>get a call from CommBank
>they confirm that I have lotsa money in an account
>ask me if I was interested in buying some property
>tell them yes
>they ask if I wanted a house or unit and when I was available to see a lending manager (?)
>tell her that I have no job
>they promise to call back in 6 months time
What this means is that Australias largest bank is already desperate to make loans for extra interest payments. If you haven't withdrawn all of your money yet, do it now.
Pic related, the new aristocracy in the upcoming depression.