Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 23:02:33 93a09a No. 8659
Why do Atheists only target Christians(most of the time)
Specially makes fun of Jesus only, and never Satan.
it's because atheism is another term for Satanism, and is a secretly cult that is very successful in brainwashing prepubescent fedora wearing mlp watching teens.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 01:41:53 2b6dd2 No. 8666
Fug, you make a gud point.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 01:45:17 a9f586 No. 8668
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DAMN IT HE'S FOUND US OUT
EVERYONE, WASH OUT THE SATANIC SYMBOLS FROM THE INSIDES OF OUR FEDORAS BEFORE THE PALADINS ARRIVE
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 06:13:50 bcc7c8 No. 8680
Probably because your Satan, Lucifer, devil, whatever the fuck it is gets enough shit from you. In fairness, he's the guy that keeps the bad from the good, the sheriff. And if not for him, there'd be nothing to test your faith and give you a chance to go to your heaven.
But it's all ridiculous and just begs the idea that good and bad are on in the same and both need each other or else there's no purpose. What's life without challenges? If all needs and wishes desired, what's the point?
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 06:59:58 0d3122 No. 8685
>>8659
Islam has been a pretty big and entirely valid target for over a decade now.
Also, the satan concept gets mocked all the time.
Unless you mean to say we're too hard on jesus and not hard on satan. And that probably has something to do with the disproportionate lack of justifying for satan's atrocities.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 07:08:23 30da17 No. 8686
>>8659
Prove to me Satan is more evil than God. Feel free to cite scripture.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 07:41:57 93a09a No. 8687
>>8686
Satan made Atheists.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 07:46:52 30da17 No. 8688
>>8687
But God made Satan.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 08:39:13 93a09a No. 8690
>>8688
But Atheists worship my litel poneh
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 12:03:16 b1bd47 No. 8697
Reminder to sage or ignore bait threads.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 15:01:55 8f1511 No. 8699
>satan not attacked
>only attacking christians
OP confirmed for not actually ever coming in contact with an atheist.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 18:21:23 e36816 No. 8706
Yep, you got us, we don't make fun of Satan because he's our secret master
Hail Satan, long live death, disease and plane seats
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 18:40:35 30da17 No. 8707
>>8706
Except in the bible he isn't really an entity causing for death or disease. He's more of a jailer, a prosecutor/lawyer, even a policeman.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 20:41:55 93a09a No. 8710
>>8707
Satan and his fallen angels formed Atheism, along with LGBT to confuse the human mind and stray away from God.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 22:19:12 79be4e No. 8711
>>8707
We live in a world where prosecutors/lawyers are richer than carpenters.
We are truely fucked.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 22:28:49 bcc7c8 No. 8712
>>8711
When you save people from shit, you get paid more. Whether the payers think you saved them or not is irrelevant, look at televangelists.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 23:33:57 93a09a No. 8719
>tfw Atheists are fan of lawyers/prosecutors/liars.
Proof that Atheists are just simply Satanists
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 00:18:43 be4d20 No. 8721
It's because insulting Muslims would be racist and atheists need to show how enlightened and progressive they are to each other. It's almost like a cult really, except even more pathetic somehow.
And no, it's not because they're afraid Muslims will shoot them. You don't fucking invite Muslims into your country, let them implement sharia law, and cover up child raping for them if you're afraid they'll kill you.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 00:28:46 d917e7 No. 8723
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8721
LEL, that's why the biggest criticisms of Pisslam come from atheists.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 00:50:08 1daa3e No. 8724
>Specially makes fun of Jesus only, and never Satan.
Because you get more butthurt and create threads like these, which prove how butthurt you are for making fun of jebus.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 01:12:14 30da17 No. 8725
>>8723
Sam Harris is right that Tibetan Buddhists don't blow themselves, or drive trucks into crowds and then jump out and go on a stabbing spree like certain Chinese Muslims. However the monks have lit themselves on fire many times in sign of protest; they simply don't kill others while they do it. There have also been Buddhist warrior monks in Japanese history.
I want to see what religions exist in those 100 billion other galaxies. If I lived in the future I'd laugh so hard at how ethnocentric, chronocentric, and geocentric it is to believe God's only son in the whole fucking universe came to Earth alone. Then trillions of aliens were condemned to hell for billions of years until humans made contact with them, to show them the error of their ways with our more accurate religion developed by ancient desert peoples.
Of course, it will take at least millions or billions of years for humans to spread the gospels to every corner of these 100 billion galaxies. God might be impatient and bring Revelation to bear before that, and then all the stars will "rain from the sky and go dark", meaning entire solar systems will probably never get to hear God's word. The inhabitants of these worlds who feel the physics of the universe thrown apart due to our ancient prophecy, will wonder what the fuck is wrong with the universe when they wake up to be judged by a God they never heard of from the desert of Caanan, on a star they probably hadn't even catalogued yet.
Speaking of other species dying, I met a Catholic missionary who thinks her dog will meet her in heaven. How does that work? So dogs judged too? Do only the dogs with Christian masters go to heaven? And is hell filled with disobedient wiener dogs, and pitbulls that barked too many times, or mauled too many squirrels? Are there trees and bacteria in hell? Do they store have all non-sentinent life there too?
So I guess hell has forests and tons of ancient bacteria and viruses just piled ontop of each other, because nothing ever truly dies, it's just sent to hell. The grimes covers the trees, and wherever you walk in hell, you step upon tons of quivering bacteria, just stacked ontop of each other. There's probably even an ocean in hell to contain all the plankton and seaweed, because Satan doesn't like there to be too much green in a fiery abyss. It must be a fucking biosphere down there, with dinoasurs and giant beavers, and pteradactyls. Unlimited deer….this is starting to sound like Eden. I bet the bacteria and viruses couldn't even hurt you if you're already dead.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 01:32:20 30da17 No. 8727
>>8725
Hell is gonna be lush as fuck. Tell Christians not to be sad for you, because you are going to a better person. Tell them you'll weep for them because heaven will probably be a sterile place full of artificial materials like ugly concrete and asphalt wherever God ran out of the gold he promised. It will be super over-crowded too, because God forgot about the righteous alien converts when he was preparing it.
Cities in hell are gonna be gardens, and surrounded by miles of corn, and the caverns will look like this. I want to believe in hell again, so I can spend my after-life fishing in the company of good and intelligent people.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 01:41:36 be4d20 No. 8729
>>8723
No actually the biggest criticisms of Islam come from Christians. Meanwhile atheists are desperately trying to get into bed with Muslims.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 01:48:01 d917e7 No. 8730
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8729
>"atheism"+ "atheists"
>atheists
Pick one. Anyone who actively defends religion isn't an atheist in practice. Their actions clearly demonstrate they don't reject the belief but allow it to persist and even embrace it.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 01:57:04 a9f586 No. 8732
>>8721
>implying we don't shit over Islam
If you really want to know why you hear more shit against Christianity, it's because shitting on Christianity takes at least some effort. Islam does enough to make itself look retarded. It'd be like making fun of a 3 year old with severe downs. But hey, I just bumped an anti-Islam thread to page one, so feel free to participate there. Also
>not hitting your kids
It's a wonder all those kids at the catholic school I see are so poorly behaved.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 02:03:12 ff4ac3 No. 8733
>>8659
>>8687
>>8690
>>8710
>>8719
Poe's law in full effect here.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 02:49:10 be4d20 No. 8736
>>8730
>No true scotsman
Maybe you shouldn't have spent the last decade mocking this argument if you're going to rely on it now.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 04:09:50 a9f586 No. 8737
>>8736
>No true Scotsman
But didn't you originally imply all atheists were progressive via guilt by association?
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 08:19:34 ff4ac3 No. 8744
>>8729
>atheists don't insult Islam
>shown a video of a famous atheist insulting Islam
>lol atheists don't insult Islam
The mind of a christfag.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 11:14:57 be4d20 No. 8749
>>8744
>An atheist who is ostracized by the entire atheist community for not supporting the cult insults Islam
>This proves that the atheist community hates Islam
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 12:32:20 b1bd47 No. 8750
>>8749
Since when is Sam Harris ostracized by the atheist community? His work is integral to the atheist community along with Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett, and Richard Dawkins. The only people who ostracize these people are christfags and SJWs, as is evidenced in your pic.
>>8744
>The mind of statuefag.
FTFY
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 13:10:09 0960fd No. 8753
>>8750
Don't forget Ayaan who probably is the most prominent and vocal ex-Muslim there is. All these people are backed by the major secular, atheist and humanist associations.
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 14:15:50 b1bd47 No. 8754
>>8753
True. "Infidel" is a great book on the subject.
Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 19:44:38 be4d20 No. 8768
>>8753
More like they just shriek about how racist she is.
Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 07:57:45 331ec2 No. 8782
>>8768
You know, lying on the Internet where information is easily available to disprove you is not that smart.
>Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Critic of Islam, Will Headline American Atheists’ 2015 Convention
>“Ayaan Hirsi Ali is champion of atheist thought, but even more to the point, she is a champion of atheism activism,” said Silverman. “Ms. Hirsi Ali is a strong voice of reason and a passionate voice against the cruelties and irrationalities inherent in religion. Islam, like all other religions, silences and blinds people under a banner of ‘tolerance’ to the real atrocities it encourages and excuses. Ms. Hirsi Ali continues to be one of the most powerful voices in the world in this fight, and we can’t imagine a better keynote speaker for our 2015 National Convention. We’re proud to have her.”
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2014/07/31/ayaan-hirsi-ali-critic-of-islam-will-headline-american-atheists-2015-convention/
Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 13:59:16 b1bd47 No. 8786
>>8782
You know, lying on the Internet where information is easily available to disprove you is not that smart.
You know, lying on the Internet where information is easily available to disprove you is not that smart.
>“We must reclaim and retake feminism from our fellow idiotic women.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/15/ayaan-hirsi-ali-yale_n_5824828.html
>“We do not believe Ayaan Hirsi Ali represents the totality of the ex-Muslim experience,” members of Yale Atheists, Humanists and Agnostics posted on Facebook Friday (Sept. 12). “Although we acknowledge the value of her story, we do not endorse her blanket statements on all Muslims and Islam.”
>Writing on his Friendly Atheist blog, author and activist Hemant Mehta wrote, “I hope that these students who would rather she not be invited at all actually attend Monday night’s event. Don’t just protest outside and leave. Listen to her story and respond if necessary. That people are so sensitive to criticisms of Islam is reason alone for why her invitation is a welcome one.”
Also
>(1)
Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 16:30:58 331ec2 No. 8789
>>8786
>something a few members of a unassociated university chapter wrote on a facebook page vs. being invited to the present convention of the major national atheist organization, as a keynote speaker on top of this
This is a joke, right? Is this the best you can do?
Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 19:53:16 b1bd47 No. 8792
>>8789
What the fuck are you even talking about? i could say the same thing about yours.
Anonymous 06/15/15 (Mon) 03:41:33 0f9f94 No. 8807
>>8659
>Why do Atheists only target Christians(most of the time)
2 things:
because you are a Christian. If you were Muslim or Jewish or Hindu you would ask the atheists from other part of the world why they focus on Muslims or Jews or whatever, and you would ask yourself whether atheism is a work of the evil forces which those religions happen to believe in. Your perception could be biased.
But there might also be some truth in it. Atheism is not homogeneously distributed in history and geography, and nor are the different religions.
Anonymous 06/17/15 (Wed) 14:08:35 8addec No. 8901
>>8792
So you are not joking?
The initial claim you attacked was that Ayaan Hirsi is supported my most major atheist organizations.
If you can't see that being invited as the keynote speaker of the yearly convention of the biggest national organization(hell I can't even think of a stronger endorsement, other than making her the president of the organization herself) is not 'the same' and weights heavier then a facebook post of a an unassociated university chapter then you might as well be legitimately retarded.
Anonymous 06/17/15 (Wed) 23:09:32 b1bd47 No. 8929
>>8901
Making sweeping generalizations isn't helping your argument at all. Many atheists like her, some atheists hate her, most SJWs hate her, a few like her. You get it?
Anonymous 06/25/15 (Thu) 23:36:45 a0f853 No. 9142
>>8659
>Why do Atheists only target Christians(most of the time)
Because your religion claims to be the true one and is in most places, the most popular.
>Specially makes fun of Jesus only, and never Satan
Because you never try to justify Satan's atrocities.
Anonymous 06/26/15 (Fri) 04:11:02 275817 No. 9145
>Why do mean atheists target the most popular religious board on 8chan and the most popular religion in western countries, where the atheists live?
GEE OP I JUST DON'T KNOW
Anonymous 06/28/15 (Sun) 01:44:50 be4d20 No. 9182
>Atheists celebrate gay marriage
>HERP DERP LOOK AT THOSE SILLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS RAGE
>Points out that the Quran is extremely homophobic
>HERP DERP NO IT'S NOT, IT'S JUST A FEW LINES OUT OF SEVERAL THOUSAND!
This is basically what people who consider themselves enlightened progressive intellectuals keep telling me.
Anonymous 06/28/15 (Sun) 09:01:43 e36816 No. 9200
>>9182
>>Points out that the Quran is extremely homophobic
>>HERP DERP NO IT'S NOT, IT'S JUST A FEW LINES OUT OF SEVERAL THOUSAND!
This is flat out false, are you going to endlessly push this nonsense, statuefag?
Anonymous 06/28/15 (Sun) 15:55:50 a9f586 No. 9208
>>9182
>Atheists celebrate gay marriage
As do a fair number of Christians.
>Points out that the Quran is extremely homophobic
>HERP DERP NO IT'S NOT, IT'S JUST A FEW LINES OUT OF SEVERAL THOUSAND!
Where did we say this? Most atheists are well aware of anti-homosexual lines in the quran and the anti-gay practices in muslim countries like Iran.
Anonymous 06/28/15 (Sun) 20:12:49 b1bd47 No. 9215
>>9182
Give up statuefag. Your strawman arguments are getting old and worn out.
Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 04:56:15 a9f586 No. 9229
>>9216
I just wish a christian with decent debating skills actually showed up here.
Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 09:09:17 be4d20 No. 9232
>>9215
It's funny that you think it's a strawman and not the norm.
Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 16:18:58 b1bd47 No. 9240
>>9232
You are a lost cause. Once again I will ask you, "What connection does this have with atheism?"
It would seem to me that you're talking about SJWs.
>Atheists hate religion
>Atheists love Islam
Pick one, these are mutually exclusive.
Anonymous 06/30/15 (Tue) 11:48:23 be4d20 No. 9271
>>9240
Atheists treat Islam as a race though. That's why it's racist and not religious discrimination to arrest a Muslim for raping children.
Anonymous 06/30/15 (Tue) 17:11:34 a9f586 No. 9275
>>9271
>Atheists treat Islam as a race
Proof?
And by the way, you'll need evidence that all or at least a vast majority of atheists see Islam as a race, and that they think it's racist to arrest a muslim for rape. Not just some retarded liberal who happens to be an atheist saying it.
Anonymous 07/01/15 (Wed) 05:39:27 b1bd47 No. 9286
>>9271
>Atheists treat Islam as a race though. That's why it's racist and not religious discrimination to arrest a Muslim for raping children.
>Brits treat Islam as a race though. That's why it's racist and not religious discrimination to arrest a Muslim for raping children.
Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 01:44:04 2b6dd2 No. 9426
>>9229
I've literally never ever seen a Christian apologetics argument that wasn't frighteningly stupid. The more "scholarly" and "respected" a christian debater is, the more illogical their arguments are, in my experience.
Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 03:05:36 b0ef04 No. 9427
>>9426
The cosmological argument is their trump card at debates. It's amazing how much holding power it has.
Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 03:19:32 2b6dd2 No. 9428
>>9427
I think almost nobody understands those arguments, but people find them convincing because they sound academic.
Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 17:31:37 680ef2 No. 9454
>>9428
Most people aren't aware of the limitations of syllogisms. I actually like the cosmological argument because it was the first argument for god I ever came across that was built solely on logic. But the logic is of course flawed. I think a good way to demonstrate this is "proving" other religions through overly simplistic syllogisms. Rather than pointing out that the assertions that the cosmological argument makes are basless. That's often too much for believers to handle.
For instance:
>every action has an equal and opposite reaction
>humans are capable of committing actions
>therefore, the Hindu concept of karma is real
Any thinking christian could point out the handwaving here but rarely will they turn that same scrutiny towards their own faith.
Anonymous 07/17/15 (Fri) 00:37:45 e308ed No. 9739
>>9271
Don't fucking try to lump liberal shitlords in with the rest of us. I find Islam and all its followers not a race, but a scourge of blighted individuals who are brainwashed beyond saving. They would ostracize and even kill their own kin who turned apostate. Even most christians wouldn't do something so deplorable.
Anonymous 07/17/15 (Fri) 00:39:07 e308ed No. 9740
>>9271
>>9271
Don't fucking try to lump liberal shitlords in with the rest of us. I find Islam and all its followers not a race, but a scourge of blighted individuals who are brainwashed beyond saving. They would ostracize and even kill their own kin who turned apostate. Even most christians wouldn't do something so deplorable.
Anonymous 07/17/15 (Fri) 00:57:47 2b6dd2 No. 9742
>>9454
>that example
KEK
>Most people aren't aware of the limitations of syllogisms.
Which is unfortunate because that's the entire point.