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No.893
she is too pure and innocent for this world
No.894
>>889
>fresh
Account is a year old and she has over 100 videos uploaded.
No.896
>>894
I'd say you're autistic but I think you're just simple
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No.920
>>893
Agreed. Mai daughterfu
No.964
How will your heart react when she falls from grace?
No.965
>>964
My heart will break once she realizes she doesn't like creeps making comments about her and deletes her channel.
No.1005
I wish I lived close enough to stalk her.
No.1026
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Hope you want seconds cuz we just got another round of freshly baked dutch daughterfu on the house
No.1028
>>1026
46 minutes of wonderful dutch daughterfu talking. Nothing better.
No.1030
>>1026
>she says she's sick and has stomachaches and headaches all the time
Is it possible she's getting her first period cramps and doesn't know what they are?
No.1031
>>1026
Holy fuck 13:00 to about 15:00 wtf is wrong with this bitch
>no muscles in my butt
>"when you push, I can't feel it"
she was born for anal
No.1032
>>1030
I doubt it. She's mentioned stomach trouble in a few different videos already. If it was a period she would have had it already.
No.1033
>>1026
She's so perfect
Think about it, a girl that doesn't poop
Just like in the legends
No.1036
Does anyone know of any more daughterfu asmrtists? I remember seeing a channel of this Swedish girl that was pretty good.
No.1037
>she will never sit on my face
No.1038
>>1036
I don't, they all get scared off by >>1037
Though I regularly search for "ASMR" uploaded in the last hour and find all kinds of new asmrtists and sometimes daughterfu's are in there, but they're using garbage quality phone cameras with scratchy sound.
For now we'll just have to treasure our dutch daughterfu
No.1094
According to the second video, she's from Belgium, not the Netherlands.
No.1102
>>1094
in tingle talk time #3 she mentions a vlog, which is apparently spoken in dutch.
she could either be dutch living in belgium, or from wallonia or a dutch border area. could be anything, damn low countries.
No.1103
>>1102
She's from Belgium. Trust me, I've been following her for a long time.
No.1117
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Daughterfu responsibly keeping us updated and letting us know she's safe
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No.1169
>>1106
12/10 absolute perfection
Got any more?
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No.1257
>FRESH DUTCH
In more ways than one, am I right?
No.1258
>>1181
What got taken down?
No.1259
Also out of curiosity can you still see where you're videos have been embedded on youtube?
I remember before you had links to all the sites your video got posted on. It would probably be bad if she got linked around these parts.
No.1268
>>1258
ASMR gluten-free cereal bar making
No.1270
>>1257
Don't be lewd, Anon. She's obviously underage and unfit for any hot, raunchy activity
No.1290
>>1258
A video that she later re-uploaded. I guess something was wrong with the first video.
>>1257
>>1270
I hope people like you don't push her away from making ASMR videos. Some creepy people make lewd comments on young ASMRtists channels and they either get scarred for life or they delete the channel and all the videos.
No.1293
>>1290
Honestly I know its happened to Lisa and she doesn't seem to give a hoot.
Seems like the amount of popularity she has has overridden the bad stuff, Lisa has more emotional stability than asmrtist 6-10 years older than her.
No.1295
>>1290
I don't make any lewd comments, but I don't think she really understands some of the ones she gets. If she didn't know what to call a fan in English then she probably doesn't know what fapping is.
I can only imagine the Emails she gets though.
No.1308
>>1290
It's a joke m8, I wouldn't actually harass her. The legions of autists on /hebe/ have chased off enough internet qt's
No.1316
>>1295
It's possible her parent or older sibling filters her channel/emails for her. I know a few younger youtuber where this happens.
No.1330
>>1317
Oh fuck yes this is going to be cute as hell
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No.1376
>>1372
She's gotten pretty good at her craft. Some of her earlier videos make it seem like she doesn't know what she's doing, but things have changed for the better.
No.1377
>>1376
Her very first videos were pretty bad. The mic kept popping, but they've been better for a long time.
No.1388
>you will never impregnate her
why even live bros?
No.1389
>>1372
Old mic worked better to be honest. Maybe it's because I have shitty headphones though.
No.1403
>>1388
I will fucking pry your nutsack from the rest of your pathetic body with a rusty pair of wire strippers, "bro."
No.1404
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>>1403
Ow! That edge!
Also
FRESH
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No.1407
>>1404
No offence, but she looks like she has a minor case of fetal alcohol syndrome.
No.1410
>>1407
Nice projecting there, champ.
No.1416
>>1410
You seem to be upset. Here, this should help you understand.
Flat philtrum. Check.
Thin upper lip. Check.
Low nasal bridge. Check.
etc.
No.1423
>>1416
You're right about the lip and the nasal bridge, but her philtrum isn't flat. And none of the other things in your image are true either. Try watching the video with the quality above 144p and looking again.
No.1482
>>1416
you wanna get fucking hurt m8?
No.1527
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DAUGHTERFU THANKS US LOWLY PEONS FOR SUBSCRIBING AND UPLOADS A ROLEPLAY VIDEO
No.1543
>>1527
What should we ask?
No.1550
>>1543
Did it hurt when she fell from heaven?
No.1552
>>1550
Is "heaven" code for her alcoholic mothers vagina?
No.1555
>>1552
How fucking dare you insult my daughter in this manner I will slice your throat open with a broken beer bottle and shove cow shit down your stump of a neck as I slowly push your head further back so the last thing you feel is your skin and veins tearing open.
No.1556
I wish she would do a caring girlfriend video. I'm not going to ask her to do it since I don't know how to word it and make it seem like a good idea without being creepy.
No.1561
>>1556
Well she did a kissing video and nobody seems to have objected to that.
No.1593
>>1556
Wait until she's older.
No.1660
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She's got 2 more videos out.
No.1700
>>1556
>I don't know how to word it and make it seem like a good idea without being creepy.
You can't. Caring girlfriend rp videos are creepy by default. Think about the kind of guys they're trying to cater to.
Just ask her to do another kissing vid. >>1561
No.1703
>>1660
>What tv shows do you watch?
>"Teen wolf"
fucking lost it there, couldn't keep watching because I was laughing too hard
No.1708
>>1703
I never heard of it. Seems like typical girl shit though.
No.1729
>>1700
>You can't. Caring girlfriend rp videos are creepy by default.
This. They always make me feel awkward and unclean. If ASMR producers want to do shit like that I wish they'd be more subtle about it instead of being in your face about pretending to be your gf.
No.2200
THIS HARPY IS TRYING TO CORRUPT THE YOUTH!
No.2212
>>2210
Maybe she's just being polite.
No.2214
>>2210
>Rebekah
I apologize on behalf of all good Jews that this slut exists
No.2217
>>2200
>>2210
what am i missing here?…
No.2218
>>2217
She's a shit human beign. That's all.
No.2219
>>2218
someone's going to have to fill me in… we hate her because?…
Is she one of the SJW types?… did she do something? was she one of the anti slutty asmr peoples?
No.2221
>>2219
She is a shit show feminazi SJW tumblrina
No.2225
>>2221
I would like to add that she shills her website and merchandise excessively as well
No.2227
>>2225
She should try selling a guacamole bowl too to go full shill
No.2240
Anyone know why she deleted the share my ears video?
No.2248
>>2240
She re-uploaded it, But cut some parts apparently if you read the description. I guess she cut out the parts where she was talking about creeps in the comment section. But i didnt see the original
No.2249
>>2248
>TFW she thinks you're creepy for telling her that you missed her
She's undergoing the metamorphosis!
No.2252
I would honestly let her shit on my face
she is so perfect
No.2254
>>2249
I'm no pedo, I just want to know why women tend to become shit as they are older. Not in terms of looks or anything, but why do they become cunts?
No.2257
>>2254
Women don't age mentally after 12. They're given power through their vaginas which turns them into cunts.
No.2269
>>2257
That makes sense. People I feel are at their worst around 12 or 13 or so
No.2290
>>1416
>>2286
kek kek kek
Who can deny it now? Faggots.
No.2298
I wish she would shit on my face..
No.2307
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>>2254
The feminist idea that sex is no big deal is a lie.
The truth is, every different person that you fuck kills you a little bit inside. This is probably also true for friendships, but to a lesser extent. Humans are social animals. We are designed to bond with other people. Denied that, we're like the monkeys with the wire mothers (pic related)
You're supposed to bond with someone you fuck, just like you're supposed to bond with your mother. Everything in your psyche is designed to do that. Every person that you fuck but fail to form a lasting bond with, is like every time that monkey had to get milk from the cold wire mother.
This is true for men and women, but it's more true for women. Unfortunately, they never figure out that it's true. By the time they start to feel the effects of it, they're in denial and they would prefer to use the feminist narrative to invent an excuse for why it's not true. So instead of saying, "oh shit. I fucked up! I'd better warn the next generation!" they say, it cannot possibly be my fault. I did everything right. It must be men's fault. Patriarchy! Patriarchy!
There are lots of women who hit 30 or 40 and are as happy as can be. They're just not feminists.
They're feminine
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>>2329
These will make for good reaction images.
No.2349
You paedo fucks.
>>2342
Also, she looks a bit like Ephemeral Rift here.
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No.3059
>>1556
id vomit if she did that
No.3060
>>1556
Probably because it's not a good idea and is creepy.
No.3122
>>3119
>calling a 14 year old girl a SJW whore because she has a positive outlook on life and isn't a cynical cunt that hates everyone and everything
wew what a head you have on your shoulders.
No.3123
>>3122
I can only imagine your reaction if you got stabbed and somebody told you to stop whining about it and talked only about how your attacker is a victim and people need to give attention and prayers to the BOTH of you.
No.3125
>>3123
And where does it say any of that in the screenshot you posted?
No.3135
>>3125
>Doesn't know what an analogy is
Also, I didn't post a screenshot.
No.3136
>>3135
If your situation is hypothetical then it has nothing to do with the subject. She didn't say any of those things, so I don't see what the issue is. Go somewhere else and spew your bullshit.
No.3142
>>3136
Holy fuck, you're autistic.
No.3143
>>3136
No, I said those things to YOU.
No.3162
>>3142
>>3143
You guys sure are angry about a thing a small little girl said.