>>8197
>be a librarian in a small, mostly white trash town
>one day, an obese unhygienic man wearing a fedora borrows all the books written by Harris, Hitchens, and Dawkins (not his science books though)
>two months later, he hasn't given them back
>send him a letter stating he has to give them back or else he must pay them, plus a fine
>he comes back two day after with all the books
>they are all tainted with what looks like sperm and pizza sauce mixed with facial hair (he has a dirty neckbeard)
>tell him: "what the fuck did you do with these books? They belong to the trash now!"
>he mumble something about his intelligence
>he runs away
I have never seen him again. Hopefully I managed to make his mother pay for the books (the poor guy was jobless and lived at his parents' house, even though he was something like 30).
I haven't bought a new copy of these books yet, because I am too afraid another greasy man borrow them.