No.36949
>>35286 previous thread
The NEET general seems to be slowing down for some reason, or maybe it's just /aus/ being slow as fuck.
No.36953
No.36954
>>36949
WFD probably, its the only effective weapon the government has against NEETS
No.36962
>>36954
funnily enough, that's the reason I haven't been here for a few days
No.36966
Any neets on the Gold Coast? There's going to be an influx of horny drunk/drugged youngins this weekend. Schoolies. Prepare your rape kits now, it'll be good to get out of the house.
No.36971
>>36966
I almost forgot, I hope I can get some Rohypnol in time.
No.36973
>>36972
>Turn vidya off
>Leave basement
>Wash semen off hands, put dick back in pants
>Santa rides in, gives you job
No.36982
CLEAN STOVE ANON HERE.
I've been trying to eat healthy the past month or so m8s and I'm beginning to cook healthy shit for myself, feels good. I've also been doing C25k, I'm on my third day of week 2. This is an omelet with capsicum I made today, was yummo.
No.36986
>>36982
I hope you put some black pepper on that, then it'd be good'n'tasty.
Fuck, now I want an omelet. Might make one tomorrow for lunch, perhaps. Capsicum, ham. Maybe whatever else looks tasty that I've got in the fridge.
Thanks for the inspiration, Clean Stove Anon.
>>36972
>walk into a shop with a copy of your resume
>ask to see the manager
>look him straight in the eye and give him a firm handjob
>tell him you'd like to be employed
No.36988
>>36986
Nah I forgot to put any seasonings on it.
>crack first egg
>double yolk
>crack second
>single
>crack third
>double yolk again
Greased the pan with butter too.
No.37012
>>36982
Post the poo that omelet made
No.37018
>>36988
Hitler dubs
and double dubs eggs
truly amazing
No.37021
No.37022
>>36949
the last few days I've received missed calls from my job agency. I'm not answering or returning their calls. I'm still doing the fortnightly job application form and going doing their stupid training sessions however.
I can't get in trouble for not answering their phone calls right? because that's not what I need or am required to do for the dole
any neets know ?
No.37023
>>36982
>tfw I'm now on my third week of c25k
>brisk 5m walk to warm up
>then do 2 repetitions of the following: jog for 90 seconds, walk for 90 seconds, jog for 3 minutes, walk for 3 minutes
>tfw I'm still fat as fuck
>can barely run longer than 90 seconds
Life is so fucking hard as a fat cunt m8s.
No.37024
>>37022
Is it max employment? I've been going to max employment for a few weeks, it's boring as shit but I gotta do it to get my name ticked off to keep getting paid. It's just been group sessions about how to write a resume and shit. They haven't sat me down at all and told me directly to look for jobs/bring in a sheet with evidence that I have been. I've got another appointment Tuesday. No idea what it'll be.
No.37028
>>37023
I just started OptiSlim 3 shakes a day no food, intensive weight loss 12 week program.
in a few days dropped from 119kg to 115kg but maybe thats all just water weight. Sick of being a fat cunt now though, used to be super athletic til I turned 18 and became a full time neet and gave up on all sports and took up drinking to help with my anxiety problems.
I'll take photos and make a thread if this shit works though
No.37036
>All these NEETS struggling
>Meanwhile I'm living it up on autismbux
No.37039
>>37028
I'm doing the same thing, have to watch out how fast you lose it because you might end up with lose skin (so I've heard).
No.37040
>>37036
You're day of reckoning shall come
No.37044
>>37039
>>37028
M8s be careful with that shit. I've done a similar thing before. Lost a shit load of weight with the Tony Ferguson diet shakes. Yeah I lost weight easily, but over the course of a few years I put it all back on over time. It's just a band-aid, you need to ingrain healthy living into your brain. Heed my words m8s.
No.37045
I am trying to improve my self control, I bought a few bags of my favourite treats and stored them within arms reach. Its been a day and I am really surprised at how hard it is to not eat that fucking delicous shit.
No.37046
I am trying to improve my self control, I bought a few bags of my favourite treats and stored them within arms reach. Its been a day and I am really surprised at how hard it is to not eat that fucking delicous shit.
No.37047
>>37045
I like to think I have solid self control. Like if I'm currently dieting, nothing you can do will make me eat something loaded with calories. If I'm not dieting at all and eating what I want, I'd eat that thing without any regret whatsoever. I'm weird like that, it's like switching on and off a light switch for me.
No.37048
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>tfw rejected
Fuck you woolies
No.37049
>>37047
Unless your training or something why are you dieting then not dieting? Sounds like maybe your self control might not be all you think it is.
No.37050
>>37049
I'm in a vicious cycle m8, I go all out with fitness then maybe 6 months later I'll just think fuck it and go back to bad habits, rinse repeat.
No.37051
>>37048
I takes that job for $3 an hour
No.37052
>>37051
Nah, I shop at that woolies, the only refugee working there is the kid who collects trolleys
No.37055
>>37048
They sent me that exact same copy pasta email every time I got rejected. All I did for some applications was just send in a basic resume to fill a centerlink quota.
No.37063
Posted in Neet thread 16/18 asking about getting DSP with mental illnesses, well i see my shrink to fill out the forms for my application, and he's already said that he'll say whatever he needs to on the form to get me on the autismbux
Can i get some other DSP success stories in here
For claritys sake, i've been taking 3 month medical cert breaks for the last 9 months come dec 14, and my next appointment is dec 9, and sending the forms in on the 10th.
No.37070
>>37063
>he's already said that he'll say whatever he needs to on the form to get me on the autismbux
My psych has pretty much said that to me too, the only problem is he's told me before that he's written up reports for his patients before specifically to apply for DSP and Centrelink completely disregards them as he's not a doctor.
No.37071
>>36949
I wish I could get on DSP for mental illness, apparently centrestink have made it much harder now though.
No.37072
>>37022
They can probably bring that up if your behaviour is in question at any time. Not like you'd be able to return their calls anyway, unless they're doing the proper thing and leaving a name for you to call back to.
>get call from jsp while driving
>pull over and try to pick up
>didn't make it in time
>no voicemail message left, no name
>try to return call anyway
>receptionist says "I'll pass a message around"
>nothing
>try calling again later that day
>exact same thing
>get call returned at the end of the week
>nothing important, as usual
Needless to say, I don't bother answering their calls anymore.
No.37073
>>37063
>>37070
Yeah they wont care that much what psychologists say, but a medical report from a psychiatrist carries an enormous amount of weight with centrelink.
Psychiatrist = doctor specialized in mental illness from the medical perspective
Psychologist = non-doctor applying scientific knowledge of mental illness
In practice psychiatrists deal with drug treatment and psychologists do various forms of therapy.
No.37076
>>36954
It doesn't get people jobs though.
No.37077
>>37040
>you are day of reckoning shall come
For real though, do you really think any government on this planet would take away autismbux?
Pic related, read the fucking letter.
No.37078
>>37063
> well i see my shrink to fill out the forms for my application, and he's already said that he'll say whatever he needs to on the form to get me on the autismbux
Wait, when you say autismbux are you telling us you DO actually have autism? You're trying to get a doctor to say you're autistic? Are you trying to get him to lie? What? Elaborate a bit more m8.
>Can i get some other DSP success stories in here
Autismo here. Got muh DSP and muh diagnosis in one year.
Psychiatrist is a good start though.
No.37085
>>37073
Its a psychiatrist.
>>37070
Its a shrink, he's gonna put down physical illnesses as well, as well as benzo addicition.
>>37078
For claritys sake, I Have aspergers, PTSD, MDD, Agoraphobia, Schizoid Personality Disorder, Panic Disorder, Paranoia, GAD.
No.37088
>>37077
What do you think will happen when the refugee detention centers are finally empty?
No.37089
>>37085
I fap 7 times a day, pretty sure that will get me DSP
No.37091
>>37088
best way to empty them is slaughter them all or send them back to sand niggerville.
they are scum, all of em
No.37110
>>37091
YOU EVIL INSENSITIVE SIS WHITE MALE
BRING BROWN MAN IN I NEED RAPE
No.37113
No.37137
>>37113
STOP OPPRESSING MY MULTICULTURAL HUNGRY VAGINA
No.37139
>>37076
They don't give a fuck.
No.37145
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>tfw ordered some Indian butter chicken and a garlic naan for dinner even though I'm supposed to be dieting
>go get it, drive home
>got an extra naan bread for some reason
>well fuck, I gotta eat that too because they're shit cold
>first naan down, starting to get full
>fatasfatass mode engaged and I power through the second and the rest of the meal
I'm full as fuck.
No.37148
>>37023
>>37028
>>37045
>>37145
Man, you guys are going to hate me, but I have the opposite problem. I'm force feeding myself 16000kJ/3800 calories per day because I'm a weak skinny faggot doing Starting Strength.
I'm literally having to do shots of olive oil to reach the target, because if I eat any more actual food I'm going to vomit. I'm trying to eat mostly clean too, otherwise I'd just eat a couple Dominos' pizzas every day, pretty sure they have the best kilojoule to dollar ratio.
No.37153
>>37088
I fail to see the connection between me getting autism dollars and refugees being emptied out of their pens.
>>37085
I Have aspergers, PTSD, MDD, Agoraphobia, Schizoid Personality Disorder, Panic Disorder, Paranoia, GAD.
Enjoy your DSP then fam!
>>37091
>the boat people are sand niggers
Stop this fucking meme. They're all pakis, Indians, sri lankans and Bangladeshi. Learn some geography FFS.
>>37110
Word has it she was an anal fiend at adelaide uni
>>37137
Why would she think that was a good enough picture to upload?
>>37139
I don't doubt that.
No.37158
>>37110
>>37137
Who the fuck is this?
>>37153
>Word has it she was an anal fiend at adelaide uni
What? What's the story with this bitch?
No.37159
>>37148
>I'm a weak skinny faggot doing Starting Strength
You'll get there m8, good on you. At least you're doing something about it. Have you signed up to a gym? I've been looking for a gym to sign up to in my area. My problem is I'm a lazy cunt. I've signed u to a gym before, went for a month then got lazy and stopped going.
I'm a fucking 6'4 giant, I know I'd look like a god if I just started lifting and kept at it.
No.37170
>>37159
>I know I'd look like a GOD if I just started lifting and kept at it.
Allah Fatfuk
No.37173
>>37159
If only we could organize some sort of group thing. Group pressure works wonders. By myself though? Fuck everything.
No.37174
>>37051
this deosnt ever happen tho
>>37052
dont ever take that job, honestly those jobs are for refugees
>>37063
saved
No.37178
>>37174
It's better than the dole m8.
No.37180
>>37158
It's sarah hanson young, dumb Greens senator always sobbing about smelly refugees and she thought Sea Patrol (which was a Australian drama show about the navy) was real.
>>37153
Only in Adelaide
No.37181
>>37173
Anyone who lives in Brisbane and is nearby should join World Gym, it's fucking amazing.
Way better than all the shitty cramped 24 hour gyms around.
No.37194
>>37178
na m8
>be working at woolies
>scan man
>only kebabs and towelies working on the trolley pushing
>out in the car park all day long
>summer time
>35C heat
>have to help them one day
>do it for 15 minutes and tell them and my manager to get fucked cos fucking trolleys @ 35C outside is fucked
>realise they arnt even empolyed by woolies
>probs dont have a lunch room or union or anything
No.37197
>>36949
It was for a replenishment team member, ie, night shift work stacking the shelves. I've done night shift work before and it would've been fine for me.
No.37199
No.37202
>>37194
>>37197
aw yeah na, working out back is sick.
All the guys would have headphones on and it was a p good work out
No.37207
>>37159
I signed up with a chain of gyms in Melbourne called Derrimut 24:7. They're pretty well equipped, I've never had to wait for equipment, but then again, I go at 2AM anyway. The only other people there are some people doing cardio and occasionally a person or two in the lifting area. So I don't feel too bad about lifting babby weights.
I'm making decent progress, but I've been having some hip pain the last few days. It felt pretty bad to stop halfway through my routine and go home because I thought I was going to injure myself if I kept going.
For whatever reason, when it's late at night, the other people in the lifting area are usually Asian guys in weightlifting leotards that look like Olympic athletes. I was trying not to stare when one guy started doing some crazy skillful shit on the gymnastic rings the other night.
No.37214
>>37194
you think you're above trolley pushing m8?
top kek
No.37215
>>37145
cheese naan master race
No.37216
>>37048
ya gotta be a minority to get a job in coles or woolies these day.
i was served by a black as fuck ghana at the coles deli the other day, ending up ditching the chicken in an isle because of his filthy black hands touching it.
No.37222
What are your typical autism bucks like and whats the procedure? Lost my job of on a help desk id worked since finishing school for 5 years a few months ago & moved to the city because of more job opportunity, but so far all Ive had is a few interviews and shits looking bleak. Diagnosed hf aspie and on daily dose of concerta.
No.37237
My parents at a young age got me on the DSP, very early due to connections. FeelsGoodMan. Been living the 100% game 100% no-life life ever since. Been stacking my DSP due to parent help also. Have around 20,000 AUD
No.37240
>>37237
>My parents at a young age got me on the DSP, very early due to connections
I strongly suspect a lie. Tell your story anon.
No.37241
>>37237
You fucking nigger
No.37242
>>37237
Poster here. I don't need to prove anything. If you think it's lies, that's your choice and I respect that. I am not lying, but if you choose think I am lying/jew/whatever, that's fine by me.
Not my problem, as I'm living the easy life.
No.37246
>>37240
>I strongly suspect a lie. Tell your story anon.
Not that anon but even with a government organisation like centrelink connections work wonders. If you have connection to the higher management they will actually do stuff for you that they wouldn't for the average cunt. My account was bugged and I went in there 3 times to fix it but they didn't. Next time they told me to sit down and wait even though it was their system that was being problematic, not me. The wait was going to be two hours so I just left. Mum got back into contact with an old friend that works there and that friend gave us an email address to message for quick responses. Worked well and they were falling over themselves to help, even telling me what I needed to do to get dsp as I had failed to get it in the past.
No.37250
Arrived in Melbourne from Perth a week ago, holy shit, it's like stepping 20 years into the future. I'm in Clayton at the moment which is easily 80% non white, and want to move. Where/how do you guys live? Living with friends, family, just random people on gumtree?
Living in the country might be grouse but I have no actual skills.
Pic related is Clayton, Box Hill 2.0
No.37251
>>36972
>Did this at 15 different places
>Only place to reply was Dick Smith
>mfw it was a message saying I didn't get the job anyway
>>37250
That must be an eyesore.
>Comprehensive metaphysics
wut
No.37252
No.37253
>>37251
They're up everywhere, I just took the best photo. I don't want to live in China I want to live in Australia.
'at least the Asians are smart' Yeah, smarter than us it seems
No.37261
>>37250
Any Chinese pussy to rape?
>>37252
She was cuckolding and her husband got pissed off
No.37269
>>37251
>been using SEEK
>shooting off applications everywhere
>even to shit I'm not qualified for
>tfw no replies
>tfw they put me in their databases to spy on me
No.37282
>>36949
1am my mum just shouted "fucking go to bed"
>mfw im 32 yr old neet
No.37295
>>37250
Getting really fucking tired of these Chinks.
You cunts think Muslims are bad but they're relatively easy to defeat due to to their backward ideology that holds them back and the fact they can't control themselves and end up blowing their loads too quickly thus everyone gets sick of their shit really fast but meanwhile chinks are playing the long game and slowly taking over everything. Yeah you weebo faggots with your yellow fetish will say they are "east-aryans (what ever the fuck that is) but you're not apart of their clan, they dont respect you white boy, chinks only deal with other chinks and chinks are some of the most racist people on the planet (inb4 hurr racism ids gud), well see how it feels when you're on the full receiving end of it down the line in the coming years.
We need to remove kebab first, then remove bagel but do not ignore the yellow menace or you'll pay dearly.
No.37310
>got a text yesterday that I have a appointment with max employment at 11am that day
>only received a letter that I have an appointment today at 11
>ring them up to confirm what's going on
>rings out first call
>second call a lady picks up after like 10 rings
>tell her the problem, she say's her computer is down and she can't check for me
>get's my number and says she'll call me when the computers fixed and she can tell me then
>then she's like "okay, thank youuu" and hangs up
>no call back
>fuck it, don't go
>went to max employment earlier
>walked in, once again surrounded by bogan filth
>tell the woman at the desk my name
>she recognizes my name and tells me she needs to have a quick word with me
>she's sits me down next to a desk with her seated at the computer in the same room surrounded by bogans
>she asks me what kind of work I'm looking for
>say something in IT knowing there's never anything going in it and I've already done a course in it
>she tells me Centrelink have put down I need to do 30 hours of job searching a week/fortnight w/e
>sweating man.jpeg
>say I can't do that
>she looks at her computer and sees all the shit wrong with me (anxiety, depression, panic disorder)
>she asks me if I'd like to go to a private room
>say yes
>asks me how long have I been suffering from these conditions, tell her two years
>she says if I've been suffering from them for two years I shouldn't be made to sit in the group sessions of how to write a resume and shit like that
>fucking yes
>asks me if I'm seeing a psych regularly, say yes
>asks me if I've seen a psychiatrist yet
>say no
>tell her I'm waiting to hear back from a neurologist, shit takes months
>I'm thinking of applying for DSP
>she asks me if I have enough evidence, say not yet because I haven't seen a psychiatrist yet
>I tell her I got a text yesterday saying I had an appointment out of the blue at 11 that day
>she tells me that was an appointment with their psychologist
>fuck
>she says she'll book for me another appointment with the psych and call me to tell me when it is and we'll try to get the 30hours reduced
>their psych and mine will confer about my situation
>my psych is 100% for me applying for DSP
>then say's that's all she needs from me today, walk out
No.37311
>>37282
i'm 28 and still at parents
what did your 30th birthday feel like?
No.37312
>>37310
noice, here's another
No.37313
>>37310
Gotta love MAX and their random appointment reminders
No.37320
>>37311
I just moved back in with my mum after living with aussie gf for past 15 years m8….
No.37323
>>37320
That doesn't answer the question m8
No.37352
>>37323
you wanted to know how my 30th birthday was….. just another fuckin day
actually I was overseas surrounded by hookers m8…. thats when i had a job and heaps of cash
now broke and on the dole
fuck sake, failed the captcha 20 fucking times…. no wonder no cunt posts on this fucking site
No.37356
>>37312
Any more? She's nice. I'd love to eat that snatch.
No.37357
>>37352
>Failed the captcha 20 fucking times
The most I've failed the craptcha is twice. Sites fucked atm. Threads not updating with new posts.
No.37360
>>37352
>i had a job and heaps of cash
What job m8?
No.37369
Friendly reminder that the loose change menu at maccas ends after 12am. I got charged an extra 95c for some chicken bites, fucking jews.
No.37372
Kebab kings is muslim propaganda, don't bother watching it guys.
No.37389
>>37372
We are a multicultural country.
Deal with it.
No.37407
>applied for a job with a blank resume (I didn't really want it, just filling up my jobseeker quota)
>get a call saying we'd like to interview you for this position
>ask what languages you can translate (interpreter job)
>make some shit up
>they want to see me in person
No.37413
>>37407
Just tell them you got offered another job through a friend, that's what I do.
No.37416
>>37407
Just make shit up, bro.
No.37423
>>37407
Is this translating verbally or just translating docs? If the latter just take the job and use google translate and a dictionary.
No.37444
>>37246
>dsp
Don't suppose you still have that email address :^)
No.37455
Lost my job pending criminal investigation.
I did something wrong, i borrowed cash from the till the day before payday because i was broke. I'm trying to get centrelink again, how did it make you feel? I personally feel like shit. I'm not a single mother, I'm not someone with a disability. I'm an able bodied cunt who wants to work. It just makes me feel shitty having to do this again.
Here was my experience.
Centrelink: enter your mygov username. I cant remember it send me an email. I get an email with my username. I can't remember my password. Send it on through. On no wait I've gotta reset it. Let's reset it. Oh yeah send the 40 million long security code via text I'll be able to type that the first time. Oh I typed it wrong. Send it again. Okay now I've reset my password, send another confirmation code. Okay we're logging in, send another security code. Oops got it wrong because there's like 3 codes in one text, send it again. Okay we're in. Make a claim, I want to make a claim. It's stuck in a loop, it keeps redirecting me because it thinks I was applying for youth allowance like 3 years ago because I didn't know what youth start was and it rejected me. Why is this still on file. Fuck this website is so broken they should employ me to fix it, it'd take about 15 minutes of coding.
SO I CALL THE CUNTS AND SPEND AN HOUR ON THE PHONE. A FUCKING HOUR. AND AUTOMATED VOICE TELLS ME THAT THE OFFICE IS LOCATED IN MORWELL. I CALL AGAIN, THE AUTOMATED VOICE LEADS ME ON A DIFFERENT JOURNEY, ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE GOOSEBUMPS BOOK WHERE YOU PICK YOUR ADVENTURE. I WENT TO PAGE 92 AND THE VOICE TELLS ME TO USE THE WEBSITE.
*CUNT YOUR WEBSITE DOESNT FUCKING WORK. I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT EVERY STEP OF THE WAY ITS JUST MORE BULLSHIT*
So now I have to drive to the office
My lawyer is a champ but.
No.37456
>>37455
New start*
When I rant I mush words
No.37458
>>37455
Use the app to report m8.
No.37459
>>37407
HR probably saw your blank resume and decided to have a funny with whoever is your boss. When you get to the interview figure out who is who and play along, you're not gonna get the job anyway
No.37465
>>37455
Only the strongest will survive on Centrlink
No.37480
>>37458
>>37465
Apparently after a certain period of time you have to go to the office to prove ID again. Monday it is…
No.37482
>>37455
>THE AUTOMATED VOICE LEADS ME ON A DIFFERENT JOURNEY, ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE GOOSEBUMPS BOOK WHERE YOU PICK YOUR ADVENTURE. I WENT TO PAGE 92 AND THE VOICE TELLS ME TO USE THE WEBSITE.
You poor cunt. I do look forward to reading your adventure in at the office where it's equally unhelpful, but.
No.37486
>>37482
Every time i'm at Centrelink i always hope some bogan will get angry and start a fight
No.37489
>>37486
You could be that bogan…;)
No.37490
>be at bus stop
>waiting around like a sperg
>qt 3.14 walks over and sits next to me, I smile at her as she sits down and she smiles back
>start talking to her with minimal sperg(first girl iv talked to in over a year)
>going good, she looks maybe a bit young like 18 or so, I ask her how old she is
>16
>sperg just a bit saying "16! oh, never mind then"
>I just end the conversation
I think she wanted me boys and I fucked it up, I am 21 but like anyone wouldnt want a chance at that qt 16 yr old. On top of that I didnt get any discount sausage rolls today.
No.37491
>>37490
>On top of that I didnt get any discount sausage rolls today.
You've reached your peak son. Time to give up completely.
No.37494
>>37491
oh well I had a good run
No.37506
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>>37490
You've graduated to Autistic playa
You can now talk to chicks before chad comes along and takes them away
No.37508
>borrowed cash from the till the day before payday because i was broke.
You silly bogan
No.37513
>think I might go to a pub and get a parma for dinner
>google the cost of one at the local pub
>$23
>broke as a joke, go to my stash of change
>scrounge up $23
>while driving there, realize it's a Saturday night and could be packed with drunk roudy normies
>park in the car pack and look through the window
>there's pretty much just old couples eating
>phew, walk in and order a parmie with chips and salad and a bottle of table water for the table cause shits free
>parmie comes out, decide to eat the salad first
>finish the meal and walk out
#lonerNEETlyfe
No.37519
>>37513
You may be a loner. But ITT, you're not alone. How was the parmie? Worth $23?
No.37520
>>37513
>Not eating in the car
That's pretty normie
No.37526
>>36949
thats the reason dont bother going out, 23 bucks for a parma, what a fucken joke
No.37529
>>37513
$23, holy fuck. This is why I cook my own food and never eat out. I actually make chicken parmas all the time. I should post up a guide.
Chicken breast is like $10/Kg. Cut them in half so that they are skinnier and cook quicker/easier. Buy bread crumbs, eggs, cheese, a can of diced tomatoes and some cooking oil.
Ya know, you could've made a kg of chicken parmas for under $25. It'll last me 3-4 days and I just eat chicken parma for lunch and dinner every day after I've made a batch.
No.37540
>>37529
This.
Yall niggers need to learn how to cook, and parmy is very easy to make.
No.37541
>>37529
Yeah I googled every pub in my area too and it was the same price for one everywhere. It was a treat, I'm the dude who's doing C25k, so I'm trying to eat healthy the rest of the time.
>It'll last me 3-4 days and I just eat chicken parma for lunch and dinner every day after I've made a batch.
I've cooked for the next few days before, I just end up eating it all in one or two go's. And parmigiana is fucking delicious I don't think I would be able to resist not inhaling the shit straight up tbh.
No.37543
>>37541
>I'd eat a kilo of parma in one or two sittings
More like the Couch to 250kg.
No.37552
>>37549
Have you actually tried one of those m8? I haven't, but I'd say it would taste shit af.
>>37543
huehuehue I'm on my fourth week and it's going great cunt.
No.37556
>>37549
fuck mate, just because i'm NEET doesn't mean i'm gonna eat shit like that. frozen meals are disgusting.
No.37563
>>37556
It's all made by Pajeet
No.37565
>Chicken
>Tomato
>…together
Fucking Degenerates.
>hai guise I bought some real shit quality chicken!!!!!!!!
>I NEEDS STEALTH MSG TOMATO TO MAKE IT TASTES GOODS
No.37586
>>37482
Actually was a pretty nice experience. I was first in line, the chicks weren't all bitchy yet. Eligible for $2500 Job Commitment Bonus because I kept my job for 12 months or more after starting Newstart. Great turn of events.
Fuck there are some haggard looking cunts in there though, like I know the dentist isn't cheap but neither is your heroin habit. Fix yourself up mate you're a disgrace.
No.37590
>>37586
>Eligible for $2500 Job Commitment Bonus because I kept my job for 12 months or more after starting Newstart.
Wut. They pay you for staying in work for a year?
No.37592
>tfw being asked what I'm doing for Christmas when I haven't made any plans at all
>didn't do anything last Christmas
>got 2 options
>I can fly down to Victoria for it and spend it with my parents, but they're also going to my step aunties house where all my step cousins and family from my step dads side of the family will be who I barely know at all
>will definitely be asked what I'm doing with myself and where I'm working
>would have to withdraw from savings to pay for the flight, cheapest with jetstar is like $600 ;_;
>or I can drive down to airlie beach and spend it with my brother and his gf and her sister and partner, who I also barely know from a bar of soap, will definitely be judged for being a NEET loner at 25 years old
Shits fucked.
No.37594
>>37592
spend that 600 hunge on a hooker
No.37595
>>37594
Nah, I haven't been able to cum whenever I've had sex in the past. I've given up. Fapping is fine.
No.37602
What are you cunts doing for Christmas?
No.37603
>>37595
gotta stop fucking the landwhales with gaping cunts m8
need something tight with traction to blow your beans within a few minutes
No.37604
>>37594
>>37595
Save your hooker funds for Valentine's day, then you can have a threesome to celebrate the day.
No.37606
>>37603
>implying I'm fucking anyone
No.37607
>>37606
>Nah, I haven't been able to cum whenever I've had sex in the past. I've given up. Fapping is fine.
you said it yourself you fucking cocksmoker
No.37609
>>37607
>implying I'm fucking anyone
>had sex in the past
Are you fucking retarded?
No.37619
>>37609
>Nah, I haven't been able to cum whenever I've had sex in the past. I've given up. Fapping is fine.
me
>gotta stop fucking the landwhales with gaping cunts m8
you again claiming you're not having sex.
so how the fuck can you 'not be able to cum during sex' if you're not having sex?
dumb as fuck m8, dumb as fuck
No.37622
File: 1448881033868.jpg (281.34 KB, 797x1200, 797:1200, The_Incredible_All-Girl_Or….jpg)
>2015
>Not having daily hambeast ogries
No.37627
>>37619
>haven't been able to cum when I've had sex in the past
>in the past
I haven't had sex this year.
No.37633
>>37549
Fucking delicious. Just put it in the microwave set it on high for 7 minutes and you're good to go
No.37651
>>37633
>>37622
>Fucking delicious. Just put it in the microwave set it on high for 7 minutes and you're good to go
No.37653
>>37633
Have you ever had a real chicken parm from a pub?
No.37657
>>37653
Not that anon but surely anyone with basic cooking skills could make a decent parma at home. We're not exactly talking about a high-end restaurant type dish here.
No.37658
>>37657
If he thinks a processed as fuck tv dinner chicken parm is fucking delicious you would think he hasn't actually tried a normal one.
No.37659
I think we're all just slowly killing ourselves off out of despair.
No.37663
Poo from a curry I ate last night
(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING AMERICAN) No.37665
HOLD UP, NOONGAS
>>37586
> Eligible for $2500 Job Commitment Bonus because I kept my job for 12 months or more after starting Newstart.
Is this fucking legit? You get some sort of bonus simply for not being a chronic fuckup?
Also, I done a giggle at the rest of your post: nice to see some anons using their NEET time to write quality posts. No fucking excuse for the rest of you: you've got all day.
No.37670
>>37663
>12/01
Seppo detected
No.37674
>>37663
I used that format for posting on the india threads on /n/
No.37680
>>37658
I have tried a parmi from the pub before but it is nothing like the legendary McCain Chicken parmagiana. It is truly superior and even you can't get your hands on it. How dare you insult me and the parmi
No.37682
>>37680
I use a superior microwave with superior electricity to my McCain chicken parmigiana, people flock to my house to bask in it's glory as I eat it of the plastic plate.
No.37688
No.37696
>>36972
> Be a curry
> Be willing to work for $10 an hour
>>37052
Woolies contracts out a lot of their shopping trolley collection so some dodgy curry or muzzie underbids everybody else than hires some import to work for below minimum wage
>>37372
The more normies realize muslims want to behead us all the more sbs and abc will step up the pro-muslim propoganda
>>37389
Go back to reddit
>>37586
WTF is a job commitment bonus and how do I get it? I'm a neet and I've never held a job more than three months
No.37702
>>37696
>>37696
>how do I get it? I'm a neet and I've never held a job more than three months
Are you fucking stupid or what. He literally said he got it for keeping a job for longer then 12 months. Jesus christ m8 learn to read.
No.37788
No.37798
>>37788
I can get and stay diamonds at a whim, it's just not being able to reach orgasm.
No.37812
>>37798
Why continue to live if you can't bust a nut?
No.37828
>>37788
>>37798
Did you used to namefag on halfchan4cucks under the ID MrFloppy?
If you did you called me an abo once you ginormous cunt
No.37830
>>37828
Fucking kek, nah, wasn't me m8
No.37831
>>37812
I can cum to porn fine thank fuck. I should probably go see a sex therapist or some shit
No.37834
Clean stove anon here.
>been cooking some random simple dishes for a few months
>sometimes taking pics and sharing them as cook posts with my NEET brahs
>recently started sharing them to a group chat of just my family
>they're all impressed
>a few days ago tell my parents I'll cook them chicken parmigiana in a few nights
>spend hours watching some youtube vids of people making it, want to blow their socks off
>buy a meat tenderizer to prepare the chicken breasts
>pretty excited
>about to go get the ingredients in a few hours
>get a text from mum that she's down at the shops and asked to text her the ingredients so she could just pick them up
>text her the shit and she calls me and says that it's too much
>tries to tell me all you only really need is chicken sauce and cheese and we could just cook it in the oven
>facepalm
>tell her you gotta bread it, shallow fry it then add the sauce ham and cheese
>mfw she replies "Oh, we'll just not worry about it"
Goddamnit, I spent so much time learning how to cook this shit and now they don't even want it. Ungrateful as fuck m8s.
No.37837
>>37828
There are billions of cucks on halfchan
>>37834
You just can't compete with the best
No.37838
>>37837
>b9206ff86e8865fa5bc0c48005….jpg)
Cook an actual one and take a pic m8
No.37842
Christmas rounds coming up, time to go foot to foot with the biggest normies there are in one BRUTAL month of non-stop questioning, scrutiny and embarrassment. Will the neet survive the ordeals to come? With only his wits and his good boy points to help him we are going to throw him deep into family events, events he only attends out of obligation and MULTIPLE conversations about what he is doing with his life. A challenge like this only comes once a year so remember to eat as much free food as you can, shake hands well and attempt not to admit you dont believe the holocaust was real.
>>37834
Too bad m8, they dont know what they are missing out on. I feel like its not even that hard to make restaurant quality food, all you gotta do is get the ingredients and follow the recipe.
>>37837
fuck of McCain shill
No.37857
>>37842
I fucking know. It's gonna be so fucked. I've been thinking I might book myself into a hotel and order food service every night. I'd struggle with out my gaymen rigg and no fast internet though.
No.37881
>>37842
same type of thing happened to me a few years back, although I didn't spend as much time educating myself on the recipe. when people say they want "pizza" or whatever it happens to be then cut corners on the components of the dish, its like its not even that food anymore. use a different name, like shit pie
No.37882
>>37465
troof. . you've gotta run the gauntlet mang
No.37883
>>37592
nah brah. nobody gives a shit about what other people do with their lives, forget about it. theyre too busy thinking about their own insecurities. go fucking AIRLIE dood. fuck the step-fam
No.37884
>>37831
are you on any meds? SSRI's make you pretty unable to bust it. in fact I'm pretty sure anything that you take regularly causes sexual dysfunction. big part of it is also your mentality right? do you feel close to the person? or are you talking about with strangers? it could be that you don't trust the chick/guys butthole enough to be able to let go.
No.37885
>>36982
bet it tastes ok, but that looks like shit
No.37886
>>37048
yehhhhh don't discouraged by that. woollies, especially in shitholes like rassy, pretty much hook up friends and family these days in lots of stores. they only advertise the jobs because they have to legally, they've already decided who has the position. literally nothing to do with you. source: former woollies pleb and overall madcunt
No.37887
>>37073
my psychologist is a Dr. how the hell does that work?
No.37888
>>37884
Not on any meds atm, apart from magnesium when I remember to take it to stop cramps. I was actually on lexapro for a few months a while ago, but stopped taking them purely because I couldn't blow on them when fapping. I've only had sex with prostitutes, forever alone.
No.37889
>>37886
>shitholes like rassy
Do you live around Townsville m8?
No.37890
>>37372
the smith st store where the Melbourne location is on that show is about 200m from my place. go all the time, have done for years. haven't watched the show or anything, not sure how TV has spun it, but theyre actually decent people. the kind of mussies you want around. most people who complain about muslims actually just haven't lived around them much. theyre decent, hardworking folk for the overwhelming part. very respectful, i.e. if you go into a store run by muslims with your gf and its a male cashier, he makes a concerted effort not to look at her, out of respect for you.
forget about the Lebanese Sydney fuckers who are just as bad as white Australian bogans, as a white/veteran/fairly boganic dude if i was in an accident or needed help in any way the first place i would go is to the muslims.
No.37891
>>37889
used to. lived on riverway dve further down towards the dam. whats the suburb called? forget what it was. then Cranbrook. armyfag at the time.
No.37892
>>37888
yeh i did Lexapro for a while up until about 2 months ago. was shit as, for the first month i couldn't even blow, then it did nothing for my mood at all. now on beta-blockers and i have to say that so far so good. its great to not have your adrenaline glands kick into high gear just because youre having a social interaction. even had a big dispute that went nearly physical on the street with this huge dude a few days into the B-B's and realised after that i didn't even get fussed. usually i would be shaking, breathing heavily etc. ready for battle, but i think its because i was able to stay cool that he backed off. off topic a little.
do you have to drink before you meet girls/fuck prozzies? i know i do. have you had sex sober lately?
BTW. don't be ashamed of prozzies. remember, youre not paying them to fuck you, youre paying them to leave you alone afterwards :))))
No.37893
>>37529
that's the best picture ive ever seen
No.37894
>>37891
It's fucking Kelso m8, it's a little fucked. I'm only living here cause its cheap rent and I get my own bathroom and shit. I've been here for going on 3 years and still don't know anyone really. Chuck us your email or some shit m8
No.37895
>>37892
>do you have to drink before you meet girls/fuck prozzies? i know i do. have you had sex sober lately?
I was drunk the first time I was fucking a bitch and couldn't cum. I was in Prague a few years ago and went to a masseuse and got a happy ending, couldn't cum completely sober. Now I barely even pursue woman at all because I know I won't be able to cum.
No.37904
>>37895
Does sex still feel good for you even though you can't cum? Sure, hookers would want you to cum asap so you can gtfo but wouldn't normie/tinder qts want a guy like you, who can get and stay hard for a very long time? Just something to think about.
No.37905
>>37904
I've only ever fucked prostitutes, never had sex without a condom.
No.37906
>>37905
I see now. I've mostly only fucked prostitutes. My prostitute to non-prostitute fuck ratio is approx. 20:2
No.37909
>>37890
Hey goy
>>37906
A guy from my old job went to a brothel and he was too drunk to get a boner so he licked out the hookers cunt, came into work next week with swollen glands and some sores on his face. Pretty sure he has herpes now.
No.37914
>>37909
>tfw gone down on a hooker as well
>didn't get any herpes shit on my face thank fuck
Dodged a bullet there boys.
No.37918
>>37914
I half went down on a hooker recently (just licked her clit for a second or two ;)
So far no herpes, but I might've caught one of those symptom-less STDs. I'll have to get tested to be sure.
No.37931
>>37918
>>37914
What the fuck is wrong with you cunts?
You don't eat them, you beat em
No.37939
>>37931
I like to eat da pussy mane
No.37942
What are you doing on this sweltering Sunday cunts? Just cracked open a bottle with my dad, shit's lookin' real comfy/lazy
No.37949
>>37942
It's not that hot where I am. I haven't been to the beach or swam in the ocean for a couple of years at least. I'd like to go but am too ashamed of my fat rolls and almost albino pale skin. The thought of being surrounded by Instagram photo taking normies frightens me deeply. I'll just swallow another vitamin D tablet and play GTAV Online.
What are you drinking? I've got some whisky, ginger ale and sparkling apple juice. Gonna make a fruity cocktail.
No.37953
>>37942
I just had a massive fuck around trying to get a new bulb for my bathroom light that stopped working last week.
>drive to bunnings, show them the old light bulb
>get a replacement
>drive home and try to put it in
>welp it's slightly too small
>drive all the way back to bunnings
>get a refund, tell them it's too small
>mfw the dude tells me I gotta bend the metal bits so it fits in properly
>he's fucking right
>buy another one
>drive home
>try to put it in, nearly shatter it because I'm a dopey fuck
>get it in
>now I gotta get the dome cover on it
>fucker won't go on
>shove it on there
That'll do.
No.37962
>>37953
Those bulbs suck, you can't make crack pipes out of them
No.37977
I'm going to AUS as a neet with no money…
I'm going to hitch around the harvest trail looking for working hostels and farm and fruit work.
Any neet want to come on an adventure?
No.37984
No.37985
Just finished the movie rudderless, it was a great watch m8s. Definitely recommend it.
No.38000
>>37977
You'll get treated like a slave, some have actually complained of slavery conditions.
low wages, stolen wages, fees for housing being astronomical and deducted from pay….
10/10 for motivation tho.
No.38010
>>37985
It was pretty good ay. I want to face fuck Selena Gomez. What was that nursery rhyme the band played? I cannot remember.
No.38011
>>37977
where you from? you white?
No.38012
>>37977
Dirty hobbit anon, you aren't "foreign" enough to get a job on farms. Come back when you're Asian.
No.38018
Well, it seems my job active provider figured out or was some how alerted to the fact they have not booked me an appointment for the past 3 months.
It was pretty sweet not having to bother with that bullshit but I have an appointment next week with them.
Time to find a job I guess.
No.38021
>>38018
The job people haven't contacted me for about a month, feels pretty good.
No.38022
>>37977
>I'm going to AUS as a neet with no money…
>
>I'm going to hitch around the harvest trail looking for working hostels and farm and fruit work.
>
>Any neet want to come on an adventure?
been there and done that. fucking bullshit $$ and u work like a "dog" and some fat sweaty cunt cracks a whip while u busting ur ass, no thank you but i wish u the best in ur job adventure
No.38035
Clean stove anon here once again, this is the chicken parm I made earlier, looks like a dogs breakfast but it was delicious. Made 3 of them. Added bacon instead of ham and drowned it in sauce, fuck it was good.
It's fucking shit using an electric stove top, the heat is all fucked, you gotta turn it on and wait for it to heat up and shit. Followed this cunts recipe, Nicko's kitchen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTefXzEP9oQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3GbzZZ72to
No.38041
Hey have any of you cunts got calls from centrelink wanting their money back?
>was on dolebux for a bit
>found a job
>went off it soon after
>declared my income correctly
>DHS cunts call me up today
>we requires $180 from you because an audit found you were overpaid
I declared my income perfectly, those retards fucked up not me
No.38042
>>38035
No chips? chips and aoli sauce go good with it
>>38041
pay them in installments of $1
If its a centrelink debt they'll hound the fuck out of you
No.38045
>>38041
I got a centrelink debt I've been paying off for a few years m8. I stupidly told them I wasn't working when I was like an 18yo dumb cunt. Ran up like a 5k debt, only have like $200 of it left or some shit now. They take out $83 from my fortnightly payments.
No.38072
>>38035
I like how you outlined the 3 individual portions. Is that a salt and pepper sachet on the plate?
No.38073
>>38072
No it's a sticker that hasn't been taken off yet, I'm gonna cook some more now. They're so good
No.38103
>>38045
Were you working or something?
>>38094
No.38108
Making up a batch of crumbed chicken later today for my parmas, I'll post up a guide for how I do it. Gotta have me breaky, go to gym and a few other neet activities first though.
No.38113
>>38103
Yes, lying to Centrelink never works unless you're getting straight up cash in hand.
No.38121
>Get a call back from potential employer
>Only have had 3 months paid work in the past 18 months
>She brings this up as a deterrent even though the skills test I did via email was among the highest ranked of the candidates
>After basically saying no I didn't get the job she asks why I haven't been able to find one (REALLY CUNT!?)
>Suggests I volunteer anywhere in my area
>End the hone call with all the formalities and thanks
>See volunteering in my area consists of gift wrapping Christmas presents to Middle Eastern countries and helping old cunts with dementia
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHY CUNT, I'M LITERALLY THE MOST CAPABLE PERSON THAT APPLIED OF DOING THAT DATABASING ROLE BUT YOU NEED ME TO WIPE THE EXCESS FOOD FROM SOME OLD CUNT'S FACE TO BE SURE I'M RIGHT FOR THIS
>m-muh reliability, m-muh references
I FUCKING GAVE YOU MY ONLY PAST EMPLOYER, HERE'S A BRIGHT IDEA, FUCKING HIRE ME SO I CAN BUILD A CAREER
No.38122
Alright cunts, it's dole day so today and for the next few days we eat like kangz while all those other fuckings are at work working hard and paying taxes so they can keep the chicken parmas going.
i also make a sick pot of tom yung goong, curries and other stuff. i usually cook all my food because i have autism fits over concerns of the food safety in restaurants so it all works out for the best.
anyway, i'm full, been to the gym, made my parmas, so im gonna have a nap.
No.38125
>>38121
INDIA TAKES YOUR JOB AGAIN
If you help the people with dementia you might be able to steal some money off them or take nude photos of them, they won't remember.
No.38127
>>38125
>If you help the people with dementia you might be able to … take nude photos of them
You do realise the age at which most people get dementia, right?
No.38128
Anyone noticed when you click on a post number and the quick reply box comes up, the OP post is already there even though you didn't click it?
No.38129
>>38122
>>38094 here
I've been coating the breasts in flour before the egg, also making my own sauce, one onion, garlic and tomato paste and a tin of chopped tomatoes. Been following Nicko's kitchen recipe. It ended up being fucking $50 to get everything for my first shop.
I should start putting it in the oven do the cheese melts properly, I've been nuking it in the microwave.
Also I wouldn't be eating this shit if I was lifting, m8.
No.38130
>>38129
Yeah, I use to do flour but I don't bother, didn't seem to make any difference to me.
$50 can be a lot but once you've got the oil, your expenses go down for future ones.
This is fine to eat while lifting/exercising IMO, I don't eat a lot of junk food. I typically have oats/bananna/greek yogurt for breaky, this for lunch and I'll have the rest of the parmas I cooked earlier prolly around 8pm.
Your parmas look good.
I sometimes shift some herbs and stuff through my breadcrumb mix to make em a bit different. Chillis, sage, stuff like that. The crumb chicken is also really nice with just some squeezed lemon instead of turning it into a parma.
Damn, I love parmas.
No.38131
No.38132
>>38129
>>38122
>>38130
AHH MCCAIN YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
No.38133
>>38132
Enjoy all the added, salt, preservatives and whatever else is in it, which was probably all sourced from China.
No.38135
>>38133
Just the food, the box was made in Australia
No.38139
Dole day today, fuck yes. Time to buy booze and snus and generally waste my money on stupid things so that I end up broke again by next Wednesday and have to spend another week being bored shitless with nothing to do.
I hate this lifestyle but there are no jobs. I would love to have a small casual job to fill the time and earn some $$$, but not even the fucking fast-food restaurants around here are hiring.
>>38132
>NEET_does_the_weekly_shop.jpg
No.38140
>>38139
>buy booze and snus
As in smokes?
>tfw don't drink or smoke
>still broke as fuck before pay day every fortnight
Fast food is my crutch.
No.38152
>>38139
My paydays tomorrow, have to renew my license so I'll probably be drinking the $13 goon and smoking the Jps 25 pouch.
Maybe buy some tasty McCaine parmigiana's
No.38154
>>38140
Snus is this smokeless tobacco from Sweden, I use it in the house when I can't be bothered going out for a smoke. Unfortunately the customs duty on it is fucking ridiculous - a single 24-pouch tub (pic related) costs $5, but after going through customs it works out at more $25, same price as a pack of smokes.
Fucking greedy government cunts. If they really gave a shit about our health, they'd ban cigarettes and allow the sale of snus in Australia with low tax. Sweden is a nation of faggot cuckolds but they've got one thing right with mass adoption of snus - iirc, they've got the lowest rates of smoking-related cancers in the world.
>>38152
>$13 goon
>not drinking Oriloff Vodka
There's a bottleshop near me that sells it for $30. This is the cheapest I've been able to find it anywhere though, $24: http://www.jimscellars.com.au/_product/view-product/oriloff-vodka?id=cb28f5d05a9632a804ef5f99f8e9a162&sessid=38597c12455c509b52bdab315f67d2a9
No.38160
Cooked some healthy shit for tea tonight.
>didn't realize a cup of uncooked rice/quinoa equals a fuck load cook
just some ketchap manis on the rice so it's not so boring. Seasoned the chicken with cajun seasonings and chucked it on the barbie.
No.38163
>>38154
Not bad for $30 but its only 700ml and 37% booz, I usually finish a goonbag in one night because my tolerance shot up over the last two years.
No.38164
>>38160
I took a whole broccoli and cut off the florets and steamed them, then ate the stalk raw for shits and giggles. Wasn't that appetizing m8s. Ate most of it while I was waiting for the rice to cook.
No.38166
How do my fellow neets fill their free time?
Playing vidya and shitposting for 16 hours a day is getting boring
No.38167
>>38166
Fallout 4, but when I'm not playing that I'm either napping or shitposting on halfchan and shit.
I signed up to meetup.com.au a while ago and went along to the wolf of wall street with some complete randoms, it was average, quite a few NEET pothead losers and currys, no hot bitches. Didn't go to another. You should look into it though if you're after company though.
No.38168
>>38167
Whoops, it's meetup.com. Plenty of aussies use it though.
No.38169
>>38168
Start a meetup for NEETS lol
No.38170
>>38168
I've never seen so many normie groups, should start a terrorist meet up and see if I get v&
No.38171
>>38122
Where can I get a decent pan like that m8? I've been just getting shit from woolies.
No.38175
>>38167
I found an alright 250cc-and-under motorbike riders group on Meetup when I was in Sydney. Nearly all were L&Ps, and 'representative' of Sydney (i.e: Asians, Indians, WASPs). The one grrrl was the owner of the group, in her 50s.
..but it actually wasn't bad. But then I was forced to flee the city because Insane Girlfriend. :/
In Newcastle now… and every fucking thing on meetup.com is creepster "40s and Single", moron-level "Reiki"-cult stuff, or "Get Rich Quick On Internets".
No.38177
Diagnosed autismo here (level 2 out of 3 sperg lel)
Going in for a centerlink assessment today, moderate chance I might get full DSP bux.
Wish me luck, bros.
No.38178
>>38171
Not sure, my mum bought me this one. I think she got it from some homewares place. Woolies typically sell cheap shit teflon pans that are easily scratched and means you're eating tiny teflon chips.
Stainless steel master race.
No.38179
>>38177
Good luck bro.
I could never score enough points for DPS, so they bounced me to a disability services provider who were great until the July changes, then they turned really nasty on me because I walked out of a job they helped get me because it wasn't a safe work place (plus I was being harassed and shit like that).
No.38183
>>38178
Yeah, I got a decent skillet from a shop, I've just bought a few knives and measuring shit from woolies.
No.38192
>>38122
What's your sauce recipe?
No.38194
>>38179
Assessment went well. Very good chance I'll have it in late January.
No.38195
>>38194
>late January
Does it normally take that long from when you first apply for it?
No.38197
>>38195
Yeah takes about 6-8 weeks
Once it goes through tho you get a back payment for those 6-8 weeks
At least that's what happen to me
No.38207
>>38154
>Snus
Never heard of it, but that pic looks like a tin of used tea bags.
No.38216
Left it late for my reporting by about half an hour, now I have to wait till monday for my payment.
Fucking eastern state times
No.38259
So NEETs, got any plans for the weekend? Or will it be the same as usual - sit inside slowly drinking yourself to death?
I know which one it will be for me…
No.38293
I'm so fucking sick of this life as a NEET. I'm fucking 25 years old and I have no life or friends. Kill me.
No.38296
>>38293
I'm a 29 yr old NEET also with no life or friends. Killing you would actually give me something to do this weekend. Give me your address and I shall come after you like a Terminator.
No.38297
>>38259
No plans yet but waiting on a fellow NEET to give me his home address so I can kill him. Then I shall continue drinking self to death.
No.38300
>>>38297
>replying to your own post
No.38312
>>38296
>>38293
Give me your address and I'll molest you like Jared Fogle
No.38330
No.38333
>>38330
>Grow up
>Posted on a NEET thread
Hows the 9 to 5 with the wife and kids?
No.38335
>>38333
>if you're NEET it automatically means you're an immature little shit :^)
Kill yourself.
No.38338
>>38335
Nah m8 my trips and internal autism powers will power me through all normie posts like a McCaine Chicken Parmigiana on a 1000w microwave
No.38339
>>38335
>implying that's not the case
No.38348
>>38338
>>38339
Looks like I'm too normie for the NEET generals, even when I've created the last 3 and about 40% of posts are me.
No.38356
>>38348
Well aren't you just a special little snowflake!
No.38358
Where do you NEETs buy your clothes from? It's shit buying clothes as a fat cunt. The only retailers that stock clothes in anything past xl is just bigw and kmart it seems.
>tfw 5xl
No.38359
>>38358
I "buy" my clothes from charity bins.
No.38360
>>38358
Not a NEET, but I still budget shop where possible, same problem with the size thing, need 3XL's for wide shoulders and stocky frame. Lowes Menswear is my go-to, can usually pick up ok clothes there for cheap (They usually have 5-10$ sections), as well as some nice shirts for ~$25 if you ever need to go formal.
No.38361
>>38360
True, I thought they just stocked work clothes.
No.38362
>>38361
Nah m80, their quite good for casual-wear too. They do have a good choice of work-clothes for 3XL's plus too though. I just checked their website, don't take the prices there as fact, there as so many cheaper options in store.
No.38363
>>38360
The cheap as fuck shirts I get from bigw and kmart get underarm stains after a few months, pretty sure they soak up BO smell after a while too and won't come out, I've showered and put on deodorant and put one of them on before and have been told I have BO. I normally use lynx spray deo but today I was told to get pic related, shit works great apparently.
No.38364
>>38363
I've had it happen too, though only when using cheap-as-fuck deodorants (and I mean bargain cheap roll-ons 5 for $1 from Rite Price Groceries). Seems like those are the worst. My biggest personal recommendation, is 20 minutes or so after putting deodorant on, use some talcum powder. Smells nice, good for the skin, and stops you from chafing or getting any perspiration from underarm rubbing together, which I've found to be the worst.
No.38366
>>38358
I usually just buy off ebay so I don't have to go into packed as fuck shopping malls where i'll be dodging human traffic and run into people I hate
>>38359
I set a good sammies bin on fire when I was in high school, this was before they started putting video cameras around them.
No.38367
>>38366
Ebay.com.au? The Murican one would be all fucked up imo, they're sizes being all out of wack compared to ours. I'd be hesitant I would get ripped off.
No.38368
>>38358
Targét. They have a "T30" brand that was alright for my better-than-a-cheap-crappy-cotton-tshirt needs, although those were like $25-level expensive– but my clothes last for years since I launder and dry them properly. They've got a fatarse 'Big' section too.
No.38371
>>38368
>since I launder and dry them properly
Tell me how you do this m8. I just wait till my dirty clothes pile up in a washing basket then dump them all in the washing machine, colours and all. I normally use pic related.
No.38372
Anyone happen to see this? Some anorexic bitch on youtube who makes vids uploaded this then removed it, haha.
No.38374
>>38367
No point buying american with the way the exchange rate is
No.38375
>>38368
Big W "Big blokes section"
Same fat faggots in flanno's with ginger beards thinking being a fat cunt make them a tough cunt
No.38379
>>38358
K-mart. You can tops for under $5. I think they only go up to 3XL though, so you might be shit outta luck. How the fuck are you a 5XL?
No.38380
>>38371
The Secret of Making Jeans And Shirts Last Years: Don't fuck up the cotton.
NEVER USE A CLOTHES-DRYER (or if you have too, just resign yourself to having to buy new clothes every 6 months). Hang the clothes immediately from the washing machine– don't let them dry in a creased state.
Flap all the creases out, and then use three pegs to suspend it from the line– being taut, but without stretching the material, or letting it sag or 'hook' from a peg– and then use socks and underwear on the same pegs to stop pegmarks (and damage).
Jeans: fold to double the legs over and hang them by two pegs from the bottom, using the weight of the clothing to make it dry out without creases.
No.38381
>>38380
PS: this elite method passed down through the generations also has the advantage of not needing to iron most shirts
>he irons his t-shirts
because you use a fucking clothes-dryer
No.38383
>>38380
I just use one of these, anon.
No.38385
>>38380
Thanks I'll let my mum know
No.38386
>>38377
She's such a whore, I could only ever fap to the idea of her.
But once you look at a pic of her you feel bad like when you fap to somone who's dead or had cancer
No.38390
>>36949
well off to the job agency I go for another fucking useless course on job phone interview skills.
seriously wtf, I've done like 5 or 6 of these time wasting bullshit courses, they dont give a fuck about getting me a job
and I copy my 10 jobs a fortnight straight from whitepages, so ….. why bother going anyway
No.38394
>>38386
>But once you look at a pic of you feel bad like when you fap to somone who's dead or had cancer
?
No.38395
>>38390
I think my job agency forgot about me, they havent contacted me in 2 months
>>38394
Cause she's like frail weak and sick looking
No.38398
>>38395
Her meaty pussy isn't.
No.38399
>>38398
Honestly, I'd be afraid of breaking her.
No.38403
Why dont all you neets who hate job agencies and all that shit just get on the dsp?
Chances are if you're posting here you qualify
No.38406
>>38403
I've only told them I suffer from depression and anxiety. Also made up that I get panic attacks. I don't think centrelink cares about that, and you have to have something more serious wrong with you to get dsp or something
No.38415
>>38406
Never too late to call up Charlie Sheen for some vitamin AIDS
No.38418
>>38406
>see max employment/job agency psych
>be full sperg mode
>mention how looking for work/interacting with people etc makes you more of a sperg (mentioning suicide and getting put on drugs helps a lot)
>do this for 2months or so
>get dsp form
>Get gp/psych to write up some medical shit saying how much of a sperg you are
>Send in dsp request thing (you'll get an appointment for an assessment about 2 weeks later)
>Sperg like you've never sperged before
>6-8 weeks later you should be enjoying your autismbux
Worked for me anyway
No.38429
>>38398
If you're finding yourself attracted to skeletor then you need to get your T-levels checked ASAP.
>>38403
I'm getting DSP Jan next year because muh autism is considered a disability (I guess it is).
>>38418
There must be more to it than that. What's your medical condition?
No.38444
>>38429
antisocial personality disorder, anxiety, depression
I dont think I actually have any of these things tho
No.38455
>get a referral faxed over to the hospital to see a psychiatrist in October, forget about it
>about a month goes by
>haven't heard anything from the hospital
>ring them up to ask if they've received the fax
>told no and get asked to get hold of the GP to re-fax it
>ring up the clinic
>tell them they need to re-fax it because it didn't go through
>they say ok then the bitch at reception tells me it can take a few weeks for them to receive it because they have such a massive backlog to go though each week
>ok
>wait a week
>ring up the hospital, ask them if they received the new fax
>get told no
>ask them how long it normally takes for them to receive a fax and for it get through processing
>mfw she say's just 48 hours
>that fucking cunt receptionist
>ring up the clinic again
>tell them it didn't go through again
>they need to re-fax it
>they do it
>hang up
>call the hospital 5 minutes later
>they've received it but tell me IT ISN'T SIGNED BY THE GP WHO SENT IT SO THAT'S WHY IT KEPT GETTING DISCARDED
>ring up the clinic
>tell them
This is what you can expect with pajeet GP's
No.38484
>>38455
my muzzie malay doctor is 100% reliable tbh fam
No.38486
Turns out I've got an appointment booked with the max employement psych on friday m80. DSP here I come.
No.38494
>>38455
Did you remember to tip pajeet a shit?
No.38510
>>38502
Looks real nice m9. Is that ham you've put on the cooked chicken? I've never made a parma, but now I really want to.
No.38514
>>38510
Yeah, it's easy as. The ham/bacon goes on there so the sauce doesn't make the breading soggy.
No.38517
>>38502
>>38501
>>38500
This looks fucking great m8.
Sauce? receipe
No.38518
>>38517
>heat up some oil in a pan
>chop up an onion, add to the pan and stir it, you want to cook it down so it's nice and translucent
>add garlic, stir
>add a dollop of tomato paste, stir in
you'll see in the first pic I got a can of whole peeled italian tomatoes, instead of diced tomatoes which I used to use, the sauce was too chunky with diced so I got whole peeled instead.
>dump the can of whole tomatoes in a separate bowl, use your hands to crush them
>add to the pan, stir it through, let it cook and reduce for a few minutes
>add fresh basil to give it that delicious aroma
Done.
No.38521
>>38502
>Eating dinner at the computer
>Neet life
No.38525
Meant to start a temporary picking cash job.
Adelaide rain fucks it all up to the point where I may not be needed any more.
Have degree and diploma cannot find work anywhere even basic work
No.38528
>>38160
I thought that was buckwheat for a second.
No.38531
M8s, I definitely recommend you buy >>38363 for your deodorant needs, you can buy it from Coles or Woolies. It's fucking great, It makes you smell clean and fresh and lasts up top 24 hours. Albeit it is expensive though, at about $14. It's worth the cost imo.
No.38538