Absurd ridiculous religious proclamations..Let's get multicultural and celebrate the wonderful world of mankind's superstition.

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Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 21:20:17 No.2809

Absurd ridiculous religious proclamations..

Let's get multicultural and celebrate the wonderful world of mankind's superstition.

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 17:20:26 No.2866

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>>2809
More Muslim madness.

The world is flat.. More than one Saudi Cleric has publicly said this.

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 18:16:03 No.2870

>>2866

You forgot the fact that the sun revolves around it., dirty kaffir:

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2015/02/16/Saudi-cleric-Sun-revolves-around-stationary-Earth.html

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 18:55:18 No.2873

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>>2870
I thought this issue had be resolved back when a Saudi went up in the space shuttle.

Since the astronaut was a muslim the clerics could take his word for it.

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 20:05:18 No.2879

>>2873

Nah, he's just a fucking astronaut. What the fuck does he know, amirite?

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 17:43:27 No.3019

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>>2809

Buddhists can be just as bat shit crazy as the rest of them.

They are claiming this guy isn't dead. He is actually in a special magical state of advanced mediation and enlightened.

http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/news/n0105-mummified-monk-is-not-dead-and-in-rare-meditative-state-says-expert/

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 21:43:52 No.3028

>>3019
Lol. Fucking chinks.

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 23:40:35 No.3034

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>>3028
And White Americans are immune to Magical thinking because they are so superior.

Think again.

Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 00:11:34 No.3036

>>3034
I never said that they didn't.

Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 00:59:56 No.3037

>>3036
Sorry. I assumed the worst of you.. I've spent too much time on /pol/.

Here's some magical thinking from Africa.

http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/top_news/905.html

Anonymous 02/22/15 (Sun) 21:59:19 No.3098

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>>2866
But the Quran is scientific!

Anonymous 02/23/15 (Mon) 01:11:36 No.3101

>>3098
Religion can be very plastic when it needs to be.

it grasps on to whatever it needs to get authority.

During the dark ages various pagan marauders rode into the void left by the collapsing Roman Empire. Christians invented the "divine right" of kings to get their support.

Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 03:53:39 No.3133

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Not so much a religious proclamation but here's some stupid shit I ran into on /wx/ of all places.

Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 08:04:48 No.3137

>>3133
Anyone got the edit where the guy says "I am super saiyan"? Cuz his hair goes blonde for no reason.
Arguing comics suck anyway. There's almost no way to make them and not go full strawman.

Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 08:31:15 No.3138

>>3133

I AM SILLY

Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 12:37:07 No.3139

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>>3133
>using ms paint comics
>ever

Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 15:21:58 No.3140

>>3139
You just used an MS Paint comic though.

Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 23:57:21 No.3150

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>>3139
MS Paint comics are set to replace live debates in 15 years.

Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 02:24:56 No.3155

>>2866
>>2809
I REALLY doubt they said that. Especially Naik.

Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 08:00:47 No.3174

>>3150
New Vegas debates are the best and the worst.

>Not picking the NCR which gives you the best ending

Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 18:21:59 No.3182

>>3155
I believe the first quote was fabricated from a video about having sex with slaves (which are what your right hand possesses). Some anti-islam /pol/acks mistook slaves for goats and made up that quote, as /pol/ usually does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAZg2lHktXU

The second quote is fabricated from a radio show about islam. What he said is total nonsense, so /pol/ made up a cliché and easily understandable quote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfViEKP7Tlc

In both cases, it is /pol/ circlejerking and ending up with a distorded view of the real world. Which is bad because these two people are insane for real.

Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 20:20:50 No.3184

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Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 20:32:52 No.3185

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2902208/Guru-ordered-400-followers-castrated-closer-God-investigated-grievous-bodily-harm-India.html

Indian gurus are fun.

Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 00:41:10 No.3187

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>mfw triggered Islamic cleric salty over tweets

Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 03:27:50 No.3189

>>3182
Oh owning women as property and raping them is much more moral than molesting a goat.

Thank you for correcting my error.

Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 03:32:54 No.3191

>>3187
The reasoning here is trippy.

If we don't strike down the people who offended god his wraith will come down on us. Why doesn't God just rain down his wraith directly on the guy who offended him?

But I suppose if I had asked that question to those people they would have just kicked my ass.

Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 03:42:24 No.3193

>>3189
I think anon was just trying to point out that not fact checking hurts credibility. In fact this is what Islamic apologists feed off of, they'll point to something like that said to dismiss criticism against them.

And lol why people make shit up about Islam is beyond me, the religion is already so full of shit it goatfucks itself.

Anonymous 03/02/15 (Mon) 01:39:11 No.3355

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I like junk science in the name of religion.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10631973/Turin-Shroud-may-date-from-time-of-Jesus.html

We believe it is possible that neutron emissions by earthquakes could have induced the image formation on the Shroud's linen fibres, through thermal neutron capture on nitrogen nuclei, and could also have caused a wrong radiocarbon dating," said Professor Alberto Carpinteri, from the Politecnico di Torino.

I admit I don't know enough about
Neutrons and earthquakes to refute this, but it sounds fishy.

Given all the earthquakes in places like California and Japan, shouldn't we have more of these shroud image thingies?

Anonymous 03/02/15 (Mon) 01:45:10 No.3356

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>>3355
Did someone say "Junk science in the name of religion"?

"self-interacting, self-knowing capacity of our existence, finds a parallel in some of the progressive models of quantum mechanics where a dynamic field of pure potentiality lies at the basis of all manifestation of physical existence. Since reality is unitary at its root, I believe this basic quantum mechanical reality is not a separate reality from our own pure conscious existence."

No one warps science into mystic word salad like Deepok Chopra!

Anonymous 03/07/15 (Sat) 18:48:12 No.3658

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I did a little research in to one of my favorite media gadflies.

Al Sharpton was ordained by the Pentecostal church when he was ten.

Who takes moral guidance from a fucking child?

Anonymous 03/07/15 (Sat) 23:43:20 No.3675

>>3658
Ever wonder what God has to say..

Here is the Holy Spirit speaking through some Penetcostal children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm_NNLZiusg