[ home / board list / faq / random / create / bans / search / manage / irc ] [ ]

/aus/ - Australia

Fuck off we're full

Catalog

Email
Comment *
File
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier
Password (For file and post deletion.)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, pdf
Max filesize is 8 MB.
Max image dimensions are 10000 x 10000.
You may upload 5 per post.


AS SEEN ON TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Je8d4CVD0w

File: 1441288713805.webm (1.07 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 1441288202184.webm)

 No.29939

webm thread

 No.30041

File: 1441353428386.webm (3.55 MB, 320x240, 4:3, areyouthatwoman.webm)


 No.30042

File: 1441353918041.webm (1.77 MB, 640x360, 16:9, hereshernumber.webm)


 No.30043

File: 1441354737105.webm (1.29 MB, 640x360, 16:9, nikereebok.webm)


 No.30044

File: 1441355362106.webm (3.95 MB, 854x480, 427:240, wheresthebomb.webm)


 No.30046

File: 1441355498632.webm (3.32 MB, 1000x426, 500:213, rd5jhzV.webm)


 No.30049

File: 1441357541984.webm (2.86 MB, 582x320, 291:160, ballsofsteel.webm)


 No.30056

File: 1441363022425.mp4 (1.03 MB, 854x480, 427:240, auspol.mp4)


 No.30088

>>30049

Source


 No.30103

File: 1441400417773.webm (6.48 MB, 320x240, 4:3, slavs.webm)

>>30049

Sound,


 No.30137

File: 1441423186827.webm (1.68 MB, 854x480, 427:240, DWTS Does the Nae Nae - B….webm)

How good does Bindi Irwin look !

Those curves. That rack

I'd like to wrap my snake around her!


 No.30139

>>30137

Oh my fuck.


 No.30146

File: 1441425982790.jpg (13.76 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 24vp1QE.jpg)


 No.30161

File: 1441432425296.webm (2.89 MB, 720x405, 16:9, drillpr0n.webm)


 No.30164

File: 1441433276106.png (38.77 KB, 317x316, 317:316, 1434791607566.png)


 No.30166

>>30137

fuck she's packed on the pounds


 No.30167

File: 1441435071618.webm (2.23 MB, 640x360, 16:9, foodpr0n.webm)


 No.30189

File: 1441448837543.webm (2.63 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, fukdat.webm)


 No.30191

File: 1441449352799.jpg (12.82 KB, 300x352, 75:88, 1239621246480.jpg)

>>30189

Nope nope nope


 No.30232

>>30137

Hate this song but the ass too good to stop watching


 No.30279

>>30232

Never knew of this "song" until I saw the vid. Thank Buddha for the mute button.


 No.30436

File: 1441600058390.webm (1.31 MB, 720x404, 180:101, giantwhale.webm)


 No.30440

File: 1441603891938.webm (906.35 KB, 620x376, 155:94, hax.webm)


 No.30442

File: 1441604577982.webm (2.63 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, infinitenergy.webm)


 No.30443

File: 1441605013782.webm (629.81 KB, 480x270, 16:9, mayday.webm)


 No.30445

File: 1441607405290.webm (3.96 MB, 320x240, 4:3, salsa.webm)


 No.30450

File: 1441612190247.webm (1.39 MB, 1738x720, 869:360, thatsbait.webm)


 No.30511

File: 1441630211666.gif (1.17 MB, 633x475, 633:475, wearesmall.gif)


 No.30537

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

guy in queensland


 No.30538

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Duck Hunting (UNBELIEVABLE) Barehanded with Andrew Ucles & Laura Zerra


 No.30550

>>30537

thats fuckin sixk


 No.30762

File: 1441852681422.mp4 (5.93 MB, 640x360, 16:9, wizardfight.mp4)


 No.30764

>>30538

I would pay money to see a video of those two fucking.

Her burying her head in his crotch after he has been out in the wild all day.


 No.30774

>>30762

That looks p fun


 No.30778

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>30537

> The whole project took 102 days but would have taken 66 days were it not for unseasonal rain.

Took him 100 days to achieve what Abos couldn't in 60000 years.


 No.30780

>>30762

what is this….black magic?


 No.30781

>>30778

that under bed heating


 No.30791

>>30778

>ignoring thousands of years of cultural development that occurred in europe

>ignoring the fact the aboriginals had no reason to evolve any further. they had reached an evolutionarily stable strategy


 No.30799

>>30778

Hawk traps


 No.30800

File: 1441876536390.mp4 (1.68 MB, 400x224, 25:14, 11135221_1609290115981641_….mp4)

>>30791

They lacked ambition!

We could've had mega coons, giant mechanized aboriginals!


 No.30802

File: 1441876745527.jpg (22.55 KB, 207x309, 69:103, 1359653264946.jpg)

>>30800

>mega coons


 No.30803

>>30791

>ignoring the fact that you've clearly never met or been anywhere near a fucking abbo or you wouldn't talk this shit


 No.30804

>>30803

lived in kalgoorlie for fourteen years m8. go fuck yourself


 No.30809

>>30804

>Claims to like in Kal

>Actually lives in Kambalda with his cousins

>Goes to Boulder on Thursdays to get goon and sleep in the parks

>Asks people out the front of Hannans food mart for smokes and dollars

>Shits up the front of the gold bar


 No.30843

>>30809

>and somehow figured out how to post on 8chan

well meme'd post, m8. however, you forgot to mention vegemite strip and failed to refer to the park's proper name as "skinny park".


 No.30925

>>30778

Abos built primitive huts you dumb cunt. They were a nomadic people and intellectually primitive so they didn't need anything else.


 No.30927

File: 1441976544760.webm (7.97 MB, 426x240, 71:40, Free Speech.webm)


 No.30936

>>30927

Source? Where did you find this?


 No.30972

>>30927

as a socialist, I fully support this


 No.31004

File: 1442024544991.webm (7.5 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 1441075897800.webm)

>>30936

>>30972

dunno. found it in /pol/ webm thread

>>>/pol/3252882


 No.31025

File: 1442030291500.jpg (53.32 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ZB0wBUV.jpg)

>>30927

8:24

>Raymond_Finkelstein

>Finkelstein

>jew

>against free speech

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Finkelstein

>Raymond Antony Finkelstein QC (born in July 1946) is an Australian lawyer and judge. From 1997 until 2011, he served as a judge of the Federal Court of Australia. His judgments were highly influential in commercial law, giving rise to new approaches in insolvency, competition law and class actions.[1]

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100141570/why-i-owe-aussie-qc-raymond-finkelstein-a-pint/

> has produced a report on media regulation in Australia so terrifyingly authoritarian it makes the Leveson Enquiry look like a model of balance, sanity and restraint.

>Finkie's proposal to create a new super-regulator called the News Media Council [missed a trick there, didn't he? surely Ministry of Truth would have been more appropriate] which will impose its idea of fairness and balance not only on newspapers but even on blogs with as few hits as 15,000 a year.


 No.31029

>>30927

>>30936

>>31004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmuzrHwMkMU

1 google search, first result, fucking plebs

good video but, would of replaced chuchill with hitler though


 No.32088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>30137

>Bindi & Derek's Jive - Dancing With The Stars

Published on Sep 14, 2015

Bindi Irwin & Derek Hough dance the Jive to "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John on Dancing with the Stars' Season 21 premiere!


 No.32110

File: 1442536372597.webm (7.85 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Sam v Shane_ skulling 14 ….webm)

Egg skulling contest.

Sam is a bitch.


 No.32121

File: 1442552480173.webm (7.31 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Good News Week - Racism s….webm)


 No.32122

File: 1442552797561.webm (5.73 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Good News Week First ever….webm)

f


 No.32128

>>32088

she's on the US version and not the AUS one?

OUTRAGE


 No.32129

>>32122

Man why did Good News Week have to stop, it was good as fuck and you can't even get DVDs of it as far as I know.


 No.32134

>>32129

channel 10 vs ABC?


 No.32138

>>32134

I liked both, from what I've heard of others talk about it though they didn't like Channel 10 one but I enjoyed it.


 No.32233

>>32138

I meant that the two networks can't agree on rights, royalties and distribution etc.

I liked both too. it was the host and panelists that made the show


 No.32251

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

is the new spicks and specks as bad as it looks?


 No.32261

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>32251

nvm. looks like it got canned after one season


 No.32317

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>32110

saved


 No.32335

File: 1442753370264.webm (4.52 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1422849123839.webm)


 No.32410

File: 1442831603417.webm (2.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, TELLY.webm)


 No.32416

File: 1442833588196.jpg (5.63 KB, 265x190, 53:38, 1384222853809.jpg)

>>32410

what a fucking hero


 No.32437

File: 1442854596381.gif (4.92 MB, 241x176, 241:176, asian man ball excite fun.gif)

>>32410

Perfect


 No.32478

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.32899

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ozzy Man Reviews: Yanet Garcia & Mexican Weather

Published on Jul 3, 2015


 No.32937

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDRmKZnTOnw

>unfrending is workplace harrasment

*Facepalm*

Womens retardation at its finest


 No.32981

>>32121

When this guy is in London, all he does is slag off Australia about how EVERYONE IS RACIST and IT'S LIKE LIVING IN THE 50's!!!

When he is in Australia he clearly changes his routine.


 No.32982


 No.33013

File: 1443441873254.jpg (84.89 KB, 1012x675, 1012:675, 1443001142618.jpg)

>>32981

>Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper. You can say what you like about Australian racism, it is undeniably specific. I had a couple of Australians - more than one - complain to me about all the Lebbos in the country, referring apparently to the Lebanese. Who the fuck is annoyed by Lebanese people? In a way you have to admire the attention to detail. Not just all those Arabs, but the Lebanese.


 No.33014

>>33013

Maybe we noticed how the Lebbos behave.

Did he ever consider that?


 No.33015

>>33014

Liberals are outrageously arrogant and completely and utterly lack the ability to empathise or be reasoned with.

These are the kind of people that demand other people in a country thousands of miles away from them end their centuries-old traditions (like Spanish bullfighting) because it offends their sensitive feelings.


 No.33017

>>33015

They are narcissists who just want to signal their own virtue.


 No.33022

>>33013

>implyin ayyrabs don't hate on other lebbos


 No.33477

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

emus


 No.33769

>>30137

>>NOT YOU AGAIN


 No.33780

>>30103

I can't wait until I'm fit and have a friend with a camera


 No.33783

>>33780

Find some hood rats and upload results.


 No.33801

File: 1443964219333.webm (5.4 MB, 720x576, 5:4, _Public Transportation in….webm)

seems relevant to straya


 No.33889

>>30927 3:14

Can someone explain to me the reason behind, why people think Collingwood supporters are stupid?


 No.34596

>>33801

Very relevant for Melbourne

Road code clearly states that it doesnt apply to railway rolling stock or locomotives.

Constitution clearly prohibits states right to make laws relating to travel.

tfw they literally cant stop you doing it on melbourne tram tracks.


 No.34609

>>34596

Not sure a copper would see it your way once he's spotted you.


 No.34946

>>34609

let em. anything he does is agaisnt the law and every second he keeps breaking it is a few dollas more to your lawsuit


 No.35106

>>34596

>Constitution clearly prohibits states right to make laws relating to travel.

no


 No.35272

>>35106

Australian constitution is an example of negative liberty. It defines what the government can do, anything not specifically allowed is specifically disallowed.

Sect 109 paraphrased

if it illegal for the federal govt, it is illegal for the state govts.

sect 51 residual powers

AKA powers where the states can make laws:

‘the interstate trade and commerce power’: s51(i) trade and commerce with other countries, and among the States:

‘the corporations power’: s51(xx) "foreign corporations, and trading or financial corporations formed within the limits of the Commonwealth"

‘the external affairs power’: s51(xxix) external Affairs:

'Taxation power': s51(ii) "taxation; but so as not to discriminate between States or parts of States": (Combined with s96 –see ‘tied grants’ below).

Federation was intended to address problems caused by having separate colonies on the one island continent. Section 51 therefore encompasses a group of ‘nationhood’ powers which reflect what powers a ‘nation’ was viewed as possessing. These include:

Military defence: s51(vi) ( See Australian Communist Party v The Commonwealth (1951) for a landmark decision on the use of this power) [1]

Quarantine: s51(ix)

Census and Statistics: s51(xi)

Currency: s51(xii)

Weights and measures: s51(xv)

Service and execution of court processes: s51(xxiv) and the recognition of judgements s51(xxv)

Naturalisation and aliens: s51(xix) and immigration s51(xxvii)

Powers for implementation of a uniform railway system (s51(xxxiii), s51(xxxiv), and s51(xxxii))

"the acquisition of property on just terms from any State or person for any purpose in respect of which the Parliament has power to make laws"; s51(xxxi)

"postal, telegraphic, telephonic, and other like services" s51(v).

The Constitution also grants powers over:

Pensions (s51(xxiii) and s51(xxiiiA) (an amendment - see Social Services Referendum 1946).

Pacific relations 51(xxx)

The influx of criminals s51(xxvvii)

‘Special laws’ for people of any race: s51(xxvi)

Marriage and divorce (s51xxi and s51xxii)

Copyright, patents, and trade marks s51(xviii)

Bankruptcy: s51(xvii)

Bills of exchange s51(xvi)

Banking (other than state banking) s51(xiii)

Insurance other than state insurance s51(xiv)

Conciliation and arbitration of industrial disputes: s51(xxxv) (NB: this power was used to support the conciliation and arbitration system, but future legislation is intended to be based on the broader corporations power)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_51_of_the_Constitution_of_Australia

So which one is travel?

Answer: none of them, states cannot regulate travel without violating the constitution.

All traffic statutes were made after the constitution declared these limits on states power to regulate, and are therefore illegal.


 No.35274

>>34609

But he can't argue that what you are on is rolling stock, because clearly it is.

But lets face it, it was never about, what the law states.

The law is just an excuse to bully people and take their money and liberties away from them if they do anything that doesn't look like being a robot.

As soon as the law is on your side because you have read it and coppers don't like what you are doing, oh no I'll just make shit up.


 No.35642

File: 1445948784937.webm (6.54 MB, 640x360, 16:9, YOLO by Michael Cusack .webm)


 No.35645

File: 1445949399423.mp4 (4.58 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 20 Africans stomp Aussie t….mp4)


 No.36255

File: 1446860535310.mp4 (2.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Good News Week - Sammy J a….mp4)


 No.37618

>>30049

Asperger's of steel


 No.37646

>>35645

>no longer feel safe when he sees large groups of people

NEVER RELAX AROUND BLACKS


 No.37647

>>35642

>35642

holy fucking shit. where is that from?


 No.37656

>>37647

Try looking at the file name you fucking retard


 No.37671

File: 1448967809112.mp4 (95.73 KB, 400x222, 200:111, 12251791_1479908808984198_….mp4)

Can anyone convert this into a gif?

Its hilarious


 No.37683

>>37656

Yeah, I typed that in and it came up with nothing.

Why so angry? Is being a NEET loser getting to you? :^)


 No.37758

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>37683

here comes the aeroplane jelly


 No.38682

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this one looks to be doing the rounds atm

>Random act of kindness in 40 degree heat Australia


 No.38685

>>38682

>what a sick cunt

>I feel like a mad cunt

kek'd


 No.38686

>>37671

Here you go m8.


 No.38687

File: 1450691966096.gif (1.78 MB, 400x222, 200:111, how to stop boat people.gif)

>>37671

>>38686

Let's try that again.


 No.38756

>>33889

Easy, they are a bunch of retarded Bogans


 No.38762

File: 1450784769898.png (369.48 KB, 441x431, 441:431, whoa.png)

>>38682

>Powerade


 No.39011

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone remember the pay TV channel 'V'?

This is a clip from that show where two 14yr old twin girls in bikinis get oil rubbed all over their tight sexy bodies. Enjoy ;)


 No.39015

>>39011

god damn….


 No.39037

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Abo chick threatens male chink with chisel on Sydney Train.


 No.39046

>>39011

>tfw V is fucking shit now


 No.39074

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The haka, as performed by Miss Universe contestant for New Zealand. Hilarious.


 No.39078

>>39011

channel v still exists on foxtel and fetch today


 No.39091

>>39011

Only thing I really remember from V was Room 208.


 No.39296

>>33801

>Bratislava

>England


 No.39849

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.40035

>>30927

>Churchill made the world a better place

HAH.


 No.41541

File: 1456910763123.mp4 (1.64 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Bronze For 'Straya.mp4)


 No.41542

File: 1456910931738.mp4 (4.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Home And Away.mp4)

Jesus fucking Mary in a barnyard, let me post


 No.41840

>>39849

LEGENDARY


 No.42108

File: 1457683558165.webm (6.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Am I fat or chubby.webm)


 No.42113

File: 1457690553958.mp4 (4.87 MB, 426x240, 71:40, Magpies.mp4)


 No.42115

File: 1457690839660-0.jpg (104.92 KB, 600x714, 100:119, 1447685242358.jpg)

File: 1457690839661-1.webm (542.71 KB, 360x360, 1:1, theres a fucking jew in t….webm)

>>42108

pic related


 No.42116

File: 1457691009117.webm (6.1 MB, 624x352, 39:22, liberal media.webm)


 No.42118

File: 1457691167751.webm (3.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, putinavinagigglr.webm)

flood detection wew


 No.42123

File: 1457691978290.webm (4.6 MB, 720x480, 3:2, goat.webm)


 No.42366

File: 1457795800265.webm (6.83 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Anzac Day1.webm)


 No.42368

File: 1457796636351.webm (6.22 MB, 384x288, 4:3, 1How to spot a terrorist.webm)


 No.42374

File: 1457797042077.webm (7.03 MB, 512x384, 4:3, Noongas wreaking shit,.webm)




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ home / board list / faq / random / create / bans / search / manage / irc ] [ ]