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AS SEEN ON TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Je8d4CVD0w

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 No.43520[Reply]

The weather is much better now. How are things going for you cunts? Something else to hit that hundred character limit

Old >>42987

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 No.43832

>>43829

i posted my real photos the other night and cockheads here made image macros of them as if i'm gonna put anything that links to my real life


 No.43833

>>43829

i think he gets his photos from their facebook page, a lot of the bars have facebook pages and share pics, i dunno if he took the pics himself, maybe he did, but i don't doubt he has gone over there and fucked these girls he claims to have done so, what would he gain by coming here and lying about it? nothing.


 No.43834

>>43832

tbh it gave me a bit of a chuckle

also you're an aussie you should be use to bantz


 No.43835

>>43834

It was zero/10 bantz m8


 No.43836

was pretty shitty attack on him whoever made those images, why kick a man when he is down (and we're all down here)




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 No.43693[Reply]

something I noticed also;

Australians were the trash of britain

and so they got transported to the other side of the world

and then suddenly they build a first world civilization

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 No.43758

Jim Jones did it.


 No.43767

and then we invented gardasil

A! U! S! A! U! S!


 No.43823

>>43697

so what are you currently doing with your life?


 No.43826

>>43697

so what are you currently doing with your life? '


 No.43831

>>43823

Masturbating to Japanese cartoons.




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 No.42510[Reply]

>walking in cbd today

>there's people trying to get me to sign up to various charities, i usually don't mind because the government steals 50% of my income without even asking me so there's no point in getting riled up at voluntary shit

>european girl manages to get me to come talk to her despite me saying i'm not interested

>blonde, blue eyes, braided hair

>hottest fucking voice imaginable, but i can't figure out which northern european country she's from

>we chat for a bit before I ask her, she says "i'm from germany" in the cutest way possible

>tfw was going to say 'heil hitler' to her but chickened out (i'm a legit natsoc so it wouldn't even be trolling)

>tfw will never see her again, don't even know if she's a nazi

>tfw could have missed the only opportunity i had to date a qt3.14 nazi girl

Why are Australian women so shit compared to European women? Honestly, no girl will ever compare to this girl. every european girl i've ever met is 10000% more beautiful and 1000% nicer than any aussie girl. why?

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 No.43698

>>43613

>white australia policy was held till the 70's.

It was actually successfully dismantled piece by piece from 1940's onwards, and was first officially "introduced" in 1901 mainly to keep out Asians. Before that, mining, railroads, businesses…it was a free-for-all, mostly.

>As for ownership of land that doesn't matter to the victor goes the spoils. many people have lost their lands to other we don't just give it back. Abbo's didn't even have a concept of exclusive rights, abbos didn't even know stralya was an island. Australia as an island nation was born out of colonial power.

Funny thing is, I wasn't disputing that. What I was disputing was the idea that I needed to be booted out 'cause Australia is a land of white people, mate (and I'd like to re-iterate, most of you fellas wouldn't even know I had partial Turkish ancestry if you met me in person unless I told you). It's not Germany or Sweden, which nobody disputes as Germanic/Nordic countries, where a white person would be within rights to tell a black person to piss off. Abos were technically "first" here, but now that they've lost it, well, who does it belong to?

>In the future australia will be overrun with hordes of muzzies and they are not going to just give the land back m8.

Don't you mean "hordes of asians"?

>different people can integrate into a society if they

>1. arnt cunts

>2. share religion, blood or language

>3. have a very low population

Sounds reasonable to me.

>I hate our faggot leaders who are hell bent on importing hordes of people who won't assimilate and will want to replace our culture with theirs

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 No.43702

>>43698

>Abos were technically "first" here, but now that they've lost it, well, who does it belong to?

Tale as old as time: whoever can conquer it and defend it from invaders.


 No.43704

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 No.43796

>>43698

>Read like flamebait to me.

Eh, looking back on it you were arguing with a few other people at the time, so I can understand that


 No.43815

Australia is up for grabs. Currently it's more a white man's land than anything else but if the white man doesn't be careful he will soon lose control of it. White man has become too comfortable and complacent in Australia. He needs to have respect for his culture and stand up for himself, and ensure he is not bred out by foreigners. Although it is enshrined in Australian culture to be friendly to foreigners there is no moral obligation to put their interests before yours or your people's, and while you shouldn't be violent towards them there is no reason to roll out the welcome mat to people who would not do it for you.

Turk fag I know that whatever is said here will have little effect on your future in Australia but I will not hesitate to strengthen my people's position here. If that comes at your people's expense, so be it.




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 No.41185[Reply]

No cunts want to talk /pol/itics?

We're getting slide by Kraut and Cancuck /pol/ for fucks sake.

Key points are the leftist butthurt over the Safe School LBGTIDILLIGAF drama going on.

>>5100012

http://8ch.net/pol/res/5100012.html

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 No.43327

>>43324

Yeah they're going all out, they can't have someone who doesn't have strings attached.


 No.43339

>>43324

Just watched it, everyone they interviewed except for Ann Coulter shat on him non stop.

They even included the ISIS recruitment video.


 No.43599

So is the lelection going to be in July now


 No.43714

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BARDEN RIDGE AND LUCAS HEIGHTS BACK IN THE HUGHES ELECTORATE INSTEAD OF HAVING TO VOTE WITH HOLSWORTHY RIFF RAFF

WATERFALL, HEATHCOTE, ENGADINE NOW A PART OF HUGHES INSTEAD OF HAVING TO VOTE WITH LOWLY, COAL MINING CUNTS FROM WOLLONGONG

WE DID IT LADS


 No.43759

So it's an election year - what does the /pol/ approved voting ticket look like?




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 No.36629[Reply]

Games, video games and all of that jazz go here.

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 No.43315

>>43293

>>43292

You can't embed and upload with the same post.

>>43303

Wow every single part of that episode looks like shit. Telltale cash in, what looks like pretentious indie shit, a literal endless runner and a fag seminar.


 No.43320

>>43303

Surprised they didin't talk about the safe school homo shit.


 No.43323

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>>43313

>why do videogamers engage in things meant for 10yearolds

heh

they have a other show for kids called gg sp(awn point)

if you thought the show atm is cheesy-quirky and overlyfriendly, wait till you see that one

i like goose's segments


 No.43532

Anyone down for a game of Fistful of Fags at some point?


 No.43747

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>>43323

>I like goose's segments

I'd say their best host by far is John (Ladies and Gentlemen).




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 No.40718[Reply]

Anyone here a a student?

I'm doing a course in networking and had no problems so far.

Well besides the propaganda that's around the walls.

There's one that was about micro agressions that nearly made me burst into laughter.

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 No.41422

>>41421

we'll keep swimming leftwards on the long-term.


 No.41429

>>41421

The pendulum never finds it balance, it just swings all the way to the other side, then back again, etc.

Man climbing on a horse and falling off the other side, anyone?


 No.41658

fucken hell went to swinurne and there are burkas, arabs and chinks everwhere (like full face and body covering and shit).


 No.41692

>>41658

And all the time they were envious of your white skin


 No.43690

At La Trobe. So many fuckin burquas




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 No.43495[Reply]

>Migrants attack Australian 60 minutes crew doing a documentary on Sweden's migrant crisis

>Heroic disabled Swede rams his disability scooter into the most violent of the gang members in an attempt to save the crew

>The crew leave him to die while they run away

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 No.43564

You can tell she learned nothing from this.


 No.43591

>>43564

She needs more cultural enrichment


 No.43625

>>43519

>Looks like the disabled guy was black

Incorrect.


 No.43629

>>43495

I was hoping they would rape her, Rosie bitch batty is going there fingers crossed she gets Jamals big black D


 No.43631

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RAMMING SPEED! BASED HOTWHEELS!




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 No.41727[Reply]

> circumcised "australians"

I've never met a single more disgusting excuse for a human being in my life. Every single "australian" I've met without foreskin has been a sad, pathetic excuse for a man who could only achieve happiness with a lethal injection of morphine.

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 No.43523

>>43497

>misunderstanding projection this badly

Braaah, take a break. Go outside, play some footy…then come back, and maybe, just maybe you'll realize that having a flap of extra skin on your penis doesn't make you more of a man, it just makes you more of a dick.

>worthless

Hoo boooy, I can feel that inferiority complex of yours radiating from here.


 No.43560

>>43523

Yes, that's it, please direct your hate at me. I can take it.

Please whatever you do don't direct it at your parents who made the decision without your consent, or the doctor who performed the operation while you screamed instinctively out of pain and deep betrayal.


 No.43595

>>43510

What if we didn't choose it.


 No.43608

>>43595

You have my sympathy then. Bantz aside, women don't care, you'll notice circumcised/uncircumcised aren't ever in what they describe what they want


 No.43627

>>42969

>PlastiBell

Fuck that reminds me of the time my PE teacher brought in her newborn son's foreskin-bell. She was such a weird bitch, thought guys couldn't piss with an erection.




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 No.22059[Reply]

So someone posted the images onto this board. If you look carefully you will find it. Although I have not seen the images, I have extracted the names. The reason for this post is to let those Perth girls know. The internet now has your private collection and it will be a matter of time that someone will post them. Just not me.

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 No.42518

bumppp for perth working link


 No.42753

>>42223

Seconding this. I just want to see the folder screenshot to see if this girl I'm interested in is a slag or not.


 No.43009

>>39100

i would cum in her johnson even if she was a bitch


 No.43280

do any of you have new working link to use

for the files.


 No.43617

bump for bris




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 No.42540[Reply]

>watching q and a

>Topic is science

>Eventually gets to the usual ridiculous argument science is sexist against women

>Everyone is circlejerking and agreeing with one another and bashing men

>I've heard the words 'structural', 'social construct' and 'diversity' non-stop for the past minute

>In one breath they champion women being the majority at universities but in another breath they shit on men being the majority of professors (so what, one gender being majority is good in one instance and bad in another? I thought you wanted it to be equal, hmm?)

I'm getting mighty sick of this. We need more politically balanced channels, I can't believe my tax dollars pay for this. I would settle for a bloody culturally Libertarian public funded channel at this point.

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 No.42799

>>42715

or build a wall


 No.42800

>>42710

>Trumped

>revolutionary

>not bought and paid for

Nigga, do you even politics?


 No.42943

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 No.43027

>>42751

Beats me. Still got the board? Get it up next week


 No.43540

>/r/australia the TV show




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 No.42987[Reply]

I don't have a lot of peppies. Don't make me do this.

Unless someone wants to dump a folder?

Old >>42073

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 No.43514

>>43511

>>there's no fucking way I can climb these

Maybe if you weren't so fat from eating animals you could climb better


 No.43515

>>43514

I'm vegan.


 No.43516

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>>43512

this one is subtle as well but it feels to me like total overacting


 No.43517

>>43516

>overacting

>it's just ragnar looking at mountains

kek


 No.43518

>>43517

>>43516

he looks like he just accidentally sharted but can't do anything about it




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 No.38173[Reply]

Sorry to pop in unannounced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak_tTKt21Mw

Gotta spread muh freedom wherever I go. Ugh take my freedom, Australia, take it all in. You want all of it.

Also burgers.

 No.38174

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You've just past the Australian citizen test. Congratulations, USstralian!


 No.43361

Eat a shit


 No.43364

>>43361

No thank you.


 No.43391

>>43361

Stop necrobumping, you tremendous faggot.




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 No.37317[Reply]

You faggots actually eat this??

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 No.37764

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 No.37829

>>37463

Isn't a whole food diet poofter code for semen?


 No.37835

>>37829

You'd be the one to know ya poof.


 No.37846

>>37317

Australians invented fairy bread?


 No.43358

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You hate it because your an amerifat




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 No.43196[Reply]

Disclaimer: No one was triggerd while anyone was going through rehabilitation

WHOS Swastika album: http://imgur.com/a/bMX6s

 No.43329

>OPs a drug addict


 No.43340

>>43329

No, I just went there to see someone




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 No.42458[Reply]

Sudanese vs Pacific Islanders. No clear winner. Rematch to be held next Friday at the Southbank Food and Wine Fest, BYO sauv blanc.

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 No.42845

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>White Australia - Our Cause

>by New Guard of Australia

looks like more footage to edit

wonder what this guy's doing these days


 No.43156

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What are Pacific Islanders? Are they Polynesians? Why are they in Oz?

t. clueless Brit


 No.43163

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 No.43164

>>43156

To keep the crime rate up


 No.43169

>>43156

visa laws are too lose with New Zealand




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