No.39617
previous thread >>38537
>tfw getting pressured by my family to find work now more than ever
>tfw turning 26 in 22 days and have nothing to show for it
No.39619
>be not of Chinese descent in Australia
>no Chinese mother arranging dates for you constantly with the daughters of her extended social network
I lost a bro recently to an quasi-arranged marriage with a 'mainland' girl. She's a Shanghai Girl, which means she demands to be spoiled.
H-man is dead. Long live H-man.
No.39620
>>39619
>She's a Shanghai Girl, which means she demands to be spoiled.
I think that'd be just as bad as being alone.
I mean think about it. It'd be like paying for a hooker, but the hooker never ever leaves and keeps demanding you give her things, and doesn't always fuck you in return.
I think I'd prefer to just be alone and occasionally pay for an hour with a decent hooker rather than taking that particular option.
No.39622
cut off date is 25
if you have no work history by 25 you're fucked
you have 22 days
good luck
No.39623
>>39617
Time to be a responsible adult and join the chaingang
>Took me 11 tries to post this
No.39624
>>39622
Not OP but what happens if you dropped out of school at 16, were in some form of employment until just before you turned 23, spent a year dossing around doing nothing on the dole, and then started going to uni and have done a year of it so far and will turn 25 this year?
I've been meaning to go to Centrelink and ask them myself but haven't gotten round to it yet. Some people say nothing happens, and some people say that when I turn 25 I get put on newstart despite being a student. Being on the dole again might be cool…that'd be 200 more dollars per fortnight than I get now.
No.39625
>>39624
Oh, and I know that going to uni technically makes me not a NEET. I only started going because 1. it'd give me something to do with my time and might help me make friends (autistically refreshing imageboards all day had gotten a bit boring) and 2. I was scared of being made to do WFD. I just wanted my free money to keep coming in while I did the bare minimum for it.
No.39626
No.39627
>>39626
The government will throw you in a death camp
No.39630
I'm bored as fuck, what the fuck do you cunts do when you're bored as fuck at home and everyone you know is working?
No.39631
>>39630
shitpost on image boards, browse the internet, i'm just finishing up watching The Pacific.
I'm 32 and back to NEETbux and NEETlife for now. Gets boring sometimes.
No.39633
>>39631
What sites do you browse other than porn and image boards?
No.39634
>>39633
I found a free 6 month coupon for Plurasight so I'm going to finally try and learn some shit. But I can't learn the traditional way, if I sit in a class room or get given a talk by someone it goes in one ear and straight out the other and honestly have no idea what they have just said or tried to tell me.
but I want to learn some new skills instead of just fucking around wasting more of my life so I can do something else. Working online would be ideal as I still wouldnt have to leave the house.
No.39635
>>39634
>if I sit in a class room or get given a talk by someone it goes in one ear and straight out the other and honestly have no idea what they have just said or tried to tell me.
I suffer from the same shit m8. We've talked about it before I think. Signed up to do a cert 3 in IT at TAFE last year, sat in the classroom and had no idea what the fuck the teacher was talking about. This went on for a month then there was talk about an exam at the end of it which I was nervous as fuck about. I ended up just posting on chans and then stopped attending altogether. My short term memory is like a siv.
No.39636
File: 1453010119421.jpg (68.88 KB, 630x454, 315:227, c7db747d46c8b2061181d5d4b7….jpg)
>>39630
Bump Indian threads in /n/
No.39637
I wonder if old m8 has finished all his fuckin tim tams yet
No.39639
>>39637
I wonder how that bloke that was on the 1 fruit a fay diet is going
No.39640
Beef tortellini and garlic loaf.
No.39641
No.39643
>>39630
download movies,tv shows and games.
No.39650
7am.. been up for fucking ever, cant sleep yet
some cunt hacked a vaping forum where i used the same email and passowrd combo as on a few other sites and now some mexican cunt has been in all my shit
just installed LastPass and creating all new passwords for everything but thats a fucking pain in the arse too because i wont be able to login to these sites anymore from anywhere except home (not that I ever leave home)
No.39651
>tfw your entire family is getting sick of you and is starting to hate/dislike you for being an autistic (diagnosed) NEET
seriously thinking of ending it fams. the rails are looking mighty appealing as each day passes
No.39652
pathetic cunts, get out of my country. seriously get a job, apply for whatever shit, stock shelves at coles… get centerlink to find you something. GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS.
I hate you NEET cunts sitting at home expecting your life to change one day while you do fucking nothing. if you cunts just tried one day a month you'd improve your lives so fucking much.
No.39653
>>39652
>just get out there and try!
and they say autistic people don't have empathy….
No.39655
>>39651
Sometimes I fantasize about making it out of neetdom to go on to create a camp specifically designed to rehabilitate neets and turn them into RWDS. I also did have a dream at some point but in my dream there was a ghetto attached to the back of the facility where all the hopeless neets go to live in peace. I remember saying something along the lines of "the guards here are strictly silent and non interference, there is no law here and they are allowed to leave at any time. But they dont because once they leave they can never come back.
I think ive been watching too many movies guys.
No.39656
>>39655
Fucking hell I picked this vid basically at random and then I noticed just after posting it that fucking company name. Meme magic has told me what to do guys, I will see you when you get recruited. Stay out of the ghettos friends.
No.39660
>>39652
I'll only ever work if I get to be around whites and never have to look at or talk to a shitskin
No.39661
>>39652
Keep paying your tax
Pay my Centrelink
No.39664
>>39652
clicks on a NEET thread and posts the worst trolling comment in the history of 8chan
fuck off normie
I'm sick of working. I've worked all my life and surrounded by gooks and mudslimes, I cant do it at the moment I will lose my shit even more than now
No.39665
>did 6 months of WFD
>told that I don't have to do anymore for 6 months
What's the catch?
>>39638
I cant see any dark chocolate in there, m8.
Good choice on the salted caramel though
No.39667
>>39665
What exactly did they have you doing, m8?
I was at NEATO and steered clear of WFD entirely when my turn was up, got exemptions to get out of it then was assigned to the disability support cunts max employment, still on Newstart. I used to volunteer at Lifeline in order to get out of WFD at the beginning year, it was fucking soul sucking work. Got talking to a bloke that did it and got told it was ok, it's a complete bludge and he said he got on with all the others doing it too. I think it would've been fine if I ended up just saying ok and doing it, would've got me out of the house at least. I stopped at Lifeline when they put the hours you had to do it from like 16 to some fucking ridiculous number of hours. Now I'm going to the group appointments at max every few weeks.
No.39670
>>39652
>stock shelves at coles…
I wish I could stock shelves at a supermarket, but the fuckers ignore my resumes
No.39671
>>39670
Bullshit up a better one.
No.39674
>>39667
NEETS working at lifeline?
NEETS on DSP should call up and tease them
No.39675
gotta login mygov and tick that stupid fucking "yes ive done my things" box and as usual the site is fucked
whatever filthy curry munching faggot gets these jobs to make these websites should be sent back to India, Tax websites always fucked, Medicare, Centrelink…. ALL fucked all the time!
Third-party server not responding.
The resource you have requested is located on a third-party server. WebSEAL has attempted to send your request to that server, but it is not responding.
Explanation
This could be due to the third-party server being offline, or to network problems making it unreachable. The problem is not with the WebSEAL server itself.
Solutions
Retry your request later, or contact the system administrator for assistance.
[BACK BUTTON]
No.39676
Centrelink online accounts are currently unavailable
We apologise for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience.
No.39677
have any of you guys ever took out your super annuation early? apparently you can get 10,000 dollars after being on the dole for 26 weeks
is it easy to apply and get or do they ask heaps of retarded shit ? definitely keen to do it, I doubt I'll be alive when i'm 65 anyway
No.39679
>>39677
Someone I knew did that in their late 40's and took out 120k. He was a crack head and literally spent (I'm not joking) it in one year and ended up having to hock all the material things he bought at cash converters so he could get his next fix.
Because he was a deluded drug user and had no hope of future employment I think he got it on some hardship thing.
Pretty sure theres a reddit thread out there that will tell you all this.
>>39675
I have two Centrelink accounts and a mygov account, not sure why and the people at Centrelink don't know why either
No.39680
>>39677
I remember some bloke was doing it way back in like the 11th general or so.
http://www.superguide.com.au/accessing-superannuation/legal-ways-to-withdraw-your-super-benefits
You could try and get some released on 'compassionate grounds'
No.39681
>>39680
7. Severe financial hardship
If you fall on hard times, you may be able to get some of your superannuation back if you satisfy the special conditions that constitute the government’s view of ‘severe financial hardship’. The trustee of your fund may give you access to a portion of your benefit, subject to certain conditions. In general terms, here are the rules:
a. You have been receiving Commonwealth Government income support, for example, unemployment benefits, for at least 26 weeks, continuously, and the trustee of your super fund is satisfied that you can’t meet immediate reasonable family expenses. Any payment is for the purposes of meeting everyday living expenses and can be one payment of no more than $10,000 (including tax) in any 12-month period.
b. If you’ve reached your preservation age (from age 55 to 60, depending on date of birth), you may be able to receive your entire superannuation benefit provided that you’ve been in receipt of government income support for at least 39 weeks.
The following SuperGuide articles help explain some of the scenarios that may fall within the special condition of ‘severe financial hardship’, and also circumstances that fall outside the rules:
I might give this a go since i'm poor as fuck and could really do with a new car since that seems to be the reason I always get knocked back for a job
No.39682
>>39681
me too m8
I'm gonna try it, I just bought a printer and some paper from office works to print the documents out to post away
hopefully this shit works, been on the dole a year…. definitely could do with 10,000 dollars
No.39683
>>39682
You're super provider will probably be cunts and want to see bank statements or bill records, I wouldn't try forging anything as they will probably cross reference.
No.39684
>>39683
yeah I heard they have made it real hard lately from someone but everythings all mixed up information online
they can see my bank account its fucking empty, thats why im trying to login to report centrelink portal now to get paid wednesday morning lol
No.39685
>>39684
really need to buy another motorbike (dont have car license, only ever had motorbikes all my life) so I can get a job.
to do that I gotta pay a 2000 dollar state debt fine first so i can get my license unsuspended…. cant fucking pay that on the dole, cant get a job without having my own transport
catch 22 situation
No.39686
>>39685
You could buy a pushy m8
No.39687
>>39686
hows a pushy gonna help me when I live in the middle of no where? am i gonna ride 25km to work and back each day? yep good idea
Receipt ID:
Date/time:
19 January 2016, 02:10 am AEDT
Your next payment:
$532.20 on 20 January 2016
Your Working Credit:
$905.14
about fucking time this shit website worked
No.39689
>>39687
Just trying to help you inconsiderate cunt.
No.39690
>>39689
nah m8 its a good idea, I thought about it looked at some bikes on eBay pretty cheap like 150-300 bucks… but frame probably made of solid metal and prob heavy as fuck
ill look into it some more cheers cobber
No.39692
>>39690
You could try get out a Centrelink loan and possibly get a motorized scooter or some shit. Or even a motorized pushy.
No.39693
>>39692
got a centrelink loan in May, I have to wait til this May before I can get the 500 bucks again
I used the last 500 to pay for my flight overseas to fuck gook hookers. probably do same again this year
dunno what will happen they are trying to get me into Work for the dole…. but im pre-booked to go overseas… will they just give me the time off ? no idea
No.39694
FUCK. YES.
Just paid off my Centrelink debt, I'll be getting $618 instead of $530 now.
No.39695
>>39694
how the fuck you get so much? I only get 530 on new start
oh btw, we get a 110 dollar bonus in March 20th
No.39696
>>39617
some cunt hacked my Origin account and I cant change my password or anything, EA sucks fucking cocks
какую начальную школу вы ходили? is my secret question and without knowing that answer it wont let me do anything, not even reset my password or anything
fuck EA in their stupid assholes
No.39700
>>39692
read that as 'motorized pussy'
No.39702
>>39685
>>39684
All I have is a car license, but I spent some money on camwhores through epoch maybe I should wait a few weeks
No.39703
>>39692
Is it hard to get one?
I heard they cut back on those.
No.39704
Any of you guys still using the old site on humanservices.gov.au? I'm still using it despite the cunts at job active pressuring me to sign up to mygov, I just fob em off and tell 'em I'll do it later at home.
Humanservices.gov.au has had a message up for around 2 years saying the old service will soon close, but over the past few weeks they've changed the message to say:
It's time to make the move to myGov
"From early 2016, myGov will be the only way you can access your Centrelink online account. Move to mygov now to access your government services online, all in one place.
Soon, myGov will be the only way to access your Centrelink online account
If you don't already have a myGov account create one today. Once you have created your account, you can link to your Centrelink online account.
For a short time, you can continue to log on to your Centrelink online account."
Honestly. I don't want this mygov shit and I'll just stay on the old system for as long as I possibly can.
No.39705
>>39704
Yeah, I use the old system sometimes when the app is fucking up
No.39706
Anyone know how much abbos get from centrelink?
No.39707
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>39704
Yeh my Mygov acct is fucked my proper centrelink isint registered with it and i'm afraid my payments will be cut if I try to fix it
>Really don't wanna wait in a cenno line for 3 hours to fix it
No.39708
>>39693
You fucking retard. M8, get a job first, work hard, save some cash and you'll fuck all the gook hookers you want.
No.39709
>>39704
I was going to make a similar post last night. I haven't signed up with mygov, I don't want to sign up with mygov. Fuck that.
No.39712
>tfw kickass torrents is down
No.39713
mygov is fucked, their app is even more fucked
they just hire a few of Pajeets cousins to make all the IT infrastructure I'm certain
same as tax time every year the ATO website crumbles into a shit heap for a month or two with no one being able to use it and they just say "we didn't expect so much traffic"
well its tax refund time and everyone in the country will want to get on the website thats hosted on a machine with a 33k dialup modem, how can you fucking RETARDS not know that there is going to be a traffic surge at tax time?
No.39714
4pm, just woke up
hot as fuck outside today neets
No.39715
>>39713
PAJEET MAKES IT ALL WORK
No.39716
>>39712
btdigg.org is pretty alright
No.39717
i got stack of invites to iptorrents if anyone wants one
No.39718
>>39717
I used to be on there a few years ago, had a m8 who had hired a seedbox so his quota was fucking insane, he lended me his login details for a few months and I got like 3 tb of uploads out of it. How do you hold a solid quota with our fucked up Internet?
No.39719
>>39718
i got a seedbox for a month it was 10gbps upload and I absolutely slaughtered the uploads so my ratio is fucking sky high
so after the month I cancelled the seedbox and now I just hit and run all torrents and nuke the hit and runs with my upload ratio, I can probably just do it forever and never have to worry about uploading anything again
but I get 100/40mbit NBN next month so will be able to upload heaps faster
pic not related, but I hit 109kg today down from 125kg in October.
No.39720
>>39719
How much did the seedbox cost you?
No.39721
>>39720
20 bucks or something for the month
theres heaps of decent cheap ones out there.
I used to only use Usenet to download shit but after nzbmatrix got taken down they flooded usenet with DMCA requests hardcore so its not worth paying 10 bucks a month for that anymore
No.39722
>>39720
>>39720
example
AppBox +Unmetered 500 GB ∞ 1 Gbps No Plex support €13
https://bytesized-hosting.com/plans
No.39724
Booked the flight to Brissy on Friday the 5th of Feb and leaving at 6am Monday, I'll take some pics for you m8s, shit's gonna be epic.
No.39725
>>39723
so you're flying from Townsville to Brisbane only to go to some dirty Indian buffet?
sounds a bit overkill, isn't there Indian restaurants in Townsville ?
No.39726
>>39725
Yes, but no buffet. I've got the dosh so fuck it.
No.39728
>>39719
You will never attain this body
No.39729
>>39728
your dick definitely shrinks when it's on the flop when you're a fat cunt. normal when you have a boner, but yeah… still kinda fucked
No.39730
so just finished latest anime, the guy here who said it was "comfy as shit" was so right
Welcome to the NHK, fucking did feel comfy as shit.
so far I've knocked over:
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Death Note (which sucked the second season but was amazing the first season)
Welcome to NHK (which is fuckin mad)
what do I watch next fellow NEETs ?
No.39732
>>39730
I'd suggest Yokohama Kaidashi Kikō, but you seem to have some weird-arse definition of "comfy" happening.
No.39734
>>39730
Berserk, the 1997 series
No.39735
>>39730
>the guy who said it was comfy as shit
That was me m80. I've seen all those too. You're in for a fucking treat, look at Gurren Lagann, Hellsing ultimate, Black lagoon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Baccano!, Space dandy, fuck the list could go on, I'll list more as I remember them.
No.39736
Bey cunts, I've been unemployed since December (woolies). I have a university degree, and live with my parents, 23, can i get dole money? please help i dont know how to do this and not being able to put fuel in my car is shit
>>39655
this video is fucking nuts
>>39717
me please
No.39738
>>39736
Walk into your local Centrelink and tell them you want to apply for Centrelink payments.
No.39740
>>39677
I did this a few years ago to pay off a $2000 SPER fine and a $500 Centrelink advance. It was taken on grounds of financial hardship. All I needed was certified copies of bank / centrelink statements and proof of ID. Also, on the application form I had to list the reasons why I needed the money, then I just mailed everything and waited for the outcome. From memory, you'll get taxed 20%
No.39741
>>39736
You'll probably need an Employer Separation Certificate if you don't already have one. Also, anal lube as you're in for a good fucking :)
No.39744
>>39735
cheers m8 just queued them all up
before anime I was watching J-Drama for a while some of the ones I watched and loved were:
Ikebukuro West Gate Park
Akihabara@Deep
Densha Otoko
Hana Yori Dango
Gokusen
My Boss, My Hero
Great Teacher Onizuka
Kisazaru Cats Eye
Unobore Deka
that's the ones I really loved, any you m8's watch J-dramas?
No.39746
we weeb now?
sakamoto desu ga is getting an anime
>>>/a/405791
also, currently airing, Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu seems promising.
No.39747
>>39746
been to japan 20+ times in the past few years m8, only interested in the mentioned j-dramas mentioned above. recently cause im on NEETbux started on anime giving it a chance and really enjoying it.
No.39748
>>39747
I heard it's easy to rape people there
No.39749
>>39730
Legend of Galactic Heroes. You have the time.
No.39750
>>39748
I went twice with two different girlfriends. Both of them got touched on the busy trains on the arse.
you get squished in like sardines literally never seen anything like it before and once that happens, well… what can you do
once you say chikan loud enough though it generally scares them off as everyone on the train then knows what is going on
No.39752
>>39750
It's like those videos on pornsites where the japanese chick gets groped and raped on trains.
Lots of rape porn
No.39754
>>39752
there's sexual harrassment themed bars where girls dress up like office staff and shit and you pay to enter (japs only) and you drink and molest chicks
No.39755
>>39736
I think you definitely can unless your parents are heaps rich or some shit like that.
No.39760
>>39744
Nyooh my god the live action adaption of Great Teacher Onizuka was fucking great. Haven't seen any others though.
No.39766
tfw stuck in suburbia
It's my only dream to live off the grid in peaceful nature and grow my own fruits to live off of.
Suburbia is hell. I will never want to not be NEET while I'm living in suburbia. Society is a rotting shit and it's just getting worse.
How can i escape??????????????????????
No.39767
No.39771
>>39766
im thinking about going live in vietnam for 3 months m8
rent a condo in saigon district 1 for 250 bucks a month comes with internet, a kitchen and fridge, bed and lounge…. can live on 1000 bucks a month easy,,, save my neetbux for another month ill have 4000 dollars.
enough to cover me for 3 months living like a neet there. its a very tempting idea im seriously considering.
No.39773
>>39771
They'll find out you're overseas and nix the neetbux the second Customs tell them.
No.39778
>>39773
yeah m8 i know, each time i go overseas it automatically flags me and cuts me off the neetbux already. the day i land it automatically comes back on.
just thinking of getting away from this fucked up country for a bit. if I can live there on 1000 a month, I can stay for a few months relatively easy on my horded money I have here already from not going out ever
No.39780
>>39771
>>39778
I'd do it but I'm not really confident traveling to a foreign country alone. Don't know anything about it, passports, flying, changing currencies.
No.39781
>>39780
Stop being a pussy m8.
No.39787
>>39643
How fucking original what a cultured young man!
No.39788
File: 1453369949099.jpg (111.87 KB, 640x447, 640:447, toilet-block-and-showers-a….jpg)
>>39778
You could always live at your local toilet block for free.
Make some extra dosh by giving out handjobs for $10 a pop.
No.39792
>>39790
awesome I just queued it up for download, trying to watch Full Metal Alchemist at the moment about 5 episodes in… hasnt really hooked me like the other ones yet though….
cheers m8
off to job centre tomorrow morning for more bullshit talks keep them off my back for another 2 weeks then probably work for the dole as its coming on 12 months
No.39793
>>39792
I've been deleting this post heaps cause I keep thinking of animes, haha. Check out Darker Than Black, Gungrave, and Trigun. Yeah full metal is a bit of a younger teen anime, I saw it when I was about 17.
No.39794
>>39793
Also, one way I've found good anime to watch is if I imdb a good one, scroll down and there will be a section "people who liked this also liked" and it lists a few others with the same rating.
No.39796
I also have a max employment session tomorrow at 2, I'm thinking of calling them up and saying I'm on holiday or something.
No.39799
>>39617
just wanted you all to know i could literally beat the shit out of every single one of you beta loser faggots easily.
No.39800
>>39799
>13 year old boy detected
No.39801
>>39796
mate they got me for 10:45am meeting tomorrow the cunts, i fucking hate waking up so early… thats usually the time I go to sleep
they are gonna drill me and sign me up for work for the dole I think because its almost 12 months… not sure how to get out of it
i fucking hate going in there being talked to like shit, especially when centrelink only give you 35 dollars a fuckin day
No.39802
>>39799
Don't hold back, I wanna get on that disability.
No.39803
>>39801
Go to a Gp and tell him you're suffering from depression and anxiety, and ask for a medical certificate to give to Centrelink, it will exempt you from WFD for a while. Affro Samurai is another good anime btw
No.39805
>>39771
>>39738
Do i have to go to centalink, i went once when i was at uni and it was truly a horrible experience Is this myGov thing something i can do online?
>>39755
my parents pros make 100K+ a year together, that's not rich is it?
>>39766
It's possible, I air BnB this place out in the middle of nowhere. It was like a 30min four wheel drive track to get to this place. But it was entire houses built up there rustically, but he had solar power and a water system set up/
>>39771
u should defs do it
even if you do 2 weeks, and it's shit. you'll come back home and appreciate it.
or it can be mad time.
passports r p easy to apply
currency is easy do it here and u wont get heaps ripped off
also remember to go in good season, like really humid nam sounds like shit
No.39808
>>39801
Bitch I'm in at 9am tomorrow.
No.39809
>>39808
im just having a coffee now, 3am… gonna power on through and sleep after this fucking bullshit at job agency in morning
how do you niggers fill your forms in? I just open whitepages and write down 20 of anything i search for and phone numbers and fill in the form exactly (it doesnt ask for who you spoke to etc)
and every fucking time the job cunts say "why didnt you write the names of who you spoke to"
well bitch, I just filled in the exact form centrelink give you. EXACTLY what they ask for i put down.
every fucken time they say thats not good enough, blah blah…. and they write on their computer how many jobs applied for and how many they think i applied for. They always put me down as not believing me … eventually they said they will force me to do some 12 week centrelink log because my efforts are not good enough
despite me filling in every fucking thing on the form centrelink give them
No.39812
>>39809
Which provider are you with? I've never been treated like that, I was at Neato for a few years now at max employment.
No.39813
>>39812
just home from job agency. Asked to see the whore from last fortnight for my meeting.
she's not in. Are you here for a workshop?
no im not fucking here for a workshop, heres my papers
>well its part of your requirements that you do anything we tell you to do, now go and do the workshop for 2 hours
ive already fucking done it…. well do it again.
Employability Skills
>mfw she wants me to make a LinkedIn profile with all my personal details on a public website
nope
and in 2 weeks I start some 15 hr a week work for the dole thing unless I can get out of it.
No.39814
No.39819
>>39813
I did a Session today at MAX the exact same session I've done 3 times already where you write your "60 second spill" on what you would say when you go into an interview.
I write it down exactly the same as before every time and when the person leaves the table the rest of us bitch in disbelief at how pointless this shit is.
On the plus side there was this hot chick I got to talk to while we were filling some bullshit out on a computer.
No.39827
I got a job as a catalogue delivery person.
No.39829
>>39827
Do you have to pack the catalogs within each other yourself, or do you just pick them up to distribute already bundled?
No.39830
Just got the electricity bill, $160. fml
No.39832
>A group of migrant men and women were caught on security camera at the Johannisbad baths in Zwickau, Saxony engaging in unacceptable behaviour, including masturbating into the jacuzzi. In separate incidents other groups of migrants were caught “contaminating” the children’t training pool by “emptying their bowels in the water”, and sexually assaulting other bathers
anyone wanna guess what nationality is doing this in Germany?
dum dum dum……
its the syrian mudslimes of course
No.39833
>>39827
thats awesome OP, back in teh day you could just throw all the catalogues down the drain and get paid but now they check and call certain people on the routes to make sure you're delivering them
how much do you get paid for that shit anyway?
No.39835
>>39833
>tfw I used to do this when I was like 14 in the 90's
>had a paper route which I got paid $9.95 for when I had finished it
>was a lazy piece of shit, still am today pretty much
>decide one day to just stash all the papers under the house
>did this for a few weeks, then I started getting letters in the mail from the news agency that people were ringing up asking where the fuck they're papers are
>got fired
>forget about the papers
>one day my sisters bf is cleaning up around the backyard and notices the stash of newspapers
>laughs his ass off and tells everyone
>tfw mum doesn't get angry at me, just tells me how disappointed she is in me
;_;
No.39837
>>39835
I remember staying at a friends house when I was a kid and having to help him on a paper route because he was a dumb fuck.
>People with phones in the 90's
>Telstra touchdial
No.39838
>>39837
I still got a few white telstra phones in the cupboard here at my mums place
them cocksuckers worked awesome and required no power
No.39839
>>39617
7am almost time for bed
sleep all day and afternoon then up watching anime again
No.39840
>>39838
Hey, I've still got one of those somewhere
No.39843
>>39839
Wow, that's a weird sleep schedule. I normally go to sleep around 1 - 3am and wake up anywhere between 6 -10am. I normally don't exit my room till like 12pm though. I do shit during the day and live with normie housemates. Are you >>39744? What anime's have you watched and what are you up to?
I found the anime Claymore a few days ago and downloaded it, it's pretty average. There's this little bitch side character in it that cries every episode and is annoying as fuck.
No.39844
>>39838
Fuck those Telstra Commanders.
>required no power
except when you're using a dial-up, and it decides to tap the 52VDC line for juice, sending a spike on the analogue wire, making the modem dropout.
No.39848
>>39844
yeah many times playing Duke Nukem 3D over dial up with a mate and some cunt would pick up the phone in another room in my house or his and make the game drop
No.39853
>>39843
someone recommended Baccano! so I have just put that on now. I'll see how it goes, I really didn't get into FMA after like 3-4 eps so shelved that for now
No.39854
>>39848
Used to have to pay the ten network to play that online.
No.39856
>>39652
>expecting your life to change one day
Why would I want it to change?
No.39859
>>39854
not dialup buddy, just dial into my friends home phone number play 1 on 1 and shit talk over text chat
warcraft and shit on KALI had to pay KALI though
No.39863
>>39859
I used to love Warcraft 2:Tides of Darkness as a kid, I got the cheat "glittering prizes" down to a few seconds using just one finger. Good times.
No.39866
so you neets living at home, do your parents crack the shits fairly often that you're a useless lazy cunt or what ?
No.39868
>>39866
Sometimes when my parents come up to visit, (they have a house up here and in Vic) I go round and stay a few nights, I've learned that if my step dad is also up here I'll just stay a night or two then leave otherwise he gets on my back when he see's me lounging around all day. If just mum comes up I'll normally stay there till she leaves, home cooked meals every night are awesome. I could never live at home now, the shame would be terrible.
No.39869
>>39866
I killed my parents
No.39870
>>39868
how do you afford to live alone on centrelink?
I moved back with my mum because I couldn't afford my place anymore, which was 530 a week.
No.39871
>>39870
I live with housmates m8, I pay $145/week. It's pretty good, my own bathroom and walk in robe. It's way out though, isolating as shit. I'm looking to move out actually, find a place with power included in the rent. I'm getting fucked by it, my landlord wants $165 for the power bill by feb 5th.
No.39873
>>39870
>530 a week.
try not living in the middle of a huge city
No.39874
>>39873
was North West sydney m8
how the fuck can you afford to live anywhere on neetbux, its like 250 a week they pay you?
No.39877
>>39874
>how the fuck can you afford to live anywhere on neetbux
By not living anywhere near an expensive, overcrowded shit hole like Sydney
No.39878
>>39844
They have a habit of fucking up ADSL connections as well apparently. The capacitor charge process can cause you to lose sync.
No.39884
>>39617
I get $530 on Newstart.
No.39885
>>39884
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE QUICK REPLY BOX AUTOMATICALLY QUOTE THE OP WHEN I GO TO MAKE A POST FFS FUCK THIS SHIT!
No.39891
>>39617
>>39884
you dont get 530 a week on newstart idiot
you get that a fortnight
No.39898
>>39891
I guess he meant that implied.
Still saving up for a new car on that but really need to beg my super for a release on my retirement bux
No.39903
>>39891
>you dont get 530 a week on newstart idiot
Dumbest cunt in the thread confimed
No.39924
>see a local 5k fun run hosted today on facebook a few days ago
>sign up, rock up today and smash it out
>get invited to a barbie after the run from one of my older brothers m8s I barely know really
>rock up early, first person there
>have a chat with them, get asked what I do and what I'm doing for work
>say I'm in between work but normally I'm a forklift operator
>mfw I haven't been working at all now and last year
>more people start rocking up, friends of theirs I don't know
>they start having conversations and I just sit there, not having anything to say
>stayed till the barbie then told them I'm off
>drove home, showered and slept
How's your Aussie day been going cunts?
What did you get up to?
No.39930
>>39924
I watched porn and then my phone broke.
Gotta go to the shops tomorrow and shell out $200 for a new one
No.39933
>>39930
buy a Redmi note 2 mate , 5.5 inch great phone 190 bucks delivered express
very top quality
No.39934
>>39898
im still waiting for fucking officeworks to deliver my printer i ordered a week or so ago so i can print the documents to try the super bullshit
let me know how you go m8
No.39936
>>39924
Nice job. I literally slept throughout the whole thing. Not the worst way to spend Straya day I guess.
No.39937
>>39934
Why don't/didn't you take the documents on a USB to your nearest library? There's always a corner to make prints, though there might be a small fee.
No.39938
>>39934
>>39937
m80 you can just email them to your own email as attachments and go to your job provider and they'll print out whatever for you, they have a laminator too.
No.39939
>>39937
My library only charges 10c for a page, they wont let you look at porn thou
No.39945
>>39937
didnt really feel comfortable getting someone to print out my application begging for funds from my retirement fund
so I bought my own printer only 39 bucks from officeworks yet the cunts not here yet
No.39948
Just read Hotwheels blog post Infinity Never, so it looks like that Josh cunt is a drug addict piece of shit, what a cunt.
No.39949
>>39945
True, I've mastered not giving a single fuck what cunts think.
No.39953
>>39948
yeah sounds like a great dude. Took a heap of money and delivered nothing. Next was fucking shit anyway, looked like aids
No.39959
>>39953
Pretty sure HW could have just hired an actual company to do the job for him for less than 12 grand. After all that money was in donations and Josh had a bad history and reputation.
No.39961
File: 1453917147309.png (306.23 KB, 586x530, 293:265, 12642851_974023435966224_4….png)
No.39967
>>39948
I kinda wanna say blessing in disguise. I would've hated Next to take off, looked bloody terrible. Not even touching all the stupid/shady shit Josh did
No.39970
>>39637
>>39638
HALF-PRICE DOUBLE COAT TIM TAMS
FUCK YES!
No.39971
>>39970
How many packets do you chew through in a few days? I sometimes treat myself to one packet but even then I get pretty hardcore guilt, I always finish it all in a day.
No.39973
>>39971
A Pack a Day habit. I hope.
No.39975
>>39973
Are you overweight?
No.39976
>>39975
What is it with Fuckers always asking "r u overweight??" when they discover you love Timtams. Fuck off.
No.39977
>>39976
im not him but ive been on a diet since november, going hardcore on keeping under 1000 calories a day but literally doing zero exercise….
I started at 125kg today I'm 108kg. I used to get drunk as fuck and smash a few packs of tim tams easy, but after all this shit trying to not be a fat fucking lard anymore so much I probably wouldn't do it again
goal is to get back to 85kg
No.39980
>>39977
Put on more weight and become super obese and claim DSP, like Homer in that simpsons episode
No.39983
>>39976
Relax, faggot. It was just a question.
>>39977
True, good work m8. I'm eating healthy too, I wouldn't be doing any exercise either if I didn't find out about the free 5k runs every Saturday I've been doing for a while. I bought a big 5litre bottle of water and I've been drinking one of those every few days throughout the day. Do you ever forget to eat? I do it all the time, if I just stay in bed and snooze all day I don't get hungry at all. Did it today and all I had was some chicken and veges because it was in the fridge and a regular kfc twister meal with a water at like 6pm. I fucking love twisters.
No.39984
>>39970
>$1.82 tim tams
fuck mate
No.39986
File: 1453988353698.jpg (49.79 KB, 639x462, 213:154, Cartoon-Finland-Rape-Billb….jpg)
>>39617
hooray my printer arrived from office works today (only took the cunt a week or two)
now I can print out forms to try and get 10,000 out of my super annuation.
how did you bros get the centrelink letter stating you've been on the rock n roll for 26 weeks? cant find shit in mygov, just sent them a general enquiry asking
if they give me 10,000…. probably have to fight the cunts to give me anything of my own money to get my life back on track
I'll probably take the 10k plus whatever I can save and fuck off to SEA for 6 months :D
No.39989
>>39986
You need to go into Centrelink in your dardiest cloths and ask them for it or spend 10 years on the phone to ask for one, their only valid for a week or something so I'd make sure everythings neato until then.
I'm gonna try and send mine in next week.
No.39990
>>39986
And don't forget they'll try and tax the shit out of your payment so maybe check with the ATO to see if you can write it off on your return
No.39992
>>39989
what documents did you need to support your claim? I hope they just give it over pretty easy after seeing I have zero fucking money
I owe state debt like 2000 or 3000, before I can even get my license unsuspended, plus when I lost my job I lost my house and have been living with parents for the past year and have literally no belongings ahhh
No.39998
How old are you guys and why are you unemployed and uneducated?
Do you at least have your drivers license?
Have you tried to apply for jobs but nobody wants to hire you?
No.40001
>>39998
I'm 97 years old, too old to work and so Is my dick.
Got my license in 1945 and I celebrated by raping a gook jap bitch then I ran over an abbo in my brand new car that I bought for $300.
Working up the strength to go rape some kids then claim I'm senile so I won't be charged and get on the DSP, been hanging around /hebe/ in the meantime hoping someone will drop some dank cp.
No.40003
No.40004
>>39976
>What is it with Fuckers always asking "r u overweight??"
Dunno man, it might have something to do with the fact that you eat an entire packet of cream filled biscuits every single day.
No.40006
>>39998
I'm 25, I'm unemployed purely because I'm lazy. I do have my license and a car, drive everyday. I haven't applied for shit other than for woolies nightfill now and again.
No.40008
>>40006
heh, I havent applied for anything either. Whitepages and write down 20 jobs a month and im done
No.40009
I've got a fucking max appointment on thursday which I really don't want to fucking go to. What reasons do they accept for you not being able to make it?
No.40010
>>39998
22 and illness turned anxiety. No drivers license, never applied for a job in my life yet I did hold one a few years back. hbu lol?
>>40009
Are you able to get some bullshit note from your GP saying you were ill? Call up and let them know you can't come in early Thursday, but reasons escape me. I suppose you can't just tell them it's personal aye
No.40013
>>39998
22 in last year of Uni
Got my driver's license last year
I try to shoot off job applications whenever i can
No.40014
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I've loved this album for ages but recently properly _listened_ and w e w
No.40015
No.40019
>>40014
Yeh i like that album too
No.40026
>>39617
is the board finally fucking fixed?
No.40027
fucking about time m8s its all good again, no problems posting at all and no issues with the front page not moving
No.40032
>>39992
Not sure man I'm with both MLC and Australian super, I don't have any rent to show but I have expenses on behalf of the house owner. I'm onna try and tweak it as best i can
No.40034
File: 1454107120040.png (415.19 KB, 971x1471, 971:1471, FireShot Screen Capture #0….png)
Another 5k done m8s.
>>40027
I still have to fill in the captcha every few hours when though it's meant to last 24 hours. Not using a VPN or changing my IP either.
No.40045
>>40034
>>40034
yeah what isp are you with? if you dont have a static ip address each time you drop out even for a few seconds you get a new ip
thus making you do captcha again. I'm with floptus it happens all the fucking time
No.40052
File: 1454142416619.png (102.02 KB, 1289x528, 1289:528, 10 hours later another cap….PNG)
>>40045
I'm with iinet and yeah I have a static IP.
No.40054
>>40052
what plan are you on? it is IP based, so if its asking you for CAPTCHA again your IP has changed.
some plans are dynamic, some are static (mostly only the business plans and possibly fibre plans)
No.40057
>>40054
My bad, it is dynamic. 150gb on/150gb off peak for I think $80/month.
No.40058
Clean stove anon here, tried my hand at some chicken tendies. Used garlic aioli for dipping sauce, they were fucking choice as.
No.40061
I was thinking about collecting bottle and cans from people bins for cash. I like in radelaide so they're 10c each. Just need a trailer for my bike.
Might try catalogue delivery too. I reckon it'd be decent cash if you can do it fast enough, considering it's a flat rate regardless of how long it takes you. If you're fit it should be fast, ayy. Especially with racks on a bike.
Fuck being a poor neet but fuck getting a real job that you actually have to turn up to at a specific time&day and interact with other human beans at. I wanna live off the grid tbh.
No.40062
>>39998
Early 20s
Got a driver's license
Unemoyed because I have no motivation and everything is shit. Like even if I applied to woollies they probably wouldn't hire me, it's a fucking shit job anyway. So no one wants me and I don't want the the position either. I mean I'm not a dumb fuck either so I don't find any unskilled work appealing. Why does it even exist? If you work unskilled wouldn't you just want to kill yourself for being such a fucking loser? Being neet is way better. At the same time I haven't done anything because I have no direction/am depressed. I would work hard, and want to work hard, but only if it's a good deal. I'd work hard for myself if I had some land to work.
No.40063
>>40061
>collecting cans and bottles with a bicycle trailer here in Radelaide
Anon, you do realise that's a job only taken up by the homeless, right?
I do admit that I fucking love the 10c refund, it gives most of the homeless something to do and keeps them fairly organised. But to voluntarily lower yourself to that level…you can do better than that.
If you want to live off the grid, then you're going to have to endure a bit of misery first. Get a proper job. Work hard. Save money. Buy land out in Wupwup. Then you can live in a tent away from all the normies, surviving off barbecued possum and boxes of Shapes.
No.40065
>>40059
Looks great bro! I justify eating this… thing by making it my primary meal of the given day. I guess it's not so bad…
No.40072
>>40063
>If you want to live off the grid, then you're going to have to endure a bit of misery first. Get a proper job. Work hard. Save money. Buy land out in Wupwup
Hate to break the knowledge here, but there are a heaps of places around Australia where you can plonk down and live without getting a scrap of paper from the gubermint to say that corner of the Earth's surface is "yours". The northern-er parts of the Western Australian coast, for starters.
Pic related. Quobba Point.
No.40073
>>40072
I don't think anything edible is gonna grow in that sand.
No.40074
>>40057
yeah so each time your DSL drops out you get a new IP, so have to do a new captcha
faggot
No.40075
>>40073
See all that water? It's got large fish in it. (and squid, oysters, etc.)
>I don't think anything edible is gonna grow in that sand
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=growing+food+in+sand
You shouldn't go around trying to advise people about food gardening, I thinks.
No.40079
>>40063
>Get a proper job
Top lel
No.40080
>>40072
Interesting! There's decent water up there, right? How isolated is it? Harder to start if it's more isolated but better in the long term for avoiding people.
>>40073
>thinking you can't grow in sand.
Fuck off normie.
>get a real job
Do you know where you are?
No.40084
>>39998
21. Dropped out due to mental illness triggered by stress and family drama at home. Uneducated due to lack of direction and motivation. Gotten told many times I'm really intelligent and should go to university by both potential employers and psychiatrists.
Never been employed even when going for shit like grocery stores or fast food. Unfortunately on my L's because I finally found time to do it.
Disability employment agencies are useless as fuck and always make false promises about getting you jobs. To be honest, I'm pretty content catching up on this backlog and focusing on losing 10kg this year to reach a healthy weight. Might actually try looking into maybe going to university and teaching kid's English in another country like Japan. Really wish I didn't have to go to my appointment with Epic Employment tomorrow.
No.40103
>>40057
Static IP's are a good thing, it's harder to get banned when shitposting on other boards
No.40123
>>40103
Don't you mean dynamic IP's? A static IP stays the same when a dynamic IP changes when you reset yo router.
No.40124
>>40084
>make false promises about getting you jobs
It's worse when they get you the worst/degrading job in existence and then you're surrounded by dirty 80 iq retards despite having average or above average iq.
No.40125
>>40103
fuck you cunts are dumb
if your ip is static, it doesnt change. its easy as fuck to get banned and cost money to change ip usually
No.40126
I have my work for the job sign on meeting or whatever with my dumb fucking job agency on tuesday. They said it takes a long time to sign up for it or go through it or something.
15 hours per week im required to do… wtf
No.40131
>>40126
Cool pic, can I save it?
No.40142
>>40134
That is not a white woman
No.40148
>>40134
does she have a sideways vagina?
No.40150
How do I avoid a ban again? I've got a new IP and removed all cookies, but it still says I'm banned?
No.40155
>>40142
>>40148
its a 40 dollar a night thai hooker I've been banging lately. not too bad.
No.40156
>>40155
Yet the jpeg has IPTC EXIF headers, indicating it was the property of a news media… Hmm.
No.40157
>>40156
only one way to prove its real:
>>40155 anon, you need to sprinkle some of that whey powder on her ass and photograph it
No.40158
>>40156
you're an idiot, the photo was taken in my condo recently
No.40159
>>40156
google image or tineye it faggot
No.40160
>>40157
ive posted here before. I use all my neetbux to fly overseas every 2 or 3 months and fuck uneducated third world prostitutes, heh
No.40162
>>40160
Oh I believe you mate
I still want you to do the powder ass shot, though
No.40163
No.40164
>>40162
im back over there in 28 days will post here with some pics of some cunt while im there… ill film a whore saying 8ch or something
No.40165
No.40167
Tried a garden salad instead of fries at Maccas, with a coke zero.
No.40169
>>40167
Jesus those are big slices of tomato. How was the taste pairing?
No.40175
>>40169
No, I just think everything else is small. Compare with the docket, not the small cup.
No.40179
>>39617
we finally got a carls jr in australia but they built the cunt on Central Coast nsw…. yawn
you m8s should check it out, it's gud as fuck…. had it many times overseas
oh just filled out my mygov neetbux form
Date/time:
02 February 2016, 00:56 am AEDT
Your next payment:
$532.20 on 03 February 2016
Your Working Credit:
$953.14
No.40191
>>40164
How do you find these whores? Is there a website? Do you need to speak their language to organise the payment and such?
No.40193
>>40191
you go on kayak.com and buy a plane ticket for 400-700 dollars and then expedia.com.au for a $15 a night hotel room and then you give them $40 for overnight and then you fuck them senseless and kick them out the next afternoon and repeat that as many times as you have days on your trip
No.40196
I'd be too worried about AIDS and shit like that to fuck these trollops.
No.40197
>>40196
more chance getting aids at the local pub with girls who let every old drunk fucker cum in their assholes m8
No.40198
im off to job agency to get signed up for work for dole
weowww
No.40199
>>40197
Nah mate, ya been watching too much jewtube saying teh AIDS doesn't discriminate. Most of the AIDS infected people in Australia are faggots who have sex with other faggots, representing 85% of the 1000 new infections each year, according to wikipedia anyway. Conversely, hetereosexual random hookups present a very low risk for AIDS in Australia.
Wikipedia claims 500k Thais have teh AIDS, of which 40% are women. It's far more risky than fucking Australian girls in regards to teh AIDS, but to be fair, I'd guess it's riskier to drive a car on our roads than fucking Thai girls.
I'm in my 30s, and probably have a lot of life left to live. If/when I am in my 50's, I would probably entertain the idea of visiting and/or moving to a place like Angeles, Philippines just to retire and fuck girls. The risk of teh AIDS is offset by the fact you don't really have much life left in you at that point anyway.
No.40200
>>40199
In Thailand, HIV prevalence is far greater among male sex workers than female. Between 2009 and 2013, of an estimated 123,530 sex workers in Thailand, HIV prevalence was approximately 12% for male sex workers (MSW), but only 3% for female sex workers
No.40201
centrelink just gave me letter confirming neetbux for 26+ weeks. time to apply to my super fund to gimme some fucking money.
10k coming up m8s
No.40203
>>40201
What are you planning to do with it?
No.40204
>>40203
pay off my 2000 dollar debt to state debt recovery and probably finally be able to unsuspend my license and buy a motorbike again so i can get a job
No.40205
>>40204
Top plan m8, best of luck
No.40206
>get a call from mum
>she tells me a friend of the family is still keen on finding me work for Telstra
>thinks I could try and get work experience through them but apparently you need to be studying in something as well at the same time
>believe I am intelligent, but I have this problem in learning new things
>when someone sits me down and tries to teach me something, I listen to what they say but it just goes through one ear and out the other and I can't follow what they're trying to tell me if it goes on longer than a few minutes, I'm also easily distracted
>my family tell me I should start working in IT because I'm 'good with computers'
>in actuality I'm only better than the average pleb who knows dick about them and all I really know is how to google and the absolute basics of keeping a computer running well
>they think because I sit in front of mine all day I must be a knowledgeable as fuck about them
>all I actually do is post on chans and normal internet shit
>all my family think I'm smart and would excel in something to do with IT
>I've told mum I've already tried to do a cert 3 in IT last year and because I can't study properly it just went nowhere
>she wants me to call max employment and tell them that I want to do a course in something
Fuck.
No.40207
>>40206
tough luck m8… we've spoke before, I enrolled in TAFE just to get a certificate cause im self taught over last 25 odd years
course was a boring waste of time and money, so i just didnt go after a few months. Couldnt understand a fucking thing they would say in class anyway, absolutely no idea what they said a minute later
I gotta go down job agency now to get signed up for work for the dole, they want me on 15 hours a week or some fucken shit I believe.. will find out soon, then once I know i'll hit up doctors to get out of it … but i dont wanna go doctors only for him to turn me away
we will see
good luck with what you wanna do m8… btw, you dont need certificates and shit, jump on torrent sites download a heap of UDEMY courses and learn shit yourself. its the only way I can learn, but doing it myself sitting around fucking procrastinating breaking shit then trying to fix it
cant learn any other way
No.40208
>>40207
I've tried reading self education ebooks before and I get distracted way too easily, if I find it boring I'll lose interest and just do something else. I reckon I've just let my brain wither having nothing to do with myself since I stopped working.
No.40209
Got paid $613 yesterday, already paid $140 for a weeks rent and my share of last quarters power bill. $305 gone. Spent $50 at woolies yesterday, gotta pay rent again next week, I have $111 shared between 13 days. I've got $8.50 a day to live off till next payday.
No.40211
>>40201
>10K coming up m8s
Don't get your hopes up on the full 10k. If they give you anything, it'll just be enough to pay off your debts. Then there's the tax, plus the trustee will probably charge you a fee. Sorry to be a 'negative nelly'.
No.40212
Don't waste your time studying IT because there are no fucking jobs and the jobs that are available pay shit money. It's a race to the bottom industry and even if you get a job, it's boring as shit and you have to work amongst the biggest fags and SJW you have ever met.
Write a list of things you're actually interested in and start making good quality videos about them to upload to youtube and try to grind out a small living that way. You know computers? Good, get a cheap tripod, learn sony vegas and start making stuff. You don't need to be an eceleb to make some pocket money that is on par with the dole itself.
No.40213
File: 1454388704757.jpg (49.91 KB, 395x561, 395:561, typical baker's delight wo….jpg)
>>40124
So a bakery then, huh?
No.40216
>>40212
m8 ive worked in IT last 10 years and now it definitely is fucked. Over supply and curry munchers coming straight from universities in bumfuck india with no experience working for 8 dollars an hour with no clue what thye are doing but they are fucking cheap as fuck so they get hired
I finished up at a major telco I just couldnt hack working with these stinky fucking motherfuckers
I should of done a trade instead of this fucking shit
just back from job centre, she made me sign a document saying i agree to police check and then she wants me working for the dole filling up fucking boxing bags
ugh, 15 hours a week filling boxing bags
wtf i need to get out of this shit
No.40239
>>40196
I used to work with a guy who fucked some old thai hooker in the ass with no rubber, he never got tested for AIDS but im sure he's infected.
>>40198
Livin the dream
>>40201
If they knock you back transfer your super into another fund and try again, some super funds are cunts about it. Don't forget to write in the tax for your return you should be able to get some of that money back.
>>40206
>>40208
>>40207
I got the same problem with attention and distraction that's kept me out of tafe, I've been thinking if there's some adult equivalent to ADHD or maybe we were just never diagnosed. If there is might be able to get some sweet Dexi's.
>>40209
Pajeet in India lives off $5 a day
No.40251
>>40239
>I used to work with a guy who fucked some old thai hooker in the ass with no rubber
that. . . what. . .
That's one step below sticking it in a mincer. BELOW
No.40276
>>39617
ok got my paper from the IOOF super annuation fuckwits, if i ask for 5000 dollars all I need to do is rub my dick on the paper and they give it to me.
if I want 10,000 dollars I need to fill in this shit stating my home loan, personal loan, credit cards, etc… i have nothing, no loans or anything
I owe state debt its not on there dont think I can put that down ?
what did you m8's put on this shit ? Ideally I wanna go for 10,000 dollars…. but it seems like they want you jump through a fuck load of hoops once you request more than 5000 ?
halp me cunts
No.40278
>>40276
d) Current liabilities
Please provide details of personal liabilities for you and your partner, excluding any business liabilities, such as home loan, personal loan,
court order, car loan or credit cards. Personal loans where a written loan contract is not in place will not be considered, such as loans from
family members or friends.
Please supply evidence – originals of the savings account statements for the previous three months and copies of current (no more than
three months old) unpaid bills and the latest outstanding invoices.
Home loan $ Credit card(s) $
Property loan $ Other $
Investment loan $ Other
Car loan $ Other
Personal loan(s) $ Other
Sub-total $ Sub-total
please specify
please specify
please specify
please specify
$
$
$
$
TOTAL LIABILITIES $
No.40293
>>40276
Loans must be in that criteria for anything over 5g
You could try cold calling them (Don't give your name) and ask them to clarify it and say you don't have any current loans but that your unable to pay your fines (Which is technically debt anyway).
No.40294
Anyone here from Wollongong?
No.40305
>>40294
>>40294
yeah m8… me
on a hill not far from north gong. just moved back down from after being away 15 years.
place hasnt changed. still a fucking shit hole
No.40310
>>40294
I fucked a dog in Wollongong
No.40317
>>40315
Website came back on, but reporting feature is broken.
Maybe Josh got a new job
No.40320
>>39998
18, starting uni on 29th of feb, living the neet life till then. Have been applying for jobs and pretty sure I've missed some calls from potential employers. Have fuckall to do cept sit at home on comp and wait for centrelink to proces my student payments.
No.40323
File: 1454537162701.png (237.28 KB, 379x525, 379:525, 12669646_1735833136638341_….png)
>>40315
centrelink website along with mygov and anything linked to the government is given to pajeet and a team of his best employees flown here from India where the person who won the contract gets all the big money and he pays these fuckheads peanuts. So by time they fly back to India the website is the shittiest thing in existance and constantly goes down
It is only one reason our country is a fucking failure. We have so many talented IT people unemployed and yet we have to outsource even these kind of jobs to Gupta and Co in Dehli and Pakistan.
Then instead of re-training people here, or spending more money into education and giving people new skills and future job opportunities in Australia they just open the flood gates and let every single curry muncher, kike, niggery noo come flooding into our country on a H1 Work Visa with 'a needed skill' because they don't want Australians to have these skills, it doesn't fit their position they want you to have in life.
Gina Rinehart wants Australian workers to be able to compete for the same jobs against Indian or African workers and it's a race to the bottom in every single industry on who will accept the lowest amount of pay. Who do you think person who will accept the rock bottom pay will be? of course niggers and curry munching retardsm so they win, they all have jobs. Australians are struggling to find positions, even after spending so much money and time going to university getting degrees that are so worthless you can only wipe your asshole with it.
I just woke up, not sure why I wrote this huge giant wall of text. but it is something I'm sort of passionate about. We dont need these fucking cunts coming here working like everyone tells you we do.
No.40327
>>40320
Have a congratulated fap
>>40323
I'm pretty sure the job market will crash in this country in some sectors when our chinky housing bubble bursts. The only way out of the Jew cycle is to make dosh yourself.
I've thought about horse race systems and tailoring one to my own abilities and maybe one day, be a jew bookie. You ever been asked for a smoke by a bookie they're all fucking loaded
No.40328
>>40327
Regardless there's money out there for us, were 100 times smarter than pajeet.
>White wimmins for a change
No.40330
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here, allow ArchieLuxury to explain why IT sucks ass.
No.40333
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Not a fucking flood, fucker!
No.40334
File: 1454543639699.jpg (48.82 KB, 634x360, 317:180, 2D2D49B000000578-3264004-i….jpg)
>>40332
Josh is dissapoint
No.40335
>>40334
Archie is alright, I actually spoke to him on the phone a few weeks ago.
No.40339
>>40327
>Have a congratulated fap
have had enough of those thanks, neet life is suffering
No.40340
>>40333
archie is a fat retarded cunt, begging for youtube money so he can pay for his holiday in bangkok fucking whores
desperate fat sad lonely fucking retard
No.40342
So MAX sent me a text for an appointment tomorrow without a letter or any prior notice.
Gonna call them tomorrow and tell them to get their shit straight, so sick of these dumb jew nigger coon fucking dogs.
No.40343
>>40342
they are fucking scum bags mate
talk to you like fucking dirt. my cunt two days ago said "you've only filled out exactly the form how centrelink ask, we want MORE, we want you to print your private emails and give them to us for proof"
yeah fucking right bitch. If centrelink ask me to do 10 jobs a fortnight and I fill it in exactly, that's all you're getting
No.40344
just got a JP sign my stat dec, asked super fund to give me 5000 dollars because any higher you had to fill in heaps more shit I couldnt be fucked
express posted that shit off, now gotta wait and see. might take upto 2 weeks guy said then money will be in my account.
hoping everything goes good. really need my 5000 dollars to get back on my feet.
No.40345
>>40315
The website was down for scheduled maintenance, silly goy.
No.40346
>>40344
Good luck. $5000 sure would be nice. Too bad the ATO is going to take 22%. Cha-ching! Everyone wants their cut in this world.
No.40347
>>40346
what is fucked is i paid tax on the money i earnt in the first place. then i pay fees to the super retards. then i pay 22 percent tax to get the super.
then i have to declare it as income and pay tax on it at tax time
No.40348
>>40320
>Waiting for Centrelink to process my student payment
How long has it been since you applied? It's been 3 weeks since I applied for StudyBux, got an SMS today saying my application was 'progressing'.
No.40349
>>40347
The system is one big fat greedy Jew.
No.40354
>>40340
nah, he's alright, working class sorta dude now trying to make some money on youtube. I find it entertaining anyway, fucker.
No.40374
>uni starting soon
>have been neet for 7+ years
>have literally no contacts anymore (cut ties because being a long term loser is extremely uncomfortable to talk about)
>long term depressio
>my situation will be 100x worse if I drop out or fail uni (IE going back to neetdom with massive debt, less time and huge regret)
>my patience for progressive zealots is low, so being on campus will be triggering as fuck
just fuck my whole life up fam
No.40375
>>39617
super forrms successfully delivered this morning to super company in tasmania
now the wait to see what happens. i'll let you bros know the outcome
No.40378
>>40374
What are you doing at uni?
Sorry bro, but I think you just got scammed on uni fees. If ya doing comp.sci, should've bought a $20 book instead.
Uni is just another means for most people to procrastinate for 3 years and get people off their back.
No.40379
>>40378
womens cultural queefing studies
No.40380
>>40379
you must go to QUT then
No.40392
>>39706
i heard people need to prove they're of aboriginal descent to get benefits
No.40393
Holy declining userbase Batman, I didn't think it was going that badly. Fucking Josh.
No.40398
>>40392
They do. You need to be verified by some government department (that isn't Centrelink) in order to claim Aboriginal shit. You may even need to get a letter from a tribe elder if you're too white or something.
I think they only brought it in when too many foreigners ticked the box without knowing what they were signing up for (or because they wanted free shit).
No.40399
>>40398
Just go up to some "Elder" and give him a slab of VB and ask him to sign a letter
No.40411
>>40393
yeah mate the site was growing until Josh fucked it, once the site was broken the userbase dwindled at rapid pace until he was given the boot.
As soon as he was fired the site was fixed by hotwheels and now running like a dream. But will anyone come back? probably not
No.40444
>>40393
>>40411
We're at 23 now, although that's still shit compared to what it once was. All the other small boards have got abysmal user counts as well.
I do have some optimism though. Now that the site is running better, people will start coming back, it'll just be very very slowly.
It's easy to destroy something, much harder to create. It's going to take time before things are back up and running.
No.40445
>>40444
Speaking of which we need a new thread
No.40447
>>39617
i'm literally fucked
>be me
>chinese
>just turned 19
>in uni doing law
>no work experience ever, just studied hard
how do i find a job guys. i've been a neet for 3 months. i don't think i can do it for longer than taht.
No.41140
>>39655
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FROM
TELL ME, I MUST KNOW THIS AWESOMENESS
No.41141
>>39670
you didn't have a degree in Arts
No.41519
>>39687
>Not buying a used racer
>Not riding 25km
>Not enjoying being on two wheels