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 No.25581

People only find this cunt funny because they lack m8s in real life.

 No.25586

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the time he stuck his hands in bullet ant gloves and then had to go to the hospital was funny though because he's a fuckwit


 No.25589

>>25586

>most painful thing a human can feel

What worse than irukandji jellyfish? I may need to learn more about these.

>a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days. The only "protection" provided is a coating of charcoal on the hands, supposedly to confuse the ants and inhibit their stinging. To fully complete the initiation, however, the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times over the course of several months or even years.

Lmao why. Hey guys these ants make your arms and hands numb for days and you'll be shaking in pain the whole time. Let's go sting our kids with them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera_clavata#Sting


 No.25634

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>>25581

You're just jealous that he's able to meme in real time on TV.


 No.25653

>>25581

That haircut doesn't suit him at all. His face is completely the wrong shape for those bare sides.


 No.25701

Fuck off mate

Hamish and Andy is top tier radio


 No.25719

>>25581

Hamish sucks arsehole.

Tries to hard and laughs at his own jokes.

faggot.


 No.27103

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>>25581

this cunt is only funny to retards and dumb aussie fuckwits. Most skippy comedians are a cancer on comedy. Xcept Anthony Morgan that cunt makes me laugh.

I thought 'Housos' was a fuken documentary series not a comedy


 No.27119

>>27103

Paul Fenech…

If you've seen an ep of Housos, you've seen an ep of Fat Pizza.

If you've seen an ep of Fat Pizza, you've seen an ep of Swift and Shift Couriers.

If you've seen an ep of Swift and Shift, then you've seen everything Paul Fenech has and ever will do.


 No.27124

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>>27119

No one said anything about Paul Fenech ya stupid meat pie fucker. Housos is not a comedy its a documentary series (struggle street was way funnier)

if you want a real insight into convict culture check out 'ice age' a four corners doco funniest shit you'll see all year all these great aussie actors pretending to be bogan ice addict funny shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxKst8BaPbc

top fucken aussie comedy


 No.27127

>>27124

You must be completely out of your fucking mind if you think Housos was anything but an attempt at a new comedy series. Struggle Street was the doco you faggot cunt.


 No.27129

>>27127

m8 you have taken this troll's bait.


 No.27131

>>27127

Exhibit A: the typical American displaying a complete inability to handle the banter.


 No.27134

>>27131

I'm an Aus with a paid VPN and little understanding of 8chan


 No.27135

>>27134

Let me correct myself.

Exhibit A: Fuckwit.


 No.27136

>>27119

>He won the Tropfest award for best film in 1998 for Intolerance, although he had submitted the film under the pseudonym Laura Feinstein to appeal to the sensitivities of the judges, particularly Tropfest founder John Polson, who hoped that a female director would win the award

Sick bantz


 No.27137

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>>27127

Housos was a D O C U M E N T A R Y!!!!

struggle street was a C O M E D Y!!!!

sbs had to shorten its run because it was protested by citizens who were offended by it you fucken morons


 No.27151

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>>27124

Britfag here, i just watched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxKst8BaPbc

and i must say you aussies have a

weird sense of humor ile did not laugh once! ive seen 'struggle street' on your SBS and that was really not funny at all.

Everyone accuses us brits of having a warped 'British' humor but i just dont get your sense of humor.

But having your national cricket team out for 60 was really hilarious old chums hahahahhahahahah

now thats some funny shit

god save the queen and keep our convict colonies safe from bogan humour


 No.27227

>>27151

Ausfag here. I personally love British humor and generally detest Aussie humor; as I find it unintelligent and boorish.

British humor may be strange, but it has better timing and subject matter. Plus I love the British accent for comedic routines.

I pissed myself laughing when I heard we were out for 60. What a fucking joke of a team we have, our bloody state teams would probably do a better job of it.

*raises teacup* To good 'ol Lizzy's health.


 No.27228

>>27227

What a fucking cuck you are m8. cultural cringe.


 No.27231

>>27227

Some brit humour is good, but it's seen better days, the vast majority is trash now.

There's a huge portion of them that have got a whole up-tight "civility" to them (ooh no, we dare not say such things, my word..) and can only joke about certain things which are okay for the SWPL crowd to joke about, especially when there's something involved to get on a moral high horse about.

Moreso than australian or even american comedians.

That show with adam hills in britbongistan is the perfect example of it all.

these aren't the days of yes minister or the pythons.


 No.27355

>>27151

Fawtly Towers.

Best shit ever.


 No.27356

>>27355

Wouldn't even be funded in today's Britain. Its far too racist.


 No.27373

>>27356

Those were the days… Back when the Spanish were the worst immigrants England got


 No.27427

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>>27127

exhibit 'A' on why skippy convicts are retarded ice addict cock sucker fucking morons

pic of poster (aussie genius)


 No.27455

>>25581

>People only find this cunt funny because they lack m8s in real life.

I liked their radio show in the early days but when they made it to tv land they became far less amusing and seemed to have been castrated.

tl;dr: he's an unfunny cunt.


 No.27457

>>27137

>Housos

exploiting and making fun of the lower class while making a fortune from SBS.

>struggle street was

..pure exploitation and a terrible decision for SBS. they're in big trouble and getting desperate.


 No.28179

>>27427

agreed +1

funny bastard


 No.28180

>>28179

forgot pic


 No.34721

>>27227

>Willingly being culturally cucked by an entire nation of cultural cucks

m8


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