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 No.38116

As you might all be aware, we have a bit of a spam problem. New janitors are required to cover the following hours (for simplification, timezone is AU EST):

5AM - 10AM

6PM - 11PM

The 5AM slot would be best suited to any NEETs with unusual sleeping hours or yanks who frequent our fair board.

Please send all applications to shlomogoldstein@national.shitposting.agency

UPDATE:

5AM slot has now been filled. However, another janitor to cover the late afternoon/evenings would still be nice. Applications are still welcome!

UPDATE PART DEUX:

A change I made recently seems to have significantly reduced the spam rate (i.e. it's dead Jim). If there's no spam during the next 24 hours (in other words, before 3AM SA time Sunday morning) then I shall assume we don't need another janitor and will unsticky this thread.

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 No.38123

>>38116

Can this count as work for the dole?


 No.38124

Will there be monetary compensation?


 No.38126

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>>38124

It would be entirely pro bono, my friend. Free of charge. Without compensation.

>>38123

>Dear Centrelink, I have been doing volunteer work on a Cambodian fingerpuppet forum, deleting child pornography in my spare time for free. Please consider this towards my WFD requirements.

Sure m8, if you want.


 No.38137

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I heard moot's looking for work


 No.38198

>needing janitors for a board nobody visits on a site that's fucking dead because of the retarded devs


 No.38272

i think the new mod may be jidf


 No.38276

>>38272

And why do you think that, fair anon?

Just so you know, the new mod hasn't done a single thing yet besides log in and check how the interface works. They've not done anything because we haven't been spammed in 2 days, which is the longest period of silence since this damn thing started. I think a change I made to the board settings has fixed the issue, for now. If we go one more day without spam then I'll unsticky this thread - we might finally be free!


 No.38278

>>38276

must be you then


 No.38280

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>>38278

So rude ;_;

What makes you think that? Srsly, I'm genuinely interested. I'm always open to user suggestions about things that would improve the quality of the board - we're a small community after all, so it's not too difficult to please all of you.

Pic related, the board logs showing all activity since the last ban (by a global mod) and the creation of the new mod account. Apart from a short joke ban by me for the reason of someone 'being a cuck' and a ban for spamming (of the same user, apparently. The banned post just shows 'link removed', so I'm assuming it's genuine spam. Janitor 1, care to chip in?) by our other long term mod, we've not done anything of note since the new mod account was created.

What's wrong, anon?


 No.38283

I always wondered about the spam, if it's botnets and they do this to many boards on this site 24/7 wouldn't they eventually run out of bots or Ip addresses once their all banned.

I can't imagine anyone on this site would go to their links expecting whats advertised so their returns would be like zero and unlike email spam I reckon botspam would cost real money to use.


 No.38285

>>38280

Yeah mate, it was some twat starting up a thread to advertise their own shitty little irrelevant and pointless website, if I remember correctly. Or it was possibly another board. One of the two


 No.38286

>>38285

Had he ever posted here before?

Chances are you'd see that shit posted on every other board.


 No.38298

>>38286

It wasn't an IP that had been used or permabanned previously, no.


 No.38301

>>38283

You'd be surprised just how many IPs some of these Russian spammers have, you could keep banning them for years and not get any closer to having banned them all.

As for whether he's seeing returns on it? I doubt he'd have kept it up for so long if it wasn't giving him something back. Must be a couple of retards out there that were clicking on it. Never clicked the links myself because I couldn't be arsed to set up a VM but if I was to hazard a guess, the spam site was probably infected with some sort of malware that would add a computer to the botnet. Botnets are big business (you can make decent $$$ renting them out to others for them to DDoS or spam or whatever), so why not grow your botnet through the use of the botnet itself? This is all just guesswork of course but to me its the scenario that makes the most sense.


 No.38320

>>38280

it was a deleted thread

about you know who


 No.38331

Janitors Log

It's been 149 days since I was first picked up the the HMAS /Aus/. Myself and another bloke. We were assigned positions onboard bringing the total crew up to three, and were to report for duty the following day. I don't know what happened to that other guy, but the poor fuck never even made it to his station. He just vanished, noone saw or heard from him again. So we were two, fighting off 2 of them per day, it was an even match. But we needed a way to tip the odds in our favour.

Two weeks into my deployment of the HMAS /Aus/, we found that advantage. Couldn't have come at a better time, either, as the bastards kept posting more frequently, sometimes three times per day. He was a legend from the get-go, even doing better than myself and the Owned put together at times. I once heard a man say "How do you kill that, that has no life". If that question held any meaning, then by rights this man was the immortal right nut of Zeus himself.

The third week was the worst. Attacks anywhere from 3-5 times per day. If we didn't have that jobless son-of-a-bitch, who knows how much more of the filth the civilian population would have been exposed to. Their numbers had started to dwindle, too. It was a rough week.

For the next few weeks, I guess I stood in the background. Supporting cast, standing in the mighty shadow cast by the Owner and the other Janitor. I helped out here and there, cleaned up the bits that got overlooked. I remember week 6, that was a good week. Two per day is all they could muster against us at that point. Not a chance.

Half-way through week 9, things changed. It was still quiet enough, two per day on average, but the other Janitor went missing. The Owner and I remained optimistic, even sending a few messages out, across the void, trying to contact our new comrade. We got nothing back, and the next few weeks were bleak, as we mourned our lost crewmate.

By week 14, they had refound their courage, and were attacking several times per day, as many as four now. We were outmanned, but we did well. The civilian population did their part in reporting any disturbances, and that helped us deal with the threat as swiftly as possible. Something had to be done, we would need to search out another with the time to dedicate themselves to the cause. But with the current mortality rate already at 50%, morale and enthusiasm had grown just as weak.

Over the next few weeks, the owner and I discussed recruitment options, especially after an injury I had sustained, which would mean I would need several weeks on and off in the medbay aboard the RAH - Medical class cruiser. 5 days ago it was decided, the Owner would tighten security measures, in order to try and stop the ̶b̶o̶a̶t̶s̶ spam. We even found a rookie to bring on board, to train up just in time for my departure.

These past 5 days have been quiet. I feel like we've made it through. But you know what they say about the calm before the storm


 No.38332

>>38331

Fucking get bored at 5am without anything to delete aye.


 No.38334

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>>38332

>>38331

He the revenant Russian child porn spammer vampire will consume you yet.

His powers in spamming remain but legend among the living lucky to tell the ghastly tale.

Sale with contempt and prejudice to all those who post CP for they lurk the very bowels of the most rotten decks of noble seafarers.


 No.38401

Remove all the spam and now aus isnt even top 50


 No.38402

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>>38401

>tfw half our user count was spambots

Holy fuck, I hadn't even checked. That's insane.


 No.38414

>>38402

Makes you think about the other boards too.

>Quality over quantity


 No.38437

>>38402

>>38414

/Pol/ may be quite correct about astroturfing on this site


 No.38440

Oi cunts we really need to get some more users,

if only we have quality shitposts

and no capcha


 No.38449

>>38440

The problem has always been the spam posted on this board. No one wants to go to gaol just for visting this place.

How likely is it to happen again?

I mean I want to shitpost and shitpost frequently but I'm seriously nervous about the unwanted content if you catch my drift.


 No.38459

>>38449

The cp spam pictures haven't been showing up for me lately (spam threads still there tho but they tend to be gone after 5minutes rather than 5 hours) so I think the mods have found a way to at least prevent you from seeing them

or maybe I just fucked something up while I was drunk cause banners also arent showing up (everything else image related works tho)


 No.38463

>>38449

>>38459

Board owner put a captcha on starting new threads, which seems to have stopped the illegal spam. In our conversations this has led us to believe that the spam is automated, and has gone unnoticed, and will hopefully continue to do so. It has been a week since the Captcha was enabled, and a week since the last CP spambot post.


 No.38466

>>38459

My banners don't show up either for any board, probably a problem with the whole site

>>38463

I don't see the problem with doing a captcha before making a new thread it should be mandatory on all boards so Boris will have to think hard next time he wants to spam pizza




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