Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 23:10:26 cb7afa No. 2703
Silly make believe question..
Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 23:22:55 55d562 No. 2704
Aphrodite.
Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 23:41:51 f2dcae No. 2706
I pick Coyote and we run some scams together
Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 23:49:42 573daf No. 2707
Why not Christian God.
Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 23:52:36 b6219d No. 2709
Can you grant me infinite wisdom?
Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 23:54:33 573daf No. 2710
>>2709 But what is said god was a troll and gave you infinite incorrect knowledge, or altered knowledge to shape your loyalty to the god?
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 00:05:11 d7d493 No. 2711
Would ask the Japanese
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 00:10:17 b6219d No. 2712
>>2710 If he is god, why didn't he do this before? Why wait to turn me into a slave robot just so I can ask the question?
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 00:24:45 573daf No. 2713
>>2712 Because god is all knowing you you aren't :^)
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 00:55:59 cb7afa No. 2715
>>2703 If I can choose a God to turn up, I want Silenus to be real.
It would be great if my heavy drinking turned out to be a virtue.
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 03:32:14 30f996 No. 2717
>>2703 ask him something along the lines of
"What the fuck, man"
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 03:57:37 cb7afa No. 2718
>>2717 Aw..
Try harder.
There are lots of absurd gods.
use you imagination and have some fun.
There's a Chinese rabbit god for gays..
Imagine facing that.
Do you apologize for not liking dick sucking?
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 04:18:22 cb7afa No. 2719
>>2703 Dread cthulhu wakes up.
He trashes the entire planet Earth and goes on to more important things.
I can't do anything.
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 04:35:20 cb7afa No. 2720
>>2703 Imagine facing Thor.
You have to be sorry y0u didn't get in more fights
And if you didn't die in a fight,, No valhalla for you.
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 06:06:19 a86698 No. 2732
>>2715 Awww shit, nigga. Dionyus + Silenus = a good fucking time.
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 11:08:02 a7cbd4 No. 2741
I'd ask him why it's taking him so long to defeat Satan
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 19:35:22 55d562 No. 2753
>>2718 Fuck the rabbit god! He can send me to straight hell, where I'm forced to fuck Sasha Grey's wet sloppy cunt.
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 19:54:43 143612 No. 2754
Hey sopona.
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 23:17:10 30f996 No. 2762
There is only one god I want to exist
Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 03:15:06 cb7afa No. 2777
>>2754 >>2754 There first god to be officially eradiated by science.
Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 13:39:52 30e521 No. 2797
dibs bedora xDDDD
Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 16:20:42 5fd5a9 No. 2803
>>2719 Isn't he just an alien?
I guess it just depends on your definition of god
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 00:14:03 cb7afa No. 2824
>>2803 People worship Cthulu in the books.
If someone is worshiping it, I'd consider it a god.
The traits of Gods vary a lot in myths across cultures and history.
In the Greek myths, you can could trick one,, which is impossible in the current myth structure.
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 07:02:43 02774e No. 2844
Do gods from fiction count?
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 07:21:32 02774e No. 2850
>>2824 Was always puzzled about that, why do people in the Lovecraft mythos worship the Great Old Ones? They want to destroy all of humanity, and sometimes even thinking about them drives one insane. What possible benefit could one gain by worshipping a deity like that?
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 07:28:07 573daf No. 2851
>>2844 Well in that case…
I'd give her a hug.
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 15:45:22 cb7afa No. 2863
>>2850 You are looking at the super natural in our modern popular "God loves you" buddy Christ way.
In other times and places, Gods were things to be appeased or bribed or simply feared.
This image post will explain the benefit of paying homage to Great Cthulu.
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 21:08:16 0dc75b No. 2880
If it's the Christian God, that mother fucker is going to court for crimes against humanity.
Anonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 08:04:21 0ff665 No. 2932
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>>2844 >gods from fiction? You mean all of them?
Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 19:12:09 5cd91f No. 3020
If God appears, I challenge him to a fight.
Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 20:15:57 253b1f No. 3023
An omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent god turns up. Without my having to say anything at all, it immediately fixes everything retroactively and we all live happily ever after.
Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 22:24:47 cb7afa No. 3031
>>3020 That cartoon is great.
Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 22:35:47 d7d493 No. 3032
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>>3020 My bet is on the 4 armed elephant.
Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 02:08:20 5fd5a9 No. 3039
>>3020 Jesus ain't got no chance against that huge motherfucker
Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 02:50:20 cb7afa No. 3040
>>3039 Not really.
Jesus will wear Ganesha down.
If you kill him, he comes back three days later.
J
Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 03:28:58 181ce4 No. 3042
>>3040 >We'll never see a Smash Bros like game where religious icons come together and beat the shit out of each other >There won't be any badass items and stages based on the various mythologies Life sucks
Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 14:38:59 cb7afa No. 3053
>>3042 Oh you could have that game,, You'd just have to use God people don't believe in anymore.
The old gods would be the fun ones to play anyway. What's Jesus Christ's special move? Turning water to wine.. Not nearly as cool as Jupiter's thunderbolts..
Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 16:10:21 d7d493 No. 3055
>>3053 Jesus could heal himself, and would constantly talk in confusing parables, to guilt-trip people into cutting off their arms, dicks, or plucking out their eyeballs. He would also attack people with the rusted chain he used in the temple. He would have weak attacks and his strategy would be to wear you down and infecting people with the holy ghost. His taunt would make YHWH summon angels who would stand around with menacing swords but not do anything. If you kill him he would come back to life for a minute but thenYHWH would call him home and he would ascend to heaven to become God's submissive BDSM playmate fall eternity. (Game over).
Oh and the final boss in 1-player mode would be the OP father since they are practically separate Gods. If you survive his plagues, angel strikes, and flaming hail-storms long enough then he summons Jesus to fight you, and if you kill Jesus he gets a new toy to torture for eternity and loses interest in the world and / or cosmos.
Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 21:19:09 55e6b6 No. 3065
>>3055 >to guilt-trip people into cutting off their arms, dicks, or plucking out their eyeballs Because they were parables he didn't actually want people to do those things. But, the apocalyptic attitude was real.
Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 00:36:20 181ce4 No. 3067
>>3053 Jesus could whip people, smack people with a piece of his cross, walk on water, etc. He was also a carpenter so chances are he would have been in pretty good shape.
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 01:45:15 cb7afa No. 3153
>>3067 Jesus is no match for Thor.
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 01:53:37 cb7afa No. 3154
A fine example of metaphysics from a classic 80's movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PChN2A_uL6o
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 05:27:48 181ce4 No. 3165
>>3153 Every character in smash bros is no match for Kirby but they have to balance things out for the sake of a game.
Anonymous 06/22/15 (Mon) 01:01:45 a36b7a No. 9034
I would ask him if he could create a boulder so heavy that even he could not lift it.
Anonymous 06/22/15 (Mon) 01:17:08 7204ba No. 9037
>>9034
I'd rather ask him to forgive people (i.e. Muslims and Atheists) for the (unforgivable) sins he by can't forgive people for without Jesus's reedeming blood, according to the rules he created. Even my worst enemy or Hitler doesn't deserves eternal hell.
Anonymous 06/22/15 (Mon) 02:13:42 b97688 No. 9038
Hestia, and I'd tie her up and do lewd things to her.
Anonymous 06/25/15 (Thu) 04:39:15 7204ba No. 9119
Anonymous 06/25/15 (Thu) 05:35:38 cb5c7e No. 9121
I'd be like every Atheist, bow down and be in so much shame.
I will finally realize how stupid I was thinking religion brainwashes people, but the truth is, it is I, that's being brainwashed by Satan.
I cry and beg for God to help me as I helplessly fall down with LGBT to hell and gaze upon the religious people once I mocked enter the paradise of heaven. It is too late for me. God finally answered all my questions regarding the logic behind religion and how God works. It was just simply too perfect for me to understand the logic of God, because I am merely a human with a imperfect brain.
I then proceeded to get penetrated with a giant fork in the ass.