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File: bac07b5d034cc58⋯.png (1.75 MB, 1080x797, 1080:797, Fan Club.png)

 No.98097

It seems that the 8chan Pelagea Fan Club™ is here to stay. Share and discuss all things Pelagea related in this thread. If you love our beautiful Belarusian whisper waifu, join the 8chan Pelagea Fan Club™ today!

old thread

>>97434

Post last edited at

 No.98099

Basically perfect but why only my loins respond? I wonder how she thinks.


 No.98101

before you call someone a faggot..


 No.98104

>>98101

BO confirmed Pelagea hater?


 No.98105

>>98101

You're a huge faggot for editing OP's post.


 No.98106

>>98101

BO confirmed sense of humor?


 No.98107

File: 09bf27f750231fe⋯.jpg (136.15 KB, 1080x860, 54:43, angry pelagea.jpg)

>>98106

Pelagea doesn't think it's funny.


 No.98108

>>98107

Pelagea confirmed no humor?


 No.98109

File: 3947cd2e5f46492⋯.jpg (156.34 KB, 1080x1273, 1080:1273, 22793741_1950437175194441_….jpg)

WATCH ITt


 No.98110

File: 4e31bfa53d27481⋯.jpg (23.87 KB, 419x385, 419:385, crybaby.jpg)

>>98105

Faggot is my middle name. I just like to fuck around with you because Pelagea fags are the biggest cucks on this board and your whining only confirms my statement. It's not BO btw and I changed your title back. Hope you're happy.


 No.98111

File: 00176d4938e7741⋯.jpg (97.34 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 21148101_425025734558423_6….jpg)


 No.98112

>>98111

So is she a robot or what

No flaws


 No.98113

File: 2f6e07ff15e4039⋯.jpg (65.27 KB, 530x543, 530:543, 5177134-carlthecuck.jpg)

>>98110

Cuck is my middle name. I just like to cuck around with you because I'm the biggest cuck on this board and my whining proves it.

(Thanks anon-mod. I am happy and Pelagea is happy too.)


 No.98114

>>98113

Nice family. Who's the father?


 No.98115

File: 909517ab9938701⋯.jpg (138.08 KB, 625x400, 25:16, ME.jpg)

>>98110

M'lady hath been saved


 No.98116

>>98111

Not a single eye vein. Is this normal?


 No.98117

>>98114

It could be either Jamal or Tyrone. They both creampied her. I'm just happy to raise Lakisha.


 No.98118

>>98116

Dude. She looked hot even when she had the flu last year.


 No.98119

File: 919cb2af16824fa⋯.jpg (158.25 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 23967434_135974220508800_6….jpg)


 No.98120

>>98118

Riobot then. I am curious.


 No.98121

File: aa0ba0ef975ac4a⋯.png (771.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, dat hair.png)

>>98119

Those horrendous dark roots.

SHAMEFUL


 No.98122

>>98119

No makeup. Flu. Pale. Chapped lips. This is Pelagea at her worst. Still not bad.


 No.98123

>>98122

I then suspect its a planned worst.

>>98121

hair growing is shameful?


 No.98124

File: 928ff99d54e316f⋯.jpg (373.81 KB, 1277x892, 1277:892, 1.jpg)

>>98122

Nah, this one is. She couldn't use any camera tricks.


 No.98125

>>98121

She looks best with her natural hair color.


 No.98126

>>98122

>No makeup

Foundation and mascara for sure, maybe some corrector for the eye bags. Don't buy that "no makeup" shit anon.


 No.98127

>>98124

Still hot.


 No.98128

>>98124

Kind of looks like Emmy Rossum here who (jewish ties be damned) is the most gorgeous woman on the planet.


 No.98129

File: 6c0ec7df8c5bf6e⋯.mp4 (1.28 MB, 640x640, 1:1, pelagea_asmr_21460776_1238….mp4)

Did she ever publish this video?? I can't remember ever watching it.


 No.98130

>>98124

Video?


 No.98131

>>98130

From instagram. I believe she has posted around 3 clips of videos she has never put online.


 No.98132

File: 288713bb61bbefb⋯.jpg (29.13 KB, 300x300, 1:1, emmy-rossum.jpg)

>>98128

You're right. I can see a resemblance.


 No.98133

>>98131

And who's the other girl, Valeriya?


 No.98134

>>98132

Is Pelagea better?


 No.98135

>>98134

I would pick Pelagea based solely on my hate for jews. Although, jewery aside, they'd have to compete and it would be very close as to who the winner is, just going off physical looks.


 No.98136

File: 923549acc85c0b8⋯.jpg (63.62 KB, 1080x565, 216:113, 12.jpg)

I never saw the likeness with Melania.


 No.98137

File: bfb3069393e941b⋯.jpg (45.75 KB, 728x546, 4:3, emmywhoa.jpg)

>>98135

I like the cut of your jib


 No.98138

>>98136

That's because Melania is a pure Slav and Ellina's father is a goatfucker.


 No.98141

File: 9a1fa3534579b98⋯.jpg (30.19 KB, 1080x706, 540:353, 22277572_1399213586844643_….jpg)

>>98138

>goatfucker

C'mon. Really?


 No.98144

>>98121

You got this stream?


 No.98146

>>98141

then mother


 No.98147

Stream is over. Anyone have it?


 No.98149

>>98147

Get streamlink and use this command

streamlink –hls-live-edge 99999 –hls-segment-threads 5 -o m23o.ts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRnx5ARXK4 1080p


 No.98151

>>98149

I'm not sure how to use streamlink


 No.98153

Download this:

Streamlink_for_Windows_Portable_v0.11.0.zip

https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-portable/releases/tag/Stable_v0.11.0


 No.98155

>>98153

now what do I do? I downloaded it


 No.98156

Extract the files and run streamlink.exe, copy and paste

streamlink –hls-live-edge 99999 –hls-segment-threads 5 -o m23o.ts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRnx5ARXK4 1080p

in the command window


 No.98158

>>98147

I'll be uploading it later on.


 No.98160

>>98156

the command keeps saying error


 No.98161

Try this

streamlink –hls-live-edge 99999 –hls-segment-threads 5 -o m23o.ts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRnx5ARXK4 1080p


 No.98163

Change (double-dash) with - - (without space)

streamlink (double-dash)hls-live-edge 99999 (double-dash)hls-segment-threads 5 -o m23o.ts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRnx5ARXK4 1080p


 No.98164

>>98163

that starts to open it but then says failed to open output


 No.98167

Works for me, maybe you're missing some codec


 No.98168

>>98167

Idk maybe. Thanks for helping. I guess I’ll wait for the other guy who said he’d upload it since I’m too dumb to figure this out lol.


 No.98170

>>98158

Thank you anon 💗 If your the same one, you've been awesome. Are you going to use vola?


 No.98173

File: 40aa6cea300383e⋯.jpg (264.56 KB, 1024x587, 1024:587, 2018-03-09 - Pelagea ASMR ….jpg)

>>98170

Yeah, either volas or mega whichever is faster.


 No.98174

>>98173

Vola was really slow last time I used it and mega works pretty good. But whatever’s better for you.


 No.98175

>>98173

Vola is extremely slow and last only for 48 hours.


 No.98177

>>98173

>Duration: 05:09:05


 No.98180

>>98173

Vola has been sucking pretty hard. I vote MEGA


 No.98181

Did anyone else see the big dick in twitch chat?


 No.98182

>>98181

Explain.


 No.98183

>>98182

Someone drew a big dick in the twitch chat that covered most of the screen. Somehow the mods or Nightbot couldn't remove it


 No.98189

File: d5253a0fd54b9a9⋯.mp4 (771.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Asmr - Warning! Don't Watc….mp4)


 No.98190


 No.98194


 No.98201

>>98194

Sweet! Thanks


 No.98205

File: 05380b55b9e7995⋯.jpg (127.76 KB, 1906x1080, 953:540, d892d7baffd367bd648be80443….jpg)

Based Pelagea.


 No.98216

>>98205

what does her name mean?


 No.98224

>>98205

>Pelagea

>This was the name of a few early saints, including a young 4th-century martyr who threw herself from a rooftop in Antioch rather than lose her virginity.

Wow


 No.98230

>>98205

>christ hanging in-front of her tits

kino?


 No.98244


 No.98297

>>98224

>who threw herself from a rooftop in Antioch rather than lose her virginity

Kind of a weird way to say "avoid being raped"…


 No.98299

anyone got a link to download the stream where she shows her panties? i think she had a schoolgirl outfit on


 No.98300

>>98299

unfortunately if you are talking about her 2nd wig stream, no one has it…..

there was one anon who teased us that he had the full stream by posting screen caps but he never uploaded it :-(


 No.98315

File: 10b3c353baa846f⋯.mp4 (2.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Satisfying With A 3dio♥.mp4)

Do you think she will reach 500k subs Sunday?


 No.98317

>>98315

why are you so concerned about that? are you a pelageafag?


 No.98318

>>98317

500k stream, need to leave the pc ready to record.


 No.98330

>>98121

Who has this video?


 No.98331

>>98330

again like the 2nd wig stream and lara stream, that video is EXTREMELY rare…. i would be VERY surprised if anyone here has the video, let alone uploads it….


 No.98332

>>98315

>>98318

Without a doubt and she will make a big deal out of it. If she gets emotional and cries, my dick will explode. Her stream made it on the youtube trending list yesterday. She'll definitely break half a mil this weekend.


 No.98333

And I don't mean "make a big deal about it" in a bad way either. She absolutely should make a big deal out of it. It's a huge milestone. There's nothing I hate more than one of these girls hitting 100k and not showing off their award and stuff. Playing such a thing off, like "whatevs" takes a big steaming shit on other great creators who work their asses off to get to that level. Acting like it's not a big deal or you could care less about it is a bitch ass move. Every creator should make a huge celebration event and invite / include their subscribers for huge milestones such as these.


 No.98336

>>98297

Sure. Either way Palagea is 5th dimension mind control robot meant to pacify otherwise agitated right wingers


 No.98337

>>98331

Your ellipses make me think YOU have it anon!


 No.98345

>>98333

Never thought of it this was. Did you see where Maria unboxed her 1,000,000 plaque from YouTube and they forgot the R in ASMR. Apparently YouTube doesn’t think much of it.


 No.98346

>>98345

They dont like that someone was able to gain that much popularity so its a shot in the foot on purpose. 5th dimension symbolism.


 No.98413

.


 No.98414

1


 No.98416

You think Valeriya and Pelagea actually ever watch each other's stuff. On the live streams they just leave a brief comment and then they're out


 No.98478

File: 6209f92a76fe099⋯.jpg (274.93 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 6543308297_33846a9255_b.jpg)

all you bitter Incel cucks will NEVER BE WITH ELLINA !!!

she is mine forever ! ha ha ha !


 No.98488

I think it is getting time for a wig intervention.

Maybe She is just letting her natural colour grow out?


 No.98550

Palagea is a good businesswoman, I'll give her that. She knows how to maximize the profit to be made from her audience. She's very good at playing the role that they want to see.


 No.98555

>>98552

there are other jobs


 No.98557

>>98550

>>98552

>maximizing profit

Bullshit. Pelagea sucks at it and is gimping herself out of money by not maximizing it. She's probably lost near $50k by not trying to make profit. All she's getting is ad revenue and patron bux. According to socialblade, the estimate (low end because adpocalypse) is $2k/mth plus whatever she gets from her 256 Patreon cucks. Frivvi has 745 patrons (3x as many) and an estimated $2.5k/mth from ads PLUS Frivvi runs monetized streams with supercuck enabled, so she probably makes FOUR OR FIVE TIMES MORE than Pelagea even with Frivvi's 35,000 less subs... and believe me, I hate Frivvi, but Frivvi is making the big money. Not to mention Frivvi's gay ass merch and GamerGirl nonsense on twitch.

You're a retarded faggot who probably couldn't even successfully manage a Pizza Hut. Pelagea is doing a shit job of turning a profit and the fact that you think she's raking in the big bucks just goes to show that you're just as retarded as she is. Do your homework next time. The only reason I'd hire Pelagea to run a business is if I wanted to go bankrupt over her moralfaggotry and caring what others think.


 No.98558

>>98557

If I was a businessman, I'd hire Frivvi over Pelagea any day of the week. Frivvi will sell out, get lewd, embarrass herself for profit, and even destroy her family and friends and keep on trucking. That's the kinda gal I want working for me. Even though I hate who she is as a person, she will backstab her competition and turn a profit no matter what it takes. Stone cold killer.


 No.98560

>>98557

>>98558

The fact that she is either not good at business or doesn't want to go over the top trying to profit makes her more likeable. And her vids and streams are great IMO but everyone has different tastes. Whether she plays up the nice but cute sexy role idk. But she does it well even though she may be broke. That will probably change soon.


 No.98561

My betabuck are ready.


 No.98569

File: 056341da4660ce0⋯.mp4 (1.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Instagram.mp4)

pelagea_asmr Yeah!!! We are 500 000!!!!!!! We made it!!! And to celebrate this big event I will make a special stream on Thursday! More about what is going to be special about that I will explain during the next days! But I am already so looking forward to it!!! Now I just want to say thank you!!! I would have never believed, that this would ever happen! When I started asmr it was so small in Germany, hardly anyone knew about it! And my channel stayed so small for a very long time and it was a great time! Very intense and special for me! So I want to say thank you to everyone who has been with me since then! It means a lot to me! And of cause I am happy about all the new people on my channel! I am looking forward to the great times we gonna have together! I hope things will stay as fresh and fun as they are right now! I hope we all be happy! No, I know it! We will! Thank you for all your time and care! It makes me feel so warm!

Love you!

/Your Pelagea/

Congratulations, Pelagea, from your friends here at the 8chan Pelagea Fan Club.


 No.98570

>>98569

No cuck, not you, she made it. You have literally nothing out of it and you never will.


 No.98572

Could anyone care to explain why this whore, who flashes panties in livestreams and show cleavage in all her videos and doesn't feel ashame in asking her subscribers to become a patron, so loved here instead of being hated the most for doing all these?

Isn't she one of the biggest camwhores in the asmr community along with her friend valeria or whatever her name is.


 No.98573

>>98572

She saw what happened to Jellyscam and she rads this board.


 No.98577

>>98572

You couldn’t be more wrong. And I’m not going to bother pointing out the facts about how wrong you are because so many people in this very thread and every thread have done this already.


 No.98583

File: 3c2c14724239f98⋯.mp4 (10.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Warning! Don't Watch If Yo….mp4)


 No.98585

>>98577

Haha, just admit you don't have any point, anon. The main objective of this board was to shame scammers and camwhores.

But today the one of the biggest camwhores, pelagea, is being worshipped over here. It amazes me how quickly things have changed.

This board has been doomed.


 No.98586

>>98583

Such a pretentious bitch. Pretending to be cute and innocent in her videos to fool people, but in reality she would be treating people like shit.


 No.98587

>>98585

>>98586

Why do you feel the needs to vent this badly though? I honestly dont get it. Are you just a misogynist? or what is your actual problem?


 No.98588

>>98585

I’ll point out how fucking wrong you incels are since you’re not willing to look at the messages already in this board that answer your question. You asked why she’s like and called her one of the biggest camwhores with no proof.

1. She makes good asmr which should be the most important factor.

2. She’s liked for putting effort into her backgrounds instead of green screening everything like Taylor darling.

3. She only just started doing streams and she hasn’t monetized them. Even though she said she will soon which she should cause she’s been sitting there for 5 plus hours without earning anything.

4. She has a patreon and she hasn’t made a big deal out of it at all. Go look in the description of most of her videos. Most of the time her patreon link isn’t even there.

5. She hasn’t tried selling merch like many other literal camwhores.

Face it, incel. Your only evidence you have is that you don’t like her. You said she’s the reason this board is doomed and yet pelagea gets so much hate here from incels like you even though the real camwhores don’t get nearly as much hate here as they deserve.


 No.98589

>>98586

You’re just mad you look like a fucking pedophile that everyone is scared of. Yet you blame others for your problems.


 No.98590

>>98586

>in reality she would be treating people like shit

Proof?


 No.98593

I could be that pretty with a bunch of clothes and wigs. big deal


 No.98594

>>98593

post pics


 No.98598

The way this thirsty chicken has been advertising herself here makes me wonder if she got fired from her "modeling" job. She could be analyzing the market right now for potential new sources of income before she starts marking her territory with urine


 No.98599

>>98598

She hasn't modeled in years and her income is probably just patreon


 No.98601

>>98599

No Patreon account!


 No.98602

File: df29e10dbc5fd9e⋯.jpeg (30.56 KB, 472x472, 1:1, 61dd60a0fae8daf735b0343a9….jpeg)


 No.98611


 No.98612


 No.98616

LOL 7 Pelagea threads on the front page


 No.98626

>>98612

Damn, you’re good! Did not see any links to that in her “Live” feed. I bow to u anon!!!


 No.98628

>>98626

Of course, that's one reason she is so cool. She doesn't pursue financial gain and yet she still makes videos and hrs long streams.

We'll see how it goes when she turns on donations.


 No.98649

File: d1dd64ddf16a1a1⋯.jpeg (125.16 KB, 570x988, 15:26, B0C8D0EC-6938-41E3-ADD1-9….jpeg)

>>98588

Fuhrer digits recognize your points anon. That said she does push it with revealing clothing. Flashing the panties etc. She’s definitely a tease and knows how to work the lonely beta market.


 No.98727

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

24 hours Live stream GET HYPE!!


 No.98728

>>98727

24 HOURS ??? WTF PELAGEA ??? I can't leave my computer recording for 24 hours ! it will blow up ! :-(


 No.98729

>>98728

also, all of this livestream with WITHOUT DONATIONS ON ! she maybe extremely beautiful but she DUMB AS FUCK ! in terms of being a business woman !


 No.98732

>>98727

>24 hour livestream

I'm starting to believe she has a mental disorder.


 No.98733

>>98732

i think it could potentially be a smart idea in which she could have earned a LOT of money……the only aspect of it which i think is retarded is that she will have DONATIONS TURNED OFF for the entire stream…..


 No.98737

>>98728

I think some of it is probably on a pre-recorded loop….on a pre-recorded loop…..on a pre-recorded loop…..on a pre-recorded loop…..on a pre-recorded loop…


 No.98738

>>98733

Dubs confirm Pelagea is retarded.


 No.98739

>>98737

Me too…me too…me too…me too


 No.98740

she wrote on the chat:

24 hour stream with four 30 min breks.


 No.98741

>>98740

what 30 min breaks per every 1 hour ?

even so this will result in bad sleep for her…..if she does not sleep properly it will affect her looks !


 No.98742

>>98741

i think four breaks total


 No.98743

So if it’s four 30 minute breaks total that means you’d need to film four streams at 6 hours each. But you have to include the break so it’d be four 5 hour and 30 minute streams. That’s not bad. Most streams have been 5 hours recently anyways. We can do that. It’ll be four different streams.


 No.98744

>>98743

she is going to be drunk or high by the last stream i guarantee it !


 No.98751

>>98743

Wtf is this. Remember when asmr was 12 minute video you could upload from the bathroom.


 No.98752

>>98751

pelagee is a visionary in the asmr market anon !


 No.98753

>>98732

It’s called money


 No.98754

>>98752

No shes a jew who has handlers


 No.98755

>>98754

back to /pol/ for you anon !


 No.98764

>>98727

For the love of god, I hope someone records this shit.


 No.98765

>>98764

if it was for a few hours i would be able to record, but 24 HOURS ! i won't be able to record all of the steream


 No.98766

>>98764

What are you going to do with 24hrs of video


 No.98767

>>98765

It won’t be 24 hours of one stream to record. It’ll be four 5 and a half hour streams. There will be 4 thirty minute breaks. That’s no different than we’ve been doing so far.


 No.98770

you faggots are behaving as if this whore is doing us a favor by doing these autistic livestreams. this bitch has just ran out of ideas. and she soon gonna monetize and turn on the superchat. just wait and watch. she hasn't done that till now because she wants to show that she isn't a camwhore and to earn sympathy from you fags. And by reading the comments in this thread it seems she has succeeded in earning your sympathy. you people are fool of the highest order. A whore has managed to manipulate you. shame on you faggots.


 No.98772

>>98770

If this was her plan all along then she is very patient and far sighted. She has not used a lot of opportunities for financial gain because she didn't want to. But she has realized that she needs to bring in more money. That is the reason for the streams. She has been great about not pushing the money issue though. But after she turns on donations and gets more comfortable with it then things are probably going to be different.


 No.98773

File: 49d350d6a69475b⋯.jpg (474.74 KB, 960x720, 4:3, yawncollage[1].jpg)


 No.98774

>>98770

Oh look the incels are awake


 No.98776

File: 4065c9f507235c1⋯.jpg (29.37 KB, 610x721, 610:721, DX0QgJWVAAENFIr.jpg)

>>98727

>24 hour stream

>No donations.

Well at least we can definitively say that she's not doing ASMR just to exploit NEETS with spending money.

Like others have said it's dumb to not turn on the superchat during this since she could make tons of money during the course of the 24 hours but I'm not going to complain if that means she's not subjected to whispering the names of NEETS.

>>98770

Lol dude if she isn't turning it on for a 24 hour stream odds are that she's never going to do it.

>A whore has managed to manipulate you

Yeah by not turning on donations when thirsty NEETS would gladly jump at the chance to pay her.


 No.98784

File: 90f4c454adee100⋯.gif (470.13 KB, 500x387, 500:387, 90f4c454adee100d7872500921….gif)

> because she doesn't ask for money all the time her making videos and streaming must be entirely selfless and altruistic

Oh come on now, it's pretty clear at this point she has her share of issues, and that the attention she gets is scratching some of those itches. And lets' face it, the status as a kind of "saint" of this community probably helps her ego a bit (she obviously has a saint / maytr thing going as we can tell from her choice of username)…

Not even hating on her, but stop with this culture of categorizing all women as either complete whores or vestal virgin saints… They're just people, people with their own issues and desires, vices and virtues…


 No.98786

>>98784

look, an incel spotted.


 No.98788

>>98786

> look, an incel spotted.

t. incel


 No.98790

>>98784

It's obvious that she does loves attention. She was a model and now does tons of videos and pictures of herself. But then she seems cool and really nice. Even more than just playing the role. Seems like she realizes now that she needs some money but still doesn't feel comfortable asking for it. She will probably let this run its course until she graduates and gets a real job. Unless she goes completely into business mode and makes a career (if this ASMR fad lasts).

It looks like she airbrushed the hell out of that picture. Beautiful girl though.


 No.98792

>>98740

>24 hours

Ritalin

Adderall

Coke

Meth

What is it fellas


 No.98793

>>98790

She does seem pretty cool for being so gorgeous. Like its not the core of who she is, she just doesnt mind being hot. Which yeah, thats fine. Some ladies just get jealous. Fuck it. Im a dude and jealous.


 No.98812

File: 2cf5da88326391a⋯.jpg (277.7 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, helium.jpg)

>>98766

Put it on in the background until I'm numb enough to fall asleep.


 No.98818

That desperation..does she even have the gas money to return home?


 No.98821

File: a003494ff68091e⋯.jpg (44.72 KB, 640x756, 160:189, 18299265_293019634454996_4….jpg)

>>98818

this guy pays for any expenses which pelagea has…


 No.98824

>>98585

>The main objective of this board was to shame scammers and camwhores.

Was it? When I first found this board, people were just talking about the ASMR videos and the creators, but unlike reddit where they only praised them there was honest criticism. It wasn't bitter at all. When 8chan came back after going down briefly in April last year, that's when I noticed this board going from joking about these creators (and their gaggle of cucks for certain people) to becoming angry with them.


 No.98830

who is that chad ?


 No.98832

>>98830

That’s me and I tap that 3x a night.


 No.98833

>>98830

Stefan Wurstbender


 No.98835

>>98830

her long term boyfriend….


 No.98836

File: b4087cd0f4149a7⋯.jpg (11.48 KB, 320x320, 1:1, lelpoke.jpg)

>>98835

> boyfriend

fiance actually


 No.98837

>>98836

you know this info how ?


 No.98838

>>98837

tan line on her ring finger on her videos - she must take it off to film, but if you look carefully you can see the tan lines where the engagement ring normally is


 No.98839

>>98838

that's not really any concrete proof……maybe she

just likes wearing rings….


 No.98840

>>98839

She also showed off her ring to £ 10 patreons


 No.98841

>>98840

still not really concrete evidence…..

unless she EXPLICITLY stated something like

"here is the engagement ring which my long term boyfriend bought me"


 No.98843

>>98841

I seriously doubt she bout a 1ct rock for herself, but I guess it's possible…


 No.98844

File: 2b7114293770f0c⋯.jpg (98.78 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 17333093_227473354323664_4….jpg)

>>98840

ha ha anons ! i stole your dream woman and there is NOTHING you can do about it !


 No.98845

>>98843

how much do you think it cost ?


 No.98846

>>98841

>>98839

She's turning 28 soon. Even if she's still single, it won't be for long.


 No.98849

>>98845

the tradition where I live (might not be the same everywhere) is that you buy a ring that costs about 1 months wages, so I'd guess somewhere around the 2,000 mark, but really have no idea… looked a fairly basic design, but with a pretty big stone…


 No.98852

>>98844

Please keep her! She's been advertising her services here behind your back. I hope you dont have a Ken doll penis..


 No.98856

File: a998cbe25af62c6⋯.jpg (9.57 KB, 299x168, 299:168, cxzczxcxzcxzc.jpg)

damn ! if all of her instagram cucks + mods knew about her fiance, this is how they would react !


 No.98860

File: 4babe6ce175bc6e⋯.webm (485.85 KB, 480x360, 4:3, mrw.webm)


 No.98863

File: 7aee26f82e7c6df⋯.gif (1.14 MB, 320x234, 160:117, 1711bc1bd18cfa14fc45224587….gif)


 No.98865

i must say she is smart though for not giving any hint that she has a boyfriend on her social media / videos

i imagine she would lose at least 50% of her views if she introduced him in a video…


 No.98867

>>98833

>>98838

>>98840

Proof anons. Can't make these claims without proof.


 No.98868

>>98867

it seems obvious anon….you are just delusional if you think otherwise


 No.98869

File: 1e389754d8bb08c⋯.jpg (30.31 KB, 288x288, 1:1, dsadsadsadads.jpg)

how would you stop chad from stealing your qtipi dream gf anons ???


 No.98871

File: ecb68bb32a67394⋯.png (3.75 MB, 2436x1125, 812:375, 777E9334-D1DA-43E4-AD36-A0….png)

is this the ring you’re talking about?


 No.98872

>>98867

Proof? She's a former model, what rationalization do you have that she isn't dating one of the countless men in her life that will be interested in her?


 No.98873

>>98871

No, it was gold, not silver, and the diamond was in a simple four finger-clasp (she also wears it on the normal part of the finger near the hand.


 No.98877

>>98869

It's better for her to fuck with this blonde faggot than somebody with a dick.


 No.98879

>>98873

If you know what it looks like you must have a pic. Post it here.


 No.98881

>>98879

she sends stuff via snapchat to her best patreons (the ones that donate 10 or more a month), never screenshot any of it though

thought everyone was already aware of the "secret" pateron snapchat?


 No.98882

>>98881

I think you’re full of shit. If she cared that much about not showing this ring she wouldn’t show it to anyone. Patreon or not.


 No.98883

>>98881

i didn't know she had a snap-chat


 No.98884

this chad is her fiance actually. just for u to know


 No.98885

File: fe9ee82009d638f⋯.jpg (37.54 KB, 396x360, 11:10, asdf2.jpg)

>>98879

> saltmining.jpg


 No.98886

>>98881

Now I know your fucking around. If it is someone she wanted to keep her secret from it would be her primary source of income. Unless it was a mistake. And I don't think she uses Snapchat. I'm not delusional. There are tons of well qualified suitors out there but if you make claims show proof.


 No.98887

File: f5653ffe50640ba⋯.gif (485.73 KB, 500x208, 125:52, fdsfdsfdsf.gif)


 No.98889


 No.98893

>>98889

> notices on her instagram that on the latest pictures that aren't from streams she always has her left hand (where an engagement ring would be) is covered or not visible…


 No.98897

all of her mods would be on suicide watch if they read this thread right now !


 No.98899

>>98893

Had a look and not true at all. And a lot of times you can't see either hand.


 No.98900

I'm tell you right now this bitch is playing her whole audience. I saw a video some time ago where she takes the engagement ring off her finger.. her engagement finger at the start of the video. I'm pretty sure it was a video she did with Valeriya and its on Valeriyas channel. It was like she was saying "look I'm single".but she really isn't .I'm sure you can find it if you search.


 No.98901

That's why i called her a whore earlier. Despite being engaged she's flashing panties and showing cleavage by bending intentionally on her videos.

And her fiance is an epitome of cuckoldry.

I know the redditfags, that have infested this board, will still worship her.


 No.98903

>>98899

should be easy for you to find a picture of her left hand that's not a screenshot from a stream/video then?


 No.98906

well, here is some good news from learning she is engaged…..at least we can move on from our parasocial relationship with pelagee…


 No.98908

File: 68f30c6fa772049⋯.jpg (70.8 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, pelagea_asmr~1517756523~17….jpg)

File: 3a5c0e45c98ee7f⋯.jpg (65.68 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, pelagea_asmr~1516877515~17….jpg)

File: 159df655ad12cbf⋯.jpg (55.72 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, pelagea_asmr~1516162313~16….jpg)

File: c016f46b0d635d7⋯.jpg (77.21 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, pelagea_asmr~1516833350~16….jpg)


 No.98909

Just to add to that she literally says to the camera.

"I'm taking my ring off". like she was trying to prove something.


 No.98910

>>98908

those are all super old to be fair


 No.98912

>>98900

If that’s true that show us the video. All you fuckers are making all these claims and none of you are backing up them up. I personally don’t give a shit if she is engaged. She should be. She’s hot as fuck and is 27. Why the fuck wouldn’t she be with someone?


 No.98913

>>98910

Those are fairly recent. If she is engaged it has been for a long time now


 No.98914

>>98910

First ones from February. That’s not super old, dumbass


 No.98915

>>98914

Ha. You are an idiot. One month old. Dumbass


 No.98916

I posted the thing about her being engaged ages ago as a joke, looks like some enterprising troll spotted it and ran with it, calm down people


 No.98917

I don' t care about this bitch, I'm just saying what I know and remember seeing.


 No.98920

>>98915

Yea cause if she’s engaged it would totally be less than one month ago. Dumbass. In what world is a month old? No way she’s engaged for less than a month if she is in fact engaged.


 No.98921

>>98920

The guy talking about snapchat never said when that was, but we can assume it's fairly recent - correct me if I'm wrong but she only got patreon in the last couple of months?


 No.98922

>>98912

The video is the hair one and it doesn't look like a engagement one. It also it's big.

>>98916

I thought I saw this troll story before


 No.98923

>>98921

Your way wrong


 No.98925

>>98920

Sorry hit the wrong number to reply to


 No.98926

File: 4d58e1cae6a60a2⋯.jpg (35.33 KB, 590x350, 59:35, korea-703886.jpg)

damn ! it looks like finding out that pelagee has possibly been engaged for a long time has caused WW3 in this thread !


 No.98927

BO, Please nuke this thread. It's over. It's time for me to move on and look for new waifu.😭😭


 No.98928

Latest edition of CUCKS GONE WILD!!!


 No.98930

File: 7f24adcba32d7df⋯.jpg (136.35 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, fgvdsggdsfdsfs.jpg)

R.I.P the Pelagea fan club…..it was fun while it lasted anons !


 No.98931

I do remember her saying something briefly about it when I use to be in her discord.


 No.98932

>>98921

She’s had patreon for awhile. She never promoted it once until months ago.


 No.98933

>>98922

Yea I saw the ring thing. The ring is big as fuck and no way that’s an engagement ring.


 No.98935

File: 6669e2d4022bc9f⋯.jpg (53.06 KB, 620x413, 620:413, Kim-Jong-un-s-latest-missi….jpg)

i know it's hard to believe anons but i think it is time to move on from pelagea and find another waifu…..


 No.98936

>>98935

waaay ahead of you kimmy, not sharing her though, if she gets too popular she'll go the way of all the other sell outs


 No.98937

>>98936

The countdown begins


 No.98938

>>98937

countdown to what anon ?


 No.98939

>>98938

When she becomes too popular and becomes like the rest of them


 No.98940

First Angie and now pelagea. Why God why? I followed jesus every single day and this is what he gave me in return.


 No.98941

File: 41e1edf38a5c0d9⋯.jpg (39.21 KB, 500x314, 250:157, serious love.jpg)

>>98936

> tfw your asmrfu earns less that 100 a month on patreon, and you represent an integer percentage of her income


 No.98942

File: ba0a0efc00b8846⋯.jpg (60.57 KB, 620x413, 620:413, North-Korea-Missile-Launch….jpg)

there there anons, i know it hurts…..but your lives as well as mine will go on without pelagea….


 No.98943

>>98941

that's nothing, my asmrfu got a nose piercing, I told her it was awful, so she got rid of it, never been in a video since


 No.98944

Bye Pelagea


 No.98945

press F to pay respect to our now ruined pelagee fantasies anons…….


 No.98947

File: 072515c35322f76⋯.jpg (130.12 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Pelagea casting.jpg)


 No.98949

>>98947

Looks like some South Park shit


 No.98953

>>98869

Punch em in the face. Give him the business. Rough em up. Let him have it. Make him think twice. You know


 No.98955

>want a pure waifu

>find epitome of what 8ch desires

>shes engaged and not a whore

>model tier

>engaged

>probably only has sex for procreation

>spends 24 hours with you

>still not enough

Anon


 No.98957

>>98955

its never enough anon….it will only be enough if she falls madly in love with me and we get married and live happily after !


 No.98958

>>98957

Then do some pushups and quit whining. Girls hate whiners


 No.98960

>>98957

Pick up your fucking shoulders, straighten that back and look them in the damn eye. The only thing stopping you from getting a chick is yourself. Get on Youtube and watch Jordan Peterson and stop being a damn beta bitch.


 No.98966

>>98960

That angry attitude never really worked for me. Hard truth is that girls just like stronger guys. Im an idiot but I have better interactions with ladies now (manual labor) than when I was smaller. Crazy. Say the same things I used to say, just women seem much more receptive/tolerant to my stupidity lol.


 No.98967

>>98966

I've little tolerance for people who whine like that about women. they are not goddess's we can't talk to nor are they trash, they're people just like us and people gravitate towards confidence.


 No.98968

>>98967

wish pelagea would gravitate towards my heart..


 No.98970

>>98968

The shit I'm on about, Pelagea isn't anything special. Beautiful women are everywhere why pick one that you have no chance with.


 No.98971

>>98970

Idk man she looks super soft


 No.98972

I know we’re all autistic here but there is no way any of you were actually retarded enough to think this 11/10 Russian model waifu wouldn’t be with someone. Come the fuck on.


 No.98975

>>98972

Isabel, I rest my case.


 No.98976

>>98975

Thats almost worse though. No man was good enough for her. She cant think highly of the dudes watching her channel.


 No.98977

>>98970

why are you on here then anon ? shouldn't you be out chasing these other beautiful women ?


 No.98978

>>98977

I have strategically placed BCDs (booty call delivery systems) around my city so the women are working to find me. Keep up.


 No.98979

>>98978

that still didnt answer my question, if you have girls then why are you spending your time on a thread where people talk about pelagea ?


 No.98981

>>98977

It's 5am and i'm at work, unless I want to go lay my dick in a trans chick in one of the patient rooms then I'm not chasing anyone.


 No.98982

>>98979

Idk I was quoting a tv show. Different anon sorry


 No.98983

>>98981

Jojo? Dmitri? Aussie ASMR man? Who is this??


 No.98984

>>98981

still didn't answer my question……why do even come here on this thread if you think "Pelagea isn't anything special"

a person who truly thinks that would not even bother coming to this site let along making posts in a pelagea thread…


 No.98987

>>98984

I post on a lot of boards, I just love watching the sheer autism and retardation that goes on. Reading how pathetic some people are is better than some of the shit you get on TV/Youtube


 No.98988

>>98981

You mean you DON’T want to do that?


 No.98990

>>98988

Oh I'd still be down for fucking one, Any hole is a goal and all that bullshit, Long as they don't wanna give anything and are passable.


 No.98993

>>98987

sure you do……all while larping on the internet as some player type guy


 No.98994

>>98993

I see someone who refuses to think they're a mockery, I'm no player I just know how easy some trans women are and know how to appear confident, Don't like it then who gives a shit you're some autistic kid online.


 No.99001

>>98994

I think it’s funny you’re seen as some chad player just because you said you can talk to women. Really shows how pathetic most people here are.


 No.99020

If anyone of you cunts are having women problems just have a chat with my good mate marijuana he'll fix ya right up.




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