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October 2018 - 8chan Transparency Report
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 No.92368

Which ASMRfu are you going to spend Valentine's with?

For me, it's Pelagea.

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 No.92371

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 No.92379

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 No.92386

File: b460892ac9844b2⋯.jpg (75.59 KB, 513x598, 513:598, joseph_paul_goebbels___in_….jpg)

You faggots are stuck here with me for Valentines Day. I'm your man now.


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File: 53a9d891c27c6db⋯.jpg (26.45 KB, 500x500, 1:1, evanwilliamsbourbon15l__01….jpg)


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File: e5703955b58a364⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 576.78 KB, 400x225, 16:9, anigif_enhanced-buzz-10185….gif)

>>92386

Goebby my love!


 No.92392

File: 4d858e056188976⋯.png (1013.52 KB, 816x612, 4:3, Anon and Prim.png)

I want Prim to be my valentine. I'd take her to dinner at Red Lobster. Then we'd go back to her place and I'd hold the shit out of her hand and take pictures of her pretty face.

(I'd also teach her how to use her microphone.)


 No.92395

>>92392

Lmao. You're one hell of a funny prude.


 No.92396

File: 652787889337296⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 564x453, 188:151, 652.jpg)

>>92395

Get a load of this degenerate. /asmr/ out here respecting women. Except Seafoam Kitten. Fuck that bitch.


 No.92397

>>92392

Love u, redlobsteranon


 No.92411

>>92396

Fuck Seafoam, shitting up threads hating on other ASMRwhores…th-thats our job. Stop it Nora!


 No.92413

File: 65adad3df7d6482⋯.jpg (137.25 KB, 900x473, 900:473, joseph-goebbels-leni-riefe….jpg)

When you faggots get a Fräulein, everyday is Valentines Day. Unless you're a pic related Nazi and chics dig it…hmm…


 No.92467

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My Valentine Waifu


 No.92468

File: bf4ec06378d721a⋯.gif (1.89 MB, 200x200, 1:1, 1515277435172.gif)

mods deleted my thread with actual videos instead of this nazi shit


 No.92469

>>92468

Gooby gooby doo :DD


 No.92470

File: 6b959b477c9e683⋯.jpg (47.38 KB, 1000x688, 125:86, 1503426537106.jpg)

>>92392

You're a sweet guy


 No.92471

>>92468

You've opened a double thread and 19 out of 20 posts/videos were yours. I know you are probably autistic but here is 300 other autistic faggots and you can't be selfish.


 No.92472

File: 573b5e5690d3e48⋯.png (548.33 KB, 535x632, 535:632, 1503423298788.png)

>>92471

</ayysemarr/ has over 300 autists

Lies. There's only like, 10-15 active faggots here.


 No.92473

>>92472

There is close to 300 users on this board.


 No.92474

>>92472

>>92473

Board fluctuates between 150-200 since 2018 began. /asmr/ is always in the top 15 for active threads. Eyes on passing /animu/!


 No.92475

File: d6e3d6e61ed6b17⋯.jpeg (294.49 KB, 1065x1379, 1065:1379, A0A36417-091E-43EB-88F8-6….jpeg)

>>92468

Oops. lel


 No.92478

>>92474

I remember we had 280+ active users last year. Probably Jellybun's redditards and Jewtube cucks.


 No.92480

>>92478

During the height of Jellygate yes. A lot more ASMRtits and their orbiters started lurking.


 No.92487

>>92413

Damn, right in the feels. He looks kinda sad there with his blank, unfocused gaze. I wonder whether this was taken close to the end of the war when he already knew that it's all going to be over soon. Must have been terrible.


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File: 5fd86342f1f45c5⋯.jpg (326.69 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1427495470397.jpg)

>>92470

For you.


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File: 3055361ed016505⋯.png (494.27 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 27894231_1732901973422000_….png)


 No.92497

>>92487

read the filename


 No.92503

>>92392

I want Prim to be my valentine.

I'd take her to dinner at Red Lobster.

Then we'd go back to her place and I'd fuck the shit out of her tight cunny and virgin asshole and facefuck her pretty face.

(I'd also teach her how to use my "microphone")

Fixed that 4U >:-)


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File: 4ef0d093dcf322f⋯.jpg (25.99 KB, 511x340, 511:340, 4ef0d093dcf322faed1cf31ed9….jpg)

>>92503

how i feel after reading this :(


 No.92509

>>92368

I dont think muslims observe Valentine's day in chechniya.


 No.92512

>>92507

Well if you're the one who posted this >>92392 , you're asking for it!


 No.92514

Fams, what is 8chan's filesize limit?


 No.92521

>>92514

>8chan's filesize limit

16MB


 No.92522

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Karuna made a video for lonely people like (you).


 No.92523

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If eating bugs is your thing…


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 No.92535

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Hey, anon. I heard you needed a date for Valentines Day. This faggot has got you covered!


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File: fa83d05b31cd47c⋯.jpg (18.14 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>92530


 No.92565

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Watching my waifu 's freshest vid


 No.92606

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Beautiful eyes.


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File: b15d1960d733141⋯.jpg (256.31 KB, 800x778, 400:389, Pepe Jew.jpg)


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File: 01280429762207c⋯.jpg (21.17 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sausage_nose_400x400.jpg)


 No.92622

>>92606

Have to give her props because bitch has balls to film a video without makeup.


 No.92625

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Hold on Ema, now I'm going to fuck you my sweet Valentine!


 No.92629

File: be8c5629a577bf2⋯.jpeg (37.73 KB, 480x480, 1:1, C6346C95-A981-43FE-8C2D-A….jpeg)

Calmingescape

Christ am I in love with her!


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 No.92638

>>92637

Which ASMR whore do you think he listened to?


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 No.92651

File: 697de06fb7da09c⋯.jpg (118.25 KB, 955x955, 1:1, 28151990_1170398059762817_….jpg)

dat ass tho


 No.92654

File: d0f231591ec5949⋯.png (5.41 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, CalmingEscapeASMR.png)

>>92629

Damn shes fat


 No.92656

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 No.92657

>>92654

She's a "body positive" Plus Size Model™. C'mon, anon. It's 2018!


 No.92659

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Fresh Angelica! Possibly the worst audio ever. Happy Valentines Day!


 No.92664

>>92657

havent you heard? You're not allowed to say "plus sized" anymore, its now "fabulously sized"


 No.92670

>>92654

She’s smoking hot! I would do things to her that she’d never be able to look her parents in the eye again


 No.92674

File: 39dadaed00211ee⋯.jpg (87.58 KB, 612x792, 17:22, Obelix_coloured_by_crossbo….jpg)

>>92670

At least you can take Dove who's is also chubby but looks decent. This skank has peasant Slavic dumb face and Obelix body.


 No.92679

File: bb5f9ac25b5367c⋯.png (798.31 KB, 702x600, 117:100, Screen Shot 2018-02-14 at ….png)

>>92650

Skskskkillkillkillkill lel


 No.92701

>>92637

>shooter in custody

He's white. I hope he's not /ourguy/. Normalfags are already freaking out about the evil AR15. He beat Dylan and Eric's high score too. This will be a shitstorm. I guess I'm going to bounce over to /pol/ for a bit to catch up on this happening.


 No.92704

>>92701

Cruz. He's a spic.


 No.92707

File: c325c69e488ad08⋯.png (151.31 KB, 750x394, 375:197, Nicolas-de-Jesus-Cruz2.png)

>>92679

>He's white

Nicolas de Jesus Cruz


 No.92710

>>92704

>>92707

Wew. Thank God. The fucking (((media))) is claiming he's white. Typical jew tricks. Let's all hope that he's a Dreamer™ too.

>the wall just got 10 feet higher


 No.92721

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Lexi Poll date. Haven't seen much of her anymore after her nudes leaked. She has great tits btw if you ever get to see them.


 No.92723

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Juliette with a V-Day gift for the footfags.


 No.92724

>>92721

Fam you know that all these girls especially your waifus are getting rammed by Chad's dick exactly while you read this post?


 No.92727

>>92724

I know. *sigh*

feelsbadman.jpg


 No.92734

File: 58ff63893a7a26e⋯.jpg (127.28 KB, 944x534, 472:267, Untitled.jpg)

Mommy is scratching my balls for Valentine.


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File: 421e00be9ca3b97⋯.png (102.61 KB, 682x604, 341:302, 01c30cc2a00812c8d578f8efc9….png)

>>92637

Just another autistic incel an hero from lookism/incels.me


 No.92786

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hope you like Frivi with a side of tranny


 No.92917

File: 102c0bbba6f8f08⋯.webm (7.94 MB, 1024x422, 512:211, lesson of the evil - scho….webm)

It was a good day, bless that spic.


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File: 8728bd50af40c1e⋯.jpg (112.28 KB, 759x1092, 253:364, 8728bd50af40c1e02ed26044f5….jpg)


 No.92949

>>92917

Good movie so far, ty anon.


 No.92953

>>92917

Best movie I've ever seen!


 No.93011

>>92917

>>92949

>>92953

>>93002

/asmr/ movie night!

https://archive.org/details/LessonOfTheEvil

free streaming… downloading it now myelf


 No.93016

File: a24f55100f46825⋯.jpg (21.44 KB, 398x500, 199:250, a24f55100f468251d8015fa2f5….jpg)

>>93013


 No.93030

>>93011

Good dubs and good movie anon!


 No.93074

>>93002

Now watching Visitor Q, I like his style.




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