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>>37479

Another one

>Got off the plane in Sydney

>Took the train back to Central station

>Went to get on a city circle train to Town Hall

>Some fat cunt with a lazy eye gets off the train

>everyone on the train looked absolutely disgusted

>Plumpton Mclazy eye had pissed herself on the seats and it stank to fucking buggery

Say classy Shittyrail

>Live in Sydney

>Coming home on train

kill yourself cunt

>>37481

Gross man

One time an abo got off the train as we went in at Perth station and had pissed himself on the seat, we sat as far away from it as possible but it stank so bad.

I stood up and said I'm going into the next carriage cause this one fucking stinks and everyone got up and followed me.

>>37500

One time I left Perth station at 6am after a night out and fell asleep for 2 hours, woke up on the other side of the city hungover as fuck.

>>37497

10 years ago me and my friends were going to the city and this abo family got on the train and the old black gin mum had her hands down her pants scratching her cunt, everyone was looking at her and she started shouting "DAAARNT LOOK AT ME DOGS! DAAAARNT LOOK AT ME!"

Abo's used to be a huge problem until they brought in transit guards that check everyone's tickets when you leave or enter the train station.

>>37503

Sounds like she sure was showing off that 62 iq

>Traveling home from Sydney

>on the way I started to smell something that was just not right

>didnt pay much mind to it

>reach my station, get up walk towards exit of the train

>smell intensifies, sorta smells like someone shit their pants

>see the whole front part of the cabin full of people pretending there is no smell

>this one motherfucker is borderline crying as he looks at me with the guiltiest eyes I have ever seen as if he is pleading for me to help him

That was a weird day for me. I still wonder if he was guilty of just some overemotional victim.

>on the train home from Sydney

>really really need to take a massive fucking shit

>decide to try and relieve the pressure slightly by farting

>the slight lapse in sphincter control results in a sudden torrent of liquid shit flooding my pants

>the smell is disgusting

>other passengers are trying to ignore it

>I'm practically crying by this point, I wish I'd never left the house, like a good neet

>this one guy looks at me as he's about to get off the train

>I almost want to cry out to him for help

I've not left the house since that day. I'll never forget the feeling of it all running down my legs when I stood up. Squelching in my shoes.

>Be 14 many years ago.

>Travel to and from Central each day for schooling, but have no friends and no-one I study with has need to travel on the same line as me.

>One day otw home, find a Picture magazine left on the seat.

>Cock is hard as a rock, literally cannot wait to get home to jack off so go into train toilet.

>Holy fuck these toilets are small.

>No toilet paper, nothing to jizz into.

>Think fuck it, try to jizz into hand basin but it goes all over the taps and mirror.

>"Oh shit, I think someone is outside toilet waiting to use it."

>Sit in toilet for like 20 minutes.

>Open the door, no-one there, make a dash to another carriage.

>>37516

>life starts well as I'm constructed by a Bengali qt3.14

>suddenly shipped to Straya

>jesus christ how horrifying.warning label

>wait around in store for ages

>bottle-blonde bogan sheila flogs me off to some sperg shut-in

>cunt never wears me

>he finally leaves the house one day and pops me on

>fuck me that stench

>it gets worse throughout the day as he waddles to and from Chinese cartoon stores

>home time

>cunt wades through the piss and half-empty UDL cans that comprise the floor

>after a bit, start to smell something not quite right

>we're already on cityrail so I'm pretty impressed

>the tubby bitch starts fidgeting, wiggling his piggy toes inside of me

>the smell gets worse, and people start leaving the carriage in a panic

>he stands up for his stop and a torrent of digested instant ramen lands in me gob

Fuck I hate being shoes.

>>37479

Sydney generally is full of shitty rude people.

>>37531

>Go into train toilet

>Nothing to jizz into

Why didn't you jizz into the TOILET BOWL???

>>37545

I just jizz on the floor

>>37545

Well, my cock curves up and i shoot instead of dribble. Anyway, this is almost 10 years ago.

>>37554

Curvy cock. Have you applied for DSP?

It's called a "lift" you inbred seppo cunt.

Is anyone else mad about the Opal scheme they're forcing on us next year in lieu of excursion and weekly tickets? I'm just one of many in Shitney, but I still don't want the places I travel to and how I get there tracked this way.

>tfw live in the sunny tropics of Townsville where it's hot as fuck yearly

>only leave the house for max employment appointments

I don't know thoses Sydney feels but this place is packed with bogans and abbo scum.

>>37500

Once i tried to get on the train as the doors were closing because I figured they were like the doors in lifts and you could just push them apart.

I got stuck halfway in the door and had to force myself back out as the train started accelerating, ripping the glasses off my face and onto the train floor in the process. So I was standing at the train station as the train took off with my glasses in them

everyone was watching me ;_;

>>37561

That's the worst thing about it. If you have Cennalink shit that you're supposed to do and you decide to get the bus to Bondi Beach instead or similar they can look up where you've been with your pensioner card.

>>37654

won't matter

They don't have enough staff to give a shit

>>37668

(inappropriate reaction image, just glanced through my image folder and thought "oh its spurdo)

>bus to chatswood

>accidentally bump seat in front of me.

>stupid chink cunt turns around and smacks me.

>wtf?

>tell bus driver I was assaulted (not hurt, trying to be vindictive)

>bus driver says what do you want me to do? Try moving seats.

>guy behind me tells me not to escalate the situation.

>can't help but wonder how the bus would have reacted if I punched some stupid chink bitch in the face.

>so many stupid fucking chinks in Sydney.

>seriously, fuck china.

>>37850

Chinese have no manners, I was at JB-HI a couple years ago and this chinese cunt was pushing into the back of me in the line expecting the line to move faster, I put up with it until I got to the counter and told him to knock the fuck off.

He gave me some evil curse eye look.

>>37859

>>37850

Chinese are the most passive aggressive little shits.

As soon as you raise your voice at them they back off though.

>>37859

Apparently people don't wait for their turn in China, they just kinda flock to the front in a first come, first serve nature.

>>37859

rajahstanis and other shit parts of india (nearly all) do this too. Worse still they press up against you with their fucking smelly, sweat-filled clothing. Fuck.

How shit at sustaining a mediocre level of thought do you have to be, to think that pushing someone in the back will make the line go faster? I fail to comprehend how they're that dumb.

Why the fuck do so many foreign cunts crowd the doors as people are trying to get off? Their efforts to push on make the event a clusterfuck and forces everyone else to do the same or risk being left on the platform because the dumb cunts don't move into the carriage. I don't see why we should have to have public services explicitly state, "Wait for people to get off" when it's just common sense. Do we need to set up designated standing areas so all the curries, chinks and smack heads know where to wait their fucking turn?

>>38081

I don't live near a grammar school so I don't experience that. I live in the suburbs where the government has expressly stated they're trying to diversify more.

>>38118

I live near Coles