/aus/ - Australia

1. You

2. Are

3. A

4. Fucking

5. Poofter

6. Get

7. Fucked

8. You

9. Total

10. Cunt

11. Have you visited the Flinders Ranges (SA)

…Kimblery (WA)/Katherine Gorge (NT)

…the bushwalking parts of the Blue Mountains(NSW)

…Queen Mary Falls(QLD)

…Bruny Island(TAS)

…trekked to Wilsons Promontory(VIC)

1. Am a raving Atheist, but let a devout Christian move in as a housemate, since those guys get hard done by looking for sharehouses. (And he hasn't been a fundie cunt at me.. It's working out.)

2. This morning– a m8 is overseas at the moment, and I've been checking his place out every two days and watering his plants & etc.

3. Does attempting to play PvP vidya gaems count? (I've avoided them for decades.. and this shotten game's matchmaking is non-existent.)

4. Criminal record

5. high school

6. Two years ago, at a rest area on an outback. Shared the hotplate with an American couple touring in a minivan, and we put our stuff togerher to make a proper bbq of things.

7. pet are a liability when sharehousing :/

8. Distill pure water from bore/dirty/sea water by boiling it in a metal jerry can, piping the steam out, and condensing it.

9. Flying Docs and the Red Cross. (Bad first-hand experiences with how the Salvos run themselves. 80% of their office work is scamming the Government.)

10. Went camping around Australian for 5 months. On a Postie bike.

1. Whenever homeless people ask me for money I offer to buy food for them instead. Not just because it's funny as fuck to see them get annoyed but also because once in a blue moon you find someone who'll take you up on the offer. I usually take them to maccas and we eat a meal together. It's enjoyable. They're usually pretty miserable when you first encounter them but after eating a meal and having a conversation with you, they really perk up.

2. Tomorrow, when I look after their pet turtle while they go traveling.

3. When I quit my comfy but insanely boring IT job and went to uni.

4. Nah.

5. Year or two ago, I think.

6. Couple of weeks ago.

7. Nah

8. Don't go into the fucking desert. Best advice there is.

9. On a regular basis. If it's a charity that helps people here in Australia rather than foreign cunts in other countries then I've probably donated to it on multiple occasions.

10. Few weeks ago, went to the beach.

>>38388

>On a Postie bike

Hello NEET-Sensei.

One time I went into my backyard and saw a bird, i'm pretty outdoorsy

1.When was the last time you gave someone a fair go and how?

u wot

2.When was the last times you helped out your mate(s) and how?

whenever I can tbh fam

3. When was the last time you honestly jumped in and gave something difficult a go instead of surrendering to cynicism?

The last couple weeks

4. Have you ever/do you currently serve in the defence forces, police, fire service or SES?

Fuck off

5. When was the last time you attended a dawn ANZAC service?

Never have, never will.

>hurrdurr dey defended our freedumbs from da turks somehow

6. When was your last BBQ?

Last week

7. Have you ever/do you currently own a blue heeler, kelpie, bull arab, silky terrier, fox terrier, stumpy tail cattle dog, koolie, tenterfield terrier, australian bulldog, australian staghound or jack russell?

No mention of the staffordshire bull terrier? Get the fuck outta here, cunt

8. Provide a piece of information that could save your life if stranded in the bush or desert.

wot

9. Have you ever donated to the salvation army, flying doctor service, surf life savers, bushfire/flood appeals or similar?

Nope, I don't donate to scams - er, I mean charity.

10. When's the last time you went to the beach or camping?

Last weekend

>>38408

>10. Went camping around Australian for 5 months. On a Postie bike.

i bet you shit out lamingtons, fuck that's straylian

Mate i let someone have a go and let them into my lane yesterday

Being deso on friday

Oi last month, when I got a job in sales

Did some fire stuff

Never

Had a barbie on the weekend

Na

I live near national park, I bush bash a lot. Find a source of water.

I donate to Vinnies on the regular

1. I do call centre work and calmly take the time to use the phonetic alphabet with Pajeet.

2. Wanker got lost on a bike ride so I txted him directions.

3. I fuck fat chicks so you don't have to.

4. Done tree planting. Fucked a fat vegan chick.

5. Probably 3 or 4 years now. I'm a busy man.

6. 3 months ago.

7. Implying I'd want to own a barking shitmachine.

8. Plastic bag around leafs to get water. I've watched most of Bush Tucker Man.

9. Some cancer stuff

10. I'm 5 min walk from the beach. Last week I saw a tiger snake.

1.Played a pug a few nights ago and made sure some noob didn't get fat kidded for the 3rd time that night

2. I dont have any mates to help out cause I'm a neet who doesn't leave the house but I helped my mum with the gardening n shit a few weeks back if that counts

3. I've been trying to slowly improve myself by doing little things like eating healthier, going for a walk once a week and shit like that (im a 150kg and havent done anything besides play vidya all my life so its difficult for me)

4. no

5. probably 10+ years ago

6. 3 weeks ago

7. yeah blue heeler

8. im not a retard who'd let that happen in the first place

9. Only thing ive donated to was the rspca

10. couple days ago for my weekly walk (I live right next to the beach)

>>38421

>I usually take them to maccas and we eat a meal together.

That's very nice anon. You must have an extroverted personality to do that sort of thing.

>When I look after their pet turtle.

I've always wondered what turtle tastes like, maybe you could find out for me?

>>38487

>You must have an extroverted personality to do that sort of thing.

Not particularly. Hanging out with the handful of friends I have for more than a few hours exhausts me and I'll happily go without social contact for weeks. For some reason the homeless don't seem to effect my social-energy levels quite as badly as normal people. In fact, today was the first day in 3 weeks I talked to anyone besides my parents and shop attendants when I went to pick up that damn turtle. They invited me to come hang out tomorrow arvo for a few drinks, I'm already regretting saying yes.

>maybe you could find out for me?

I promised I'd buy a new turtle if I fuck up and it dies - they cost 80 friggin' dollarydoos! I'd rather not get the opportunity to eat it, although for some reason I'd imagine it tastes similar to crocodile, which tastes similar to chicken.

>>38507

8. What? Only fuckwits get lost. learn to read a fucking map you cunt.

>>38369

>fair go, mates, BBQ, dawn service

Are you a fucking politician OP? Because you sound like a faggot

>>38513

/r/ the board get a css hack to play this on loop to annoy this slack cunt

ITT: everyone posts, no one reads

>1.When was the last time you gave someone a fair go and how?

"Giving someone the benefit of a doubt" was something we were supposed to forget during Howard's History war, too..

 1. never been in a position to give some a "fair go"
 2. i have no friends
 3. never
 4. no
 5. never
 6. i dunno like a couple of months ago
 7. no
 8. eat ants
 9. no
10. more then 10 years ago

>>38535

There appears to be an issue with your post formatting.

Also your flag.

>2.When was the last times you helped out your mate(s) and how?

I was on the receiving end of this the other day. I bought a Hardiflex panel from Bunnings and was just going to carry it home (I had gloves, straps..), and a guy with a 4WD come over and offered to give me a lift. "Oh.. Um.. Oh, bloody hell, yeah."

1.When was the last time you gave someone a fair go and how?

NEVER! Last time? I can't even remember.

2.When was the last times you helped out your mate(s) and how?

Ha! Mates? Don't make me scoff. I haven't got any mates, mate. Mostly because they are all leeches.

3. When was the last time you honestly jumped in and gave something difficult a go instead of surrendering to cynicism?

P. much never. I don't like to be in situations I can't handle.

4. Have you ever/do you currently serve in the defence forces, police, fire service or SES?

No, I don't like the laws.

5. When was the last time you attended a dawn ANZAC service?

When we were forced to in school. Except it wasn't dawn.

6. When was your last BBQ?

No. Just no.

7. Have you ever/do you currently own a blue heeler, kelpie, bull arab, silky terrier, fox terrier, stumpy tail cattle dog, koolie, tenterfield terrier, australian bulldog, australian staghound or jack russell?

I like them but no.

8. Provide a piece of information that could save your life if stranded in the bush or desert.

Put a plastic bag on a plant and the water that evaporates sticks to the bag instead of finding a cloud to hang out with.

9. Have you ever donated to the salvation army, flying doctor service, surf life savers, bushfire/flood appeals or similar?

No. I need the money more.

So what's the point in this? I said no to everything.