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 No.37103

Hey cunts,

I have a court matter coming up (first mentions) in qld and am wondering what experience you all have with the justice system, specifically qld.

I was charged with drug dealing after being ratted on by one of my clients. I was only small time and only sold weed i grew myself. Given i have a clean record and only was ever small time and helped the detectives, what are my chances at not going to jail?

Is there anything else i should do to sucker up to the prosecutors?

 No.37105

You should probably ask these questions to your lawyer, they'll have a better idea what's typical.


 No.37109

>>37103

Paint your skin brown and say you converted to Islam and if your not let off the hook you'll do a terrorism.


 No.37111

Why the fuck are you asking us? Ask a fucking lawyer.


 No.37112

>>37111

>>37105

my lawyer is a legal aid uni grad who doesn't have that much experience with drug cases. Not asking for specific legal advice just opinions and others' experiences.


 No.37114

>I was charged with drug dealing after being ratted on by one of my clients.

You made the retard mistake of letting clients know you're growing, didntcha?

>my lawyer looks at me like I'm stupid

My younger brother and his mate found an abandoned grow and had the tard idea of thinking they could sell it 'to just their friends'. "Oh, you found some Junkie friends who won't try to blackmail you for your supply, knowing the position they can get you in if you don't give them what they want? Good luck with that. "


 No.37116

>>37114

what did your brother get?

>You made the retard mistake of letting clients know you're growing, didntcha?

Pretty much


 No.37119

>>37112

>my lawyer is a legal aid uni grad who doesn't have that much experience with drug cases

you're fucked.


 No.37133

You might as well start stretching your rectal hole now.


 No.37147

>what did your brother get?

He didn't get into trouble (for the pot at least). He went with my plan of using the ~25 plants up by never taking larger amounts about, and pretending to his mates that it was procured by normal means- which his friends all had themselves, and none of them were beggers, so it worked out.

I also had to remind him that Mum is an ex-Cop with a better nose for it than I had, so storing a gladbag full of the weed at home was also not happening.

A while later, my bro, a mate, and I had our ~5 year crime career come to an end when the mate didn't run fast enough when we were sprung by security during a high-school break-in. Being the over-18 of the group, I took the fall for organizing the B&Es– but we had a consistent story already planned for just 2 break-ins with the same MO (glass-cutter'ing windows to steal computers), which we/I was charged for (2 years probation, $20 court costs). In actual fact, we were responsible for ~50 public-building/business break-ins, that most of the time no-one realized had happened because of the way we did things and only taking things that wouldn't be noticed.


 No.37169

You say that you "helped the detectives",

By admitting you grow and sell weed?

If so that was a big mistake. The police are not there to 'help' you good goy. There job is to charge and prosecute naive criminals.

I'd be anticipating a suspended sentence and a couple of years probation.

On court day, wear decent clothes, be clean shaven, neat hair etc. And if you're ever arrested in future, don't say anything to the police/detectives apart from your name and home address.


 No.37175

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Can you cunts like, not get yourselves fucking sent to prison? Our user count is low as it is.


 No.37182

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>>37147

Tell me more

Name and address too please?


 No.37224

>>37182

It was all done more than 10 years ago, so I actually could go into details…

What also helped me with the magistrate was my not being the life-of-crime type– 2nd year Uni, excellent grades, etc. "It won't help anyone to throw this person in gaol who can be of great value to the community…"

–NEETSensei.


 No.37227

>>37175

ye not me mum m80 I'll go download illegal country and western music from the deep web and post it right here you watch me


 No.37230

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>>37103

Wot cunt u think u hard?

I did 1 week for train tickets


 No.37263

>>37112

> legal aid

I wouldn't trust them. You need to hire a private solicitor.


 No.37267

>>37263

Abbo's get free lawyers


 No.37302

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>>37103

NEVER ever tell a cop / detective anything, if you already admitted to selling ur fucked. If not, deny that u have any part selling and only use it for "personal use" regardless of the amount found by police. Always keep a number of legal help in ur speed dialz. When speaking to a lawyer, NEVER TELL them that you had intentions of selling but that it was your personal stash police found. If your rouge asshole customer testify AGAINST YOU in court, deny any knowledge of it unless he/she can PROVE it on camera or sound recording. if the asshole scum has proof against you (basically fucked at this point) still continue to deny that selling ever existed. Basically the law will try everything to find you GUILTY unless you can spin some very good bullshit lies to get yourself out of. I hope that asshole client of yours dies in a fire.


 No.37496

>>37103

You should avoid time matey - sounds like you've already admitted to dealing unfortunately - as others have said that was a mistake, never make statements without legal representation.

It sounds like you are mentally ill, see a psychologist ASAP to get your schizophrenia diagnosed and treated

http://www.helpguide.org/articles/schizophrenia/schizophrenia-signs-types-and-causes.htm

Godspeed


 No.37507

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>>37103

I hope you get done, cunt.




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