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 No.39190

what's the plan?

 No.39196

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>>39190

rainbow serpent


 No.39198

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>>39196

>it's australia day, and gays have made an iridescent magic worm float to represent their support to highlight the undertones of abbo oppression. but abbos are divided on australia having their limelight appropriated, and by sexual deviants at that!

genial


 No.39199

>>39198

A change to mention this Based Aboriginal god:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barraiya

"Barraiya is a god in Australian aboriginal mythology who created the first vagina with a spear …"

Best mythological explanation ever. IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!


 No.39201

>>39198

>white homosexuals culturally appropriating abo culture

I don't even know what to say about this.


 No.39202

>>39198

>Rainbow serpent

So is that the new street name of petrol or what


 No.39204

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>>39201

say it with me,

"to encourage the aboriginal community to break down stigmas around homosexuality. a line of sex toys are in production thanks to a generous grant by jewish melbourne zionist organization founder and philanthropist, steinberg bergstein "

now imagine the aboriginal mythology inspired sextoy names


 No.39207

>>39201

he's talking shit m80 rainbow serpent is a music festival


 No.39213

>>39204

>now imagine the aboriginal mythology inspired sextoy names

The Cunyip

Kathy Freeman's Wild Ride

The Dirty Dingo

Bush Basher

The Frilled Neck Wizard


 No.39219

>>39204

The Petrol Pecker

The Dingo Dongo

Centerkink

The dickerydoo

The swollen generation

The road rumbler

Reamtime

The rabbit proof flesh


 No.39224

>>39204

Vagoo Didgeridoo

The Dole Pole

The Fella Smella

The Cumroboree

Ayers Cock

The Meaty Treaty


 No.39225

>>39207

good times on ketamine at rainbow serpent


 No.39249

>>39219

>>39213

>>39224

I am so fucking happy you two exist, holy shit. Thank you anons


 No.39337

I'll be having a good old fashioned barbecue with some mates as well as a pack of Tooheys.


 No.39356

>>39199

That's how faggots should do sex changes


 No.39357

>>39356

Me and my cousin Habib are gonna go out and rape women


 No.39421

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>>39357

>New years eve 2015, Immigrant riots in Cologne Germany - An eyewitness account

in case anyone missed the germany habbening


 No.39452

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 No.39455

Get on the piss an if any non white animal says shit you swing an tell everyone else the race war has finally started, afterwards we kill the jews


 No.39495

>>39455

sounds good


 No.39543

>>39452

Fuck off ameriburger


 No.39554

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Australian Day?

I'll be impregnating the kids, like any good Tasmanian should!


 No.39574

>>39554

fun for the whole family


 No.39577

>>39554

Hands up everyone whose Dad used to belt them with a thong and winced at that pic..


 No.39782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>australia day coming up

>announcements of integration of abbo culture into ceremonies/festivities

>with a sprinkle of abbo crime stories once a week leading up to it

coincidence, or brilliant mitigation?

latest is they're bringing up something from december, some 12yo kid throwing rocks at traffic, caught and spitting at cops.


 No.39804

>>39782

>Mt Druitt

Somebody firebomb western sydney


 No.39811

>>39577

Hahaha, Sounds like you got beaten too many times.

My parents didn't use thongs, it was either the wooden spoon or a belt.


 No.39816

Don't you mean invasion day?


 No.39820

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>>39816

WHAT IF…

Germany came out of WWII on top.

Occupies all former British Commonwealth countries.

…the 1970s Whitlam Socialism never happens

…Aboriginals, not receiving the blackdole or other Government perks, remain as Bushmen/'Buschmänner', and predominately live non-degenerate lives away from the cities.


 No.39822

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 No.39824

>>39782

No wonder the coppers treat me well, I must be a breath of fresh air when I treat them as humans.


 No.39828

>>39782

jesus fuk

>>39816

yup thank god for that

>>39820

WHAT IF

THE FIRST SETTLERS JUST KILLED ALL THE ABOS


 No.39834

>>39782

>these kids are the future of Australia.

I'm moving to America once Trump wins.


 No.39836

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>>39782

GIVE THEM MORE BENEFITS

SOCIOECONOMIC ARE REAL

62 IQ people…


 No.39841

>>39828

>THE FIRST SETTLERS JUST KILLED ALL THE ABOS

If Europeans just killed everyone in Africa, South America and Australia the world would be a better place.


 No.39846

>>39841

And then the Catholics appear. :/


 No.39851

>>39820

Hitler regretfully partitioned Australia/NZ away to the nips I think.


 No.39855

>>39851

The actual WWII planning map had Tasmania belonging to the Reich, I recall.


 No.39857

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>>39816

Every fucking year it's the same shit from ungrateful shitskins and leftists.


 No.39860

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>what's the plan?

Trying to catch myself from starting to use 'plugga'…


 No.39862

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 No.39864

To meme


 No.39879

>try to organise BBQ with mates for a week prior.

>Two of them drop out of contact

>One has family engagements

>One's in fucking china


 No.39881

>>39811

me too cunt. my dad used to call the spoon 'mr spanky' lmao


 No.39882

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Avoid public places and spend time with the family.


 No.39888

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Make sure you post this on social media on Australia Day.


 No.39889

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Also this.


 No.39902

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CURRENT YEAR


 No.39904

>>39879

Okay mates! Looks like the BBQ is back on!

>>39902

Okay now that's just depressing.


 No.39905

>Ex army dude lecturing white Australia on muslims.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-26/david-morrison-religious-discrimination-australian-of-the-year/7114390

>Some old hag who didn't leave her abusive husband resulting in the death of her son lecturing white Australia how all men are violent and how it's going to take 50 years to cuck the remaining white kids so that they have no testosterone left.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-25/rosie-batty-reflects-on-time-as-australian-of-the-year/7105100

>Constant bullshit how domestic violence is at epidemic proportions yet no mention of the fact most of this violence is done by abos and other minorities.

>Fags and other faggy trangenders in a Melbourne Australian pride parade with Girl Guides.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-26/thousands-turn-out-for-melbourne-australia-day-parade/7114716

>Gooks selling their Chinese made cheap shit Australian t-shirts, flags, hats etc etc.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-26/flags/7114802

>Cucked football "legends" calling for support of what? Oh Muslims again.

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/matthew-johns-praised-for-australia-day-monologue-on-triple-m-show-20160126-gmdycf.html

>The National Anthem is racist, sexist, among other things.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/forgotten-verses-of-advance-australia-fair-wed-be-embarrassed-to-sing-today/news-story/3426a3ac2512611ef7392cf5a2d5e5f5

>Not enough women recognised on Australia Day.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-26/australia-day-honours-women/7107858

>Indians having a whinge white Australia doesn't want them for anything more than cleaning toilets.

http://www.theage.com.au/comment/no-australian-should-feel-like-a-stranger-in-their-own-country-20160125-gmdiuj.html

I'm not even angry, just sad at the state in which we find out one great nation. Australia is dead, and I'll take no part in the Australia Day shenanigans. Stick it up your fucking ass, mate.


 No.39907

Probably gonna get drunk and shitpost on /sp/ while watching the cricket


 No.39908

Anyone else having their goybook flooded with MUH INVASION DAY much more then last year???


 No.39909

>>39908

Only by one person. None of the relatives care. (The same thing with the American Gay vote or French thing.)

/pol/sperg:

>Socisl meedia is filled to the brim with Leftie Cucks!!!!!!

>…..well yeah, because I go looking for it so I can whinge like a faggot with no friends


 No.39910

Today I went to the gym, then the beach, then the bar. Came give with a six pack and not giving two fucks about the political whingers today.

I appreciate Australia day for what it really is. To appreciate living in Australia. That we live in a cuntry with no war, decent health care and good wages and some fucking ass women around. That's all I could ask for.


 No.39911

You really have to ignore the media around this time of year.

They love to push the Invasion Day and republic shit hard.


 No.39913

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Found a cute chinese cartoon called "Lucy-May of the Southern Rainbow Episode", set in 1837 RAdelaide. Came out in 1982; found a working seed for one episode, so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsxU8xfXSc4


 No.39914

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Australia Day? Don't you mean… Invasion Day?


 No.39915

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>>39913

When OzDay first 'started' in the late 1970s, we used to get a heap of Colonial-era documentaries shown during the day. I miss those. Even the 'leftie cucks' would have something to talk about in that context– the massive fuck-up of the privatization of the Second Fleet, for example.

> Malcolm Turnbull's Great-Great-Great-Granfather: Sending Convict Scum to New South Wales can be Done Faster, Better, Cheaper!!!!

Any of you ever do a school excursion to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Sydney_Town ?


 No.39916

>>39915

Fuck, that would've been sick.


 No.39917

>>39916

It was.

Militia, Cottage merchants, Convicts being publicly whipped with a Cat-O-Nine-Tails (..and the immersion makes little kids like I was think it was real), the massive fucking cannons they fired…


 No.39920

>>39902

Google are cucks


 No.39923

>>39902

Goongle


 No.39929

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same thing I do every night, smoking weed alone


 No.39950

>>39929

cute pic d00d


 No.39958

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>>39929

>>39950

are we going to jail now


 No.40042

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>>39929

please go and stay go thx




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