Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:08:29 8f15d8 No. 6451
Where does /atheism/ get their bananas? There's this little mom and pop grocery store I go to near my house that always keeps them in stock.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:11:02 111e25 No. 6453
>>6451 Wal*Mart
I prefer my bananas to be very ripe.
I don't see what this has to do with atheism.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:12:10 8f15d8 No. 6455
>>6453 I thought bananas were the official fruit of /atheism/.
By the way, are bananas a fruit or a vegetable?
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:13:21 111e25 No. 6457
>>6455 Well it's a berry, so a fruit. And no, it's not an official fruit.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:14:31 8f15d8 No. 6459
>>6457 Well can we have a vote? I'll put up a pole. Maybe /atheism/'s future /atheism/-tan can wield a banana.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:15:42 111e25 No. 6460
>>6459 You haven't seen the banners have you? How new are you?
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:16:47 8f15d8 No. 6462
>>6460 I got a recommendation from r/atheism. Though I also frequent r/atheismplus
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:18:07 111e25 No. 6464
>>6462 I don't think that you got a recommendation from Plebbit. If you came from Plebbit, perhaps this place isn't for you.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:18:49 8f15d8 No. 6465
>>6464 But I'm trying to fix my ways.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:19:17 8f15d8 No. 6466
>>6464 I'm looking for advice on living an atheist lifestyle.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:21:47 111e25 No. 6469
>>6467 No, it didn't. /pol/ pls go.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:22:18 8f15d8 No. 6470
>>6468 Yeah, I got tired of what r/atheism and r/atheismplus recommended so I thought I'd find better lifestyle recommendations here. Do you have advice? I'm only 15, so
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:25:08 8f15d8 No. 6473
>>6467 >>6472 Lol, I've been lurking on /pol/ and they say that jesus is just a dead kike on a stick so yeahhhh.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:25:45 111e25 No. 6474
>>6472 >Hmm, it's /atheism/ so they must like Muslims and feminists. Kek.
>>6470 What lifestyle? I'm not quite sure what the hell, you're talking about.
I seriously doubt that.
>>6473 Well they told you correctly.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:30:06 8f15d8 No. 6477
>>6474 Wait, is /atheism/ racist? I'm black so yeahhhhh…
Well you know, those two subreddits would always say how important it is to know science and be able to explain it. You know, like Neil deGrasse Tyson and Carl Sagan and Bill Nye. I got bored with tat because I already know all the science and wanted something else.
Do I sound older? Thanks.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:33:20 791f8e No. 6478
>>6472 #le rekkd
#360quikscoped
upboted to le /christian/ board as 'le ebpin maymay.exe'
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:33:34 111e25 No. 6479
>>6477 >Wait, is /atheism/ racist? Not unless you act like a nigger.
I'm surprised you don't learn that in school…
My fucking sides!
Clearly you don't.
No, you sound like a troll.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:37:42 ac40e5 No. 6482
>>6467 >>6472 I wonder who's behind these posts
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:37:49 8f15d8 No. 6483
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:39:41 111e25 No. 6484
>>6482 I think it's pretty obvious.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:41:01 8f15d8 No. 6485
>>6484 If you voted other in my pole can you specify what fruit?
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:41:24 111e25 No. 6486
I didn't vote.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:41:59 8f15d8 No. 6487
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:44:54 111e25 No. 6488
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:45:32 8f15d8 No. 6489
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:47:28 8f15d8 No. 6493
>>6490 Can you specify what I should specify? Be specific.
>>6492 Me, that's why I made the pole.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:48:11 111e25 No. 6494
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:48:44 8f15d8 No. 6495
>>6494 Pls vote, I need a good N.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:52:56 81e0a7 No. 6496
>>6483 Hmm, well I guess we should try to create a board culture.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 21:14:28 d25887 No. 6512
>>6483 I voted for apple because eating an apple was allegedly the first thing humans ever did in defiance of God.
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 23:54:36 07c636 No. 6516
epic raid, christians for le win!! you sure showed those epic atheists!
Anonymous ## Board Owner 04/11/15 (Sat) 00:14:19 1a17ac No. 6517
Well I'll give you guys this, this is a step up from the usual "tips fedora" maymay which for some reason is all we ever get from most raiders.
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 01:13:49 939c33 No. 6522
>>6517 So what does it actually take? Do I have to recite hail Mary by typing it out by hand enough or?
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 01:56:43 111e25 No. 6526
>>6522 Nobody has been banned from here yet, because nobody has done anything illegal.
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:31:28 8f15d8 No. 6530
>>6517 Here's the results for the pole so far, looks like banana is winning by far.
Pater noster qui es in coelis,
sanctificetur nomen tuum;
adveniat regnum tuum,
fiat voluntas tua,
sicut in coelo et in terra.
Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie,
et dimitte nobis debita nostra,
sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris.
et ne nos inducas in tentationem
sed libera nos a malo.
Amen.
Anonymous ## Board Owner 04/11/15 (Sat) 05:09:32 1a17ac No. 6533
>>6530 >most of us would reject the banana >we don't have banana threads every month or so >I didn't vote for the Banana >>6526 go to bans and type atheism.
Their just not doing it right. Threads on atheism switch topic all the time so they aren't doing anything wrong there. It takes copypasta/some of the shittiest shortwinded shitposts (almost always as the first post) to simply have your post deleted, it takes actual spam instead of 1 silly banana thread to actually get banned.
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 05:42:32 111e25 No. 6535
>>6533 >I didn't vote for the Banana None of us did. He admitted to using proxies to sockpuppet the votes. /pol/ can't even rack up that many votes on a good day. we are much smaller.
I stand corrected. Can I answer the question though? I would fuck Gardevoir. Just saying.
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 09:25:34 748c2d No. 6538
>>6457 it's a pseudo-berry.
t. fructologist
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 11:34:30 6f3630 No. 6539
>>6455 >Bananas are the official fruit of atheism Impossible. Bananas are the atheist's nightmare. Haven't you watched that Ray Comfort video?
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 18:08:38 66dc7f No. 6550
Hey guys I have a banana recipe.>2 eggs >mix that shit together >put it in a frying pan or on a skillet >let one side cook >flip over and cook the other >you now have banana pancakes
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 19:20:11 8f15d8 No. 6554
>>6533 >>6535 I voted for banana 12 times in my pole, so it's still number 1.
Northern Baptist 04/13/15 (Mon) 03:51:26 4b9a10 No. 6650
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 07:10:50 111e25 No. 6676
>>6650 Don't you have a raid to perform?
>>>/christian/
Anonymous 04/23/15 (Thu) 20:30:00 b5a5f5 No. 7139
>>6457
i can't tell if you're joking or being sincere (for all i know the definition for berries might not at all match what i'd expect it to - similar to how scientifically there is no such thng as a fish) but i remember hearing bananas are herbs