/atheism/ - Atheism

It's just part of his mysterious plan. So don't question it. Everything that comes from god is good, if something bad happens to you, that's your own fault and if you blame god, more bad things happen to you, and if good things happen, that's the devil baiting you to go to hell.

On a more serious note, how are you coping now?

>>5259
To be honest. I'm drinking.

But I think Jeebes says I shouldn't give a fuck.

Luke Chapter 12

Then Jesus said to his disciples: “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; or about your body, what you will wear. 23 For life is more than food, and the body more than clothes. 24 Consider the ravens: They do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet God feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds! 25 Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to your life[b]? 26 Since you cannot do this very little thing, why do you worry about the rest?

27 “Consider how the wild flowers grow. They do not labor or spin. Yet I tell you, not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 28 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today, and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, how much more will he clothe you—you of little faith! 29 And do not set your heart on what you will eat or drink; do not worry about it. 30 For the pagan world runs after all such things, and your Father knows that you need them. 31 But seek his kingdom, and these things will be given to you as well.

>>5261
Good point, but who gives a fuck what Jesus thought? He got nailed to a cross in his 30s.

>>5265
this

>worshiping a dead kike on a stick

>>5270
Jesus was not a Jew! /s

Daily reminder that Yahweh abandoned the Jewish people(golems) in 1992.

>>5265
And he was a fucking carpenter too.

>>5274
kek

Here's some shitty advise on how to deal with bullies.

Luke 6:29

28bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. 29"Whoever hits you on the cheek, offer him the other also; and whoever takes away your coat, do not withhold your shirt from him either. 30"Give to everyone who asks of you, and whoever takes away what is yours, do not demand it back.…

I tried to practice this in junior high.

You can imagine the results.

Jesus sucks.

I should have given my soul to Thor.

>>5277
And most of those bullies are usually Christians. If Jesus was in high school, he would be beating the shit out of kids, and telling them that they're going to hell.

You got wrong.

All the "Christian" kids would be giving Jesus wedgies and laughing at him because he wouldn't fight back.

>>5277
Forgive me for not sourcing this, but I recall hearing that this was actually a kind of awesome way of staging peaceful protest.

Turn the other cheek, so that if your wealthy slave master wishes to slap you again, he has to do it with his palm instead of the back of his hand, dirtying himself on your unwashed face. Give him your shirt if he takes your coat, so that you will be walking around shamelessly bare-chested and reflecting poorly on him.

Could be bullshit, but I like the sound of it even if it is.

>>5274
So was his dad.



My dad's a carpenter.

Op reminds me of that scene from fight club.
"Jesus take the wheeeel!!!" 🎵

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuYxp7-Au4E

And if you've seen Fight Club you know that was the scene where the driver let's go of the steering wheel, leaving it all to chance and the car veers into a collision at the side of the road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_v_Xroj3BM

>>5453
Is your dad God? Cause if so, I got some bad news about whether he exists.

Being told to read a holy book as an answer to my problems was dumb lol.