>drive to my local woolies yesterday, looking for a park
>closest one is a disabled space
>fuck it, park in there, thinking I would be safe seeing as it's 7pm or so
>as I park some old dude says I shouldn't park there, he saw an old disabled lady who parked there get fined like $300 because she didn't have a disabled sticker on her car and she was FUCKING DISABLED
>true, change parks
>later that night, down the street
>see two cops riding push bikes around looking at cars
>oh shit