Last week two Mormons that looked 16 and 14 dropped of the book of Mormon with a brochure, and promised to come back next week to answe any questions. When they came back I told them I had looked over the brochure and a bit of the book of Mormon, wasn't interested and didn't want to waste their time. As I was about to step back inside my place, the older one asked, Might I ask why?" I told him, "I don't like the idea I and my family will go to the outer darkness."
They said "That's deep doctrine. There's an explanation but its very complicated."
They then quickly gave me a confusing reply, part of which was that only those who fought God thousands of years ago will be sent there except they're gone and no longer have physical bodies. And also those who came before God in his glory and still rejected him.
I decided I could check on that later and decided to humor them by asking them where people go when they die then. Hell? So they scrambled to get a brochure and hand me an lds.org card, so they could explain to me about how you either go to celestrial kingdom - (and become God according to deep doctrine), or go to heaven. But unlike other Christians when you die, you go to a kind of spiritual world that's like limbo where you have the opportunity to recognize God and still go to heaven.
I told them that was indeed an improvement and compared it favorably to mainstream Buddhism with its infinite chances at redemption. The older one said he knew nothing about Buddhism and asked me to explain it to him in case he talked to Buddhists. So ironically, I ended up lectured the missionaries a little on the histories of other religions. It felt like I was preaching to the missionaries lol. It's never a good idea to send teenagers who know little except Mormonism, to proselytize to a older Atheist.
Anyway, they told me if I read the book of Mormon and prayed I would have a spiritual feeling and proof as God came into my life. I told them I had tried that with Christianity and it didn't work, but unlike most people I asked for big things not small things ,so I would have undeniable proof of a miracle.
I ended up countering their lines with a bunch of familiar Atheistic arguments. I told them it didn't make sense that God would let his word be corrupted, and allow a great apostasy for 1800 years and then renew everything with Joesph Smith. Not when he could have just spoke with a booming voice from the heavens, to avoid drama, people going to hell, and not understanding his word for that whole time.
The younger one looked at me with fiercely serious eyes and recited a long speech I couldn't follow. The older one was more relaxed though. He smiled and said "That kind of defeats the point of Christianity and having faith." You just had to be convinced God had a plan. I could see in his face that he was struggling with the depth of my arguments.
Anyway, when I ultimately told them I had left Christianity because I thought it was as fake as the other religions, they seemed to immediately lose interest in a conversation that had been going for 15 minutes. We shook hands and they left. I don't think they will send any more missionaries or brochures.
But I do have a cool Book of Mormon to show for it, which I have put on a bookshelf next to my Coran. I'm on a quest to build a collection of religious texts now. Gotta catch them all.
I did told them I'd probably flip through it again for the sake of diligence, but frankly the book of Mormon has been a disappointment. The bible is way more readable and approachable, with comparatively interesting stories, and flowing with imagery directly from Genesis in less convoluted language. They badly need to make a non King James version of the Book of Mormon.