple4.png)

File: 0914e78297b0f7b⋯.png (895.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maple5.png)

She has the best boobs.


 No.88731

File: 4c318609fcc1972⋯.jpg (59.63 KB, 540x404, 135:101, maple.jpg)

>>88705

I hope I helped you out a little bit.


 No.88732

>>88547

Prove that you love her and kiss her.


 No.88735

>>88731

Her tits are nowhere near that big. And she most likely pads the shit out.


 No.88737

>>88731

Not her but holy christ this is perfection


 No.88749

>>88731

not her. still hot


 No.88780

>>88731

If only.


 No.88810

>>88705

I still find it amusing that no one has found a picture of her full face.


 No.88957

>>88735

They're definitely that big, Anon. I've been studying them for a lot of months.

>>88737

>>88749

I know that it's not her and I wasn't trying to trick anyone.


 No.88958

>>88810

I hope that it's because people are not that interested. I would really hate to know that people here are not that capable.


 No.88962

File: 00b55d2a70974f4⋯.jpg (573.04 KB, 1356x1000, 339:250, 7676578866ge4534.jpg)

>>88810

what are you talking about?


 No.88996

>>88962

perfection


 No.89007

>>88957

>i know that isnt her

>filename is maple


 No.89031

>>89007

are you serious?


 No.90012

File: 8ec86832f620dcb⋯.png (89.75 KB, 506x860, 253:430, Screen Shot 2018-02-01 at ….png)

SOMEONE HAS DONE IT! COME FORWARD WHOEVER YOU ARE! WHERE ARE THE EYES?!?!?!?


 No.90014

>>90012

That's what I call a cuck.


 No.90015

File: 842b242931be70a⋯.png (282.33 KB, 640x429, 640:429, Le_gasp_meme.png)


 No.90028

>>90012

Some people have a lot of money what's the big deal. For that guy $1k might be like $1 is to you


 No.90033

File: 8ce4a57df6e7193⋯.gif (4.64 MB, 475x288, 475:288, giphy.gif)

>>90012

"photo of my eyes"


 No.90040

anyone saved the vid where she does the botox injections? her voice on it is sorta like mykinkydopes retard voice and gives me big tingles. thanks


 No.90057

>>90012

FIND THAT PERSON


 No.90068

I could care less about her eyes, I wanna see her ass and tits.


 No.90148

>>90068

I have dreams about her asshole. I must be so pretty.


 No.90163

>>90012

>ywn pay Maple $1000 for a photograph of her eyes

>ywn impress her with you wanton expenditure

>ywn Skype with her, as she sizes you up in terms of income and attractiveness

>ywn become online friends with her

>ywn have her travel out to visit your house

>ywn kiss as you say goodbye

>ywn go to the cinema with her and non-hoverhand hold her shoulder

>ywn cup her breast and passionately kiss with her after you've walked her home

>ywn start a passionate romance with her

>ywn get married to her

>ywn have a brood of children with her

>ywn die in old age beside her, your loving, loyal wife and mother of your children

well worth $1000 tbh


 No.90539

someone needs to make a deepfake of her


 No.90685

>>90539

leak her full face then


 No.90753

File: f5be040e732c154⋯.png (417.19 KB, 624x437, 624:437, Woman makes ASMR on the In….png)

>>90012

I've just checked her patreon and it says that there are 0 people in that tier.

However, there is still someone paying $100 per month for the chance to get a 10 minute video and she is receiving $724 per month.


 No.90758

This uppity bitch lives with about 20 roommates, can't afford heat, can't afford basic cable and works in retail like most dumb whores but she somehow thinks she deserves a rich husband despite not being able to provide anything in return except 3 holes


 No.90780

>>90758

>despite not being able to provide anything in return except 3 holes

yeah, anon. It's called a "woman".


 No.90783

>>90753

Before it was $1624 and now is $724 which means $1000 cuckold was a typo. Fuck you Maple lmao!


 No.91232

At least she has a real job beside that girlfriend simulator bullshit aka ASMR.


 No.91319

>>91232

What does she do?


 No.91320

>>91319

I don't know, she didn't say.


 No.91344

>>91320

WELL THEN THAT HAS TO BE TRUE


 No.92259

>>83982

holy shit she's really hot


 No.92306

>>91319

Landlord. I'm guessing her parents are loaded.


 No.92351

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.92352

>>92351

1 hour of bullshit.


 No.92354

>>92352

1 hour of her hands. I love her hands.


 No.92582

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NEW VIDEO

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 No.92587

File: cfedf5b5e343e0f⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 384512.png)

File: aeab3608b58e3c2⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 865431.png)

File: f0b035ce544da05⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 7986451.png)

>>92582

Some slips that she blurred. The closest we've been to see her full face


 No.92590

>>92587

Mommy is so pretty


 No.92594

>>92587

She really is attractive. Maybe a little too thin because she only eats leaves, but her build is real dainty and feminine.


 No.92600

>>92590

Mommy is gorgeous.


 No.92603

File: 9fceff76c71d87d⋯.jpg (444.13 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Untitled-1.jpg)


 No.92612

>>92603

I imagine her face to be a mix of Evangeline Lilly and Abigail Spencer


 No.92617

File: d2c6ccbb119ea3e⋯.jpg (288.4 KB, 1368x921, 456:307, Untitled.jpg)

She looks like a fucking rodent.


 No.92623

>>92617

Don't insult mommy


 No.92624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>92623

This is real mommy.


 No.92636

>>92617

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT MOMMY


 No.92643


 No.92646

>>92617

She looks pretty.


 No.92647

>>92617

I have the feeling she's going to take the video down for showing too much face. Hopefully someone will reupload it.


 No.92667

>>92617

She’s beautiful, what kind of virgin incel are you anon? Take your faggot ass back to 8teen


 No.92676

>>92636

This is fucking pathetic you faggot.


 No.92678

>>92676

Yet you took time out of your day to reply. Talk about pathetic.


 No.92713

>>92587

>>92603

The Cutest


 No.92728

>>92603

Confirmed cutie.


 No.92732

>>92728

10/10 would marry


 No.92754

we need csi to enhance this shit


 No.92853

>>92587

okay, forgive me in advance if this is a retarded question, but is it possible to unblur this?


 No.92857

>>92853

Just enhance 10x

I use mangastudio


 No.92865

>>92857

Could you do it? Or someone around here?


 No.92866

>>92865

for a small fee


 No.92882

>>92865

There's a python script called EnhanceNet that supposedly fixes images like these.

But I don't know shit about Python.


 No.92885

>>92865

You can't do something from nothing. You can try to blur it out but then you'll lose the details.


 No.92886

>>92885

This Python script can do it http://webdav.tuebingen.mpg.de/pixel/enhancenet/

We just need someone that can figure it out.


 No.92887

>>92617

reminds me of sarah silverman's snout


 No.92891

>>92886

I smell bullshit.


 No.92893

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>92891

Not bullshit.


 No.92902

>>92893

If this script works that great they would already made a program or sell it to Adobe. As I said, you can't make something out of nothing. You can maybe recreate something like leopard fur or brick pattern if you have those pics saved in a folder but not human faces.


 No.92913

>>92902

No, you idiot -_- There's a world beyond absolutes. It's called Statistics. It creates something out of nothing by statistically reversing multiple blurring models available in the market. Such a tool is used by our millitary. One iteration of such tool was developed by older members of my family to capture stolen valor claimants during the late 90's and early 2000's. Learn the importance of Math. Disclaimer: I have no involvement in this thread.


 No.92956

>>92913

>Disclaimer: I have no involvement in this thread.

Or reality.


 No.92957

>>92913

I'll repeat for idiots like you one more time, you can't make something out of nothing.


 No.92960

>>92957

And the earth is flat am I right


 No.92962

>>92960

what an idiot, content aware generation isn't really accurate


 No.92968

>>92957

Education triggers you. My bad.


 No.92996

File: e25b5eb1a747001⋯.jpg (30.86 KB, 620x349, 620:349, Daggett.jpg)


 No.93100

>>90758

I saw your posts in her Tumblr telling her the same thing. You got btfo. :^)


 No.93345

>>93100

What an idiot lol


 No.93360

>>93100

Stop being such a whiteknight faggot. She isn't going to give you e-pussy when she's getting pounded by Akbar and Muhammad in MTL


 No.93371

P.O. Box information

*To: D.T. (This is very important)

CP 39004 CP Saint-Alexandre

Montreal, Quebec

H3B 0B2

CA

This is the only information we have that could maybe help to find who she is. No idea if its possible tho, just leaving the info here.


 No.93374

>>93371

It's a PO box. No joy. D.T. may be her initials though… or the box owner.


 No.93384

>>93374

Also found her birthday, according to this: www.famousbirthdays.com/people/maple-asmr.html

November 15, 1995

Probably won't help at all, but is all I could find.


 No.93393

>>93371

She used to have some q&a videos were she said some info about her (her age at the time, her major, etc). She took down all those videos but there must be reuploads somewhere.


 No.93396

>>93371

Why are all these ASMRwhores mostly leafs?


 No.93399

File: c6c9994ba2ea6ef⋯.jpg (153.01 KB, 1090x1087, 1090:1087, 1475160765124.jpg)


 No.93405

>>93393

well post the relevant info you fucking faggot


 No.93449

>>93405

she was 20 in 2016, her major is in natural sciences.


 No.93452

Rodent mommy is 22 now, mmm…


 No.93474

>>92617

She's so fucking beautiful


 No.93517

>>92587

Why does she hide herself if she's so fucking gorgeous


 No.93518

>>93517

right?


 No.93531

>>93449

>natural sciences

>actually trusting this ho


 No.93532

>>92617

She self proclaimed to be an 8 or 9 out of ten yet she looks like she suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome


 No.93548

>>93517

Subhuman eye area and fivehead.


 No.93571

>>93532

Nah not true


 No.93576

It's almost time for a new thread


 No.94193

File: 68ad6a5707f2657⋯.png (184.24 KB, 600x450, 4:3, output.png)

>>92865

Best I can do


 No.94203

>>94193

holy shit mommy is gorgeous


 No.94204

>>94193

thanks


 No.94737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

New vid from mommy


 No.95110

Man I fucking love Maple. I dream constantly. She is so stupidly gorgeous.


 No.95340

>>94193

she was wearing a mask tho. so this is retarded


 No.95523

>>95340

where's the mask in that frame according to you?


 No.97969

File: fe59657afca965a⋯.png (348.53 KB, 763x438, 763:438, ASMR Try-On Clothing Haul ….png)

File: b0acc758e307607⋯.jpg (57.92 KB, 990x600, 33:20, alien-internecivus-raptus-….jpg)

File: 50580b9616801fe⋯.jpg (31.66 KB, 600x586, 300:293, rdn_5108627f5290f.jpg)

Look at her skinny arms.


 No.97971

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>you will never take a nap in a beautiful spring field with Maple's translucent lap as your pillow


 No.97986

File: 485afc88f91c65c⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 8798456513.png)

File: 7a7d3350ee9981f⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 9018645312.png)

File: 6e57a4e57cf055f⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 9168541602.png)

File: ded82bae395ec2b⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 9248752169.png)

HNNGGGGGG


 No.97994

File: d6fd2488f8b4ce5⋯.png (2.07 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 28.png)

File: 367223a7b9b4785⋯.png (2.08 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 29.png)

File: 836e968b13f2415⋯.png (2.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 30.png)

File: e4562b3e48dcd7f⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 31.png)

HHNNNNNGGGGGGG


 No.99002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJbiIl4yiEQ

omg this girl reminds me maple so much


 No.100503

Would love to force-feed Maple some nice red meat

would probably give her a lot more energy too, considering her current diet of leaves and twigs


 No.100547

File: 40dfe02e096c59b⋯.png (175.63 KB, 376x401, 376:401, dfmn.png)

>>99002

Oh yes, we should check if she own any clothing from her haul videos.

But that video is garbage anon.




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