Some people go too far to play the victim card though. One day their mom tells them the truth that they're not black and…
"What do you mean I'm not black?! Then I'm going to be a Atheist! I'm gonna skip church and march in the Atheist Pride Parade, you want to come Mom? What's that…speak louder, 'cas I can't hear you?….How dare you Christians tell me what to do, condemn me, or disown me! I am definitely not using reverse psychology on you!…..Can you repeat that?"
*goes to Reddit to angst about his argument with mom*
*goes to battle the Feminists for the title of the most oppressed white minority*