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Alarming News, fams Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 01:22:46 b27737 No.14061

Richard Dawkins taken to hospital after suffering stroke on eve of Australia and New Zealand tours

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/richard-dawkins-taken-hospital-after-suffering-stroke-eve-australia-new-zealand-tours-1543463

>Richard Dawkins has cancelled a planned tour of Australia and New Zealand after suffering a stroke, his management said. The 74-year-old author of The God Delusion was taken to hospital on 6 February.

>His management said he has already returned home and is expected to make "a full or near full recovery". But they said the renowned biologist and staunch atheist would be unable to travel to Australia and New Zealand for a planned tour.

My other favorite horseman's health is declining.

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 02:28:16 7cb0e2 No.14062

Guess he wont be good at giving debates now.

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 02:31:30 414383 No.14063

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We should make him a card.

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 05:44:39 154ea8 No.14066

>>14061

Literally who?

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 05:52:31 b27737 No.14067

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>>14066

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 07:34:45 e784e4 No.14068

>Richard Dawkins struck down by God

Maybe now he'll believe.

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 08:11:50 154ea8 No.14069

>>14068

>Richard Dawkins struck down by God

Got any evidence to back that up?

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 08:41:48 1645a8 No.14070

>>14068

>christian dies, his time to go

>non-christian dies, struck down by christian's pet deity

Full retard.

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 11:00:30 414383 No.14074

>>14068

>Old guy suffers a stroke

Indeed. Must have been God. Literally no other explanation.

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 11:44:45 e784e4 No.14076

>>14069

>>14070

>>14074

>delusonal atheists desperately trying to convince themselves they made the right choice

Only God can save you now, heretics.

Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 12:13:21 d31687 No.14077

>>14076

Come to our board and imply invisible entities killed someone. I can see who's desperate. Because you think your god judges you by how many people you save, you mock people because they won't buy into your god.

Also no surprise you think your god killed someone. Christians love talking about killing. The board is filled with people wanting to kill others, so is the bible. Now you're here saying your non-existent entity killed someone.

Crazy fucking loons, all of you. I went to church a few times and I could barely tolerate the insanity of people singing gay songs to something they think is out there. It's a fucking freak show, so is your christfag board.

Anonymous 02/16/16 (Tue) 18:21:50 28a930 No.14137

>>14077

>Come to our board and imply invisible entities killed someone. I can see who's desperate. Because you think your god judges you by how many people you save, you mock people because they won't buy into your god.

>Also no surprise you think your god killed someone. Christians love talking about killing. The board is filled with people wanting to kill others, so is the bible. Now you're here saying your non-existent entity killed someone.

>Crazy fucking loons, all of you. I went to church a few times and I could barely tolerate the insanity of people singing gay songs to something they think is out there. It's a fucking freak show, so is your christfag board.

This isn't just a small sample size problem, too. I went for years and can attest to the insanity of religion. It's like Seth Andrews says, cults are just what big religions call small religions.

Anonymous 02/16/16 (Tue) 18:53:56 09911c No.14138

>>14076

Sure is funny how God waits to strike him down until he's old and frail and already did his most important work.

02/16/16 (Tue) 21:50:38 e61eb3 No.14141

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>>14138

Yeah.. You'd think if God wanted to reach all those souls led astray by Mr. Dawkins, he would do that burning bush trick.

Dawkins is a man who is amenable to reason and would surely preach the word after such an experience.

and since he has a cult of personality his conversion would bring hundreds of thousands in the fold.

Why am I better at playing god than god?

Anonymous 02/16/16 (Tue) 21:54:05 2b5df4 No.14142

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>>14068

This. An angel appeared to me last night and showed me a VCR tape showing how God fucked up Dawkins' brain. Then he took it back. God did this, its a fact.

Mainstream christianity is demonstratively false and Mormonism is true btw. That's the other thing the angel said.

Anonymous 02/16/16 (Tue) 23:15:13 7cb0e2 No.14144

I have a grandpa in his 90's with diabetes who got a stroke the day after a long flight over the Pacific ocean from the stress. He got more strokes after a few hours of riding in a car too. Basically whenever he gets too pissed off he can get a stroke now.

What pissed Richard Dawkins off?

Anonymous 02/17/16 (Wed) 03:13:04 e784e4 No.14147

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>>14144

He got rejected by his own kind. Typical behavior from barbarian atheists. Atheism is an endless contest of feeling smug over others. Looks like Dawkins wasn't smug enough.

Anonymous 02/17/16 (Wed) 03:50:12 7cb0e2 No.14148

>>14147

You can't expect good arguments from people who argue on facebook about Dawkin's twitter feed.

Anonymous 02/17/16 (Wed) 12:51:50 d5165f No.14156

>>14147

Hypocrisy coming from a christkid? In-fighting plagues your religion and your christcuck board.

02/17/16 (Wed) 14:03:56 e61eb3 No.14158

>>14147

Where does this 'atheism is arrogant" come from?

It comes from people who believe they are god's favorite creation, who created the universe just to wage a cosmic battle for procession of their soul.

It comes from people who believe an immortal super being drops everything to listen to their whining, and that the master and creator of the universe gets hurt feelings when they touch themselves.

Atheism is rejects those delusions of grandeur.

Anonymous 02/17/16 (Wed) 22:25:38 414383 No.14160

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>>14147

Ok, son. Just remember who asks the creator of the whole universe to alter his plan so one football team can beat another.

Anonymous 02/18/16 (Thu) 06:55:32 04970c No.14162

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Gee, wonder where he'll go when he dies.

I'll keep him in my prayers:

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+139:19-22

Anonymous 02/18/16 (Thu) 12:21:24 5620f8 No.14163

>>14162

>doesn't reply to being called out on his hipocracy

>instead just blindly parrots threats of torture still not supported by any argument

Stop wasting your time.

Anonymous 02/18/16 (Thu) 15:21:14 a5fb4d No.14166

>>14162

To Earth like everyone else. If you believe in living after dying, the burden is on you. Rather than come here and use smug crassness, you could debate yet you know you'd be torn to "hell" and back in debate because you skate on thin ice in believing in magic, miracles, gods, demons, devils, angels, walking on water, parting seas, zombie jews, arks filled with all animals on earth, souls, etc.

Anonymous 02/18/16 (Thu) 21:41:48 7cb0e2 No.14167

>>14162

Should've linked to this one:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/donors/Jeb%20Thurmond/THE%20PIT%20OF%20HELL!.htm