This is what /christian/ actually believes. (Courtesty of /fit/)

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Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 23:59:53 949e4a No.1305

This is what /christian/ actually believes. (Courtesty of /fit/)

Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 03:11:38 c4012a No.1318

Top fucking kek!

Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 06:31:49 af3144 No.1334

This video converted me to christianity, I don't want to be beaten by Jesus's muscles

Magnus!Pq6Rs1ToHE 01/23/15 (Fri) 07:55:27 c37066 No.1339

I feel like my brain is bleeding out of my ears……………………………………

Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 17:05:06 d5d394 No.1351

>>1305
>He grunts when he lifts the weights

Wow. Hahahahahaha. It looks like god hath smitten thy sides

>Jesus is a muscle monster and he makes god look like a skinny baby

I need to get huge, I need to stay huge

This video has truly made my morning

Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 19:33:30 949e4a No.1356

>And Jesus was right in the middle of heaven
>And he doesn't look at anybody or talk to anybody
>He just lifts weights forever and ever

EXCUSE ME I HAVE A WORKOUT TO CONTINUE

Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 23:57:43 84c156 No.1364

Hate to be a party crasher, but this video seems to be from clickhole, the onions parody of clickbait websites. So it's most likely a parody. Still fucking hilarious though.

Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 00:02:15 949e4a No.1365

>>1364
The kid's acting gives away that it's a parody.

Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 04:45:04 5dd482 No.1374

>>1365
Well it's pretty obviously a parody. It just caught me off guard

Brother 01/24/15 (Sat) 04:46:53 c32044 No.1375

I guess Jesus is a big guy.

Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 05:36:53 7f667c No.1378

>>1305
>This is what /christian/ actually believes.
But it isn't. This is a parody.

Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 09:14:33 06b1a2 No.1380

>>1364
Are you retarded? Do you think everyone in this thread thought this was a real testimony?

You didn't enlighten anyone, it was obvious the fist time that it was a parody and it was fucking funny.

Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 09:27:56 84c156 No.1381

>>1380
Sorry man, after seeing gamergaters jump to many conclusions, I kind of wonder sometimes if most of the people on this site are like that at least sometimes.

Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 19:50:20 949e4a No.1388

>>1375
For your sins

Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 19:51:25 949e4a No.1389

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