I went to America back in high school on some student exchange program. The host family I was with was really weird, they did everything in an overtly Australia way and kept forcing each other to call themselves MAYTE whenever I was around.
When we were having desert, the mother brought out what she called "TRUU BLUU AWESSIE LAMINGTONGS" that she made herself.
They weren't even fucking lamingtons, they were just blocks of chocolate covered in coconut shavings. I realized when I picked one up and instead of it being spongy, it was some solid piece of shit. They weren't even fat, or southern for that matter either. I sat there with the family eating blocks of fucking chocolate for desert and they made me eat fucking THREE of those fist sized pieces of shit.