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File: 3dbe48cde1cf5f5⋯.jpg (28.96 KB, 480x360, 4:3, tumblr_ohweg49My61vgzrrn_o….jpg)


There's like 47 duplicate Blue/Gibi/Palagea/JellyButt/Darling/Innocent threads. Why not 1 for Maple?


One thread is more than enough you stupid nigger!


cuz dat bitch a prude, big nigga

tell her pastey ass to show us what we all want to see

bikini and lingerie hauls/try-ons



Because it's a man



don't tease me with a good time you fuckin jizz jockey



i'd bet my lower hanging nut this bitch has a lazy eye


she has a better than average voice for asmr… she ever accidentally flash any skin in those hauls?



put your money where your boyfriend's mouth is.


Highest Tier

$1,000 or more per month ∙ 0 of 5 patrons

WOW! You must be my biggest fan… And the richest too!

You get a one hour custom ASMR video and a photo of my eyes.



Ooga booga.



what video is that pic from?



Wow, that is so scumbaggy. Dropped forever. For $1,000 I'd better be able to fuck her!

And she wants $300 for a 20 minute video?

>tfw softlygaloshes pricing seems sane by comparison



Because Maple is a dude.



i'd rather pay the 500 dollars or whatever to actually see hungrylips nude.


Has there ever been an attractive ASMRtits who hid her face?

It's only the uggos who hide it.


A lot of manlets hate on her because she's 5'9


I was entertained by how she fuckinh whined like a little bitch when people got pissed they were cock teased by her bikini haul. Like please, half her vids she's using sex to clickbait, but nooo look at her sexually.



Manlets actually crave the tall girls.

Only salty ones hate on them.

t. 5'5 manlet



Bluewhisper didn't show her face in her first video. FastASMR is really pretty and she hides her face.


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Serena didn't show her face till the 29th or so video.

Some of Maple's videos are too intimate for a person whose job may be affected by a negative impression her employer might get from her videos. Maple isn't the sort of girl with nose rings and blue hair, her image is important. If she did show her face regularly she probably wouldn't have done a couple of videos, with that in mind i think it's for the best that she hide her face.

That said, her jaw and body are absolutely uberwoman tier, i don't see how that small portion she hides could be ugly.



There are videos where you see a glimpse of her nose and let me tell you she's hiding a big ol schnoz.


I'd rather not Maple shows her face. The lower part suggests an attractive women, but I'd expect her to have bug eyes and a big forehead or something.



id rather you show me than tell me muhfuhka

hook a nigga up wit some screen grabs you half ass bitch


she's not ugly, she's smart enough not to show her face, and doesn't wanna get doxxed. her internet persona is completely isolated from the rest of her life



then the least she could do is show more tits and ass



preach nigga


She has a smoking hot supermodel type/ballerina style body - real tall and lithe - but her content is pretty stale. She just does the same shit over again, half-assed kissing or mouth sounds then a layered video every week

Someone said it above as well though, every now and again she slips part of her nose in vpids and it looks pretty big. Maybe it's just because you can't see the rest of the face idk. She got some big ole hands too


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From what you can see here she looks normal. Really must just be 'respect my privacy!' schtick


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you'll never know


How tall is she?



5'8 or 5'10 can't remember anymore.



Given her frame and she's from Quebec, she is not pure white.



Taller than me, delicious, Now I want to enslave and impregnate her more than ever.



Meant to reply to >>59730

Anyway, do you got a source on that?


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File: 10ac92038ee0511⋯.png (53.81 KB, 245x205, 49:41, ClipboardImage.png)


>💗 Hey guys, here is a try-on haul video for you! This is definitely one of my favorite hauls I've done. I love everything that I've received. Thumbs up this video for more hauls! 💕I am 5'9(175cm) 💋LINKS👇👇👇👇 💋LINKS👇👇👇👇

>💕I am 5'9(175cm) 💋LINKS👇👇👇👇 💋LINKS👇👇👇👇

>2 centimeters taller than me


Thanks anon.



when will you manlets learn?



I´m 172cm too. 175cm is just right, but only if she wears heels.



short bitch


>deleted her watermelon eating vid




Quiet Sprite is willing to give manlets a chance. She had a 5'3" boyfriend.


This whore has done the exact same video like a million times.

She can't keep getting away with it.



That's because she's shitposting every single day.


she has the sweetest tongue of all asmr girls



At least you didn't say feet.


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She's doing the cuck roll call



feet cant be sweet

i could see how people can find feet cute and arousing but definitely not sweet


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her thighs are so hnnnngh worthy



Coalburner confirmed. Picked back up again to drop twice as hard.



based on what?


Maple is pure. She's pro Trump, anti degeneracy, tall and curvy, and shows traits of a trad housewife



Any proof of those claims. I doubt any asmr bitch is pro trump



Her tumblr. She answered questions about him positively and shitted on bernie.


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>you get a photo of my eyes

christ who do these whores think they are lmao

every fucking run of the mill roastie thinks she has the only vagina in the world



> I doubt any asmr bitch is pro trump

Ann is pro-Trump. She even dropped a red pill in one of her latest ASMR videos and she's redpilling Lisa.



Ah, yes. That Saudi Belgian girl.



>0.4% African

Kys nigger lover


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Having not watched any Maple for a long time her Canadian accent seems really thick in this video. I wonder if she plays it up? It's part of her schtick?



>canadian accent

She has one of many accents here in Canada. She's french Canadian, but people from like every other fucking province sound different. Listen to a Newfoundland accent to vomit instantly.



Yes I forgot her. But that's it


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This anon


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So, newfies are like the Canadian version of the American hillbilly / redneck, but they fish instead of farm? Am I right?


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Yeah, but then if you're gonna tell a blonde joke, you tell a newfie joke instead.



does anyone have her ear eating videos where she actually showed it on camera?


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Fresh Maple

Spoopy Halloween Special

It's these kind of whisper vids that I'd like to see more of. Extreme close up whispering always gives me tingles.


Her whispers are so fucking irritating. They legitimately make me angry.

Back in the day she used to make soft-spoken videos. But now it's always those same fucking whispers. Every fucking video.

Also, she never does any role plays anymore. All she does is the same fucking kissing video or whatever over and over again, and no one seems to notice.

Does she have a Patreon? I wouldn't be surprised at all.


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>Does she have a Patreon?

Of course she has a Patreon, anon.


For $1000, she'll do a 1 hour custom video and send you a pic of her eyes!






>Extreme close up whispering always gives me tingles.

It's slowly going extinct. No idea why.


>hates whispers

>loves roleplays

Bro, do you even tingle?


$1000 for an hour long video! That's $250 an hour! Such greed!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Lol @ the poorfags in this thread.



Buy the $1,000 tier cuckage then. DO IT


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Maple has somethings for you.


File: f157803757686b7⋯.jpg (120.48 KB, 1356x750, 226:125, jztr.jpg)




kek eventually they ALL go for the whore route when subs and viewership begins to stagnate

bikini hauls incoming

filthy slut



You're acting like maple wasn't always a subtle slut.



It was especially sexy when the spit and lipstick laden gauze slipped down over her teeth. I threw up a little



Almost 100% sure it's satire aimed at bitches like whispering v and adrianna robledo. While also still being somewhat sexy for her male audience. Maple is smart, not a brainless whore.



That is a man


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Is she goig the boob implants and lip injections like Whispering V (RIP)? Fucking skanks.



Is she going the boob implants and lip injections route like Whispering V (RIP)? Fucking skanks.


What the hell, they deleted like 4 posts. Why? They wheren't even redpilled.



Her skin is thinning out heaps as well. Drug use?



Her skin is thinning? wtf?



Do you not understand that that is the type of person she is making fun of with this video? Are the people on this board this fucking braindead?



Veins being more visible, looking more stretched, less heathy-looking, etc.



Not braindead, just super autistic.



Do we know how old she is?




She's a vegan. That would also explain things.



Thinning skin at 22? Yikes. She'd better get a ring on it soon.


The wonderful world of female veganism: incomplete proteins, incomplete B vitamins and poorly absorbed calcium.


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thanks to all the cucks



Don't make me watch the video to find out what you mean lad. What did her cucks do for her?



I wish I could cum all over her big tits



They're not big at all, Anon.



she does a video every month in which she whispers the name of all her cuck patreons


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you can see some face in this one.



holy fuck how did I miss this, those are some mouth watering tits idgaf if they're pushed up or fake


File: a0bc7b10d251ec7⋯.jpg (51.63 KB, 612x612, 1:1, whispersweetie.jpg)


>Never forget.

I hope Maple never shows her face.


So no one has ever found a full face picture of her?

It seems pretty strange, someone has to have found her personal fb or something.



Fuck yeah the bimbo look is the best. Fat/"natural" girls are fucking awful. Plastic and fakeness is hot as hell.



thanks cucks



fuuuu I rubbed more than a few out to that pillow scratching vid she had too, shame she ruined her channel by showing her whole face… her body and smile are 10/10



who's she?


File: 0c0bdbca8dd7790⋯.gif (492.17 KB, 460x345, 4:3, 1503073652328.gif)


D-do you guys think Maple has one of these? I hope not.



hate the lips but goddamn she has great tits



You know that's not how her lips or tits actually look like, right?

She's just making fun of Whispering V.



jesus christ i know that's not how they look like.

i swear to fucking god this fucking chan sucks


File: 5faadcee8911aeb⋯.jpg (85.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 15002203805630.jpg)

How long for deanon?



New vid. She shows some leg, and part of her belly. Hot as always.



Who is she?



is this the 1880s?



for some asmr channels those ol' time rules still applies


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>maple will never give you a wood watch for christmas



Speak for yourself, buddy. B-)


I miss her uploading daily.


I love this bitch



Quebec is one of the whitest cities in america



lmfao, you obviously have never spent time in k-beck



Great fishing in K-beck



It has least niggers and mudslimes off all big cities in Canadistan.


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I'm quite positive she has the nicest and sweetest looking tongue I've ever seen.



that's not a high achievement



welp, looks like she took it down



anyone saved the video?



do you even have to ask? of course



I did but only the 720p version.



720p should be enough for anybody.



720p have a very low bitrate on youtube

it looks like shit

can someone post the video please?



720p 60 fps from Jewtube is just fine. Unless you are gonna watch it on 90" 8k TV. (which you don't have)



That's horseshit. If you can't tell the difference between 720 and 1080 you're blind.



i don't care about the fps, i care about the bitrate


so, is anyone gonna upload it somewhere?



upload what




thx anon



Anyone screenshotted her face?



I wish. Sounds like there was some sort of a slip in the last Livestream, but she edited it out after it finished.



No there wasn't


File: 088c381931fab44⋯.webm (11.36 MB, 640x480, 4:3, maplelegs.webm)

I'd HOLD her hand in PUBLIC if you know what I MEAN



I'd KISS her "lips" in PUBLIC if you know what I MEAN


File: efc55deefdf73df⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, meat flaps.jpg)


I know what you mean.



prove it you naysaying inbred bitch



Chill faggot



fuck that bitch tits, get off ur dads dick and run along u trailertrash transexual cuck. get rekkkttt



not that anon, but she had a mask on for the live stream, I didnt see the part where her face ended up in the shot but she kept saying the mask was making her sound nasally and it hurt to wear



appreciate the insight big dawg

be easy in 2018


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All jokes aside, I actually think she has pretty hands.

Her legs on the other hand, just make me want to pound her crotch



Im not sure there is a more erotic video on the internet. jfc she is good


God please someone leak her face


She sure does get off on pretending to be a dog.



I know I do



Is she really that innocent?


File: 498338e9c5d0bf2⋯.jpg (97.31 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hq-default.jpg)


What do you think?



deepthroat me mommy


File: 45d779606401349⋯.png (956.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maple.png)

File: 1a2defc79a87c27⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maple3.png)

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File: 0914e78297b0f7b⋯.png (895.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maple5.png)

She has the best boobs.


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I hope I helped you out a little bit.



Prove that you love her and kiss her.



Her tits are nowhere near that big. And she most likely pads the shit out.



Not her but holy christ this is perfection



not her. still hot



If only.



I still find it amusing that no one has found a picture of her full face.



They're definitely that big, Anon. I've been studying them for a lot of months.



I know that it's not her and I wasn't trying to trick anyone.



I hope that it's because people are not that interested. I would really hate to know that people here are not that capable.


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what are you talking about?






>i know that isnt her

>filename is maple



are you serious?


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That's what I call a cuck.


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Some people have a lot of money what's the big deal. For that guy $1k might be like $1 is to you


File: 8ce4a57df6e7193⋯.gif (4.64 MB, 475x288, 475:288, giphy.gif)


"photo of my eyes"


anyone saved the vid where she does the botox injections? her voice on it is sorta like mykinkydopes retard voice and gives me big tingles. thanks





I could care less about her eyes, I wanna see her ass and tits.



I have dreams about her asshole. I must be so pretty.



>ywn pay Maple $1000 for a photograph of her eyes

>ywn impress her with you wanton expenditure

>ywn Skype with her, as she sizes you up in terms of income and attractiveness

>ywn become online friends with her

>ywn have her travel out to visit your house

>ywn kiss as you say goodbye

>ywn go to the cinema with her and non-hoverhand hold her shoulder

>ywn cup her breast and passionately kiss with her after you've walked her home

>ywn start a passionate romance with her

>ywn get married to her

>ywn have a brood of children with her

>ywn die in old age beside her, your loving, loyal wife and mother of your children

well worth $1000 tbh


someone needs to make a deepfake of her



leak her full face then


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I've just checked her patreon and it says that there are 0 people in that tier.

However, there is still someone paying $100 per month for the chance to get a 10 minute video and she is receiving $724 per month.


This uppity bitch lives with about 20 roommates, can't afford heat, can't afford basic cable and works in retail like most dumb whores but she somehow thinks she deserves a rich husband despite not being able to provide anything in return except 3 holes



>despite not being able to provide anything in return except 3 holes

yeah, anon. It's called a "woman".



Before it was $1624 and now is $724 which means $1000 cuckold was a typo. Fuck you Maple lmao!


At least she has a real job beside that girlfriend simulator bullshit aka ASMR.



What does she do?



I don't know, she didn't say.






holy shit she's really hot



Landlord. I'm guessing her parents are loaded.


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1 hour of bullshit.



1 hour of her hands. I love her hands.


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Some slips that she blurred. The closest we've been to see her full face



Mommy is so pretty



She really is attractive. Maybe a little too thin because she only eats leaves, but her build is real dainty and feminine.



Mommy is gorgeous.


File: 9fceff76c71d87d⋯.jpg (444.13 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Untitled-1.jpg)



I imagine her face to be a mix of Evangeline Lilly and Abigail Spencer


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She looks like a fucking rodent.



Don't insult mommy


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This is real mommy.







She looks pretty.



I have the feeling she's going to take the video down for showing too much face. Hopefully someone will reupload it.



She’s beautiful, what kind of virgin incel are you anon? Take your faggot ass back to 8teen



This is fucking pathetic you faggot.



Yet you took time out of your day to reply. Talk about pathetic.




The Cutest



Confirmed cutie.



10/10 would marry


we need csi to enhance this shit



okay, forgive me in advance if this is a retarded question, but is it possible to unblur this?



Just enhance 10x

I use mangastudio



Could you do it? Or someone around here?



for a small fee



There's a python script called EnhanceNet that supposedly fixes images like these.

But I don't know shit about Python.



You can't do something from nothing. You can try to blur it out but then you'll lose the details.



This Python script can do it http://webdav.tuebingen.mpg.de/pixel/enhancenet/

We just need someone that can figure it out.



reminds me of sarah silverman's snout



I smell bullshit.


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Not bullshit.



If this script works that great they would already made a program or sell it to Adobe. As I said, you can't make something out of nothing. You can maybe recreate something like leopard fur or brick pattern if you have those pics saved in a folder but not human faces.



No, you idiot -_- There's a world beyond absolutes. It's called Statistics. It creates something out of nothing by statistically reversing multiple blurring models available in the market. Such a tool is used by our millitary. One iteration of such tool was developed by older members of my family to capture stolen valor claimants during the late 90's and early 2000's. Learn the importance of Math. Disclaimer: I have no involvement in this thread.



>Disclaimer: I have no involvement in this thread.

Or reality.



I'll repeat for idiots like you one more time, you can't make something out of nothing.



And the earth is flat am I right



what an idiot, content aware generation isn't really accurate



Education triggers you. My bad.


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I saw your posts in her Tumblr telling her the same thing. You got btfo. :^)



What an idiot lol



Stop being such a whiteknight faggot. She isn't going to give you e-pussy when she's getting pounded by Akbar and Muhammad in MTL


P.O. Box information

*To: D.T. (This is very important)

CP 39004 CP Saint-Alexandre

Montreal, Quebec

H3B 0B2


This is the only information we have that could maybe help to find who she is. No idea if its possible tho, just leaving the info here.



It's a PO box. No joy. D.T. may be her initials though… or the box owner.



Also found her birthday, according to this: www.famousbirthdays.com/people/maple-asmr.html

November 15, 1995

Probably won't help at all, but is all I could find.



She used to have some q&a videos were she said some info about her (her age at the time, her major, etc). She took down all those videos but there must be reuploads somewhere.



Why are all these ASMRwhores mostly leafs?


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well post the relevant info you fucking faggot



she was 20 in 2016, her major is in natural sciences.


Rodent mommy is 22 now, mmm…



She's so fucking beautiful



Why does she hide herself if she's so fucking gorgeous






>natural sciences

>actually trusting this ho



She self proclaimed to be an 8 or 9 out of ten yet she looks like she suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome



Subhuman eye area and fivehead.



Nah not true


It's almost time for a new thread


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Best I can do



holy shit mommy is gorgeous





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New vid from mommy


Man I fucking love Maple. I dream constantly. She is so stupidly gorgeous.



she was wearing a mask tho. so this is retarded



where's the mask in that frame according to you?


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Look at her skinny arms.


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>you will never take a nap in a beautiful spring field with Maple's translucent lap as your pillow


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omg this girl reminds me maple so much


Would love to force-feed Maple some nice red meat

would probably give her a lot more energy too, considering her current diet of leaves and twigs


File: 40dfe02e096c59b⋯.png (175.63 KB, 376x401, 376:401, dfmn.png)


Oh yes, we should check if she own any clothing from her haul videos.

But that video is garbage anon.

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