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>(It still doesn't justify the) mental gymnastics
I wouldn't say studying the bible is a complete waste of time, but it's something more suited to the liberal arts - (i.e. literature and history majors.) The guy from the picture in the OP has written that you can develop critical thinking from studying the bible. That sounds like an oxymoron, but I interpreted it to mean reading while trying to understand the perspective/motivations of the authors of the bible, which is a step higher than many Christians go who take it literally. (On the other hand, this is still close to the way certain religious Jewish teachers argue about different interpretations every day, and has led to all the warring religious factions.)
His (anime) blog:
http://blog.draggle.org/how-to-understand-anime-or-anything-else-bible-study/
Now the blogger has accepted that parts of the bible are flawed, which is why I think he might be a Catholic. (However, I think his critical thinking would go a step higher if he accepted the possibility some authors had malicious intent, and wrote lies into the text, but I'm not sure if he has reached that level of openness. He is one step away from admitting the bible is more bullshit and lies than truth, but perhaps his Texas background holds him back. I'm refraining from asking him harder questions just to satisfy my curiosity, considering that his sensitive religious friends could read his answers.)
One trap we see all religious people falling into, is that in their desperation to have something to hold onto, they simply read far too much depth into the text. For example, compare the New King James version of Issiah with the NIV translation, which is the one that doesn't use the word Satan. At first glance it looks like the passage is cursing the Babylonian king. However, Christian websites commonly claim Satan is the one being denounced in that part of the bible. (Isaiah 14:12-15)
A more critical forum would debunk that dogma, and say that it is one of the verses that led to lucifer's name, and association with the falling star, (and even Venus!) Everything is mixed-up: the folklore, history, dogma, and syncreticism!
http://hermeneutics.stackexchange.com/questions/8066/why-is-isaiah-1412-15-interpreted-by-some-to-refer-to-satan