/aus/ - Australia

'no point bro, he's gone"

fucking lol

It's amusing no-one bothers to give him assistance, where is your multiculturalism is our strength now, cunts? Shouldn't some white guilt moral fags be giving him CPR?

>>40260

where the fuck is the news reports on this ?

Fake as fuck.

Anyone know if he was a former employee or something?

I heard they've been laying off all their butchers

>>40264

Are you some sort of fuckwit? What are you supposed to do when some cunt's slit their throat and bleeds out right in front of you?

>>40287

being a lebbo from Auburn you'd half expect him to steal the gooks mobile phone

Apparently some old guy killed himself at Westfield Chatswood not too long ago by jumping from a great height.

Also I found some Chink site that contains extra details. Maybe someone on here can translate the good bits:

http://www.5xini.com/a3808/

I'm pretty sure the Aus media wont report suicides. When he falls it looks fake, you sure this wasnt staged?

>>40352

I think you've answered your own question there. If it was fake then we'd be seeing newspaper articles about an hilarious prank that occurred in Auburn Woolworths. If you look at Twitter you'll see that a Daily Telegraph reporter talks about it briefly as well so it's probably legit:

https://twitter.com/search?q=auburn%20woolworths&src=typd

https://twitter.com/laurakatebanks

Also Reddit has a few threads about it but they're full of moralfags so not particularly interesting. Although one guy in there claims to have talked to the videographer and found out that the dude just stabbed himself without making much noise and then waited. Could be full of shit though:

https://www.reddit.com/r/sydney/comments/43toco/man_killed_himself_by_slitting_his_throat_at_a/

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/43nwa6/man_stabs_himself_to_death_at_auburn_woolworths/

https://imgur.com/jYdMO35

>>40352

>When he falls it looks fake

Nope, that's exactly like what happens when someone is 90% alive.. 80% alive.. 70% alive.. 60.. 50.. 40.. The brain-power to control the legs drops slowly.

>>40352

>won't report suicides […]

Yep. Every time they have done, the Gubberment, Cops, and Concerned Middle-class Mothers of Two, get on their case about DER COPYCAT SUICIDES!

Which is fucking bothersome– I WANT to know, and want other people to know, what that poor bastard's circumstances were. We've got Rich Cunts making millions off bullshit charities like BeyondBlue that peddle a inaccurate idea of why people– mostly 'Forgotten Men'– are killing themselves. "R U OK?" absolutely doesn't reach them– but this persists because you can't have real suicide details known.

>>40357

http://youtu.be/fl8nBfWk71w

It was because he was about to become homeless, and lost his girlfriend. Honestly I think a large percentage of people would rather die than become homeless. Besides, if you're a man on the streets, no one will give a fuck. They are untouchables, and a sanctioned underclass that everyone is allowed to despise.

Of course people like this kill themselves, and hiding it only serves to keep them killing themselves. With the economy becoming worse, and the middle-class shrinking, there will be more of it. However, you're unlikely to hear about it.

>>40503

>those fucking youtube comments

Jesus fuck, such cancer.

>>40522

It's not even him. He looks nothing like the guy (yes, yes arr rook same).

didn't happen

Source - I work at Woolies HQ

>>40525

>>40355

No

>>41416

This poster is a liar, it did happen.

Source - my dad is in charge of Woolies HQ.

>>40260

When he's standing there, still conscious - what's going through his mind?

>>41511

maths homework

>>41511

>I wonder if Tim Tams are on special?

>>41511

>Fuck this actually really hurts…but I'll look like a poofter if I say anything. Just gotta take it I gue…ue…*thud*

>>41511

>>what's going through his mind?

>GODDAMN Woolies up the price of Ramen Noodles again, Life is no longer worth living (cuts throat in protest)