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 No.119237

OLD >>118343

Nobody actually uses the discord or the irc tbh

Are we in the end times for the neet general? Will we become the new dinosaurs? Is 8ch going to be kill?

 No.119239

>>119237

I honestly hope not. These threads are all I have in the way of social contact.


 No.119240

>>119239

You'll have to go outside and talk to wagies now


 No.119241

I think the fagneet drama and him doxing (gookneet) and scaring off posters caused a lot of people to leave.

Anyway enough about that, what are we up to tonight?


 No.119242

>>119241

going to bed early for wfd tomorrow, I felt like screaming there today it was so fucked


 No.119243

>>119242

How much longer do you think you can put up with it? I feel bad for you


 No.119244

>>119241

FN definitely turned a lot of people off, especially with his little comeback a few weeks ago.

We have had one or two NEETs go to Uni, I remember one had a project with this chick he was keen for - Hope that went well for him.

Got one or two WFDers too.

I like the NEET general being slow, conversation should never feel forced - Things will get more active again I'm sure


 No.119245

>>119241

I just got internet back after a few weeks so I'm catching up on my animemes


 No.119247

>>119243

Not long, everyone looked on edge today, two guys fucked off and went to the pub and the supervisor looked really pissed off


 No.119249

>>119241

sleeping early then calling max tomorrow

apparently they called me 30 minutes from closing time right before the long weekend started which means cenno cut me off


 No.119250

>>119244

I wish those posters well in their tertiary education endeavors.

>>119245

Must be hard having to go without the internet for a while. I spent most of my youth without internet and I only really got it when I was about 13.

>>119247

You have greater mental fortitude than me. I don't think I would be able to cope in that kind of environment.


 No.119251

>>119237

We have to pray that something injects this board with life.

Also, what is the probability that clive palmer browses /aus/?


 No.119252

>>119250

>Must be hard having to go without the internet for a while

It wasn't too bad really, I just watched different anime I'd already downloaded and shitposted on my phone. I know that feel though, I never got internet until I was about 14 and even then it was incredibly shit.


 No.119253

>>119251

>what is the probability that clive palmer browses /aus/?

About the same as me getting a job


 No.119254

I have already uploaded my medical certificate twice (the first time it wasn't legible" apparently) and I better receive a mygov letter confirming its activation tonight, otherwise I will have to go in there tomorrow in person and give it to them myself.

They keep bugging me about mummybot's tax returns too so I have to give them that.


 No.119255

>>119251

He might be on halfchan. Maybe


 No.119256

>>119249

MAX are a fuck around that is for sure


 No.119257

>>119256

worst of all, they didn't leave any voicemail message so even if i did call back right before closing they'd still fuck me over with tossing the call around to whoever


 No.119258

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>>119237

What if some of the NEETs are acquiring ACTUAL JOBS


 No.119259

File: 916b92e700ef8c0⋯.png (19.67 KB, 659x430, 659:430, ss (2017-03-13 at 10.04.19….png)

Any of you lads particularly familiar with rent assistance?

When it says the max amount if you are a couple does that mean for both people or each? If it is together then what would be the point of ever saying you are a couple, you would get paid half as much as both claiming to be single.


 No.119260

>>119257

Was it for an actual appointment? I'd make a complaint to centrelink about it

>>119258

Economy's too fucked for that


 No.119261

>>119258

Then they were never real neets, but merely wagies in waiting


 No.119262

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>>119258

God no, never. Personally I am on here less because I started unifagging it up.

I realised that I spent a good deal of my non-wasteful time trying to educate myself.

Signed up for a uni course, so #1 no WFD or jobseeker appointments and #2 relatives think I am not a waster (I am, I have no intention of trying to get a job after this). Not really feasible to get practical lab experience without being at a uni.

>For if I can recognise my flaws

>You'll assume I'm trying to change

>But I am lazy and disheartened

>And I know I will remain the same


 No.119263

>>119260

>Was it for an actual appointment?

wouldn't know since they don't really tell me these things


 No.119264

>>119262

what course are you currently doing or applying for?


 No.119265

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>>119264

BS in Biochemistry, couple years in now.

Pic related, how I feel in some classes as someone who had never before seen a black person in Australia.


 No.119266

>>119259

Have to ask em


 No.119267

>>119258

ha ha ha


 No.119268

Back on the front page lads !

Well done


 No.119271

>>119268

Enough work for today


 No.119272

Paying Bills Neet here

I'm anyone here pays bills with their neetbux?


 No.119273

>>119272

*anyone here pays bills with their neetbux?


 No.119275

just


 No.119276

>>119273

Umm… yes ?


 No.119277

>>119272

I live with mummybot so I have the privilege of having no bills to pay, besides the weekly NEETshop


 No.119278

>>119272

>>119273

Yes. Most of my neetbux go to bills. Mummybot neets need to check their privilege.


 No.119280

>>119277

in the future, if your renting a place, get the rent assistance and go for a cheaper electricity provider like click energy, powershop australia not origin or lumo energy (fucking suck)


 No.119281

>>119259

I think you still both get it if you are a couple but yes you get slightly less.


 No.119282

>>119280

tfw stuck with origin. Holy fuck they are jew bastards. I really need to get off my arse and switch providers.

>>119281

So you both get 50% of the total $123 or you both get $123 each?


 No.119283

>>119282

You both get $123


 No.119284

>>119283

>>119282

Yeah, it's for both of you.

They really fuck you over if one of you is working though.

I've known couples that were better off with both on the dole than with one working in a shit job.


 No.119286

>>119284

>>119283

I see. I guess the "if your fortnightly rent is more than" part applies per person then. Our rent is $400 and only getting $61 each


 No.119287

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 No.119290

>>119289

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>/????\


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>>119290

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 No.119292

>>119291

You win, well played m8


 No.119293

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The VR headset was pretty epic


 No.119295

>>119244

Is FN still here or did he fuck off from here?


 No.119296

>>119293

on a scale of 1-10, how much does it improve your funposting experience?


 No.119299

I did it lads, getting them autismbux, even after bills I've got a fuckload of cash now.


 No.119300

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Morning wankers


 No.119301

File: 7b5363802573d98⋯.jpg (48.23 KB, 253x229, 253:229, comf-e.jpg)

>Forecast for Tuesday: Thunderstorm


 No.119302

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>>119237

>Nobody actually uses the discord or the irc tbh

>Are we in the end times for the neet general? Will we become the new dinosaurs? Is 8ch going to be kill?

I just enjoy having the General in the background. Discord and IRC are a little too much work.

>>119250

>You have greater mental fortitude than me. I don't think I would be able to cope in that kind of environment.

I think he likes the entertainment factor. I think we also enjoy hearing about all the spergouts and dramas too. But yeah, WFD is like a circus.

>>119251

>We have to pray that something injects this board with life.

Lets do something ourselves. I have a handheld cam I could spy on the neighbors with?

>>119262

> Not really feasible to get practical lab experience without being at a uni.

Seems that the biggest employer in the country is the ice drug trade - sure you could get lab experience cooking blue meth.

>>119265

>BS in Biochemistry, couple years in now.

Thats pretty cool. Soon you will be able to take our DNA samples and make a Uber NEET.

>>119295

>Is FN still here or did he fuck off from here?

I honestly believe he still posts, acts normal so we dont know its him and every week or so does a 'reveal' as FN, then he leaves for another week.

OldNeet - Looks like those Jew bastards wont fund my course in Digital Gaming. Though they will pay Indian 'migrants' here to open up and run their shitty restaurants for years with zero customers. Not kidding Neets. We have 5-6 Indian restaurants - The Indians are getiing paid to open businesses, ones that dont make profit. Fucks, all of them. The Asians on the other hand, they got the same deal but they opened a singular restaurant that is jam packed, turn over a profit and work their tiny asses off.

>>119299

>I did it lads, getting them autismbux, even after bills I've got a fuckload of cash now.

WTF? Explain. How did you manage that?

I have Autismo and spinal degeneration yet cant get shit.


 No.119303

Morning NEETs


 No.119304

>>119302

Spy can sounds nice


 No.119305

File: 46169393239542c⋯.png (339.38 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 461.png)

>call max this morning

>got through right away

>got hung up on as soon i started talking

>call again

>get through to their receptionist

>get transferred back to the same person

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

turns out they scheduled another appointment without sending a letter or texting me again


 No.119306

>>119301

Little to no rain here, disappointing


 No.119307

>>119302

>WTF? Explain. How did you manage that?

>

>I have Autismo and spinal degeneration yet cant get shit.

Applied for disability pension from Centrelink, had all my paperwork; from the head autismo professional in my state, from another psyche and from my GP. Took 8 months of waiting and two interviews but I got it in the end.


 No.119308

>>119307

>Applied for disability pension from Centrelink, had all my paperwork; from the head autismo professional in my state, from another psyche and from my GP. Took 8 months of waiting and two interviews but I got it in the end.

Jeez. Amazing. Youve literally won the Autismo lottery. What level of Autismo are you out of ten? For a high functioning I assume?


 No.119309

>>119308

uh no Idea, never got the numerical score but I was just on the threshold for just about every field in the diagnosis, And yeah High Functioning, the autism was couples with anxiety on the form though.


 No.119310

>>119309

>uh no Idea, never got the numerical score but I was just on the threshold for just about every field in the diagnosis, And yeah High Functioning, the autism was couples with anxiety on the form though.

Fuck me. So, you had to apply twice and Im guessing they knocked you back at least once then made you wait 8 months.

Damn.

I've got the same Autismo, seriously fucked up back, anxiety and major depression and yet the fuckers still say Im fit as a fiddle.

Congrats Neet regardless, youve pretty much done the impossible considering cancer, brain damage, missing limbs, MS, blindness etc are having zero luck getting on the DSP.


 No.119311

>>119310

>Fuck me. So, you had to apply twice and Im guessing they knocked you back at least once then made you wait 8 months.

Uh no only applied once actually, the 8 month wait was 3 months till I got a capacity assessment appointment, then another 5 months of wondering wtf was going on till I had the secondary appointment with their own selected GP who wrote up a report. A week alter and I got my first DSP payment.


 No.119312

>>119311

> A week alter and I got my first DSP payment.

and how much more money is it from Newstart?


 No.119313

>>119312

I get $900 a fortnight, I was only getting $480 on newstart


 No.119314

>>119305

Can't you report them or something?


 No.119315

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>>119313

>I get $900 a fortnight, I was only getting $480 on newstart

Fuuuk.

Ok, can you write up a little tutorial on what to do step by step to get the Holy Autismobux when you have free time?


 No.119316

Thinking of making a Neets VS Normies game in Unity. Suggestions?


 No.119317

>>119315

I can give my perspective I guess but the main thing that helped was I had a social worker assigned to me through a referral from a psyche at first, who really helped organised everything.


 No.119318

>>119316

Sounds nice


 No.119319

>>119317

>I can give my perspective I guess but the main thing that helped was I had a social worker assigned to me through a referral from a psyche at first, who really helped organised everything.

And Im guessing without that person it would have been near impossible for you alone to do it or at least painfully hard.

>>119318

>Sounds nice

Just found 500 plus Unity Asset packages for free. Someone uploaded heaps of them. Dungeon editors to Curved world, road builders, FPS builders, everything. Now looking for 3d models of Pepe and Normie.

Hows this for a game - Normies have to go about their daily wagcuck life whilst Pepe has to destroy/disrupt their shit. Normies try to rebuild their shattered existance. Pepe makes 'converts' for each life he destroys or shatters.

Some Normies cant face reality, so they opt for suicide/exploding heads.


 No.119320

>>119319

>And Im guessing without that person it would have been near impossible for you alone to do it or at least painfully hard.

Well she organized the main exam appointment with the Autism Association doctor, after that the Centrelink stuff was mostly me and my mum


 No.119321

I'm wondering if the government gonna put the welfare card in the may budget this year?


 No.119322

>>119321

As far as I know its still only planned for outback boongs


 No.119323

>>119322

I hope they don't put in there, if they do?

No more neet junk food, no more need vidya plays and less neet fun.


 No.119324

>>119320

>Well she organized the main exam appointment with the Autism Association doctor, after that the Centrelink stuff was mostly me and my mum

Well, Im still giving you an A plus m8. Job well done.

>>119321

>I'm wondering if the government gonna put the welfare card in the may budget this year?

Eventually itll follow the US EBT system. Think its everyone over there?


 No.119325

>>119324

EBT is for niggers, not for NEETs who spend their time working hard


 No.119326

>>119325

well their are a lot imported here in Australia and are on welfare, why is that?


 No.119327

>>119326

>Be labour gubmint

>import niggers

>give niggers dole

>niggers vote for you

>??????

>profit


 No.119328

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>>119327

how do i become a member of labour?


 No.119329

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>>119328

Lol shit, not sure.

I've a feeling it involves a lot of cock sucking


 No.119330

>>119316

The name brings back memories of Plants VS Zombies. Why don't you build the game around the concept of waves of various enemies (fat MAX bitches, A Current Affair reporters, unsympathetic politicians, angry taxpayers etc.) trying to break into a NEET fortress to uncover evidence that the NEETs aren't really job-seeking.


 No.119331

>>119329

i'm sure john is already a member of labour then


 No.119332

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>>119327

>>Be labour gubmint

>>import niggers

>>give niggers dole

>>niggers vote for you

>>??????

>>profit

Yes, the two main reasons for importing barbarians is both the voting base - gibmedat voters - and the fact that importing barbarians means cheap labor for the pollies mates/donors/corporations. Then you have the fact that these cheapo barbarian labourers will drive down the Aussie wages so the donors dont have to pay as much in wages.

When women entered the workforce in say, the mid 70s, moreso in the 80s, it only served to flood the employment market and drive down wages. Wages have been stagnant since then.

Inflation, on the other hand has skyrocketed.

Thats what happens when you let women vote.

They fuck up entire economies.

>>119330

>The name brings back memories of Plants VS Zombies. Why don't you build the game around the concept of waves of various enemies (fat MAX bitches, A Current Affair reporters, unsympathetic politicians, angry taxpayers etc.) trying to break into a NEET fortress to uncover evidence that the NEETs aren't really job-seeking.

lol Thats pretty funny. Neet Fortress Tower defense. Just got the 2D platformer kit, will try.


 No.119333

>>119332

>NEET Fortress Tower Defence

>not Wage War For The Dole


 No.119334

>>119333

Wage War For The Doll can be an expansion pack, lets just focus on the first edition


 No.119335

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>>119330

> waves of various enemies (fat MAX bitches, A Current Affair reporters, unsympathetic politicians, angry taxpayers etc.

You forgot boomers


 No.119336

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>>119335

>You forgot boomers

Ok so the Neets are battling against waves of Boomers, WageCucks, SJWs, Max Bitches, Current Affair Reporters, Dodgy Politicians. Angry Taxpayers ( Lump in with WageCucks?,

Anyone else for the list of Neet enemies?


 No.119338

>>119262

>>119265

Just found out that I won a $5000 scholarship too.

Not bad.


 No.119340

>>119307

I'm perfectly healthy with no physical or mental problems at all. How can I lie to get on DSP?


 No.119342

>>119320

The autism psychology place in my state is expensive……

even after the Medicare rebate……


 No.119343

>>119338

>Just found out that I won a $5000 scholarship too.

>Not bad.

How? Explain Neeto

>>119340

>I'm perfectly healthy with no physical or mental problems at all. How can I lie to get on DSP?

Acting skills like Brando.


 No.119344

>>119336

Well you'll need 'big boss' fights at the end of levels, right? I'm thinking a giant man in his mid-30s wearing Hello Kitty paraphernalia/dress and coming at you with a chainsaw while also trying to reach behind you to sodomise you with his free hand.


 No.119345

>>119313

Fuck that is nice.

>>119317

I really need to get a social worker assigned to me. Not just for getting neetbux but for general day-to-day shit like making appointments. I am really fucking autistic/anxiety about that shit and I have a lot of trouble making appointments for anything that cannot be done online. And then I get anxious in the days leading up to appointments. It is all a whole big mess, I miss having a mummybot organise it for me and then take me there.

>>119343

I am like a low-tier autist-savant. If I can actually focus and start doing something I get good scores. My first year at uni my average mark was something like 95%.


 No.119346

>>119313

Congrats on acquiring the Holy Grail of Welfare - can't say that I'm not jealous - what do you intend on spending all that extra money on?

I did notice that muh Newstart payment will increase by just over $2 in the next fortnight. Yay…


 No.119347

>>119293

So what exactly did you look at?


 No.119348

>>119344

>Well you'll need 'big boss' fights at the end of levels, right? I'm thinking a giant man in his mid-30s wearing Hello Kitty paraphernalia/dress and coming at you with a chainsaw while also trying to reach behind you to sodomise you with his free hand.

lol Well played.


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 No.119350

Fuckin' loving this weather in Perth


 No.119351

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>>119350

This fucking Victoria weather has been hot as shit.

It usually cools down by this point but there's no brakes this autumn for some reason.


 No.119352

>>119351

God wants to melt the fags


 No.119354

>>119351

We've only had 2 or 3 hot days this summer.

Was humid as fuck for a week but the storm this weeks blown it away.


 No.119355

>>119345

>I really need to get a social worker assigned to me

Oh dude you do, it really depends on luck if you get someone who is good or not though. On top of the appointment organizing the company the social worker worked for had money set aside for me, so she'd take me to cafes for a coffee and a chat which felt nice as well as pay for private psyche appointments which are pretty expensive. They were even willing to foot the bill for a online tafe or uni course if I wanted.

>>119346

>what do you intend on spending all that extra money on?

Lego probably, some put aside for some home gym equipment


 No.119356

>>119350

Me too, could rain some more though


 No.119357

>>119355

>Lego probably

Looks like the diagnosis was correct


 No.119358

>>119357

You know it baby


 No.119361

>call up max to cancel an appointment for tomorrow morning

>"oh your designated wagie is busy right now, he'll call you back soon"

>it's not after closing time and still no call

They better not cut me off for this shit


 No.119362

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>>119361

now after closing time*


 No.119363

>>119361

you are so cut m8


 No.119364

>>119362

Call up Centrelink to sort it out m8.

Might not work but if you're lucky enough to get someone decent they're surprisingly sympathetic to people being fucked around by MAX


 No.119365

>>119364

I'd rather wait and see if I do get cut off before sitting on the phone for 3 hours.


 No.119366

>>119338

Waste it by refusing a job


 No.119367

Well last 8 hour wfd day is done for the week, wednesday and thursday should be pretty easy.

I'm just gonna do what some other people do and make up bullshit excuses to leave early


 No.119368

>>119367

Best of luck anon, we're all gonna make it


 No.119369

>>119367

Do you feel closer to that job offer now mr neet?


 No.119370

>>119369

Ha!

They said they were bringing in people from labour hire companies but that's never going to happen, this guy who did a wfd at osbourne park was supposed to be doing computer recycling and it was him and one other guy sitting in a room for 5 hours.

He told me that the wfd operations are getting worse, looks like I picked a good time to do it


 No.119371

>>119370

>labour hire companies

kek was doing wfd with some qualified carpenters and they got offered (((new apprenticeships))) by those cunts


 No.119372

>>119371

That shits fucked up.

I met a guy at my last one who was a qualified welder, they said to him "Oh, so you're good at working with your hands then"

Put him in a room sewing pot holders.


 No.119374

>>119355

What company was the social worker from?


 No.119376

>>119374

Partners in Recovery


 No.119379

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>>119372

yeah being a welder is now overqualified for what jobs there are left over, lawyers and lab rats be damned

watching my daily chinese animiations made me realise we're heading back into an age where everyone's essentially a gun for hire


 No.119380

What do you folk do when you find it impossible to focus on anything?

I really want to start trying to teach myself coding but I keep getting distracted. I open stuff to look at and try and then end up alt+tabbing to something else (like this thread) and wasting my whole night fucking about.


 No.119381

>>119372

>>119371

All those wfd companies are scams, they exist to give a big wage to the people running them and they produce no results, the government workers (dumb women) working for job active are clueless ass fuck


 No.119383

>>119380

call yourself a faggot and a disappointment


 No.119384

>>119380

I know that feel m8.

Only trick I have is to make it a reward thing, do an hour of reading or study then let yourself have some time shitposting or gaming.

It can be a cunt to stick to if your in the wrong mood though.


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 No.119386

>Try to go on centrelink website

>Website down


 No.119387

>>119386

And they call us lazy …


 No.119388

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>>119350

Yeah it's good.

Fruity Lexia and Raspberry fanta again tonight.

Check out goodgoonguide.com for your goon mixes.

I'm getting into biking again, cause it's getting into autumn.Early morning biking before anyone's around.Anyone picked up some new hobbies to stave off the boredom?


 No.119389

>>119388

>Mixing goon

Drink it straight like a manly neet


 No.119392

Luving Netflix Unlocked and using a dns called ProxyDns, watching the twilight zone.


 No.119393

>>119380

Since posting this and reading the responses I just got distracted reading the twitter of Malik Obama.

>>119383

Makes it worse.

>>119384

Only helps sometimes. I just cannot focus at all right now.

>>119385

Already tried that. I think it might make it worse.


 No.119394

>>119393

>been 1.5 hours

>succeeded in doing nothing

Just kill me my neet bros.


 No.119395

>>119388

Do some graff its fun


 No.119396

>>119380

STOP using the computer for a while

Just shut yourself off from technology and read a book. Also try meditation, that apparently works too.


 No.119397

>>119395

Just don't let mummy find out


 No.119400

File: edb492165594f4b⋯.png (83.08 KB, 300x400, 3:4, smokie.png)

>>119395

>messing up my clean suburb for non-existent street cred


 No.119404

>>119296

I actually really wanted to use it for internet browsing but I couldn't find a VR browser

Also unless I missed something the headset I bought didnt seem to have any buttons, you select stuff by looking in the direction and hovering over it, kinda hard to explain, not the best for net browsing

>>119347

I could only have a very primitive experience because my phone is a 2013 model and doesn't have a "gyroscope" (and I swear the product page didn't explain that I needed one…) so I couldn't really turn my head left or right in most apps, could only look up or down, but I tried these 2 apps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dvNPvrCuCI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HwzgqTVDEI

The first one just gives you an idea of what the 3d experience is like

The second is just a static image of a natural or famous place but it's still very immersive

The immersion is HUGE with this thing. It feels like you're really there. Even with the shitty bare-bones apps I tried.

I'm going to borrow a normie friend's iPhone so I can get the full experience


 No.119406

File: 4c16cc325609a42⋯.png (640.32 KB, 850x436, 425:218, Screenshot_1.png)


 No.119407

File: d4a66a652543b0c⋯.png (220.22 KB, 303x296, 303:296, vikernes.png)


 No.119411

File: 2d60f7f5a17868c⋯.png (278.97 KB, 1004x500, 251:125, 1489481607149.png)

From another forum lol


 No.119412

>>119411

What am I looking at?


 No.119413

>>119412

Looks like women playing business man


 No.119414

File: bdb0a05170ebe9c⋯.jpg (144.17 KB, 1600x1982, 800:991, pepedoll.jpg)

>>119351

>This fucking Victoria weather has been hot as shit.

>It usually cools down by this point but there's no brakes this autumn for some reason.

Gotta agree here - its pretty crazy.

>>119355

>>I really need to get a social worker assigned to me

>Oh dude you do, it really depends on luck if you get someone who is good or not though. On top of the appointment organizing the company the social worker worked for had money set aside for me, so she'd take me to cafes for a coffee and a chat which felt nice as well as pay for private psyche appointments which are pretty expensive. They were even willing to foot the bill for a online tafe or uni course if I wanted.

Sounds like you got the rare Gov worker who actually cares about people. One in a million.

>>119355

>Lego probably, some put aside for some home gym equipment

Lego is great for anxiety and lowering stress - gym equipment will help your mood a lot too. Good work Neet.

Knew of a guy who was a recovering raging alcoholic - the only way he could cope with the recovery was coloring books - took his mind off the stress and gave him some relief.

>>119379

>watching my daily chinese animiations made me realise we're heading back into an age where everyone's essentially a gun for hire

Watched a Doco on the Dark Ages last night - think thats where we are headed.

>>119381

>All those wfd companies are scams, they exist to give a big wage to the people running them and they produce no results, the government workers (dumb women) working for job active are clueless ass fuck

So fucking true - Back years ago Neets were getting on the WFD gravy train and running 'training' themselves. Everyone had some pie.

>>119380

>What do you folk do when you find it impossible to focus on anything?

>I really want to start trying to teach myself coding but I keep getting distracted. I open stuff to look at and try and then end up alt+tabbing to something else (like this thread) and wasting my whole night fucking about.

Start 3d modelling in Blender m8. Need a 3d Pepe and 3d Normie characters. Am downloading Game engine today to start the Neet Game. Do you know C#?

>>119392

>watching the twilight zone.

Ive got the entire 156 episodes? of the original on a hdd somewhere. Great stuff.

>>119404

>Also unless I missed something the headset I bought didnt seem to have any buttons

Is this just for mobiles or PC? Link of headset?

>>119411

>From another forum lol

The fuckers wanted him to work for free. Or at best lousy commission basis only. Fuckers. This is happening in a lot of industries.


 No.119415

Morning NEETs. On the agenda for today is giving my cert to centerlink in person after the previous 3 attempts at uploading wasn't good enough apparently.


 No.119416

>>119415

they just miss you m8


 No.119418

>>119415

They're fucking useless.

I've had my rent assistance cut off three times in the last month and all they can tell me is "don't know why that happened"


 No.119420

File: 31c606722a09a50⋯.jpg (1012.38 KB, 996x2676, 83:223, 1489534790237.jpg)

Emma Watson nonude leaks. Id hit that

http://imgbox.com/g/sPbIXUyqCF


 No.119421

File: 200f95f026687f9⋯.png (948.57 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, breaking-news.png)


 No.119422

>>119421

Fuckin' kek.


 No.119423

>>119420

Do any other NEETs find it impossible to relax unless they're alone in the house? I don't even notice until mum leaves and I lose all the tension in my body

>>119420

She's about ten years past her prime, nty


 No.119424

>>119422

>Fuckin' kek.

Couldnt find his picture

>>119423

>>>119420 (You)

>Do any other NEETs find it impossible to relax unless they're alone in the house? I don't even notice until mum leaves and I lose all the tension in my body

Yes, thats called Mummybot-induced PTSD.


 No.119425

At wfd and all the people i usually talk to aren't here, time to sit in the corner and stare at the floor


 No.119426

>>119425

Do they let you read books there ?


 No.119427

>>119424

Does anybody have a pic of john? i've since lost mine


 No.119429

File: 41dab0ded4ec1bd⋯.jpg (237.68 KB, 454x1853, 454:1853, 1418673415223.jpg)

>>119411

>startup companies


 No.119431

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>119355

>>119414

>Lego

The real stuff is so expensive, are you aware of the new Lego Worlds vidya that came out today? It's pretty much Minecraft but with lego blocks (obviously). Vid related.

>>119404

I just wanna know if it's worth getting one of those cheapo headsets mainly for VR porn, but I'd most likely have to buy a decent/expensive phone.


 No.119432

>>119431

>The real stuff is so expensive, are you aware of the new Lego Worlds vidya that came out today? It's pretty much Minecraft but with lego blocks (obviously). Vid related.

Looks pretty cool


 No.119433

File: 10568540017a60c⋯.jpg (103.4 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 169384.jpg)

Had a damn shit go of it last night cunts, like a vice-clamp was fastened around my collarbones to the ribcage and slowly getting tighter. I couldn't stop tensing up either, and that burning sensation just totally enveloped my hands. Palms alight.

I've had feelings like that before but they lasted a few seconds at most, this shit went on for a good hour and a half. Great thing is I saw my neurologist earlier in the day when it wasn't an issue, and don't have another appointment for three months /s. Hope that doesn't flare up again.


 No.119435

>>119433

You gon die neeto


 No.119436

>>119426

Yeh but im so bored it's hard to read


 No.119437

>>119435

Ain't we all doe :^)


 No.119438

>>119433

> that burning sensation just totally enveloped my hands

Too much whacking off.


 No.119439

Rolled a smoke outside - Tailormade are too expensive and Jews sell them.

Halfway through smoke fiery end drops off, rolls on my leg, shit!, no burning, fiery asshole rolls into the leg of my shorts - starts burning my skin and shorts as I dance around trying to get it out.


 No.119440

anyone here know Sarina Russo?

Come on WFTD neets should know her?


 No.119441

>>119440

Sarina Russo Job access recieved 44 million from the Liberal Goverment.

https://archive.fo/2O7Xt


 No.119442

>>119441

received some money from the libs. (tax payer money)


 No.119443

>>119438

Get some Moisturiser and a glove. XD


 No.119444

>>119433

Sounds neurodegenerative.

>>119439

Origami and cardio in one? Smoking sounds like the king of bad habits.


 No.119445

>Get home from horrible day of wfd

>Locked out of the house


 No.119446

>>119441

>Sarina Russo Job access recieved 44 million from the Liberal Goverment.

44 million dollar dole payout - Sarina - biggest dole bludger apart from Gina.

>>119444

>Origami and cardio in one? Smoking sounds like the king of bad habits.

Will give it up if I can find a way.

>>119445

>>Get home from horrible day of wfd

>>Locked out of the house

Spare key hidden up the dogs bum.


 No.119447

>>119445

Now you get to Wait For the Door

(sorry m8)


 No.119448

>>119441

(((THE NOSE KNOWS)))


 No.119449

>>119446

>Will give it up if I can find a way.

You could vape like a homosexual or take up chewing cinnamon sticks.


 No.119450

>>119414

https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/kaiser-baas-vr-goggles-kba14009

You slide your smartphone in, at least with this type, its your smartphone that runs the VR apps, the headset just makes it look 3d

>>119431

>I'd most likely have to buy a decent/expensive phone.

Maybe, maybe not.


 No.119452

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Got back from the shops before the mummybot gets home. Pretty hard driving in a hot car with ugg boots on though kek.


 No.119453

>>119452

>eclairs

Haven't had one since I received an order for the shop and found a pube fresh from the factory kek.


 No.119454

>>119452

she should buy you a treadmill or you can buy it for her?


 No.119455

>>119454

I'm pretty thin actually lol. Trying to put some weight on

>>119453

Hopefully mine are fine


 No.119456

>>119455

>Hopefully mine are fine

Yeah, but if you hit something like a plastic thread while you're chewing at least you'll have some idea of what it is now.


 No.119457

On my way back from daily Neet walk today, haggard frumpy blonde junkie - looks high - asks me where a certain street is - shes going the opposite direction - wants me to walk with her all the way to the street. Fuck no. Pretty sure I gave her the wrong directions. No fucks given today. Fat Bogun next door goes outside without a shirt - pasty white ghoul skin with a beer gut. Classy as fuck.


 No.119458

>>119450

>These Kaiser Baas VR Goggles allow you to experience 100 degree field of view

Hmm, so if you're using an app or watching a vid that provides more than 100 degrees field of view you'd wouldn't be able to see it all using that model of goggle? Or is that a typo considering the ad does later mention the ability to experience 360 degree?


 No.119460

>>119452

Not bad, yourself? Some tasty looking snacks you got there, besides the mother energy drank. I just finished eating a Bacon Deluxe Jnr burger, not bad for $3 imo. Anyway until we next meet keep on chewing the good chew.

>>119457

M8 it sounds like she was setting you up for a mugging, it's a good thing you used your NEET-survival-instincts (gotta stay comfy).


 No.119461

>>119460

>Not bad, yourself? Some tasty looking snacks you got there, besides the mother energy drank. I just finished eating a Bacon Deluxe Jnr burger, not bad for $3 imo. Anyway until we next meet keep on chewing the good chew.

3? Sounds pretty nice. That is at HJ's right? Yeah I didn't enjoy the energy drink that much. Red Bull is better IMO.

>>119456

Eclair was fine, if not a bit bland.


 No.119462

>>119460

>eating a Bacon Deluxe Jnr burger

Would seriously kill for 3 or 4 of these. Cant eat wheat and shit - headaches, chronic sinusitis if I do.

>>119460

>M8 it sounds like she was setting you up for a mugging, it's a good thing you used your NEET-survival-instincts (gotta stay comfy).

Looking back - yeah, it was all a little suss and strange.


 No.119463

>>119461

Yeah it's Hungry Jacks, their Jnr burger range are all $2.95 each


 No.119464

Got Kong Skull Island hidefcam SEESD version - decent - coming down and am gonna watch Logan again. Neet movie night.


 No.119465

>>119464

>Not being a good boy and paying for movies


 No.119466

>>119458

I think the 100 degrees just refers to whats directly in front of you, if you know what I mean


 No.119467

>>119461

>if not a bit bland

Blame the hippies.


 No.119469

>>119464

I saw both at cinema, something like Kong really is one of those movies best watched on the big screen tbqh (and I'm not talking about your 50 inch plasma).


 No.119471

>>119460

The neet survival instinct is to not go outside. That neet is pushing some dangerous boundaries


 No.119472

>>119461

Try Monster Rehab no sugar, lemon tea taste isn't overly sweet like others.

I'm back on the caffeine in the morning occasionally for biking, the bike's kinda fucked when it changes gears and the resistance is a bit off. I don't pedal that fast though, mornings and before sunset is a good time. Not dark enough to need a light but no chance of getting sunburn.

What's for dinner NEETS? Getting a hamburger or two for tonight.


 No.119473

>>119472

Salad with roast chicken.


 No.119474

>>119472

Fish & chips

And beer


 No.119475

>>119472

Had some HJ's earlier, not particularly hungry atm but will prob have some toast later. Thinkin bout buying a new battery for muh laptop so I can shitpost at the library while perving on the qt backpackers that come in to use the free wi-fi.

>>119473

Home cooked?


 No.119476

>>119472

I had some of those chips I brought and might cook something substantial later


 No.119477

>>119475

>Home cooked?

Too much effort for too little reward. The technological advancements in bbqology means I can get roast chooks from a shop that aren't leathery or taste like cardboard.

Not to say I can't appreciate a really well done home roasted chicken.


 No.119478

>Centrelink online services offline for two days for me

>Need to report tonight


 No.119481

>>119478

It'll somehow be your fault neet


 No.119485

>>119478

Hopefully fixed soon. You can report late though


 No.119486

>>119485

Yeh but I wanted to ty and get my advance, fucking pajeet screws neets at every turn


 No.119487

File: 7ef0f972c18914a⋯.jpg (375.8 KB, 960x639, 320:213, nigerians sealing our whit….jpg)

>>119452

Be careful with those diazepam, cheesem8.


 No.119488

>>119486

> pajeet screws neets

I like the rhyme but it needs:

pajeet screws NEETs~


 No.119489

>>119488

First he shits in streets

Then he shits on neets


 No.119490

>>119489

Not if we throw a tactical piss bottle at him first


 No.119491

>>119490

He might drink it and gain strength from it


 No.119492

>>119491

Not an aged piss bottle. Today I emptied out a 3 week old one and it turned a very deep brown colour, like a aged wine lol. Smelled beyond horrible though.

Here is a tip, always empty the piss bottles after a few days.


 No.119493

>>119474

What kind of beer?


 No.119494

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>119472

>its been so long since I rode a bike I forgot that changing gears while pedaling stalls the chain

>>119475

I never know what to get at the library, I'll go in but I never have a particular book in mind and if I'm looking for educational books they're severely out of date. I remember going there in January, seeing UNIX and BASIC coding books near the business section.

My kobo ereader makes my library null. No reason for me to go to Joondalup Library.

>>119414

You could acquire donations for it on other boards especially if you threw /pol/ memes on it.

Matt Furie will have an autistic fit that Pepe would be used that way but as long as you don't directly sell this game and get donations only you could probably get something of worth out of it.


 No.119495

>>119494

>Joondalup library

I used to see a lot of retarded/homeless people hanging around there during the day, and don't forget the hordes of smelly pajeets and pissed off bogans coming in and out of the licensing centre across the street


 No.119498

>>119493

Stones Ginger beer, its bloody good stuff

3 down, 3 to go


 No.119499

>>119495

That applies to pretty much every library


 No.119501

File: b326fa6a9413845⋯.jpg (207.1 KB, 1280x768, 5:3, ST3v7Nf.jpg)

>>119431

Yeah its expensive, I've got an order coming in with some chinese bootleg Lego set that is supposed to be good quality, so that'll be fun to see.

Bought Lego Worlds when it first went into early access, completely forgot about it till the recent update, it's pretty great.


 No.119502

File: c1f9b9d1cc5f907⋯.jpg (230.97 KB, 800x480, 5:3, 1489573809130.jpg)

File: a9481cdf83c982d⋯.jpg (176.34 KB, 800x480, 5:3, 1489573878339.jpg)

Photo's from the sunset bike ride.

>>119495

Go to to the oriental market across from the library for bulk ramen packets.I stopped buying indomie migoreng, turns out it's halal shit.

Sushi powder mix - Vinegar Powder is good for NEETs aswell.

I have a sushi mat but at night I'm too lazy to roll up the sushi so I just cook rice on the stove with the powder, drop an egg in after strained, add soy sauce and cook the egg in the rice. Flaking seaweed on the top.

You can add a roast chicken to it aswell and add peas/carrots/broccoli/capsicum.


 No.119504

>>119241

I left because of virgin neets cuckposting and the nigger weed posting.

I'm only back now because its 35c and I cbf playing vidya.


 No.119506

2nd week of uni coming to an end and I've probably talked to over 100 women

Women are really low quality. They are hot but whores.

Progress is being made though, about 2/10 of the women I speak to are promising. Will be seeing a movie with some.


 No.119507

myGov is down?


 No.119508

>>119502

Looks nice. Does your bike have gears?

>>119506

Are you a chad, do you get any success with them? I haven't talked to a woman socially in years.

>>119507

Surprising given the hours.

Good morning NEETs


 No.119509

>>119504

Sometimes for me finding motivation for vidya is hard. I take a break from it for a few days and come back to it.


 No.119510

File: a769219bd69c923⋯.jpg (85.64 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1432511632038.jpg)

>>119469

>I saw both at cinema, something like Kong really is one of those movies best watched on the big screen tbqh (and I'm not talking about your 50 inch plasma).

Gotta agree, Kong would have been amazing at the cinema.

>>119478

>>Centrelink online services offline for two days for me

>>Need to report tonight

Still using the old Centerlink reporting, not the Mygov one - Yesterday when I logged in it said 'service unavailable' and I hit the Home button at bottom and it let me report. Neetbux here this morning.

>>119494

>You could acquire donations for it on other boards especially if you threw /pol/ memes on it.

>Matt Furie will have an autistic fit that Pepe would be used that way but as long as you don't directly sell this game and get donations only you could probably get something of worth out of it.

Great idea - will have to look into copyright and how it can be avoided.

>>119504

>nigger weed posting.

Think that nigger was just a cop looking for some good boy points with his Sargeant - thought us Neets would be low hanging fruit to bust.

>>119507

>myGov is down?

Click the logon to Centerlink part. Worked yesterday. Click home if given the service unavailable bullshit.

>>119506

>Women are really low quality. They are hot but whores.

What do you expect - they have a lower IQ across the board than men. This is why they usually dont have the smarts to get into STEM or any field that requires brainpower.


 No.119511

I actually had a nightmare about wfd last, dreamt some chick i used to date showed up and i spent the entire time hiding behind a wall


 No.119512

>>119511

>I actually had a nightmare about wfd last, dreamt some chick i used to date showed up and i spent the entire time hiding behind a wall

Was she fat, a nutcase or hot?


 No.119513

>>119511

Wfd and nightmares are synonymous. I sometimes think about girls I used to crush on


 No.119514

>>119511

You should enroll in online study. There's fairly cheap ones out there and the modules are easy as fuck, exams cost extra but you won't be taking them anyway.

My study had a 2 year duration but I'm heading on 4 years and they haven't questioned anything.


 No.119515

>>119514

>My study had a 2 year duration but I'm heading on 4 years and they haven't questioned anything.

What are you studying Neeto?


 No.119516

>>119515

IT, generic slurry of courses that any provider will give you.


 No.119517

>>119515

>>119516

Side note, make sure it's on an approved provider list (most are but check before you fuck yourself over)


 No.119518

>>119512

All of the above, pretty sure shes still a bit fat


 No.119519

>taking bus to uni through designated african suburb

>look out the window and see nigs sitting on benches in the park harassing white women on their way to work and uni

Every time.


 No.119520

>>119519

Melb I am guessing?


 No.119521

>>119519

Good ol fashioned diversity


 No.119522

>>119520

Sydney has more africans and niggers, Melburn is far more cucked whites

My bets 50/50 with rural QLD as an outside chance


 No.119523

fucking hell, alinta gas charges $8.50 for an overdue notice now

Fucking 20% of my bill is for those cunts posting me 2 bits of paper


 No.119524

>>119522

>Melburn is far more cucked whites

Yep, true - though there is a huge number of African gangs and other low IQ retards fucking things up, but yeah, mainly the SJW whites who cuck things up.


 No.119525

>>119524

I do wonder how retards such as ape-x manage to get shotguns and whatnot. Probably from other niggers.


 No.119526

>>119525

>I do wonder how retards such as ape-x manage to get shotguns and whatnot. Probably from other niggers.

The Mafia, Yakuza know they are stupid and expendable - thats where they probably get their goods for use in robberies.


 No.119529

>>119502

>Giant

You're a big bike


 No.119530

File: b5aa4b563b8e3d6⋯.png (621.27 KB, 701x609, 701:609, Taylor Byrnes.png)

>>119411

Apparently this is the person who was turned down after asking about payment. She's quite the qt imo judging by the only pic I've seen of her.


 No.119531

File: 75823197e25b501⋯.jpg (134.12 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Larpagan3.jpg)


 No.119532

>>119508

3x8 gears


 No.119533

File: 00c43460fc886a8⋯.jpg (60.63 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, CIA.jpg)

>>119529

UUUU

U

U

U

>tfw Aidan Gillen will never hold you in his manly arms and whisper "You're a big guy" into your ears


 No.119534

who here /enjoyingtherain/?


 No.119535

File: bf61e7b4dc7c6bd⋯.webm (3.54 MB, 420x420, 1:1, merry kekmas.webm)

>>119534

Comfy as fuck


 No.119536

>>119533

Oh dear…

>>119534

While it's not raining atm there was an awesome lighting storm the other day plus heavy rain and possible flooding predicted for the next week.


 No.119537

File: 149995f281d334d⋯.jpg (9.66 KB, 351x293, 351:293, Ciass.jpg)

>>119536

Don't deny that you want it m8


 No.119538

File: d3d7a532f726309⋯.jpg (193.42 KB, 802x854, 401:427, d3d7a532f726309660f76fb222….jpg)


 No.119539

>>119535

very comfy here, drinking chinese jasmine tea and it's starting to rain here soon in melbourne.


 No.119540

God I love the United States of Australia


 No.119541

It looks like South Aus Premier Jay Weatherhill shirtfront Josh Frydenberg https://archive.fo/NzvEW


 No.119542


 No.119543

Can the NEET that bought the Kaiser Bass VR headset confirm their price, as it's not showing up on the link you provided to Officeworks. Thanks


 No.119544

>>119541

>>119542

I don't usually care much for Weatherill but he did the right thing here. The Liberal Federal Govt has been doing all it can to shit on SA to the detriment of our well-being, just for the sake of some easy political point-scoring against our Labor government.


 No.119545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just finished the Grill Masters "Fiery Angus" , highly recommend. Best burger I have had in a long time. Large chips were perfect too. Have some music NEETs.


 No.119546

>>119540

We're not united with cucktoria


 No.119547

>>119545

Shilling counts as employment


 No.119548

>>119547

Shill for the Dole


 No.119549

>>119452

Keep making videos bro. Also have you guys ever thought of working out, maybe doing bodyweight stuff? Getting into shape might help you a lot.


 No.119550

>>119549

Yeah, I'll get right on that once I've cleaned all this deer off mah chainsaw.


 No.119551

I feel like I wanna get a taxed payed halal lamb kebab and chips (those chips are bloody good).


 No.119552

>>119551

fuck menulog.


 No.119553

>>119550

Make some cooking videos, if you're the same guy. Why doesn't this board have IDs?


 No.119554

Got so bored at wfd I went to liquor land and bought a six pack and drank it in the park on my lunch break


 No.119555

Mate Australia is the best lucky out there, it has Mosques, bogans, chinese buying our businesses, African gangs and where almost heading for a recession thanks to the liberals.


 No.119556

>>119554

Feel employable yet m8?


 No.119557

>>119554

is newstart work for the dole or something,

do you need a urine test to get on newstart?


 No.119558

>>119557

If your on newstart they make you do wfd after 6 months, you don't get drug tested


 No.119559

>>119556

Yeh might go into the city and get that vice president job I've been meaning to get


 No.119560

>>119559

Studies have shown that 88% of NEETs feel 64% more employable with a six pack of beer inside them.


 No.119561

>>119559

Can't wait for WFD now!


 No.119562

>>119560

GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB YOU WAGIE SCUM REEEEEE

That would work


 No.119564

>>119560

I need about six bottles of vodka to feel like someone might hire me


 No.119565

>>119564

Like neets running out of the trenches into the wagies gunfire


 No.119566

Wanna get drunk but I got a max appointment at 8:45am tomorrow and a dentist appt right after

Fuck this shit


 No.119567

>>119566

just means more to drink for later

glass half full


 No.119568

>>119553

Yeah I might do a few cooking vids , have a few planned

>>119547

These are bloody good burgers though, never thought I would say it about something so cheap (compared to a restaurant one).

>>119558

They changed it from 6 months to a year recently before wfd


 No.119569

>>119555

Hope things change soon

>>119551

I brought one of those kebab snack packs recently, don't think it was halal though


 No.119570

Anyone got a Friday night NEET party planned?


 No.119571

>>119554

What kind of beer?

>>119566

Is it a health card dentist?

>>119570

I do and am buying supplies tomorrow


 No.119572

>>119570

beer, migo, timtams and ice cream


 No.119573

>>119570

I'm going to masturbate and then go to bed early


 No.119574

>>119571

LAying off carbs and sugar so I drank that pure blonde shit


 No.119575

>>119570

I'm gonna bang some fat chick I met at the pub the other day


 No.119576

>>119575

How did you meet her? Tell us the story please


 No.119577

>>119575

Wear a snorkle incase you get encased by flag


 No.119578

>>119576

I was having lunch at the pub with a mate and went outside for a smoke and she came up and bummed one off me.

Chatted a bit and she offered me her number.

She's pretty fat but not a landwhale and its been a while so I thought fuck it.

Having some drinks with her tomorrow.


 No.119580

>>119433

You MS neet? MS hug sucks huh?

Man tbh I've been increasingly scared I have MS recently, been doing obsessive amounts of research on the internet about it but too scared to go to a neuro atm.

I was thinking though man that you need to get on the best meds possible and that's Lemtrada (alemtuzumab), approved in Australia less than a year ago. There is no point fucking around on drugs that are less effective, you have to live with this disease for the rest of your life and you deserve the absolute best drug - Lemtrada. If I were you I'd research it then make your neuro prescribe you it. It's absolutely essential.

Other thing is you should be trying other things to limit axonal degradation, like mega dosing biotin, taking anti oxidants, vitamin D, and if you can get your hands on some some sodium channel blockers like oxcarbazepine.

worst thing u can possibly do is be off meds because that means the disease is simply eating you alive every minute of every day. get on the best meds possible. lemtrada as an absolute base. if possible i'd combine lemtrada and copaxone for a mega therapy but i doubt ur neuro will let u do that.


 No.119581

>>119580

btw alemztumab is a once a year at maximum therapy, sometimes once every 4 years or so. forget daily injections.


 No.119583

check this out neets

http://www.realestate.com.au/property-residential+land-nsw-ogunbil-201714382

almost 1300 acres for practically nothing, u get a basic home on it too.

i so badly want to buy this and just live there forever in peace. wish i had a spare few hundred grand lying around,.


 No.119584

>>119583

Sounds nice, need to save up the bux


 No.119585

Is girlneet still around? Any news on the dsp? I hear they can make people wait months for it


 No.119586

>>119575

>>119578

Congrats m8. Let us know how it goes.


 No.119587

File: 4b49fd5f8d9809e⋯.jpg (102.01 KB, 720x480, 3:2, sakaki what the fug.jpg)

>>119538

>18 degrees in perth


 No.119588

>>119587

16 in Perth currently


 No.119590

>>119543

Just look it up in the VR section? Yeah it was about $25.


 No.119591

File: 77b77496c5c4ff6⋯.gif (19.99 KB, 387x527, 387:527, shivering lain.gif)

>mfw i have to wake up in this shithole every morning


 No.119592

>>119591

Iktf, I didn't sleep though


 No.119593

Morning NEETs. Might get productive today and make a vid


 No.119594

>>119591

Please don't bully the general


 No.119595

File: 9e9b626aa81a4b2⋯.jpg (45.73 KB, 611x580, 611:580, 14980741_1803318819911235_….jpg)

>>119549

> Also have you guys ever thought of working out, maybe doing bodyweight stuff?

Met that old footballer in St Kilda once, Tommy something. At 43 he started jogging down to the beach, doing situps, pushups etc. 40 years later at 80 or so and the fucker is huge. Massive pecs, biceps. All bodyweight exercises.

>>119570

>Anyone got a Friday night NEET party planned?

Thinking of buying a game on the xbox marketplace. Thats all the excitement Im going to see Friday night.

>>119573

>I'm going to masturbate and then go to bed early

Priorities m8.

>>119575

>I'm gonna bang some fat chick I met at the pub the other day

Neet winning.

>>119580

>I've been increasingly scared I have MS recently,

What makes you think you have it?

- Yesterday I cracked Unity game engine - first crack didnt work - fucking browser hijack malware - have done 4 different type of scans - still there. Any good software to remove this type of shit?


 No.119596

File: ad91005399600cb⋯.gif (88.53 KB, 240x240, 1:1, chiyo_crying.gif)

>>119594

i'm not bullying anybody m8, i'm just sick of this fucking city


 No.119597

Have to go in to cenno to sort out some bullshit that I can't do online

Hope its not packed as shit


 No.119598

>>119596

>i'm not bullying anybody m8, i'm just sick of this fucking city

Which city?


 No.119599

>>119598

Perth, its boring as fuck


 No.119600

>>119599

>Perth, its boring as fuck

Things could be worse - you could live in Melb - filled with SJWs, degenerates, white knights, Somali migrant gangs, ice epidemic and raging unemployment, no jobs. Move to the middle of nowhere Neet. It will do you the world of good.


 No.119601

>>119583

>Couple hundred grand

Have you checked under your bed? Always in the last place you look


 No.119602

>>119595

System restore works sometimes, theres a article somwhere with free software to get rid of that shit


 No.119603

>>119599

That's how us neets like it


 No.119605

>>119599

me too friendo

>>119600

Dunno about that mate, Perth has all of those too


 No.119606

>>119595

>browser hijack malware

Google for relevant file information, start in Safe Mode then delete/edit registry until it's all gone and restart.


 No.119607

>>119595

> fucking browser hijack malware

Probably obvious but have you run malwarebytes ?


 No.119608

>>119607

First thing I ran. Spybot, all the rest of them.

Around 5- or 6 in total.

Still there. Will try rebooting in safe mode and scanning then.


 No.119609

>>119608

Shit, that's a nasty one then

Hope you get it sorted m8


 No.119610

>>119608

Just make sure to back up your cp incase anything goes wrong


 No.119611

>>119601

Are cumsocks really worth that much these days ?


 No.119612

>>119611

Yes, Ive had to downgrade to fapping in an old shirt to save money


 No.119613

>>119612

ACA needs to do a report on this

"How dole cuts are affecting NEETs fapping habits, Aussie sock industry ruined"


 No.119614

>>119605

But hey, its better than living in alice springs where there's literally nothing to do


 No.119616

Just an FYI…

"Centrelink, Medicare and child support staff will walk off the job today over a long-running pay dispute…

The strike is set to take place between 1.30pm and 8.30pm (AEDT).

Customer payments will not be affected by the industrial action, but there will be less staff in service centres and manning the phones, Human Services department boss Hank Jongen says.

He encouraged customers to use online and self-service options during the seven-hour strike."


 No.119617

>>119616

>less staff in service centres and manning the phones

Shit, you mean BOTH their phone people are going on strike ?


 No.119618

File: ad78d704d9d8e1c⋯.jpg (98.49 KB, 838x472, 419:236, sH2XfqYOfmBY.878x0.Z-Z96KY….jpg)

Has anyone played ARK: Survival Evolved?

Any good?

Thinking it might be pretty good in offline single player mode - not building bases only to wake up the next morning to find my fucking base burned down and my animals slaughtered.


 No.119619

>>119616

Dammit I was planning on going instore today.

>>119618

Haven't played it but it is very un-optimised apparently


 No.119620

>>119599

I agree m8, fellow perthian


 No.119621

>>119580

Yus I am. That it does neet, that it does.

Funny, during my appointment on Tuesday I found out the doctor who has been treating me since I was diagnosed suddenly just up and left the hospital, have a Russian woman as my neuro now. She brought up new treatments as well actually so I gave her the spiel my old neuro gave me ("the new treatments are still experimental and might not work for you, we know copaxone works at least"). Brought up the fact that my MRI scans are always getting worse and the fact is that I need something stronger, can't argue with that.

The scan is next Monday at 11am, pity I probably won't be able to get in to see her until like June or July.

Sorry to hear about your concerns though, you should nip it in the bud sooner than later m80


 No.119622

>>119613

Knowing ACA they would report on that


 No.119623

>>119617

Even the one phone they both use will be on strike


 No.119624

>>119621

Does she have big tits?


 No.119625

>>119621

>MS

life doesn't seem so bad after all


 No.119626

>>119616

FUCK maybe this was why I was on hold for 30 mins (gave up) today on the student line.


 No.119627

>>119626

>30 mins

Lol

Need to wait another 2 hours on top of that when they're NOT on strike


 No.119628

>>119626

At wfd theres always 3 people on hold to centrelink and the music is playing out of sync with eachother


 No.119629


 No.119630

>>119627

The boong line is a lot quicker and plays better music i hear


 No.119632

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>119630

>better music

i prefer european classical music


 No.119633

File: 22a4b38db0d32a9⋯.jpg (41.87 KB, 400x396, 100:99, 1410434310345.jpg)

I love how when you call cenno you get these pre-recorded messages about domestic violence and the AFP welfare fraud task-squad mixed in with the classical music


 No.119634

>>119630

I used to call their foreign line and then ask to be transferred over, doesn't work anymore though


 No.119635

>>119633

>we're gonna stop people being criminal scum by telling them they're criminal scum!

Bets on if it was a woman who came up with that idea in a boardroom meeting?


 No.119636

>>119635

Nah, she stole it from Oblivion


 No.119637

>>119632

That music sounds like incest and banging vb bottles together


 No.119638

>>119626

Longest I have had is 2hr 45mins. I just leave the phone on speaker next to me and do other things. Last time was 40mns though.


 No.119640

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest neet of them all?


 No.119641

File: cc17328c73c2b6a⋯.jpg (71.47 KB, 574x863, 574:863, big time.jpg)

>tfw you see hot yr 12 and Uni/TAFE girls while you're coming home from your shopping trip at the normie centre

feels bad man, just seeing girls that are on that level of attractiveness and knowing that you'll never get to experience a woman of that caliber in your entire life.

Something that so many other men have and even if you were to have your shit together with 0 social connections the chance of it happening would be non-existent, compound this with your age and being too old for them and having to settle for 25+ sloppy seconds and it's not a good time

Not even VN btw


 No.119642

>>119641

I'm lucky i live right down the street from the high school so i get to perve on teen bitches all day


 No.119643

Fucking Big W cancelling a whole order of mine because one item went on sale and got taken off their online store. Now I have to wait for the money to go back into my bank and end up waiting even longer.


 No.119645

>>119641

>feels bad man, just seeing girls that are on that level of attractiveness and knowing that you'll never get to experience a woman of that caliber in your entire life.

>Something that so many other men have and even if you were to have your shit together with 0 social connections the chance of it happening would be non-existent, compound this with your age and being too old for them and having to settle for 25+ sloppy seconds and it's not a good time

Fucked heaps of attractive women and girls, though this was before Tinder and the App culture of swiping themselves onto the cock carousel. Those days are long gone - I made good use of my time. This is OldNeet. Feel sorry for you youngNeets.

When I was 17, Was in a r/s with a Uni girl. Used to make her wear her old school uniform when we fucked. Now she is haggard, covered in tattoos and looks like a man.


 No.119646

>>119643

Serves you right for not buying stuff in store like a responsible adult


 No.119647

>>119646

Just where do you think you are


 No.119648

>>119645

Way to rub it in

Have any NEETs tried Tinder? Not that half of us have the required FB to begin with


 No.119650

>>119647

Thought this was the wagie general


 No.119651

>>119648

I thought about trying it once but i knew all I'd ever get is rank bitches


 No.119652

>>119648

>Way to rub it in

>Have any NEETs tried Tinder? Not that half of us have the required FB to begin with

I didnt mention that all the women and girls where complete whores - more than half cheated on me - more than half were crazy as fuck. The only difference I see now is social interaction has gone WAAYYY downhill. Years ago you could walk up to a girl if she gave you the 'look' start chatting and progress from there. These days nobody gives the 'look' Because they have Tinder and 49 Chads on speeddial. Fuck em Neet - just do what you love and life will take care of itself.

On a positive note - got rid of the Malware - Seems Opera had 2 browser extensions fucking things up. Have downloaded all the Unity Game Engine shit, starting learning tomorrow. The Neet game is the first thing I want to build.


 No.119653

>>119652

>The Neet game is the first thing I want to build

You mean Pong with two tendies for paddles and a cheesecake for a ball?


 No.119654

>>119590

I went to muh local Officeworks after seeing it advertised as "In stock" on their website but the cunts don't sell any in store, so I went to Harvey Norman who had plenty of the Kaiser Baas in stock for $34 but I got em to price match the Officeworks price of 24.50. Needless to say I felt preddy gud about myself when I walked out the store. I'll give em a try later


 No.119655

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

http://putlockertv.is/watch-the-assignment-2016-online-free-putlocker.html

This looks ok.

The Assignment.

"Following an ace assassin who is double crossed by gangsters and falls into the hands of rogue surgeon known as The Doctor who turns him into a woman. The hitman now a hitwoman sets out for revenge, aided by a nurse named Johnnie who also has secrets."

>>119653

>>The Neet game is the first thing I want to build

>You mean Pong with two tendies for paddles and a cheesecake for a ball?

You would be surprised. Theres asset scripts to load in Unity so it basically becomes a WYSIWYG game creator. Gone are the days of endless coding, now its assets and drag/drop. Noticed heaps of Appstore games using Game Creator asset software. But, yeah, start off on the basics and go from there.

Still need one of you Neets to make a 3d Neet and a 3d normie character.


 No.119656

Its st patricks day today, all the normies will be out and about drinking


 No.119657

>>119656

Yeah I noticed a group of em walking the streets of the CBD all wearing some form of green apparel, probably in the midst of updating their FB/Instagram pages… I have no idea how their minds work.


 No.119658


 No.119659

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Made a video of me going into MAX today for my appointment, the joondalup one was pretty empty


 No.119660

>>119657

I don't get it either anon, when I was in high school I did an overnight shift at McDonalds on Friday nights and it made me realize how different normies are - they truly are a different creature


 No.119661

>>119659

brave lad


 No.119662

>>119659

>"Looks like someone kicked it .. pretty good"


 No.119663

File: fbf0ced2d862dc6⋯.jpg (495.33 KB, 800x600, 4:3, transcend.jpg)

Grape Fanta and Fruity Lexia tonight.

Pack of curry chips, black and gold bananas for later when I'm drunk.

Vita and then fall asleep to Aphex Twin 85-92.


 No.119664

>>119659

cert for the dole


 No.119665

>>119663

>fruity lexia

MY NIIIIIIGA

a m8 just told me about that the other day. 40 standard drinks for $10. un fucking believable. got absolutely wrecked the other night on it.

magical stuff.


 No.119666

>>119641

>>119642

I just go to the local mall (which has a bus interchange next to it) shortly after high school gets off.

So many fucking cuties. I don't know why they are so beautiful, but they are. Hair done up all cute in pony tails. Perky little tits, nice milky white thighs, round butts.


 No.119667

>>119621

Dude, get on fucking Lemtrada immediately. There's no fucking point in softly, softly with MS. You must, absolutely must, get on Lemtrada or Tysabri. Look both of those drugs up and demand to be on one of them. If your neuro will not put you on one you have to find another neuro.

You mention a relapse pretty much every few months here man. New episodes of optic neuritis, MS hug, various other things. Your MS is out of control and you only have a little while to deal with it. Basically the inflammation associated with MS primes your axons for degradation, so they keep degrading even after the inflammation is brought under control. The earlier you bring the inflammation under control, the less axons primed for degradation you have.

Lemtrada eliminates all relapses and all lesions on the MRI for most people. That doesn't mean it stops the disease. Some inflammation continues that you can't see on an MRI, and axonal degradation as a result of earlier inflammation continues. But it is the absolute strongest and best drug on the market, and leaps and bounds better than shit like Copaxone.

Lemtrada essentially reboots your entire immune system, it's a mild version of stem cell therapy.


 No.119668

>>119665

How new are you?Fruity lexia is a staple in the NEET threads.

Look for Sovereign Point Fruity Lexia, it's 11% alcohol, strongest goon there is I think.


 No.119669

>>119668

A while back I used to live near Swan Valley and there was this old wog bloke that would sell his home brew red wine for $2 a litre, had to bring your own bottles.

This shit was so random though, sometimes it tasted great but was pissweak and other times it'd taste foul but 3 glasses would fuck you up.


 No.119670

>>119666

And just knowing it will never be yours


 No.119672

to live is to suffer


 No.119673

>>119672

Suffering is living for me


 No.119674

>>119673

Is there even a reason to go on?


 No.119675

>>119657

>Yeah I noticed a group of em walking the streets of the CBD all wearing some form of green apparel, probably in the midst of updating their FB/Instagram pages… I have no idea how their minds work.

Take a Neet, remove all intelligence, common sense and reasoning - thats how their minds work.

>>119667

>You mention a relapse pretty much every few months here man. New episodes of optic neuritis, MS hug, various other things.

Not to scare anyone, but when I saw the optic part I remembered - Oldest friend, high school mate died last year from the Optical MS, forget the name - basically he woke up one day and his legs wouldnt work. Eventually he lost most motor control and went 90 percent blind. He would have gotten better if he started eating right, did his walking exercises, took the right drugs etc. He didnt do any of it. Was put in hospital against his will for months - infected bedsore etc. 3 months later he contracts hospital pneumonia and dies in a matter of days. MS isnt to be fucked around with. Its damn serious.

>>119674

>Is there even a reason to go on?

The tides are turning - this fucked up SJW society is getting the boot soon.


 No.119676

Good morneet!

TAFE soon, then the rest of the day off! Whatever shall I do?


 No.119677

>>119675

>The tides are turning - this fucked up SJW society is getting the boot soon.

Hopefully. Can't wait to put these stupid lefties and traitors in their place.

>>119674

There is, technically. But most times I feel little motivation to continue suffering with such a mundane, worthless, depressive existence currently in the hope of something better on the horizion.


 No.119678

>>119676

Morning. I guess you are a semi-NEET with that much spare time.


 No.119679

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>119677

Sometimes I wish I could go back to 2006 back when halfchan /b/ was still good


 No.119680

>>119679

I wish I can go back to the early 2000's and keep living them over and over again. Was a kid at the time, and can see my dad again before he died in 2005. Damn I didn't want these feels this hour of the morning.


 No.119681

>>119680

>I wish I can go back to the early 2000's and keep living them over and over again. Was a kid at the time, and can see my dad again before he died in 2005. Damn I didn't want these feels this hour of the morning.

The 80s were pretty amazing. Apart from the cold war shit and bad fashion, the decade was like the 1950s compared to today. No bullshit whiny SJWs, they would have been laughed at, no helicopter parents, no creche, mothers stayed home and raised kids, Dads went to easy work - could afford a house, car, holidays, etc.

Neet, Im old enough to be your Neet Dad.

You can cal me Pops.


 No.119682

File: fd7770001884597⋯.mp4 (5.24 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 4chan 4evar.mp4)

>>119680

there was a simplicity to early /b/ and 4chan that can't be recaptured, nowadays imageboards have gotten so involved in the actual world and shit and it puts me down, i just wanna talk about cats and anime


 No.119683

>>119681

I wish I grew up then for those reasons you mentioned. Is it possible to feel nostalgic for something I never experienced?

>>119682

Wish I got to experience those as well

>imageboards have gotten so involved in the actual world

There are upsides and downsides to this, meme magic being one of the former.


 No.119684

File: 3456130ec9e3dd1⋯.gif (246.38 KB, 320x240, 4:3, laughing dio.gif)

>>119683

>Wish I got to experience those as well

>Not being on imageboards since 2006


 No.119685

>>119684

Was a youngfag then I am afraid


 No.119686

File: 260ec9b0c43689a⋯.png (30.75 KB, 186x292, 93:146, neetking.png)

>>119659

ENHANCE


 No.119687

>>119682

was a lot less shitposting too, and memes werent this stupid shit that they are nowdays


 No.119688

>>119685

I was too, about 13, but i could handle all that CP and gore


 No.119689

File: 43e31d3f74765ce⋯.jpg (25.61 KB, 320x240, 4:3, goonies-then.jpg)

>>119683

>I wish I grew up then for those reasons you mentioned. Is it possible to feel nostalgic for something I never experienced?

Compared to the 80s, right now we are living in an Orwellian nightmare. So, yeah, even if you never experienced the 80s you know there is something very fucked up about present society. In the 80s we used to get on our bikes at dawn on the weekends, ride around, visit friends houses, no 'playdates' crap, sometimes we would go exploring, then we would come back for lunch or dinner no questions asked. Now is a different time.

25 percent of Uni students have serious mental health problems, no jobs, politicians rorting the system, a culture of SJW bullshit etc.

Even if I didnt live the 80s Id be nostalgic too.


 No.119690

File: f4b5d2a199ebefb⋯.jpg (42.3 KB, 580x599, 580:599, oldb.jpg)

>>119687

>A lot less shitposting

m8, really?


 No.119693

>>119690

thats not shitposting you dopey cunt


 No.119694

>>119693

Sure it may not be today, but back then it was the finest shitposts on the internet


 No.119695

>>119693

>>119694

It looks like a generic twitch chat


 No.119696

>>119681

Im not calling you daddy


 No.119697

>>119686

I walk like a caveman, neet to fix my posture


 No.119698

>>119696

>Im not calling you daddy

You will do as youre told Neet or no Jap anime or tendies for you.


 No.119699

>>119689

Most kids just sit on their ass and ppay nintendo like i did


 No.119701

>>119699

>Most kids just sit on their ass and ppay nintendo like i did

True - The early 90s was the beginning of the end. Parents were fearful of the pedos and such, the media pushed it too. So, you go from kids being able to go out unsupervised and play with their friends to kids inside or in the backyard, combine that with creche/daycare and no real socialization skills learnt - you end up with some problems.


 No.119702

>>119698

Go back to the sofa and watch the footy dad


 No.119703

>>119659

You need to be careful how much personal info ends up online, just a thought.

>>119686

Don't wear this outfit in public for the next month at least, otherwise you might get mugged and sodomised by You Know Who.

>>119676

Morning, why TAFE on a Saturday? Forget to take your lunchbox home yesterday?


 No.119704

>>119702

>Go back to the sofa and watch the footy dad

Go clean your room and no backtalk or youre grounded without internet.


 No.119705

>>119703

I always carry a rape alarm incase john shows up at my house


 No.119707

>>119704

Piss off you old wanker, im 23 yo and don't need your arse to boss me around


 No.119708

Why are Max employment so awful, I had a social worker actually recommend them because she thought they were good.


 No.119709

>>119705

Ha! But you may want to consider wearing a sturdy chastity belt whenever you leave the house. It's better to be safe than to have John inside you.


 No.119710

>>119709

You cunts know talking about john is just going to make him cum back right?


 No.119711

>>119708

>because she recommended them

>she

There's the problem m8, taking advice from a female.


 No.119712

>>119711

she was a surrogate mummy


 No.119713

>>119707

>Piss off you old wanker, im 23 yo and don't need your arse to boss me around

Go to your room and dont come out.

>>119708

>Why are Max employment so awful,

a - they are not qualified, b- they hate their job, and c - they get paid peanuts


 No.119714

File: 6fddd5ed6331271⋯.gif (1023.19 KB, 500x375, 4:3, catdancing.gif)

>>119713

>Go to your room and dont come out

m8 that's what every neet wants to do, not even a punishment


 No.119715

>>119659

nice converse trainers fag.


 No.119716

>>119708

She must secretly hate you


 No.119717

>>119713

>they hate their job

Nah, they're paid to be awful to job-seekers. I'm sure those women thoroughly enjoy berating all the young male NEETs who are unfortunate-enough to find themselves face-to-face with them. But there is a way out, simply follow the Brown Shitted-On Road to Dr Pajeet's office and get a med cert.


 No.119718

>>119675

Sounds like he had neuromyelitis optica, which does often kill you. It's not MS. MS doesn't kill people in general. NMO is very similar to MS but only attacks the spinal cord and optic nerves while MS attacks those and the brain, but at a lower intensity.


 No.119719

Gonna vo out and buy a goon, it's raining outside so im fairly happy right now


 No.119720

>>119701

And in the end those kids became internet pedos

The circle of life


 No.119721

>>119718

>Sounds like he had neuromyelitis optica, which does often kill you. It's not MS. MS doesn't kill people in general. NMO is very similar to MS but only attacks the spinal cord and optic nerves while MS attacks those and the brain, but at a lower intensity.

Yes, thats what he had. He said it was MS-related. They did a brain biopsy on him, keyhole stuff.


 No.119722

>>119721

It's a similar disease to MS, although it's not MS.

NMO doesn't affect the brain, which is nice. But what it does affect, it affects very seriously. Significant disability and often within only a short period of time is common with NMO, whereas with MS it can take 20 years to accumulate any real disability.

But MS eats your brain alive. NMO doesn't do that. If you have controlled NMO I'd say it's better than having MS.


 No.119723

>>119722

>But MS eats your brain alive. NMO doesn't do that. If you have controlled NMO I'd say it's better than having MS

Pretty scary.


 No.119724

>>119719

neets really are like frogs

>>119723

know what else eats your brain?

max employment


 No.119725

File: 4cf1a9965693c1a⋯.jpg (23.4 KB, 301x235, 301:235, thin hair alert.jpg)

fugg I just realised its my birthday in 2 days


 No.119726

>>119725

Family coming over or something?


 No.119727

>>119726

no, I just have no clue what I should do for the day


 No.119728

>>119727

have a day off


 No.119729

>>119724

Don't forget wfd


 No.119730

>>119725

How old you gonna be?

You can have your birthday party at max


 No.119731

>>119729

and aca

minister of health should seriously fund a study to find out the effect aca has on our brains in comparison to drinking a box of goon every day


 No.119732

>>119719

There's a storm a-brewing my way, hope it'll be a big one/the most exciting thing to happen this weekend. No more booze for me as I only ever do bad things when drunk but you enjoy that goon.


 No.119733

>>119732

>Bad things

Like showing your power levels to the wrong people?


 No.119735

>>119725

Time for the yearly reminder of how old you're getting and how little you're progressing


 No.119737

>>119735

My body grows old but my brain gets younger


 No.119738

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Bogun couple screaming next door - she was screaming at him because hes a fucking dropkick. A grade loser.

He gets in his truck that mummy bought him (drug money) and next thing I know shes running after his truck screaming for him to not come back and throws herself on the bonnet. Then he reverses and she is laying down on the road. Older guy comes out of his house to see whats up - guy is fucking huge, ripped. He just watches as she gets up and dickhead leaves the scene in his truck.

Fully expecting him to come back later tonight so I will have Ipad ready to record video. Dollars to Donuts shit will go off tonight and cops will be involved. Again.

Vid is the type of screaming.


 No.119739

File: 173fa2888623a3f⋯.jpg (35.22 KB, 600x600, 1:1, brutal.jpg)

>>119738

>screaming

Bogan-core already a thing yet?


 No.119742

>>119739

>>screaming

>Bogan-core already a thing yet?

If you could cross a Magpies screech with a womans scream, thatd be it.

Her mother is there - heard her on the phone to him telling him to fuck off. Ive been told she is bipolar.


 No.119743


 No.119744

>>119738

I had some bogans arguing across the road earlier today


 No.119745

>>119743

Time to download and never watch


 No.119746

>>119733

By power level do you mean penis?


 No.119749

hey who wants to go over and bully >>>/britfeel/ for having more pakis and more rain than us?


 No.119750

>>119749

Dunno we got a lot of pajeets

Can't be throwing rocks in a glass house


 No.119751

>>119750

They have more though.


 No.119752


 No.119753

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>119742

I tried looking on the internets if there was a thing like that but haven't come up with anything yet which is a shame.

Did find this half-decent Abometal band.


 No.119755

File: c2fa8d5b3fee36d⋯.jpg (43.72 KB, 399x500, 399:500, 1413328309916.jpg)

just had an ambo came by to tell me that my sister is in hospital for whatever reason and is going to have the children dropped off at the house. for fuck sake i only stopped having nightmares about when she was here. this day was going so well, then shit like this happens. i swear it only happens to my family.

no doubt she'll end up staying here to recover and i'll have to clean up fucking everything again


 No.119756

>>119755

kill yourself as a prank to cheer the kids up


 No.119757

>>119755

Poor luck. What right does she have to just dump her kids on you?


 No.119758

>>119757

Look, it's a dog thing to do, but you do need to look after your family. Sure, you can't choose 'em, but leaving your family behind because you lack problem solving skills is refugee-tier


 No.119759

>>119755

>shit like this happens. i swear it only happens to my family.

Sorry to hear. No, its certainly not just your family. I could tell you some tales and I bet half the board could too. Youre not alone m8


 No.119760

File: 664afceaf65b219⋯.jpg (137.39 KB, 602x875, 86:125, varg anime.jpg)

should I listen to varg or my waifu? serious question, ive been holding off 3dpd urges for about two weeks now


 No.119761

>>119755

One day you'll be forced to become their adopted parent, but just think of all the gov bux you'll be entitled to

>Single dad NEET


 No.119762

Fuck it has been cold in Perth lately NEETs. Early winter I guess? I welcome this unexpected weather.


 No.119763

>>119760

Masturbation is fine as we all need an outlet. Just do it every few weeks so it doesn't drain all your energy.


 No.119764

>>119758

I understand that, but NEET's sister should get her shit together. I mean NEET has done loads of taking care of her kids in the past only for more events to happen leading to taking care of them again.


 No.119765

>>119758

>can't choose em

But you can shoot them….while they sleep


 No.119766

File: 7d1dad889b2ecf4⋯.jpg (31.12 KB, 500x378, 250:189, bath.jpg)

>>119760

according to varg your not allowed to use the bathroom


 No.119767

NZNEET still around? I hope he hasn't offed himself ,considering he has to put up with mummybot


 No.119768

>>119766

stop

pissing


 No.119769

>>119767

He's at uni learning about diversity


 No.119771

>>119764

NEET's sister may not be able to get her shit together, sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree

>>119766

>>119768

I guess I shouldn't have posted varg, since it's a meme that is peddled by /intl/'s younger brother, /intg/, on their nofap board.


 No.119772

>>119738

WARNING, YOU ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE BY…

I never once heard that while traversing Brisbane's CBD when I lived there almost 10 years ago. But then again I never ran into nutcase bogans while in the city. When the voice-over started I was half-expecting Robo-cop to come into view.

BTW, does anyone know just what that beta manlet was screaming just before it started screaming "I'm Australian"?


 No.119773

>>119772

>WARNING, YOU ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE BY…

Nothing happened. He didnt come back. There may be a big barney tomorrow or the next day when either he gets his shit and moves out or they continue the circus.


 No.119774

Good eveneet, what are we doing tonight?

>>119760

I find Varg to be disappointingly illogical which I guess makes sense: he's an intelligent guy but he's not particularly well-educated so he has all sorts of misconceptions about the world and the people in it.


 No.119775

>>119774

Playing some Halo, might get to bed early tonight.


 No.119776

>>119774

Drinking cheap scotch, then back to wfd on monday


 No.119777

>>119774

sleeping early for good boy points


 No.119778

File: e639d539e109e42⋯.jpg (94.98 KB, 287x420, 41:60, Train to Busan.jpg)

>>119774

About to watch pic-related, a South Korean zombie apocalypse film. Then a fap while watching "Virtual Reality" porn on muh phone with the Kaiser Baas VR headset that another anon shilled. And then bed probably.


 No.119779

>>119774

I'm jolly after finishing the first Patlabor, then I might force myself to sleep as to avoid cheating on mai waifu


 No.119780

oh and hey, the synthwave link at >>>/mu/ got updated, don't share it w/ normalfags tho or it might get reported


 No.119781

>>119778

I watched that film, it's alright but too many gooks


 No.119782

>>119686

I posted a photo of myself in here ages ago, pretty sure no one remembers


 No.119786

And you don't seem to understand


 No.119787

File: 4e1fde39d25a083⋯.jpg (187.32 KB, 1000x655, 200:131, 4e1fde39d25a083ee76f5560e2….jpg)

>>119786

Learn to use reply please

>Had to do admiral jims captcha when I thought that reply up


 No.119788

>>119787

Jim lol


 No.119789

>>119777

Those numbers don't lie


 No.119790

Centerlink online down again for fucks sake


 No.119791

File: 53872fbd46a66a3⋯.jpg (27.06 KB, 500x357, 500:357, smuglain.jpg)

>>119787

lrn2thewired fgt


 No.119792

File: 3584cb9fe8da687⋯.png (101.02 KB, 960x901, 960:901, 17156118_430021777389806_2….png)

Heres a graphic on the available jobs and the unemployed and underemployed. The official ABS numbers are bullshit. Its double their figures. Also, halve the official job vacancies.

Unemployed - 1.6 million.

Underemployed - 2 million.


 No.119793

>>119762

I wish it were more rainy, but the cold is nice. gave me a bastard of a cold though


 No.119794

>>119792

>job stats from 4th quarter

>employment stats from 1st quarter

Did anybody mention all those seasonal casual spots that pad those numbers?


 No.119795

I wonder what the chances are of centrelink approving my austudy claim within 2 weeks. Because otherwise I'll have to move to part time study and get on Newstart or suspend/withdraw the course altogether


 No.119796

>>119795

Uni or Tafe?


 No.119797

>>119793

Cold gave you a cold lol

>>119792

Yet people will still shout "jus get a job lol!"

Morning NEETs


 No.119798

>>119794

>Did anybody mention all those seasonal casual spots that pad those numbers?

Dont know if any of you have ever done fruit picking etc, but its the worst thing you can ever do - low pay, slave wages, 25 dollars a tonne when I did it. The only one making any money is the guy who was on speed.

>>119797

>Yet people will still shout "jus get a job lol!"

Those people are fucking normie retards who have no idea the state of this country - they get all their opinions from opinion pushing fake newspapers and tv.


 No.119799


 No.119800

>>119799

Uni is gay tbh


 No.119801

>>119798

yeah did fruit picking for a week lol

not the worst on offer imo


 No.119802

>>119800

Depends what you are doing there tbh


 No.119803

I might go to the shops, buy one of those mud cakes and eat it all to myself


 No.119804

>>119798

>Those people are fucking normie retards who have no idea the state of this country - they get all their opinions from opinion pushing fake newspapers and tv.

Spot on m8


 No.119805

>>119797

Morning cobber, it's going to be a nice relaxing Sunday for all.


 No.119806

>>119803

You will become boogieneet


 No.119807

>>119806

I dont eat a lot usually, I just want a cake for some reason

>>119805

Hopefully, need mummybot to go out so I can get some peace


 No.119808

>>119806

We could put him in the outback and have the boongs worship him as a fat NEET god


 No.119809

>>119808

>We could put him in the outback and have the boongs worship him as a fat NEET god

Apocalypse John


 No.119812

>>119811

You should just go gay tbh


 No.119813

>>119812

For what purpose? I've got that joocy poosy and wet mouth to empty my balls in.


 No.119815

>>119811

>Not being a White man and having a harem of nonwhite whores to satisfy your basest needs at a moments notice

I seriously hope you do this. The women are willing


 No.119816

File: 2a1fc656a74a490⋯.jpg (71.25 KB, 600x450, 4:3, absolutelydisgusting.jpg)

>>119813

>fucking pajeet women


 No.119817

>>119815

The brits tried that in the 1800s and look how that worked out for them


 No.119818

>>119811

>>tfw spilling my glorious white seed deep inside a POO in the loo

>>White women are fucking garbage and dont act feminine anymore

Pics, proof m8. You know the drill.


 No.119819

Cachu bant


 No.119823

>>119813

poosy is alright, enjoy your shit smeared cock now get out


 No.119824

>>119811

>all holes lead to anal


 No.119825

>>119824

tbh everything in life leads to shit so that makes sense


 No.119826

>>119825

but anuses are tight and warm, what could be so bad about them


 No.119827

>>119826

They really messed up young virgin neets mental state


 No.119828

I'm hungry as fuck, but its so humid and I'm tired. What doings?

ps. no money until tomorrow and don't have enough for pizza


 No.119829

>>119828

>I'm hungry as fuck, but its so humid and I'm tired. What doings?

>ps. no money until tomorrow and don't have enough for pizza

Make pancakes.


 No.119830

>>119828

>humid

salad


 No.119831

>>119828

I just ate a bunch of rice crackers


 No.119832

>>119828

Have instant noodles with fresh vegetables


 No.119833

>>119832

summer migo

>standard migo

>bit of lettuce

>bean sprouts

>asian basil/mint

>some lemon juice


 No.119834

>>119828

Mummybot made me pork chops (with apple sauce), potatoes, peas, and bok choi in oyster sauce. It was tasty.


 No.119835

>>119828

Best to eat a light cold meal then take a nap. I'm drinking hot coffee as it's fairly cool here atm.


 No.119836

>>119833

Sounds decent but who has those ingredients readily available?

>>119834

Now that sounds like a tasty-as-fuck meal


 No.119837

>>119836

don't have to have the bean sprouts or mint but some boiled mince goes a long way

migo without a bit of lemon should be a crime punishable by death though


 No.119839

>>119838

>Headed off to WA in another month

Fugg. Please stay on your own side of Aus


 No.119842

>>119840

>>119841

uwotm8s


 No.119844

>>119843

I'll tell my mummybot that you're a bully mate


 No.119846

>>119718

>Dr neet

You should get a job as a GP lol, imagine the goon and tendies you could buy on their salary. Even if you knew jackshit about medicine you can't be any worse than a pajeet.


 No.119847

File: acdf344f1250003⋯.jpg (147.45 KB, 810x1080, 3:4, 03_-_QV41AMW.jpg)

File: 01619d2714caf65⋯.jpg (115.89 KB, 1148x838, 574:419, 04_-_bkGpQ8F.jpg)

File: 03a38a8c5c7baa1⋯.jpg (65.03 KB, 864x648, 4:3, 06_-_2MEqUhN.jpg)

File: 2012af819930249⋯.jpg (108.98 KB, 1184x852, 296:213, 18_-_owS7jnt.jpg)

File: 8170acbfbb38af2⋯.jpg (137.24 KB, 960x958, 480:479, 21_-_0LPQRFz.jpg)

How does this make you feel?


 No.119848

>>119847

disgusted


 No.119851

>>119850

6/10 will probably fool a few of the slower neets


 No.119854

>>119853

Jokes on you I stopped taking my meds because going to the pharmacy made me too anxious


 No.119857

>>119850

Hey mate, I've tried to stick up for you each and every time the NEETs here bullied you and treated you unfairly. Exclusionary behavior and social hierarchy enforcement is the way wider society rolls, it can't be avoided IRL, but pop. 300 or below online communities (in general; imageboards specifically) don't need to be like that. They can exist for the benefit of their members.

You're disrupting that and I'd like you to stop. I'm asking you, please, to stop belittling and bullying the NEET gen participants.


 No.119858

>>119857

>You're disrupting that and I'd like you to stop

harsh words there neet


 No.119859

>>119853

>>119853

doesnt matter as long as you reach your goals


 No.119862

>>119815

She worships my cum skin. Feels powerful man.

>>119816

You wouldn't really be able to tell unless it was mentioned.

>>119817

>tfw half brit

>tfw its in muh genes

>>119818

Voyeur pics are coming.

>>119823

u wot? never mixed your chocolate and milk together?

>>119825

>>119826

>>119827

:^)


 No.119863

>>119687

>>119690

You didn't even have to write full sentences, let alone capitalise correctly.

It was pure emotional outburst. Maybe that's the problem, too much paranoid analysis, not enough pure emotion.


 No.119864

>>119847

she isn't a loli

reported


 No.119865

>>119864

stop being a pedophile


 No.119866

>>119850

>>119852

You are a sad, gay pedo fuck with a failing marriage. Remember Jonothan, your kids have brown hair.


 No.119867

>>119857

VN has his dox but refuses to release it to 'protect' him, what a joke.


 No.119868

Enough with faggot though,

What are we up to tonight?


 No.119870

>>119868

Counting down the hours until mummybot leaves tomorrow.


 No.119871

Anyone heard about the centrelink going up tomorrow apparently? heard it on the news


 No.119872

>>119871

I heard it on the news too. Tried to check my payments but surprisingly the app is down.


 No.119873

>>119872

I just missed the segment and can't find any articles about it. I want to know how much more youth allowance I will get, can you find a link pls?


 No.119874

>>119873

I can't find anything either. I only heard bits because I was in another room but I think they said it was just adjusting for inflation


 No.119876

File: 10685382b8337c4⋯.png (523.33 KB, 1022x766, 511:383, osaka-confused.png)

>>119862

>You wouldn't really be able to tell unless it was mentioned.

>tfw spilling my glorious white seed deep inside a POO in the loo

>Implying he didn't mention pajeets


 No.119877


 No.119878

>>119877

I overheard it saying newstart is getting an increase too


 No.119880

File: a91bec0e552838c⋯.png (513.29 KB, 956x720, 239:180, vlcsnap-2017-03-16-14h30m2….png)

>>119876

Has there always been azumanga daioh poster or am i losing my marbles?

I was once on a interstate bus in Sydney and an Asian was watching azumanga daioh on his laptop. It was an incredibly surreal experience. I always get this strange feeling when i see internet things in reality. Like the forth wall is breaking.


 No.119883

>>119876

>anime posters

>retarded

not surprised


 No.119884

File: 119a9604aa6543b⋯.jpg (11.42 KB, 400x400, 1:1, costanza.jpg)

>>119883

>Denying his love of pajeets now


 No.119886


 No.119888

>>119887

Is it worth the offspring tho?


 No.119889

>>119887

Stay butthurt the only pussy you can get is a shitskin pajeet faggot. I'd rather remain a virgin than dick an ugly pajeet you degenerate.


 No.119890

>>119883

>>119886

>>119889

Cranky neets tonight.


 No.119891

>>119887

>>119890

And you have done nothing but call us 'butthurt virgins' for disapproving of your miscegenation. kys


 No.119892

>>119887

Stop

Being a faggot


 No.119893

>>119891

You have mistaken me for >>119887


 No.119894

>>119893

sorry then m8


 No.119895

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Look at her face. Look at how evil this Jew looks. I can just imagine her face looking like that as she watches goys die in their millions.

Jews are evil, awful, inhuman, soulless creatures.


 No.119896

File: 4ae2d8ea07089c7⋯.jpg (184.24 KB, 1638x1638, 1:1, Scarlett-Johansson-Speech-….jpg)

File: 87c997426ff410f⋯.jpg (154.7 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, the-best-from-past-scarlet….jpg)

>>119895

I agree. They age very poorly, even the ones which are a bit attractive when they were younger. For example, (2004 vs 2017) Scarlett Johansson: The effects of Feminism and 13 years, plus being Half Jewish I think. (Her Father was Danish and mother Ashkenazi)


 No.119898

>>119895

Don't talk shit about muh Regina


 No.119899

>>119898

She's one of the most awful evil Jews I've seen before. The stone cold, soulless look she has really jars me, not to mention the fucked up lyrics in her songs.

Kill that bitch.

>>119896

Yeah, ScarJo is pretty trashy looking. She's only slightly cute because of that half Danish heritage. Jews are hideous creatures.


 No.119901

>>119899

do they even have any sandnigger dna in them?


 No.119902

>>119895

oy vey neets


 No.119903

Any of you NEETs going to get a flushot? heavily considering it this year.


 No.119906

>>119903

pretty sure i had one sometime when i was a kid

wouldn't even be mad if i cought flu as an adult, truth be told, don't really care either way


 No.119908

>>119901

Jews are sand niggers. Why are you hiding youtbflag?


 No.119909

>>119906

mate you gotta get em every flu season, its not like the kid vaccines from the diseases and shit


 No.119910

>>119908

torposter


 No.119911

File: 9e2ed55290343b3⋯.jpg (41.57 KB, 590x588, 295:294, 385562_1.jpg)

I see that last night FagNeet posted - groooaaann Pic related. Someone shop FNs head on this.

>>119903

>Any of you NEETs going to get a flushot? heavily considering it this year.

I keep hearing the flushots dont do shit and the ones who do get them end up with worse flu than those who dont. Not sure. Never had a flushot.


 No.119912

Morning NEETs


 No.119913

File: 078c05a726d8597⋯.jpg (7.18 KB, 249x243, 83:81, 1398603154165.jpg)

>>119912

ohayogozaimasu!!!!!


 No.119914

>>119913

and a ching chong nip nong to you too m8


 No.119915

>>119913

>>119914

Today I will be venturing out to fetch a $5 pizza while mummy is out


 No.119916

>>119915

make sure to skip there and be as obnoxiously happy as you can be


 No.119917

File: 8d2f4cec15c6229⋯.jpg (99.84 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1485929501783.jpg)

>>119912

Good morning neets. Moms is out doing the shopping so i can relax. Weather is excellent: cloudy, windy and a sometimes rainy.

>>119915

What kind of pizza?


 No.119918

>>119916

Hard to skip in a car, well I can corner fast and lift one tire up though lol


 No.119919

>>119917

I am limited to the value range for the deal, so it might have to be a basic pepperoni one or something else. Not bad for 5$ though.

Winter is here and I love it tbh.


 No.119920

>>119919

I've decided to start eating right again so no more pizzas for me. But if i were you, i'd get pineapple.


 No.119921

>>119918

noice

you can skip when you're out of your car though


 No.119922

>>119921

Yeah good point

>>119920

That's pretty nice. I have been skipping a lot of meals lately because depression


 No.119923

>>119922

Sometimes i forget to eat. What are you depressed about m8? If you don't mind my asking.


 No.119924


 No.119926

>>119880

I remember some guy posting about it around when I watched it last year. That was probably around August

tbh it's overhyped as far as the cute girls doing cute things genre goes. Maybe a bit of a pioneer for the current moe era but still.


 No.119927

>>119911

>I keep hearing the flushots dont do shit and the ones who do get them end up with worse flu than those who dont. Not sure. Never had a flushot.

Yeah thats what im worried about, dont want to get jabbed with a needle if it just makes me feel more sick


 No.119928

>>119927

flu shots infect you with a benign version of the flu so you don't get the flu as badly later on (if it works)

it's basically virus cucking on a microscopic level


 No.119929

>>119926

>pioneer

that was lucky star


 No.119930

File: 1eddbd3bebada6f⋯.png (395.11 KB, 557x795, 557:795, fb0dff30c80bd01f4140ff5e39….png)

>>119926

I remember when i flipped to sbs once and k-on was on. Dubbed. I laughed, then cried.

>>119929

God how long ago did that air.


 No.119931

>>119930

early 00's, so almost one and a half decades old


 No.119932

>>119929

Azumanga was like half a decade before Lucky Star

>>119930

K-On airs on abc3 as well. I think Madoka does too for some reason


 No.119934

File: 224f9714654eae7⋯.jpg (245.43 KB, 645x626, 645:626, feels on wheels.jpg)

Hey cunts, I took my first PT session this morning. At one stage I thought the chick was going to have a heart attack but she didn't die on my watch so I'll count today as a success. Feels good.

>>119867

>AN gets doxxed and NEETs order Dominos to his house

>BO is itching for a hit of heroin so he crawls out of bed, puts on his uniform and takes the delivery to make some money

>"Ten BBC Meatlovers and a fanta, that'll be $80 plus tip"

>AN refuses to pay

>BO, his hopes of scoring heroin fading, flies into a rage and beats AN to death with a stick of garlic bread

>the ensuing federal investigation uncovers /aus/ in BO's browsing history and we all get our neetbux cut

Doxxing AN would put us all at risk. Seriously though, everyone here has a shitload of personal issues and I'd like to see this place build NEETs up.


 No.119936

>>119932

yeah but azumanga fits more into a gag manga than lucky star which is arguably pure unadulterated moetrash

>>119934

>I'd like to see this place build NEETs up

honestly cesspools like this probably make things worse by distracting people like us who need professional help from getting it but i'll be damned if it isn't comfy


 No.119937

File: 85c6a9406befe74⋯.jpg (35.79 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1473888052106.jpg)

>>119934

> Seriously though, everyone here has a shitload of personal issues and I'd like to see this place build NEETs up.

Honestly, I dont know whats going on anymore. I think AN posts on here every day and pretends to be one of us by not talking faggotry.


 No.119938

>>119936

This place isn't all bad though. It can be dangerous if you let yourself believe the echo chamber but it can be a great place to vent. Being unemployed is a massive stigma in society and very few places allow you to complain like you can here.


 No.119940

>>119938

> the echo chamber

No, i dont see it as such - can you elaborate?


 No.119941

>>119940

well, i can understand what he's saying in two parts specific to this general

>worshiping neet culture as anything but degenerate

>delusions of superiority for being above neetliness


 No.119943

>>119941

>well, i can understand what he's saying in two parts specific to this general

>>worshiping neet culture as anything but degenerate

>>delusions of superiority for being above neetliness

Ok, I can see your points, but -

1- "worshipping Neet culture' - most of what we say is def 'tounge-in cheek', might be lost on the younger Neets this expression, but the vast majority of us dont like being Neet, are unable to get out of the situation, nearly all through no fault of our own - so we make light of it and joke around.

2- "delusions of superiority" - Understand where youre coming from, but if you really take a step back and look at present society from a distance you will soon see wagecucking in its present form is the most ridiculous thing ever. In the 50s-7-s, even 80s it was worth it - enough to support a family, buy a house - holidays, one or two cars, luxuries etc. Now, most wagecucks are more broke than Neets after they pay rent/bills. Historicaly,we are in something similar to just before the fall of Rome.


 No.119944

>>119943

People taking joking around seriously is a pretty big problem on chans


 No.119945

>>119943

you're on point but it all comes down to >>119944

doesn't mean we should ever stop doing it for the lulz though


 No.119946

>>119944

>People taking joking around seriously is a pretty big problem on chans

If you cant tell the difference then something is seriously wrong - some form of emotional/cognitive arrested development.


 No.119947

>>119946

single mums, tap water, soy, yadda yadda


 No.119948

>>119941

'NEET' culture can be anything, the beauty of neet-lyf is that you are your own master 99% of the time.

You can build your body and mind and put priority on activities that you find fulfilling. That requires making a financial trade-off but life is full of choices and I don't buy the argument that you're missing out by being NEET.

NEETs are superior, or at least they have the potential to be superior.


 No.119949

>>119943

GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.119950

>>119948

being a neet is like being self-employed except you make no money all of the time


 No.119951

File: c4d8b408471fdf1⋯.png (166.77 KB, 650x428, 325:214, ouch.PNG)

>>119946

>>119944

Ignorance is Americas #1 export. Normal's cannot appraise the legitimacy of information properly so they do what is more convenient: Pick a side and stay in the echo chamber. The divisions are profitable and it's entertaining.

>>119943

>Historicaly,we are in something similar to just before the fall of Rome

I too am looking forward to the prolapse collapse of the great burger empire.


 No.119954

>>119950

Also you don't have to do any work


 No.119955

>>119948

Most of the time you miss out socially which can lead to lots of mental issues.


 No.119957

Who here /bananasmoothie/?


 No.119958

>>119957

I only have one banana so not me


 No.119959

>>119951

>I too am looking forward to the prolapse collapse of the great burger empire.

Wont be long now. In a couple of years we will have 100 unemployed to every job instead of 50 or so. The greedy have ripped off everyone everywhere. The populism movement is vainly being quashed by the useful idiot puppets as some form of 'hate movement', nazis etc.


 No.119960

File: 468f1d234033f43⋯.jpg (137.06 KB, 640x480, 4:3, nationalosakaism.jpg)

>>119926

I've been here since like summer 2016 m80, the azumanga girls just come naturally

>>119936

>azumanga fits more into a gag manga than lucky star which is arguably pure unadulterated moetrash

this, Azumanga isn't just school girls being cute for 22 minutes with no substance, it's so simple yet so great


 No.119962

>>119960

What's your opinion on Nichijou?


 No.119963

File: 34ba0f869beb68c⋯.jpg (82.91 KB, 720x540, 4:3, depressedlain.jpg)

>>119962

It's alright, i'm more into weird shit like SEL tho


 No.119964

File: 10db8693d4d5dc3⋯.gif (398.04 KB, 720x715, 144:143, 10db8693d4d5dc31f76bdea0f7….gif)

>>119862

>tfw I always got on better with asian and indian girls

Now is not the time to be reminded of my ex girlfriend.


 No.119965

>>119963

Steins;Gate?


 No.119968

>>119964

>Now is not the time to be reminded of my ex girlfriend.

Spill Neet. Did you meet her playing WOW, fly her over from Japan and find a hideously ugly snaggletooth at the airport?


 No.119969

What is a mental health care plan? What do you do in it?


 No.119970

>>119965

steins;gate seems pretty normie


 No.119971

>>119923

A lot of things really. I accidentally fell asleep and just woke up so, there goes my shot at getting the pizza. :/

>>119938

>>119941

>>119943

> but the vast majority of us dont like being Neet

I like being a NEET because in todays society there is no point working, because there is a lack of jobs and I will never be able to afford my own home without a 30 year loan. Why bother?

>delusions of superiority for being above neetliness

Because they are somewhat justified.There is no point working in 2017 with the way things are. Just a waste of time, so what, you can have more useless money to waste on shit? You will never afford your own house, never get married because the hookup culture and most women are utter shit thanks to various factors. Our country is being sold out from under us, and the government wants to replace us with asians/pajeets/niggers. And no-one really cares, until it is too late.


 No.119972

>>119934

Bullshit story. Doxing him would make him fuck off and stop coming back here permanently. Don't defend him. No matter how many times BO bans the unwanted fuck he will just change his IP and keep coming back and abusing NEETs.


 No.119973

>>119950

I save most of my bux though.

>>119944

If you think >>119943 is just joking around, you have no clue. There is no point working, none really. Unless it is a super high paying job where you can pay off a mortgage in a reasonable time frame. NEET life is superior to wagecucking, and they are cutting penalty rates further, poor wagecucks.

>>119947

You say that if those are all 'tinfoil conspiracy theories' and not a valid theory?

>>119938

>echo chamber

Are you the guy who tried shilling WFD in here ages ago and was BTFO?


 No.119974

>>119968

Dated a Korean girl who had moved to Perth with her family for 9 months. Met her at a bus stop, I think it was outside Whitfords shopping center.

I lost interest in her because I knew that I wouldn't be able to handle the stress of living up to standards. This was before I became a NEET towards the end of highschool.


 No.119975

>>119969

Its what your Doctor gives you, its pretty much a voucher for 10 visits to the psychologist they refer you to. It's not a plan as in having to do stuff, but funding for the gov sort of plan.


 No.119976

2 girls in my uni classes are absolute THIGHZILLAS

Literally can't concentrate when I saw them today

Huge pale thighs

Anyway, anyone want to know my secret method to meeting new uni girls? in a congruent fashion?


 No.119979

>tfw stopped going out because anxiety

>tfw feel myself get worse as each day passes

wewlad its a feedback loop alright


 No.119980

>>119976

What do you study? Do they have big asses of just thighs? And tell us anon not that it's probably of much use to any of us


 No.119981

>>119979

I remember I went 40 days without leaving the house back when I was in high school kek

Thankfully first day back I had 2 hours sleep and was so tired no fucks could be given, if anxiety is a problem for you anon my advice would be to just get really tired then go outside and you just won't care

I find if I get 2-3 hours of sleep I feel like dogshit but I'm very low inhibition, might be what you need - exercise is another but probably not as much to the same extent and if anything the endorphins could make you spergish


 No.119983

>>119973

>You say that if those are all 'tinfoil conspiracy theories' and not a valid theory?

tongue in cheek m8


 No.119984

Got fucked up Saturday night and slept for 24 hours, news phone came today got one of those xiaomi mi max ones someone posted a while ago so now I shit post in bed.

Have I missed anything good?


 No.119985

>>119979

When I was a teenager I did that for years. Don't let yourself slip that far. Being able to go outside is important and feeling trapped leads to suicide.


 No.119986

>>119973

>I save most of my bux though.

And how do you manage that? Does your mother cover most of the bills?


 No.119987

>>119969

You basically answer a serious of questions so they can work out how depressed you are. Then they give you psych visits. It gets reviewed at certain points, which entails them making you do the same thing and comparing.


 No.119989

>>119981

I find being annoyed works too. It's difficult to be pissed off and anxious at the same time


 No.119990

>>119987

Psych as in psychologist or psychiatrist? Will I get prescribed meds? I really can't be stuffed to talking to a psychologist as I have been to one when I was a kid for other reasons and it didnt help at all.


 No.119991

>>119984

>slept for 24 hours

How is this even possible? Most I've ever slept is 15 hours.


 No.119995

>>119991

I got really drunk


 No.119996

File: 92fa3fa62906ad9⋯.png (13.1 KB, 796x885, 796:885, ss (2017-03-20 at 10.39.54….png)

>this is the world we live in


 No.119998

>>119990

Almost certainly psychologist unless you need a psychiatrist to prescribe you something. You can make your own decisions dude!


 No.120000

>>119996

>No "male/feminine"

Disgusting


 No.120002

>>119996

What the hell were you filling out?


 No.120003

>>119996

And it's only going to get worse from here.


 No.120005


 No.120006

>>119943

>doesn't want to be a neet

REE I actually like being a neet because I cant tolerate normies without wanting to kill them or myself.


 No.120007

just got 900 autismbuxs deposited in my bank, thanks wagecucks


 No.120009

File: a3c4f2734500c8a⋯.gif (1009.93 KB, 500x374, 250:187, tmp_8759-df715ba14e8691590….gif)

Do any of you study? I have been buying maths textbooks and working through them. Don't really know where it could lead.


 No.120010

>>120009

I have been studying car stuff. I just find it interesting the complexity of various systems. I was shit at maths at school so I should probably study that.


 No.120011

>>120007

I am applying for dsp


 No.120012

File: a9454665d5be93f⋯.jpg (13.17 KB, 255x211, 255:211, tmp_8759-a9454665d5be93f9c….jpg)

I see NEETs as modern day monks tbh. Anyone else?


 No.120013

>>120011

Good luck.


 No.120014

>>120012

Depends on what you do with your spare time.

>>120010

>I have been studying car stuff.

Like?


 No.120015

>>120011

Good luck mate, just remember, if you get denied you're allowed to appeal it. A lot more appeals go through than first claims.


 No.120016

>>120013

Hopefully all goes well.

>>120014

Been studying differentials and variable valve timing systems. I might get into fixing electrics more as a few are broken on my car, the latter are just curious interests into the operation of those systems.

>>120015

I have my psych to back me up with evidence so hopefully.


 No.120017

File: b2d18eaae1d2a27⋯.jpg (35.61 KB, 592x625, 592:625, chef.jpg)

>>120016

>diffs

Magic, especially those Torsen ones.

>vvti

Neato but going to become obsolete if electronic valve technology is going to get more popular.


 No.120018

File: 047a2e3e645dfd8⋯.jpg (133.54 KB, 788x1000, 197:250, 1452808941591.jpg)

>>119970

>steins;gate seems pretty normie

Im a Titor buff, peeps keep saying Steins Gate uses his character or something. Might watch it one day.

>>119971

>I like being a NEET because in todays society there is no point working, because there is a lack of jobs and I will never be able to afford my own home without a 30 year loan. Why bother?

I should have worded that better when I wrote it - Your additional comment sums it up perfectly - I think most of us would rather not being Neet, meaning - If we had decent job opportunities, decent wages, the ability to buy a house etc, then we would do it in a heartbeat - like you say - presently, its just not worth it. Maybe a math Neet can do the numbers - but an average wagie has very, very little disposable income after rent/bills etc. If this were the early 70s - 98 percent of us could take our pick of jobs - literally walk in - boom, hired, - yep, training on the job. But, that boat has sailed sadly.

>>119972

> No matter how many times BO bans the unwanted fuck he will just change his IP and keep coming back and abusing NEETs.

I noticed 2 messages had been deleted. What did the asscancer FN say this time?

>>119973

>If you think >>119943 (You) is just joking around, you have no clue.

That was in reference to glorifying 'Neet culture'. Read the original again.

>>119996

>>this is the world we live in

Watched a Gamespot? review of Mass Effect Andromeda last night - reviewer refers to a character as male character as "son/daughter of -" Fucking SJW shit in game reviews now.

>>120003

>And it's only going to get worse from here.

Much, much worse. Study the fall of Rome or any other society/culture in its death throes - feminine attitudes and laws destroy the cultures from the inside like a cancer.


 No.120019

>>120018

>Im a Titor buff, peeps keep saying Steins Gate uses his character or something.

It's a key plot point that goes with the whole time travel thing.


 No.120020

File: 6a86ef370a45a8f⋯.png (25.74 KB, 364x280, 13:10, bissbottletechnique.png)

>>120018

There is nothing more disgusting than deliberately creating a nuclear family, a monument to your ego and damning evidence that you're a culture-slave.

>let's bring two human beans into this world and make them suffer

>nah don't worry about getting a job, waifu, this financial growth will surely continue forever and I'll always be able to support you


 No.120021

>>119970

What makes you say that? From memory, the MC is painfully un-normie.


 No.120022

File: 450f0973c9941b1⋯.png (96.37 KB, 396x385, 36:35, ea4.png)

>>120021

'Painfully' un-normie? Painfully?

You've got a lot of explaining to do, "NEET".


 No.120023

File: 3f8b172ef4a5d64⋯.jpg (94.04 KB, 620x826, 310:413, 1414111938514.jpg)

>>120019

>>Im a Titor buff, peeps keep saying Steins Gate uses his character or something.

>It's a key plot point that goes with the whole time travel thing.

Is it worth watching?

>>120020

>There is nothing more disgusting than deliberately creating a nuclear family, a monument to your ego and damning evidence that you're a culture-slave.

Ok, youve got a point. - Presently, the elite/gov have made it virtually impssible to create a nuclear family, for westerners anyway - the shitskins and migrants are being paid to breed rapidly - But - The nuclear family is the glue that holds civilised society together - without it theres total chaos and degeneration - which is exactly whats happening now. Civilised society only came about as a direct consequence of the nuclear family/pair bonding. Now women have turned into whores and society is praising this to the detriment and eventual collapse of the society itself.


 No.120024

File: c0010fe604ee9ed⋯.jpg (170.88 KB, 785x442, 785:442, f1ff99a0-02ef-4141-8e98-06….jpg)

Unity Game Engine - found this Survival Template Asset Kit. Developer abandoned it. Thinking of using either this or a kickass Ultimate Survival Kit to make a Survival/crafting game. Have been looking into all these Survival Games, RUST, 7 days to die and they seem to be all built with Unity and these shitty prefab kits. Those games are raking in millions. Does anyone have any 3D modelling or Unity experience? I think we could make a much better game than those shits. 99 percent of the game construction is using plug and play 'assets'. No real coding required. Have downloaded Ultimate FPS, Gaia Terrain, spooky kits, Zombies, bears, african animals etc. Going to get the plug/play multiplayer/server asset, login asset/inventory/crafting asset.


 No.120025

>>120021

it's geeky in the same sense big bang theory is geeky


 No.120026

>>120024

You're doing the same thing I did when I tried to make a hobby of music production: planning everything out and stressing over perfection when you don't have the experience to make anything competently.

Stop planning, pick up a package and start creating a game. It will be shit, that is to be expected. You will realize very quickly that your ideas can't be implemented with your current skillset. There will be shitty alternatives which are workable but that violate the integrity of the game in your mind. Use them anyway.

The best way to become good at something is to do that thing. In the context of music production that means arranging, mixing, finishing and uploading full-length tracks. When you're making vidya it will be planning a game within the constraints of your skill and the available tools and then actually making the thing from beginning to end, processing it into a nice neat executable, creating a torrent and seedbox and marketing it, probably on reddit.

I'm sorry if this comes across as a bit condescending. Nobody ever taught me how to learn so I don't naturally think about skill acquisition in these terms.


 No.120027

>>120020

You are assuming that they would suffer if they are born, in today's climate yes. In ideal economic conditions the nuclear family is just, I disagree with the classification of "monument to your ego and damning evidence that you're a culture-slave" , it only would be if you undertook an effort to create such a family if you knew consciously the conditions were not ideal, leading to suffering of the children. You assumed people suffer as soon as they exist, untrue


 No.120028

>>120018

NEET culture is to be worshipped in today's society unironically, because it is only logical, viable route to take, because working makes no sense, even more so as working and paying taxes supporting a government that works against your best interests, and will continue to do so unless someone I ideologicalcally agree with is put into power, then I would have no problem working to support a government, I support, and make possible provisions to make employment and job attainment easier.


 No.120029

>>120009

A high school diploma


 No.120031

morning neets


 No.120032

>>120031

morning


 No.120033

>>120031

How's it going? Feeling pretty comfy this morning


 No.120034

>>120033

Another day another wfd


 No.120036

File: a6ac9920407ca14⋯.jpg (21.94 KB, 300x212, 75:53, broken-family.jpg)

>>120026

>Stop planning, pick up a package and start creating a game

Already have started the 2d tutorial that creates a simple game, but good advice regardless. Hats off to you for music production - that looks pretty damn complex.

>>120028

>NEET culture is to be worshipped in today's society unironically, because it is only logical, viable route to take, because working makes no sense, even more so as working and paying taxes supporting a government that works against your best interests

Well said. At this stage 2 parents in the nuclear family has to work full time, put young kids, toddlers in day care - which really fucks up most of them, then after both slaving away all day in meaningless jobs to make someone else wealthy - they come home, barely manage to pay bills/mortgage/rent and put expensive food on the table. All the while they have no real time together as a 'family' to bond.

This literally sounds like a master/slave relationship.


 No.120037

>>120033

Might drag myself to the shops.

>>120036

>Well said. At this stage 2 parents in the nuclear family has to work full time, put young kids, toddlers in day care - which really fucks up most of them, then after both slaving away all day in meaningless jobs to make someone else wealthy - they come home, barely manage to pay bills/mortgage/rent and put expensive food on the table. All the while they have no real time together as a 'family' to bond. This literally sounds like a master/slave relationship.

Couldn't put it any better


 No.120038

Nice rain in Perth shame I gotta be at wfd


 No.120039

>>119998

>You can make your own decisions dude!

>implying theses cunts can think on their own


 No.120040

File: 7732ddf9eefd27b⋯.jpg (1.79 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 2017-03-21 12.04.03.jpg)


 No.120041

>>120038

>>120040

Yeah nice rain

>>120039

No need to be a cunt fuckwit.

>>119990

Both and yes meds, all free under gov. dept. of mental health, get a gp referral.


 No.120042

>>120038

Poor NEET. Are you eventually going to stop doing it?


 No.120044

>>120041

(Not the guy you're responding to)

I got referred to a specialist psychologist place in Sydney, and after the medicare rebate the 1 hour appointments cost about $150 each


 No.120046

>>120042

There was almost a fight yesterday between these two cunts but the supervisor broke it up


 No.120048

>>120044

There are free government ones but you need a GP referral, not 100% sure if NSW has them but WA does, department of mental health, good stuff and 100% free


 No.120049

>>120046

Should have filmed it if their was a brawl, could sell the video to some shit news company


 No.120050

>>120031

Good afternoon, last night just before bed I was thinking about how a few of you NEETs were going to work on a NEET manual or similar? Is that still in the works? I reckon it could be helpful especially to lift moods and/or build motivation to actually achieve things instead of just letting all the free time we have slip away. IDK mangs, I just don't want this year to be another empty chapter of my life…


 No.120051

File: 7aa29a19ee2662e⋯.jpg (55.05 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1310979762351.jpg)

>>120050

>a few of you NEETs were going to work

where do you think you are


 No.120054

>got one of those xiaomi mi max

The specs look pretty damn good, how much did you pay for it?


 No.120055

>>120051

Working to further the NEET , so other NEETs don't

>>120050

Yeah I think nzneet was tendering the idea, am interested but we need a way of uploading it, amending it etc, I just installed libreoffice, might do up a "list" of things the manifesto should contain. There might be one already


 No.120056

File: fef5d53b8e77ebb⋯.png (149.18 KB, 455x500, 91:100, 15994.png)

NEETs, I need a new mouse. Recommendations? I'm currently using a Logitech G500, but it's registering phantom left clicks.


 No.120057

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Have some music m80s


 No.120058

>>120057

Not what I'd usually listen to but odly comfy


 No.120059

File: 5bb522292f37fdc⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG_20170321_151819_HDR.jpg)

Wfd In full swing


 No.120060

>>120054

About 280


 No.120061

>>120059

Recon if they have hi vis on people will think they are a tradie? Kek

>>120058

Ikr. Only found this song a few weeks ago


 No.120062

>>120056

G400s/Zowie FK.


 No.120063

Psych appointment tomorrow, hopefully a quick one


 No.120066

>>120056

>registering phantom left clicks.

Do you have another mouse you can test with? Should do a virus scan if the other mouse does it, reminds me I haven't done a scan in a while


 No.120067

>>120056

personally I had to try a few mouses until i found one which felt comfortable

the comfort is the main thing imo, for your hand


 No.120069

>>120060

I remember the discussion about that phone from a few generals back, and if that anon is still with us I'd like to know if the phone is still performing alright and if there were any issues (software/hardware, if any).

Can you please provide the link to where you bought it?


 No.120070

>>120036

>>120037

How do we make non-abusive nuclear family w/ non-incestual family bonding cheap again?


 No.120071


 No.120072

File: 886b734b483576a⋯.png (52.78 KB, 420x419, 420:419, Only 9.99 USD.png)

>>120056

How long have you had the G500?


 No.120073

>>120038

Rain in Perth seems to make everyone drive like retards, saw a car get tboned by a skidding car just outside my house today.


 No.120074

>>120073

Rain everywhere makes people drive like retards. A few drops of water fall out of the sky and suddenly everyone forgets how to operate their vehicle properly.


 No.120075

>>120073

Good thing I didn't take my tin can out today lol


 No.120076

got drnk today

centrelink giving me anxiety

8 drinsk so far

economic collapse soon


 No.120077

>>120012

Monks dedicate their entire lives to something, neets are lose because their life has no cause

I guess monks are basically max level neets. Free from all the worldly neet burdens and temptationd


 No.120078

>>120076

And they say neets can't into art


 No.120079

>>120071

Thanks, I've never had a dual-sim phone or one with a non-removable battery though. You have to root the phone to get an English ROM on there, right? Which voids the warranty (if any?) so if the battery unexpectedly fucks-up you'll have to buy a whole new phone? Also, do you know if the 4G capability of the phone is reliant on a particular SIM-card-slot?


 No.120080

File: ba3a4f22c8c3779⋯.jpg (25.66 KB, 544x403, 544:403, goose on fire lol.jpg)

Should I go back to uni next semester to avoid work for the dole?

Probably applied for over 1500 jobs last few months with only callback and interview. 3 year of no employment even though I was studying probably results in my resume getting vetted by every HR cunt.

So grim. I have zero friends in perth. Might have to move back home.


 No.120081

>>120080

WFD only happens after 6 months right? Does one semester of uni reset it?

I went to uni to avoid WFD and those other activity requirements. Kept with it past the first semester though because I picked something I actually find interesting.


 No.120082

>>120081

>>120081

>WFD only happens after 6 months right? Does one semester of uni reset it?

I'm not 100% sure but I was under the impression that if you started studying or doing training you got exemption from wfd.


 No.120083

>>120082

only if you do more than 15 hours a week


 No.120084

>>120076

Waiting for the cut off sms?


 No.120085

>>120079

I've only had it for a day, it's in English and the battery lasts for ages


 No.120086

>>120080

Avoid wfd at all costs


 No.120087

File: 0e8290ec120f4a0⋯.jpg (4.19 KB, 307x164, 307:164, glass barbie.jpg)

any of you blokes done meth?

what's it like?


 No.120088

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>>120086

How bad is it?

I imagine it's like waiting in centrelink with the foulest dole scum but worse. Sure there would be some alright blokes there.


 No.120089

>>120087

Most of the times that I've done it gives me fucked up thoughts


 No.120090

>>120088

Nah its full shit, 90% of people there are duck heads. It will destroy you


 No.120091

>>120085

Interdasting, are there any Chinese apps on there at all like it says on eGlobal site? Did it come with anything else besides the standard accessories such as a charger? I do appreciate your feedback btw.


 No.120092

>>120084

no i get certs

not sure if certs can last forever tho?

I have some "employment services assessment" bullshit interview, not sure what thats about


 No.120094

>>120091

Use your own charge since the charger they give you is chinese (comes with a converter for aus chargers), you need to make an account with the mi apps which I havn't done yet but apparently their ok. Check this reviews here http://www.androidauthority.com/xiaomi-mi-max-review-697812/ then the comments, most people don't have anything abd to say about them


 No.120095

>>120094

>>120091

Try and buy a case with it because you won't be able to find one locally, tired about 3 of those gook stalls in the shopping centres that sell phone cases and phone repairs and they had nothing for it


 No.120096

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right, so. sisters kid were over for barely a night, but my headset managed to get broken in the time that they were at the house. cooked dinner for them (massive waste since they didn't eat half of it and i was hungry as fuck and could've easily eaten 3 bowls). mum had a sperg out session about sister and is now suffering from miscellaneous chest pains since. get this though, my sister had a fucking miscarriage but she didn't even look worried. went into surgery overnight and got things fixed, then came back to the house on the night and picked up the kids and left. i guess the last time she was here left an impression that she's not welcome, but holy shit the lack of care was troubling. though, she did end up aborting the baby of some beta derro thats now in jail so probably the lack of concern and care for life already existed.

i decided not to write about this days earlier since this entire thing was boring and just plain depressing, and also because im a lazy NEET. thinking back and now looking forward on my life, it kind of motivates me to become ultra-wagie business pro millionaire just so i can get away from my family and not have to interact with them in the future. every other side of my family is nice, wealthy, kind and non retarded. but i was born into the side of fuck ups.


 No.120097

>>120096

also to note: best thing about the whole thing to mention was that the paramedics that came to the house were 2 cute girls. though i was only dressed in boardies and a plain t-shirt, so the look of some shallow faced, baggy eyed NEET with his disgustingly chubby and drug pockmarked sister ferrying 2 kids probably was the most shameful thing they've ever seen.


 No.120098

>>120097

>paramedics

nah, they've seen worse


 No.120100

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>Am pretty much NEET

>Shut down in high school and bailed out after a stressful year of college

>Probably not going back to any sort of higher education.

>Thanks to going to a psychiatrist, he diagnosed me with "acute anxiety."

>Get on disability and rent out a small place to myself. Getting life back on track and the isolation helps me become a more stable person.

>But then Mum's troubles start to hound me.

>She was in a relationship with an older woman and I stayed with them for about a month till I could get the place.

>They broke up some months ago due to mum's partner being… neurotic.

>Would blow up at the smallest things and coupled with her failing memory, from my perspective mum gets pushed around alot.

>But instead of forgetting her or cutting ties when she moves over to Queensland, Mum followed like an obedient puppy.

>Since she was in a relationship though, she had a roof over her head but when she got back, she had no place to stay.

>I reluctantly agreed to host her over Christmas. Not too bad and she goes back over summer.

>But she's been staying since end of Feb and I'm starting to get anxious again.

>Trying to sell the old place, the land is worth alot but the house itself needs to be condemned. If you've seen an episode of Hoarders, you know how bad it can get.

>But due to asshole father running off when my brother was born, the land is in both mum and dad's name.

>He's agreed to sell though but Mum wants that in writing.

This whole situation is making me uncomfortable to be honest. She's talking on the phone to her former partner right now infact, she does this for several hours unfortunately. It's funny, just the other day I suggested we'd go shopping at 3:00 PM but then she gets a phonecall. 40 minutes later, I'm done watching two episodes of anime, she's still on the phone. I knock on her bedroom door to tell her to finish up. I wait 10 minutes, then I walk off. I've done the shopping and paid for it when I meet her at the entrance of Woolworths 20 minutes later.

Writing this out has made me realise some things about mum.

First is that she pretty much needs a close friend or something. She's had a few over the years but eventually lost contact with them. And I guess she's afraid of losing this current one. Second is with that phone call. Hmm, I think I need to think on that some.

But all I gotta do is endure this. Compared to highschool, this is nothing. As for the future, been saving up my neet bux and gonna upgrade my computer once all the bills have been paid. Then after that I'll finally get a bike and get my fat ass outta this chair. Think some cycling around will help me get out there.

>>120097

I was in the HWNDU threads when they were stealing Shia's flag. They posted gore to keep normies away and one sick fuck posted a dead kid. I still see that even now.

Post was deleted pretty quickly but that just… Other gore I can filter pretty quickly but that's stayed with me even weeks after.

I never want to become like that, posting such an image like that and not feeling anything.

In highschool I was the fat, smelly kid and for grades 7 & 8, I pretty much just shut down. Became an Automaton and didn't feel anything.

Only after becoming a recluse after freaking out in College did I actually manage to rediscover myself again. First time I cried was when Nagisa died in Clannad and after so many long years they were just tears, not of sadness of being able to do nothing but endure what high school was, not of grief about being stuck there for four bloody years, but because a character's death affected me to such a degree.

It's been seven years since then. After five years, I could start to identify my emotions more clearly and just last Solstice I felt a certain happiness at how my situation currently is. Probably about 15 or so years since I've felt like that.

But to cut the story short, I refuse to become dead again because if I do, there probably will be no coming back.


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>>120100

Also don't mind the american flag, running a VPN. Take some cute in compensation for the lengthy rant.


 No.120109

I think I fucked up.

>Meet girl while out drinking with my only friend

>he starts chatting her up and I wingman him

>he's pretty smashed so the conversation ends up basically just me and her

>we're actually getting along great

>I get her number

>he gets super shitty with me

>tells me not to cut his lunch

>I smell the pussy and tell him to fuck himself

>he goes home and has a sperg out

>i get a message later from him telling me to fuck off and that "even his mum thinks im a shitty person"

>whatever I'm a normie now I'll make new friends with my new girlfriend in our wonderful house full of beautiful children

>she tells me she's got a boyfreind


 No.120110

>>120081

They changed it from 6 months to a year

>>120092

They just ring you up and ask you a bunch of question's


 No.120111

>>120109

Why do they bother 'advertising' themselves and giving you their number if they have a bf? I don't understand the logic. Then again I haven't talked to a woman other than my psych and mum in ages.

>>120100

Do you think about kicking her out? If she keeps breaking promises and deadlines. Does she at least help you with the bills? If the is living with you?

>I was in the HWNDU threads when they were stealing Shia's flag. They posted gore to keep normies away and one sick fuck posted a dead kid. I still see that even now.

Post was deleted pretty quickly but that just… Other gore I can filter pretty quickly but that's stayed with me even weeks after. I never want to become like that, posting such an image like that and not feeling anything.

I used to feel like that less than a year ago. Now I can see gore without so much a care in the world. I question my mental health when I started saving it to a folder and taking a interest in it. I wonder what I have become.


 No.120112

Morning NEETs


 No.120113

File: 48645a9523f19cd⋯.jpg (86.8 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1441764361383.jpg)

Morning neets

I'm already tired of hosting these free gym classes and I've only done it twice. Welp, I'll be free by 10AM and I won't have to take another class until Sunday so that's okay.


 No.120114

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>>120056

>NEETs, I need a new mouse. Recommendations? I'm currently using a Logitech G500, but it's registering phantom left clicks.

Got this one at xmas time - still reduced to 77 bux, comfortable as shit.

https://ebgames.com.au/pc-163779-Logitech-G602-Wireless-Gaming-Mouse-PC

>>120070

>How do we make non-abusive nuclear family w/ non-incestual family bonding cheap again?

Send women back to the household to become mothers again. Currently theyre the reason for wage stagnation since the 70s. If they didnt enter the workforce en masse, wages would have increased in par with inflation.

This is a fantasy though as women have been fooled by the Jew Unicorn of 'muh empowerment' and other ridiculous shit. They dont realize that if they didnt enter the workforce they could be living it up at home doing jack shit apart from a little housework (1-2 hours per day) instead of 8 gruelling hours a day for little pay at their 'empowering' jobs.

I could say more on this - its all pretty self evident what happened and whats going on, also what is going to happen in the future based on the past.

>>120076

>got drnk today

>centrelink giving me anxiety

>8 drinsk so far

>economic collapse soon

Dont be hard on yourself neet. Youve got a place in the Neet Cave when shit goes down. Will look into how we can make potato vodka.

>>120077

>Monks dedicate their entire lives to something, neets are lose because their life has no cause

Deep, but everyone has a cause.

>>120087

>any of you blokes done meth?

>what's it like?

No, but lots around here do it - currently the ice trade is the biggest 'employer' in rural Vic. I know they get violent, paranoid, delusional. Lots of them spark up huge fights with their neighbors over imagined 'transgressions'.

>>120096

> every other side of my family is nice, wealthy, kind and non retarded. but i was born into the side of fuck ups.

Start hanging around with the decent part of family - explain you want to be like them and escape the bullshit - they will understand and hopefully help you out.

>>120100

>As for the future, been saving up my neet bux and gonna upgrade my computer once all the bills have been paid. Then after that I'll finally get a bike and get my fat ass outta this chair. Think some cycling around will help me get out there.

I used to be fat then decided to start Neet walking - no major effort. Once you get into the groove, its habitual and you do it every day. Start on what you can do, 10 minutes or so, then add 2 mins every day - before long youre walking an hour a day and watching the fat roll off.

>>120111

>Why do they bother 'advertising' themselves and giving you their number if they have a bf? I don't understand the logic.

Because they always have 3-4 available guys ready for whatever at any given time. Theyre not honest or loyal in any capacity. I remember one drunken night laughing at a girl who had kissed some guy when I found out she had a boyfriend. Laughed in her face. 5 minutes later she invites me to her place for sex. No morals.


 No.120115

>>120113

How is it going with mummybot nzneet?


 No.120116

>>120109

Bet she got a few free drinks out of you first?


 No.120117

>>120111

Yeah, she's helping with bills and stuff. I just wish she'd sell the house quicker. She's been sitting on it for over a year and a few people have expressed interest but she hasn't taken anyone up.

I don't exactly want to kick her out either, she's still family. But after she gets back from Queensland again, I'll have a talk about the house.

>>120112

>>120113

Morning.

>>120114

I was doing walking every night for about half an hour last summer. Kinda stopped so I should resume that sometime.


 No.120118

>>120116

>Bet she got a few free drinks out of you first?

And 5 other guys who were buying her drinks

>>120117

>I was doing walking every night for about half an hour last summer. Kinda stopped so I should resume that sometime.

You feel a twisted sense of accomplishment after Neet Walking. Thats the main reason I do it. Its been 2-3 years now. Thinking of adding weight training to the routine/habit.


 No.120120

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>>120113

>>120112

G'morning.

>>120100

That's intense, anon. I hope things work out for you and your mother. When i was more adventurous i came across gore all the time but its been a few years since i saw anything that's really got to me. I still cried when Nagisa died though.

>>120118

This is one of those bros before hoes moments, lol. I think you and your mate could just laugh it off hopefully.


 No.120121

>lost 30kg

>mum says I've slimmed down and look better

>I dont notice any difference

>I'm pretty sure my mum and the scales are trying to trick me into feeling better


 No.120122

Just had to spend $400 on orthopedic insoles thank fuck im on the autismbux.


 No.120124

>>120121

I'm trying to lose an extra 10 fat fuck points so I can go north Korean styles but the goon keeps fucking everything up


 No.120125

>>120124

switch to diet goon m8

haven't looked back since


 No.120128

>>120122

>Just had to spend $400 on orthopedic insoles thank fuck im on the autismbux.

Literally could have made your own for $40 and spent $360 on 2 dirty hookers and a bottle of Whiskey.


 No.120130

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does anyone know what SkillsFirst is?

Im not sure - but it 'seems' to be that the gov put 1.2 billion into funding for training and courses.

When I asked my sperg employment agency about funding my course they said it wasnt government funded.

YET, I just found it on the SkillsFirst government funded course/training' list.

Have I been Jewed by the employment agency because they dont want to pay out 2900 for a course?

If youve done a course and got it funded, how much was the cost Neets?


 No.120131

>>120125

Is there even such a thing?


 No.120132

>>120130

It's probably for companies providers are affiliated with for shit courses or wfd programs to scam the gov


 No.120133

>>120131

it's called water

any alcohol is bad if you want to lose weight


 No.120134

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Thought - was reminded of the 'schoolgirl' nude photo 'hacks' - which is 99 percent complete bullshit. 99 percent of these girls were freely giving out their nudes. Now, the media played it as the girls were all innocent and had done no wrong. BUT - as far as I can work out the whores should have been charged with creating and distributing underage pornographic materials. Which is exactly what they did.


 No.120135

>>120128

>could have made your own for $40

I dont think you know anything about orthopedic insoles. I also need custom made ones because im a genetic dud with a club foot.


 No.120138

>>120122

Howdy GerryatricNEET


 No.120139

>>120138

That's my purse I dont know you!


 No.120141

>>120111

She probably sobered up and realized she accidentally gave her number to a neet instead of someone on the Approved Chad list


 No.120142

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>>120135

>I dont think you know anything about orthopedic insoles. I also need custom made ones because im a genetic dud with a club foot.

In that case you get a free Neet pass.


 No.120144

>on neetbux for 7 years

>finally ran out of options to avoid work for the dole

>decide to go to uni to continue getting neetbux

>full of lefty scum

>end up avoiding class

>too anxious to leave house 95% of the time

>on academic probation

>if i fail another uni i'll get kicked out and neetbux cancelled

>won't be able to afford rent

my bus goes through africa to get to uni and it's terrifying, not sure what to do anymore other than drink cheap wine and shitpost


 No.120145


 No.120148

>>120144

>>finally ran out of options to avoid work for the dole

Become Autismo. Works like a charm.


 No.120149

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New Power Rangers movie out tomorrow, I remember seeing the original at the cinemas way back in the 1990's. It'll probably be shit.


 No.120150

>>120148

good idea, might head to a different doctor and plead muh autism


 No.120151

>>120149

One ranger is gay and another has autism


 No.120152

>>120151

>gay

The blue one?

>autism

Guessing it's red.




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