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NEET General #33 - so much for waiting til our thread slides from the front page edition Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 11:42:19 No.48907 [Reply]

Doing this in advance because I'm a little shitty cunt that has set some sort of standard for the OP of these threads but on the real thanks for making the other one neetnon, I was asleep and you stepped up

Old >>48239

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Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 19:41:17 No.49093

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>>49090

Its been fun m8 but you arent making this very fun for me anymore with your low effort posts, I am gonna go to bed so hopefully we can do this again some day.

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 19:52:58 No.49094

>>49089

pretty funny but pajeets actually invented flush toilets

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 20:07:27 No.49095

>>49093

whixh state do you hail from out of curiosity?

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 20:36:09 No.49097

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this was pizza number three

got it at about 0030

then decided to go to prahran to get some goon.

then went to the city and asked randoms for money 'til I had $6.50 to buy rip off as fuck juice. then came home

all night public transport

>feels good man

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 20:40:14 No.49098

>>49097

>double bacon cheeseburger

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Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 06:55:45 No.48705 [Reply]

SYDNEY FAGS: I just saw on the news that there was a 100 man brawl in Mt druitt. They didn't show much footage but it looked like niggers. Wtf happened?

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 11:28:40 No.48887

>mt druit

probably daily occurence

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 14:31:30 No.49021

>>48887

/thread

Mt Druitt. Not even once.

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 14:46:48 No.49024

>>48887

this

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 15:17:39 No.49042

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>>48705

Toronga zoo released more apes back into Mt druitt, the result was devastating

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Cunt 04/05/16 (Tue) 10:56:39 No.47217 [Reply]

how do you say it? VARSE OR VASE?

We're Australian and we are in a dil and we both think it's said to it's opposite?

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Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 10:30:40 No.47705

vathe, for flowerth

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 04:28:09 No.48098

>>47237

>>47520

My little bitch girl says it's VARZ, when it's fucking VACE

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 05:27:56 No.48121

>>48098

do you punish her? (i'm assuming it's you daughter)

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 09:16:31 No.48164

Just letting >>48098 know, >>48121 has his hands in his pants

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 12:26:26 No.48943

>>48098

Do you punish her erotically? (i'm assuming it's your girlfriend)

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Telegram Cunt 04/02/16 (Sat) 22:22:49 No.46351 [Reply]

I'd like to chat with some Australians on Telegram messenger.

I talk with people from all countries and regions, but there's a big gap when it comes to Australia, Africa, and east-Asia.

If you're on Telegram, hit me up @mollymawk.

Otherwise, general messaging thread.

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 10:00:06 No.48805

asio?

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 11:06:50 No.48854

what the fuck is telegram

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 11:46:08 No.48915

>>48854

some shit that probably has an nsa backdoor

>Its client-side code is open-source software, whereas its server-side code is closed-sourced and proprietary.

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 16:44:17 No.49068

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>>48915

sorry i only use open source products

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 19:35:01 No.49091

Did you make this thread just for people to talk to you?

how many people do you have to talk to at once you needy cunt?

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NEET General 32 - we made it to 750 edition Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 11:54:27 No.48239 [Reply]

one hundred and twenty! one hundred and twenty! one hundred and twenty! one hundred and twenty! one hundred and twenty! one hundred and twenty! one hundred and twenty!

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Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 14:09:25 No.49013

>>49007

>not going to bed early so you can wake up and go to garage sales

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 14:14:09 No.49014

>>48996

I could not be bothered getting one of those little pizzas. The dominoes shilling in this thread worked though so I used a coupon to get a traditional pizza for $7.45.

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 14:15:55 No.49015

>>49014

they are normal full sized pizzas

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 14:16:33 No.49016

>>49015

Wait really? I thought pizza mogul ones were mediums or something?

Cunt 04/08/16 (Fri) 14:17:11 No.49017

>>49006

normie

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/pol/ aligned Aussie websites Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 01:49:21 No.47936 [Reply]

As an Ausfag who spends most of his time on /pol/ I've been looking for more shit that covers Australia from something close to a /pol/ viewpoint. Seems like there's plenty of shit to cover but I haven't found much aside from http://thedingoes.xyz/ which is pretty much just a TRS offshoot.

Aside from them only other site I can really think of is http://bernardgaynor.com.au/ which at least calls out muslims and faggots but is pretty far from /pol/ tier. http://www.xyz.net.au/ is usually good on a few things but is even further from /pol/.

Anyway anyone have any suggestions? Seems like there's a real lack of content given that it at least seems like there's a sizable community of ausfags with /pol/ views.

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Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 11:20:09 No.48228

United patriots front

Based Paulene

Reclaim (Ruined by stupid boomers)

Rise Up are gay anti-muslim pro-immigration

Andrew Bolt is bought by jews but still good

SBS is full on antiWhite now. Used to at least have some Eastern Euros

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 12:45:22 No.48276

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>>47936

I'm in the same boat mate. There are rarely any threads on /pol/ that are relevant to Australia but there aren't really enough ausanons to make an /auspol/

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 13:43:59 No.48324

>>48228

>Reclaim (Ruined by stupid boomers)

No, the thing was all just some Curry's Religious Agenda from the outset.

But really, there's just no point in trying to 'traditionally organize' a Conservative grassroots – you'll attract the braindeads that make 99% of Aussies tune-out instantly.

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 16:59:24 No.48402

catallaxyfiles.com

big comments section.

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 20:44:20 No.48408

>>48324

>No, the thing was all just some Curry's Religious Agenda from the outset.

This is true - look at their previous Reclaim website.

It's wall to wall religious conspiracy nutbar stuff.

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AUSFAGS EXPLAIN Cunt 03/23/16 (Wed) 10:15:36 No.44087 [Reply]

http://www.baka.com.au/comment/university-of-sydneys-evangelical-union-shouldnt-have-to-give-up-its-faith-in-fight-against-discrimation-20160321-gnnxvp.html

>university of sydney threatens to kick out avangelical chrstian union for being discriminated against

>muslim union is segregated by gender and advocates terrorism and they are not being targeted

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Cunt 03/28/16 (Mon) 15:39:37 No.45335

>>45202

They'll just get gobbled up by chinks anyway.

Chinks don't give a fuck about anything except dorra's

Cunt 03/28/16 (Mon) 22:48:23 No.45351

>>45285

It has exploded over the last 10 years. It is going to full blown retard levels and it is in the general public too.

Cunt 04/05/16 (Tue) 12:32:46 No.47270

>>44087

I remember a few years back when I was talking with one of the Union exec

They wanted to shut down a club because they didn't agree with the Leftist horseshit.

He was talking about it quite openly too, pretty much everyone knew about it.

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 10:09:42 No.48196

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>>45285

If only Germany had won, my great grandfather would never have come to this shit hole.

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 15:31:04 No.48389

Australia has been taken over by cucks.

Academia, the media… Everything has to be politically correct. No one can speak the truth anymore. The country is doomed. Sorry mate.

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Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 08:28:02 No.47625 [Reply]

Europeans 20000

New Zealanders 15000

Americans 80000

Asians 3,600,000

Other 15000

someone who is good at immigration please help me review this. my country is dying

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 05:26:28 No.48119

>all those americunts

i'd rather live in a country full of niggers but with guns than in a country with no guns and full of ayy lmaos and pajeets

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AUSSIE GAMERS Cunt 11/15/15 (Sun) 06:46:11 No.36629 [Reply]

Games, video games and all of that jazz go here.

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Cunt 04/05/16 (Tue) 13:40:39 No.47368

>>42961

>You'll be dead by the time the sequel comes out

Maybe this isnt so bad

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 04:00:52 No.47492

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 11:12:06 No.47748

>>46984

Why did he have brote am pill twitters up on his thing video?

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 15:14:05 No.47875

>>47748

What he says in the video and what he shows contradict each other.

He claims that it was just about the child pornography essay while showing pictures showing that she was moonlighting while working as Nintendo PR, while also advertising through the twitter.

The BroTeamPill twitter image was sarcastic, I don't think he understands sarcasm.

He then goes on a rant about GamerGate hating women.

How somebody can be that retarded I have no clue.

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 22:23:59 No.47920

>>46984

This dude sounds like a massive cuck.

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NEET General #31 - forgot it's school holidays soon edition Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 00:37:35 No.47452 [Reply]

Completely forgot about that. Jesus Christ it's the fourth month of the year already. Achieve anything of note this year, neets?

Old >>46916

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Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 11:38:03 No.48236

>>48235

tbh carrots are great though

not even vegan, just poor

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 11:38:39 No.48237

>>48235

im not vegan cuck, i just rather woodfire pizza or something than cheap shit dominos, it's fkn wage cuck tier, neets gotta eat better than that

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 11:40:28 No.48238

>>48233

you live in fremantle don't you?

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 11:58:51 No.48241

>>48238

Nah m8 further south

Cunt 04/07/16 (Thu) 12:03:18 No.48242

>>48239

NEW THREAD

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Script to auto-retry when post error is encountered Cunt ## Board Owner 03/28/16 (Mon) 13:13:27 No.45316 [Reply]

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Cunt 03/29/16 (Tue) 07:33:33 No.45430

>>45397

I heard he's not doing too great health wise

Cunt 03/29/16 (Tue) 07:37:03 No.45432

>>45397

Been a while since I've been keeping up to date on the direction of 8chan, but from the last time I checked Hotwheels is supposedly coding a solution that will involve migrating the current boards to different Imageboard software.

Cunt 03/29/16 (Tue) 08:41:04 No.45454

>>45430

Pretty much this.

He's busy dying. If you knew you were going to die soon and already had a restricted quality of life, would you rather do all the shit you want to do or spend your final days moderating a cambodian fingerpainting forum?

Cunt 03/29/16 (Tue) 09:37:31 No.45488

>>45454

sooner the better so we can all move on from this mess

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 06:48:47 No.47575

>>45316

Sites fucked, I make a post and it tries to post it numerous times, then I get a popup saying flood detected and the one post appears twice

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/heb/ Cunt 01/03/16 (Sun) 13:37:25 No.39205 [Reply]

I hopped on for like half a wank then realised where I lived.

Am I fucked?

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Cunt 04/03/16 (Sun) 08:53:32 No.46486

>>46469

>/ephebe/

Because it's impossible to tell the difference. Tons of that on porn sites but it stays up and you wouldn't even know unless you knew the identities of the people in the vid.

Cunt 04/03/16 (Sun) 09:30:25 No.46497

>>46485

>It's what any good man does for his girlfriend.

Even in your fantasy she doesn't want to marry you?

Oh god.

Cunt 04/03/16 (Sun) 10:47:10 No.46550

>>46497

She wants me to eat her butthole.

Cunt 04/03/16 (Sun) 11:23:36 No.46589

>>46550

Well then good luck, and I do mean that.

Finding a girl who's into it, and doesn't have anal herpes, won't be easy for you.

Cunt 04/05/16 (Tue) 15:54:06 No.47406

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What does your name mean? Cunt 04/02/16 (Sat) 21:23:46 No.46347 [Reply]

type your name here: http://name.vukki.net/

What does your name mean?, is an application based on the letters in your name, shows your characteristics and qualities most important of it in a very unique and funny way.

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Cunt 04/03/16 (Sun) 11:07:20 No.46571

>>46438

you like it in the ass

Cunt 04/04/16 (Mon) 05:59:20 No.46950

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Cunt 04/04/16 (Mon) 09:45:49 No.47026

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Cunt 04/05/16 (Tue) 11:23:34 No.47226

>>47026

read that F as 'fair dinkum' first

Cunt 04/05/16 (Tue) 12:24:56 No.47260

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>>46347

kek

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/xyloid

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squatting in chink houses Cunt 04/01/16 (Fri) 04:36:10 No.46028 [Reply]

http://melbournecio.org/?page_id=15

that's written from a pretty faggy anarcho/libertarian angle, but that shouldn't stop one from entertaining the possibility.

If it's a foreign investment property, they're leaving it empty, and they're just flipping at a later date when their money is "safe", there's no reason someone couldn't squat in there. Nine times out of ten, they're not even going to check on it.

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Cunt 04/02/16 (Sat) 03:04:35 No.46221

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>>46167

>90,000 properties

>avg rent is ~$350 p/ week

>$31,500,000 in foregone rent money per week

>(alternatively, $31,500,000 in savings if people squatted in them)

my inner jew is crying

Cunt 04/02/16 (Sat) 19:03:07 No.46340

>>46141

>-gullible enough to buy into the "up up up, australian housing can only go up" propaganda.. dis verru gooda suburb, good beach, good school, good medical university, house price cannu onery go up

The real estate are Japs?

Cunt 04/02/16 (Sat) 23:35:16 No.46353

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yep

Cunt 04/03/16 (Sun) 02:16:30 No.46360

>>46340

fucked if I know how to take off chinese specifically

Cunt 04/05/16 (Tue) 11:50:31 No.47239

>>46028

Makes me hate lefties even more.

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NEET General #30 - that's a lot of tomatoes for one guy edition Cunt 04/04/16 (Mon) 02:44:45 No.46916 [Reply]

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Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 00:37:32 No.47451

>>47449

but if you go during school holidays you can throw popcorn at normies and blame it on some 12 year

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 00:38:54 No.47453

>>47450

Yeah nah that sounds like prime time for teenage wankers who think they're big boys and girls being out so late. I prefer an early morning screening on a non-school/public holiday weekday.

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 00:41:42 No.47454

>>47449

What an unpleasant thought.

new thread

>>47452

give me an error this time hotwheels i fuckin dare u

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 04:59:37 No.47519

>>47344

I agree with that mate. Can not stand wine. I can drink anything straight but not wine or gin. Whiskey (scotch, bourbon etc though I prefer scotch), vodka, saki, makgeolli, soju, the billions of different beers, mead, all fine. Even champagne, or sparking wine because muh trade mark, is fine. Regular grape wine is horrible.

Cunt 04/06/16 (Wed) 06:01:26 No.47553

>>47446

>did free psychic readings myself

lol wtf pls explain