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 No.38738

Pay day tomorrow m8s. Who's got some last minute Christmas shopping to get done? :^)

 No.38747

I might buy some sort of trinket for a friend of mine. Maybe. But the rest of my money is going on multiple crates of booze to see me through the Xmas/New Year holiday hell period.


 No.38760

>>38738

Good goy.

>>38747

What're you drinking?


 No.38763

This year I'm gonna bake people bread and cake and whatnot and if they don't like it, they can go die in a hole. Fucking ungrateful cunts.

too broke to buy the ones I love meaningless shit


 No.38768

>>38760

>What're you drinking?

I dunno. Probs Coopers Sparkling Ale, I love the stuff. Maybe some cheap vodka as well?


 No.38770

I'm not getting paid until the new year but then I'm going to buy a desktop vape


 No.38778

I got severe food poisoning from a xmas party, and the Intestinal Pyrotechnics has vetoed any idea of pressies for anyone. All I want for Christmas is a whole night's sleep.


 No.38783

I'm not getting paid until next week. Everyone is getting fart dust for xmas


 No.38789

I'm just buying the random members of my family I have nothing for some of those pre-packaged "nice" chocolates down at Woolies. Going to hit up Costco first and see if they have anything there though. Fucking was going to get $50 USD steam vouchers for the youngin's in the fam, but the exchange rate has EB selling them for $73 a pop… Fucking forget it.


 No.38790

>>38770

Good decision, any particular brand caught your eye yet? I've had Extreme Q for over a year now, never done me wrong.


 No.38791

>>38790

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT BUY AN EXTREME Q

SAVE YOUR SHEKELS AND BUY A VOLCANO VAPORIZER

WAY BETTER

SOURCE:

ME


 No.38796

I bought a dash cam because there's too many asians in perth


 No.38798

>>38791

Psh, volcano. Overpriced as fuck. EQ is only like $250, volcanoes start pushing $400 early on


 No.38800

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>>38778

>intestinal pyrotechnics

You poor cunt. What did it? Dodgy seafood?

>>38789

>was going to get $50 USD steam vouchers for the youngin's in the fam, but EB's worship at the altar of Mammon has them selling them for $73 a pop

FTFY

Whack a bunch of retro/pirated goodstuff on a USB for the little tackers - let their folks contribute to Gabe's lamington budget.


 No.38813

Gave my mum $250 and got the dog a leg of beef


 No.38821

>>38813

Is that what she charges and hour?


 No.38822

>>38800

nice double doubles


 No.38826

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>>38798

Listen you peasant motherfucker. I've used both.

1. Arizer has shitty weak vape and a retarded as fuck place to put your weed in it and it sucks dick so hard I hate it.

2. Volcano is the shit if you don't get it you're seriously a fucking faggot and should kill yourself.


 No.38829

>>38826

fam babe u gotta like chill haha nom sayin tho tbh take a hit from dat vape doe hahah u just gotta like relaxxxx


 No.38830

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>>intestinal pyrotechnics

>You poor cunt. What did it? Dodgy seafood?

I'm guessing it was the small meatballs that were a bit cold in the centre when I bit into them..

It was 2.5 fucking days of no sleep and living in the bathroom, having to go every 15 minutes, with 40C heat, a Fever, and the "dieting too hard" pain all at once. I've lost 6 kilos in the past 5 days.

After the 2.5, the buttsplosions dropped back to once every hour, I managed to get sleep… for an hour at a time. Two days later to now, and I've just woken up from a 4-hour sleep.


 No.38831

>>38822

More double doubles


 No.38832

>>38830

>tfw you pass a solid turd for the first time after shitting liquid for a whole week due to gastro

There's no sense of relief comparable to it, the realization that the nightmare is finally over.


 No.38840

>>38832

I'll be happy if it were just a PlayDoh-soft turd… ;_;


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 No.38846

>>38842

>>38841

Don't be a faggot.


 No.38849

meh, I should probably get some painkillers and more smokes though before the shops close for the holidays


 No.38912

This thread is fucking shit like all the threads,

man i got fucking clothes and some alcohol.

When will people be able to gift me weed, when? All i wanted is like a stick and a remote contorl car or a nerf gun.




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