Internet Mission: Evangelion Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 01:02:55 d86365 No. 6520
>>>/christian/56077
Lmao, sometimes I wish I was an adolescent with nothing better to do with my time like this /christian/. If I were I'd sign up for the sinners faction with my friends so we could chat and troll the Christians who are signing up to a shitty old online game just to proselytize.
Seriously how can so many people believe becoming addicted to a game where you grind is worth your time? I seriously doubt you can save any souls. It's like a Christian walking into a cabaret or strip bar every day, buying a few drinks, and pretending only there to save some souls, not because it's fun engage in sin, and it's more fun when you have friends there.
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 01:14:19 d86365 No. 6523
Ah so the /christian/s are already deleting sensitive threads on their new forum. It's like when the Puritans set foot on the new world and the first thing they wanted to do was censor the same way they were censored back home. And burn a few witches.
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 01:21:47 d86365 No. 6524
I can just imagine the core group who play the game wondering where all the Christards came from. It'd be like checking your old myspace and finding a bunch of people had just started harassing you for things you wrote in their profile years ago.
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 05:22:58 5e55e4 No. 6534
this is honestly the most pathetic thread I've seen on christian yet
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 00:49:08 d86365 No. 6642
Look at these /christian/ guidelines, it sounds like Alex started the group!
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 04:28:52 5e55e4 No. 6655
>>6642 Naturally his avatar is a representative of Hitlers chosen people.
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 04:41:12 7e0219 No. 6656
>>6642 this shit looks exactly like gaia online
no sane adult would want to be apart of this
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 05:52:29 10d9b2 No. 6663
>>6656 >Sane adult >christian Pick one
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 05:56:57 f30b3b No. 6666
>>6656 They do it to pick up children. There is no other valid reason.
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 06:05:40 10d9b2 No. 6668
>>6666 Dem satanic quads of truth.
christfags are pedos
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 06:12:46 5e55e4 No. 6671
Should we go on there and subtly fuck with them, worth it or equally as pathetic?
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 06:55:03 10d9b2 No. 6674
>>6671 They're trolling themselves. Someone is posting a shitload of porn on /christian/ to make it seem like /pol/ is falseflagging them, and when a /pol/ack exposed them, a mod banned him, stated that /christian/ is not raiding /pol/, and then proceeded to take a trip over to christian to brag about it.
/pol/ has gone to toss.
!jxIFSCymBY 04/13/15 (Mon) 16:23:44 9bb3ba No. 6679
Oh, hey guys. I thought I smelled the stink of angsty teenage atheism.
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 01:48:43 abf985 No. 6709
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Let's test whether they honor their promise to promote anyone to a missionary if they say they came from 8-chan.
!jxIFSCymBY 04/14/15 (Tue) 02:27:36 89d202 No. 6710
>>6709 Did you read the PM I sent you? Did you read the message I posted on the faction page after you?
Don't get fussy over semantics when you knew exactly what I meant. You have no interest in actually presenting and promoting our beliefs accurately, I presume.
If you do, and you honor your word, I'll gladly make you a Missionary, but I never promised anything to anybody.
Don't act all tough and mighty for taking what I said and what I meant completely and deliberately out of context like you people do with all Bible verses. You damn-well know that I meant that I meant 8channers from /christian/.
This isn't a double standard. This is you having the reading and contextual comprehension of a child. But I know that you know what I meant… you are just being contrary because it makes you feel good about yourself.
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 02:53:05 517088 No. 6711
>>6710 Lol, I would say he failed the test for double standards. Enjoy your no Atheists allowed club, at church and on the internet. That‘s all you‘ll get and no heaven since you‘rays practicing your own religion, not the one Jesus expected from you.
!jxIFSCymBY 04/14/15 (Tue) 02:53:40 89d202 No. 6712
>>6710 Oh, and I'll do you that honor if you break the rules. If you don't break the rules, you won't be kicked out, but if you start false-flagging us, trolling, or whatever else you do to discredit us, you will be. The faction is for Christians and for Christian discussion. The forums are for debate and clarification.
!jxIFSCymBY 04/14/15 (Tue) 02:56:02 89d202 No. 6713
>>6711 I made him a Missionary. You guys always talk about how Christians like to claim moral superiority, but you guys really like to flaunt your imaginary moral high-ground. Keep stroking those egos, guys.
!jxIFSCymBY 04/14/15 (Tue) 03:01:12 89d202 No. 6714
>>6711 >>6713 Oh, and I made him a Missionary before your comment. Thought I should clarify.
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 03:43:03 5e55e4 No. 6716
>>6710 >>6712 >>6713 >>6714 >falling for bait this much Man oh man.
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 03:55:43 10d9b2 No. 6718
>>6716 Who's falling for it?
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 04:55:22 f1bd14 No. 6721
>>6710 Yeah I'm a missionary now! High fives everyone! I feel like I've accomplished something, like this could be indicative of my purpose in life.
Thank you so much for graciously giving me this wonderful privilege. You've been great. Jesus is going to prepare a big room in heaven for you for sure.
!jxIFSCymBY 04/14/15 (Tue) 05:05:21 89d202 No. 6722
>>6721 I could do without the sarcasm.
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 05:40:20 40869c No. 6723
>>6722 I'm expressing my feelings of excitement, and love. I can't even begin to explain it, although I want to! You know there could be deep significance to this moment. Many years from now I might look back and think this was what made my entire life change for the better.
Unless you have the power to read my thoughts, don't start judging me on the deep feelings I may by having now. I feel so accepted and loved right now, but I don't think I could handle judgement as someone new to your ministry. Prejudice could turn me away from it forever.
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 06:24:11 d86365 No. 6724
>>6722 The original members of the forum have unanimously rallied against you on your homosexuality thread. It looks like a highly tolerant place, and I don't expect your old fashioned views to gain traction there.
You might as well enjoy arguing during the few years when your stance is still accepted, but the momentum is against you, and your grand children will disagree with you. You've got to keep up with the best thinking of your times or someday you'll wind up a discredited, grumpy old man. Your grandchildren will treat you the same way your parents deride their grandparents for their racist views. That will be how you are remembered, and if your grandkids meet me they'll tell me they wish their grandpa was as cool.
https://recolor.me/topic/160432/1/Is_Homosexuality_Sinful
!jxIFSCymBY 04/14/15 (Tue) 07:18:30 89d202 No. 6727
>>6723 You are aware that there is nothing in Christianity to suggest that we not hold other people accountable when their beliefs are wrong, right? We are allowed and encouraged to rebuke, we simply aren't the perfect arbiters and we shouldn't be hypocritical in the things we expect from others…
Your mockery of the church is the way that many Christians feel. The deep-feeling, don't-offend-anybody mentality is toxic.
>>6724 I didn't expect the original members to rally up behind me. I expected the reaction I got.
Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 10:34:22 85dc40 No. 6794
Sin isn't real, but even if it were I would fight for one's right to sin because I believe in freedom more than a poorly translated book of ancient bronze age myths.
Alex. 06/27/15 (Sat) 00:30:40 3374bc No. 9165
>>6642
Late to the party, but I promise that that isn't me. I'm a 5'6 Greek-American and look nothing like that and don't know about this site
Anonymous 07/03/15 (Fri) 00:53:38 5a86fc No. 9328
>>6642
That's some /mlp/ bullshit. Why would any christians have an issue with gays? Their friendship and caring jew-worshipping hippie hugbox religion is some of the gayest shit there is.