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The rejection of belief in the existence of deities

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322275 No.2942

I been thinking. /atheism/ don’t you think it’s time we get our own imaginary mascot? Not IRL but on this imageboard, Got any ideas?

7df5eb No.2943

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Lain is taken by cyber. We could make a banner for Haruhi or Madoka.

"Praise be our Goddess Madoka, for She died for our sins and gave us hope"

We kind of already had a thread for this:

>>>/atheism/2135


930584 No.2955

I can try to draw something cool later tonight if you want.

aea90a No.2957

Now here's the question: To Fedora, or not to fedora?

e69041 No.2960

File: 1424379915243.jpg (48.93 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 8de32272.jpg)

I want to worship FSM-tan

0506fd No.2961

>>2960
>This ^

0506fd No.2963

File: 1424381242327.png (225.5 KB, 454x640, 227:320, fsm-tan2.png)

This is what we need to strive for, but we can't use this image. I didn't draw this, I just found it on the internet.

0506fd No.2966

We can use pink invisible unicorn to get in good with /pone/

aea90a No.2967

>>2960
>>2966
Really why stick to just one god? The most fun religions usually have multiple gods.

Lets just point each god a specific task, and have a setup where worshiping one god more over the others will usually get you sent to that gods paradise, and most gods don't give a shit if you worship others over them.

Hoovsion, god of horsefuckers isn't one of those gods. He and the god of furries are often engaged in hilarious slapstick wars over petty autistic reasons.

FSM-tan (im hoping the first version) can be the goddess of logic, who's headpats give clarity, and hugs let let one glimpse into a vast universe of knowledge to find answers. I just hope someone draws her with clothes.

Madoka is the mostly unintervening god of law and order who through proxy recruits teenage girls to do her bidding. After these girls die, they gain a higher position in her hierarchy

Lain a god who now lives in the internet, while not as young as the god of horsefuckers, has only been with us for a century. Going as a different persona (Ain from Despera) until reincarnating as Lain, she slowly introduces us to technology, and romises her followers to transcend into omnipresence in the internet. The closest thing to the pope of her religion, Fauux, has recently created a holy ground for her to be worshiped http://fauux.neocities.org/

Haruhi is an evil god who just does whatever the fuck she feels like to ease her boredom.

and there are so many potential gods we could make!

But what would we call this religion? Should we put the word "infinity" in it?

378cef No.2972

>>2960
Her eyes look like beautiful zesty pools of sauce.

a90c20 No.3001

>>2960

upvoat

930584 No.3003

>>2967
Maybe we can have a Pantheon. Everyone submits a God.

b044a4 No.3004

>>2967
>But what would we call this religion? Should we put the word "infinity" in it?
Googolism

If one does not know the context of a god, we can simply reply
>googol it fucktard

aea90a No.3005

>>3004
>they google it

>one of the first results is a curiousity inducing archaic style website dedicated to religious teachings of the 8chan religion, either that or a wiki. It's slightly of in the artistic way of http://fauux.neocities.org/ with sound too, but less acid trip randomness and more archaic style + focus on teaching a religion. Basically it's a much more advanced version of those fun sites you used to see in the 90's.


>we ask the top 25-100 boards to make a god for their board, including christian


>Christian, seeing all these boards participating, gets god tier salty and begins spamming


>accuse them of Christian terrorism and have a good kek


>religion grows so thought out some people want to beleive it and make shrines, and it spreads.


>not even 4chan made a religion like this.


This sounds great actually

8f62d3 No.3070

File: 1424568009344.jpg (166.76 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, 1421116593112.jpg)

Clearly the job for the strongest!



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