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You're the pope now Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 07:48:00 88833d No.14421

What would you do? Do you tell people it's all a lie and watch the world burn? Do you keep religion but update the morality? Or do you quietly manage the steady decline of the church?

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 10:06:26 d8718c No.14424

1. Encourage impoverished nations to use contraceptives

2. Encourage people to use critical thinking skills and to read up on science as much as they can

3. Make it a rule that any priest even remotely accused of raping kids is automatically excommunicated and will be sent down to burn inside Satan's asshole when they die

4. Wait a few years for the effects of my teachings to occur

5. Step down and tell everyone I was an atheist the whole time

6. Wait until the next pope is elected and tries reversing everything I said and gets a bunch of shit for it because what I've done has had a positive influence on the world.

7. Grab some popcorn as the Catholic Church's reputation plummets to an all time low.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 11:07:11 207783 No.14426

I would say hail satan and burn the church with napalm just for the keks

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 13:55:19 7de3df No.14429

>>14421

The pope looks like the most powerful guy in Catholic church but I think he isn't that powerful.

I think if the other cardinals want you to go then you will one way or the other.

We never see the conflict because it's part of the show that they speak with one voice.

I would try to make the Catholics more protestant

and encourage reading the bible and let the believers make up their own mind.

The results will lead to the decline of the church.

03/03/16 (Thu) 16:45:00 05930d No.14430

>>14421

If I was Pope, I'd take the money and run… Sell off everything, close up shop, and live out the rest of my life on beach somewhere nice.

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 10:25:34 9b5091 No.14463

1. Encourage all christian nations to open borders (Finally!)

2. Give away all the money of the church to refugees and survivors of religious intollerance

3. Release a new bible that takes away mention of gender and bigotry (no racism, sexism etc)

4. be a bad ass pope and take out Frumpy Trump and the 1%

5. Condemn the western world as a failure and encourage the destruction of all borders

Imagine all the people, living in harmonyyy

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 10:27:17 9b5091 No.14465

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>>14463

Since I thought of some more

6. Use Catholic Assassin's to take out Westboro

7. Officially endorse the burn

8. Watch as xtians panic as their bigotry burns while I blast vid related

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 13:45:00 a3947a No.14468

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03/07/16 (Mon) 04:06:50 05930d No.14493

>>14463

It's not enough to destroy the Catholic Church.. you have to take down all of Western Civilization with it?