Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 01:05:54 88fd66 No. 7827
You know, it seems every time someone mentions the word "Atheist" on 8chan, they are in most cases immediately met with the fedora meme. 1/5th of the time when a Christian comes on here they immediately post with the fedora pic.
With that it's clear that they aren't actually going to listen to us or even debate with us, so whats the point of even wasting too much breath responding back? What kind of dumb stock response pics could we use in response to fedora posting? I found this hilarious image on /christian/, and im sure it would be good with an equally dumb macro.
But the real question is: What claims piss off christians the most?
Or would we be no better than them for getting tired of responding to fedora pics and using equal strawman pictures to piss them off?
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 04:43:33 c436ad No. 7830
> I found this hilarious image on /christian/, and im sure it would be good with an equally dumb macro.
You wish they were annoyed by that image but they find images of crusading shit excellent and praise worthy, and of course, not edgy as fuck.
Honestly once some people respond with the fedora meme you just shouldn't respond back, because you know that you'd waste your time.
I argued on /v/ once that marriage was stupid, people shouldn't breed so much in 2015 because we really don't need more human lives brought on earth, and of course I was greeted with a bunch of fedora replies. Just don't waste your time with people who don't want to have a discussion in the first place.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 04:56:16 723378 No. 7833
OP, you just have to embrace the fedora and make it your own.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 08:53:28 3bc4e3 No. 7844
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>7827
Are you kidding me? There's tons of material to make christians seem crazy as shit and rabid SJWs. They find one guy and think it's meme worthy yet there's so many shitty characteristics you can pin on christians and especially muslims.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 08:54:32 3bc4e3 No. 7845
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. So much autistic christfag material.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 08:58:46 3bc4e3 No. 7847
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Christianity seems to be popular with old grandmas, soccer moms, hippies and mental illness.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 08:58:56 3bc4e3 No. 7848
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>7847
Oh, and niggers. There's way more religious niggers per capita than whites.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 09:01:29 3bc4e3 No. 7850
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Youtube has plenty of gold.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 09:08:21 3bc4e3 No. 7851
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. So many euphoric christian faggots.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 09:10:14 3bc4e3 No. 7852
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. What we need is one character, a maymay like the kewl edgy christkids use, to represent the whole of the craziness of christianity. But I just don't think it can all be represented by one character.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 09:16:19 3bc4e3 No. 7855
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. I used to go to church. It made me realize just how many freaks believe in gods.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 09:22:51 3bc4e3 No. 7856
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Luckily we can ease up on the muslims. The christians do enough for us in making the world realize the craziness of islam. Hell, muslims do good enough by themselves in making the world realize their craziness.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 10:18:19 12d6bb No. 7858
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>7854
The paycho crusher was funny, but I still prefer the one where Benny Hinn manhandles grannies, and uses the Force to disperse legions of "demons" set to "Satanic" music.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 10:36:55 5e49df No. 7859
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>7858
I've not seen that one. Then again I don't make it a habit to watch these. Just using this thread as a daily reminder of just how euphoric christians can be, and imo, moreso than atheists.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 10:45:51 5e49df No. 7861
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. There's gold in them tubes, I tell ya.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 18:27:29 989a49 No. 7875
Speaking of crazy christians… I was just searching for christian games and found this lovely verse on this kid-friendly site.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 19:55:50 579048 No. 7876
>>7875
>christian
>games
If there is one thing that made me an atheist above all else, it was video games.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 20:57:06 64f0a7 No. 7880
>>7876
I'm not christian, it's for research, so to speak.
You mind elaborating on that? Internet forums basically made me realize atheism back in 2003 or so. I can't imagine games doing it.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 21:31:00 cc15f1 No. 7886
>>7875
So you're also the guy fake posting as a cretin in the autistic Jesus thread?
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 22:04:54 64f0a7 No. 7892
>>7886
No, I was browsing there. Doesn't seem like a troll. Also, why would you call him a cretin? That's not very christianly to mock people. Then again, I expect atheists like you to be in christian threads. Or you'll say you're a christian but I think you're a troll. Real christians try not to be mean to people.
Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 22:11:07 64f0a7 No. 7893
Christniggas don't know 'bout my bitches.
Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 01:29:20 12d6bb No. 7899
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>7860
The same lady got in trouble for hecklingmuslims at a public prayer in DC, and fore holding an anti gay sign by a road when an activist threw a slushie at her.
Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 11:58:51 37e716 No. 7914
>>7899
Best thing to do here is ignore her and let her keep her euphoria to herself, both of them. People fighting over shit like this is why we can't have nice societies.
Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 14:41:31 75854a No. 7915
>>7827
Whenever a Christian says "m'lady" to you, say "m'jesus" back. They are actually far more fedorable than us.
BTW fedora is a pretty hat imo. Yeah, I said it.
Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 14:50:18 75854a No. 7916
>>7855
the most retarded shit i saw this week
Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 15:00:33 75854a No. 7917
>>7851
Haha, this one is actually quite catchy and funny :D Babyman sings.
Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 15:16:45 c74b9a No. 7919
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Which one of you is trolling /christian/. Don't say you're not. Someone's saying that Jesus had the same imperfections as man sometimes and that christianity is all about love and that angels exist. I know it's in bible passages but no real christian would say that because they don't want to be perceived as silly, gay, hippie degenerates. Not that there's anything wrong with christians.
Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 19:16:29 c74b9a No. 7921
>>7919
Faggot mod deleted it.
Anonymous 05/22/15 (Fri) 17:18:47 cc15f1 No. 7937
>>7892
What? I'm no Christian and cretin means 'stupid Christian', so I have no clue what you're on about. You sound quite dumb there, so I take it you were being serious? Oh boy.
Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 17:14:10 fcd175 No. 7957
>>7844
>Christian
>SJW
Seriously? The tenth commandment lists women as property among the oxen and chattle. Women aren't allowed to teach or hold positions of power, slavery is a thing, and gays should be stoned to death.
That book and those that actually follow it are anything but SJW.
Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 18:11:52 cf9539 No. 7960
>>7957
Have you ever heard of the horseshoe theory?
Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 18:17:50 fcd175 No. 7961
>>7960
Yes, but do I remember what it is? No. BRB…
Oh, why not just say a bellcurve? Although I guess a horseshoe does illustrate it better.
What are you getting at though?
Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 18:38:18 cf9539 No. 7963
>>7961
>What are you getting at though?
Extremists of opposite sites of a political spectrum are often more similar than they want you to believe
Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 23:11:22 fcd175 No. 7973
>>7963
I didn't say anything about politics though. I was comparing Christians to assholes. Those that are SJW aren't very good christians that probably cherry pick what they like out of that book of hate.
Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 23:19:16 579048 No. 7974
>>7957
Feminists say that they care about the rights of everyone. SJWs don't really make a lot of sense anyway, anon.
Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 23:34:40 fcd175 No. 7980
>>7974
I much prefer the word egalitarian. Feminist is pro-female, which is by default anti-male.
But yeah, hardly any of it makes sense
Anonymous 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:06:57 3b9adf No. 8010
>>7960
Horseshoe theory is a good observation that makes people self - aware however I can understand why people of extreme beats would not see themself in their counter image. The only thing they have in common is their personality trait of outspokeness or extremism. But outsiders can just focus on those characteristics of the speaker and lose sight of the merit of their arguments.
Therein lies the danger of oversimplification. For example, it is similar to how people of of a country look upon two distant countries that neighbor one another and fight one another, and observe they are nearly the same. To the outsider the Palestina and Israeli may be nearly the same, but in thwor minds they are fighting for complex issues and reject arbitration as being the work of outsiders who are trying to oversimplify things they know nothing about.
I have not seen an activist for being moderate, outside of ancient philosophers in books. Activists are attracted attracted to extreme positions, and frequently would rather become a martyr to a lost cause than to take a more moderate position and fight for modest, gradual gains instead of large ones that aren't politically feasible at the time. They also know drama gets the attention they crave.
Anonymous 05/24/15 (Sun) 22:39:56 149954 No. 8023
>>7957
If only words actually meant things to people
Anonymous 05/26/15 (Tue) 23:37:14 ca4037 No. 8108
>caring about the fedora maymay
It's a fun little joke that Christians take a bit too seriously. I remember some Christian on /his/ calling himself "a soldier of Christ". When I posted this image in response calling him out on his cringy self-given title, he said "you forgot to tip your fedora". /christian/ cannot handle the bantz. Take the fedora in stride boys, it's all they have.
>>8023
>islam
>feminist ideals
Anonymous 06/02/15 (Tue) 01:41:48 12d6bb No. 8369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=55&v=5JDmzNMyUU8
I love how the description nonchalantly calls these black kids "thugs." Also love the crushing head embrace. If you shake the skull vigorously enough he knows it will ensure stupid Christian for life. If he did it to a girl it'd look like abuse.
Anonymous 06/03/15 (Wed) 19:29:19 579048 No. 8403
>>8108
Sounds exactly like them. Christfags are the most sensitive people.
Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 00:30:02 3d771f No. 9851
>>7957
>those that actually follow it
Haha.
Also, I'm pretty sure there are more christian women, than men.
Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 01:39:21 78fda9 No. 9852
>>7957
Christcucks were the original SJWs.
>Luigi Taparelli D’Azeglio (1793–1862) was an Italian Catholic scholar of the Society of Jesus who coined the term social justice.[1]
Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 06:03:51 9f675b No. 9857
>>7848
The way that imam describes a black church sounds metal as fuck.
OoLF !!EmXaPcEUcU 07/24/15 (Fri) 13:14:19 f49ab0 No. 9892
Crazy Christians do Christianity more damage than any atheist can ever do, in my opinion.
Anonymous 07/24/15 (Fri) 16:52:54 30e665 No. 9903
>>7860
God, I love this woman. She makes arguments so easy.