/aus/ - Australia

>>40446

i gotta go for "induction" tomorrow at 11am for work for the dole.

these cunts at job agency are so fucking rude. calls me friday afternoon "YOU HAVE TO BE THERE ON TUESDAY"

bitch please, you cunts are meant to help me find work not harrass me to do this stupid shit

then even though work for the dole they STILL demand me go to interviews and workshops with them… wtf cunts

Sorry to hear, fellow neets. Thank god I'd been put on the DSP and totally forgotten about now. I'm qualified for the full pension, but I wonder if they'll ever contact me in some year/s and re-evaluate? Meh.

speaking of shit; i've been doing a lot of those holy wipe-less shits lately. i think it has to do with not eating bread

>>40513

I wank to much, I'd spend half my day cleaning those things out

>>40513

i got a tenga fliphole in japan few years ago and 12 pack of tenga eggs

pretty cool yo

the onahole are meant to be one use only a lot of the time, read the moon speak on the packaging

>>40520

What sort of private shit do they ask you about?

>>40527

They gave me 6 months off after doing a quick mental health inventory.

Say you've quit nicotine and are feeling intense anxiety. Don't make appointments with Doctor Mduduzi.

He's right though that shitposting isn't going to cheer you up.

>>40513

I bought a rather expensive vacuum witch Chloe. The sensations are so intense, tingles run down to my feet. Makes me go soft if I do it for too long. Maybe onaholes are for busy salarymen that only fap once in every 3 days.

>>40530

I was thinking of just saying that I'm getting pressured to do WFD, it got me medical certificates in the past.

called job agency. said I'm sick, the bitch said "well WHY… whats wrong" i said im sick, she demanded to know exactly whats wrong with me I just said I'm suffering from anxiety and depression and she said OK well come down today and drop your doctor certificate off and we'll get you another induction as soon as possible and get it all organised to get you into your work for the dole

got a doctors appointment for 3pm m8's.. what should I tell this gook? its a new doctor didnt wanna go my family doctor as last time he wrote down how much i used to earn at my last job, how long i worked there, really quizzed me on heaps of shit that was none of his business and i stammered out and answered his shit anyway like an idiot. he wrote it all in a folder.

didnt even tell him I was unemployed felt ashamed so just told him im working my old job still

>>40532

Tell him you've got severe anxiety and depression issues. Say they've impacted your life in ways as such you don't feel comfortable going out, talking to people, lost interest in hobbies - just how it's affecting your life negatively. Might/should make him want to send you to a psychologist but the first ten sessions are free (not like you'll have to follow up if you're just going for a one-off cert really)

>>40535

how long do you think doctor will give me off for saying that? most of that is true fyi, haha

im retarded, dont talk to people, hard to leave the house. definitely gotten worse since being on the dole over the last year and a bit

ok seen the new indian doctor

he gave me a certificate for today only. said im fine to work tomorrow.

wtf

>>40538

Student allowance is small as fuck, and the tafe fee's keep going up.

>>40550

There needs to be a NEET only doctor

>>40550

What the fuck. What was his reason why it was for today only when you told him you suffer from anxiety and depression? Did you ask him why?

>>40561

he said i'm ok to work anytime.

i said how long until you think its ok to go to work for the dole, he said yeah tomorrow.

i'll go to a different doctor in a few days I think

>>40557

>Student allowance is small

U wot m8 if my payment changes I'm quitting and getting a refund for my tafe fees.

>>40563

dont tafe fees cost fuck all if you on the neetbux ?

i was thinking about going but i did it before and i dont understand a thing going on in a classroom….my brain becomes a wind sock

>>40562

>i said how long until you think its ok to go to work for the dole, he said yeah tomorrow.

Why did YOU ask HIM that? You should've said you don't feel comfortable doing it at all and the anxiety over it is affecting everything in your life or something.

>>40568

because he wasnt even going to give me a dr certificate, i asked for one… but he didnt say anything about dates or anything

i said what dates are you putting on that? he said just today… I said do you think its ok to go to work? i really struggle with it, im not functioning etc

he said yep tomorrow you are good to go

just another indian fuck , didnt really care what I was saying, just swipe medicare card and get out…

why is it so hard find aussie doctors in the country anymore? we just not getting any go to school or what ?

the wait is over fellow neets, 100mbit internet incoming to help with my neetness

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>>40563

If you're on actual newstart you'll keep the higher rate when on youth allowance, it's a weird technicality to ensure there's not an incentive to stay on newstart.

specifically:

>The special rates apply if you are older than 22 years, starting full time study, and are:

>a long term income support recipient who is receiving or has received an income support payment, other than a student payment, for at least 26 out of the last 39 weeks,

If you're on youth allowance jobseeker it'll probably be the same, and if you're over 25 you'd go to austudy which is about the same as newstart give or take.

>>40569

Yeah true, find another GP m80, I need to go to Clink tomorrow to get my payments started again, I'm >>40527. It's either drive to the centrelink office in town or ring them and spend the 45min wait just to talk to someone. It happens every time I call them.

>>40585

I'm pretty sure the job network retards get paid extra money for cutting people off and re-instating them

why the fuck do these cunts have jobs? the women are fucking rude as fuck m8…. i dont get it…they literally serve no purpose

Ask centerlink for a job capacity assessment and get into the disability stream, and choose a cutesy community provider (not cunts like Max Employment).

If you can get a diagnosis for depression and ideally some other mental health shit from a GP it should be easy, they'll likely assess you as being capable of working fewer hours and more importantly, the "disability" providers generally dont treat you as badly.

They can be better at actually helping you get work but it's a crapshoot.

Note that this has little to do with disability pension, some people on DSP are in this system too but it's a much much lower bar to get a reduced job capacity assessment via centerlink and get with a disability service provider or whatever they're called now than it is to get onto the DSP itself.

If you have anxiety, depression, assburgers etc you should be with these guys anyway.

ASK CENTERLINK FOR A JOB CAPACITY ASSESSMENT AND GIVE THEM EVIDENCE OF YOUR AUTISM.

and any idiot can get diagnosed with "depression" and "anxiety", it's literally a 10 question multiple choice test.

Just don't say you're suicidal and if they prescribe you drugs don't take them.

>Looking for Jobs

>Job descriptions on Seek and sites are all just marketing HR gobblygook.

WHY IN FUCK CAN'T YOU JUST CALL A DATA ENTRY JOB "DATA ENTRY" INSTEAD OF SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT LIKE "QUALITATIVE INFORMATION OFFICER". FUUUUUUUCK

Seriously though, I don't even know what the fuck I'm applying for 99% of the time. I just want a fucking simple IT job since I've been injured out of work for a while and I can't fucking cut through all the PR bullshit.

>>40550

I'm so sorry to hear, definitely try someone else.. Even go back to your original GP and come clean about everything. That alone should send him enough warning signals to further pursue your mental health and give you some more time. I just cannot fathom why they've treated you that way with those claims.

>>40595

I fucking hate seek, every different job means you have to register another dumb fucking job agency website and apply that way

"sandwich artist" for a fuckin kitchen hand ffs

people just make up all these fucked up bullshit names for shit jobs and then ask for entry level positions requiring 5 years experience

what they really mean is they want to hire indians for 5 dollars an hour

>>40592

Got any suggestions for a disability provider?

Getting assessments and shit done in the upcoming weeks while and am going to ask to be changed (think I should be already, stream 3 reduced capacity, was stream 4 before the changes). The bitches that work at sarina russo seem to have no idea or just don't care about anxiety and shit.

>>40602

and by that I mental health assessments and prob see if they reckon I'm a sperg or some shit on top of anxiety and depression, already had job capacity shit done (back when it was the old system and seemed to get out of wfd with it)

>>40603

was getting told to go for wfd recently though and had to go to doctors to get a cert cause no way in hell could i get out of the house on a constant basis,, hence the assessments happening.

>>40602

I don't know how it works now but previously streams 1 through 4 were the normal system and you had DSS and ESS as disability streams with different levels of support.

I dont think it's changed much.

It's totally different to the stream 1/2/3/4 stuff, I don't think you can be put on work for the dole either.

Just generally, providers other than the big ones. Mission Australia might be okay, probably best to avoid Salvos unless you're desperate though they're probably better than Max, Sarina Russo, etc.

>>40606

Ahh right, might just have to call and ask Centrelink if/how I can be changed, their ques might suck but at least I haven't had them treat me rudely (well aside from one person) like job agencies do.

Was thinking about seeing if I could go to Break Thru, heard about them through people I know, though that was years ago now.

Need to find a place that can help me at my own pace as I sort all my other shit out, instead of hounding me all the time.

>>40606

i'm with MBC and the girl that sees me is like 19 and trying to tell a 32 year old how to find a job yet i've worked since i was 16

talking down to me, trying to force me to get on a computer and make a linkedin profile (yeah fucking right) and just really fucking stupid shit that is only lining their pockets NOT ever going to help me get a job

dont go with MBC, biggest bunch of cunts ive ever met

>>40610

I do wonder if they need any qualifications to work as a case manager, I highly doubt it (disability employment services might be different though).

I wish that they were required to have some sort of social/community services training/certs so then they might be a bit more people orientated and less cuntish.

I've looked up job listing for job agencies before and it has stuff listed like "uncapped potential for bonuses". They get paid when they get someone a job but apparently they get paid when they enter someone into a wfd phase too, wondering if some of that gets passed onto the case worker as something that will just encourage them to fuck people over, along with all their bullshit training programs they bill the government for.

>>40613

EMPLOYMENT CONSULTANT- Full Time Goulburn

This role involves working within a multidisciplinary team to place job seekers into sustainable employment. Responsibilities including case management of job seekers looking for work, meeting the needs of employers including interviewing and screening job seekers for employment opportunities, developing strategies to achieve employment for job seekers and meeting long term recruitment needs of employers.

Requirements: Demonstrated ability to communicate and build rapport with candidates and employers; Good communication skills and work with a diverse range of people; Excellent computer skills; be results and target driven; Able to identify market trends and opportunities; Have a current drivers licence. Relevant industry experience/ tertiary qualifications and a background in Job Services Australia or jobactive with knowledge of ESSweb is desirable, however not essential as we are willing to train the right person for the position.

Placement Consultant - Disability Employment Services (DES) - Enfield

As a DES Placement Consultant you will need to be energetic, upbeat, customer and solutions focused to assist in providing life changing opportunities for our clients. You will work directly with our participants or job seekers with injury, illness or disability and in doing so utilise your excellent communication skills, empathy, resilience and forward thinking. You will enjoy networking and building relationships with local employers to create suitable and sustainable employment opportunities for our DES job seekers. Empowering and motivating our job seekers on their employment pathway to success will be a daily focus.

Responsibilities & Accountabilities

Individual case management and a proactive approach in building strong relationships with key stakeholders both internally and externally

Developing and maintaining tailored employment pathway plans for job seekers

Achieving job placements and sustainable employment outcomes

Liaising with our Health and/or Training services to address any psychological or physical challenges our job seekers may face

Delivering a quality, individual service to our job seekers and employers, while adhering to strict guidelines and compliance requirements

Educating the wider community, breaking down employment challenges and community stigmas for your DES job seekers

Providing post placement support, ensuring your job seekers are succeeding and sustaining in their employment placement

Essential Skills & Attributes

Proven ability to achieve results and exceed targets

Proven marketing and sales skills to engage and maintain relationships.

Ability to think creatively to secure the best job opportunities for each participant

Resilience, tenacity and the ability to influence

Outstanding communication, interpersonal and organisational skills coupled with effective problem solving and conflict resolution skills

A genuine, demonstrated commitment to working with people with an injury, disability or ailing health condition

Desirable Attributes

Your understanding of vocational rehabilitation initiatives and non-vocational challenges and the possible implications

MAX Employment provides integral solutions through employment, health and training services. With the belief that a job can change a person's life; we empower job seekers and connect them to support, opportunities and sustainable employment. We work closely with employers and community partners to provide job seekers with a strong foundation for success.

MAX Employment provides integral solutions through employment, health and training services. With the belief that a job can change a person's life; we empower job seekers and connect them to support, opportunities and sustainable employment. We work closely with employers and community partners to provide job seekers with a strong foundation for success.

What is the role?

As a Employment Consultant – CDP you will have direct involvement with our job seekers and utilise your effective communication skills, empathy and forward thinking in every aspect of your role. You will take part in building relationships with local organisations in order to create job opportunities for our job seekers. It's about engaging and being active with our job seekers to enable their participation in various work and educational activities.

We are seeking Expression of Interest from proactive, motivated individuals for upcoming vacancies opening up in the New Year

What will you be accountable for?

Connecting our job seekers with employers so they gain sustainable work

Meeting KPIs including targets, outcomes, claims and all service requirements

Conducting Employment Services activities consistent with contractual and legislative requirements

Monitoring, auditing and ensuring that client file case notes and all other documentation are relevant and meet contractual standards

Establishing community based connections to promote the full range of MAX Employment products and services

What are we are looking for?

Previous internal/external recruitment experience

Proven track record in achieving results and meeting targets

Your ability to build sustainable professional relationships and alliances with others, sharing knowledge and collaborating to achieve best outcomes

Demonstrated understanding and appreciation of cultural differences and diversity

Proficiency in delivering a quality service to our job seekers and employers with an ability to adhere to strict guidelines and be compliant at all times

Previous experience in customer service and hands-on case management

Resilience, self-motivation and your ability to influence

Demonstrated understanding of the issues facing Indigenous Australians and the impacts these issues have on Indigenous Australian societies and cultures.

Proven ability to communicate sensitively and effectively with Indigenous Australians.

Why join the MAX team?

Ability to participate in a comprehensive range of learning and development opportunities

Participation in competitive bonus schemes for individual and team performance

Guaranteed annual salary increases as specified in the Enterprise Agreement

5 weeks annual leave after 3 years of service

And more!

Sarina Russo Job Access is the largest Australian-owned private sector jobactive provider with 95 sites in Queensland, Victoria and New South Wales. Through the delivery of integrated recruitment and training solutions Sarina Russo Job Access has enhanced the careers and impacted the lives of thousands of individuals. Partnering with employers and community groups we find sustainable employment opportunities for our jobseekers.

An exceptional opportunity exists for an Employment Consultant who will challenge the status quo, deliver with speed and urgency and exceed expectations to join the Sarina Russo team.

The Job

Achieve KPI’s linked to placing jobseekers in sustainable employment

Organise appropriate interventions and strategies to help job seekers find and maintain employment

Deliver high quality, timely, professional recruitment services to our job seekers

Develop and maintain ongoing relationships with employers and community groups

Facilitate jobactive workshops and individual appointments

Adhere to contractual compliance processes and procedures

The Right Person

Excellent relationship building, business development and marketing skills

Proactive approach to achieving targets and working to compliance standards

Strong communication skills and able to deal with a diverse range of people

Ambitious, passionate and results driven

Demonstrated experience remaining calm and responsive under pressure

Flexibility to work across multiple sites if required

In return you will be rewarded with:

Access to ongoing learning, development and career advancement Job satisfaction, knowing that you are making a real difference

An attractive salary package; and

Uncapped bonuses for high performers

>>40617

pity its only focused on making them money and not actually getting people work

1985-era Australian Indie music was pretty kewl

Seems just like some HR roll. Most of the case workers I've been across seem to lack the skills required on the job posting.

Just something I'd like to state: Sarina Russo is a member of and financial contributor to the Liberal Party (according to wikipedia anyway, backed up by some reference to a pdf detailing donations).

>>40619

Nowhere near as cool as this.

ok no shit m8's

this is what i'm listening to at the moment, its slow piano music so if gay dont bother

sort of like the soundtrack to anime the songs they produce, fucking beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYl714wFeJM

>>40562

You need to go to a doctor and get on anti depressants. Even if you dont take them you need proof to show how you are mentally.

Get a reassessment with centrelink and tell them how fucked up you are and how you cant work.

I didnt get bothered for like a year when I did this.

>>40527

>tells me these max appointments are a good thing, maybe finding a job would get me out the depression

Same shit that my psychiatrist tells me. It's always about telling me that finding a job will make me happy and that I need to be more active outside the house. Even though, there's fuckall in this suburb to gauge my interest.

I'm going for walks around the neighbourhood but that is all I can really do.

Still doesn't help the fact that I'm stressed out by my appointments with my job provider, Epic Employment because they still refuse to let me go to afternoon appointments instead of morning apartments. Because I can't drive to my appointments with this medication making me drowsy and completely fucked in motor control, no matter how many times I tell them. Finding a job or girlfriend is not going to magically cure the depressive side of my bipolar, doc.

I've been with disability employment agencies for four years. And they are always going to be tedious and useless as fuck. I can't wait until I have a job and never have to see some old man or middle-aged woman in formal wear ever again.

>>40610

You guys are taking it all too personal and forget the entire reason you're there is to get paid. Who gives a fuck if some 19 year old girl thinks she is in charge of you, she's the dumb bitch that is stuck in that place 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

I am quite happy to go into my disability provider and just act my normal autistic self, say yes massah, no massah, ok massah for one hour a week. It couldn't be easier and you get put with them for 2 years at a time.

>>40625

I had a good GP before I moved, and he told me he could only write me certs for 4 weeks at a time otherwise Centrelink starts asking questions. This was about 2-3 years ago mind you, but perhaps the AMA or some other organisation sent out notifications industry wide to say Centrelink isn't happy about this, you need to shorten or reject requests for Centrelink certs if it's for muh anxiety and muh depression.

>>40626

You must be some kind of alien god

>>40625

>seeing a psychiatrist

I bet you're letting them drug you too. Good goy

>>40610

This is my case too, except it's a guy.

hey m8's

I just had my super money deposited into my account

I asked for 5k cause you didnt have to fill in fuck all and after tax i got $3950 in my account just now, took a few days only

just FYI :)

10/02/2016 Deposit IOOF - $3,924.30

wheres old mate tim tam?

Arnott's Tim Tams 175g Varieties $1.82 (1/2 Price) @ Coles

>>40688

Yep, my local Coles is doing that as well. I still have 28 packets left, so I didn't need any.

Very unexpected. Recall that Coles had that falling-out with Arnotts a few months ago over the maker jacking up its prices..

>>40691

It looks like it was probably a marketing scheme or something, portraying Coles in a good light so people shop there more for a few weeks then shit goes back to normal.

>>40686

Grats! Now go do all that shit you mentioned needed to get done.

>>40694

might go buy 10,000 packets of tim tams m8

^_^

>>40698

>^_^

Please destroy thineself

>>40686

Did you include any debts in yours, I have money owing to the gas company but I have no Idea how much.

>>40703

nah m8 just put 5000 dollars you dont have to answer any questions about debts etc

they just give you 5k

Went and saw deadpool today m8s, it was sick, fucking hilarious too.

>>40720

Comic book movies are for kids.

>>40721

Do you even know anything about the deadpool movie cunt? It's rated ma15+ over here, it's gory as fuck. Definitely not a movie for kids.

>>40722

So, kids always watch stuff like that, it actually makes it all the more childish as these kids will say things like 'it's a totally grown up and mature movie, it has blood and swearing and everything''. It's still a comic book movie though so it's still for kids.

>>40723

K

>>40723

comic books arent just for kids ya fuckin dumb cunt

0/10 on your shit attempts to troll

>>40727

Yes they are and no need to be so rude either.

>>40729

Ohh wait, they are for losers also.

>>40731

What is this shit

>>40731

That sounds pretty close to a Commodore64 tune– the real 1988-1991 ones, not the shitty 'retro chiptunes' attempts from 2000+

>>40737

it's an album released at Comiket 83 and the theme music from shoot em up games

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Project

(im not the guy who posted the link fyi)

>>40755

only thing that ever stopped me thinking about that is my family. They already know I'm a huge fuckup failure of a man.

doing that would wreck so many lives and I couldn't do that to them, even though i'm a failure anyway.

I think it would be selfish, because they would live with that for the rest of their lives.

>>40755

>>40756

Basically this, but just waiting for my dad to knock off. That and the fact my organs refuse to be struck inert like the rest of my body, useless things.

Why so thin?

>>40755

I live for the day of the rope

BUNYIP

>>40755

Thank mr skeltal

>>40755

Wait you are 6'1 and weight just 47 kilos. That's nothing, I bicep curl more than that, well I did. Anyway, your weight could actually have a large impact on the way you feel, you are clearly not eating enough so you are not getting enough energy or nutrition so you are always going to feel terrible, lazy and anxious as you say, just start eating more, I would say exercise as well but I don't think that would do much good when you are in the state you are in presently.

1. acquire neetbux

2. disregard 3DPD females

3. live the dream

4. try not to turn too weird, so that you can still occasionally interact with those you meet

(4a. it my be tempting to rape and kill 20yo backpackers. resist this urge. I suggest asking for a photo when you drop them off.. and masturbating to it)

>>40755

>wanting to commit suicide at just 21

Fuck suicide m8, your life isn't set in stone. You've still got so much life ahead of you.

>>40766

>>40757

It's not like i'm eating one meal a day. I've began eating 5 meals a day to try and offset my faggot genes but it's not helping much. More i eat the more i shit, kinda fucked.

>>40756

>>40757

Yeah i understand this, my folks try to support me getting better but i just don't see it happening.

>>40755

Why would you kill yourself when being depressed at the current state of affairs in the Western World is legitimate. People who think they're happy would have to be the biggest fucking consumerist drones to walk the Earth.

Anyway, at 21 you're still growing into your body. I really didn't feel I had the body of a man until I hit my late 20s - your facial hair comes in thicker, you're stronger physically and mentally etc etc.

You need to eat more and join the gym. Lifting is critical to maintaining some stability in your life. No matter what happens in life, you can always go and exert yourself at the gym, it's just you and the weights and some other cool guys some of whom are just like yourself.

Anyway, I started making some videos about this NEET shit, specifically the gym in my first one.

>>40777

What are you eating and how much? Eating small doses numerous times through the day can actually cause wight loss.

>>40778

>you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

>>40778

You should concentrate on driving or you will have a crash.

>>40779

I have muesli with banana and yogurt for breakky then i just mostly have a chicken thigh with brown rice. Sometimes tuna with cheese.

>>40782

That does sound healthy, but it's definitely not a diet you could bulk up on. But then there's the pajeet problem, oy

>>40755

I am 6'1and was 70kg and my life sucked. I am now 83kg thanks to weightlifting

Benefits

1. QTs give you attention

2. People give you more respect

3. You feel better about life

If you are on neetbux see a doc and you might be able to get dsp since you are so underweight

>>40782

I have a cup and a half of rolled oats with frozen berries and a frozen banana, I buzz the banana in the bowl for a minute so I can cut it up

>>40782

Yeah none of that sounds bad really(from a normal perspective). You need to eat lots of carbs so large amounts of pasta and bread type things, I would say to eat surgery stuff but while it will increase weight too much can cause many other health issues.

>>40781

It's not like I'm holding the camera ya stupid cunt.

>>40792

You are still concentrating on talking when you should be driving.

>>40776

>You've still got a whole life of being rejected ahead of you!

Fuck off, Normie

>gym

>JO1n a Gym!!!

Fuckwit. He'll be rejected there as well. And the place only has narcissists, and the kinds of people who mindless do whatever memeshit is said to them. gyms are a social meme, and you're not alert enough to have realized that.

OP, you can safely disregard the opinion of any tard who suggests 'go to a gym!'.

The problem, as you already understand, is people don't give a fuck about rejects. You could show up at a tabletop Roleplaying group, be surrounded by arse-cleavage tards who can't Into Belts, and they won't care (unless you're female).

Protip: any social group you find will already be dominated by a social hierarchy. meetup.com is not exempted.

Ideas:

1) get a cheap motorcycle, and the danger of learning to ride will counteract the depression.

2) get a nice dog, like a Labrador

(note that none of these involve forcing into social situations, which normies always think is the answer to everything)

>>40787

Bandages and needles are fucking delicious but you're right in that they aren't that good for you in terms of your health.

>>40802

tbqh i just want to put on some weight and go from there. It won't be easy but i don't see myself getting "better" at this rate.

>>40799

Talking is not a distraction from driving. Eyes are on the road, stupid L plater cunt. Why else do you think handsfree is legal?

>>40802

Wanting to better yourself physically and mentally is narcissism and yet you turn around and suggest the solution is to spend money on a bike and a dog to make himself feel better. Sounds like jew advice. He shouldn't go to the gym because he'll be rejected? Why do low esteem fags like you even care what other people think? Don't do anything other people might not approve of? Fag.

Lifting puts your whiney bullshit in a different perspective in that you realise you whine about shit that really doesn't matter and shit that you can change but just whine about.

Enjoy your dog that shits all over the place and going under a truck on your motorbike.

>>40446

>>40809

getting a dog will show you unconditional love, that little dog will love you and be more loyal to you than any other cunt could ever be

>>40810

Sure, dogs are great but at the end of the day, it's still a dog. It doesn't know what love and loyalty is despite people anthropomorphising all sorts of muh feels on to it. All this touchy feely shit more so over animals than people is degenerate.

I had a staffy for 16 years and loved her very much, but that didn't change the fact she was a dog.

If you get a dog, at least its an excuse to get out and walk it every day but most people can't even manage that minimal amount of effort.

>>40808

Ugh…. I have been on my full license for three months now.

Ahhh! I am sick of this stupid frog and his weird friend!

>>40778

7minute video that could have been summed up in 30 seconds

Also show us your biceps cunts to prove you go to the gym

>>40778

>"No matter what happens in life, you can always go and exert yourself at the gym"

Thanks for the advice Chad Normington.

>Gym, chicken and faps

>NEET naps

>Can't go to work or leave the house without first having a cup of tea and a bowel movement.

I can't tell if you're being serious or satirical. If it's the former, you need to harden the fuck up. In the vid you come across as an immature man-child.

ITT crabs in a bucket

>>40817

from his voice sounds like a lazy wog

>>40832

It was 39 here at 9pm.

And then it rained.

And it was still 39

It felt like a hot shower when I was riding my motorbike in the rain. Weird. 'Port Hedlands Weather'.

>>40836

I heard theirs a lot of gooks in port headland now

>>40755

yeah thing is though with normies, jack shit keeps the normies going, they're living for nothing- on the long term at least, which is probably why a lot of them smoke. Honestly I reckon more people 20-25 smoke than just about any other age group. Actually probably what keeps normies going is being able to fixate themselves with bullshit, ignorance, and that all they see is a short-term horizon.

>Maybe i'm just being melodramatic

Do a bit to be honest, but it all sounds pretty environmental.

Anxiety is something you can eventually curb/manage/cope with. At the same time, you're currently up shit creek without a paddle, and the only advice given is everyone saying to bumrush the dark expanse that is the normie tunnel. Guess it's a matter of doing something else then. I'd be anxious and tying a noose, if I thought I'd only got some soulless retail job ahead of me. There's no light at the end of that.

Maybe you'd find gainful employment doing HVAC or something like that. Hands on, but plenty of problem solving.

Have a think about a life of part time work, then doing hobbies on the side, switching things out every now and then, maybe that's gonna be alright? Disposable income aplenty because nogf.

I wonder if sorts like you would've just not cared as much in times gone by, and they were the ones that became all those ascetic monks and similar. goodness knows

>>40446

>>40837

would I have to report receiving my super money? 4k aud ? it went straight on bills i had to pay

>>40840

nevermind this question. just spent 2 hours on hold to centrelink they said under 5000 is no dramas, not even going to effect payments at all.

>>40842

Really? I've been told anything over $1000.

I went to a max employment appointment earlier which I was a half hour late for apparently. It was just to do job searching. The bitch at the front desk told me to grab a sheet and fill it in and hand it back to her when I'd finished but when I asked how many jobs I have to apply for she just looked at me and hesitated then said 20 jobs, front and back of the sheet, she obviously had no clue.

How many jobs do I have to apply for?

I literally just go to seek and write down the names of jobs listed and put down email as method of contact. I fucking spent ages filling in both sides of the page which is 20 jobs, I handed her the sheet and she said thanks, glanced at it then put it in a shelf. Bitch.

>>40845

It's normally 20. She probably hesitated because she had a brainfart and couldn't think of it for a second, happens to us all.

>I literally just go to seek and write down the names of jobs listed and put down email as method of contact

Good man. Fuck actually applying for them.

>spent ages filling in both sides of the page

>ages

u wot

Takes literally about 5 minutes to fill in the sheet full of bullshit jobs.

>>40845

>>40846

That's defrauding centrelink! You should not do that, it's dishonest and you might get in trouble.

>>40851

I like frogs, there are usually some outside my room but it's summer so they are gone now, maybe I will take some photos of them and post them here in the winter, you chaps seem to like frogs a fair bit.

>>40853

>you chaps

englend pls go

>>40854

We are a nation created by the British and still part of the empire so we are all British, I will be going in September anyway.

>>40845

>>40846

I don't even hand mine in

They never ask for them

>>40845

i get yellowpages website open and write mine literally down from any page i find 10 in a row with phone numbers

each time they say 'wheres the name of who you spoke to blah blah'

i say where on the sheet does it have a box asking that question ? no where… oh yeah this is all centrelink require me to fill in so thats what i do

they always whinge and piss and moan but what can they do

cunts

>>40856

Hmm, when I walked into max I picked up the sheet to fill the jobs in, I wasn't handed it. When you say you don't hand it in, what do you mean? Do you get given a sheet to fill in when you go there? I see some people just using the computers and looking through job ads without a sheet at all.

Is it 20 jobs you have to apply for at each session, or throughout the week while you're at home? I never get given one of them to complete in my own time, any time I see them is at contact appointments.

>>40802

Mods please ban this defeatist jew

Most gyms may have nigger music and cockheads but the benefits of lifting are real. You dont have to join a big chain gym. You can train with headphones. You cannot speak to a single person. I have trained at the same gym for 3 years and not made a friend because i dont talk to cunts there.

If you are scared of being jewed then buy a barbell and 100kg of weights. Follow starting strength or 5 × 5.

>>40856

Centrelink will occasionally visit the agency to audit the jobseekers, that's who the list is for. No list and you might lose payments later.

>>40862

I've been telling neets for ages that they've gotta lift, but not many listen. Others are the gym are too fucking busy with their own shit to even worry about what you're doing.. it's all in ya head in other words.

There was 5 people at the gym today.. 12pm is like NEET training time or something. I'm still depressed, still get anxious, but like I said in my videos, I least I did something constructive today. I walk out the gym feeling pumped, strong and ready to enlist in the /pol/ army for the coming war.

>>40863

My disability job active provider started having us fill out forms and print off the jobs we apply for back in July of last year, must've been some big changes because they never use to ask.

They really don't give a fuck if you get the job or not, just that you hand in that paperwork. It's pretty easy to fill in 20 jobs a month (not a week like some of you cunts not in the disability program).

>>40865

its 20 a month for everyone

>>40866

I thought it was 20 a week for the mainstream jobactiv places, oh well.

>>40863

Meh I'll just say MAX lost em or some shit if they ask and say I have a copy on my computer, last time I was there I overheard they had an internal audit and they fucked up real bad.

good news.

a new doctor I seen today gave me a centrelink certificate for 2 months off.

i went to centrelink, gave the paper, said what happens now? she said nothing it will just update on our system…. the job agency will see or speak to you about what you are required to do…

that defeats the whole fucking purpose. anyway, called in sick to the training workshop today to go the doctors for this certificate.

i guess we're moving forward at a slow pace. cheers for all the advice neets.

oh and when i was in coles before, the lady tried to make small talk and it's literally been ages since i bothered speaking to anyone and i just stumble my words and talk like a retard. i think im getting worse.

>>40872

>Towards the pantheon

>>40872

How the fuck? I got another medical cert from another dr and handed it in and they said because I've already been assessed they can no longer accept medical certs to exempt me for the same thing (anxiety and depression). What exactly did you say to the dr to get a cert for 2 months?

>>40862

>look at all the Successful People with biceps, bro!

A fucking lebstain is detected.

>>40878

when I went to see Pajeet i siad i needed a centrelink certificate… he said ok no worries, did it on his compiuter, said…. 2 months ok for you for now? i said yes

where it said "can do any work or study?" he wrote no

centrelink were kinda cunty about it though as expected

>>40880

Cennalink is pissed because more and more people are hitting up their GP for certificates instead of getting the boot from newstart or doing WFD.. Cennalink can't really turn around and argue the certificate isn't valid without looking stupid and giving the public the impression that Australian doctors are fucking idiots (which they are). Cennalink isn't a doctor, what the fuck are they doing debating a doctor's diagnosis huh?

On the other hand, Cennalink are putting more and more pressure on doctors to write certificates for shorter durations. 2-3 years ago, I was getting 3 month cert after 3 month cert without problem, then in 2015 it really began to turn into a bit of a fight and as I said higher up in the thread, my doctor told me Centrelink were cracking down on certificates, calling and hassling him, he didn't want any drama, so started giving monthly certs instead. This was pressure across the board for all certs, not specific to me.

Now, I genuinely have problems but I don't think it'll be longer until they make some changes to "close this loophole" and they'll spin it that a minority of people are getting certs when the reality is it's prob the majority by now hence the changes last year. Intake at disability providers must be off the charts as people move to them because of their muh depression and muh anxiety to avoid WFD and other stupid, time-wasting shit designed to get your newstart cancelled (unless you're smart enough to figure the system out.. which doesn't take much).

Support the system that supports me, cunts.

>>40832

it feels like it's been the middle of summer for about eight months now

I've always been a huge faggot but I never used to be worried that this country was slow-cooking me alive

>>40884

Yeh this weather needs to fuck off soon

NBN installer coming at 1pm.

100mbit / 40mbit for 99 bucks a month, probably only make me more of a neet with less reason to leave the house.

>>40880

That's so fucking unfair ;_;

I've only gone to 2 doctors for medical certificates but now that I've been sent to max employment on disability services and been assessed by them they're not even fucking accepting them anymore. I'm getting hounded by one bitch there to find a job, every time I'm there she asks me what's happening. I've told her so many times that I don't feel like I can work because of my sever anxiety and depression and she just says she has anxiety and depression too, so much so she's tried to take her own life, implying it's no excuse.

I don't give a fuck about you or your problems bitch

>>40888

FTTN, I expect?

>>40890

no mate FTTP, its about fucking time too

my neighbours have FTTN, lol

theres a cut off point in the middle of my street where the rest have FTTN

:)

job agency chick just called "we need your job sheet, you have 2 months off where you dont need to come in for appointments or do job search or report to us at all, but we need your last one, take a scan and send it to me right now"

yeah yeah ok bitch

had to quickly write one up, took pic on phone sent it in via email.

now got 2 months to kick back with my 100mbit FTTP connection fapping and watching anime

lifes good lads, lifes good :D

Are you cunts watching the talk Frydenberg is giving on dumping nuclear waste in SA? Or well, 'processing'.

>5,000 jobs

>high level waste

ur choice

Test run on 16/02/2016 @ 02:46 PM

Mirror: Optus

Data: 109 MB

Test Time: 10 secs

Your line speed is 91.42 Mbps (91421 kbps).

Your download speed is 11.43 MB/s (11428 KB/s).

>>40899

Enjoy those two weeks while they last.

>>40894

>tfw

http://www.speedtest.net/result/5090397749.png

>>40899

why would you enroll at fucking uni? buy a comp.sci book and do self study, the unis are allowing retards in this day… hey, that explains why you're going, dw ignore this post.

>>40901

nice speeds m8

haha

man I've downloaded 600gb since this afternoon…. i guess eventually ill get bored of this shit

>>40902

>buy a comp.sci book and do self study

Yeah I'm sure that will help me with my completely unrelated field of study. Well done.

>>40904

So what are you studying, arts or some shit? I find it hard to believe a medical doctor would be lurking here.

>>40892

>FTTP

>:)

You are allowed that tacky ASCII smilie, neetbro.

Need a housemate?

>>40901

And there's another awesome thing about FTTP besides speed– reliability. No more speed drops during storms, or just the everyday LOLFUCKYOUIMCOPPER carrier dropouts, which I'm getting 4-8 times a day.

>>40907

>tfw muh speeds drop to 1mbps all the time and I have to reset the router nearly every day

one more tip for you fellow neets.

before this shit I worked for a major telco, if any telco offers you a great plan with heaps of free shit if you take a 2 year or 3 year contract…. DO IT!

contracts dont mean fucking shit all, all it takes is you call TIO lodge a complaint and the escalation/case relations team just let you go free anyway

so TPG I signed up on 18 month contract (free install, free wifi gigabit router, etc etc)

and the contract is worthless, i just go TIO anytime I want to finish it and say my internets slow as fuck and thats the contract over

GOT MUH SUPER PAID OUT SON

Time to go buys me a car and run chinky poo's off the road

nice one m8

did you get 5k or 10k?

I just did 5 cause didnt wanna fill in all that extra shit…. kinda wishing i went the 10

>>40912

I did 3k with Australian super, but my main fund is in AON master trust.

I filled in an online form, took like 10 mins and didin't have to answer any questions

>>40915

You're with a provider that still gets you to do WFD? I was with Neato for ages and they eventually wanted me to do WFD, I got medical certs to exempt me for a few months then I got transferred to max employment. This must be why they're no longer accepting med certs.

>>40913

Srsly? Just an online application, you didn't have to send in certified copies of any documents?

>>40916

yeah they wanted me to go for 6 months work for the dole… i googled the company it was some abo assistance centre to help abos get off their ass and into the work place

so it would have zero chance of offering me anything in the hopes of getting a job.

now i have 2 months off and downloading 100mbit speeds. time to kick back and relax.

Aussie NEET posted a new video on youtube and while I wasn't a fan of the first one, the new one is actually quite amusing

I was on Centerlink when they were doing the changeover from actual Centerlink too the private agencies and moving everything onto Mygov.

I swear to god, every fucking fortnight my payments were cut simply because they lost my fucking paperwork or Mygov just wiped everything because it was a giant clusterfuck, then they wanted me to do WftD in a completely unrelated field (Labouring) for what work I was looking for (IT) and not only that, a Laboring job for the dole!? Any fucking Labouring job pays like $25+ an hour what the fuck are they smoking? I've done Labouring many times, I've never been paid <$25.

Either way eventually dealing with them just became too much, it was too much obviously a fucking scam and I just let my payments get cancelled and refused to ever return any of their contacts. Eventually just found my own work and then suddenly calls from Max trying to take credit for it.

Max Employment are fucking cunts. I had no problem dealing with Centerlink (Government employees) but dealing with Private Job Agencies was a living nightmare and it was so fucking obvious it was a scam.

>>40879

When the day of the rope comes defeatist shills like you will be top of the list

Arnotts Tim Tam Espresso Martini, Pina Colada, Strawberry Champagne $1.82 @ Woolworths

jobseeker69@hotmail.com fucking lol

>>40446

dude I ate three of those mofos over 24 hours. felt great

>>40931

Yeah Dominos is pretty small really and not very good either, my little 14 year old sister can eat one to herself in one sitting.

>>40931

I've eaten 3 large pizzahut pizzas in about 20 minutes before

>>40930

I think the dude might be onto something, that last video made me laugh the entire fucking thing

>>40920

>I swear to god, every fucking fortnight my payments were cut simply because they lost my fucking paperwork or Mygov just wiped everything because it was a giant clusterfuck

Are you me? Had payments get cut off because my fortnightly reports were being flagged for some reason. Turns out someone had me down as employed at a job I quit half a year ago. The problem was sorted out in the end but I'll never know which one of them fucked up.

Any of you fellow NEETs getting calls from some chad offering you training courses?

I dont know how this cunt got my details but i suspect it was through a job i applied for, maybe even a fake ad

Shit sounds like a scam, getting desprate NEETS to sign up for a course they cant afford.

>>40942

I got a call but I don't think his name was Chad, he was offering some online management course which is pretty stupid, if I cannot even get an entry level job then I have no chance of a management one. I think my Employment services thing must have given them the details.

>>40942

I keep getting calls from insurance companies and I have to keep telling them I'm not old enough.

The last guy was very insistent that I didn't sound 21-years old.

>>40943

lol. His name was not chad but he was a chad normington. He refused to tell me how he got my contact details.

>>40943

Maybe but I am skeptical. I have been called twice by this cockhead months apart. Both times i was withh different providers and had applied for jobs through seek the day before.

That is what makes me think either it was a fake ad or some cunt I applied for a job with gave him my details.

Did you apply for IT jobs the day before this cunt called you?

If I were you I'd ask my employment provider and say you were creeped out and thought this was some sort of scam and someone was selling your private info and you are going to call the ombudsman etc…

>>40943

Maybe but I am skeptical. I have been called twice by this cockhead months apart. Both times i was withh different providers and had applied for jobs through seek the day before.

That is what makes me think either it was a fake ad or some cunt I applied for a job with gave him my details.

Did you apply for IT jobs the day before this cunt called you?

If I were you I'd ask my employment provider and say you were creeped out and thought this was some sort of scam and someone was selling your private info and you are going to call the ombudsman etc…

kikewheels fix your shit

>>40950

>No protein

>No fats

Being a neet is no excuse for eating like a total peasant. No wonder you all feel like shit all the time

>>40940

Yeah this guy could end up making a TV show about the Aussie NEET lifestyle for SBS or ABC, if his vids become popular enough.

>Cup of tea then bowel movement then gym then chicken then fap then NEET nap. I want this guy to show his face so I can make a meme or two.

>>40943

Maybe his name was brad?

>>40942

I got a random call from some bitch offering a free cert 3 course in surface extraction/mining, it sounded sketchy as fuck but I signed up anyway, went to her office in town and it was legit. I got asked if I had another cert 3 paid for by the government to which I replied yes, I did a cert 3 in warehousing in 2012 so I couldn't do it.

>>40959

Government won't pay for it?

Just spent a whole 15 minutes of my precious neet time filling out a job search sheet, decided to treat the car to a drive through car wash on the way back with all the loose change on the floor.

>>40959

m8 im just looking that course up now

all courses are only 240 bucks if youre on neetbux, i might smash through a heap of them? usually they are 6000 bucks if paying normally

I might get a job in the mines got a lot of friends that work there in barrow island and shit that can get me in the door

thanks for the idea :)

>>40961

Wut..Ok?

>>40965

Getting into the mines is hitting the jackpot m8, good luck. Look into getting your Loader, Digger and Dozer tickets, you should be set with those under your belt.

>>40967

>>40965

And catch std's off those filthy hookers that hang around mining towns

>>40971

You should have put some oregano and basil on it.

>>40972

Add it if you've got it

>>40973

Just grow it. Oregano is perennial and does not require much maintenance at all, basil requires a bit more but it is still not too hard.

>>40971

Good stuff m80.

>>40971

can you just use self raising flour?

>>40976

SR flour is bad for pizzas. You won't get that nice springy base.

>>40952

LOL, i'm flattered you like em mate, i have a few more ideas but some of them are a bit dodgy and cause of muh anxiety, i dont want to film in public and draw attention to muhself.

>>40979

yeah cunts, you can get pizza flour at coles/woolies, i dunno if it is really worth the effort though, i usually buy leb bread and use that as a base instead

>>40987

make some more videos ya cunt

>>40996

What's his YouTube

>>40951

Enjoy your heart disease and cancer, faggot. Humans are meant to live on carbs.

>>40999

read the thread faggot

>>40909

I am a young retard and I remember Dingo Blue very well. After that I used one called Bizmail which later on went bust.

>>40998

I'm don't think so. I remember when I was at tafe back in 2009 while on YA they notified us all that Cennalink could check our records really easily. I didn't drop out, but our teacher got sick at one point and basically none of us showed up for about six weeks because there was nothing to do. I was attending the other classes though so maybe they checked and didn't care.

I believe DHS do the checking from time to time, as I remember being called up by them and told they couldn't find my university enrolment details (I ended up at a different place). However this was at least halfway through the first year of my degree.

In your case they might check your attendance records and make you pay it all back if you do decide to be sneaky though as loads of people must pull that shit all the time.

>>41001

Make me

>>40998

I don't think TAFE has an obligation to notify Centrelink of a student's absence, however Centrelink will eventually find out and you'll have to pay all the money back. I speak from experience.

>>41004

they'll notify them at some point, probably won't be immediate.

Like at some point they'll consider you to have dropped the course or something.

>Get letter from MAX last week saying I have an appointment today

>Method of contact: phone

>Sit around all day today waiting for phone call

>No call

>Get text message saying I missed my appointment and my payments are canceled

>wtf

Have to wait till fucking monday now to call these whores

>>41004

Fuck, I was doing a cert 3 in IT last year which I stopped attending because it was too hard, Centrelink was paying for for it, I haven't heard anything from them about it yet. Should I be expecting a call from Centrelink about it in the future?

>>41013

Who are you quoting?

>>41015

>>>/4chan/

>>41016

Yeah, I suppose 4chan does use a lot of green text.

>>41017

Green text is what we've all been using since discovering chans.

>>41018

No, only the losers that copy everyone else have.

>>41020

Bullshit, I don't have to tell you how we also use greentext other than quoting posts m8. You know better than that.

>>41021

You miss use it because it is what others do and so you copy them.

>>41023

It's spelled "misuse" you fucking mouthbreather. Kill yourself.

>>41024

So you don't deny the rest then?

>>41025

There's no point arguing because you're too much of a dumb cunt to see sense. I don't give a fuck about what your opinion is on anything.

>>41027

>rude insults

Back to tumblr with you

>>41013

I'm almost certain these imbeciles get paid to cut you off and "reconnect" you

they are the biggest lot of useless cunts I've ever had the displeasure of having to talk to.

>>40550

Get a white doctor, occasionally you'll get a pull yourself up by your bootstraps kinda guy, but it's better odds. A lot of foreign doctors are terrified of being investigated for fraudulent medical certificates etc, either because they actually are doing something dodgy and don't want more attention, or just paranoia

>>41035

>or just paranoia

They actually have to put up with Inbreds trying to throw shit at them constantly. In the Practice, even.

>>41031

>get paid to cut you off and reconnect you

I don't see how the government sees some one on the dole getting cut off then claiming payments again would be beneficial for them and they'd pay the jsa's for it. If anything it sounds counter productive for them. They get bonuses when they find you work and probably when you stay employed for 6 months or a year or some shit. It's simply a breach of the mutual obligation contract you sign that cuts off your payments then whether you sign baack up or not means shit to them.

"Max Employment, a subsidiary of a giant US corporation, is the local industry's biggest player. Last year the government paid it $167 million."

At the time this SMH article was written; that $167 million equated to some $2 million per branch. If their wages for ~ some 10 people amount to 50K each then that's still only a quarter of their allocation… not to mention the bonuses & kickbacks

What Four Corners discovers is a system open to abuse where the unemployed have become a commodity. Some agencies bend the rules, others break them.

"I would say about 80 percent of claims that come through have some sort of manipulation on them." - Agency whistleblower

Four Corners goes inside the industry, finding shocking evidence of fraud, manipulation, falsified paperwork, and the recycling of the unemployed through temporary jobs.

Hours are bumped up, wages are inflated, and in many cases, vital evidence to support claims from the taxpayer appears to have been falsified. One former jobseeker tells Four Corners her paperwork appears to have been completely forged.

In recent years Government checks have forced some companies to pay back millions of dollars, but few are sanctioned. Former job agency employees say crucial internal records are adjusted in preparation for government audits.

"That, I guess, caused alarm bells for me… Claims that have been claimed, signatures that weren't on them, and we were sort of told, you know, if the signature's not on it, get it any way that you can." - Former job agency employee

As the nation grapples with rising unemployment, Four Corners raises uncomfortable questions about the charities and profit-takers making a buck from Australia's jobless.

"THE JOBS GAME", reported by Linton Besser and presented by Kerry O'Brien, goes to air on Monday 23rd February at 8.30pm on ABC. The program is replayed on Tuesday 24th February at 10.00am and Wednesday at midnight. It can also be seen on ABC News 24 on Saturday at 8.00pm, ABC iview.

So does anyone have a list of the job agencies that suck ass and the ones that are actually good and helpful?

Because I would be willing to list the ones that I've had good experiences with and the ones that are absolutely dogshit from experience.

so just started watching Attack on Titan…. so far 5 episodes deep not really feeling this at all…

maybe it gets better, we'll see

>>41051

I was with Neato for about 3 years before Max Employment. They're were pretty good, very polite.

>>41052

Well I've seen about 40 shows so far and Attack on Titan is the only anime I've dropped. I don't really understand why it's so popular.

>>41052

From my experience - I didn't like it in the first few eps, and hoped exactly the same as you did for it to improve- it didn't.

The only reason I kept watching was because I watched it with a friend - so we cringed, critiqued why it's so shit in terms of plot etc, and yakked about how protag was an emotional little faggot.

>>41054

Me either. People say because of the "stunning visuals" but they honestly didn't seem that notable to me. The "intense action" which people rave about doesn't last for all that long- most of the episodes are filled with asinine dialogue.

The plot was basic, predictable, and stalled in several episodes. Endless re-caps as well.

>>41056

yeah so far on ep 11 and think i'm gonna ditch it….

what would you recommend? Welcome to NHK was awesome, Samurai Champloo good as fuck, bebop the same… Death Note was awesome as was the live action 3 movies

>>41057

>what would you recommend?

not watching anime

>>41057

Hellsing Ultimate

Darker than Black (season 1 particularly)

Gurren Lagann

Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood

Kill La Kill

Overlord

short OVAs I would say:

M.D Geist

The Cockpit

>>41064

[AnimeRG] Kill la Kill Complete 1-25 BD (10-bit x264 1080p FLAC) [Dual-Audio] [Xcelent] [Freeleech]

45gb torrent, gimme an hour i'll start watching this one :)

thanks m8s

Personally, I didn't really like Kill la Kill. Felt like it was trying too hard.

so for some fucking reason I'm on episode 19 of Attack on Titan, and it still very meh

I may as well pump through the final few episodes but the hype for this is retarded

>>41049

>>41050

this gun be good

>>41076

Legend of the Galactic Heroes [720p]

Peers 8 seeders + 0 leechers = 8 peers

Size 32.2 GB in 110 files

downloading now m8 only 32gb wont take long cheers

>>41076

I finished season 1 the other day. I'm gonna take a short break from the show for a little while, but I really like it.

>>41076

I tried sitting through that last year, I got about 20 episodes in but it got really boring so I dropped it.

this is my current show list

better call saul feb 15th 2016

vikings feb 18th 2016

house of cards march 2016

game of thrones april 2016

silicon valley april 2016

orange is the new black june 2016

halt and catch fire july 2016

sense8 august 2016

narcos august 2016

mr robot september 2016

rick & morty october 2016

south park november 2016

peaky blinders november 2016

>>41080

you should watch Fresh Meat and Peep Show (final season just finished) two great shows, probably my two favourite

>>41087

just downloaded fresh meat

watched the first 30 seconds, has the dude from inbetweeners

I'm a fan

>>41072

Copypasta alert, that 4 Corners report was from last year.

Private for-profit job agencies such as Max Exploitment need us NEETS to stay unemployed.

>>41090

4corners on fucked up job agencies here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM7bkPIRZQ4

Here, m8s, I made a anime recommendation thread on halfchan /tv/, here's the archive. If you're keen for a new anime to watch look through this thread.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/65480526/#65496637

>>40484

same fam. full dsp now and i still get to study.

suck it, wage cuckies/work for the dole normalfags

>>41139

He needs to stop saying me instead of my.

But fuck man that resonates with me too. Especially how he says he'll never have a house or a wife etc. I agree. If we can't have a family then who the fuck are we working hard for? No one. So why trade our free time for getting abused and barely more money than neetbux.

But I'm worried about pissing my life away. Years keep flying by now. I don't want to just sit at home tbh. Gotta do something..

>>41127

I already applied twice and the second time they used the fact I'd already applied once as an argument for why I shouldn't get it so I feel like my chances would he even worse now. Old doctor that helped fill out the apps retired too. They think I'm too young as well.

>>41143

i bought a house when i was 20, but instead of sitting talking to my mrs I sat on my computer fucking around on the internet because that's how I am

so that didnt work out too well, she was a fucking cunt anyway, dont have a house anymore :D

its safe to say I'll only actually have a house when my mum dies, but shes like 55 or so, so that wont happen either probably

>>41145

How'd u afford a house?

>>41143

>But I'm worried about pissing my life away. Years keep flying by now. I don't want to just sit at home tbh. Gotta do something..

Mate I fucking know those feels, I also worry that I'm just sitting idly by while my fucking life just passes by. I went to a barbie on australia day hosted by my older brothers m8, so I didn't know anyone from a bar of soup. Every person there was in a relationship with their partner there, I was listening to a conversation between these two guys and one of them said he was 22 which surprised me. I'm fucking 26 and have never had a gf. I looked at this cunt play fighting and doing cutesy shit with his gf with ease, he obviously had a ton of experience with women. I've spent the last 5 years sitting in my room doing fucking nothing on the dole and am currently trying to get on fucking DSP just to sit in my room and do fucking nothing with my life without being hassled.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING

>>41147

working m8.. I come in and out of NEETism every so often, even when i have a job i just sit on chans and fuck around on the internet and dont talk to anyone.

but now at the moment im enjoying being on the rock and roll again

>>41149

Me either. I'm really thinking about travelling soon because I'm bored as fuck and hate living here. A lot of people here seem ok with video games but I'm not. Don't enjoy them any more.

I'm enrolled in tafe so I can either drop out and hope they don't know or get a doctors certificate to get some time off my fortnightly appointments. Or I can just let them cut me off and fucking use my savings which is almost nothing. I can get some cash back from my course fees if I drop out. And I can get centrelink money early, never done that but I think some people here do it. If I somehow keep my payment I'll be rich as fuck living from my car/tent because at the moment mum gets $460 of my fortnightly payment for rent and food. Fucking bitch innit.

I want to go hiking or cycling at some cool places and maybe record it for youtubes or something.

>>41152

my mum asked me when i was 19 or something to pay 50 bucks a week I said it wasnt my choice to be born?

now im 32 and she hasnt asked for a cent

>>40446

here NEETs

free steam sega games for one of you:

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games are Gunstar Heroes, Renegade Ops & Viking: Battle for Asgard.

first in best dressed

>>41156

Lucky. I've already been basically kicked out once back in 2012 and lived on my own. Had soo many neetbux and told her to fuck off whenever she asked for board. Bought a decent pc then too.

One of the reasons why I don't want to work. I know most of it would be going straight to rent as soon as the welfare was cut. I'm not paying some rich investment property owner for a place to sleep, fuck that. Housing situation is a scam, most people work full time just to pay rent or a mortgage. At least it's government money and not my hard work.

>>41156

>being this selfish

>being a literal piece of shit and not supporting your mum even a little for letting you live at home that she helps pay for

How does that make you feel? You should be feeling shame.

>>41165

Normie detected

>>41166

Helping your mum out with a little neetbux for putting up with your neckbeard ass doesn't make you a normie, faggot. Why are you so selfish?

Granted $100 a fortnight is a bit steep, you could've come up with a compromise though. Like helping out with chores or some shit.

>>41168

Mum detected

>>41143

the aussie neet here - what do you mean i need to stop saying me instead of my?

anyway, i got another video uploading from this morning, some tips to help with ya cold calling.

>>41170

You're using the word me when my should be used. It makes you sound like a dumb cunt.

>>41170

>>41172

it's a meme

>>41172

mate, thats how i talk so ya just gonna have to deal with it, if it triggers ya, don't watch

>>41173

no worries cunt, add them games to a list of games you'll never install or play

if i get any more codes i'll post em here

>>41176

pay no attention to that faggot, the videos are fuckin good… last two i've laughed my ass off the entire time cause i can directly relate it to myself

>>41176

Fucking inbreds

>>41179

chill out, watch me vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW3E6-4OqC4

>>41180

>actually telling employers on the phone you're filling in a centrelink job diarie

Fuck that, I don't want the person I'm working for to know that I'm on the dole. I don't have a diarie I have to fill in, I just fill in a job sheet when I get given one at a max job search appointment, I don't get given one to fill one in while I'm at home either.

>>41182

I also just write down the name of the company, put seek down as the site, and email as method of contact. I don't fill in the number section at all and they've said anything about it.

>>41182

book, paper, same shit really, 20 a month, you either do em all at job search or at home, but we gotta hand ours in at teh end of each month

>>41180

Fuck, I couldn't sit through that, so much cringe.

>>41186

ah well cunt, can't please everyone

>>41187

I am listening to you asking for these jobs and holy shit man you must really not want a job to say a few of the things you did. Got a laugh out of me though. I can relate to the anxiety aswell.

well m8s speaking of filling in that sheet i've mentioned before my job agency whores go fucking spastic because all I do is fill in the boxes centrelink ask for .

I write "phone" as contact method because otherwise they want copies of all email communication (yeah fucking right)

and if i use online seek or anything they want login to see that shit, (yeah right)

they also get shitty each and every time I never write the person name I spoke to, because it doesn't fucking ask for it. I fill in the date, the job position, the business name, the business phone number, thats all the centrelink form wants.

how far can these cunts push it? they've told me on each fuckin appointment that if I don't do it and provide all this extra shit they will tell centrelink i'm not trying hard enough or some shit

>>41188

thats part of his appeal mate, its fucking funny him playing hearth stone filling out his job application in between

"do you have a truck license" nah but i want one, its good that job agencies tell me all the time employers want to invest in people etc etc

really struck a cord with me, I reckon there must be more neeto's out there that dont know about chans and shit

potential to big a big channel? nah… but as long as the cunt keeps making videos to entertain me i dont give a fuck

i just woke up, 10pm…

>>41189

That's fucked m8, I don't know what you could do about it though. Is it max employment? They're renowned for treating job seekers like sub human filth. Maybe you could try making a more PC post on whirlpool.com.au or something and getting their opinion. There could be something that could be done about it i.e you could claim you're being harassed or something. Good luck m8.

>>41194

I'm OK for now as my doctor gave me 2 months off so I dont have to see these whores.

but I know I fucked them right as my work for the dole placement was due to start so they are going to be pissed when I return.

I may ask to change places or just extend my doctor certificate indefinitely if possible.

I got me vidya to play

>>41195

Sounds like all your doing is postponing the inevitable m8. You should definitely ask whirlpool imo, they're pretty well versed in our rights as job seekers.

>>41195

mate, get on to cennalink and get ya self into a disability provider, they're much better and easier to work with, and they actually helped me get a job in a factory despite the trouble i had there and me leaving, at least it was 7 weeks work, no other agency ever helped me at all

>>41180

I can't stop laughing

I think the first guy hung up on you because you sounded dumb tho. You could work on that if you gave a fuck.

>>41197

Factory? I was offered a job in a factory full of mutant down syndrome people and shit. I told them to fuck off. I could say no because I'm with disability agency and not a normal one.

>>41197

Are you the aussie NEET? In your latest video, you told a bloke on the phone that you're not that good with computers. How is that? Like if you spend the majority of your time playing vidya on your PC, I would've thought you would definitely know your way around one. Am I missing something?

>>41199

thatsthejoke.jpg

>>41200

Righto.

>>41180

>I'm 33 how old are you?

Idk why but I burst out laughing

>>41199

yeah so, it's like this, i am ok with computers, i can pirate shit and that, i also know some python and have anotehr drive with nigbuntu installed on it but they want word and excel type skills and look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you say you know libre office, so it's not even worth getting into it with them normies

>>41203

Ah, true. Fair enough m80. I know the basics as well, but no idea about coding or anything like that.

>>41198

yeah, i was making doors with other retards, not NEETS, more criminals, few indians and shit like that

wasn't a bad job besides the fact it was fucking hazardous to myself to keep working there because of illegal abestos dumping

>>41202

the videos are fucking funny , i been laughing my ass off

said so ill deliver junk mail? and cunt hung up

>>41205

>to myself

I think you mean meself

see ya cunt

HAHAHAHAHA

>>41180

>nothing personal but you sound like a hard man to please

hahahaha

i gotta get recording the desktop shit done right, camstudio and the other freebies i downloaded shit themselves once it goes longer than a few minutes.

>>41210

heaps of shit

would fraps work?

Fraps 3 5 9 Registered

plenty on torrent sites pre registered and shit

>>41211

fraps only seems to work for a specific window, had that problem in me hearthstone video, it jsut kept recording HS even though i had tabbed back to chrome

its al lgood, ill just on ubuntu and do it on there, just a cunt to switch sata cablse when i do it

>>41212

why have you gotta switch a sata cable to go into ubuntu?

you can run ubuntu off a usb stick even

>>41213

cause ive got it on another drive right, and i dont want it connected while win7 is running incase the shit gets malware'd and it encrypts all connected drives

>>41214

put ubuntu on a bootable usb stick and boot the cunt from the usb stick, it bypasses all your drives

you can run it from a read only CD even

>>41210

I take it you have a microphone? I was looking for a screen recorder too a few years ago, I was in a ldr with a girl I met on halfchans advice board, long story short she would get drunk on Skype and touch herself, I wanted to record that shit so I ended up paying like $20 for a bandicam license. Only clued into recording her after a few months of it so I only captured one shitty bate session which she nearly got caught in the middle of.

4. Rylstim Screen Recorder

Rylstim just records your screen after you hit the ‘Start Record’ button. This will be useful for people who do not want to configure anything and just want a basic recorder. This program does not record sound from input devices like a microphone.

http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/win-screen-recording-softwares/

top 5 free ones there

>>41215

mate, u ever try screen recording via usb stick? it'll be shit

>>41216

yeah, blue yeti

>>41092

just started season 3. kind of like skins except still good after two seasons

I'm still a fan

>>41092

>>41251

and season 4 started yesterday fuck yeah

>>41252

yeah mate they are still going strong, season 4 new epi was fucking gold

its made by same cunts that made Peep Show so they plan on sticking around for a long time

Jack Whitehall is great in it as is the cunt from inbetweeners

and I have a massive fucking hardon for Josie

then you have Howard the NEET

>>40446

so the porno by brazzers that cuckchan wrote ideas for is online

http://spankbang.com/euzs/video/best+new+ella+hughes+danny+d

>>41260

howard's not a NEET but has a lot of bachelor frog tendencies

How's it going, fellow neets? I finally got over some fucking mickey d's induced food poisoning but that experience was so damn terrible I'm scared to eat solid food again. Munching on some pro-biotic froyo until I get over it.

>>41264

food poisoning from maccas? pro biotic yoghurt? what are ya , some kinda faggot or something

>>41264

which maccas?

>>41264

i remember going fiji when i was like 12, i got sick as fuck from brushing my teeth with the tap water… like thought i was gonna die for an entire week couldnt do anything just lay in bed in hotel

now i reckon that built up my immune system cause i can eat fuckin salad washed in tap water in vietnam and drinks with local ice cubes and whatever never get fuckin food poisoning anymore, dunno if its related or not

i still get the explosive asshole and have to shit 20 times in a row, but dont get sick….

>>41264

I'm probably going to gather my funds and leave on holiday within the next 3 months. At the moment I'm enrolled in tafe I don't know how long until centrelink realises I'm not attending and forces me to look for work again but at that stage i'll try to get a doctors certificate for a few months off. Whether or not I get the certificate, I should have enough funds to survive from my car indefinitely, even if they cut me off. I'll get an advance from them soon. I probably have most of the shit I need to live out of my car and can borrow a tent from dad or buy a cheap one. I've been getting into cycling so I'll be bringing my bike with me and can use that to save petrol once I find an area I want to stay for a few weeks. Just need to get a rack for my bike and do some maintenance on it.

>>41268

and the end goal is to find a national park that I can live in.

>>41268

cebu pacific is $199 for flights sydney - manila right now, return is 300 bucks all taxes and shit included

if you go there your whole life will change, its dirt cheap, girls are fucking EVERYWHERE and they will hunt you like rabbid wolves just because you're white

it's really good for a huge huge self esteem boost. its the opposite of here, women actively hunting YOU. my rent was 290 bucks a month and had DSL and air con and shit.

good luck in the national parks m8

>>41265

:v) ~*~*~*

>>41266

One in southwest sydney. I had a friend with me who had the same meal but none of the sickness though…

>>41267

Yikes m8. It sounds like it could be, I imagine anyone else pulling that would get real sick. Thinking about it makes me want to vomit some more. But mostly iron-stomach, not a terrible thing to have

>>41268

That's neat, I want to say keep us updated but I imagine you'll lose internet connection at some point. Until then I guess?

>>41270

I've thought about checking out manilla, but I don't fly (aussie neet here).

Also I don't want half white half asian kids, so it's not really a solution for other than cheap and easy sex.

>>41270

Yeah I'd like to travel but i always avoid people. I'd have to do so much anxiety inducing shit to get there so I'd rather not go alone. Not sure about those asian women, they probably just want money.I guess I'd like the attention even though I prefer white wymynz.

>>41271

Yeah I imagine I could record some of my travels.

I basically have no options now because nothing is changing in my life and I'm sick of being stuck at home. I guess I'm kind of sick of knowing that I'm a disappointment/burdening and my family doesn't respect me so I don't want to be around them. (and I still want to be a neet).

>>41274

yeah mate i'm same age as you, very similar stories it seems.

feel like a bit of a failure at this point with all the mistakes i've made so far. but my mum just got home didnt even ask if i looked for a job or did anything, just 'hey hows your movies going today'

it's almost as if shes just given up, she's been really sweet lately about shit and not on my case like a few months ago

in regards to the Philippines girls, most want to escape their shithole country. most want money. lots just want to have a half/half baby, because if you look at flip tv you'll notice most of the actors and shit are half caste or white and theres no black cunts on tele.

having a white baby is like winning the jackpot to some of them. it means the baby will grow up and have a chance at being famous and can provide for their entire family, etc

more so than being born a nigger baby in a land of poor ass ugly niggers

>>41277

>>it's almost as if shes just given up, she's been really sweet lately about shit and not on my case like a few months ago

Yeah, same deal with my parents, we don't even discuss the fact I'm unemployed anymore. I cook a lot of meals for them though, so I don't think they're actually that bothered.

>>in regards to the Philippines girls, most want to escape their shithole country. most want money. lots just want to have a half/half baby, because if you look at flip tv you'll notice most of the actors and shit are half caste or white and theres no black cunts on tele.

I think bringing them back here to live would be the worst possible mistake. If you're going to find a woman in a place like that, you've got to move to their country because if you bring them back here, odds are they'll change and adopt western slut values and just fuck you financially. I'll inherit the house and another property when my parents are gone, so it's on the cards that I could move to such a place and live off the rental income from the places here, but that could be 25 years away.

>>41278

Evangelion is good, I actually watched that back on SBS when it first showed and I'd tape them on VHS to watch. I never got into the remakes and shit though and alt endings, I didn't actually mind the original eva ending.

Ya prob seen em, but ninja scroll and street fighter the animated movie are 2 of my other favs.

I'm sitting here having a coffee, going through GoT again still.

>>41280

i've never watched GoT… maybe one day i'll give it a try

been pounding nespresso pods like they are going out of fashion, stopped drinking alcohol 3 months ago and replaced it with fuckloads of coffee instead it seems

>>41277

> lots just want to have a half/half baby, because if you look at flip tv you'll notice most of the actors and shit are half caste or white and theres no black cunts on tele.

>having a white baby is like winning the jackpot to some of them. it means the baby will grow up and have a chance at being famous and can provide for their entire family, etc

Yeah but do they want you to stick around after you get them pregnant? I'd love to spread my seed to a bunch of subhuman Filipinos. But then again, I don't want to catch a bunch of stds.

I would probably never marry one or anything though

>>41282

most new AIDS infections are from male to male and lady boys and anal fucking, risk of AIDS from a woman is much lower, but still is some risk, ya wouldn't marry a bar girl anyway

not that i have any experience with any of this, just shit i've seen on youtube, but i still can't get away from the fact i really only want white kids, if i knocked up some pinos, it'd only be because i dont care, it'd be a numbers game, quantity not quality.

>>41284

sounds like a NEET could live like a king there.

if a few of us actually knew each other, we could rent a place for a year or 2 to keep costs down and just live it up instead of sitting at home

>>41285

just wanted to add, fucking hotwheels is over there doing it and im sitting here living at home with my mum and dad, just goes to show what one man can do, and if hotwheels can do it with all those obstacles in his way, anyone can really

>>41286

I wonder if Hotwheels has a sexual relationship with his helper Moochie.

>>41285

yeah mate my place i rented was mad had air con, kitchen, huge bed, cable tv and shit

was 290 bucks a month included internet bill, electricity etc all in….

meet chicks when doing your shopping, it was hard for me cause you have to be really outgoing and im the opposite of that im shy as fuck and awful talking to people

then one day i was with this aussie cunt and he said just ask if they have a bf or whatever and go from there … had a few beers to get a bit of courage

said to this chick work in fashion shop 'hey how ya going… im here for a while, need someone show me around, you dont havea bf or anything do you?" she gives the number… meet up, all awesome and so easy

then i come back here broke to save up on the dole being massive neet again not talking to anyone or leaving the house… conserving my shekels heh

>>41283

AIDS is the only std

>>41284

Sounds gr8. I'm not the best looking cunt though

>>41288

Chad detected they'd probably reject me

>>41289

if you're white, you're a king

i'm a fat cunt m8

>>41289

>AIDS is the only std

Forgot my meme arrows

>>41289

if hotwheels can root chicks , what makes you think you're gonna have issues m8?

>>41287

well, i doubt he needs to hit on his carer with all these other women in the country.

poor cunt has enough dealing with his illness, i hope he enjoys a blow job at least daily, cunt deserves it

holy fuck

wtf

https://www.facebook.com/756021041103524/videos/994548060584153/

girl walking along top of a skyscraper and falls off the edge? hahahah

>>41289

>>AIDS is the only std

i see ya point, but there is no taking some antibiotics and getting rid of AIDS like some stds. i'd really only worry about aids and herpes.

>>41290

I'm fit but a skinny cunt, I didn't get proper nutrition as a kid tbh (but a lot of those asian cunts probably didn't either). I'm not short though.

I guess it'd be alright.

>>41295

my mate got the herp when he went to phuket fucked some massage hooker

all other STDs they just give you 1000mg Zithromax and you're good to go basically

now they have super clamidia and shit though that seems resistant to all anti biotics, so stay safe

>tradesman at my house asks to use toilet

>tfw I shit in it thismornin and didn't flush

>>41278

I'm going through Penn & Teller's Bullshit! series recently. Disagree with some of their shit but it's entertaining (and educational I guess) enough. Also running low on stuff to watch, gettin dat dere Fresh Meat downloaded now

>>41297

lol stay safe, mate i've never left the country and i dont fly, so there is little chance i'm ever visiting one of these places

tbh, xhamster is probably just a good, quicker and far cheaper

>>41298

m8 at least flush number 2's

>>41299

fresh meat is good man, i recommended it to another m8 in this thread, easily my second favourite show apart from Peep Show.

If you guys want a good show and bit of a time machine back to what Australia was like 20 years ago, check out Frontline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwfne1aYA3g&list=PLzLPY3LvAt1iH3MVeLr7Y1GRPgHL_2OcM

>>41294

Fuck, what a dumb cunt.

>>41304

it's a base jumper making a joke and it's old as fuck

>tfw reached 149.7 GB downloaded on peak with 150 GB download quota that resets in 2 days

>still got like 135 GB left off peak to download

>been staying up till 2am to download shit the last few nights

>downloaded fresh meat last night

>also downloading a fuck load of anime

>one punch man, outlaw star, ashita no joe 2, mononoke, now and then, here and there

I'm watching one punch man now, it seems ok

>>41305

ahhh ok that explains why they were laughing…. thanks m8

>>41308

Nah I can't get on nbn where I'm living at the moment, the only ISP that'll let us sign up is iinet

>>41309

Sign up to adsl 2+ that is

>>41309

tpg dsl is 69 bucks a month for unlimited

>>41313

There's nothing wrong with capitalism, but what we have today is some strange mix of multi culti socialism whereby a NEET, if he went into business, is expected to pay all manner of excessive taxes and penalties so that those kikes can privatise profits and socialise the losses onto the tax payer.

There is no fair go, there is no capitalism.

>>41311

I've been with TPG before, had pretty bad dropouts. I think that's only because of the state of the actual physical phone line that leads from your house to the exchange and how it's set up at the exchange though

any of you cunts got a DX Racer chair? ive had this PC chair now for like 20 years, it was 200 bucks from officeworks got it for like my 14th birthday or some shit as needed a good chair