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/asmr/ - Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

Make ASMR Great Again!
Winner of the 2∞rd Attention-Hungry Games
/liberty/ - Physical removal time, communist swine.

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Which ASMRfu are you going to spend Valentine's with?

For me, it's Pelagea.

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You faggots are stuck here with me for Valentines Day. I'm your man now.


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Goebby my love!


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I want Prim to be my valentine. I'd take her to dinner at Red Lobster. Then we'd go back to her place and I'd hold the shit out of her hand and take pictures of her pretty face.

(I'd also teach her how to use her microphone.)



Lmao. You're one hell of a funny prude.


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Get a load of this degenerate. /asmr/ out here respecting women. Except Seafoam Kitten. Fuck that bitch.



Love u, redlobsteranon



Fuck Seafoam, shitting up threads hating on other ASMRwhores…th-thats our job. Stop it Nora!


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When you faggots get a Fräulein, everyday is Valentines Day. Unless you're a pic related Nazi and chics dig it…hmm…


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My Valentine Waifu


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mods deleted my thread with actual videos instead of this nazi shit



Gooby gooby doo :DD


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You're a sweet guy



You've opened a double thread and 19 out of 20 posts/videos were yours. I know you are probably autistic but here is 300 other autistic faggots and you can't be selfish.


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</ayysemarr/ has over 300 autists

Lies. There's only like, 10-15 active faggots here.



There is close to 300 users on this board.




Board fluctuates between 150-200 since 2018 began. /asmr/ is always in the top 15 for active threads. Eyes on passing /animu/!


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Oops. lel



I remember we had 280+ active users last year. Probably Jellybun's redditards and Jewtube cucks.



During the height of Jellygate yes. A lot more ASMRtits and their orbiters started lurking.



Damn, right in the feels. He looks kinda sad there with his blank, unfocused gaze. I wonder whether this was taken close to the end of the war when he already knew that it's all going to be over soon. Must have been terrible.


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For you.


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read the filename



I want Prim to be my valentine.

I'd take her to dinner at Red Lobster.

Then we'd go back to her place and I'd fuck the shit out of her tight cunny and virgin asshole and facefuck her pretty face.

(I'd also teach her how to use my "microphone")

Fixed that 4U >:-)


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how i feel after reading this :(



I dont think muslims observe Valentine's day in chechniya.



Well if you're the one who posted this >>92392 , you're asking for it!


Fams, what is 8chan's filesize limit?



>8chan's filesize limit



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Karuna made a video for lonely people like (you).


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If eating bugs is your thing…



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Heil Goebbels.

I'll be drinking coffee, eating chocolate and getting cucked by Nora's new dragon RP. I'll probably watch a bunch of her old shit too. I love her I fucking hate her I really, really like her though.


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Hey, anon. I heard you needed a date for Valentines Day. This faggot has got you covered!


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Watching my waifu 's freshest vid


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Beautiful eyes.


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Have to give her props because bitch has balls to film a video without makeup.


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Hold on Ema, now I'm going to fuck you my sweet Valentine!


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Christ am I in love with her!




Which ASMR whore do you think he listened to?


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dat ass tho


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Damn shes fat


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She's a "body positive" Plus Size Model™. C'mon, anon. It's 2018!


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Fresh Angelica! Possibly the worst audio ever. Happy Valentines Day!



havent you heard? You're not allowed to say "plus sized" anymore, its now "fabulously sized"



She’s smoking hot! I would do things to her that she’d never be able to look her parents in the eye again


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At least you can take Dove who's is also chubby but looks decent. This skank has peasant Slavic dumb face and Obelix body.


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Skskskkillkillkillkill lel



>shooter in custody

He's white. I hope he's not /ourguy/. Normalfags are already freaking out about the evil AR15. He beat Dylan and Eric's high score too. This will be a shitstorm. I guess I'm going to bounce over to /pol/ for a bit to catch up on this happening.



Cruz. He's a spic.


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>He's white

Nicolas de Jesus Cruz




Wew. Thank God. The fucking (((media))) is claiming he's white. Typical jew tricks. Let's all hope that he's a Dreamer™ too.

>the wall just got 10 feet higher


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Lexi Poll date. Haven't seen much of her anymore after her nudes leaked. She has great tits btw if you ever get to see them.


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Juliette with a V-Day gift for the footfags.



Fam you know that all these girls especially your waifus are getting rammed by Chad's dick exactly while you read this post?



I know. *sigh*



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Mommy is scratching my balls for Valentine.


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Just another autistic incel an hero from lookism/incels.me


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hope you like Frivi with a side of tranny


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It was a good day, bless that spic.


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Good movie so far, ty anon.



Best movie I've ever seen!


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Of course it was directed by Takashi Miike. How could it not be? I'll need to be seeing this one.






/asmr/ movie night!


free streaming… downloading it now myelf



Hey, thanks anon! I'm gonna watch this right now.


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Good dubs and good movie anon!



Now watching Visitor Q, I like his style.

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