No.42987
I don't have a lot of peppies. Don't make me do this.
Unless someone wants to dump a folder?
Old >>42073
No.42992
No.42998
The other one wasn't full yet, was it?
No.43001
>>42992
lol i trole u
>>42998
No, but we've abandoned ship and created new threads in the past around the 450 mark. The other one has over 500.
No.43002
No.43010
>>43002
what ya mean? i've already made a new channel with a few videos, i just dunno what to make today.
my gold detector came though which is good.
No.43022
what's it like on newstart now?
i was on it last year and then my job network started freaking out about the new shit that was supposed to be coming in and got me a job i didn't want an hour and a half away from home
is everybody doing work for the dole straight away?
No.43023
Feeling fucking nervous and energetic. Like butterflies for no reason. It feels good though. I was pretty depressed over the last couple of days so i'm liking this.
tfw mood swings for life now. I won't be mentally stable again. I wish I could always be on the happy side but I know I'll be depressed as fuck again soon.
btw we need to defeat the jews
No.43024
>>43022
meant to be on work for the dole but Pajeet gave me a certificate saying im unfit for work.
job active girls are PISSED OFF cause i got the certificate the same day I was meant to start WFD (they get paid for signing cunts up to WFD extra bonuses etc)
just started watching Tokyo Magnitude 8.0 anime … lifes good fellow neets and I'm enjoying this anime so far
No.43025
hulk hogan takes down Gawker and Kotaku for good tomorrow. Gawker manager took the stand and said they would only not publish a sex tape unless the kid is under 4 years old.
not even making that up. google the news
No.43026
>>43024
nice
at least i managed to convince my boss that with the travel, i can only handle 4 days a week
still miss the neet life tho
No.43028
>>43025
i watched the deadspin editor and nick denton's cross examinations on youtube
they both got violently rekt by hogan's lawyers
No.43029
>>43026
i used to travel from wollongong to sydney on the train (1.5 hrs) each way. when my shift finished at like 11pm, I could only get the train just after midnight. If I missed that train I would be stuck in Sydney overnight.
if I got home that train would get me home around 2am. Then I could sleep til 5am and get up and do it all again.
did that for 6 months and fucking had enough, told them to shove it up their asshole
No.43030
>>43029
yeah, it's fucked
i get up to leave at 4:30am and get home around 4:00-4:30pm
i don't mind the work and the team i work with so i'll probably stay there for a while unless the boss wants that 5th day… then i'll chuck it in and get something closer
No.43031
>>43022
well, my disability provider made me start coming in once a week after those changes and have me writing down and printing out the 20 jobs i apply for each month - no drama in doing it though, they are easy going.
Before that, I use to just go to 1 appointment per fortnight which lasted 10-15m and there was zero requirements for me to do shit, it was just turn up and get my name ticked off.
I don't actually mind going to job search because my case manager is pretty cool and we've been talking a lot more lately and relate a bit better.
No.43032
>>43024
damn, those girls aren't too bad, i'd prob do a bit of race mixing but just not tell anyone
No.43033
>>43029
fuck that eh, i went for a job interview in the cbd once, by the time i got there, i already decided i didn't want the job because of the travel so i just turned around and came back home to the gong.
No.43034
so working credits now max out at 1000 and dont go any higher, thats fucked if i ever do want a job
No.43035
>>43034
working credits have topped out at 1000 for quite a few years now.
No.43036
Mum randomly tells me she's going out and she'll be back tomorrow
It's freezing cold and raining outside so i cant go to the atm to pay for a whore REEEEEEEEE
why do normies not have set schedules for things? its fucking annoying
No.43038
upto episode 4 of Tokyo Magnitude 8.0 this is great~
>>43036
pay with your credit card / debit card
No.43039
>>43036
or save your 200 bucks you're gonna blow on a hooker tonight and come thailand in a few weeks with me i'll show you around
No.43040
>>43036
Looks like you'll just have to fap like the rest of us
No.43041
No.43042
No.43043
>>43038
im not giving a whore company my credit card details
>>43039
tbh If I had a friend to show me around and it wouldn't make centrelink realize im alive I'd do it
>>43040
Maybe not the rain is starting to stop
No.43044
>>43036
is your mum on tinder?
No.43045
>>43044
gone for a quick bbc
No.43046
how would you go getting a whore delivered to your mums house and your mum comes home
I wouldn't even fucking dream of doing that shit
No.43047
>>43046
By the sounds of it he brings whores over while his mum is home.
No.43048
>>43047
prob introduces them to his mum as his gf
No.43049
>>43044
>>43045
Na she's on some leso version of it
>>43046
That's why Im pissed she didnt plan this in advance so I dont have to worry about shit like that but tbh I doubt she'd care
No.43050
>>43049
your mums gonna be scissoring her dirty crusty cunt flaps against some disgusting old whore tonight all night long
sounds like your life sucks worse than anyone elses on here
No.43051
wheres me aussie neet video
hurry up cunt
No.43052
>>43051
i'm uploading one atm
No.43053
No.43055
>>43054
That was noice. If only the local NeetBank here operated so kindly
No.43056
>>43054
Oh yeah, you'll record at least one video for us while out mining right? That'd be neat
No.43057
No.43058
>>43053
I just wish I had decent copper. Anyone know where I could learn all the same shit the telstra techs know? I have more than half a mind to go out and fix the shit myself.
I know I should be able to get 17mbit because I used to before and there is sometimes a couple days after a tech comes where I get it. But then the line degrades again and it drops down to 6mbit
No.43059
>>43058
you can't touch it yourself or you'll cop a few hundred thousand dollar fine for touching the internal network that isn't yours. It has the potential to fuck thousands of other houses around you if you just hack away at shit with no idea what you're touching.
post your modem stats I'll tell you whats up
No.43060
>>43059
That's only if you get caught.
No.43061
>>43059
That is why I want to study it first.
No.43062
>>43061
the max your line CAN sync at is 11mbit and you're only syncing at 6mbit
have you got a home phone or back to base alarm at home? if just a home phone, pick it up and get a dial tone, listen to the noise it makes… do you hear any static or buzzing at all?
No.43063
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>>43062
Right now, no. Sometimes, usually when the modem is connecting, yes.
My line recently got repaired because the entire phoneline went out and I was able to get 17mbit for about a day before it dropped down to 12mbit and then down to what it is now. Pic related, apparently I did not screenshot when it was at 17mbit but I got a couple at 12.
No.43064
>>43063
it's either gonna be moisture on your line, your internal wiring (you in an apartment / got an MDF ?) or your modem
easy way is to unplug everything else connected in the house just connect up a new modem and check the stats see if they improve, if they do.. problem solved. modem is fucked.
if they don't, then it's either your internal wiring or moisture on your phone line but your ISP can test for that doing a metallic line test over the phone it will show resistance over the copper if its wet and shit
No.43065
my billion 7800? was fucked anyway, big hunk of shit…. always had problems with it despite its very positive ratings everywhere
No.43066
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>>43054
kek found this on related videos, what is this shit
No.43067
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>>43064
I am in a house. I will have to try another modem one day. It is weird that this one sometimes goes fullspeed but then drops out and reconnects much lower.
This is what I got after restarting the modem.
I have called up iiNet about my net being dodgy a bunch of times, I swear to god if they never ran that test.
No.43068
>>43066
this is some top kek shit, there is part 2 by the looks of it, watching the first first though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqEu5rTJ2Zs
they really need to increase the age bracket for being a neet too, i was a neet when i was younger, and i didnt stop being a neet just because i got a bit older, neet is neet regardless of age, sure, you can't be a wage cuck for 30 years of your life and then become a neet in your 50s, but i was neet from the day i left school so i am just an OG neet.
No.43069
>>43067
login to your router page and set modem mode to ADSL1 save it and reboot the cunt. It should force it to handshake at max ADSL1 speed which is 8mbit
No.43070
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>43066
omg, dude, you stumbled on something good here that reminds me why i need to make a neet movies video.
from that neet video - "swansa is the graveyard of ambition" reminds me of twin town, a fkn legit neet movie.
No.43071
>>43067
after trying ADSL1 mode in the modem, change it back to ADSL2+ and login to the iiNet members services page and you can set line profiles there that will alter the way it syncs with the DSLAM
Changing your Connection Speed Profile Log in to Toolbox and select My Products. Select Broadband. If you have more than one broadband service, make sure the right username is selected from the Product drop-down menu. Select Manage Connection Speed from the left-hand column. If you have iiNet TV, you will not have access to this feature because your broadband needs to be on a specific iiNet TV speed profile. You’ll see the available Connection Speed Profiles along with their descriptions. “CURRENT” will be visible next to your current setting. To change your profile, select it from the list and then click Change connection profile at the bottom of the page. Please note: Your changes may take up to 3 hours to take effect, and during this time your connection may be briefly interrupted.
No.43072
>>43071
I am on offnet, none of that fancy shit is available. Telstra DSLAMs only at my exchange.
No.43073
>>43072
set it yourself in your modem firmware page then, try ADSL1 mode save and reboot and test
No.43074
>>43071
>>43073
Tried to go ADSL1 and ADSL2 (no +) and both ended up like this.
No.43075
>>43074
the noise ratio on your line is a bit crazy but it could possibly just be your modem too….i bought a shit replacement modem / router wifi all in one thing for like 40 bucks delivered
see if you can borrow one (unlikely if youre a neet) or just try and buy a cheap one TP-Link is what I had to replace my billion and it worked fine.
chances are iiNet are going to tell you to do that before they raise a fault report for it anyway
No.43076
if youre close by south coast nsw you can have my adsl2 wifi modem i am on nbn now and dont need it
No.43077
>>43074
one more thing
you got another phone socket in your house? try that too.. connect the modem to it (and nothing else at all in the house, foxtel box, alarm, nothing…)
No.43078
>>43075
I have had dozens of fault reports and repairs over the years. Every year at least once a year lightning takes out the phonelines on my entire street and they have to be repaired.
All these speed tests are from the exact same PC with the exact same hardware and connection that I have now. Fucking telstra m8.
>>43076
Nah, in the blue mountains. Thanks for the offer though bro.
>>43077
Done isolation test, tried 3 different line splitters and tried using the other phone port.
No.43079
>>43078
blue mountains probably explains it, coppers probably old as fuck out there laid when lawson, blaxland and that other cunt discovered the place
No.43080
>>43079
Yeah it is also damp as fuck and like I said, lightning hits the lines every year like clockwork. I actually started making sure to download extra shit early October because by the end of October my net would be down for weeks while Telstra would fly a tech over from Brisbane to fix it because they never have local techs here.
No.43081
>>43080
>>43080
if you go to http://tpg.com.au/maps/ and type your address in it will show you everyone on TPG in your street/area and their modem stats too so it will give you some sort of an idea of whats going on with everyone else too
No.43082
It was weird to sit in my doctors waiting room and hear about the three patients with gender dysphoria he was looking after. I'm not even in the city why is this happening
No.43084
It's also great how netflix and stan is advertised on tv, all the normies jump put of their seats and say "Wow internet tv, no ads what an age we live in"
Boy oh boy does it shit up copper lines, thank god I have the old coaxial foxtel cable in the wall, won't expect nbn for another 5 years.
No.43085
>>43082
Television, AIDS MSM
Pick one
No.43089
>>43025
>would only not publish a sex tape unless the kid is under 4 years old.
you're stupidity is leaking all over the place.
only a fucking knuckle dragger would give two shits about gawker or hulk hogan
No.43094
>>43089
you're are you are you're you are you're happy now after that comment?
their is only one knuckle dragger here cockhead and he is over they're at Kotaku etc too and it's relevant my my're interests because there going to be destroyed by Hulk
No.43095
anyway
Hulk Hogan: Ex-Professional Wrestler Awarded $115 Million in Damages in Privacy Lawsuit Against Gawker A six-member jury found Gawker violated the wrestler's privacy after the website published a sex tape of him. Hogan sought $100 million in damages over the edited video Gawker posted online in 2012.
Kotaku is dead!
No.43096
>>43084
i got a 3 month free coupon for STAN if you want it m8, got it free through my ISP but im not going to use the shit its pathetic and its only in SD if you play it on a PC or some devices and even the "HD" is less than 720p on almost everything. it really is pathetic
No.43098
>>43096
No thanks, I'd rather watch Russian cp
No.43102
We treat each other like shit in the general, it's not even bantz, just actual being utter cunts to each other for no reason. How are you holding up guys?
No.43103
>>43096
can I have the coupon?
No.43104
>>43095
Plus punitive damages.
>After deliberating six hours, the jury awarded Hogan $60 million for emotional distress and $55 million for economic damages. They remain sequestered until Monday when the jury will consider punitive damages and other matters.
>Punitive damages or exemplary damages are damages intended to reform or deter the defendant and others from engaging in conduct similar to that which formed the basis of the lawsuit.
Considering Gawker Media's long track record of having absolutely no journalistic standards or ethics, I think it's safe to say RIP Gawker. Today is a glorious day.
No.43105
>>43102
been happening a bit in here lately with the surge of faggot vegan retards about but other than pretty good m8
its getting cold as fuck lately
No.43106
>>43102
still no gf, still no m8s
I have a chance to meet up with new ppl soon but idk if I want to go because im a fat cunt and have acne
No.43107
i dunno if its OCD or what but everytime I'm reading something and some cunt writes "just stopped in to have a bite to eat" it really gets on my nerves
bite to eat… i dunno why, it 'triggers' me… ahhhhh… if you're eating something of course you have to bite the fucking food, fuck
No.43109
>>43106
Just like me
Feels bad man
No.43111
I thought I had to apply for 20 jobs a month but I just saw this on my Job Plan. It's only 12.
No.43112
>>43082
Truly the empire has fallen.
No.43113
>>43104
lol just tried searching for the hulk hogan sex tape for shits n giggles and couldn't find it
No.43114
No.43119
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>>43081
Only off-net is available here so it doesn't have any heatmap.
No.43120
>>43106
GO VEGAN THEN DUMMY
No.43121
Weathers good innit?
I feel like it's breathing new life into me. Fucking summer drags on for ever in this country it's horrible. Although I think it will get a little warm again before winter comes.
No.43122
>>43119
Kek. If you're on Newstart I probably go to the same provider as you do if you go to K-town.
Never thought there'd be a fellow cunt so close to me.
Also according to your line stats, your telephone line is screwed and has DLM applied to it (the sync rate gives it away). Look on Whirlpool for more info.
No.43123
>>43107
>just stopped in to have a bite to eat
just stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eatjust stopped in to have a bite to eat
No.43124
>>43122
I used to be. No way you go to the same one since my one closed down. The one I got switched to during the change over I never visited because I swapped my payment.
The dicks still cancelled my payment for missing a meeting with them though. Even though I had never made a meeting with them and I was on youth allowance as a student. I dunno why centrelink gave those guys power to cancel people's payments.
No.43125
>>43122
Also I had a read about DLMs on whirlpool. If that is what it is it is pretty worthless since my line starts dropping every couple hours. Usually lasts a couple minutes of constant dropping and reconnecting until it stabilises.
No.43129
so fucken cold tonight
I guess better than the heat…
No.43130
>>43129
Not for me mate. I can not afford heaters and shit. Fucking freezing.
No.43131
>>43129
boxers only at the neet nightclub, but i got the heater on so i'm a bit hot now, had to strip off instead of turning it down
No.43132
>>43130
i dont have heaters or air con m8, my mum says it costs too much to run
my house was built in the 50s and has wooden floor boards and its raised off the ground a bit so the wind gets right under it making it cold as fuck
in winter last year dropped to like -2 some nights here not looking forward to that at all
No.43133
>>43102
Terrible to be honest
No.43135
>>43132
Me too bro. House is built on a hill so it is raised up on pillars with a damp clay area beneath it. It is a wooden box of cold.
No.43137
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>>43130
Neither can I and I live in a garage but all you need to do is put on a jacket and it's fine, Australia is not a cold place. Even if it did get really cold just put on a warmer jacket or a blanket.
No.43138
>>43137
It is 10C outside and 12C inside. Australian houses are shitholes with no insulation. Fuck this gay earth.
Yeah a jacket is ok now but when it is winter and it is -2C outside and 0C inside your hands freeze just trying to use the PC. I have to keep a mug of hot water next to me to dip my fingers in so that I can keep typing and playing vidya.
No.43139
that latest aussie neet video was top notch
really looking forward to his next one
No.43140
>>43138
Even when it gets to below 0c inside a jacket is all I need, I have a decently warm one that even at that temperature I never close the zip on as it is just too hot. The hands get cold though which I agree with, gloves would be quite nice but I am not sure if they would effect using the computer, they probably would. A blanket might work if you drape it over your hands or something.
No.43141
>Meat eaters v veggie faggots
>Inkjet v laser printers
Welcome to the /aus NEET life in 2016. Do any NEETs own a 3D printer? If so, do you print memes?
No.43142
>>43141
nah m8 my anxiety gets triggered when the pc says "Jobs queued" and I have to close it all down
No.43143
>>43141
Why would I want things that aren't inside a computer?
No.43144
>>43141
I see heaps of morons getting 3D printers saying shit like "well if you need to replace an item like a sink plug or xxx or yyy you can just print it so easily"
well you've gotta design the part in CAD first then you need to buy the plastic shit to make the item, plus you need a 500-infinity dollar 3D printer in the first place I can just go to Clints Crazy Bargains and buy the item for 50 cents
I don't see 3D printing taking off anytime soon, much like 3D televisions and shit, just another wank-fest right now with very little real-life purpose
No.43145
>>43142
OK then. Maybe try printing one thing at a time?
No.43146
>>43145
so after investing 1000 dollars in a 3D printer, what exactly am I gonna print genius ?
No.43147
>>43146
An inkjet printer. LOL
No.43148
>>43147
I guess you can make butt plugs and shove them up your ass all day long
No.43149
>>43146
I wish you could print a better attitude.
No.43150
No.43151
>TFW you're still having wet dreams as a 30 year old. And no, I'm not a kissless virgin.
No.43152
>>43150
you can buy 3D printers from ALDI for under 500 bucks and even banggood sell them for 300-500 bucks delivered
but still, wtf is the point? there is no point owning one
No.43153
>>43152
Actually, the entire fucking point of owning a 3D printer is to fucking print 3D shit. Or correct me if I'm wrong.
No.43154
>>43153
so what real life purpose does it serve? WHAT exactly are you going to print that you need to go and drop a grand on a fuckin 3d printer?
simple question really
No.43155
>>43151
I get them whenever i stop masturbating for a while
I'm only 20 though
No.43157
>>43154
>>43153
>>43152
So when you walk into the club you can go up to a girl and say "Hey, I have a 3D printer that I bought from Aldi for $500"
Bitches will be all over you.
No.43159
>>43140
Try fingerless gloves. They're sold mostly everywhere, right next to the full fingered. You could cut off the tips from a full fingered set but the rest will start to unravel, best just get fingerless from the get-go
No.43160
>>43159
I heard Hex is selling full fingered gloves
No.43161
>>43129
>>43130
be jelly of the gas heater in my bedroom
No.43165
Do y'all realise that this country is going to be majority non European in our life times (if you don't kill yourself)? We get some European immigrants from a few select countries, mainly england. But all non white immigrants dwarf that figure. European Australians aren't breeding at replacement levels either.
What do you think will happen to our neetbux in the coming decades? Quality of life is going to go to shit imo.
Our population at current growth rates is going to double in 40 years or less from immigration. There's no real sign or talk of slowing it down either. This growth will be mainly from non whites and as our dumb fuck parents and grandparents start to die the white population of this country is going to plummet.
Are you prepared for the coming race war?
No.43166
>>43151
I tried no fap once and had a wet dream after about three weeks.
No.43168
>>43165
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz get back to 1950 fgt
No.43170
>>43151
I try no fap now and again to deliberately let myself cum buckets after 3 days or so. Each fap past the first after a few hours or whatever doesn't give me that "oh fuck" orgasm, more just like "ok"
No.43173
>>43165
this country went down the gurgler when universities started making bulk cash by allowing chinks in because they pay top dollar for uni entry fees and get a visa once that's finished and bring the whole gook tribe over
all while opening cash in hand jobs and paying no tax, all asian shops are 'cash only' for a reason
now whites cant even buy baby food for their babies because these cunts are bulk buying it all up and shipping it back to ching chong land because the chinese put lead in their baby formula just to make more profits
No.43174
I fap around 5 times per day. Probably out of boredom, i dunno, figured out you can reuse cum tissues 30-50 times before you gotta get a new one - recycling bros.
No.43175
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>43165
Just pick somewhere nice to sit and watch from if you don't want to get in on the purging. As to the future of neetbux; I just look towards how the UK is handling their shit now. If the gubbmint tried to take away all welfare there'd be trouble, too many people are too reliant on it. Probably tightening of requirements every year until there's only a minute chance of eligibility. Or the government gets overthrown, whatever comes first
No.43176
what I don't understand is that in almost all gook countries it's illegal for a foreigner to own ANY land at all, because they dont want their countries being flooded with filthy fucking foreigners buying up all the land and pushing prices to a point where average citizens can't afford to buy their own bit of land anymore.
almost every fuckin gook country is like that. Yet here we dont give a fuck, and now prices are to the point where most young aussies cant buy their own fucken home especially not in the suburb they were born in and lived in all their lives.
why? cause gooks have flooded the market
in NZ you cant even get a house under 1 million in Aukland because the gooks have taken over there, thats happening now here too
No.43177
>>43176
most gook countries are pretty small (and those that aren't have literally a billion people)
No.43178
>>43173
>cash in hand jobs
teehee
No.43179
>>43176
>>43177
>>43173
do you guys know where the vast majority of foreign investment in australia comes from?
No.43180
>>43179
dirty UK backpackers?
No.43181
>>43179
I'm a useless NEET, why would I care about that?
No.43182
>>43180
>>43181
protip: it's the USA
No.43183
>>43182
I don't see Americans flooding the housing market and taking over suburbs
No.43184
>>43183
There are an annoyingly large amount of claps around now though. I wish they'd fuck off.
No.43185
No.43186
>>43185
so when I go to the shops and all I see is gook signs and gooks everywhere, no americans at all…. and I go to an open house rental day and theres 250 gooks in the queue before me and no white people…. and no americans…
where am I meant to be looking?
fucking retard
No.43187
>>43170
By "cum buckets" do you mean producing a large amount of cum or does no-fapping for a while allow you to jack off multiple times a day? If it's the former, do you enjoy seeing a large amount of cum spurting out of your dick? Does it make you feel more virile, masculine?
No.43188
>>43165
I'm QLD. I just voted 'Yes' on the referendum to increase parliamentary terms to 4 years. I want politicians to feel complacent and secure, I want them to implement bad policies that last longer, I want the government to fuck up. The people will rise up and violence will ensue. This country is too comfy and boring.
No.43189
>>43174
The most I've fapped consecutively is 2wice. And never more than that in one day. BUT, I've never reused cum tissues. Why don't you just cum into the toilet? #LessMess
No.43191
>>43186
are you blind?
look at our culture
No.43192
>>43189
why would i go and jack off in the toilet? i reuse the tissues because if i get up, go in the kitchen or bathroom to get some tissues and go back into my room, it might be a bit obvious to my parents what i'm doing, so i just listen to porn..
fuck it, i'll make this into a video i think might be funny.
No.43193
>>43192
just use a beach towel you can reuse it because its so big for like a few months easy without jizzing on the same place twice
No.43194
>>43191
how would I know about the culture when I dont leave my room / house and dont talk to people here anymore?
I find the people in this country pathetic
No.43195
>>43187
Fuck no, you've got it all wrong. I just mean how good it feels m8. "cum buckets" is just Internet slang. You should know this.
No.43197
>>43173
>now whites cant even buy baby food for their babies because these cunts are bulk buying it all up and shipping it back to ching chong land because the chinese put lead in their baby formula just to make more profits
I agree with that post except that part. It's bullshit, you're pulling it out of your ass.
No.43198
>>43192
I learned a trick from 4chan years ago and have been doing it ever since. It only works if you're uncut master race
When I fap and am about to cum I seal up my foreskin with my thumb and forefinger, cum, then go to the toilet and dump it. Sometimes I don't catch it all before doing it and some spurts out though.
No.43199
>>43198
I just eat it. get mad protein gainz
No.43200
>>43197
why do you think the chinks buy up all our baby formula and milk ?
here's a hint you dumb fuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal
The 2008 Chinese milk scandal was a food safety incident in China. The scandal involved milk and infant formula along with other food materials and components being adulterated with melamine. China reported an estimated 300,000 victims in total.[1] Six infants died from kidney stones and other kidney damage with an estimated 54,000 babies being hospitalised.[2][3] The chemical gives the appearance of higher protein content when added to milk, leading to protein deficiency in the formula. In a separate incident four years prior, watered-down milk had resulted in 13 infant deaths from malnutrition.[4]
No.43201
A spokesman said the scale of the problem proved it was "clearly not an isolated accident, [but] a large-scale intentional activity to deceive consumers for simple, basic, short-term profits."[8]
No.43202
>>43200
I wasn't talking about what the chinks do, I'm talking about you saying white people can't buy baby formula anymore which I highly doubt is true.
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No.43204
>>43203
yeah so the government is doing it's job and fixing it
gg u lose
No.43205
>>43203
>"Booming international demand for our high quality dairy products is great news for our local dairy industry …"
No.43206
>>43205
you missed the part that says australian parents are unable to find baby formula for australian kids because the gooks buy it all up as soon as it hits shelves and send it straight to gookville
No.43207
Australian women should be breastfeeding, not buying hipster formula, let the Chinese gook kids drink that shit, breast is best.
No.43208
who would you prefer to be able to feed their babies formula when needed, white aussies or filthy chinese gook cunts overseas?
No.43209
>>43207
Agreed that mothers milk is next level shit but sometimes babies just don't want the nipple, when my sister gave birth her baby just refused it and would only take the bottle.
No.43211
the gooks arent even doing it to consume, they are only doing it to make bulk profit
No.43212
>>43208
I don't discriminate based on shit as pathetic as race. some 'australians' really deserve to be put down
No.43213
>I don't discriminate based on shit as pathetic as race.
normie
No.43215
>>43213
>IF YOU'RE NOT AS STUPID OR AS MUCH OF A LOSER AS ME YOU DON'T BELONG HERE REEEEEEEE
No.43216
>>43215
i dont know anyone here that doesnt discriminate based on race.
No.43217
unless youre a fucking gook or a nigger yourself
No.43219
>>43212
Get the fuck out.
Heil Hitler
>>43188
>This country is too comfy and boring.
Nice dubs m8. I'm not too worried about society collapsing either. Current population growth is not sustainable. Will lead to more social unrest, higher levels of pollution and poorer health… I mean, there's no point listing it all. It's all bad. But there's an end and I don't mind if it's violet like you predict. It might be fun. I agree, things are far too boring. There's more depression and mental illness now despite our lives being easy as fuck from a survival standpoint. Maybe it shouldn't be so easy.
No.43220
>>43144
The one time I wished I had a 3D printer was for my old fridge. All the door shelves were broken and you could not buy new ones.
Not sure 3D printer plastic would have stood up to the weight though.
>>43148
A rubber/latex 3D printer might be cool.
No.43221
>>43211
Yeah I don't really care if modern women weren't such scum they'd actually have function titties and be able to breast feed their children.
No.43222
>>43209
Nah, the problem is breast feeding use to be handed down to new mothers from their mothers, aunts, sisters, but that stopped happening when women moved to having careers instead of families. Feminism and the jew destroyed your nephews opportunity to breastfeed.
No.43223
>>43212
Race is literally the only thing worth discriminating on.
No.43224
i strongly hate the chinese
heres a new video from yesterday showing them at a buffet in Thailand
https://www.facebook.com/shanghaiist/videos/10154294595056030/
this is how they behave all over the world
No.43225
Asians lack empathy imo, they can sometimes pretend to have it but most fail at acting.
No.43226
>>43221
You're so far gone it's not funny m8. You need to get out and live a little before making assumptions about people based on media articles you find on the Internet
No.43227
>>43219
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/20/science/20dawkins.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1
"To Professor Dawkins, this badly distorted his science and his political leanings, which are resolutely liberal. (He opposed the Vietnam and Iraq wars, admires President Obama and votes most often with Labor. More recently, he voted for the Liberal Party in his district, as he admired the fact that the member of Parliament was insistently secular."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_views_of_Richard_Dawkin
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No.43230
>>43229
dude, it's the truth, breast feeding rates use to be very high due to shared knowledge, wet nurses, things like that, it only plummeted the past 50 years due to the break down in the family.
women that cannot breast feed and babies who cannot attach are a TINY minority, it's just an easy way to make an excuse for these women in their failure.
No.43231
>>43222
Yeah same with all kinds of child raising knowledge. Girls used to see their aunts, older sisters or their own mother birthing children. They used to help with caring for the babies.
There is no knowledge in the family any more. All knowledge comes from the "education system" which is controlled by Jews. No cultural knowledge of any kind. No knowledge on how to live a good life. It's all about getting a good career instead. Fuck man society is dead.
>>43209
>sometimes babies just don't want the nipple
Brah do you even evolution. No baby ever starved itself to death because it "don't want the nipple".
>>43229
Get fucked a baby WILL NOT starve itself. DO you even understand evolution?
>>43227
>>43228
No one thinks that quote is real why the fuck do we care about what you're posting?
No.43233
>>43231
Maybe you should stop going to /pol/ so much.
No.43234
new aussie neet he has put up video up about fapping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_jmeY-vCus
settle down arguing about fuckin breast feeding and it being rude to be racist.
everyone is racist, anyone who isnt at least a little bit is nothing but a liar
No.43235
>>43230
Not breast feeding is a baby boomer thing. They thought breast feeding was gross and low class in that generation.
No.43236
>>43230
have you ever travelled outside of australia, m8?
No.43237
>>43233
Maybe you should stop watching "the project" and whatever charlie pickerings show is called on abc
No.43238
>>43237
I don't watch tv m8
No.43239
>>43238
Reported to the afp for not consuming your daily supply of jewish propaganda
No.43243
i cant believe we have vegan retards in here and now people saying its wrong to discriminate based on race and are serious
No.43244
>>43243
>people saying it's wrong to
No one said that, he just said he doesn't.
No.43245
>>43243
I'm a vegan but I'm racist as fuck. I don't know how we have anti racists here although I suspect they might just be non-white neets.
Veganism is healthy, enjoy being a fat cunt.
No.43246
No.43247
>>43243
>>43245
discriminating based on race is just stupid. it doesn't have much statistical influence,
discriminate on something that has an effect.. like IQ
No.43248
>>43246
ENJOY YOUR CANCER
ENJOY YOUR DIARRHEA AND CONSTIPATION AND HEART DISEASE AND INCREASED RATE OF AGING AND ALZHEIMERS AND BODY ODOR AND ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
No.43250
>>43247
if you want to discriminate based on IQ but not by race, how do you deal with the fact that niggers are scientifically known to have lower IQ's than whites ?
No.43251
>>43247
How autistic are you? It's not about science dumb fuck. Why don't you just accept nihilism and commit suicide? That's where science leads. I want my race to go on in it's beauty unmixed and I want to dominate and at least compete with the other races. Right now Europeans are dying out. Those are things that I want as a European, not as a scientist. Science doesn't give life meaning so I say again, accept nihilism and don't comment on other peoples ideology or values as you've already accepted life as pointless.
>>43249
Hiter was right, nice meme though. How did you even end up here considering this site is mostly /pol/? That is the primary board. /aus/ is secondary to that. I think we all use /pol/ here, at least occasionally.
No.43252
>>43250
how do you deal with the fact that gooks are known to have higher iq's?
No.43253
I just watched your latest video about fapping Aussie NEET. I don't know why you don't have your own private room to do whatever degeneracy you want in it. One where your mum wouldn't have the need to walk in for any reason, or if she did she would knock first. I remember seeing your video labeled "NEET Nightclub" and you put something like it doubles as your mums "craft" room sometimes. Why don't you have your own room? Having to fap with the volume low as fuck with earbuds is teenager shit m8, you're in your 30's and am a god damn man.
No.43254
>>43252
How do you deal with the fact that Asians are too uniform and not adventurous or rebellious enough to invent or do anything new? How do you deal with the fact that geniuses are a smaller percent of the Asian population due to uniformity and less variance in their populations iq?
Why do you think the only thing that matters in life is a population iq? Would you kill your family to let a higher iq family take it's place?
Are you a nihilist?
No.43255
>>43252
>>43252
niggers have big dicks statistically but the lowest IQs. Whites have average sized cocks and average IQs. Asians have high IQs and tiny cocks.
No.43256
>>43255
> Asians have high IQ
>5 points higher on average but decreased amount of geniuses compared to Europe.
Don't give them too much credit.
No.43257
Jesus christ the /pol/ack(s) ITT are foaming at the mouth, calm the fuck down cunts.
No.43259
>>43256
papermaking, the compass, gunpowder, and printing
they're not egotistic fuckwads so no individual took credit
No.43260
>>43253
It's not a "craft" room, it actually is a craft room and it's my mums - she makes stupid shit, but usually comes in to take what she needs and goes into the kitchen now that I am always in here.
I have my own room but I have a king sized bed because when I last moved out, my parents put their old king sized bed in my room and bought themselves a new one, plus a tall boy in there and there isn't any room for a desk and computer.
My computer in this room was only meant to be temp, but that was like 5 years ago. I use to have it in the garage but it gets too cold there in the winter.
It is what it is, I'd get a laptop but prefer to be a member of the desktop master race. No-one comes up this end of the house much anyway.
No.43262
>>43251
>How did you even end up here considering this site is mostly /pol/? That is the primary board. /aus/ is secondary to that. I think we all use /pol/ here, at least occasionally.
Different anon here, I'm one of the primary posters here in the general. I've made each new thread since the 10th except this one and like 16th I think, only posted since like the 7th or so. I'm clean stove anon. I found 8ch just because of anons talking about coming here because 4chan is fucked. I found /aus/ just by thinking maybe there's an aus board and searching for it. I didn't really care how right wing some of you cunts are but now you cunts seem to be invading the general with /pol/ shit. Why?
No.43263
>>43260
Fair enough, I wouldn't be happy with that situation though. I prefer my own space, have you thought about getting a decent pair of headys? I've got some beyerdynamic DT 770 PRO's I've been using for ages, they go great.
No.43264
>>43262
What makes something /pol/? Is any opinion not played on tv or put in the newspaper /pol/? What you call pol is reality.
No.43265
just eat nothing but vegetables you unhealthy fat faggots dying of cancer for having a steak or sausage
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tonight i'm having home made sausage rolls for dinner. perhaps it'll give me colon cancer.
No.43267
>>43264
see >>43251 >>43243 >>43231 >>43230 >>43225 >>43222 >>43219 >>43173
No.43268
>>43267
Hitler was right that is a historical fact go back to reddit if you disagree.
No.43270
Sunday arvos are so fucking shit
No.43271
Hitler was right, look at EU now, it's fucking finished.
No.43272
No.43273
>>43271
If it's not here, why should i give a fuck.
No.43275
>>43272
No idea actually, it just always feels like the lowest point of my neet week
No.43276
>>43273
but it is here. You can look at what's happening now in the UK and EU on any subject and that will be here within a few years.
lock out laws, drinking out of plastic cups, internet filter, filthy raghead infiltration, I think that our political model is based majority on laws and what happens there just a bit delayed however.
No.43278
>>43276
>lock out laws, drinking out of plastic cups
Wow so degenerates can't stay drunk for as long do you think I, as a neet give a fuck what is happening at clubs? Only normies care about that. There are real issues.
No.43279
>>43278
I said look at ANY law you fucking idiot, those were recent ones I could spout without bothering to look anything up
No.43284
>>43263
fuck, I lay down for 5 mins and fell asleep.
anyway, my headphones are m50s, more for music. I've use to have gaming headphones but the cord broke on 2 diff headsets, cbf getting a new pair.
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No.43286
>>43284
i always get up take a piss place my headphones on chair come back and forget and sit down and break them
so no point buying real good ones
No.43287
>>43285
It's still a bit hot for a nap in WA
No.43288
>>43286
i've broken both of mine getting up to take a piss and getting the long ass cable caught between my fit and ripping the cord from the socket.. could prob solder it back but who can be fucked
No.43289
my feet i mean
still half asleep from my neet nap, got a cup of tea now though
No.43290
>>43288
always thought the ultimate NEET purchase would be a colostomy bag
No.43291
>>43285
I always feel like passing out halfway through the day but I resist it tbh.
No.43294
>>43291
yeah m8 had like 5 cups of coffee when i woke up through the day now hit the brick wall really struggle at this time each afternoon
usually have a kip for a few hours then stay up all night til 6am
No.43295
>>43290
i'm not big on the idea although i have pissed in a bottle back in my wow raiding days, that was sorta called for as i couldn't leave the chair.
No.43296
>>43294
Do more exercise and get a better sleep schedule
No.43297
>>43189
>>43192
>>43193
My cum rags kept getting eaten by ants, after I fapped I could feel them crawling around my dick,
>>43261
Your from Socialist alternative
No.43298
>>43296
take your advice and shove it up your vegan asshole
No.43299
Good news goys, there's a bag for people with Autism
"A team of university students has designed a backpack to help students with autism excel at school.
Children with autism often have difficulty processing sensory information and the backpack aims to keep them as comfortable as possible.
The Nesel Pack features straps that mimic the feeling of being hugged, as well as pouches for weights which can often be soothing for children with autism.
It also has a slot for a name card to help with identification and clips for any sensory tools a student may require.
The backpack was created as part of a yearlong program called Entrepreneurship in Action undertaken by six students at the University of Minnesota."
You won't get bullied they guarantee it!
http://www.9news.com.au/technology/2016/03/20/09/33/university-students-design-backpack-to-make-students-with-autism-more-comfortable-in-the-classroom
No.43300
No.43301
>>43299
nice filename m8
I always see this bullshit and amazing inventions and the articles always follow with 'created by a group of smart students at xxx school'
and nothing ever becomes of the products beyond the initial stupid news reports
No.43304
No.43305
>>43299
Explains why my asberger's cousin always wore ankle/wrist weights like goku.
>>43304
Yeh bro, haven't seen latest ep yet
No.43307
>>43305
Just finished it, it was sick.
No.43308
I've been calling the local Indian joint near me and they're not picking up. Mild butter chicken and a garlic naan get in me.
No.43309
>>43308
on the 6th call they picked up haha, yes.
No.43310
>>43309
sounds dodgy, i'd fucking eject from that order
No.43311
>>43310
Nah, they're just swamped as usual. Cunts love butter chicken
No.43312
>>43311
>>43308
>>43309
Tell them to get on menulog or something.
No.43314
>tfw neetbux doesn't give enough to afford as many anime figures as I want
No.43316
>>43314
>buying anime figures
>not investing on gold and silver coins for when society collapses
No.43317
>>43314
Shit I didn't mean to attach that particular image
>>43316
But I can sell them to other weebs. Since weebs never go outside they will escape the collapse and become a very large market.
No.43318
>>43308
>>43309
Pajeet was probably busy trying to find a clean street to shit in
No.43319
>>43299
And they spent a whole year making it, and you guessed it with tax payer money.
No.43321
>>43316
What makes you think gold or silver will be what everyone trades in when society collapses?
No.43322
>>43318
Just got back, had a peek into the kitchen in the back when I was paying. It seemed clean, they have to adhere to our food and safety standards anyway.
No.43325
>>43322
That was a fake kitchen, Indians love having a fake kitchen for people to see but they do their cooking in a secret basement kitchen where they can shit on the floor and fling it around and piss in the curry sauce.
No.43326
No.43330
>>43325
lol
>>43326
Not him but I'm 20 something and I don't think I'll ever get tired of piss and shit jokes
No.43333
>>43330
How the fuck can you be in your 20's and find >>43325 funny?
No.43334
>>43333
How are you an old cunt and still not vegan yet?
No.43335
>>43326
I'm 25 and I piss standing up like a big boy
No.43336
No.43337
>>43336
>being vegan so I live longer than fat cunts
>tells me to kill myself
No.43338
>>43305
>>43304
>>43307
fuck ragnar's acting pisses me off though
No.43341
>>43338
Haha why's that? I think his natural curiosity is fine.
No.43342
just woke up from me little neet nap, went a bit overtime but thats perfectly okay
now to put in a solid marathon session til about 6 or 7am…
No.43343
>>43337
What's your favorite vegan snack?
No.43344
>>43337
You will not live for as long as people with a balanced and properly healthy diet though.
No.43345
good to see the fucking faggot vegans are back in full force telling everyone they are unhealthy and to be one of them instead
No.43346
>>43345
You can be healthy and not be vegan, but it's easier to be a healthy NEEt if you're vegan.
>>43344
You can have a balanced diet whether you're vegan or not. But the science has proven that vegans have better overall health when comparing populations.
No.43347
>>43346
No one gives a fuck
No.43348
>>43346
can you pathetic weak fucking faggots fuck off already
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT VEGANS
no one here gives two fucks about listening to you poofters talk on and on about everyone else being fat and unhealthy because you consume so many vegetables
GTFO
No.43349
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>>43347
>>43348
If you don't wanna hear it, don't start flinging shit.
No.43350
>this vegan shit
kys my man
No.43351
I'm almost ready to stop coming here completely because each time I do I gotta listen to these vegan cucks
No.43352
>>43349
I don't know why this guy isn't on quackwatch.
No.43354
>>43350
>>43351
You brought this on yourselves. If you don't want to hear the reality about veganism, don't start moaning about vegans.
You're like the smokers who are constantly bitching about how annoying non-smokers are.
No.43355
>>43343
All types of fruits, Muesli bar that I make (linseed, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds, sunflower seeds, chia seeds and cashews, walnuts - healthy as fuck and lots of fat too tbh), cereal (mainly quinoa), soy icecream and dark chocolate with no milk in it obviously
>>43351
Meat cuck detected
>>43352
Everything he says is backed up by reputable studies
No.43356
>>43354
this board was pretty good before you cocksuckers arrived
No.43357
>>43355
Yes but he cherry-picks his data. They all find that vegetarian diets are just as good and non-over-the-top omnivore diets are fine too.
No.43359
>>43357
Yes but you need black and white rules other wise dumb cunts literally cannot stop eating too much cheese and steaks.
Yes you can eat meat irregularly and you'll be fine. Black and white rules work though.
No.43360
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>>43355
>Muesli bar
That sounds delicious, those are great recipes
My favorite thing is a bowl of fresh oatmeal with blueberries, mangoes, and almonds stirred in. Second favorite thing would probably be beans and rice with hot sauce.
>>43357
Vegetarian diets are actually shit. Consuming dairy and eggs is worse than eating fish or poultry.
If you want health benefits you have to go vegan.
No.43363
>>43354
No, cunt. No one said anything about vegans till one of you cunts brought it up then was told to fuck off which started it all. You can have your vegan opinions no one cares. We just don't want to hear your opinion on the topic of the subject of food is brought up
No.43365
>>43360
You're enjoying this aren't you
No.43366
No.43367
>>43363
You may correct, I haven't actually read the thread.
>>43365
Everything should be enjoyed.
What is an enjoyable topic for all NEETs, healthy vegans, and parasite ridden meatcucks as well?
No.43369
>>43360
>>43354
You goys realize this is just trolling don't you, when you show them what triggers you they exploit it and spam the fuck out of it.
For an Australian board we sure can't handle our own brand of medicine
No.43370
>>43368
If you knew that everyone around you was slowly killing themselves by consuming class 1 carcinogens, you wouldn't try to warn them?
Anyways, lets move on to a kosher topic, anyone watch any good animes lately?
No.43372
>>43369
troll others though, no need to troll each other here, least not with vegan faggotry
No.43373
>>43369
everyone got along just fine here before these vegan faggots came along preaching their lies and nonsense
No.43374
>>43369
B-but muh safe place
No.43375
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>>43373
>I don't like what they are saying, that means they are lying
>>43371
You have chosen the oldest, lamest video, to try to feel smug with. Rogan is literally retarded.
No.43376
>>43368
>If someone yells meat, eats a steak or drinks a glass of milk the fight is over.
>Salads will be healthy as much as they need to
>Only two guys to a head of lettuce
>No meat cucks, no fat cunts
>If this is your first night of vegan club, you have to eat a whole bowl of salad!
No.43377
>>43375
being retarded is someone coming into the neet thread trying to tell neets what they should and shouldn't eat and telling them they are going to die of die of cancer for eating dairy and meat
how come previous generations have lived past their 100 years old if meats so bad for you?
how come Japanese cunts outlive almost every other nation and their diet consists of seafood and meat more than most others
No.43379
>>43377
>how come Japanese cunts
Read the starch solution. Asians live longer when they eat plant based diets, as their countries have been westernized they've started to become obese and die just as early as meatcucks like yourself.
>coming into the neet thread trying to tell neets what they should and shouldn't eat
I cam here to have some comfy convos with some cheerful NEETs. It ain't my fault you're all so butthurt, but I can't blame you. If I had all those parasites in my butthole, I'd be pretty angry too.
No.43380
>>43375
Kek Joe is a bit of a dumb cunt. I saw a clip the other day of him talking about an animal that according to Joe "collectively came together as a species" to wipe out another animal or something. The video has been deleted now though.
No.43381
>>43380
lol, I don't even mind people arguing against or making fun of vegans. I enjoy the banter, but Joe is horrible at it. You can tell he is visibly butthurt by the fact that vegans exist.
No.43383
>>43346
As I said before, there are thing only found in meat and meat provides other things in larger amounts and also enables the body to use it easier.
No.43384
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>>43383
>things only found in meat
Are you referring to B12 which is only in meat because they feed the animals supplements?
Or are you talking about something else? Please specify so I can prove you wrong.
No.43385
>>43383
>there are thing only found in meat and meat provides other things in larger amounts
No.43387
>>43386
thats a fucking top notch meal m8
No.43388
>>43386
Steaks not even that good m8, I prefer chicken schnitzel/parm
No.43389
>>43388
enjoy your cancer you dirty cunt. Make that a garden salad and hold the cheese.
No.43390
>>43386
>no veggies, barely any carbs, red meat
Why are you suicidal? Call this number quickly:
13 11 14
No.43392
>>43384
B12 is not in animals because of supplements. In meat there is also Carnosine, Omega 3 and 6, Protein, fats, Vitamin D3, Creatine, Vitamin A, Zinc and iron. Some of these you can get through other sources but even then not as easily.
As I also said before, the average height in Japanese men before red meat was 5 foot and now it is 5'7.
No.43393
>>43386
needs some sort of sauce for the chips imo, i'd advocate melted cheese and gravy
reminds me i gotta make some poutine
No.43394
>>43389
I will, how butthurt can you get that we're not vegan kek
No.43395
thanks for shitting up the thread
No.43396
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>>43392
It would be nice if you weren't retarded, but since you are, here's a vegan retard to explain this basic shit to you. Hopefully he connects with you on a retard to retard level.
No.43397
>>43396
guy looks like he has AIDS, just like most vegans
No.43398
>>43393
How do you make poutine with our shitty Australian cheeses m80? Generally curious
No.43399
The Dutch diet: The average Dutch citizen eats a lot of breads, meats, cheese, and drinks a lot of milk — moreso than many of their European counterparts.
It’s fairly common knowledge that the Dutch are some of the tallest people in the world.
No.43400
>>43398
poutine is made with cheese curds, illegal in australia to purchase as its unprocessed dairy/milk
No.43401
>>43395
Since you meatcucks can't do anything right, I will save this thread.
So did she ruin Welcome to the N.H.K. or make it?
No.43402
>>43401
This isn't /a/, faggot
No.43403
>>43398
you use mozzarella
No.43404
>>43402
Listen you cunt, either we keep shitflinging over veganism or we can come together and be the community of NEETs we were meant to be.
I'm currently drinking some tea and warming my toes. It's very comfy.
No.43405
>>43404
Are you a grill? Be my vegan Nazi gf plz
No.43406
>>43390
Called em up but the operator was too busy eating a rare steak
No.43407
>>43406
must of been a real man
No.43408
>>43396
Ha! Calling me a retard when all you did was post an stupid youtube video, god you are gullible if you actually believe this rubbish.
Okay so Creatine. Yes the body produces it but not as efficiently, Creatine also improves brain performance.
Carnosine. Again, the human body produces hardly any and it is also found ONLY in meat, hence why it is called CARNOsine.
Omega three- Plants online produce ALA Omega three which the body cannot use effectively.
B12- No the body does not produce it and so 92% of vegans are deficient of it.
That guy is an idiot and so are you for believing him.
No.43409
>>43404
Probably from /intl/
>>43407
He was a real man but i'm a big guy
No.43410
where my cold shower bros @
No.43411
>>43407
You meant "must've" or "must have". The cholesterol is clogging your brain.
>>43405
Sorry, I don't want to get raped by some meatcuck.
No.43413
>>43401
There would have been no drama without her
No.43414
>>43411
I can say me anxiety, muh depression, must of, whatever the fuck I want you weak skinny faggot
seriously need these two vegans to be removed from here, ruining my safe space with their utter faggotry
No.43415
flush this thread down the shitter
No.43416
>>43415
amusingly, it's usually pajeets who are vegan, muh sacred cow and all taht shit
No.43417
>>43411
>implying you have a vagina
Don't be mean m8
No.43418
>>43416
just leave it on the side of the road then. I dont understand how the same two fucks ruin every thread lately with their garbage
No.43419
>>43410
I normally take cold showers cause I live in qld and it's hot as fuck, in the morning though around 7 to 9 am it's not hot at all in my room so I have a hot one
No.43420
>>43411
>Sorry, I don't want to get raped by some meatcuck
But I'm a vegan
No.43421
>>43418
Most of the roads are un passable now since India became a super power and started blocking the streets with shit, I have to get to the shops on a pogo stick so I don't get poo on my shoes.
No.43422
No.43423
You know the best thing about being vegan? I wipe my ass and the toilet paper is fucking bare. When I ate a high animal fat diet I'd literally shower after I shit because my feces were so sticky due to all the oil in my shit.
Vegans also have less offensive body odor so that combined with non sticky shit means I can be lazy and not shower as often.
No.43424
No.43425
I wonder how the general would actually react if females started posting here, they'd undoubtedly be grossed out and judge us ;_;
No.43426
>>43425
the fact that you even care about means you're a virgin that has deep desires to be cucked
No.43427
Our active user count is up to 62
This only means 2 things
A:The fabulous kiddie porn spam is back
B: /Intl/ eurocuck/seppo's are invading the board
Pick one
No.43428
>>43427
i'd prefer the spam to the vegans tbh
No.43429
>>43426
I don't care, just saying that's what would happen. I should probably stop being such a degenerate if I ever hope to find a qtp2t gf in the future . Even when I was working I still just dumped dirty washing on the floor after I'd used it and shit, hardly ever wash my bed sheets etc
No.43430
got some spare batteries for my gopro arrived on friday. got a few 64gb sandisk cards, got a selfie stick (although dont think ill use it will feel like a knob holding it up filming) and got a strap that clips onto my backpack shoulder straps that hold the camera out in front of me filming
gonna film a heap of whores in 20 days m8's… will upload to either youtube or post here
No.43431
>>43430
Make sure their under 18
No.43432
I remember I was talking to some bloke I used to work with and he told me he was going on a holiday to Korea, I asked him what for and he said to find a 13 year old whore and eat and live like a king, which he did. Lucky bastard
No.43433
>>43432
korea is ok but the women are fucked. they wont go with foreigners for the most part. I'd say less than 2% of girls there will fuck a foreigner.
You can fuck them for cash but they are mostly old worn out cunts that have been in the game a very long time and working in Itaewon (near the US army base)
most normal whores wouldnt be caught dead fucking a foreigner cause if any Koreans see that her business will be finished because Koreans and Japs think foreigners are dirty and girls that fuck them must be even dirtier
No.43435
>>43432
and because Korea and Japan are first world asian countries, prices are expensive.
You need to go to third worldy countries such as Laos, Cambodia, Philippines, Thailand where they have a huge population of poor rural farmers who pop daughters out cause there's nothing else to do.
then because times are hard they ship the daughters off with "aunties" or "sisters" to big cities to work in agogo bars and whore houses to make big money to send back to mama and papa on the farm to pay for their whiskey and to make sure future kids dont have to whore too
In Thailand a whore overnight is about 30-50 bucks, she'll generally stay 12-24 hours and you can do whatever you want.
Whores in Laos, Philippines and cambodia considerably less than that
No.43436
No.43437
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if any of you cunts ever get enough money for a flight and hotel, need about 2 grand aussie… i can take you around a bit show you some places
No.43438
>>43437
Kek they're all dogs
No.43439
>>43437
r u archieluxury?
i got the money, dunno if i'd do it though, tfw no passport
>>43438
i'd fuck em
No.43440
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>>43438
there's 200,000 hookers in one small town the size of half of melbourne CBD…. I'm sure you can find something to fuck
No.43441
>>43437
Rest are ok but this one has a peen
No.43442
got fkn job search tmw morn at 10am :\
No.43443
No.43444
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you can be a fat loser like this cunt and get this hot gook piece of arse
No.43445
>>43444
>Meena
No wonder she can't get white friends that aren't fat
No.43446
damn, that's not half bad, wouldn't mind doing this but man i hate flying something bad
No.43447
>>43446
get some xanax from doctor and come with me lol
smash a few xanax at airport you'll sleep the whole way
No.43448
>>43442
Don't forget to apply for the CEO positions, you'll be a shoe in.
No.43449
I'd only ever fucked chicks 80kg and up here, now I wont fuck anyone more than 45kg lol
No.43450
>>43447
i'd have to get a passport eh, nfi how long that takes, last time i looked ya need character witness or some shit like that, except i dont know anyone to actually witness it, can't be family apparently.
No.43451
>>43449
wow a real life kpop
No.43452
>>43450
you pay to fast track it at any post office and anyone can witness your shit, family friend or whatever thats known you a while,
get passport within a week
No.43453
>>43452
cant atm anyway, going gold hunting, i gotta think about this anyway but i might be interested in future
No.43454
>>43423
Do you know why they have less offensive body odour? Body odour is smellier in people with more testosterone.
No.43455
>>43453
all good
could have a little neet trip in the future
No.43456
>>43449
Uh, she looks underage old bean. Also there are girls who are not 80kg or over here, you just must not meet their standards.
No.43457
>>43456
now i'm in my 30s what realistic expectations do you think I have of banging a slim good looking 20 year old australian girl again?
zero
No.43458
>>43456
How does she look underage?
No.43459
No.43460
>>43432
Bullshit. Korea costs just as much as Australia if not more for certain things. You fucked up your country choice Anon.
No.43461
and to prove I actually do this shit here's a photo of me on my birthday we started off in a trap bar just for a laugh me and one of my other mates.
sadly I don't speak to him anymore cause I wanted to be left alone most of the trip when he kept calling wanting to meet up and do normie shit
and i didnt fuck the traps, just played pool and drank with them had a laugh. no homo
No.43462
>>43457
Hire a prostitute. 30s is not two old for a 20 year old anyway, I know a 44 year old that is engaged to and has a child with a 26 year old who he has been going out with since she was 19, you just need the right personality.
No.43463
>>43462
like this is in anyway matches the reality for most aussies
No.43464
>>43462
how old are you mate… 14?
what 20 year old has hopes and dreams of being with a 30 year old NEET on the dole ?
No.43465
>>43461
Woah! Are you a real life hentai penis censor?
No.43466
>>43465
i dunno how to use GIMP entirely, just quickly did it incase the vegans had any funny ideas
No.43467
>>43464
These kind of bitches
No.43468
>>43464
There's always mental illness to rely on
No.43469
>>43464
Not all neets are the same, not every neet sits in their room all day online m8
No.43470
>>43467
that's about it. I used to go the pub after work and get smashed and talk with fatties cause it was all I was willing to go for because it requires the least amount of effort.
after I started banging whores I lost all value for all Australian girls. whores are no effort, pay them and fuck them straight away then go back to vidya or whatever.
relationshits are overrated and even if you do manage to get one and keep it for a few months your life is a misery and you gotta deal not only with your own mental ilnesses but someone elses too because lets face it, if a girl hooks up with you she is going to have mental problems from the start and be damaged goods
No.43471
>>43470
That's some real projecting you're doing there m80
No.43472
>>43470
Kek, you only fucked 80kg fatties. I take it they're the kind of slags you had relationships with?
No.43473
>>43470
The fatties are too stuck up these days with self worth
No.43474
>>43473
fucking fatties expect a chad now, it's beyond a joke, 0's expecting a 10.
No.43475
>>43472
the 80kg was an exaggeration m8 but you get the idea.
>>43473
15 years ago the fatties had no where to go, so it was mostly on IRC/ICQ/MSN etc where they could get themselves a NEET nice guy to meet up and spend time with.
now even the fatties have a multitude of chads chasing them everywhere they go and have Facebook/MySpace/Tinder/whatever the fuck they use so get constant attention given to them from as many dudes as they want anytime they want.
When you have 50 guys showering a pig in attention she's less likely to be needing some from a NEET
No.43476
>>43475
yeah spot on, like i said in my vids, i was at least getting laid with these skanks prior to 2006, but now, smart phones ruined everything, she can have a million chads trying to get into her pants
No.43477
>>43476
I've seen a 4/10's phone who was on one of them sites and her phone would be constantly getting smashed every few seconds with message from a new guy telling them how amazing they were and how beautiful they are etc etc
quite sickening really
No.43478
>>43477
>>43476
Maybe there's just more fatties.
Or the regular chad sluts are too frigid for anyone since feminism went mainstream
No.43479
>>43477
that's why i don't even bother, no point even trying, i'd half expect her phone to be going off with texts from every other neet and chad in the area while we're meeting up, instagram, facebook, snapchat, all that shit, one guy, even an average guy can't compete with that.
No.43480
>>43304
>>43307
>>43338
No idea what the fuck is happening in the new season tbh. So much random shit, like with the chink and ragnar taking opium or whatever the fuck.
I don't know anything else but I do know Ivar is thug as fuck.
No.43481
every other week you have a news article saying that x town or y town has a "man drought" and women can't find men
the reality is that these women are putting demands out there like : must be at least 6 foot, must have a successful career earning at least 150k a year, etc etc
so they limit themselves to such a minuscule range of potential partners from the start and then kick and scream when they can't find what they are demanding
No.43482
>>43478
there are more fatties, and more semi chads who don't mind bagging the fat pigs that use to get passed up.
No.43483
imagine eating no name food because its so cheap and no one else wants it for years and years, its easy to obtain with no effort and it costs nothing.
then all of a sudden EVERYONE loves no name food and the prices are now 5 star restaurant level for the same shit only now because it's so popular you neither can be bothered putting the effort in or paying the price to get it
No.43484
>>43483
lol best analogy evar
No.43485
do any of you cunts hang on irc these days? i went on the 8chan on rizon server a few times but it's like a massive flood of faggotry in there
No.43486
>>43485
It always was, don't understand the point of it
No.43487
>>43483
If it cost nothing it wouldn't be worth mass producing
No.43488
another guy said sundays are the worst neet day. I'm thinking the same, so bored.
here's a 2 year old photo when I was a fat cunt with a thai whore
No.43489
best thing I probably ever did in my life
dunno why im posting this should prob stop
No.43490
>>43488
Smother the bitch with that man gut
No.43491
>>43490
i've lost 40kg since then m8
No.43492
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No.43493
>>43489
The blur makes this look pretty lewd m8
No.43494
>>43492
>that filename
The answer is no, that only makes my erection harder. Some trap showing off their dick like that would be asking for it.
>>43489
>>43493
>you will never save up enough neetbux to go to Thailand and fuck an elephant
No.43499
>>43490
sour neet grapes if i ever saw em
No.43500
>>43488
>>43488
Gross. I would not go near any whore that would not reject and disgusting meat eater such as yourself.
No.43501
>>43427
Yeah cp spam is back
Fucking shit mods most of it stays up for 5+ hours
No.43502
>>43437
I'd be keen if you live in melb and can meet up b4 hand
No.43503
>>43488
Did you have trouble fucking them being that big? Or just had them on top?
No.43505
>>43503
He didn't get to fuck them because cholesterol was blocking his dick veins and he couldn't get it up
No.43507
>>43341
the way he does he big ass googly eyes like WTF
No.43509
>>43507
I don't know what you mean m8, take a screenshot of what you mean.
No.43511
>hear the garbage truck revving its ass out in the street I'm in
>fuck, gotta put out the bins
>quickly throw on some shorts, fuck a shirt
>have a habit of locking the front door whenever I go outside
>it's just one of those metal buttons on the handle you press in
>go outside
>have to keep the door closed so my housemates dog doesn't get out
>see the garbage truck a few doors down
>fuck
>see the bins already emptied beside the driveway
>ok, try to open the front door
>it's locked, must have locked it as I was walking out
>fuck
>walk around to each gated fence beside the house leading into the backyard
>both of the gates have big ass locks on them
>they both come up to my neck
>there's no fucking way I can climb these
>don't have my phone or anything on me
>just stand at the front door and wait for my housemate to come home
>it could be hours
>starts getting hot outside
>luckily she drives home after 15 minutes
>lets me in
I could have been a goner m8s.
No.43512
>>43509
this is a bit dark and doesn't show it all that well. it's from the latest ep
No.43513
>>43512
Nah m8, I don't see it. Never picked up on it either.
No.43514
>>43511
>>there's no fucking way I can climb these
Maybe if you weren't so fat from eating animals you could climb better
No.43515
No.43516
>>43512
this one is subtle as well but it feels to me like total overacting
No.43517
>>43516
>overacting
>it's just ragnar looking at mountains
kek
No.43518
>>43517
>>43516
he looks like he just accidentally sharted but can't do anything about it