/aus/ - Australia

>>42078

And you didn't get the hiccups? Because if I eat a pizza too quickly, I always get the hiccups. Though I guess that's my issue with learning how to inhale food in one go because I always in a rush to school. Inhaling my breakfast because the school bus came at 7AM.

>>42079

school?

normiefag

>>42079

Not him but I don't get hiccups, I do get a pain in my chest if I eat too fast. Indigestion.

>going to school

>in a school bus

How old are you?

>>42081

This was when I was in high school. I'm 21 now.

It's something I need to really unlearn after all these years.

>>42079

same deal here, i always get hiccups from pizza or indian, i think it's prob due to high fat content and eating too much of it.

>>42082

Oh, right. Yeah, me too. If I'm alone the rate at which I eat is horrendous. If I'm with company I tone it down by a few percent but nowhere near as much as I should. My sister always tells me I eat too fast. I also breathe pretty heavy. I was taking a picture of something the other day and accidentally hit record video and I caught a few seconds of me breathing normally. It was pretty bad, not like a wheeze but fairly noticeable, I never knew. All those times being in public ;_;

I'm 6'4 and weigh like 133kgs.

>>42087

pics of sister

>>42089

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/is-this-girl-fat.454724137/

>>42087

You're going to have a heart attack. I hope it's soon because disgusting fat cunts like you don't deserve to be alive

>>42091

How did posting that make you feel? Good? Did you think "Fuck yeah, I really insulted that dude" I'm just letting you know that you didn't, I don't give a fuck about what you think m8. Your post makes me think you're some 17 year old faggot who thinks people give a fuck about him or his opinion. Grow the fuck up, kid.

Any of you lads had experiences with escorts?

I've been tempted to hire one for awhile now but im scared they'll just take my money and not fuck me or that they wont stay the full time

>>42075

what case is that?

>>42093

Nope, I saw a post on /aus/ early last year though about whores in aus, the bloke said backpage is a good site to find them. I'd take it with a pinch of salt though m80.

>>42094

Corsair Carbide 400R Black Mid-Tower Case

>>42093

Yep, but I only visited brothels, never hired one for house/hotel visit.

Never been stolen from, never had time issues. Might be different outside of brothels though.

>>42092

Fat people are disgusting and shouldn't be allowed to live.

>>42093

Just rape someone. If you literally give a used whore money to fuck her slimy whore body then you're a cuck.

>>42099

>>42100

Obvious samefag is obvious. I recognize you from earlier generals. You type like you're a fucking edgy teen faggot. Get the fuck back to /b/.

>>42093

none, i've wanted too but scared i'll get aids or the equiv, or that once they know im a noob, they'll do the least amount of shit possible for the most amount of money.

>>42101

You're literally fat just have a heart attack already

>>42103

I'm not >>42087 faggot, kill yourself.

>>42095

backpage seems alight but most want $400ph fuck that

>>42097

I'd go to a brothel but that'd mean i'd have to leave the house

>>42100

>rape women like a shitskin or you're a cuck

kek

>>42102

yeah i'm also scared of this but apparently most of them are forced to get tested for stds so idk

>>42105

Fly to south East Asia and fuck gook whores.

>>42073

>I'd go to a brothel but that'd mean i'd have to leave the house

Well yeah, but the benefit is if it does go south, they don't have your address.

Another benefit is you get to choose the girl from a small group, and I won't lie, getting to choose was a shock to the system the first time

whore monger here. just woke up from my daily nap.

backpage is what retarded yanks use. here in NSW its legal (mostly) to use brothels, the legal joints are more expensive though than the thai or chinese illegal joints.

there's rub and tugs that'll cost you 60 bucks / half hour where you get a 10/10 hot fucking gook rub you down and rub her huge fake tits all over you and then flips you over and jerks you off over her tits (or most of the time hits you up pay an extra 20 for blowie, 50 for her to ride you)

if you're in Melb or Vic, I heard it's not so straight forward down there but I went on some website aus99.com and it's a huge forum with reviews all over australia and listings of whores and prices and what they do. pretty good. it's like TripAdvisor for prostitutes.

but in all honesty, it's not worth it. The white hookers (if youre not into gooks) will have a look of almost disgust on their face and be laying there with a 'hurry up' look on their face and will rush through everything.

The gooks are much better but it depends on how long they've been here (how much shit they know they can get away with)

Instead of dropping a hundred here, a hundred there, save your hard earned cash m80's and buy yourself a return ticket to Thailand (head to Pattaya, 1 hr south of Bangkok) or fly to Angeles City in Philippines but Angeles is sketchy as fuck where theres routine kidnappings and shit of foreigners but overall kinda safe if you stick to main areas.

There's other areas like Vietnam and Cambodia but I don't recommend them. For the 5 star first time experience try AC or Pattaya, preferably Pattaya it's like a mecca of sex tourism with an entire city devoted to only dirty gook prostitutes and it will cost you like 30-40 bucks for the beer bar girls and they'll stay with you like 24 hours or more (just pay em daily)

on my birthday 2 years ago my mates chipped in and got me 1 hour in Stilletos in Chipppendale brothel in Sydney

I fucked a 10/10 Playboy Playmate but I was so fucking nervous the whole time. I just find it easier with gooks because most dont speak english so I feel less anxious, if that makes any sense.

>>42111

>The white hookers (if youre not into gooks) will have a look of almost disgust on their face and be laying there with a 'hurry up' look on their face and will rush through everything.

I can confirm this does happen rarely, it depends on the woman. If she's doing it for meth, she'll sometimes have unwarrented self importance

>>42111

>using hookers ever

why

Especially in Southeast asia, why would you do that. You know where those cunts have been

>>42111

>there's rub and tugs that'll cost you 60 bucks / half hour where you get a 10/10 hot fucking gook rub you down and rub her huge fake tits all over you and then flips you over and jerks you off over her tits (or most of the time hits you up pay an extra 20 for blowie, 50 for her to ride you)

why must you tempt me?

>>42122

I went for a jog I want to be fit when society collapses.

>>42110

I've heard stories of chicks asking for extra and not putting out and I try anything I'll get kicked out

idk I might just give it ago but do it without the expectation of getting anything

>>42111

I honestly couldn't go to chinkland i'd be worried about catching stuff

I also dont wont to end up fucking a trap because I shitfaced

>>42122

I've been dieting and and exercising for awhile now and i'm currently 146kg (down from around 180)

>>42125

Nice one m8 you'll be Chad soon. Did you get a kmart bench or a real one? All I have now are a few dumbbells but I had a shitty kmart bench a few years back, could only handle like 40kg of weight on the fucking barbell.

I'm a skinny cunt so I'm not looking to lose anything. I have Gerd diagnosed which I think is basically permanent and had gastritis previously, as well as stomach sensitive to fat. Even though dark chocolate is fucking tasty it makes me sick.

I'd been doing a lot of cycling but it halted my upper body gains. So I've been going for jogs and lifting this week instead. Short jogs don't waste mass like cycling has the potential to do. I can cycle for hours but after about 15 mins (3km) of jogging this morning my chest was getting a bit tight so I had to walk.

I'm not really enjoyjng lifting at the moment, dunno why. Feels like an exhausting chore. I enjoyed it a lot years ago. Maybe it just cos I haven't made any gains this month and almost lost some due to cycling. I do remember enjoying it a bit more earlier this year, I just need to lift more and get some more gains to encourage me.

>>42128

Never happened to me, they generally want repeat business.

If you go through with it, it usually goes like this if you've paid for full service:

1. Get there, have a seat

2. Girls get brought out one at a time, say hi, answer any questions (if they speak English)

3. Choose one, get taken to a bedroom, pay for set amount of time

4. Girl leaves while you have a shower

5. Girl comes back, gives you a massage

6. Condom+lube gets applied, sex happens

7. You finish, either in the condom or on their body. Most don't charge if you come on their tits, as they can just wipe it off

8. She showers, you shower

9. Leave

I'd usually switch it up and offer them a massage though. They usually got a kick out of it.

>>42131

Shiiiiiet that's a transformation that'll be worth bragging about. Much respect, keep at it.

>>42132

Pretty sure it's a Kmart bench, bought it off a friend relatively cheap. Haven't been pressing that hard but looking to push into it in the upcoming weeks and months, will keep it in mind. Heard a few other warning about shit benches.

I'm no medical expert, but if we're to reduce it to raw chemical,s it's probably because the chemical release from lifting isn't as prevalent as it used to be when you first got into it. I'm sure /fit/ could muster a better explanation.

>>42133

I went to a brothel a few years ago.

>walk in drunk

>say g'day to some irish bloke who went in next to me

>pay money

>choose a bitch

>go to room

>we both strip

>gets in the shower with me

>inspects my junk

>get out, dry ourselves

>she puts on the rubber

>I attempt sex

>missionary is fucking hard and exhausting

>I don't cum

>tell her to sit on my face

>it's an extra $80

>fuck, whatever

>I go to town on that bagina

>make her cum

>she takes off the rubber

>wanks me to finish

>still can't cum

>end up walking out when it's over

>putting on my shoes out the front

>see the irish bloke

>ask him how'd he went

>tells me the bitch loved his accent and didn't worry about the rubber, came inside her

>had sex a few more times with random slags sober

>tried to cum and couldn't do it

ff today, neet and don't bother with woman because I know I won't be able to climax

>>42122

went to the gym and had red rooter

>>42133

can you fuck them multiple times and or have them suck on your limp cock for the remaining time?

>>42136

>make her cum

Top lel m8

Why couldn't you cum? We're you even hard? You got a jew dick? Well I gotta jew dick and I'm pretty sure I'd premature ejaculate but I'm a virgin so idk.

Btw do y'all kiss the prostitutes or not? Tfw kissless virgin. I think one of you cunts has had sex but never a kiss iirc? Can't really remember.

>>42135

fat cunt here

Cheers but I doubt i'll ever brag about it

I just hope that when I get to my goal (about 90-100kg but solid and able to run/swim for 2hours straight) that I haven't done to much damage to myself

>>42141

dude im fat cunt too, 30kg down from november.

you can do it on a diet of cheese, eggs, bacon and microwaved frozen vegetables

have a look into keto diet

>>42139

I have a big dick and I was rock hard the entire time, always been able to get hard but I just can't get there. I went to a rub and tug in Czech and the chick made me feel all kinds of good but by the end of it my dick was numb as shit, couldn't do it.

>>42145

i struggle with the white girls that speak good English, my anxiety goes through the roof and i get so fucking nervous and feel so weird I cant cum or sometimes even takes ages to get hard.

with the gooks I care less because they dont speak much so its wham bam and blow all over them

>>42143

Keto diet is dumb as fuck. Just because you lost weight, doesn't mean it's healthy, and it's not.

>>42141

Similar goal here I want to be able to jog 10km nonstop by the end of the year. Should take about an hour to jog that far.

What do you mean too much damage? Doctors have reversed heart disease in patients who were close to dying and had already experienced heart attacks. They did this with a whole plant based diet. Not with animal products which cause the disease itself. Everyone can heal.

>>42148

it almost eliminates type 2 diabeetus you idiot

>>42149

Plant diets reverse type two diabetes, a disease caused by fat.

>>42150

I dont want to hear your rubbish again faggot

>>42144

>sleep over at a family friend's place, get on decently with his sister

fug

Should also add that this was almost 9 years ago, for context.

Anyway,

>still around 12:30 when everyone gets to bed

>she doesn't even wait 15 minutes before she "sneaks" around to my room on her old floorboard. I can guarantee everyone heard it, had a giggle.

>We kiss a bit

>I go down on her

>ThisIsn'twhatIthoughtItwouldbe.jpg

>I suggest going all the way, but we're both too scared without a condom

Here's where it becomes relevant

>She gives me head for a good 10 minutes. it feels great, but i can't cum, at all.

>for 15 more minutes she slaves away on my dick to no affect. It feels great but i just can't orgasm/cum

And to this day i'm a virgin.

>>42152

having a girls mouth over your cock counts as something compared to most of the retarded neckbeard virgins you'll find all over these boards m8

good on you. try not to concentrate too hard on jizzing next time, just roll with it. once you relax you'll find you blow easily

>>42146

True, another thing with the chick in Czech when she was doing her thing I started fingering her, she was into it but then I took my fingers out and they were covered in blood. She said "pardon " and I wiped it on a towel. She said I shouldn't have starting doing that and I said "well you didn't stop me" she complimented on my size and I asked her to kiss it but she said no then started telling me about the common stds you can get from giving bjs to strangers, she was switched on and a fucking qtp2t

>>42143

by diet I meant I stopped living off of frozen pizza, chips, shapes, gook takeout, chicken tendies, sarsaparilla, twiggies, etc and started eating lamb n salad, homemade pizza, chicken n salad, nuts, water, fried rice, etc

>>42151

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22390963

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22850191

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19017774

>>42154

I banged my first whore in Amsterdam in one of the windows along the canal. She was from Czech and she would of been on the cover of Ralph or FHM magazine here, she was 10/10 blonde and so fucking hot it wasn't funny.

50 euros for 15 minutes suck and fuck

I blew in like 3 minutes, she's like come back and do my ass and cum on my face here is my price list.

>>42148

idk I've literally sat on my ass 99% of the time for the past 10 years

I'm sure thats bound to have done some kind of damage

>>42151

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19321569

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21983060

>>42159

>vegetarian

just stop it m8, you're a fucking idiot. Yes eating nothing but fucking plants is probably good for you but you're a huge faggot if you're a vegetarian

now fuck off

>>42155

>nuts

They are healthy:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24256379

And don't cause weight gain:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23044160

>>42160

https://youtu.be/ESZIbWtCYxU

tbh I've never really understood how ppl can be virgins in the current year

>find young bogan sluts

>supply with drugs and alcohol

>sooner or later they fuck you

Worked for till I was 18 then i started getting scared about going to prison for fucking 13-15 year olds

>>42161

that pajeet is fat as fuck. If you're a vegetarian you're a bigger cuck than most others

>>42162

Normie get out reeeeeeeeee

>>42161

I didnt say they did cunt, fucking read m8

I replaced shapes and shit with nuts for my snacks

Also fix your fucking site kikewheels

>>42165

that site didnt load for me either, dont worry he's a dumb fat fucking vegetarian thinking that eating nothing but vegetables is gonna turn him into Popeye

>>42164

my dsp check says otherwise :^)

>>42163

Anyway just stop spreading your dumb fuck unscientific bacon shit. And there are vegans who are more masculine than you so calling them cucks is retarded. Apparently being healthy makes someone a cuck though right.

>>42165

Soz m8

>>42166

I'm probably the only person here who isn't over weight. You are all always talking about how fucking fat you are.

>>42161

That cunt has the same kind of beard as mine when I grow it, it just looks like fur instead of actual hair, tfw shit beard genetics; _;

>>42168

you are either a shitskin mudslime or a dirty pajeet being all anti meat

>>42170

My bets on antifa

>>42150

I've seen the documentary forks over knives too, I don't force my opinion down people's throats though like you

>>42170

>>42171

Nice same fag adhom attack. But I guarantee you I like gassing kikes as much as the next guy.

>>42172

I wouldn't say anything at all if that faggot didn't recommend bacon and eggs as a healthy life style choice. I didn't just start posting out of the blue.

>>42173

not samefag

But whenever I hear vegan i just think antifa retard

>>42174

a neet vegan virgin, may as well just end things now if it ever gets that bad

anyone know how much cash you can have in your bank account before newstart gets cut off?

I got about 5,000 in there at the moment and 1500 cash on my desk at home, was worried future payments might be stopped though if im hording my jew gold

>>42168

Every male vegan I've ever met in my lifetime has always been some underweight skinny manlet who obeys his woman like some submissive cuckold. You don't need to eat like a vegan to be healthy either.

Just exercise five times a week and make sure to eat eggs everyday. You'll shed the pounds pretty quickly. Cut out sugar too. Only reason I'm slightly overweight is due to stress with my job network.

>>42178

I've had similar experiences also.

>>42184

i've given up on all aussie women after being fucked up by the last three in the end.

I bought a PS3 just for the Yakuza games and they were cool. I was thinking about buying a PC USB ps2 controller to play the isos of the originals in English.

have you watched the Yakuza movie? the main character is the evil guy from Akihabara@Deep tv drama and it's really fuckin good

>>42101

There are many of us.

>>42102

Chances are any whore who would fuck a neet would have herpes, just play the lottery

>>42110

The first time I went to a brothel I was sitting on a couch with this drunk Irish guy, I picked the hottest out of the line up and he didn't.

When we were in the hallway waiting for a room to fuck our asian hookers he tried to trade his hooker for mine and even offered $50. I had to reject cause my hooker was way hotter than his so that's my story.

>>42186

yeah m8 I've got loads of Yak movies and books.

it's a particular interest of mine that I've had since forever. Definitely check out Akihabara@Deep he plays this crazy CEO dude of a tech company looking to steal AI technology that these neets create. It's made by Ira Irisha the same guy who did Ikebukuro West Gate Park which is another favourite of mine, which also has Yakuza featured heavily throughout it.

>>42186

also check out My Boss, My Hero. a Yakuza boss' son goes back to high school, sort of similar story line to Billy Madison.

main star is the same main actor in IWGP and many other huge shows.

>>42177

You're good.

I had 8K saved up when I lost my job many years ago, and it was under the limit, no delay in getting neetbux again. You may as well tell em and be honest because if you earned that money in your bank account some time this year, they'll know once you do your tax that you bullshitted them as they cross reference data with the ATO.

>>42184

Do any neets think it's actually possible to simply get a job without first doing some form of education? That's what confuses me about these job agencies. We can't actually get jobs that are not dodgy, dangerous or otherwise low paying. There's almost no point in looking.

I mean, unless you're low iq or retarded then the jobs available just aren't going to lead to any sort of happiness. But then the question for those who aren't (intellectually) retarded, why don't you go to uni or tafe?

For me it's muh depressiosns/stress and social avoidance.

>>42178

I already posted (studies) about how unhealthy eggs are and doing weights 5 times a week isn't enough. Cardio is better for overall health.

It's possible that by underweight you simply mean slender and in that case, I take no offence as I have no problem with it. Much better than being a fat cunt.

>>42179

Samefag

>>42087

Even at 6'4 133kgs is still fat as fuck.

I'm only 2 inches shorter than you and when I was at 120kg I was a real tubby.

>>42093

I fucked a half abo once.

She had gross tits and a somewhat gross face but it didn't matter because doggy style. Her pussy was TIGHT AS FUCK. I'm not a big guy, at all. My dick is 5 inches and not very girthy but I actually struggled to get it inside her.

Her skin was also really soft which was nice.

>>42111

>10/10 hot fucking gook

Asian women are not attractive, at all and ever.

>>42136

You're a fucking idiot you chump. I hope you get an STI.

And that Irish bloke is a complete and utter moron too.

>fucking a hooker without a rubber

>ever

>fucking a western woman without a rubber

>ever

>eating out a hooker

Holy fuck, how beta can you be?

>>42200

>Even at 6'4 133kgs is still fat as fuck.

No shit, I never said it wasn't.

>>42203

I would eat out a hooker

>>42203

>le eating pussy is beta meme

>>42208

but it tastes so good

>>42203

rubbers don't effectively protect men from Herpes or HPV anyway. They make transmission a bit less likely but it's not like HIV or bacterial STI's where they're highly effective.

The incurable STI's that you're actually likely to catch (because getting HIV from a woman is very unlikely) you can still easily catch when wearing condoms.

But

>going down on a woman, ever

is a fucking bad idea, you can get HPV in your throat and have warts growing on your vocal chord. I know a guy who has to go in and have them removed every few months and he's at a much higher risk of throat cancer - all because he went down on a slut.

>>42217

no one gives a fuck about perth

>>42218

I know, but Australians we are all. Mostly.

>>42184

I dont ever want to work tbh

I cant stand other people for long periods of time without wanting to go tactical bowlcut

I honestly just love the NEET life to much

It gives me a shit ton of time to spend improving myself, playing vidya, keeping the house clean and most importantly It lets me shitpost all day

>>42193

what's the limit?

I'm on the dsp and have about 18k saved up (all of the money saved is from cenno btw)

>>42221

nvm im fine

after a quick look it seems like nobody cares about how much money spergs have till you reach 100k+

Is anyone gonna post their battlestation?

>living with housemates

>getting smashed with the elec bill every quarter

>keen to move out

>look at cheap rooms for rent with included power in rent

>keep finding fucking awesome huge rooms with everything included for like $150/week

>they all have FEMALES ONLY!!! in the ad

>tfw

>>42226

yeah and there are lots of places that are chink only too, or

"chinese, vietnamese, japanese, korean etc only"

>>42228

I've honestly never in my life seen such an ad for a room saying that, where do you live?

>>42226

loads of indians and gooks fit like 10 girls in a one bedroom place sleep in the hall way, 5 in the lounge room, etc

>So do any of us NEETs in this board have any hopes that they will find stable employment or happiness?

One thing is for sure, stable employment and surplus income does not equal happiness. I got sick of dealing with Centrelink, so I've been working for the past four months in a mythical low skilled/high paying job. I've managed to put $12,000 into savings during this time, working 25-30 hours per week. But why? I'm miserable. What am I even going to do with this money? My computer is fine, I don't want to jump on the VR bandwagon yet (I'd rather wait until the kinks are ironed out), I have a car. A house is pretty much the only thing I really want, but I'll never be able to afford a house in Melbourne and I doubt I'll find a job like this in another state so I can pay a damn mortgage for the rest of my life.

I'm considering throwing in the towel and becoming NEET again, but I don't know what I'd do with myself. At least I can live like a NEET for the next three days and pretend that I'm not a wage slave, thanks to Labour Day.

What are you guys going to do for the "long weekend"?

>>42231

every day is a public holiday to NEETs m8

after being a wagecuck for so long even when you have loads of money it just means you spend loads on useless shit you dont need, it definitely doesnt make you any happier especially cause you need to go to a dead end job and get pushed around by fucktards

>>42233

You're too fucking quick, mate. I sneakily tried to delete/repost my post because of a typo before anyone had a chance to reply.

>>42231

Do you have an SO?

I'd like to find work so I can get my life back on tracks and eventually find a good normal girl to start living a normal life with. I'm 26 and never had a gf.

I don't give a fuck about what you jaded cunts that hate everything already think tbh

>>42235

>I don't give a fuck about what you jaded cunts that hate everything already think tbh

thats why youre a 26 year old loser virgin. its not hard to fuck drunk dirty sluts here. but it doesnt make you happy either.

>>42197

It's same for me when it comes to university or TAFE. Only reason I'm a NEET is because I had breakdown from all the stress and dropped out. Found out later that I had bipolar and now I'm trying to get away from Centrelink and job agencies as much as possible after dealing with them for five years.

Job agencies completely confuse me with how they deal with the mentally ill when they state they're a disability employment agency. Yet, they'll give shit to someone because that NEET needs assistance to build up his confidence.

You're not helping a jobseeker by putting in the most minimal effort while expecting him to do everything on his own. If you want big results, you can't put in fuckall effort into your client.

Once I find employment or manage to get the confidence to do a university pathway, I'm never talking to my job agency ever again. Won't even let them pretend that they helped me find employment.

>>42198

When I say exercise, I mean cardio. Lifting weights and eating eggs isn't going to do much.

>>42238

oh god the fucking dirty muslim vegetarian is back trying to tell everyone not to eat meat and only do cardio and eat vegetables

yet youre a disgusting skinny fucking loser

>>42237

I didn't say I was after dirty club sluts.

>>42239

Mate, I'm not the vegetarian. I'm just saying if you want to lose weight, you're going to have to do cardio and eat eggs. You can still eat meat, if you want. Just lay off the junk food.

This is for weight loss.

>>42242

Why are eggs even worth mentioning?

>>42243

Have you ever eaten eggs while doing cardio?

The weight comes flying off really quickly.

>>42244

I was doing boot camps with a gym last year and followed the diet plan to the t, I had 2 egg whites and a yolk on black bread with spinach every morning for 6 weeks. The weight did fly off but it's because I was doing a half hour workout session monday to friday for those 6 weeks and I was following the diet plan.

>>42242

eggs contain everything you need with very minimal bad shit are highly recommended to eat to lose weight and improve fitness

>on black bread

that's your problem faggot. eating bread. bread is bad for you.

>>42251

*100% wholegrain rye bread

>>42251

>>42251

you and the stupid vegetarian should get in touch

>>42251

You're a fucking idiot. If you want to lose weight you can only eat bacon, steaks and eggs. Rye bread makes you fat. Keto diet m8.

>>42254

>>42255

>>42254

you clearly have no fuckin idea what keto is m8

>>42198

DYEL?

holy fuck can you cunts stop being spergs?

I want to shitpost and talk about NEET shit not fucking eggs and vegetarianism

>>42262

the sites gone back to being fucked. hotwheels is too busy banging filthy gook whores

>>42262

What do you want to talk about m3?

i want aussie neet to make more dating videos and gold info

hurry the fuck up reactivate and make videos already

>>42265

This. He said he doesn't have schizophrenia but then why did he delete his channel? Must be pretty paranoid. I don't think anything in there would caused him any trouble in real life tbh.

>>42266

probably thinking too much it was the same day he raged out at job active.

the videos were comfy as shit I loved listening to them every day or two. Even if he doesnt make ones about centrelink it will still be awesome.

>>42264

Child porn

>>42269

You start.

>>42239

are you retarded

i'm a national socialist (not him) and a vegetarian. do you know that hitler, goering and himmler were all vegetarians?

white people should not cause suffering to innocent animals.

>>42274

>i'm a national socialist and a vegetarian

Are you aware that no one gives a fuck?

>>42279

no idea why retards that dont eat meat try and scream at the top of their lungs how great vegetables are.

anyway, for those who don't use Bing, Bing is the ultimate porn site

>>42274

Good so I'm not the only non fat cunt here

>>42279

Fat undercarbed keto retard detected.

Your brain runs on carbs m8 you might not be so much of an angry retard if you had some more.

>>42282

you're the one complaining about vegetarians you fucking faggot

slaughterhouses and factory farming should be totally and permanently banned. if you want meat, hunt it yourself in a humane way.

>>42266

>>42267

i guess i am a little paranoid, but who isn't? i don't want someone figuring out who i am, and i don't want or need the attention that would come from it.

i enjoyed making the videos but thinking about how if i did this every day for a year, it might generate enough attention to make it worth someones while to try and figure out who i am, and seeing i'd wanna make videos with me in it at some point, that would be a possibility.

>>42274

jewish lies - the reich ate animals by the truckload, get the fuck outta here with your left wing shit.

>>42284

>jewish lies

Lol you fucking retarded faggot. Do a bit of research you pile of shit.

Yes, people ate meat under Hitler's reign, but I never claimed they didn't. Hitler had a plan to ban ALL slaughterhouses after WW2, while under Hitler, the world's first (and to this day the world's strongest) anti-vivisection laws were approved, banning Jewish doctors from dissecting living creatures alive. Also passed were broad animal cruelty laws, while the barbaric practice of Kosher slaughter was outlawed with no exceptions.

Shitskins don't care about animals. Hitler noted that only Germanic people have the higher intelligence needed to empathise with animals; it is likely you are a non-white if you cannot.

>>42283

What brah I'm vegan tbh

>>42286

Sorry mate, quoted the wrong post, meant to quote: >>42279

>>42285

It's all speculation and is typical of jewish lies - hitler was vegan, hitler had a small penis, hitler was a jew, hitler had a mandingo lover, and on it goes.

There is nothing wrong with eating animals, morality doesn't enter into it. Animals are a source of food plus much more. Killing and eating animals is not immoral nor barbaric, it's a necessity for human life. Animals do not have agency and they are distinct from humans.

Does that mean we must inflict needless suffering on animals? No, inflict a quick death, no need to prolong it, but enough with the don't hurt animals vegan faggotry, please.

>>42290

You are an absolute fucking retard. I'm done with you. Some of the Third Reich's anti-animal cruelty laws are still on the books today.

>>42291

So the mere act of butchering and eating an animal is cruelty now, huh? You're the idiot, go back to eating lettuce and sucking nigger cock.

Vegans, vegetarians are degenerate, end of story.

>>42292

I never said that. I think if you own land and hunt humanely and professionally (clean shots) that's fine. I'd even advocate for that. All I'm saying is that factory farming and slaughterhouses need to be permanently banned because it's clear that it's impossible to limit the incalculable suffering of sentient beings within that system. We see new abuses every day.

>>42293

You can't feed a nation and its army based on muh organic farming and muh backyard chickens. Therefore you can't ban factory farming nor slaughterhouses - most people do not and would not butcher their own meat.

I do not care more about the suffering of animals than I do the suffering of displace white people. As humans, and whites, everything on this planet is there for us to conquer, bend to our will and serve our purposes. That does not mean there is no room for empathy and minimising suffering, but there is only so much you can do.

If our ancestors didn't eat meat, we'd still be like those fucking monkeys in Africa and America.

>>42294

You don't need to eat meat to survive.

>most people do not and would not butcher their own meat.

OK. They can eat vegetables and dairy then.

>I do not care more about the suffering of animals than I do the suffering of displace white people.

Both white people and animals matter. I'm not saying we should give every animal a welfare payment and a right to life, like we do humans. I'm just saying we need to end mass scale institutionalised cruelty to them.

>As humans, and whites, everything on this planet is there for us to conquer, bend to our will and serve our purposes

No, this is garbage. Animals matter more than some stinking shitskin somewhere in the Middle East. Whites are the greatest race to have ever existed and we can coexist with animals without great cruelty.

>If our ancestors didn't eat meat, we'd still be like those fucking monkeys in Africa and America.

Possibly. But factory farming wasn't a process back then either. We've now evolved to the extent that we can probably make a conscious decision to cut back on meat eating to limit the suffering of our best friends, mammals. Mammals are the white people of the animal world, and we treat them like shit. Within decades we will have meet that we can grow without killing an animal. Also, Australia's in a pretty good position to still eat a reasonable amount of meat without factory farming, given our vast landmass.

>>42294

Also, military ration packs have never focused on meat, meat is at best a side luxury.

yes goyim, eat carbs, you don't need protein, it's cruel!

sorry mate, but you're not talking much sense as what you're proposing doesn't work at scale. what you promote is the reason white kids have low test and are being bullied by mohammed and tyrone because they think they're push overs.

if anything, white people should be re-engaging with a diet that consists of only meat.

>>42283

>implying I'm gonna buy a gun and license to hunt for food when I'm a NEET with no skills

>>42302

Then start enjoying your vegies.

Although gun licenses should be abolished.

>>42296

Why are you getting kicked out?

>>42305

prob because he told his dad he didnt wanna eat meat anymore

>>42300

> re-engaging with a diet that consists of only meat

>re-engaging

Our ancestors never ate a diet of only meat. Our ancestors ate as much fiber as a modern vegan, or more. Not the pitiful level of the average citizen, and certainly not the level anyone who thinks eating even MORE meat is healthy.

>>42299

Vegans have higher testosterone

>>42294

You can't feed any modern society without carbs

All civilisations utilised some form of carbohydrate to feed it's population. Whether it was potato, wheat, corn, rice or one of the others.

>>42290

It's not about morality. Meat is terrible for human health and animal farming ruins the environment

>>42307

nice trollin', ya had me until the vegans have higher test than meat eaters.

>>42308

It is about morality, for me at least (fellow vegetarian here).

>>42293

>OK. They can eat vegetables and dairy then.

quite the little authoritarian, aren't we?

I'm a vegetarian too and even I think you're a faggot

>>42311

>Don't rape and kill young girls

>"Authoritarian! don't tell me what to do! I agree we shouldn't rape and kill young girls, but don't force your morals on other people!"

>>42315

Torturing and killing a cow is no different to torturing and killing a juvenile human.

>>42316

You're driving at night, and in the flash of the headlights you see a baby and a kitten on the road.

You only have a second to react, and swerving to miss one will hit the other.

Which do you choose, moral relativist?

>>42317

if the baby isn't white i swerve towards the baby and accelerate

>>42316

I haven't posted in this back and forth argument yet, I just wanted to mention that as a former freezerworks employee the term "torture" isn't an exaggeration at all.

It's sad to see bulls getting the shit kicked out of them as they're being loaded off the cattle trucks. When their hides have been removed after slaughter you can see huge patches of fresh bruising and recently broken bones :(

>>42318

And if the baby is white?

Vegetarians do know that if people stopped eating meat every meat animal would have to be culled right?

>>42296

if you're a chick you can come and live with me :^)

srs tho that's sad to hear

I'm sure if you google crisis accommodation for your state you'll be able to find something and then you can share cool stories with us about how you lived with a bunch of junkies

>>42319

Fucked up stuff, why doesn't the government crack down on it?

>>42324

They did a few years ago didn't they? I think it was just in some other country though.

>>42326

>taken with a ipod touch

kek, it's 2016 m8.

>>42328

I am going to get a digital camera I just have other priorities ahead of it.

this is what us neets have come to

a bunch of retarded faggot fucking vegetarians arguing that eating meat is wrong and bad for your health.

staying inside on the computer 19 hours a day is bad for your health, but i dont come on this slow ass piece of shit website to hear losers preaching about the greatness of eating vegetables for every meal.

jesus christ some of you poofters make me sick

wheres our tim tam cunt?

>>42330

>NEETS y aren't u Ubermench??

>>42330

Finally finished off the final packet today.

I will not be going through that again.

I've spent the last 6 hours trying to get my fucking drive shared on the network through SAMBA.

My windows laptop can SEE the shared drive, but when I click on it asks for a username/password.

6 hours I've spent editing configs trying to remove all traces and to allow anyone to access with no user/password and the cunt is still asking me for a username and password

I'm about to kick the fuck out of this computer

>>42332

>No more Tim Tams for me

Lol, it feels like a new flavour of Tim Tam is released each week. I noticed "Pina Colada" flavoured Tim Tams the other day. What will they think of next?

On a side note, I also noticed my local Coles selling a crocodile meat curry. Any NEETs here (vegetarian faggots excluded, lol) tried croc meat? If so, does it compare to any other meat?

>>42332

True, gone off them, m8? It doesn't surprise me. I noticed some of the weird flavors are back to $1.82 I didn't bother to see which. Normal and double coat are $2.50 now.

Damn the clothes in this country are terrible now, I spent hours looking for new cargo pants and found none that were even wearable, the are all made for homos now so they are too tight and uncomfortable, same with underwear, nowhere sells boxers anymore and then I went to buy shirts and they all either had Americanism, pop culture or other stupid bollocks on them, and I went to every store in the area as well. I really hate the current and emerging trends.

>>42336

I had crocodile steaks in Thailand m8… very nice actually

I eat kangaroo steaks and snags here all the time, one of the healthiest meats to eat

but definitely eat some croc, was fucking good

I also ate Minke whale (for research purposes!) in Shibuya had it deep fried and sashima version and whale bacon. was very ordinairy.

and raw horse meat in Tokyo too, which was surprisingly fucking delicious…. almost like a really really good steak just fuckin melted

and raw chicken too which was 10/10

I also ate Minke whale (for research purposes!) in Shibuya had it deep fried and sashima version and whale bacon. was very ordinairy.

and raw horse meat in Tokyo too, which was surprisingly fucking delicious…. almost like a really really good steak just fuckin melted

and raw chicken too which was 10/10

this site fucking SUCKS again

>>42344

There is nothing wrong with eating Minke whales, the Japanese should be allowed to fish for them. They are in the same category as foxes, rabbits and things like that when it comes to risk extinction. Whaling actually causes far less damage than fishing does, to the species involved and to the environment.

>>42346

If you love plans why are you eating them?

>>42345

have you went to a maid cafe yet

>>42347

you are one retarded faggot

you should commit suicide

>>42351

Ohh? And why is that?

>>42352

because you're upsetting the dirty faggot vegetarian lol

>>42335

you shouldn't leave your shit so open. just create an account with a un/pw that's easy to remember and then set it to save so you don't have to re-enter it

Looked up brothels today m8s and all of them require like 40mins+ of walking from a train station

fuck me you'd think with all this "muh strong empower whore" shit they'd have one right next to a train station

>>42355

nice one m8

im downloading heaps of torrents right now

Results Test run on 13/03/2016 @ 01:29 AM Your Line Speed 75.17 Mbps (75,167 kbps) Your Download Speed 9.40 MB/s (9,396 KB/s) Mirror: TPG Data: 90 MB Test Time: 10.01 secs

still cracking speeds

>>42357

go to pingtest.net and let me know how it goes

>>42359

guess not

I changed to chromium browser.

The Chrome browser does not support NPAPI plug-ins and therefore will not run all Java content. Switch to a different browser (Firefox, Internet Explorer or Safari on Mac) to run the Java plug-in. More info

>>42360

yeah firefox works

>>42361

iceweasel if you want to be ~100% open source

>>42361

firefox gives me an error

Why was I unable to run the packet loss test?

The packet loss test requires that a Java Runtime Environment be installed on your computer. Also your firewall must allow the test to communicate to the Pingtest.net servers (specifically outbound port 5060 for both TCP and UDP though that is being changed to 8080 before the end of the beta - some servers have been changed already). If our test is unable to communicate with Java or the packets are getting blocked by a firewall then the packet loss test will be skipped.

I just installed java runtime in linux though so no idea really

have to add specific sites to some filter for java to work now. so fuck it.

so over these bullshit fucking plugins, flash and java can suck my cock

>>42356

get a car you degenerate cocksucker

>>42356

where are you located? heaps of brothels around major stations everywhere

>>42364

yeah. HTML5 replaces most of the features they offer

>>42369

yeah all the pornhub spammy ads all around the videos just show a grey box now

>>42363

open terminal

ping pingtest.net c 100

paste results

>>42370

you should have ublock ftw

yeah m8 i got ublock and it blocks most ads on the net but pornhub cunts always one step ahead of ad blockers most of the time and all their ads show up everywhere on the site anyway until someone adds it to the ublock filters

>>42373

crafty cunts

>>42371

PING google.com.au (216.58.220.99) 56(84) bytes of data.

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=1 ttl=58 time=6.33 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=2 ttl=58 time=5.73 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=3 ttl=58 time=6.24 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=4 ttl=58 time=5.97 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=5 ttl=58 time=5.66 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=6 ttl=58 time=6.23 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=7 ttl=58 time=5.67 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=8 ttl=58 time=6.08 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=9 ttl=58 time=5.88 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=10 ttl=58 time=5.96 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=11 ttl=58 time=5.68 ms

64 bytes from google.com.au (216.58.220.99): icmp_seq=12 ttl=58 time=6.38 ms

^C

— google.com.au ping statistics —

12 packets transmitted, 12 received, 0% packet loss, time 11008ms

rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 5.660/5.988/6.386/0.268 ms

PING tpg.com.au (203.26.27.38) 56(84) bytes of data.

64 bytes from tpg.com.au (203.26.27.38): icmp_seq=1 ttl=125 time=6.48 ms

64 bytes from tpg.com.au (203.26.27.38): icmp_seq=2 ttl=125 time=6.59 ms

64 bytes from tpg.com.au (203.26.27.38): icmp_seq=3 ttl=125 time=5.95 ms

64 bytes from tpg.com.au (203.26.27.38): icmp_seq=4 ttl=125 time=11.0 ms

64 bytes from tpg.com.au (203.26.27.38): icmp_seq=5 ttl=125 time=5.85 ms

64 bytes from tpg.com.au (203.26.27.38): icmp_seq=6 ttl=125 time=5.82 ms

64 bytes from tpg.com.au (203.26.27.38): icmp_seq=7 ttl=125 time=6.15 ms

^C

— tpg.com.au ping statistics —

7 packets transmitted, 7 received, 0% packet loss, time 6006ms

rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 5.827/6.843/11.026/1.730 ms

PING telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137) 56(84) bytes of data.

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=1 ttl=244 time=7.16 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=2 ttl=244 time=6.62 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=3 ttl=244 time=6.96 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=4 ttl=244 time=6.21 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=5 ttl=244 time=6.40 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=6 ttl=244 time=6.29 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=7 ttl=244 time=7.17 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=8 ttl=244 time=6.23 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=9 ttl=244 time=6.72 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=10 ttl=244 time=6.65 ms

64 bytes from telstra.com.au (58.162.89.137): icmp_seq=11 ttl=244 time=6.44 ms

^C

— telstra.com.au ping statistics —

11 packets transmitted, 11 received, 0% packet loss, time 10010ms

rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 6.212/6.627/7.175/0.342 ms

this site is fucked

I had nandos for dinner then I got wasted and woke up shitting out my own asshole I felt like I was gonna have colon prolapse or something.

Thank fuck I have heaps of diarrhea tablets.

>>42378

fuck i love nandos its just so expensive

at least its dole day on wednesday, get me paid nigger!

>>42379

Never eaten there, what would you recommend?

>>42367

south east melb

I also dont feel like sitting an hour+ on a train

Fix your site kikewheels!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42380

the broccoli is really good

That feel when you can't tell if you're about to vomit or blow diarrhoea out your ass. I have no idea what disagreed with my body. I feel so sick.

>>42378

Lolwut. You literally woke up shitting? That's hilarious.

anyone ever have a fap and just go too hard too soon, cant blow because you get really fuckin tired and puffed out and just give up

top kek

>>42386

When I'm hungover I fap like 10 times in the one day, I end up just cumming dust

>>42384

>>42378

#justmeateaterthings

>>42389

15 years ago when I used to go out smashing mdma I used to come home and sit in the dark for 20+ hours jerking off the whole time unable to cum

when it did happen it was gloriously nothing more than dust coming out

Fuckin' lazy Sunday, cunts.

damn state debt recovery took 1500 bucks out of my account for a fine i owed them from years ago

now broke as fuk

How broke do you m8s on Newstart get the day before you get paid? I have $17 in my account till tomorrow, I'll be receiving $613, I believe it's more than $530 because I finished paying off my clink debt recently. I was on $530 for year.

>>42395

my moneys gone basically within a day or two of getting paid. lucky my only hobbies are sitting on my ass on the computer all day and night

>>42396

Wow, I'm kind of jealous. I have rent, food, and fuel (+monthly phone and internet bills) to pay for. I'm NEET but living out of home.

>>42397

i have no rent and no bills to pay. just 100 bucks a month for my 100mbit unlimited internet

>>42395

I pretty much spend all of it(aside from $200 that I save for joining the FFL) as soon as I get it, I live with my mum though so it does not matter if I am broke most of the time.

>>42380

burger with the lot

>>42396

What do you spend it on so fast?

>>42399

FFL?

>>42405

French foreign legion.

>>42395

I spend my money on smokes and booze

>>42410

I just spend it all on food

>>42407

Cuckold legion

>>42410

>>42411

Basically the same thing. Eating steaks is worse than smoking.

>>42407

wait, what?

>>42414

How? Steaks are really good for you.

>>42419

ignore that fucking retard. there's been an influx of cocksucking vegetarians on the board lately pushing their agenda

>>42414

Oh fuck off, vegecuck. I hope you die from protein deficiency.

>>42429

>protein deficiency

Top kek m8. You could get enough protein just living on rice and potatoes. I do eat a decent amount of beans, lentils, nuts and seeds though. All of which have decent protein without the health damage caused by eating animals.

>>42433

be honest, your protein comes from cock

>>42433

>You could get enough protein just living on rice and potatoes.

No you could not. Meat also contains many other things that the body needs.

Do you know what the average height in Japan was before they started eating red meat?

Five foot.

>>42437

>No you could not.

Yes you can survive on brown rice and leafy greens.

>>42437

>Meat also contains many other things that the body needs.

Plants contain everything the body needs. Could you not guess that I would respond by saying that? ? At least think of something more intelligent to say so this isn't so boring for me. You're not challenging me at all.

>>42438

You can survive on bread and water but not very well.

>>42439

No, their is no substitute for creatine or carnosine and even the things that can be got through plants are in smaller amounts and harder for the body to use, so yes, you could theoretically get them but you could not in practice as you would have to eat such large quantities of one thing that you would not be able to then eat the large amounts of other things you would need just to get the benefits of red meat.

>>42073

so from what I gather, state debt can garnish your bank account but cant touch centrelink payments!

I withdrew my centrelink payments as cash as I needed to pay for my hernia operation and put it back in my bank account last week as it's coming up next week

I guess they seen that as me depositing money they can take and they just took it all the fucking cunts

now im fucked. now i can wait a year or two to get the surgery on public hospital money

hooray fucking cocksucker nsw state debt

I'm thinking of trying Robitussin again m8s, I'm the dude who tried a few generals ago, I'll make a robodrink this time.

>>42445

make sure you get the dxm one and not drink a whole bottle of shit

enjoy your robowalks m8

its a dirty fucking high though

>>42445

if youre going for cheap highs buy a shit load of poppy seeds from a bakery or wholesale cooking shop and boil them in a stocking and drink the water

>>42447

Wut

>>42448

i didnt stutter faggot. dont buy them from woolies and shit as they are covered in a waxy chemical that wont get you high

you need unprocessed poppy seeds and make a tea out of it

gets you high as fuck

>>42442

When I owed money I never kept money in my bank account

>>42451

Where would you get them, is it like an opium high?

>>42453

Any general grocery store should have them, but as other neet said, not from the big chain stores. Woolies at least. Washing 500g of seeds should be a good start dose, they're usually sold in 500g bags.

And yes, it is. Opiate high in general.

>>42453

bakeries, food wholesalers, etc

gets you hiiiigh,,, its why cunts that eat poppy seed muffins and shit can fail drug tests afterwards

dunno if still possible these days havent done it for 10 years

but you used to be able to buy nurofen plus and because codeine and paracetmol fillers cant mix together you can get the back of a sharp knife and place it in the middle on the side of N+ tablets and push down it splits perfectly in equal two parts

you throw away the paracetamol and filler side and eat a shit load of codeine pills

or you can do cold water extraction (easy, google it) and drink the codeine water and get fucked up

>>42457

Found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lESnvL564VQ

I've got 18 paracetamol/codeine 500mg - 30mg tablets 09/05/2015, it doesn't have an expiry on the box, they should be good, right?

>>42457

>>42459

I've got some Targin 20/10 mg (oxycodone and naxalone respectively) and am not sure what naxalone does. Would cold water extraction work the same way as with paracetamol?

>>42460

watch the video

>tfw waiting for outcome of Austudy claim for almost 8 weeks with less than $50 to your name to live on

>tfw had to cancel unlimited ADSL plan

>tfw your claim is approved and you get $1700 in back pay paid the next day

>tfw no bullshit job agency exploitation, WFTD slavery and no fortnightly reporting

>that feeling is good m9

Thankfully I live with my mum, otherwise I'd be homeless by now.

>>42462

What are you studying m8?

>>42440

Sounds a bit too good to be true, honestly.

>>42463

Cert 3 in Business through TAFE. It's all done online.

>>42465

How long does that take?

>>42466

It's a 6 month full time course.

>>42343

OK. Its been a while since I've done a cookpost, and If I go to Coles with an empty stomach, I'll likely buy it on impulse. Then I'll have to eat it. I'm a big fan of kangaroo as well. Skippy tastes good m9.

>>42475

You cook a lot of Asian dishes. What nationality are you, m8? And you said that you're a "pretty versatile guy". Will you bottom while wearing girls clothes?

>>42440

Are you currently homeless, about to be homeless or do you just want a new place to live? You say you've got no car, but you have a job. Can you not afford a cheap car to live in, or are you unable to get a licence?

>>42477

Have you tried your local library, or a newsagent?

>>42479

You can get things printed for you at a newsagency? News to me. The library is further than NEATO.

I think a cheap inkjett, fuck laser printers.

>>42477

>>42477

m8 i just had to buy a printer to print my super release fund form

you can buy them for 19 bucks at officeworks or coles, scanner/fax/printer all in one HP thing

comes with ink and does wifi

http://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/brother-hl-1110-mono-laser-printer-brhl1110

45 bucks laser printer

Canon MG3560 Printer $19.50 @ Coles

>>42483

does that have a scanner as well m80? I think not.

>>42480

At pretty much every newsagent in QLD that I've been to has a commercial grade printer/scanner thingo, but is more expensive than the local libraries.

>>42485

well you fucking cuck, if you only print things once or twice a month buy an inkjet.

dont listen to cunts telling you to buy a fucking laser printer with toner

>>42485

buying a laser printer with toner when you're likely to only print one or two pages a month is like buying the latest 6gb graphics card to play minesweeper and solitaire

>>42487

I like having the option to scan things though. It's worth scanning receipts because they lose ink within a month

Officeworks mate, HP all in one was like 20 fuckin bucks. scanner, fax, wifi, the whole lot

comes with enough ink to last me 2 years I reckon cause i print maybe once or twice a month or two months

dont waste money on anything else

>>42490

>Implying inkjet printer ink won't dry up with such little, infrequent use. Lol

>>42491

so buying an inkjet all in one printer every year or two for 19 dollars or buying a laser printer for a hundred and up….

retard

>>42441

>No, their

OK retard.

>>42487

dude, chill out

>>42496

hitler was a vegetarian

>>42492

>Implying a budget inkjet "all-in-one" printer's ink will last for two years. Lol

>>42498

yep. don't EVER, EVER, EVER buy an ink printer. i wouldn't take one if you gave it to me for fucking free. i despise those fucking things. useless, utterly useless.

>>42498

the cunt prints one piece of paper a month you idiot

telling someone to go and spend hundreds of dollars on a printer when they print one sheet of paper a month is fucking stupid

>>42502

it will print once and then dry up and be dead forever retard

get a laser printer. ink printers should be illegal.

>>42504

It would suck in the short term, but have you thought of doing a trade as an apprentice?

There's something called the Trade Support Loans, I think its about $20,000 all up over a few years if you're doing a trade. It IS a loan so they expect you to pay it back, but you get 20% off it if you get your trade certificate at the end of it

There's also a living away from home allowance I think, but I've heard its shit $$$

>>42506

nah mate my job is pretty good and i should get out of the goldie after a two years of experience but thanks for the advice

still - please help a fellow m8 out, i don't need a room, the floor will do me right n good and i can stay short term and figure out someplace else later

>>42508

What is the pay of your job like? How can you be homeless with a job?

>>42509

i just moved up the coast and i only just started working. the pay's not bad but rent on the gc is insane, but that's because i want somewhere close to work witch is in southport

the backpackers here don't even do $20 a night witch is pretty standard in other cities

>>42511

M8, if you have a job, just go on Gumtree and houseshare with some pajeets until you find a permanent place.

>>42521

>>42521

you're so fucking stupid m8

>>42527

No shit, I know this. They used to have the prices there though.

>>42531

they still do you dumb fuck

for the neet looking to buy clothes the other day Target is having 30 percent off atm

just got 3 pairs of jeans $9 each,

nice button up shirts $12 each

nice kinda shorts (not board shorts) $10 each

all free shipping if order is 39 bucks.

if you got adblock or ublock running, or ghostery, its probably blocked accidently the location of where officeworks hosts the number images or something ?

fire up a private browsing window that has no addons and try again

>>42546

Why are you being such a cunt m8? Calm down. There's no need to be mad as fuck to your fellow neets. It's okay m8.

in 40 minutes time to submit your centrelink forms gents

>>42556

I was due to report last friday and got paid this morning m8. How do you report? I just use the app, literally sign into it, press report, press yes to no money earnt, yes again, and that's it.

>>42551

Disabled ublock and every add-on then restarted ff and they still aren't appearing for some reason.

>>42557

i just fire up the cenno website and tick a box saying 'yes' and thats it

last year i didnt even have to see anyone, just report online and say i did the shit…. literally login tick yes then get paid

but that all changed now they want me go job active

>>42559

>last year i didnt even have to see anyone, just report online and say i did the shit…. literally login tick yes then get paid

Yeah, I remember I backpacked through Europe in 2011 and was still on fortnightly benefits. Life was good.

>>42560

its a shame they fucked everyone over.

they let cunts come here get on a pension then go back and live in greece and shit, yet any aussie that goes overseas gets their pension cut off

met a few guys in vietnam a few years ago who said its better for them to live there and they can actually have a great life on the pension money they get but the government said if you all dont come back home we're cutting you off and good luck getting it again

Sydney Gay And Lesbian Mardi Gras 2016 HDTV x264-CBFM

people actually take time to rip and encode this faggotry

>tfw forgot to eat today

>mowed the lawns and I was drenched in sweat

>8pm hits and I'm hungry as shit

>get in my car, start driving

>think I should start healthy eating again

>pull up at woolies

>shits closed

>go to subway

>can't decide what I want

>people waiting to order behind me

>just get a 6' subway melt randomly

>tfw looking at the ingredients they're putting on it with a sour look on my face

>processed turkey meat, ham, bacon

>get a shitload of veges on it

>get asked if I want anything else, cookies/drink

>nah

>sit down, smash it, walk out

>there's an eagle boys next door

>walk in, have a look at the menu

>walk out

I was close to eating shit tonight, worse things than carb loaded subway.

>>42564

subways not too bad if you get the good ones

eat a footlong every day for a year and then start fucking kids like Jared

>>42559

>>42560

Yep. During 2012 I was with a job agency that rarely bothered to make appointments with me. Didn't see them often and they didn't make me do shit either . Now in the current year shit has gotten too tough. I don't know what to do tbh. I can't go on.

just submitted my shit to get paid wednesday morning

fuckin then in 2 weeks we get our extra neetbux money, 110 extra or some shit

>>42566

It's tough, we sacrifice a lot being neets.

How long do you reckon a disability employment service would take to nuke my payment if I stopped going to appointments or tried to make all the apps over the phone instead? I wanna go on holidays..

>>42571

As as you leave the country your payments stop m8, if you don't attend a contact appointment your payments stop till you make another one and attend it. Then they tick yes you attended or some shit and you get paid the next day.

>>42571

as soon as Customs scan my passport to let me through the airport it automatically flags it with Centrelink straight away and stops my payment.

Upon re entry into this fucked up country it automatically restarts my payments

>>42572

>>42574

Not leaving the country though. Just wanna do some interstate travel. I've had a couple of fortnightly apps over the phone but that was during heat waves and because I didn't have a car to get tthere. They prefer to see me in person so they might get suspicious if I want to do phone apps for no reason and decline my request.

>>42556

Havent had to report in 3 years

Feels good

>>42576

Living off parents? Or DSP.

>>42577

DSP

It's truly the good life tbh

>>42533

I just wear black garbage bags and paint them different colours to make them look like real clothes.

>>42578

I don't know about getting on DSP myself m8. I feel like it would be like the ultimate failure of my life. Like I'm surrendering myself to sitting out on life. I could easily start working if I chose to, it's just that I'm lazy and have gotten used to sleeping in and doing nothing all day but feeding myself and fucking around online/watching shows/movie.

There's also the fact that 800+ a fortnight is a fuckload better than newstart which I'm on now, I just don't know what the fuck I should be doing with myself. Does anyone else know this feel?

>>42562

Only gay and lesbian?

I thought it was LGBTQIGFCSYYM

Sounds like they left a lot of people out…

>>42580

if i could get 800 a fortnight in disability dollars its safe to say I would completely give up and retire from working forever

>>42582

I actually probably would too. My family who I'm really close with think it wouldn't be weird if l just got a job tomorrow, like they're surprised I still haven't found a job yet. When people ask me what I do for work they're generally surprised when I say I'm unemployed. I'm capable and have an ok resume with references. I do have depression though and anxiety though, but I think it's just shit that everyone goes through in life. It's not much of an excuse for just giving up in looking for work.

>>42580

dsp neet here

Once you go dsp you cant go back tbh because almost every job you could find just wont be worth it

You also have to have enough self discipline to not let yourself go

>>42553

this

>>42564

sorry mate, but subway is rubbish. the bread isn't even fresh, it's frozen dough and they just take it out of the packaging each day to bake it, lots corn sizzurp and shit like that.

>>42571

i'm pretty sure once you miss an appointment, they ping you with a please explain and you don't get paid until you make another appointment to reestablish contact.

>>42593

the bread in subway more fresh than the bread you get at woolies and coles anyway

the bread we have here is generally imported from Ireland as pre baked loafs and they basically just heat them up here ready to serve peasants

>>42597

sure, that's if you buy your bread from coles and woolies. i don't even eat bread so i don't care, but i buy rolls from bakers delight sometimes.

subway isn't healthy though

heres the bread story if anyones interested:

Supermarket chain Coles has been banned for three years from advertising that its bread was made or baked on the day it was sold. Coles was also ordered to display a Federal Court notice in its stores and on its website telling shoppers that it had broken Australian consumer law by falsely advertising bread products as "freshly baked" and "baked today". The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission launched proceedings against Coles in June 2013, accusing the supermarket giant of misleading consumers to think bread was made on the day at the store when, in some cases, the bread had been partially baked months earlier in overseas factories.

http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2591135/coles-fresh-bread-ads-banned/

so the 'baked fresh in store' ads you see dont tell you that the bread was actually half made and frozen in Ireland 6 months ago and then shipped over on a boat… "fresh" indeed!

>>42605

i'm not aruing coles/woolies bread is better than subway, just that it is just as shit and frozen too. most of the subway stuff is frozen - the bread, the cookies, some other veg too from memory.

>>42606

i dont give a fuck whats healthy and whats not

this neet thread been taken over by health freaks and filthy fuckin vegecuckians

>>42609

well i thought you were saying u went to subway because it was healthy eating

>>42610

i havent had subway in 2 years m8

>>42564 here

>>42610

I went to subway because it was the only thing open near me, I know it's not considered healthy, it is somewhat healthier than other fast options I could've gone too like red rooster or kfc. I only got a 6' on wheat, subway melt with no sauce and a load of veges.

>>42619

hang on right there mate, i eat red rooter 3-4 times a week, there is nothing wrong with a roast chicken, it's just protein, nothing that unhealthy about it.

sure, kfc is shit, but lay off the red rooter

>>42620

youre saying roast chicken is healthy lol

>>42609

this

>>42621

how isn't roast chicken a healthy choice? i dont eat any of the stuffing, sure, i eat the skin but there isn't that much of it anyway.

all protein, no carbs, no sugars, low GI, makes you feel full for hours, affordable, low saturated fat (even if it was high sat fat, saturated fat is fine), small amount of processing, not refined shit like a subway sammage is.

>>42623

I mean their burgers, chips, wraps. The shit I would get from there.

>>42624

meant for >>42620

would you cunts shut the fuck up about whats healthy and whats not

you all have vitamin D deficiencies

>>42626

Your mum certainly didn't have a vitamin D deficiency last night :^)

>>42623

What's the cost of a whole chicken from red rooster?

>>42630

$13 each or 2 for $20. I get 2 on Monday after gym and 2 on Friday. 1 chicken = 2 meals.

>>42631

Would you say there's any difference in taste from a red rooster chook then a coles or woolies one?

>>42632

coles and woolies chickens are shit though

>>42633

woolies/coles chickens seem all watery, don't taste as good, i think because they cook a million of them in an infrared oven, not sure how red rooter cook theirs tbh but they are never watery like the coles/woolies ones.

>>42635

Yeah, the chickens I've bought from woolies have all been slightly wet when I eat them

>>42635

woolies cooks em over gas rotisserie…. im pretty sure red rooter dont use charcoal

if you cook shit over gas theres water in the gas itself, so it makes the food feel like that

if you cook it over wood or charcoal theres not much moisture introduced to the food as you cook it

>>42637

i never even mentioned charcoal, so where ya getting that from? i can't even find a proper charcoal chicken around this area, some of em are called blah blah charcoal chicken but they're all using infrared ovens or similar.

woolies/coles chickens being in a plastic bag doesn't help either, the fkn things sweat or get steamed in there or something, taste like shit so i don't care if they are cheaper, red rooter is the best chicken i can find for the price around here.

years ago, my local woolies use to put the chickens in foil bags and sell them for $2 after 9pm, i use to go down and buy 2-3 chickens for $6, but they stopped doing it for some reason. this is like 10-15 years ago mind you.

>>42640

at least someone here is talking sense…I dunno whats up with the sudden influx of vegan health freaks here telling everyone they are shit

>>42641

meh, wasn't me, i already told people i go to the gym and eat what i want, i just dont eat much bread or carbs anyway, just icecream once or twice a week for my neet party and a lot of chicken.

vegans and veggies are usually fags so have at them though.

what I wanna know is why the fuck are twiggy sticks 30 something dollars a kg

I bought a dehydrator to make my own beef jerkey but you get like 100 grams of jerkey out of 1kg of beef so its fucked

>>42643

you just answered your own question lol

just had a 500 gram sirloin steak for dinner, top fucking quality all around

my mum gets paranoid like a week before anything has an expiry date and she said i had to cook it today cause shes out at work

sometimes i feel bad shes going to work every day struggling on by and im sitting on my ass eating steak and watching youtube

anyway, the steak was real fuckin tops m8s

Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane m8s, it was sick. I have no problem going to the movies by myself.

>>42681

I didn't think there was a stigma regarding going to the movies alone, until recently. A m8 wants me to go see Grimsby, but I think it looks shit.

>>42685

Yeah I watched the trailer for that, does look shit as. I don't know why people like that type of humor, it's not funny at all.

How long have you guys been posting on chans? Has your taste is porn been altered in any way over the years?

>>42699

The worst thing that can happen to your taste in porn when you use chans is you become a fury.

Or worse someone who faps to traps but deny that their gay

>cbf cooking

>order from new woodfire pizza place that opened not long ago

>gets delivered by pajeet

>dont fucking say it

>open door POO IN THE LOO PAJEET

>give him money really fast grab pizza slam door

>knocks on door

> dont answer

>calls me something but I cant hear what he said because I cant stop laughing and he drives away a few minutes later

pizza was really good and I can never order from them again

fucking pajeet

>>42216

>not worried about HIV

>not worried abut syphilis

>not worried about hepatitis

Kill yourselves, you uneducated you little faggots.

>>42718

yes all listen to the vegan retarded virgin neckbeard

the odds of getting HIV from a woman is very slim. syphilis is cured by 2 x 1000mg zithromax tablets you take at the same time.

>>42685

fkn normie with your go to the movies on your own bullshit when you can download a perfectly fine copy to watch at home of any movie you want.